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celeb fap thread
>>702466017
Hi
I would ram this nigger whore
I like to edge on cam while a bro feeds me pics of his favorite celebs. I can put whatever pics he wants up next to me on cam. I can edge for hours doing this, and erupt like a volcano.
Anyone else into this? Sometimes my partner will roleplay as I stroke for "her", but usually we just talk dirty about her pics while I edge.
>>702466346
Same here
>>702466346
>>702466594
Here you guys go
>>702466709
HNNNNG
>>702466709
Moar of the niggress
>>702466170
Is that a trap? Ugly as hell either way. And, no ass at all.
>>702466917
Fuckkk, you're making me stroke so good for Nicki
>>702466917
What a fuckable slut!
>>702467015
No, she's just a batshit insane ginger
>>702467428
any webms ?
>>702467428
mmm so thick
>>702466958
>16
>>702467529
ugh god, now this gets me going
I'm glad to see this much love for Nicki...I'm so hard for her right now and stroking good.
>>702467428
We should all fuck her ass together
>>702467732
Unnng me too, she's such a whore.
>>702467850
>>702467729
>>702467732
Mmm, stroke it Nice and slow for her, and know She wants all our cocks deep inside her
>>702466709
quality material here my friends
Anyone up for a Nicki Minaj skype fap session?
>>702467976
You're so lewd. And I love it.
>>702467903
>>702467900
hnnnng more
>>702467933
>>702467903
what's the music video this is from?
obligatory peypey underwater nip slip
>>702468266
she is ugly as fuck
If someone wants to post some sexy JJ, that would be nice.
>>702467924
so fuucking sexy
>>702468180
The thing She wants to feel the most is both our cocks sliding in her ass, making them rub against eachother as we stretch her naughty fuckhole open
>>702468450
THIS IS THE OFFICIAL BIG BOOTY BITCH CELEB FAP THREAD
all this lewd nicki talk...
roberty.tigson, add me.
>>702468457
>>702468472
>>702468476
>>702468491
oh fuck look at those toes and lips
>>702468572
>>702468364
anaconda
>>702468620
Join the skype session.
>>702466129
Literally who?
>>702468364
Anaconda
I-I h-had n-no idea when I-I b-began p-pursuing m-my m-mistress c-celeb w-wife Jessica Alba she w-was s-so evil... I-I thought b-because she l-looked g-good on the o-outside she w-would b-be a g-good girl: b-boy w-was I-I ever m-mistaken... I-I know i-it was a-a o-one in a-a m-million shot when I-I first started t-to approach h-her b-but, well l-look at h-her, she's b-beautiful and w-worth a-a shot... M-My s-success w-was I-I guess y-you c-could s-say off the charts and the n-next thing y-you know I, a-a poor, regular d-dude, h-has her heart...
>>702468266
Is this from the Boa Constrictor video?
Nicki chatroom
https://us23.chatzy.com/41436431307228
>>702468767
don't use skype :(
>>702468620
I bet it's making you feel naughty, isn't it?
>>702468671
Don't have skype
>>702468799
Fuck, I need her right ass
>>702468895
Anaconda
>>702468768
Sara Jean Underwood.
>>702468999
R u sure? I thought it was Python. Also chekt
>>702468808
What I-I d-didn't expect w-was the w-way she l-likes t-to t-torment m-me... I-I know she is beautiful, wealthy and f-famous b-but I-I d-don't understand why she h-has t-to be s-so mean...
>>702469013
Leslie jones?
>>702468995
oh gosh yes, very.
>>702468995
>>702468970
join this https://us23.chatzy.com/41436431307228
>>702469013
fuck u this is awful to watch, not only is there cild abuse, but its being done by a welfare nigger
>>702469135
Oh fuck off. Haven't you died yet
>>702469487
god, i bet she could handle us all
>>702468506
its really too bad she looks like larry king in that particular photo. otherwise this would be fappable
>>702469013
thank you for this
always good to remember niggers are animals
I really wanna jerk off to Nicki on cam with someone.
For jacking off to any celeb: http://us23.chatzy.com/43674475593142
>>702469408
I was here a few hours ago and we got through an entire thread without this cunt, so it can happen. Not often it seems.
>>702467807
Just come out of the closet dude. It will feel like a relief.
>>702469577
Just imagine if we filled all her holes at once...
>>702469694
oh fuckkk
>>702468472
So gay.
>>702469135
B-But I-I d-don't want to complain t-too m-much b-because w-we are t-talking about Jessica Alba h-here: h-having her isn't exactly a-a t-torment b-beyond h-human comprehension... I-I'm p-pretty sure m-may men would w-want t-to have h-her and whatever she is l-like r-rather than not... I-I m-mean h-how w-would y-you f-feel h-having a w-wife that every man w-wants and w-would gladly steal fr-from y-you... L-Let's j-just say it s-sometimes b-bothers m-me having t-to b-be on c-constant g-guard w-with her against any p-possible threats...
does anyone understand how completely pointless these threads are without nudes? giant waste of boner
Not my proudest fap
>>702468437
fuck yeah fam, adele exarchpolous, best of thread so far i feel. muhhh nigguh
>>702467666
...and fake
madison went out without a bra on the other day
>>702469613
>>702467166
who?
