(part 2) I'm a drunk dude in college that goes to South East Asia on vacation to bang hookers so Ask Me Anything and I will respond to the best of my abilities. My next trip should be around next February.
>Before anyone gets mad I just really like these threads.
what's it like fucking a hooker for the first time? im getting my first taste next week, any tipz?
if u want hookers in thailand go to ratchadapisek in bangkok and have some fucking class. like the based japanese do when they sexpatriate to Thighland , or like the hi-so thais do including the fucking royal family
thanks dogg pound! i live in Jawjuh but i'm traveling to NZ
i have fucked roughly 75 hookers and lived in thailand for a decade.
Considering just within thailand, pattaya is a total shithole with shit-tier hookers.
Go to tripadvisor and look up where you live and click on restaurants and see what the top recommended ones are. they are all tourist traps and total bullshit. on the other hand you know where people should really go, right?
go to ratchadapisek in bangkok for hookers, and go to koh koot for a picture perfect desolate beach or koh toh/samui/phangan for the younger party scene . hua-hin and chiang mai are great too.
DO NOT GO TO: pattaya or KOH PHI PHI
TBH I like hookers more then regular American girls. I just don't care for women more then just sex and a good time. Not to say I hate women or cant get them, I just prefer to just bang and go about my business. Here is another pic from my adventures.
hahaha, not sure if its the alcohol but that pic of snoop dog made me laugh. All I can say is have fun and make sure to wear a condom. I try to be pretty safe with these kind of things. I have been to a decent chunk of SEA and I don't have any STD/STI because I play it safe. But have fun and don't get nervous this is all about you and having fun, enjoy your self.
if u like hookah and the kind of scene depicted in this picture, and ofcourse dirty cheap shit-tier hookers, go to BAMBOO restaurant in bangkok. you'll like it. sukhumvit soi 3
TBH I feel the same way. Never been with an escort/hooker though, i'm too poorfag. But I like the idea of everything being transactional and professional.
Some dude on plebbit today was talking about his experience with a high society escort and the whole situation just sounded ideal.
What's the 'protocol'?, if you will. Like give money, start fucking? What's this slut going to say to me? is there foreplay or do I just dive right in? Can I bust a nut, slap on another condom, and bust another?
It's different for each person but I know what I like and I like hookers so I don't mind paying for them. Keep in mind I haggle like a jew so take that as you will.
>Also sorry I should be posting more pics shouldn't I?
yeh i've been to burma 3 times, laos four times, cambodia once, vietnam twice, singapore once, indoesia once, malaysia once
for a white male who doesnt speak any of those languages, thailand is gonna by far be the best one for prostitution.
> what do i do for a living
i have money. started and sold businesses
> bamboo soi 3 , ratchada , etc
i wasn't complaining abt thailand but rather just giving u great advice. good luck on ur trip.. have fun.
This all depends on the country and establishment that you are in. Since everyone here wants to talk about Thailand I will explain the rules there.
>1. Go to any bar (bars are the safest)
>2. Talk to any girl you want to bang
>3. Make sure she knows what you want to do with her and for how long.
>4. Talk to the Mama-san if you want said girl short time (1-2 hours) or long time (all night)
>5 pay the bar fee and take girl back to hotel.
>6 Have fun with girl.
>7 When finished either boot her the fuck out or go for it again (your choice).
no prob bob, most of SEA is like this. Most are bartering countries and I have had a lot of practice.
Sorry I'm a bit drunk ATM but here is one of my Mama-sans friends in Bangkok. She is pretty cool to drink with.
im going to NZ literally next week and apparently their hooker situation is pretty straight. would like some SEA poosay too
OP here. Nice doggo pic is she yours? Also have fun m8 I have never went to New Zealand before but It sounds awesome and have fun. One last thing, make sure to take pics for us degenerates.
Honestly I'm a nice guy and just ask when we are going out to eat or something. I almost always take my escorts out to eat and drink since its so cheap in SEA. They almost always just let me and they are not too ashamed. They're people just like you and me and just want to have fun and maybe make a few bucks along the way. I've even gotten it for free a few times. All you have to do it talk to them and have some confidence, this is honestly the best advice I can give you.
