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What do you /b/ro's recommend I do to get an Asian GF?
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invade korea take war bride
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>>702465708
I don't know. Avenge a girls family with a katana, I guess.
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>>702465708
leave your house and speak with asian women
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>>702465708
dateinasia.com

get on a plane now...it's real.
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stop treating asian girls like special objects you need to have. yellow fever is such a turn off. you have to realize if you live in the US that most asian girls here spend their whole lives being fetishized by people like you and they know when it's happening. be someone who women want and then just choose to be with a girl who is asian if that's what you're attracted to.
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>>702465708
my type
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>>702468666
satan. don't listen to her evil message.
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>>702468666
Oh, Shut your pie hole.
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im trying to fuck this one. the cultural difference is a bit tough
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>>702465708
Be a white male.
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>>702465708
Go to Asia, idiot.
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>>702469549
Already, Half done.
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>>702465708
money and money...
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Become a doctor.
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>>702469419
Get that evil out of here.
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>>702465708
Money
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>>702469419
cultural difference doesn't change human urges anon. If you invest the time and show/have interest in her culture, you will be able to fuck her. Ball is literally in your court her being foreign and all...
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Stop being a creepy weaboo neckbeard.
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>>702470752
they don't have sarcasm where she's from. She hates that i'm not religious. Other than that if I play it cool, i'll probably get some
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>>>/b/asian

>>>/b/asian

>>>/b/asian
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Money
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>>702465708
Just be super kawaii bro
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>>702471258
Catholic? Christian? Buddhist?
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I too need one
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>>702469807
408?
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>>702472428
She loves her some Jesus. Sometimes i open my mouth and the lamest shit comes out. She asked if i believe in god and i said "i believe in me and i believe in you"
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>>702473801
Jeez anon. That line... was...
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>>702473801
take her out on a dinner date. Afterwards take her to a secluded location and let her know where her God is now...
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>>702469807
Hahaha I know you, San jose.
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>>702473801
>>702474202
she believes in you and your 15 friends...
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>>702474085
Haha I know. She's so cute and sweet. I end up saying some dumb corny shit sometimes. I mostly try to get her to talk about herself.
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>>702474911
Haha, Well I wish you nothing but luck, Anon.
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>>702474712
15 would be too many. I'm a introvert like most anons. 5 good ones is all I need. It's nice having her in my life, even if she don't want to hook up
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>>702475302
Thanks man. She's starting to get more sexual. She's has a boyfriend back home. She was squirming around on my sofa the other day. I said "whats up?". She said "i miss my boyfriend". My dumbass didn't realize till later that she probably wanted some dick.
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>>702476279
You lost that chance. Im sure it'll happen again. You should post more pic's of her. She is kind of cute.
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>>702476279
she just wants a taste of American Exceptionalism....
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>>702468666
How about instead of posting on 4chan, you fuck off?
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>>702476454
Her body is dope, at first her face didn't do it for me, but now I love it. She works for me gardening a few days a week. Most the time she wears those see though yoga pants. I'm conflicted about talking some creep shots. I respect her but my dick wants more than her facebook and memories.
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>>702477291
Maybe you should just tell her how you really feel about her.
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Two ways:

Mail order bride (google it)

Or you become rich and kind of cute and wait a really really long time to have sex, probably until marriage kind of deal. Real Asian women are very conservative most of the time I'm pretty sure.

Best of luck.
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It's easy, do what I did:

>1. okcupid
>2. filter search results to only show "asian"
>3. only send and respond to messages from asian girls
>4. ????
>5. Profit

GF is a qt from Hong Kong. YMMV, I live in the western United States where we have a ton of Asian people, so there were a lot of options. Might be harder if you live in some southern shithole like Alabama or something. But they're in universities all over the country.
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>>702477365
She thinks her face ugly. I told her how sweet and cute I think she is. I was stoned out of my mind and don't really remember her response. I remember she said I was handsome that day. I've got to stop doing drugs around her. She only drinks and I hate that shit. She thinks weed is like heroin or something.
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>>702477984
Forgot to mention, never mention in your profile that you're looking for Asian girls, or mention it to the the girl you're talking to. That comes off as creepy and only chicks get away with describing what race they're attracted and not attracted to.

