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ITT: we are on a Train
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where are we going?
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>>702465692
shitter's clogged
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>>702467079
to the land down under
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>>702467258
where are we coming from?
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>>702465692
Sorry to ruin this thread, but I am genuinely interested in that train... Does anyone know what type of train this is?

>inb4 trainfag
Yes I am
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>>702467079
Forward!
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tokyo
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>>702467423
http://www.yankodesign.com/2010/05/26/train-of-your-business/
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Guys, whose suit case is this under my seat?
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>>702467340
The land down under
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>>702465692

This is your conductor speaking, we'll be experiencing slight delays, there's a black slutwalk lives matter for trayvon LGTBBQOMFG protest blocking the tracks
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We need a murder mystery, with the victim in a comfy suit and a fancy hat dead in a room still locked on the inside.
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>>702467557
Thanks!!
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>>702467682
>Slowing down
>Not speeding up
The fuck outta here you faggot
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There's a bomb on the train that only trips can defuse. Allahu Akbar
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>>702468452
well, the riot police are trying to control it. do YOU want to kill those hardworking officers?
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I masturbate in my seat. Where my other public jerkers at?
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>>702465692
STOP THE TRAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!
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Cough*
sorry sore throat.
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Damn baby my dick hurts
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>>702467682
Are any of them fuckable out there?
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*baby starts shrieking* *inexperienced mother try's to comfort* *older mothers look in disgust*
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Black guy with tight shorts fully spreads out his legs
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>>702469501
"SHUT THAT THING UP BEFORE I STOMP MY BOOT ON IT!"
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Looks out the window and witnesses genital mutilation

"NUTS!"
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>>702468753
Conductor here again, our driver has been bribed by the riot police and will pretend he hasn't seen the crowd of fluorescent unwashed hipsters, fat chicks and niggers, we will be departing momentarily

>>702469422
Upon closer inspection sir, I would advise against it. Unless of course you're into swamp donkeys and bush pigs, sir. Can i Offer you a gin and tonic before we flatten the herd?
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>>702469844
Damn. I can't shake the jungle fever. A drink sounds lovely, thanks.
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>>702469501
Stab stab
Baby stops crying
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Is dis dee undagraund raaail rode?
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Hey guys. How's it going? Mind if I smoke?
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Hey guys, need some help. This just happened:

>undercover cop
>need to get some evidence that these white cats are stealing our history and shit
>next stop
>sneak into consul's luggage
>wirey little mofo stops me
>dafuck?
>fight this little bitch under the train
>he can fight I'll give him that
>teaches this kid a lesson in the end
>tell him he'll be dirt napping with the Buddha if he comes back
>kid won't quit, needs a haircut and to learn some respect
>Shame that kid, tell him his kungfu is as effective as a broken condom
>Punk finally takes off
>check on my package
>some nasty ass ginseng root is in it

If you see some smiley punk bitch with a yellow wrapped package, let me know. Please.
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>>702470004

Here we are sir, also if you'll look to your left you'll notice the disintegrating remains of a 'big booty bitch' being dragged alongside the carriage.
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>>702470639
Sir my child has stage 3 diabeetus.
Do you mind taking that somewhere else?
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>>702471038
Oh shit. My bad. Here give this to your little tyke for the trouble.
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>>702471295
You're so kind sir.
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>>702470441
I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO MINORITIES ON THIS TRAIN. STEWARDESS PLEASE ESCORT HIM OFF.
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Hey! is anyone still on the train?
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>>702471479
yes
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>>702471448
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Anyone looking for a good time~ :3
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>>702471479
I'm on but very uncomfortable with all these niggers. may have to leave at the next stop.
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>>702471666
ffs
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>>702471666
Back to hell with you little shit.
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>>702471666
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>>702471666
Shut that satanic baby up, I'm trying to dance here!
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>>702471666
Go back to hell, you spawn of Satan!
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>>702471722
Shhhieeeet I'm just tryna get my dick wet!
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I actually am on a train.
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>>702472303
We all are anon.
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GUYS IF I DONT FIND A BATHROOM IM GONNA STAIN
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>>702472303
Vieze trein
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>>702472303
We all are anon
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>>702471945
>>702471959
>>702472019
>>702472036
>>702472127
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>>702472303
We all are anon.
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I AM DE CAPTAIN NAO
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>>702472419
It's in the fucking back asshole!
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>>702472520
Hey Ike...
KICK THE BABY!
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>>702472303
We all are anon.
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>>702472434

Het is inderdaad een iet wat vunzig treinstel.