OP here, Ok tbh I have fucked a lady boy before. It was on accident but it was really really fun and one of the better BJ's I ever had, like god tier BJ's. If you can deal with their drama then you can have a really really fun time with LB's. No joke.
Well the one on my left and the one right in front of me is but the one in the corner of the table isn't. She was just a friend that came along. The girl on the left of me I am ashamed to say made me cum in under 4 mins.
OP here, the mama-san is a former escort that has stayed in the business long enough to know whats going on and just opens up a bar. She is the one that is over all in charge of the girls. You always respect the mama-san and you should buy her drinks, she knows whats up and can hook you up.
This one was my favorite girl. She was stupid good in bed and I went back to here like 3-4 times. I swear I was like a heroin addict with her.
OP here, certain parts of Thailand no but there are plenty of family safe zones. I would just stay away from Nana Plaza (bangkok), Soi 6, Walking street (pattaya), Soi Cowboy (bangkok), Phuket should be Ok if you stay away from their walking street ( I forgot what it was called), there are plenty of other places to avoid if you are with your girl but I'm too drunk to remember atm.
Just my opinion I guess. I'm not even trying to be some overly critical neckbeard. I just legitimately wouldn't have sex with any of the ones for free even.
I WANT to be sold on thai girls. I just want to see one that is actually hot.
what up with drugs there? are they available
bahaha, damn I don't know why this shit is making me laugh. Sorry when ever I go to another country I avoid fast food. Plus I have never seen a waffle house while in Thailand or any of SEA for that matter.
OP here, It's just a blue shirt not a wife beater and I was being a faggot and wearing tight pants that day since my other cloths were in the wash. Honestly I need to throw those jeans away.
Look around the room and feel the chance of getting fucked and\or robbed.
bruh if you aint eating at tim hortons in canada gtfo
So they don't give a shit about prostitution but they take a pretty hard stance against drugs of any kind there. Pot will get you the same amount of jail time as Black Tar Heroin.
OP here another pic from Thailand for you m8. If you don't like here that's fine, I liked her and I took her out to dinner afterwards. I love SEA women.
Im heading to singapore next week. Where should i look for hot LOCAL hookers? I dont want some disgusting foreign trash hooker as there tends to be a lot in singapore the last time i went there
mmm you know im bout that honey
This is the last one I have with her sorry m8.
>Not going in the most hardcore place in Thailand
I try to be safe about It so I usually wear a condom. But that being said there have been a few times that I went raw and It was amazing. >>702475528 The girl in this pic is one of them and like I said before I came in her in under 4 mins. She even made fun of me afterwards and when I came to see her again the next night.
Well I'm sorry you feel that way but I know who i am and I know what i like and I will continue to do so until I die. I'm conferrable enough with myself to do what others find appalling.
Ever get tricked by a ladyboy?
My own random story. I was getting pestered by a 'girl' outside a bar in Ko Pha Ngan who was trying to kiss and grope me and I had to physically push her away. Normally I'd actually be turned on by a girl being so aggressive but I had a weird feeling it was a dude.
They do have HIV test packets that you can buy OTC in Thailand, you can get them at any pharmacy and anything else is curable and not nearly as bad. I know some guys that do this when they bring a girl home.
You probably know this already but this is a good way to fuck up not only yourself, but get some nasty shit on your dick.
Do me a favor and buy a fleshlight, get off being addicted to paying for sex and sex itself, and actually visit countries for the cultural experience instead of getting your dick wet.
Yeah but it was my own fault since it was a lady boy bar. I wasn't mad at her/him though since it was the best BJ I ever had and it was already implied that she was a lady boy since it was a lady boy bar. My own ignorance at the time.
Im going to Philippines early next year. Any suggestions OP?
Well thanks, I try. Here are some cats at a cat cafe I went to in Chiang Rai.