I see a lot of Asian chicks say they're looking for white guys, but if you say you're looking for an Asian girl, most Asian-American girls will think you're a creep. A FOB from the Philippines might be into it, but why risk it?
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>>702478382
She seems like a really nice girl.
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>>702478499
Her personality and body won me over. I always look forward to seeing this face
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>>702478723
She is, I work with her and four other philippino girls. There good kind hearted people. They all look like teenagers but there in there mid-twentys. I hang outside of work with this girl sometimes too. She's like an anime chick come to life
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>>702478901
anon are you in love?
that's sweet
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>>702479515
I adore her. She likes me. If she loved me, I would love her back.
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>>702468666
so u give a honest and actually helpful reply and the ugly weird fucks here tell u to fuck off? cec. reminds me of pic related
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>>702479916
well all i can do is wish you all best.
I hope you end up with her one day anon, you seem like a nice guy for this nice girl.
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>>702469419
>trying to fuck this one
>trying

are the people here just rly ugly or rly ugly AND weird?
in my 20 years of living, ive never tried, given actual effort to get ugly girl pussy. fuckin faggots disgust me, shes fuckin gross.
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>>702469814
hot
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bathe in rice water
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>>702480426
pretty girls make graves
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>>702480426
You hate filled cunt. You deserve the miserable life you're going to live.
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>>702465708
>/b/
>get girlfriend

Choose one.
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>>702465708
i guess its a bit of lottery but theres 3 types of asian girls

slightly hood rat, into minorities, most likely viet phlip or thai

extremely conservative and conditioned to be into other asians by strict parents, most likely chinese or first gen immigrants/transfer students etc

white washed asians that grew up in the west, likely mixed like half white half jap or something. practically a normal white person
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>>702465708
heres a tip, don't try to get an asian girl because she is asian, thats so pointless and stupid - its equivalent of you getting dated because you're a b/tard and she likes that

do you really want to be that guy that is a asian chaser?
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>>702481820
adding onto this, its fine if you like the girl yo but if you are doing cause shes asian, you da creepy guy
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>>702465708
Don't bother

I dated several asians and each one ranging from japan to Philippines and to tell you that all asian women are the same when it comes to relationships

They act and pretend that they care and love you but as months even years go by they grow more cold and emotionless towards you and at the end they just stop caring and end up breaking it off with you or they guilt trip you into givinf them money or just be their "uplifter" as in just someone to make them feel good then they wander away from you until they need to feel good again

Also they play the victim card alot and they fill you with worries and concerns and they even go to the extent of fucking with your emotions and your mind and it's all a game to them

Don't fall for the asian girl is better then this other girl meme friend

It doesn't matter what nationality or ethnicity the woman is because all women are the same when it comes to emotions and attitude.

>inb4 faggot

No just an oldfag that been through life with experience to give you guys advices on not to fall for any traps in the future
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>>702482359
>They act and pretend that they care and love you but as months even years go by they grow more cold and emotionless towards you and at the end they just stop caring and end up breaking it off with you or they guilt trip you

You just described ALL women and every single marriage on the planet.
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>>702482359
This is a complete and utter nonsense.
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>>702468720
>my type
>no chest
>no ass
>too young
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>>702481560
lol permacuck bitch
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>>702482359
Did your girl cut your fucking toenails? Mines doing it right now. I think you're just a bitch m8
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>>702481893
Vaginas are so gross
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>>702482881
get yourself a cock
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>>702482881
something for you
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>>702482530
>>702482781
Sauce? Moar? She looks a lot like my favorite waitress
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>>702465708
Be white, go to a mid-tier city in China (not beijing, shanghai, that shit is over saturated). I recommend Harbin. I had to literally shove them off me. I'm not special in the states, but in China I'm like God. Learn some basic Chinese and tell girls that run up to you, want to take a picture with you, etc, that you want to start a family and have kids as soon as possible. Almost all Chinese women want babies. That's about as easy as it is. Definitely learn to say "woah jen shur ee guh may guo ren" you'll be rolling in pussy tho
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>>702482359
>I have dated an asian woman for two years
>she filled me with happiness and hope
>she becomes distant and cold
>I had a hatchet accident at the work and end up almost losing my ankle
>instead of love and support she breaks up with me
>she tells me "this will be the last time I say that I love you!"
>I love you