Maar ik verlaat ook net Adam dus daar zal het wel mee te maken hebben.
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>>702472520
Here you go baby.
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I'm the conductor now.
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>>702472737
Oh shit Hitler's on board!
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>>702472816
NO BEETCH I CALLED IT FIRST AND I AM DE CAPTAIN NAO
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>>702472596
>>702472811

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>702472816
All in favor of lynching the nigger conductor?
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yo, let me sits here and don't say nuffin
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>>702472737
Daar woon ik verdomme... maar het is hier inderdaad ook vrij vunzig.
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>>702472303
We are all anon.
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GUYS stop smacking my butt please
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>>702472858

Im not German you faggot
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>>702472906
Dude. Wtf. I was just trying to give you a lollipo.......oh. Sorry. I gave you the wrong one. Here.
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>>702472816
I'VE HAD IT ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKING NIGGERS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN. I'M AN HEROING
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>>702472931
Are you in favor of a lighter skinned loli conductor?
>captcha is Confederate Street and Edgewood Lane
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>>702472934
Seat is taken
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>>702472931
yes
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>>702472303
We all are anon .
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>>702472934
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>702472949

Ik ben uit geweest in De School en daar werd veel te ruige techno gedraaid en het stikte er van de homos.

In rdam zijn er nooit zoveel homos in het uitgaanscirquit.

Is heel Adam gay?
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>>702472303
We all are anon.
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>>702472906
Someone PLEASE make him stop :'c
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>>702473175
What else did you expect from public transportation?
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>>702472303
We all are anon
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S-sorry....oops....coming through....
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>>702473341
omg someone shut that BABY UP!!!
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>>702473426
Watch it fat cunt.
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>>702473345
Wel als je naar ruige technofeestjes gaat ja.. Ik ga meestal naar raves/DnB shit.. Daar zijn gewoon geile ravechicks!
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>>702473503
>Gives you a hunting knife.
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>>702473341
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT.
IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL GIVE YOU A REASON TO CRY!
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>>702473426
No, I'm going to be coming through soon.
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>>702473641
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>>702467423
Looks like some kind of train to me
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Hey would it be okay if I sit here and look at pictures of anime traps?
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>>702473409
Can't hear you over an hero
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did I leave the iron on?
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>>702467719
obviously the murderer jumped out the window
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>>702473874
Little boy i will rip your throat out if you fucking cry.
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>>702465692
Ah. I've already got my book out, and eating a huge sandwich I brought.
Gonna go to the restaurant in an hour, for a glass of wine and just stare out of the window.
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>>702474027
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I literally am on a train. The asians seated around me are very loud.
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>>702473426
*tips fedora* m'lady.
(she ignored me. must be another feminazi)
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>>702468778
Hi
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>>702473937
<phone rings>
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KILL ALL THE NIGGERS
BURN THE JEWS
BLOW UP THE MUSLIMS
WALL OUT THE SPICS
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>>702473899
There's a bathroom in the back of the train car.
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>>702474197
TRUMP PENCE 2016
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>>702467423
i think its one of those good trains
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>>702474086
We all are anon
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>>702473874
wow do u like alvain and the chipmunks too?
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>>702474181
Sheeiit wassup playa!?
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>>702474086
We all are anon.
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>be fucking 9/10 in train
>no one noticing shit
>fedora fag walks by
>notices and screams

wat do /b/, everyone is looking at me and screaming
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Tickets!

(checks your ticket)

Okay, everything checks out.

Excuse me sir, but have you seen a black individual without a ticket?
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>>702474410
Yo dawg! Did you you grab the black bag or the blue bag?
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>>702471959
>>702472036
>>702472127
No you goddamn piece of punkass shit! Do not mess with that frickin kid. If you do, I'll rip off your goddamn head, shove it up your frickin ass, and you'll be coughing up dandruff for four frickin months!
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>>702474522
Nigga i can't read.
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Train u say
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>>702474598
Fuckin niggers. Did you grab the heavy bag or the light fucking bag?
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>>702474235
but what happens when someone needs to go?
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>>702474694
Ha. Shiiieeeet I dunno.
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>>702474621
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>>702472934
HELP! HELP! THIS NIGGER IS TRYING TO ROB ME!
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>>702474660
That's nastyyyy nigga.
White people.
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Ohhahu Ukbar!
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>>702474787
For the love of God. Did it have a Nike logo or an addidas logo on it?
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Show me your tickets right meow!
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>>702474804
Here.
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>>702474807
I'm coming!
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it's pretty hot in this train car...
it's getting me all sweaty...
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>>702475095
fuck
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>>702474979
Uhh.
I like Jordan's nigga.
Wah wood I take dat wite boi shiieet?
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*munch*

