tasty knot thread
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tasty knot thread
i do what i want you can't tell me what to do
>>702452816
>>702452816
Can you knot.
>>702452816
well fine, regardless im going to bed, good night
>>702452665
Hunnibuns!
All the good men are dead.
I would actually be fairly pleasant to look at were it not for all that hair on my ass.
>>702453432
Some people are into that.
>>702453007
Give my knob a taste.
>>702453432
Post it, we'll be the judge of that.
asshair is gross
>>702453570
Sergal butts
Sergal cocks
>>702453515
It does not fit my figure at all.
>>702453606
Any hair from the chin down is gross tbh.
>>702453591
Yeah he's picky! Bitches about my hair bum when he no shave neither
>>702453606
>>702453703
Hair is fine. As long as I'm not spitting it out when I'm doing stuff.
>>702453223
Homo!!!
>>702453634
das it mane.
I like it when guys look up at me bashfully when they suck my dick.
Country boy
Aint got no blues
>>702453852
Moho!!
>>702453710
Because I have to eat your ass out.
>>702453773
Well if that stuff involves your mouth and my behind, then you'd be in trouble. I rest my case, hair has to go.
>>702453972
hey there badj.
>>702453932
That's nice.
>>702454010
Eh.
>wrong!
Country boy
In the morning dew
goodnight folks.
hey guys I like this one aspect of sex over these others and you can't stop me
>>702454064
I like to cuddle too. How about you snuggle with me?
Country boy
Dont owe no bill
>>702454639
I'm getting uncomfortable.
>>702453406
>all good men are dead.
All good men are straight.
>>702454497
You mean, morning JEW?!
>>702454574
Do you want to get spanked, boy?
>>702454777
It's okay, that's just my penis throbbing against your backside.
>>702454937
Hardly, but thank you for the thought.
>>702455053
I'm out.
Yougetawiggelywormandyouwatchhimsquirm
And you put him on the hook and drophim in the brook
And if everything goes just right, youre gonna fry fish tonight
>>702455069
What is it that you desire?
>>702455167
He's just a horny tryhard, don't begrudge him too much.
>>702455167
And I'm "in."
>>702455279
many things which I cannot allow myself
>>702455053
Seppo's a top.
>>702455389
Oh, now I'm intrigued. Do tell!
>>702455511
A 'top' that can't handle bantz.
Buncha slackjawed faggots 'round here.
>>702455336
I like this one; saved.
>>702455665
Too many bottoms here.
Tasty knot for all of you dog fuckers
>>702455986
I've never found that to be the case in general.
>>702455547
I would like to fall madly in love.
>>702455665
Handle what now?
>>702455957
Pretty hot dad/son fursona couple.
>>702456129
suck my dick you fat kunt
>>702456111
Dang dude you like, totally roasted those fags good job
>>702456241
I'm not into girls, sorry.
>>702456129
Nibi's a subby bottom.
>>702455986
I've been thinking about something... If a powerbottom is riding you... Does that make you top?
>>702456187
How do you plan on falling madly in love?
>>702456398
Nibi is a wizard quality virgin.
>>702456381
suck my dick, fat kunt.
>>702456519
One can't plan on that. And besides, I told you I must now allow myself.
What's with all the fucking RP in /all/ the furry threads jfc
>>702456386
I knew pastor Manning was right:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRjxEXptbgc
>>702456675
its not really roleplay
its more soap opera style drama
>>702456498
Yes.
>>702456538
He just hasn't found that abusive drunk of his dreams yet.
>>702456654
Why can't you allow yourself?
>>702456793
That's even worse tbh
>>702456943
Commitments.
>>702457002
No shit, at least someone's getting off with a good roleplay. This is just highschool bullshit.
Close your eyes and try to sleep now
Close your eyes and try to dream
Clear your mind and do your best to try and wash the palette clean
>>702457132
Don't be so vague.
>>702457132
I completely agree! Why can't this be a fucking normal picture dump? Btw, hot picture.
Also: Brewmaster best husbando
cut dicks are disgusting
>>702455511
I wasn't a few weeks ago. *Finger guns*
>>702457247
I've already said too much.
>>702457352
How was that, did you like it?
>>702457301
>>702457482
Naw, com'mon.
>>702457336
I dont worry about this, since I wont get sex regardless.
>>702457488
It was... interesting. I definitely wasn't used to the feeling at all. I had to stop halfway through because the pain was a little too much.
>>702457336
Excuse you?
>>702457702
Did the same thing last time hunnibuns tried to top me.
>>702452816
You're lost friend. You're looking for the >>>/trash/ .
>>702457848
I keep missing all the hook-ups around here.
Yeah. It's something I'd have to get used to, or practice with. But I'd rather just be the one in control and all that.
>>702457702
The pain? Just use more lube.
>>702458028
We've been together for over a year now.
I just need to stretch more.