Should have listened to all the warnings about asians

You speak the truth

Excuse me while I go and cry myself in my sleep with my busted up ankle
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>>702483311
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>>702481566
Stereotypes are bad mmmkay. I'm dating a girl from Taiwan here on a working visa. She loves the cock. She lives in a share house with other Taiwanese, Chinese and a Japanese girls. They certainly aren't the shy girls I thought they were.
The Japanese surprised me the most, they sleep in bunk beds and has had a few guys over for sex with her roommate sleeping above her.
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>>702483446
Damn...
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>>702483446
Haha... You took an asian that was better looking than you are.

You find one on your level or below and she will stick with you even if you cheat on her... Lose your hands, money... whatever.

They are scared to grow old alone.
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best bukkkkake!
http://utn.pl/IGglU
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welcome to sjsu>>702469807
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>>702472428
Hitomi is bae
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>>702465708
along with all the other things people have said if you are up to it tell them you'll change your last name to theirs. in almost every asian country continuing on the family name is a HUGE fucking deal, for a family that has a single daughter and no sons that would be a godsend. tell them you'll change your last name when you get married and you'll have them lining up in the streets, if not them their parents surely will and they'll be begging you to date their daughter.
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>>702483311
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>>702478382
she must be filipino asian thick ass jesus freak and thinks weed is satan lol
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>>702484283
yup, she is. Jesus freaks are supposed to be great lays. Ive never fucked one though or an asian
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>>702484800
dude stop emphasizing the asian part, you ain't gonna win her if you don't think in your head shes like any other girl, you gotta normalize that shit
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>>702483336
我是美国人 (Wo shi mei guo ren)
The extra stuff is unnecessary, just keep it simple :)
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>>702469807
hey that girl goes to state right
she looks familar lol
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swipe all asians to yes,

meet with one,

Pretend you dont have an asian fetish,
pretend you are a good catch and can offer emotional and financial security.

slowly mold yourself to actually be what you are pretending to be.

keep the asian gf,

OR,

come back to /b/ and lose the asian gf.

also, op is a fag

also, i am the exception to this rule. I came back to /b/ but still have the asian gf. There is only one exception to this rule. And i am it.

gl hf
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>>702484908

I know. I respect her and treat her nice . Sometimes my dopey dick takes over my thoughts, but not my actions.
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>>702465708
Get onto dateinasia.com. I did. 12 months later, married to 9/10 half my age.
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>>702485408
Thats what he wanted I guess...
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>>702485408
Thai girls do
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Anyone know who this is?
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>>702485553
Pics or it didn't happen? Ok........
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Know a bit of their language. Depending on the girl, it can carry you a long way

>Chinese girls are easy this way and im not even white
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>>702485741
A girl from Angeles City
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>>702486137
You can meet her near Lewis Grand Hotel
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>>702486250
Yuck
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Travel through infinite PUs in 0x A presses
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>>702486652
really? name? she a hooker?
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>>702487407
Nice! Moar!
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>>702487410
She is
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An Asian professional golfer's pussy
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>>702488144
Nice cunt
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>>702487629
>>702487696
Disappointed ass, great nipples! More?
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move to vancouver it's like 50% asian there
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>>702476895
kids with his 300lbs
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Go to random international penpal (not dating) site.
Tick boxes only for desired geography / race.
I chose everywhere from Mongolia to Indonesia.
Write to various strumpets. Take your time, be yourself.
Visit one when shit gets real. Don't be fake.
Repeat if necessary. Party harder if wins are had.

Did so 10 years ago. Have been married to Jap chick for 8 yrs now. 2 kids, life is good.