>>702471518
Emmanuelle Chriqui
>>702471407
Damn what is up with her leg? Serious cankles.
>>702469613
real?
>>702469694
Why don't you faggots find a circle jerk somewhere else?
More Nicki
>>702469790
I-I don't know wh-why b-but my m-mistress s-suddenly turned against m-me s-saying I-I w-wasn't good enough f-for h-her... She s-said a-a woman o-of her caliber d-deserves m-more than what I-I bring t-t-to the table... She w-wants to t-take u-up on the m-many o-offers that c-come h-her w-way from all the m-men who r-regularly pursue h-her on s-social m-media... She s-says they s-send h-her p-pics and when she c-compares them w-with m-my sl-slightly b-below average 3 incher I-I seem t-to c-come up short...
>>702474154
Please post a photo of a fog eating your face off.
>>702472635
Nope
She knows you're cumming to her ass
>>702474154
Sh-She s-says she has a-a h-hard t-time t-to keep from laughing a-at m-my m-member when she sp-spends some t-time engorging h-her eyes on their 8,9 and 10 inchers... I-I begged h-her t-to r-reconsider b-but she j-just laughed and w-warned m-me I-I was in n-no p-position t-to o-order h-her t-to do anything... I-It is true that she i-is the one who h-has all the wealth in o-our relationship: she h-has well used h-her p-position o-of fame to accumulate a great d-deal of m-money...
>>702474715
whos this?
>>702474364
>>702474937
I-I f-felt s-so helpless t-to order h-her t-to d-do anything s-so I-I just agreed w-with h-her... Then sh-she s-said I-I n-needn't worry about us for she w-will k-keep our relationship intact... This brought a-a great relief t-to me and I-I thanked h-her m-much kneeling o-on my hands a-and knees...
>>702468355
Id fuck her hard in that dress
Id like to share her. Anyone up for double-dicking her pussy with a double-creampie finish? No homo
>>702475750
Get in here >>702468955
>>702475291
She j-just sneered a-at m-me, s-saying she knew a-a b-beta-boi like m-me w-would eventually c-collapse and kneel b-before h-her even though I-I own the b-balls in the r-relationship... A-After sp-spending t-ten m-minutes in agony t-to h-her b-ball-crushing h-heel press I-I asked h-her i-if I-I could f-finish cleaning and wiping d-down the entire h-house while she c-continued t-to b-busy herself sexting h-her men online... She agreed...
>>702466917
you guys havent seen the old nicki? she was pretty sexxy too
>>702467428
Did this bitch get more black in the past years?
>>702476207
Once I-I was able t-to regain m-my breath when she stepped o-off m-my chest I-I begged h-her if I-I could accompany her o-on h-her d-date tonight w-with h-her new man friend sh-she m-met online b-because I-I was w-worried f-for her safety... B-But she j-just scoffed and sh-showed m-me a-a pic h-he sent h-her: h-his 10 inches w-was shocking c-compared with m-mine and she s-said, "I've got all the company I need for tonight little boi."... I-I quickly agreed w-with her and thanked h-her f-for her patience w-with me...
would you or would you not let this bitch make you smell her dirty pussy smell out of her clothes and panties and let her fart in your mouth while you tongue out her asshole.
she could do whatever she wanted with me.
As long as it didn't involve killing / harming me
unless it's super degrading like cleaning her shoes with my mouth or licking her dirty feet and body clean. at that point I'd practically beg for it. imagine washing her feet and being forced to drink the dirty water out of the bowl.. or if she had a shower / bath after a long day of work and drinking the bath water like the bitch I would be. fuck it honestly gets worse I might have a problem
I think about her dragging me around on a leash torturing me and forcing her to drink her piss out of her toilet bowl almost every time I beat off
ass
>>702478587
ultimate thirst quencher I would drink the water so damn fast literally almost choke on it.
My favorite would be if her miley cyrus or Natalie dormer drugged me heavily on mushrooms acid and salvia so i was incoherent and highly impressionable / open to suggestion and shoved my head into the toilet forcing me to nearly drown / inhale the piss as I desperately lapped and gulped down as much as I could. then they could piss in the reserve tank and flush it forcing me to nearly drown yet again as my eyes burn from the acidity and my face gets coated in it. fuck that's a dream come true right there like if that happened I wouldn't wash my face for weeks I would love that smell all over my pillows after they eat the food the causes them the most gas and fart and all of my pillows
I wish i was Katy's cuck... I would do anything...
