ATTN: ALL CITIZENS
IT IS A SATURDAY NIGHT. YOU ARE HERE BECAUSE:
1) YOU ARE FAT, UGLY OR ANTI SOCIAL. MOST LIKELY ALL THREE.
2) YOU DON'T 'HATE PEOPLE', THEY HATE YOU AND YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BE ALONE
3) YOU ARE TOO COWARDLY FOR SUICIDE
DON'T PRETEND YOU ARE EDGY, SUPERIOR, COOLER. YOU ARE NOT. YOU ARE NOT A SPECIAL LITTLE SNOW FLAKE. YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER FAT UGLY FUCK TOO SOCIALLY INEPT TO GET A GIRL; OR MAKE FRIENDS.
CARRY ON.
but you're here too
>>702449215
LOOK AT RULE #3.
Married with three kids! Fuck off!
>>702449272
is your caps lock stuck fuck nut
i killed an 18 pack of natty ice with a coworker, got home and passed the fuck out. Now I am here. This thread gets me
>>702449050
I'm not fat, I'm pretty physically fit.
I'm only ugly in the sense that I'm sort of an ugly version of Colin Farrel.
I am, however, autistic as fuck.
>>702449050
Its sunday afternoon and im at work but thanks for projecting
>>702449533
AND WHAT A DAD YOU MUST BE....INSTEAD OF SPENDING TIME WITH THEM..YOU ARE HERE?
THAT'S WHAT I WOLD BE SAYING IF SOME LOSER WAS ACTUALLY STUPID ENOUGH TO ALLOW YOU TO FUCK HER FAT ASS THREE TIMES/....BUT WE ALL KNOW YOUR MARRIED TO YOUR CAT AND HE "THEE KIDS" ARE INFLATABLE DOLLS
THANKS FOR COMING...NOW YOU FUCK OFF LONELY FAT FUCK
>>702449736
OH YEAH...I FORGOT THE GUYS IN OTHER "TIME ZONES" OR THE GUYS WITH GF THAT "ARE OUT OF TOWN" OR THE GUYS THAT ARE "KILLING A FEW MINUTES BEFORE THEY HEAD OUT".....ALL OF YOU= SUICIDE PLEASE
>>702449692
POST A PIC. MY GUESS IS YOU LOOK MORE LIKE A FAT RETARD AND NOTHING LIKE COLIN FARELL...NOTHING REMOTELY CLOSE TO HIM
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>>702449784
ITT: op got banned from /mlp/ for being too cringy and is trying to vent his frustration on \b\
>>702449050
I fucked my gf in the ass last night, went to a party today, left because it was boring and went and chilled with cool friends instead. Now I'm back home playing niggerfield 1 beta.
You don't know anything bitch, don't project.
>>702449784
>>702450106
ding ding ding you guessed it
>>702450114
YEP...AND YOU HAVE TO CONVINCE A TOTAL STRANGER ON THE NET OF THAT "FACT" HUH LONELY 50 YEAR OLD BALDING FAT ASS,,,,,,
REALITY: YOU WERE HOME LAST NIGHT ON 4CHAN, YOU ARE HOME TONIGHT ON 4CHAN AND LET'S GUESS SUNDAY NIGHT: HOME ALONE WITH MUMMY CRUISING 4CHAN....YOU LEFT OUT THE PART WHERE MUMMY WIPES YOUR FAT ASS
>>702450406
Smell my dick faggot
>>702449050
Actually I wanted to stay at home. I could go to 2 different places to drink with diferent groups of friends but instead im chilling at my home becouse I want.
Op,You actually are your description so fuck you!
Only butt hurt motherfuckers that cant face reality are replying the this thread
POSTING IRL PIC SO YOU FAT NECKBEARD LOSER FUCKS CAN SEE WHAT A REAL MAN LOOKS LIKE
>>702450600
OK FATSO.............I LOVE THE LONELY FAT ASS DELUSIONAL FUCKS ...IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING ELSE TO DO...YOU WOULD BE FUCKING DOING IT , YOU DON'T SO YOU ARE HERE...AGAIN..ALONE..MISERABLE AND TOO FUCKING GOOFY AND COWARDLY TO END YOUR MISERABLE WORTHLESS EXISTENCE
>>702449533
Ed O'Neill?
>>702450733
AND YOU FAILED AT THAT TOO.......SIGH.....4CHAN NEVER DISAPPOINTS
>>702449050
Yes
Yes
Yes
What do I win?
>>702449050
I dropped acid today with some friends and then we walked around downtown since there was a big football game happening but now we're back home and now I'm here
>>702450883
IE. I DRANK MOUNTAIN DEW ALL DAY, MY TUMMY HURTED SO MUMMY GAVE ME A BLOW JOB AND SWALLOWED
>>702450758
ACTUALLY i DONT THERES 2 PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE, IM JUST IN MAH HOUSE NIGA.
How are you all falling for this
>>702450721
THIS.....YOU WIN THE PRIZE OF DESPAIR REALITY. AT LEAST YOU "GET IT'.
>>702450987
OF COURSE 2 PEOPLE: MUMMY AND THE NIGGER SHE'S FUCKING FOR THE ROCK
>>702451029
TRUTH HURTS. YOU LONELY BALDING 50 YEAR OLDS CAN'T RESIST THIS ONE. THE LONELY BALDING 17 YEAR OLDS ARE WORSE.