Don't listen to detractors OP. Don't be a fag, and go for it.
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>>702490178
Well said
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>>702483446
dat pussy tight tho
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>>702482359
This man knows whats up. I learned the hard way as well.
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>>702468666
Asian women statistically go for white men more than the opposite. Do they have ivory fever?
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>>702490766
He talks gibberish. He talks in cliches and generalisations
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Go to Pattaya?
Join a dating site with greencard.com
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>>702490800
Mostly mentality over any other characreristic. Asian men generally see women as homemakers and baby making machines. Combine that with near autistic shyness and low self esteem and the average asian man is not attractive at all for the average asian girl. Whereas a western dude stands for "salvation" from that life. ...probably the reason why most of them go batshit as well
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>>702491021
Nice titties
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>>702491241
11/10 body. 12/10 tits
Would breed
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>>702482359
Asian women are often (at the expense of generalising), attracted to strength and initiative. Conversely, in the face of weakness, they will tear you to shreds and consume your remains, rather than nurse you.

Yes, my Jap wife of 8 years has done all the bad you describe. Though on reflecting, in each instance, I was being a fag.

I propose you were being a fag more than you weren't. I'm not competing with your oldfagism, mind you - I'm only 37.
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>>702491021
Been living in Japan and married to a Japanese for over a decade. You nailed it.
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>>702491379
Im a sucker for long, straight black haired Asians in red dresses.

Moar muthaphucka!
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Just imagine her riding you
...the black eyes would be more than worth it
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>>702492298
Fantastic
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>>702465708
find asian girls and talk to them
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>>702465708
Get a girlfriend that liked guys that liked Asian girls or find ur soulmate OP
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You mean you guys don't have a qt Korean drummer gf?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6w_3P_l5FA
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I need some advice bros

I have a gf from Singapore that looks a lot like pic related, but with smaller tits.

I don't really love her, but I don't think I'll ever get a "better" woman in terms of companionship.

We haven't fucked because... religion... and she's in thailand right now running around trying to convert people until next summer....
We can only write each other once a week right now too...
The worst thing for me is, when she's done next summer, she'll want marriage and children and shit and I don't really want that at all... Especially children

This may sound rude, but I also kinda wish she was a bit hotter too... or at least her face was less round/chubby. Don't get me wrong, I love thick and chubby women but yeah... I feel like an asshole thinking that, but I'm pretty depressed.
The only thing that makes me happy these days is drinking lots of coke and eating crisps.
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>>702493568
if you're not happy, then she won't be happy. break up with her, and it will be better for both you and her. don't feel guilty about it anon
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>>702493560
Breh, check the drummer in Gesu No Kiwami Otome. I'm in love with her
They make great music too.
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>>702493560
No, shes a pianist
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>>702493687
No, you're a penis
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>>702482359
This is true, I am dating a Filipino, if you are going to date an asian, you must be a man of determination, self drivenness and responsibility. Like this dude says.>>702491767
Almost not giving a fuck if they leave or stay I think can put them on the back foot, but you don't want them to feel unloved. I don't know, I am figuring this shit out as I go along, making lots of errors, and lots of successes.
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>>702493880
I can assure you I am not
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>>702493924
Also, you have to be VERY weary of the mind fucking. Don't let emotions trump your reason, if you do, you both lose.
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>>702469814
My perfect asian. Almost, needs to be twin sisters and talented anal gapers.
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>>702493979
Are you pink?
Hair at one end?
Sometimes fluids come out of you?
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>>702493661
I'm not happy, but I'm not happy in general too...

I just think about eating and then I go and look at porn, trying to find women who look like my gf and have a wank..

I wasn't really into Asians before her, but she's given me severe yellow fever.
We were good friends for a while before we got together like that. She was really chill, funny and unapologetic back when we were just friends. She was a really good friend, but it just changed so much when it became more than a friendship.

I just feel bad that I won't ever find somebody who's like... good wife material than her... but then again I don't want to get married.. at least not for a long time (I'm 28)

I feel kinda trapped... I want to be alone, but at the same time... I'll feel bad/stupid for letting her go

As shallow as it sounds, I would insta marry her if she looked like pic related, lel
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>>702493687
Actually she's both:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThF0WZFvyso
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>>702494187
the most important thing in life is to make yourself happy first and foremost. That's the only way you're going to make anyone else happy. Find a way to be happy anon
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>>702488150
ewww
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>>702494452
You're right

I've just given up the last year and a half, I just to have hope, but I lost it when my chance for doing what I wanted in my life failed and it was all my fault lel.

