(part 2) I'm a drunk dude in college that goes to South
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(part 2) I'm a drunk dude in college that goes to South East Asia on vacation to bang hookers so Ask Me Anything and I will respond to the best of my abilities. My next trip should be around next February.
>Before anyone gets mad I just really like these threads.
what's it like fucking a hooker for the first time? im getting my first taste next week, any tipz?
ur in college and need to go to SEAsia to get laid?
how does it feel to be a total fucking loser
i hope u tip those girls well.
cost of banging a chick?
also i lived in Thailand for a decade and pattaya is a total shithole and there's no reason to go there even if hookers are ur only reason for living
>>702465702
this
I got like retarded tail in college
>>702465702
/thread
>>702465677
OP here, first off congrats on the dubs. Also where are you located?
if u want hookers in thailand go to ratchadapisek in bangkok and have some fucking class. like the based japanese do when they sexpatriate to Thighland , or like the hi-so thais do including the fucking royal family
>>702464585
Do you find that you enjoy the company of prostitutes much more than regular women? Do they enjoy your company?
>>702465702
OP here, maybe I should explain. I travel around to different countries on vacation and I like to bang hookers in those countries. It's fun and you should try it.
>>702465823
What's it like fucking a retarded chick?
>>702465716
Depends on the country, Thailand is usually about $50USD for top tier 10/10 gogo girls. It's fun as hell for me.
>>702465942
thanks dogg pound! i live in Jawjuh but i'm traveling to NZ
>>702466230
kek
>>702466006
It's not just Thailand that I go to but I might check that place out as well.
>>702466158
you are speaking my language
>>702466158
i have fucked roughly 75 hookers and lived in thailand for a decade.
Considering just within thailand, pattaya is a total shithole with shit-tier hookers.
Go to tripadvisor and look up where you live and click on restaurants and see what the top recommended ones are. they are all tourist traps and total bullshit. on the other hand you know where people should really go, right?
go to ratchadapisek in bangkok for hookers, and go to koh koot for a picture perfect desolate beach or koh toh/samui/phangan for the younger party scene . hua-hin and chiang mai are great too.
DO NOT GO TO: pattaya or KOH PHI PHI
>>702466122
TBH I like hookers more then regular American girls. I just don't care for women more then just sex and a good time. Not to say I hate women or cant get them, I just prefer to just bang and go about my business. Here is another pic from my adventures.
When I was in college I got all the pussy I could handle and then some. WTF is wrong with you that girls do not hook up with you?
>>702466379
hahaha, not sure if its the alcohol but that pic of snoop dog made me laugh. All I can say is have fun and make sure to wear a condom. I try to be pretty safe with these kind of things. I have been to a decent chunk of SEA and I don't have any STD/STI because I play it safe. But have fun and don't get nervous this is all about you and having fun, enjoy your self.
>>702466651
if u like hookah and the kind of scene depicted in this picture, and ofcourse dirty cheap shit-tier hookers, go to BAMBOO restaurant in bangkok. you'll like it. sukhumvit soi 3
I want to smash some paid for poon
>>702466452
Ahhh thanks m8.
>>702466637
Not sure why everyone keeps talking about Thailand, There is more to SEA then Thailand. Also I'm sorry you feel that way about it what do you do for a living?
>>702466651
TBH I feel the same way. Never been with an escort/hooker though, i'm too poorfag. But I like the idea of everything being transactional and professional.
Some dude on plebbit today was talking about his experience with a high society escort and the whole situation just sounded ideal.
>>702466902
OK m8 maybe you should read the rest of the thread before you comment. Here this is for you.>>702466158 please read since it's obvious that you didn't already.
>>702466986
What's the 'protocol'?, if you will. Like give money, start fucking? What's this slut going to say to me? is there foreplay or do I just dive right in? Can I bust a nut, slap on another condom, and bust another?
>>702466988
nice dubs but there is more to SEA then just Thailand. Not trying to be rude, just saying.
>>702467191
It's different for each person but I know what I like and I like hookers so I don't mind paying for them. Keep in mind I haggle like a jew so take that as you will.
>Also sorry I should be posting more pics shouldn't I?
>>702467751
that just doesnt look ideal man =\
>>702467751
>haggle like a jew
A skill that I need to learn. Need to treat my moneys with more respect tbh, thanks for the reminder.