>>702479464
#teamletmileynickiwrapyourfaceasyousqueallikealittlegirl
i literally haven't cum as much as I have beating off to the idea of them torturing me like this I would literally beg to be her little boy toy.
>>702466553
wtf are you talking about
>>702479563
Me too...
I want her to humiliate me so bad...
>>702480788
How would she humiliate you?
>>702481000
I always imagine her laughing at my small cock before bringing a real man, or men, into the bedroom.
>>702481255
Fuck, me too... They would all laugh at me before engaging in hot sex that I can only look at.
>>702481347
I would love to clean her up between rounds, she is so perfect and deserves nothing but the best...
>>702481468
Of course, clean her up, and the studs too if they want. My tongue would never stop
>>702481468
Another anon but I'd love for her to 'seduce me' and trick me into thinking she wants my cock, but instead ties me down and tells me how she could ever want my dick. Then the bigger cocked guy would pound her while she laid on top of me, making me wish it was me doing that to her
>>702481583
My tongue would. [spoiler]When she pushes me away, being ready for another loud, messy fucking![/spoiler]
>702481676
That's so hot. I also love the idea of her putting my cock between her tits and showing me that I'm too small to properly tit fuck her.
>>702481676
That's so hot... She'd sit on my face so I would have to lick her clit and the mans cock as they fuck
>>702467529
who dat
>>702466553
sounds fun!
>>702468268
I wish that I could say that those dumb whores did nothing for me but I'd be lying.
>>702481769
I wanna see a group of studs using her hard and leaving her in a mess of cum and juices, all for me to clean up.
>>702479563
>>702480788
>>702481255
>>702481347
>>702481769
Mandy Haze, who looks similar to kp, has some good cuck videos
>>702481315
>>702481648
>>702482108
Could go for some Taylor
>>702482539
Me too
>>702482499
>>702482539
>>702482592
Just damn her body in those latest images I've seen like hot damn.
>>702482521
>>702482695
She only gets better and better
>>702482700
>>702479685
>hashtag
>literally
fuck off tumblrina
>>702482730
Hi Emma!
>>702482730
>>702482877
>>702482830
>that cleavage
Holy fuck I need this. Fucking babe
>>702483053
So beautiful
>>702483078
>>702466178
Dem thighs. Would fucking destroy, put back together and marry.
>>702483087
>>702483207
I love you
>>702483207
>>702483229
>>702483249
>>702468364
anaconda
>>702483295
>>702483330
>>702466017
I wanna smell and lick her butthole so bad
that's not normal
Im sad she has no tits, but that buuutt, give it to me
>>702483358
>>702483397
>>702483295
<3
>>702483484
Was his dick big?
>>702483511
>>702468472
You just went full retard.
I really love Emma Stone. But Roberts is Best Emma to me.
Should I post Jewesses now?
>>702466553
>>702483535
>>702483569
You're so cute
>>702468268
back when kim was still cute and not just plastic
>>702468437
this scene made me laugh so hard, this shit doesn't even work
>>702483879
:)
>>702483578
Well...
>>702483632
>>702483778
>>702466709
see to me there's nothing attractive about the baboon ass. maybe I'm gay or something
>>702483990
Yes?
>>702484015
>>702475089
Chloe East
>>702483983
I want to kiss you everywhere.
>>702481972
pretty sure it's Alexandra Daddario. idk tho
>>702484068
>>702484089
Jewess
>>702484184
>>702484115
How lewd
>>702484243
>>702484061
>>702484158
Don't be shy Emma!
>>702484272
You like it.
>>702484289
>>702484361
>>702484408
>>702472457
That's called an angle, retard.
I wonder what my Jewess cousin is up to. I'm not gonna see her this holiday weekend.
>>702484411
He fucked you good?
>>702484468
>>702484586
>>702484392
...maybe...
>>702483632
>>702484015
>>702484089
>>702484184
>>702484243
>>702484289
>>702484408
>>702484468
Am i dreaming? Who's this breauty?! And why I still don't know her and fapping to her regularly?
Image limit
>>702484631
I wanna take you somewhere quiet
>>702484715
Jordyn Jones
>>702484715
Jordyn Jones, she's great
>>702484715
She's just some 14 year old whose agent knows the only way to make her popular is to get ahold of folks like you.
New thread
>>702484720
>>702466017
look like a fuckin' dude
>>702468023
I'm down
>>702466017
Is this legit her?
>>702478587
Sorry I can't lower myself to beastiality with a monkey no matter how big it's ass and tits are.
>>702468472
You just went full faggot.
>>702484833
16 actually. Get it right.
>>702468561
now this is entertainment
>>702484442
More Kpop. Those chicks are fucking smoking hot god damn.
new thread?
>>702482666
Her ass is soooooo fat
