Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Have a good night, Ruri.
43-10 in favor of Nebraska is pretty good for me.
>is this where i go for the lewd edition?
Hop to it smee
I understand that straight pasta could be a bit lacking, but I don't always have something to add.
>Steak. Salad. Baked Potato.
Pretty balanced. I'd probably give up halfway through the potato.
I know, I know. I tend to invest only in the absolute necessary when it comes to food.
I'd just get takeout on a daily basis if I could.
Send food from Australia, cook.
You do as well, beautiful.
How goes Brawlhalla?
But money and self esteem becoming lower than it already is..
Then you can go ahead and take your sweet little time~
I've looked before, believe me I would love nothing more than something to cuddle at night but all of them are lewd or just bad pics.
No no, I'm still here. I thought you left.
Don't skimp when it comes to feeding yourself or wiping your ass. Your stomach and your butt deserve the best of what the world has to offer.
>final claim for tonight
Goodnight /waifu/, may your dreams be filled with something pleasant like Llamas or something.
I am not! You won't change my mind!
>Gunna upload it since those filenames look like a computers.
Everything is how you prepare it.
If I could preserve it I would
And you should at least try to add things. Even if they are packaged from a store. There are some good packaged sauces around.
You just need to not give a fuck what other's think
Daki covers usually are $20 dollary doos, dont bother with the offical shit, they're overpriced AF and its the same shit
>Lewd is bad
Muslims get out
>Where the FUCK is hotaru-chan
How's it going, Shiro anon?
No that's in trash
Going well. Training against 3 bots and beating them without weapons. Hows the homework?
Goodnight lil ship
Hello and this is how we start
Just waiting to someone bite the bait,I have a friend who is fan of warhammer,I always tease him with warcraft and this guy just reminded him
>Leawd is Life
It goes well. The football game went better than expected.
Upload what and what is that webm?
I'm not comfortable lewding Galil, it makes me sad.
Well there's the problem lol
Not well. I suck at programming
How's it going friend?
I am neither though!
>/k/ saves Galil
Filenames looked like a computers filenames, figured you were off mobile.
Snek knows best!
$40 give or take for cover and pillow with shipping altogether, wheres in the cons I went to they were trying to sell the covers itself $60
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Are you telling me there is no hotaru-chan?
What are you, muslim?
We need to make a man outta you
You already got the looks
Why do you think I'm going to the gym?? Thanks!
There's epring in the trash board :^)
Oi don't say that!
Oh, that's great to hear! so you had fun then?
Keeo talking to me on telegram and I'll get even lewder possibly~
It goes well. Football team I was cheering for won. Game made me tear up a little bit, but you wouldn't understand.
To my knowledge, yes.
Besides getting a little teary eyed, yes.
What you been up to today?
While I do not share my waifus religion, I accept it.I don't lewd her because
B:I just don't lewd my waifu.
Nope, still phone poster.I can edit filenames from my phone.
Don't be rude
Same, I don't like Penny Lewds either
Mostly cause Penny is pure and innocent.
>Except she'll ask for babies.
>Round 1 of 3
>Spesh Marine Victory
That is fucking glorious. My sides can only take so much
It's true lol. Being a computer science major who sucks a programming is suffering
Oh I understand, I played soccer in high school. My last game as a senior was heart breaking. We lost, and I was crying afterwards. Sports can be emotional!
I actually visited that place a couple times. Just to see what all the hype was about. Interesting place to say the least. I tried chatting with a couple anons, and discovered it's a very lonely board.
What other boards you do you like to visit on 4chan, besides /waifu/?
Still haven't done it anywhere, Smugs. :^)
I am not!
But we weren't even talking lewd there!
>Can edit filenames
>Can't watch webms
The fuck kinda phone do you have?!
You can beef up and get swole all you want nigga but you can still be beta
>Speaking from expierence
Keep in mind, there's no official yuno daki so yeah mines bootleg but it doesnt feel cheaply made, feels nice and soft so its basically the same shit from the overpriced official dakis which are probably nonexistent at this point
Oh... Well... There is no God, there is no Jesus, there is no Allah, there is no reason to go on and living, good die
Whatchu gon do about it nigga?
Oh, we're you upset about something?
I've been okay, walked around a lot today but ate something rather big and i can't really eat anything without triggering something because a different problem.
I guess goodbye for real this time, Ruri. Have a good night, sleep warm and well. AND EAT!
So /waifu/ have we actually decided on a game to all sperg on?
>we weren't even talking lewd there
Not yet we aren't~
Well anyways, what ya up to man?
You'll be fine.
Our team was remembering a player who passed.