>>702467182
>>702467486
yeh i've been to burma 3 times, laos four times, cambodia once, vietnam twice, singapore once, indoesia once, malaysia once
for a white male who doesnt speak any of those languages, thailand is gonna by far be the best one for prostitution.
> what do i do for a living
i have money. started and sold businesses
> bamboo soi 3 , ratchada , etc
i wasn't complaining abt thailand but rather just giving u great advice. good luck on ur trip.. have fun.
>>702467365
This all depends on the country and establishment that you are in. Since everyone here wants to talk about Thailand I will explain the rules there.
>1. Go to any bar (bars are the safest)
>2. Talk to any girl you want to bang
>3. Make sure she knows what you want to do with her and for how long.
>4. Talk to the Mama-san if you want said girl short time (1-2 hours) or long time (all night)
>5 pay the bar fee and take girl back to hotel.
>6 Have fun with girl.
>7 When finished either boot her the fuck out or go for it again (your choice).
>>702467913
The girl or the room?
>>702468225
this arrangement sounds excellent. brb booking trip to bangkok
>>702468001
no prob bob, most of SEA is like this. Most are bartering countries and I have had a lot of practice.
>>702468046
Will do m8 and thanks. Also cool I have never owned a business must be neat.
>>702468383
have fun m8 also Feb-June is usually the best time to book a flight because that's when its the cheapest. Just saying.
Sorry I'm a bit drunk ATM but here is one of my Mama-sans friends in Bangkok. She is pretty cool to drink with.
>>702468820
im going to NZ literally next week and apparently their hooker situation is pretty straight. would like some SEA poosay too
Sup foadi
>>702469176
OP here. Nice doggo pic is she yours? Also have fun m8 I have never went to New Zealand before but It sounds awesome and have fun. One last thing, make sure to take pics for us degenerates.
>>702469287
what?
>>702469509
nah i wish. how do i bring up pics? "ayy yo bitch imma film us while we fuck"?
>>702464585
Do you avoid or aim for chicks with dicks?
>>702469176
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>702466651
these are hookers?
>>702469730
Honestly I'm a nice guy and just ask when we are going out to eat or something. I almost always take my escorts out to eat and drink since its so cheap in SEA. They almost always just let me and they are not too ashamed. They're people just like you and me and just want to have fun and maybe make a few bucks along the way. I've even gotten it for free a few times. All you have to do it talk to them and have some confidence, this is honestly the best advice I can give you.
>>702468971
what is MAMA-SAN ??!
>>702469885
OP here, Ok tbh I have fucked a lady boy before. It was on accident but it was really really fun and one of the better BJ's I ever had, like god tier BJ's. If you can deal with their drama then you can have a really really fun time with LB's. No joke.
>>702470278
The boss of the whores.
>>702470112
Well the one on my left and the one right in front of me is but the one in the corner of the table isn't. She was just a friend that came along. The girl on the left of me I am ashamed to say made me cum in under 4 mins.
>>702470488
nice! Any more pictures of these girls?
>>702470278
OP here, the mama-san is a former escort that has stayed in the business long enough to know whats going on and just opens up a bar. She is the one that is over all in charge of the girls. You always respect the mama-san and you should buy her drinks, she knows whats up and can hook you up.
how many USD in total did you have spend on this chicks?
>>702470416
>>702470670
good to now
>>702470621
This one was my favorite girl. She was stupid good in bed and I went back to here like 3-4 times. I swear I was like a heroin addict with her.
so it might not be such a good idea to make a trip to Thailand with my girlfriend?
>>702470706
usually about $50 USD each and that is average for a Go Go girl.
>>702470844
she is gorgeous as well
Whenever i see these threads literally ALL of the girls look ugly as fuck. Do HOT thai hookers actually exist?
>>702470921
can you love in her mouth?
>>702470910
OP here, certain parts of Thailand no but there are plenty of family safe zones. I would just stay away from Nana Plaza (bangkok), Soi 6, Walking street (pattaya), Soi Cowboy (bangkok), Phuket should be Ok if you stay away from their walking street ( I forgot what it was called), there are plenty of other places to avoid if you are with your girl but I'm too drunk to remember atm.
>>702471120
ugly? Why?