I've wasted the last ten years of my life and now, all I think of is when my next meal is and when I'm going to have another wank looking at asian porn, thinking about what I have to do to fuck one for real

I'm pretty lost to be honest, but I'm at least saving up a lot of money. I'd like to buy a new guitar, but I already have ten really nice ones... It won't make me happier, but sometimes you just need a new guitar :)
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I got an asian girl on tinder. she is an exchange student and said she is looking for a boyfriend.

i got this feeling she just wants to fuck a white guy and has probably never done it before (she aint the prettiest but meh i will take what i can get)

Any experiences on "just sex via tinder" or with asian exchange students in general?
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>>702465708

just remember that they don't have souls and treat them as such, they love it.
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>>702468666
Guys giving actual true useful advice and he gets flamed.

Got a japanese gf - and this is the best advice ever.
Chicks hate guys that lust for them for one aesthetic reason because you're reducing her to something that not only she didn't choose, but that she feels she is deeper than.

Don't people on a pedestal for something so menial - I didn't want an asian gf, at the time we met, I didn't even want a gf haha - we just met on Tinder and that was that.

Moving in together next month.

TL:DR - just be chill OP - there isn't anything special outside of normal flirting/sexual contact.

Pro tip: Can only speak for my missus - but she hates all other races/colours than white - she'd only date white guys - bare that in mind.
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>>702468666
even tho trips, this isnt true. asian women like to be fucked, mainly by black guys. if they know u have a fetish they will be all over you.

i promise you that asian women are freaks and sex nymphos. you just have to not be beta.
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>>702490800
majority of asians actually have a black fetish, they just dont admit it out loud.
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>>702494926
yes, very good

started talking to her in class. she declared later

loved being with her, very good memories
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>>702465708
Buy one
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>>702495452
because they have money and she doesnt.

asians gold dig white men, but fuck and cuck them with black men.
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>>702473801
Didn't realize this was a cringe thread...
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>>702494764
>>702494187
sauce on chick?
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>>702496124
>>702495845
>>702495780

enough with this samefagging
everybody knows you're full of shit
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>>702492912
>>702492298
>>702491660
>>702491021
Anyone got the name of this one?
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>>702496299
''Meum, from Submityourthai''
Not a lot on this one
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>>702496341
Damn. Thanks anyway.
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>>702496244

no ones same fagging, also prove me wrong.
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>>702465708
Those tits are nasty.
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Talk to an Asian girl from a poor country on the internet, give them money to fly to your country, marry them.
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>>702496244

Thats a mouthfull, considering this entire thread is full of horse AND bull shit kek.

as if getting a asian gf is some secret ninja art and the normal ways of getting a gf dont apply. bunch of kissless virgins up in here, especially the OP who is to beta to get gf period, let alone a normal gf.
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>>702465708
You don't. Seriously.
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Cant believe how autistic this thread is.

saged.
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>>702491767
American married to an Indonesian woman for 6 years here. Agreed.

Every culture has its pros and cons when it comes to the womens' personalities. I'm your age too, and in the past, having dated women of just about every race and culture, I have to say I prefer Asians the most.
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>>702490178
International pen pal? Do they even exist anymore? The Internet was invented to get rid of this antiquated communication medium
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MORE YOU SWINE!.....DIIIIIVE!
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Just broke up with my Filipino gf of 2 years. She got too jealous for no reason. Great sex but became a head fuck after while. Filipino girls are well known for their jealous streak. It's a shame because she would have been a good wife
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>>702497697
pinays are practically sex slaves if u date one from the country, especially the poverish ones.

just need to show them that you wont stand for that shit.
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>>702477291
>dope
>>702478382
>weed
cancer
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>>702465708
>be white
>go to china or Thailand
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>>702469419
Bullshit. That was in an ugly but fuckable thread literally yesterday. Kill yourself.
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>>702468666
Fuck off nigger

Asian women are fetishized for a reason, they're hot as fuck.