OP here, I travel around a lot. I just enjoy sex and again I'm pretty safe about it, I wear condoms. If I catch something that will be on me to deal with. I have been doing this for years now and I haven't caught anything yet. I understand your concern but I'm going to keep doing the things I love until I die and if the things that I love to do kills me then so be it. Also keep in mind i do respect the cultures I'm in, I just really like to travel.
not OP... But i was just there a few months back. Baracay is overrated. Manila, Makati district you can have some fun... I want to check out Palawan next
I was also in Thailand on the same trip... Phuket, Patong Beach... You can easily have fun there. Although the whores seemed a dime a dozen... I'd like to find a place where there isn't so many tourists and the whores aren't so mechanical about the process. Although i didn't get to partake, I brought a female with me from the PI
OP, I've always had a massive soft spot for SEA women with huge natural tits. How easy is it to find them in said place?
Pic 200% related, it's exactly what I mean
Excellent intel. Palawan is on my list. Will be there 3 weeks. Last week in cebu.
Baracay wasnt on list. Thanks tho.
And makati for sure as I'll be considering working there when i leave the US.
Any more info appreciated.
I actually never had sex in the Philippines so I don't have any advice for you there. I hear most people prefer Philippine girls to Thai girls so you can be the judge on that. I would just always recommend to play it safe and wear a condom. Also bring your own condoms since SEA is notorious for having small condoms. This is not me making a big dick joke its just that SEA makes their condoms smaller then in the West.
OP here, yeah It's pretty easy to do in Thailand and Cambodia if you are white, in shape, and clean shaven. You won't be able to if you just stick around the bar scene though.
Not OP, but when I went to Thailand I met several Thai girls and found it wasn't hard to pick them up. To be fair I never followed through because I had a girlfriend, though one girl was very persistent.
stay away from the south... i wouldn't go any further south then Cebu... They have a pretty hardcore muslim crowd and they are pro ISIS. There was also a bombing just a couple days ago... Look into AIRBNB online.... i stayed in some pretty good spots, nice ass apartments, right on the main strip of places... i was literally looking down at whores from the balcony. Having eye sex with them, but i was also with my girl from the PI... but ya, look into AIRBNB... cheaper and nicer than hotel
OP here, well brown aureola's are going to be a given but sadly a lot of Thai women have small to medium sized breasts. You may have to look for older Thai women if you want bigger breast but that would be an issue either since even older Thai women look really cute/young. I would just avoid the clingy one though, that is the important part to take away from this.
They are thai, they look like thai chicks.
if you want japanese looking asians go japan, but you can't afford their hookers. You can also go to korea where they get insane amounts of plastic surgery to look Japanese and the sex game is sensational.
Fuck, so said chick was a great white buffalo
what are you studying? and what branch were you? also what rank and after how many years did you leave?
i'm in the same boat... i'm addicted to SEA and will be using GI BILL when i get out... Glad to hear everything is working out for you... also how old are you? i joined older, so i will be the Billy Madison in college
>what are you studying?
English major, working on getting my TEFL certification so I can teach in either Thailand or South Korea.
>and what branch were you
>what rank and after how many years did you leave?
4 years and I was an E-5 when I left
>also how old are you?
Also lol on the billy madison joke.
What is with her implants - her tits are blueish color as if they had bad circulation. I have seen this before on white chicks too, somewhere.
Do you have any idea what is going on? Not that I care about the woman but I'm just curious.
Thailand is usually the more expensive but in Cambodia its usually about $15 USD cheaper but I would always recommend going for the bar girls since they are safer/cleaner then the street walkers. You will always pay more for bar girls but It's worth it, trust me.
>this 100 times, no matter what country you goto.
I was in Puerta Vallarta, Mexico. And i almost had a bad time because the condoms they supplied were tiny. I ended up just going bareback which was scary since it was my first hooker but I didn't want to waste the money. Turns out I didn't get burned. But never again.
That being said, holy crap was she tight. And really into it. I shouldve took a pic but my phone was shitty at the time.
Sex slaves are so fun... not really same stupid shit in S.Korea to. Most those girls are trapped. Though some maybe even a good percentage dont mind it cause its better than where the came from.
Anyone that doubt me google sex slave trade and pattaya
Dude tbh this is so pathetic. You travel across the world to pay to fuck fives. Why would you even brag about it. I've been fucking a hot ass blue eyed English speaking chick and Nutting in her nonstop. The depths you've sunk to amaze me