Walking is nice. Eating is also nice.
You'll get better homie
Fit, an, his, a, c. You meant besides /b/? :^)
Oh. Lets start then
>le tips fedora
Gardy. Still getting turnt?
ZTE Obsidian, don't know why I can't watch webms, I used to be able to.
Lay down and cry for a while I guess.
True but suppose it could boost confidence cause I sure as hell had some boost being complimented when I was able to lift a friend from her feet
It's been 5 days, at this rate I'll probably lose my sanity to esdeath tier. Brace yourself
My game of choice for now is Brawlhalla. Ever heard of it? It's a free fighting game that's like Smash Bros. It's on Steam.
It's awesome. Has all kinds of different characters, and you can create your own clans for online brawling and such.
things were CRAZY last night
had the freakiest sleep paralysis
Hanako is a little bully loving cock slut who's only use is to be a cocksleeve
Best game ever.
Gross man. Totally gross.
Hmm Maybe. I was hoping for more of a RPG kinda game.
I'm doing some homework. Writing a program that guesses a number I'm thinking of
I'm trying to do something with computers that isn't programming. I'm minoring in cyber security.
I want to do that. I just think not being a lanky skinny white kid would do some confidence boosting
CMON SPERG WITH ME ON DESTINY
THE GAME IS BULLSHIT
Nigga did you forget my con pics? I'm a mr skeltal in the flesh
Warner brothers japan
We'll see then, don't say I didn't warn ya
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
I'm always open to sharing lewds of my waifu
I had that shit once,it was fucking horrible,I almost shit myself of fear
Yes, besides /b/. My bad.
/c/ is total win. Always finding neat pictures there worth saving. Ever visit the vidya games boards?
RPGs are probably my favorite genre, to be honest. My waifu is from Final Fantasy V.
What are some of your favorite RPGs?
WE'RE IN THE SAME BOAT!
Also you only sent one, and it was of your face
Sleep paralysis is normal
It's a best
Doing penetration tests and be a white hat
>open to share lewds of waifu
Are you implying something there~?
>le appears behind le you and le unsheathes my le katana
Nothing perssonel, kid
Never heard of that one. If you can, use VLC player. I use it exclusively for webms on my iShit of a phone.
>It's actually a decent phone if you don't plan to use it for much more than web browsing and texts/calls
It's so terrifying, did you have any auditory or visual hallucinations?
no it isn't ;--;
Proud of my waifu
>of course I'm going to show her off anon
OH YEAH it was the yuuki one
Fuck I need to dig through my photos then, you gotta see just how skinny I am
I think I actually bought the digital collectors edition of that on my PS4. I haven't played it since the FIRST DLC and I don't plan on playing it any time soon.
Uhhh... Hard to say really.
Always been a big fan of stuff like Diablo, Baldur's Gate, stuff like that.
I have only played a few FF games, so I can't really count those.
Played DFO until I literally could not progress without competent team mates. So... yeh...
Just fantasy my universe up, fam.
Playing it right now.
Oh, that's pretty sad, i suppose great things can't last forever though.
Exactly, I've taken a course where we did penetration testing and it was so much fun
I'll take your word for it
Nah I'm the Bait Man, I think Angry was off with Penny doing 40k VS.
I'm sorry, Shiro.
Gone a little too long, I'm afraid
Jesus christ dude, dropped it on the shittiest dlc
I suppose I cant blame you
Good! I dont think I even have it on this phone
Oi, what server are you on? Searched the name, found nothing.
RIP you indeed.
I sense the teasening is close at hand.
No actual nudes anon. Those are my my eyes only. Willing to tease tho
dude dont say such rude things to shiro
Tried the board game?like D&D?
It is really cool if you like rpg games
With the ulmost respect oldfag but fackyou,we are just showing the natural beuty of our wifus to let everyone know who the best waifu is(of course Miia)
Yes it was a nightmare,i could feel the bed, the sheet and hear the people outside of my room but stuck in the nigthmare.
I just have to shave and do something with my hair lol. It's all over the place with no style at all
Don't worry anon. I would disgrace my waifu's name if i posted her full lewds. I refuse to be a cuck.
I'd say experement around with it
I found people liked my hair slicked back with a goatee
Yeah, me too.
>I thought you forgot
I like having my hair combed to the side, but I hate having short hair
I am on the NA server.
Creepy. I had my eyes open, couldn't move and couldn't breath. I felt like I was suffocating, sounded like there was an earthquake, and I could see people looking at me.
True. But I'm well. A little bit tired.
It is. Your body woke up in the middlenof a sleep stage. All muscles are completely relaxed
I will try to save you from this!