Grow up and accept reality you commie
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>>702497019
It's a genre of website designed to simulate the penpal experience. No it's not literally "pen, paper and mail", but a site meant to get people writing, 1 email at a time.

I think it was called "Japanfriends.com" but it's long since died.

Little did I know that it's just a front end for a big arse database of hopefuls. Anyway, that was 10 years ago.
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>>702496754
Niggah you were replying to here. I now have a half Ondonesian (and half chinese) chick living downstairs in my house. Though I'm married to a Jap as described, this Indonesian is a champ.

Good for you.
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>>702499785
This. I can't look at any other race of female with the same intensity or interest. Married to Jap for 8 yrs, with 2 kids - so inb4 virgin.
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>>702476590
Wasnt he in Mottal Kombat?
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>>702500434
Indonesian.. fucking phone keys..
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>>702500605
You mean Sheng Tsung in the shitty Movie for kids? Thanks for unburying that memory arsehole.
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>>702481820
I'd give my left nut for a cute girl to like me because I'm a /b/tard. My ex and I used to browse together all the time.
Married different girl though, she doesn't like that I'm on 4chan
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Don't. Their parents fucked them up and they're all crazy.
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>>702501323
now thats some sexy stretch marks, mmmm
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Go Super Saiyan. This also works on black women.
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Kill yourself right now race traitor fuck i hate you
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>>702468720
disgusting
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>>702469814
wtf is that shit
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>>702501732
it seems you have a problem :D
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>>702465708

Be white
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fuck that, my nigga harambe
www.dixout4harambe.org
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>>702501732
Wow... how's Kindy treating you, my child?
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>>702482359
amen Here same experience,but definitely from all asian if you are lucky,A good chinese girl from mainland,is the best woman you can get in your life.But you must be lucky as fuck.
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>>702501868
>>702501323
Would impregnate without hesitation.
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>>702502043
So would I
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>>702495452
What a fucking moron you are:

>my gf doesn't want guys to be attracted to her because of her race

>my girlfriend doesn't date any other race than white

Your gf must not be looking for logical consistency in herself or her mates. Jesus.
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>>702483819
I m not surprised ,Japs women are a great shit to be avoided
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>>702465708
i love asian women, they are sexy,
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>>702502250
>women
>logical consistency

wut.
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>>702465708
Be Asian.
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>>702468275
based
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>>702502250
Not the fag you're replying to, but my Jap wife thinks the same way.

She only digs white guys, and laughs at dudes with yellow fever.

I told her she was a hippocrite, and to fucking grow up. Also, if she didn't want my unconditional attention, I'd spend it on another chick who would appreciate it.

Sorted her out.

Who said women were aware they should follow their own rules?
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>>702471258
Here's what I did:
1) convert on paper
2) marry
3) free fuck pass activated
You're good to go
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>>702473801
Look, women is like car sales, you gotta talk some bullshit if you wanna close the deal. Correct response:
"I'm seriously considering getting baptized, being with you really helps me to see how nice it is to be around real Christians"
You can hear the drops on the floor from the soaked panties. "Converting" heathen is like gold for these people and a badge of honor.
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>>702503559
lol
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>>702502962
A pity about her broken arm...
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>>702503784
Asians use to have hyper mobile joints. Best seen in fingers.
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>>702496124
go away, nigger.
>b-but dey waunt dat retard dik nigguh
women of ALL races overwhemingly prefer white men. go be a nigger somewhere else.
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>>702468666
This 100%
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Sooooooo i just came here to have a quck wank and as i ejaculated i shouted out you blow better than Hiroshima....im not even american.......im not even sure if that makes any sense.....i think my brain is turning into one big meme
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>>702477513
>become rich and cute
Not necessary. Only STEM/business employable plus "clean" no-neckbeard will do it for most azns.
Except the tattooed Johhny Wu triad groupies, but they almost never go for white guys anyway cause they don't want to get raped by their cousins as punishment for dating outside the race (same can happen if they date azns from other ethnic groups/ hostile villages)
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>>702465708
Don't be a fool and believe there is some magic way. They are humans. Like you.