>>702458097
Trust me. We used a lot.
>>702458097
Lube doesn't always fix everything. Usually underused though. Sign of a shitty top if you ask me.
>>702458222
Congrats.
>>702452816
>>702458274
Eh. He hasn't been with a lot of people. I noticed he was a bad top when he tried to immediately thrust into me. No easing in or anything.
>>702458425
That's sad. Oh well.
>>702458223
How big was he then?
>>702458274
Lube is love. Lube is life.
>>702458538
Onto the next one.
>>702458548
Wasn't that big, honestly. It was just me not stretching or anything that made it hurt so much.
Yay! Pain killers again. Loopyness
Hi guys and to those earlier, back sorry if I missed a message. Fam want to poke smot before I passed out from meds.
>>702458754
Aww, poor guy.
I, for one, don't do buttstuff because every time I've topped a guy, there was a case of shitdick within 10 seconds or so.
>>702459056
Those are dangerous drugs ya know
>>702459159
Get a decent bottom who knows how to douche? Or knows how to eat fiber?
>>702459159
This: >>702459348
I love jproc
never go barhopping
>>702455167
Wantaro wants his art back
addendum: i also love jproc
>>702459786
I was just gonna' do that, actually.
>>702459348
I don't have the luxury of choice being in a small town but I've topped 3 different guys and it was the same case for each one and every one of them asserted that they cleaned themselves out beforehand.
I'm pretty content with just receiving BJ's and rim jobs.
>>702459786
Why not?
Night life sounds fun.
>>702459923
And doochi doodles is the best you got?
>>702459923
That's sad. So much fun to miss out on.
Like are we talking about a mudpie here or butt boogers or what?
>>702459786
Ive done that before. Its okay.
>>702460065
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Dom go bar hopping with me.
>>702460217
I immediately appreciate these reaction images.
>>702459348
Not these kind
Dentist told me to take em since my wisdom teeth got removed yesterday
> lol
You always get shit dick. Because you're shoving a dick up a shit dispenser! Unless they clean out real well and don't eat for two days then shove a object up there arse so you hit the shit stopper instead of there shit. How it goes.
Plus use a fucking condom so your peepee don't get some UTI
>>702460207
>mudpie
>butt boogers
Please don't make it sound worse.
If I catch your meaning, mostly the latter but a bit of a mix of both. I won't go into details.
>>702460322
Kek'd
Damn I'm sure you don't ; )
>>702460513
Very hard for a male to have a UTI. You should always wash afterwards, but there's a big difference between hitting a solid log of shit versus a cleaned out colon.
>>702460617
Then I can't say they were 1) healthy eaters and/or 2) knew how the fuck to clean
>>702459890
my condolences
>>702459992
too loud, too expensive, too hot in the bars, face hurts, never go outside or interact with others
>>702460224
i guess if you go with like really close friends
>>702460389
i'd do this, but only if z comes, and you must wear a collar with me
>>702456111
Finally what I've been waiting for
>>702460207
>mudpie ; butt boogers
Best terms I've ever heard
>>702460912
I went with my father, I dont have any friends.
>>702460955
It better be the fancy collar, though.
I have standards.
>>702460912
It's not that bad out here. I'm sure it's worse for you.
My dilemma tonight is going to the bar by myself. But I know for a fact there are guys there that aren't my type. Twinky little rich kids. Hrrm.
>>702461057
dads can be friends
>>702461058
i'm gonna get some 40$ one for myself one of these days, and eventually when i have very slightly more money i'll get Dean's Legend, and you can do the same when you start inventing new math and such
>>702461162
>>702460912
ear plugs? better bars? stop calling people faggots so they slap your face? I want to help but I can't.
>>702461368
it would have been fun with people i knew, probably, but people i know wouldn't want to go barhopping so it is moot
it was a social obligation sort of barhopping
>>702461359
I guess, he can be alright.
>>702461513
thats terrible
>>702461359
Why would your face hurt after bar hopping?
>new math
It will be revolutionary.
It will be called "Doggo Math."
Why not just get a comfortable one from a pet store?
>>702461162
Embrace the twinks.
>>702460869
Well, I don't ponder on why it happened, just that I'm not really wanting to do it again.
That and everyone I've messed around with was insistent that we be in a pretty much dead silent room. I loathe that so much. It's like they're trying to conflate what's actually happing with some 'special moment' or some dumb shit like that.
>>702460869
You can
The bacteria of the poo poo will make yo peepee red and flame if poo poo get in da pee pee hole
But agree
But as said diet and heavy cleaning is aim
Some peeps liquid to much up bum and soon poopoo for almost whole hour
>>702461368
Dat image
>>702461654
No. I need a chubby nerdy guy. Preferably with glasses.
>>702461663
So not only shitty bottom bitches but clingy bottom bitches
Damn son find a decent trick already.
>>702461759
Snarf
Need new thread
lets knot and say we did