Playing brawlhalla. Having fun?
Cant that be a full time job?
Almost as bad as horse but still low tier. And im not an old fag. What makes you say that?
It's also been awhile since you showed
Diablo is awesome. I spent quite a few hours playing the original game. It's addictive beyond words.
>Clicking, and getting loot
>Clicking, and getting loot
>Clicking, and getting loot
Never played Baldur's Gate, but I hear it's very good. And also very deep with lots of choices and actual role-playing.
Played Dark Souls?
I have never played board game RPGs, although they do interest me. I assume you're a fan of Dungeons & Dragons? Do you play with your friends, and dress in costumes and such?
I hate Dark Souls.
And yes, it's cause I bad.
inb4 git gud.
Meh. I played a shit ton of warframe earlier so I am burned out on vidya atm.
It can be! Companies will hire some people to try to hack into their databases or whatever to find flaws in their system
I'm indifferent with buzzcut
I do like emo hair unironically,
Gonna try being cancerous at MWO again. Fuck me with a rake.
That's good i guess, oh you're tired already?
Save me from what anon?
>inb4 git gud
Nah, I wouldn't say that to you. Dark Souls is a very challenging game, and it's no for everyone.
My all-time favorite vidya is actually an RPG from 1998 called Breath of Fire 3.
Other than RPGs, what other genres do you like?
Christ I can't even.
>We mobile post now.
Hmmm, odd. I'll try again when I get to work then. You gunna be around in about half an hour?
>Off to work now! Be back soon!
I've got some pretty cringy ones as well.
Too late?! Who's the one gone for days without so much as saying a word while I waited for them every day?!
Just a little bit. I've been up for about 13 hours or so. But I do want to keep my sleep schedule in check, so may be going to sleep in next half an hour or so. Sorry we weren't able to talk really.
yea we were talking about that,happend to you?
Dont know since i began participating in thie shiet you were there soo dunno
Miia is topsnek always and Centorea is shit
There are a billion types of board rpg,I just played a litle with D&D and yes we gather with friends but not necesarly dressed one guy did once and was like super weird ,we all casual and him with his robes but we just laugh
Hmm, emo hair can be cool looking. The problem is my short hair makes me look even more like a loser in my opinion.
Never got into that series. My go to was Golden Sun. I actually played both 1 and 2 while posting in these threads. And beat them while posting in these threads lol
>what other genres
FPS and Farm Simulators. Warframe is a great combination of this.
But by Farm Sims I mean stuff like MC, Terraria, Animal Crossing, shit like that.
Aw dude. Take care
Ah warframe. So repetitive
420 says to do it lol
That im not sure on
Ah gotcha. Suu best girl and shinoa is top smug
Maybe if you don't comb it and shit yeah
Now heres the kicker for me. When I get that emo hair, I usually wear a hairband
That's alright, i see what you mean.
Hopefully both of us are awake at the same time frame later.
My hacker name will be xXx420_H4X0RxXx
Yeah, I usually just dry my hair and call it good lol. I don't use a hairband, but I do have to keep my bangs out of eyes from time to time
Mmm I don't wear hairband to keep bangs outta my eyes
Think of Soul Eater as an example
If this anon is still posting to this day, well.
It really is. But I like it. The guns are neat, the Warframes are pretty cool, and the gameplay is pretty nifty.
Kinda sad it isn't more Ninja oriented.
At least apologize too.
I gotcha. I also don't wear any hats or anything like that.
I'm good. Football team I was rooting for won.
Well, I'll usually be up at like 4:30 AM too 9-10 PM (CST) starting this Monday.
School is 6:45 AM to about 3:45 PM.
Just an estimate though.
Fire Emblem? I said Breath of Fire. It's a different series.
Have you played Stardew Valley?
Oh... those kind of farm sims. Kek
I love me some Animal Crossing. My sister was addicted to that game. Played it every day for hours on end. Thought she needed rehab for a while.
I been trying to try Terraria. Is it good?
Areed. The stealth gameplay is soo limited too. Really wish there was more gamplay to it like team death match or something besides the 1v1 in the dojo
Hairband is the only accessory I wear for longer hair. Hats look retarded on me with long hair
Sorry but I have played neither.
Nope. Looks intredasting, but nope.
It's... ok. Basically 2D tryhard minecraft. Fun, but boring alone.
Conclave bro. It is literally PvP.
Well, I'll get it figured out.
I'm off for the night. Good night /waifu/!
Let your hair be free.
Nebraska, college football. Smashed 'em 43-10. We had some real great plays.
I'm sometimes here around 4:00 i think.
Hopefully things work out.