>>702471016
Ahh well thanks m8.
>>702471193
is waffle house safe?
>>702471181
Yeah you just have to ask before hand, keep in mind they're people and for the most part they are pretty open about anything except for drugs.
>>702464585
Why do you have fat thighs and wear a wife beater?
>>702471311
Just my opinion I guess. I'm not even trying to be some overly critical neckbeard. I just legitimately wouldn't have sex with any of the ones for free even.
I WANT to be sold on thai girls. I just want to see one that is actually hot.
>>702471436
what up with drugs there? are they available
>>702471330
bahaha, damn I don't know why this shit is making me laugh. Sorry when ever I go to another country I avoid fast food. Plus I have never seen a waffle house while in Thailand or any of SEA for that matter.
>>702471447
OP here, It's just a blue shirt not a wife beater and I was being a faggot and wearing tight pants that day since my other cloths were in the wash. Honestly I need to throw those jeans away.
>>702466651
Look around the room and feel the chance of getting fucked and\or robbed.
>>702471581
I think you sent that to the wrong anon m8.
>>702471770
why?
left: family, bottom right some friends and bottom left is in his field of vision
>>702471612
bruh if you aint eating at tim hortons in canada gtfo
>>702471595
So they don't give a shit about prostitution but they take a pretty hard stance against drugs of any kind there. Pot will get you the same amount of jail time as Black Tar Heroin.
>>702471888
Youre right nice catch :(
>>702472018
fuckin' A, i love the spicy chicken sandwiches they sell at timmies
>>702472018
Fuck my side are in orbit atm.
>>702472184
no prob bob, I will try to take pics of hot ones next time I go. I understand that everyone's tastes are different, I just like SEA girls aesthetics.
>>702472071
a decent compromise i suppose
OP here another pic from Thailand for you m8. If you don't like here that's fine, I liked her and I took her out to dinner afterwards. I love SEA women.
>>702472223
also this in ' murica
no timestamps of any kind?
what would these whores be willing to do for a starbucks gift card?
>>702473842
kek, they're not like that. It's money or no honey.
Im heading to singapore next week. Where should i look for hot LOCAL hookers? I dont want some disgusting foreign trash hooker as there tends to be a lot in singapore the last time i went there
>>702472839
WOW, this thick is gold. More pictures?
>>702474627
singapore .. hookers .. LOL ... Better have the money or dont think about it!
>>702474610
mmm you know im bout that honey
can you post more pics of the one that made you cum fast
>>702475127
this
>>702474821>>702474627
Why not just go for the local wildlife?
>>702475315
something about bear teeth in my cock aint too cool
>>702475315
singapore is by far one of the worlds richest countries, plus there are not many locals, its very international
>>702475127
This is the last one I have with her sorry m8.
>>702475528
and with some other pretty girls? Maybe some sex scenes?
are these hoes into the sex?
Do you cum inside them or is rubber required
racemixing fucktweet
Stick to your own kind pls.
Childless faggots like you are the cause of the fall of the white race.
>Not going in the most hardcore place in Thailand
http://balancedbackpacker.com/thailands-hivaids-temple/
>>702475871
plx consider that most of asians are probably more white than you
>>702475728
In my experience they are more into the sex then then American women. I swear I am convinced that American women have no Idea how to have sex.
>>702475813
I try to be safe about It so I usually wear a condom. But that being said there have been a few times that I went raw and It was amazing. >>702475528 The girl in this pic is one of them and like I said before I came in her in under 4 mins. She even made fun of me afterwards and when I came to see her again the next night.
>>702466158
This is sad
Do you think you could ever fuck one bareback? Like maybe hang out with her for a day or two and you both get tested for HIV/STIs? Hate wearing condoms...
>>702476283
Well I'm sorry you feel that way but I know who i am and I know what i like and I will continue to do so until I die. I'm conferrable enough with myself to do what others find appalling.
>>702476547
I have before, I wouldn't recommend it but it can be very fun if you know the girl is clean.
>>702476638
Dumb question that I need to ask;
How do you know if she's clean? Besides asking, how do you -really- know?
>>702476746
blood test
>>702470122
was this hotel in phuket, patong beach?
>>702464585
Ever get tricked by a ladyboy?