I dont mean that in a tumblr way. I mean it like this: treat them like you want to be treated. They are no different to any other girl. The way they look doesnt affect their brain, nor how they interact with you.
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>>702481820
>you really wanna be that guy that is a asian chaser?
Yes. Yes I do.
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Asian girls are simple. Show interest in their hobby or culture. Don't compliment them often just a little. Don't be touchy with them, always keep a distance. Lastly be funny or confidence, you need to show them that you can be the man of the house. All the asian girls I know prefer a hard working man that doesn't complain or acts in a feminine way. Don't be needy and expect to get what you want without working for it.
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With Lice
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>>702504647
I agree
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>>702504813
If you're pervert go for a Japanese
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>>702465708
The entire first date with my Asian GF, I was thinking "Please don't get an erection." But she did.

Pic not her.
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>>702504975
Did she have an erection?
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>>702503559
kek very true
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>>702483336
> wo de lian de shi hou
Kan zhe zhi ge hei ren...
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I've found the actual foreign girls to be the easiest. I had a thing for them for awhile. Even my friend who is a 6/10 dyel auschwitz survivor had tons of success.
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>>702483819
please post address and time for gangbang, we will bring the pizza and mr pibb
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>>702482803

olol, i dont think you have the option to judge others u gigantic faggot
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Filipinos have the teeth. You have to get used to it.And they think if her brothers smokes pot it's a normal thing in Phils.
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>>702484131
>change your name
This. My Chinese name is her name, because English names don't really translate.
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>>702468666
I don't listen to Satan. You can't trick me...
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>>702505187
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>>702484800
>I've never fucked one nor an azn
>or anyone at all because I'm a virgin cuck on /b/ trolling a girl from another post and fantasizing about something that will only happen between me and my hand
There, fixed it for you.
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>>702505494
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>>702483336
GOMERRRRRRRRRRR
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>>702490178
Protip: language classes. I know so many autistic guys who met their azn girl from tutoring in Japanese/Korean/Chinese/whatever. These kind of girls usually are looking for "other cultures" anyway.

I'll balance this by saying there are a lot, probably 80% of Asians who will never contemplate non-azn mating, not outside their ethnicity and sometimes not even from other parts of their home country. So you've got to feel those girls out fast and not waste your time.
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Filipinas are Christians which is a huge advantage over the rest of them because you have some common ground. I'm not religious myself. But look at those walking dustbin linings from muslim countries.
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>>702482359
You sound like a bitter loser
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>>702472428
The Faith shirt wasn't a give away? You have no CSI skills at all, even overt clues. Hint: A cross is a symbol of Christianity dipshit.
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>>702493568
>azn women
>I don't want kids
Forget it pal, won't happen. It is so ingrained in them that except for some butch lesbian jap feminazis, they will have at least one kid of not by you then by cheating with someone else.
You don't want kids, stick with Western Europeans and career ameribitches.
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Best of all they know how to fuck!
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>>702504249
It still funny tho
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>>702478382
She can obviously do way better than your loser ass. She will even with that face. You are lucky she is even talking to you this long. You have nothing in common other than ugliness.
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>>702465708
straight A's. they will match hers. and I mean the ones on her chest.
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>>702496752
Sage goes in all fields, senpai
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Do jealous white girls hate asian girls the same way white guys hate black guys with BBC?
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>>702502962
What is it with azns and double jointed elbows?
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>>702465708
Tip sixty dollars.
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bump
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>>702506686
LOL, black losers? Leaving partners with their kids? Achieving nothing? Stupid? There is a reason why Islam spreads among the knobs.
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>>702484991
"I am an American" ?
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>>702465708
Be a large, loud, white man with a good vocabulary. Worked for me.
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>>702506774
They can bend them joints more than you do. When I look at my wife i find it sort of strange. LOL.
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>>702505631
She's like, ah, how much longer do I have to keep pretending before I get my visa
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>>702507114
>>702505631
What ever works
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>>702468275
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>>702507114

That just makes me harder, oni-familia
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>>702487407
Looks like she got tied up between her legs like a little asian balloon.
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bump
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>>702477006
moar!
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