*munch*

*munch*

Excuse me sir, would you like to help me make America great again?
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>>702475152
This is a family train.
Shame on you.
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>>702475216
ffs
I give up
can't reason with a nigger
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>>702474059
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>>702475362
ur an fagit
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>>702475362
Yes, what is it that I can do to help feller?
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>>702475152
THAT'S IT MISSY YOU'RE GETTING A SLAP ON THE WRIST, AND A SLAP IN THE VAGINA
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>>702475487
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>>702472303
Stink NS. Sterkte kerel! Ik hoop niet dat je te veel vertraging hebt
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Hey guys
I got a bomb
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>>702476138
As do i
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>>702476138
I got some candy
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Anyone know where I can some decent dick around here?
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>>702465692
Attention passengers, we are approaching our final stop, Sleepy Time Junction
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Actually i am on a train now
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>>702476563
It's cheaper to fly than riding a train.
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>>702476138
we all got bomb they give you one when you come in
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>>702476563
We all are anon.
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>>702476563
We all are anon
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MY WATER BROKE!
I'M HAVING A BABY!
HELP!
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>>702476710
Im a student and in my country students ride for free so...
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>>702475754

Ben nu thuis maar alles bij elkaar een uurtje vertraging.

Haat niet te snel op de NS, nederland is enorm dichtbevolkt maar ondanks dat is ons OV erg goed geregeld.

Zeker als je het vergelijkt met onze buren.
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*pulls out fake prank gun*
I HAVE A GUN EVERYONE GET DOWN
I HAVE A GUN GET THE FUCK DOWN
just a prank bro
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>>702476858
Your baby drowned in the womb, don't worry, you're not having a baby, you're just disposing if baby shaped waste
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>>702465692
All aboard the Trump train CHOO CHOO
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>>702472303
We all are anon.
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>>702474086
We all are anon.
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End of the line faggots
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>>702476563
W-we all are anon.
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>>702477114
I'm not gonna lie.
This is definatley me when I'm on a train.
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>>702477375
Oh okay.
Looks like i don't have to pay for an abortion after all.
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>>702465692
that's actually a bit shit, that fact that you can't recline is terrible
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>>702478320
You mean a hitman?
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>>702472303
We all are anon

>the point of this thread

fucking cuck
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SHIT

THE BRIDGE WE'RE ABOUT TO CROSS HAS BEEN BLOWN IN HALF, WE'RE GOING DOWN

ONLY DUBS CAN STOP THE TRAIN BEFORE IT REACHES THE CLIFFS EDGE AND WE ALL FALL TO OUT DEATHS
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Attention passengers, in approximately 30 seconds we will have arrived our final destination, Sleepy Time Junction, all passengers must exit the train at once
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>>702465692
test
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>>702472303
We all are anon.
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>>702478758
AAAAAAAGGHHHGHHGHHHH
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>>702478965
Nigga i work at night.
My ass aint going to no damn sleepy time junction.
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Hey guys! Would you mind keeping an eye on my suitcase?
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>>702479637
Sure thing.
Try not to trip on the other bombs though.
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I'll just leave this here and move a few compartments back.. don't mind me guys.
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>>702479772
Sir you forgot your briefcase.
Here ya go!
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>>702479885
No no no, it's fine, i'll come and get it later.
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>>702479473
All passengers refusing to vacate premises will be lynched accordingly
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>>702479939
But air someone would take it.
They might be blown away from what's inside. Here!
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>>702467423
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>>702480099
Okay sir i'll be honest with you.. There are at least 17 whole marijuanas inside this bag and i can't be seen near it till we reach our destination.
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>>702480072
Nigga the only one going sleepy time junction is yo ass if yo ass don't back da fuq up!
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>>702480455
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>>702480456
Any passengers avoiding the lynching procedure will be clubbed to death accordingly
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SUP NIGGERFUCKS

that hurt so fucking much to type jesus. Just.. shoot me in the face
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Shitters clogged. My bad.
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>>702480727
Nigga u lucky I'm on probation.
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>>702481042
Any passengers breaking probation will be officially deemed nigger accordingly
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>>702469152
Here have a bottle of robitussin dry cough forte.

Make sure you have the whole bottle
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>>702481184
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>>702481213
Oh why thank you fellow chap!
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>>702472303
We all are anon
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Looks like I'm almost to my destination.
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>>702467258
where women glow and men plunder?
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>>702482610
Can you hear, can you hear the thunder?
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HEY! Who went and shit in my bag?!
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>>702467079
India
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>>702484987
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>>702484987
happypoo in india train toilet
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