My own random story. I was getting pestered by a 'girl' outside a bar in Ko Pha Ngan who was trying to kiss and grope me and I had to physically push her away. Normally I'd actually be turned on by a girl being so aggressive but I had a weird feeling it was a dude.
>>702476746
They do have HIV test packets that you can buy OTC in Thailand, you can get them at any pharmacy and anything else is curable and not nearly as bad. I know some guys that do this when they bring a girl home.
>>702476851
But it's not like chicks walk around with their latest tests. And with the amount they fuck it wouldn't be reliable anyway.
I think you're a pretty cool guy OP
>>702476893
Pattaya Walking street. It was the P.72 hotel.
You probably know this already but this is a good way to fuck up not only yourself, but get some nasty shit on your dick.
Do me a favor and buy a fleshlight, get off being addicted to paying for sex and sex itself, and actually visit countries for the cultural experience instead of getting your dick wet.
>>702476960
Yeah but it was my own fault since it was a lady boy bar. I wasn't mad at her/him though since it was the best BJ I ever had and it was already implied that she was a lady boy since it was a lady boy bar. My own ignorance at the time.
Im going to Philippines early next year. Any suggestions OP?
>>702477150
Booo... Fuck you cuck.
>>702477230
Give yourself a few years, you won't be able to talk to a real girl without fumbling in your pocket for money.
Fuck yourself up.
>>702477034
Well thanks, I try. Here are some cats at a cat cafe I went to in Chiang Rai.
>>702477366
Checked
>>702477366
Nice dubs.
Visiting a place by yourself, your cats, no waifu or friends.
>>702464585
Ever try picking up some pussie you didnt pay for?
>>702477150
OP here, I travel around a lot. I just enjoy sex and again I'm pretty safe about it, I wear condoms. If I catch something that will be on me to deal with. I have been doing this for years now and I haven't caught anything yet. I understand your concern but I'm going to keep doing the things I love until I die and if the things that I love to do kills me then so be it. Also keep in mind i do respect the cultures I'm in, I just really like to travel.
>>702477213
not OP... But i was just there a few months back. Baracay is overrated. Manila, Makati district you can have some fun... I want to check out Palawan next
I was also in Thailand on the same trip... Phuket, Patong Beach... You can easily have fun there. Although the whores seemed a dime a dozen... I'd like to find a place where there isn't so many tourists and the whores aren't so mechanical about the process. Although i didn't get to partake, I brought a female with me from the PI
OP, I've always had a massive soft spot for SEA women with huge natural tits. How easy is it to find them in said place?
Pic 200% related, it's exactly what I mean
>>702469176
im from nz, just google backpage escorts and scroll for a hunny,usually 70$ up
>>702477693
Excellent intel. Palawan is on my list. Will be there 3 weeks. Last week in cebu.
Baracay wasnt on list. Thanks tho.
Baler.
Batangas
And makati for sure as I'll be considering working there when i leave the US.
Any more info appreciated.
>>702477213
I actually never had sex in the Philippines so I don't have any advice for you there. I hear most people prefer Philippine girls to Thai girls so you can be the judge on that. I would just always recommend to play it safe and wear a condom. Also bring your own condoms since SEA is notorious for having small condoms. This is not me making a big dick joke its just that SEA makes their condoms smaller then in the West.
WHY DOES THE SAME THREAD/PICTURE GET POSTED EVERY WEEK? OP IS A FAGGOT.
>>702464585
you are living the dream. It's going to be hard on you when life happens and you realize it's all downhill from here.
>>702477617
OP here, yeah It's pretty easy to do in Thailand and Cambodia if you are white, in shape, and clean shaven. You won't be able to if you just stick around the bar scene though.
>>702477617
Not OP, but when I went to Thailand I met several Thai girls and found it wasn't hard to pick them up. To be fair I never followed through because I had a girlfriend, though one girl was very persistent.
>>702477991
stay away from the south... i wouldn't go any further south then Cebu... They have a pretty hardcore muslim crowd and they are pro ISIS. There was also a bombing just a couple days ago... Look into AIRBNB online.... i stayed in some pretty good spots, nice ass apartments, right on the main strip of places... i was literally looking down at whores from the balcony. Having eye sex with them, but i was also with my girl from the PI... but ya, look into AIRBNB... cheaper and nicer than hotel
>>702477789
>>702477789
OP here, well brown aureola's are going to be a given but sadly a lot of Thai women have small to medium sized breasts. You may have to look for older Thai women if you want bigger breast but that would be an issue either since even older Thai women look really cute/young. I would just avoid the clingy one though, that is the important part to take away from this.
