Conductor here again, our driver has been bribed by the riot police and will pretend he hasn't seen the crowd of fluorescent unwashed hipsters, fat chicks and niggers, we will be departing momentarily
Upon closer inspection sir, I would advise against it. Unless of course you're into swamp donkeys and bush pigs, sir. Can i Offer you a gin and tonic before we flatten the herd?
Hey guys, need some help. This just happened:
>need to get some evidence that these white cats are stealing our history and shit
>sneak into consul's luggage
>wirey little mofo stops me
>fight this little bitch under the train
>he can fight I'll give him that
>teaches this kid a lesson in the end
>tell him he'll be dirt napping with the Buddha if he comes back
>kid won't quit, needs a haircut and to learn some respect
>Shame that kid, tell him his kungfu is as effective as a broken condom
>Punk finally takes off
>check on my package
>some nasty ass ginseng root is in it
If you see some smiley punk bitch with a yellow wrapped package, let me know. Please.
Here we are sir, also if you'll look to your left you'll notice the disintegrating remains of a 'big booty bitch' being dragged alongside the carriage.
Oh shit. My bad. Here give this to your little tyke for the trouble.
Shut that satanic baby up, I'm trying to dance here!
NO BEETCH I CALLED IT FIRST AND I AM DE CAPTAIN NAO
Dude. Wtf. I was just trying to give you a lollipo.......oh. Sorry. I gave you the wrong one. Here.
Are you in favor of a lighter skinned loli conductor?
>captcha is Confederate Street and Edgewood Lane
Ik ben uit geweest in De School en daar werd veel te ruige techno gedraaid en het stikte er van de homos.
In rdam zijn er nooit zoveel homos in het uitgaanscirquit.
Is heel Adam gay?
What else did you expect from public transportation?
Hey would it be okay if I sit here and look at pictures of anime traps?
I literally am on a train. The asians seated around me are very loud.
*tips fedora* m'lady.
(she ignored me. must be another feminazi)
>be fucking 9/10 in train
>no one noticing shit
>fedora fag walks by
>notices and screams
wat do /b/, everyone is looking at me and screaming
No you goddamn piece of punkass shit! Do not mess with that frickin kid. If you do, I'll rip off your goddamn head, shove it up your frickin ass, and you'll be coughing up dandruff for four frickin months!
it's pretty hot in this train car...
it's getting me all sweaty...
Excuse me sir, would you like to help me make America great again?
Ben nu thuis maar alles bij elkaar een uurtje vertraging.
Haat niet te snel op de NS, nederland is enorm dichtbevolkt maar ondanks dat is ons OV erg goed geregeld.
Zeker als je het vergelijkt met onze buren.
*pulls out fake prank gun*
I HAVE A GUN EVERYONE GET DOWN
I HAVE A GUN GET THE FUCK DOWN
just a prank bro
Hey guys! Would you mind keeping an eye on my suitcase?
I'll just leave this here and move a few compartments back.. don't mind me guys.
Nigga the only one going sleepy time junction is yo ass if yo ass don't back da fuq up!
Any passengers avoiding the lynching procedure will be clubbed to death accordingly
Any passengers breaking probation will be officially deemed nigger accordingly