>>702478162
What did he mean by this?
>>702478162
Life? what you mean m8? I'm currently going to college and using my GI Bill, I'm doing pretty well.
>>702471120
They are thai, they look like thai chicks.
if you want japanese looking asians go japan, but you can't afford their hookers. You can also go to korea where they get insane amounts of plastic surgery to look Japanese and the sex game is sensational.
>>702478464
Fuck, so said chick was a great white buffalo
>>702478535
>>702478614
I guess it is not easy to tell, I am talking about getting married and wishing you could go back to 50$ hookers every day of your remaining life.
>>702478614
what are you studying? and what branch were you? also what rank and after how many years did you leave?
i'm in the same boat... i'm addicted to SEA and will be using GI BILL when i get out... Glad to hear everything is working out for you... also how old are you? i joined older, so i will be the Billy Madison in college
ex-whoremonger here. Been off the p4p scene for almost 18 months. I am really wanting to go to Thailand or Cuba or Phils, tho.
I'm trhying my hardest to resist.
>>702478938
you want the philippines. much bigger tits and ez to go bareback if that's your thing.
>>702478943
I never plan on getting married. It's way cheaper just to get hookers and make money.
>>702478947
>what are you studying?
English major, working on getting my TEFL certification so I can teach in either Thailand or South Korea.
>and what branch were you
Navy
>what rank and after how many years did you leave?
4 years and I was an E-5 when I left
>also how old are you?
25
Also lol on the billy madison joke.
>>702478297
OP here, this 100% AirBnB is a live saver.
can you lick their asses?
>>702478938
What is with her implants - her tits are blueish color as if they had bad circulation. I have seen this before on white chicks too, somewhere.
Do you have any idea what is going on? Not that I care about the woman but I'm just curious.
>>702479966
I personally wouldn't do that but if you want to the ask them. Like I said before they're pretty open people.
>>702480042
Its just the lighting I think. If you watch the way the breast hangs, and the nipple is shaped, I am quite sure that they are natural
So Thailand is 50 for go go. What about Cambodia, Burma, Loa....?
>>702480397
Thailand is usually the more expensive but in Cambodia its usually about $15 USD cheaper but I would always recommend going for the bar girls since they are safer/cleaner then the street walkers. You will always pay more for bar girls but It's worth it, trust me.
>>702480961
Do Cambodia bar girls have ID card. For check their age.
>>702478059
>this 100 times, no matter what country you goto.
I was in Puerta Vallarta, Mexico. And i almost had a bad time because the condoms they supplied were tiny. I ended up just going bareback which was scary since it was my first hooker but I didn't want to waste the money. Turns out I didn't get burned. But never again.
That being said, holy crap was she tight. And really into it. I shouldve took a pic but my phone was shitty at the time.
>>702468971
this is a trap (full on homo)
>>702481765
I had sex with her so no she isn't and yes I know what to look for when having sex with a lady boy.
>>702481472
Not from what I saw, but I didn't pay as much attention at the time.
>>702464585
Sex slaves are so fun... not really same stupid shit in S.Korea to. Most those girls are trapped. Though some maybe even a good percentage dont mind it cause its better than where the came from.
Anyone that doubt me google sex slave trade and pattaya
>>702467751
aren't the girls less willing to do everything you want after all the haggling?
>>702464585
It's tough to tell, but I think I've been to that bar. My girl got up on stage with 'em.
>>702464585
where do I go to get little children and trannies?
>>702481472
yes they do, and they'll have to give it to your hotel as proof if you bring her back there.
>>702484010
Keep it to grass on the wicket level. Fully grown thai woman can come in at under 148cm and less than 40kgs. Thats enough to fulfil your dreams and not get into trouble.
>>702475528
Dude tbh this is so pathetic. You travel across the world to pay to fuck fives. Why would you even brag about it. I've been fucking a hot ass blue eyed English speaking chick and Nutting in her nonstop. The depths you've sunk to amaze me
>>702484010
nice try, FBI