>>702449050
Yeah or i couldnt make plans since i had to work?
>>702451223
IT TAKES A 3 MINUTE PHONE CALL TO SET SOMETHING UP LONELY DELUSIONAL FAT FUCK...OF COURSE YOU NEED FRIENDS FOR THAT TO WORK
>>702451133
mommhy and daddy :) and my dog named Peter hehe :)
>>702451327
NAHHHH FUCK YOU
>>702451327
YOU NAMED YOUR REAL DOLL PETER?FUCKING CRUEL
>>702451316
Clearly I didn't make myself clear but this is obv bait anyways so whatev
>>702449050
Son, if you'll be an hero do it already, no need to beg for a roast, you life roasted you to the bone and you are too tired to go on.
>>702451434
3 FUCKING MINUTES......3
>>702449050
I m authisc or what, but I dont see nothing wrong with enjoy videogames and books in a saturday night.
Everything on /b/ has already happened at least once before. Including this.
Somehow, that takes every last bit of bile out of this thread.
lmao i worked a double shift today, i'm here because i want a quick fap during the Auburn game before i go to sleep
>>702449050
I'm married, taking a bath presently, about to grub some food, have a few beers, tuck the kids in and then fuck my wife for 20 minutes before nodding off to sleep in my king size bed in the house I own.
Why you gotta hate?
>>702449050
being this young
yea ok kiddo
>>702449050
Actually im here because im taking a dump.
I'm here while I wait for my train to go downtown and get fucked up with my friends
I bet there's even an oldfag still here that remembers when this thread was real.
Work as a crime scene investigator. Just waiting for a call.. Glad to say 4chan, Best gore made things easier.
Is OP high
>>702451797
pic and timestamp that shit or it didn't happen
>>702452022
90% chance this is stale pasta. I wonder how often this thread pops up?
>>702449050
I'm at work with nothing better to do. So.
>>702452126
He can't because it didn't. Very little on /b/ is real.
If you give him some time, he will show you a timestamp, that at some point was used in a pic, that was at one time taken when some Anon. was 4chan'ing on the pot. But it will not be him.
>>702449050
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>>702451513
if it isnt the famous red-texter from 6+3-1/pol/
ALL CAPS
Once I get a car and have some spending money (soon). I will be out and about, probably never even come to /b again. Not 4chan. /b
>>702452472
Anons should've set a match to that place when most of them walked out the door.
>>702449050
which one are you sweetheart?
>>702449050
Some saturdays I am sick and/or there is 2 feet of water outside because of a hurricane, and/or I just don't feel like going out, and/or I just want to drink beer at home without going out.
Thanks for projecting OP
>>702449050
Hoo boy, all this projection. Your life sounds sad, OP. I hope one day you can find the courage to blow your brains out.
>>702449050
Or maybe my wife left for night shift after I gave her a beautiful orgasm, and now I'm just finishing out the night browsing the shit
>>702450155
Kek
>>702452734
You are OP.
>>702449050
I'm 28. I'm too old to even be awake this late.
>>702452853
Well, no. I'm anon. OP is OP.
>>702449050
I'm here for the lulz, plus you know, j-law's titty
>>702452641
true
>YOU DON'T 'HATE PEOPLE', THEY HATE YOU AND YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BE ALONE
but he's mostly correct here, that's why everyone gets so defensive
>>702452958
I have no way of knowing that's true.
>>702449050
I got strep throat and my girl coming over anyway later.
Just to sleep next to me.
Do you envy me?
>>702449050
You got it
>>702449050
Pretty spot on OP
I'm an insomniac
>>702449050
Nah I'm here cause going out a lot gets boring after a while and I'd rather fuck my girlfriend in my bed than in a alley somewhere near clubs
Or some of us work tomorrow
It's saturday?
>>702449050
Oh yeah, what about those of us that work tomorrow? I also spent a good chunk of tonight drinking at work/prepping for this nig'easter...
>>702453158
Everything on /b/ is. That's why you faggots are always desperate for OC: the great lie of 4chan is that /b/ is random or that anything new happens on it.
>>702449050
What if I'm just here out of habit because /b/ is entertaining and I'm trying to stay off alcohol?
I'm here because:
I am married
I love my music and my headgear
drinking
working tomorrow
live with the coolest dog on the planet
have mortgages to pay
you are so wrong O.P.
I feel kinda crap for no reason i am aware of. I actually have lots of opportunities for socialization or fucking today, but i'm just not feeling it.
I could even get high if i wanted to, but i don't like to get high when i feel bad, i prefer to get high when i'm already feeling good.
I'm thinking about just going to sleep, see if i feel better in 9 hours.
I'm at home now because I just got off work, which means I just came home to have dinner with my GF.
We'll probably watch an episode or two of something on Netflix, spend an hour having sex, take a shower, and go to bed.
Pretty average night, really.
>working 12 hour night shift
>will probably wake up to gf bringing me Popeyes chicken and a smoothie
>get sucked off before she sends me back to work where I shit post on /b/
>feels good not being the 99% of /b/abies
>>702453027
Everything I say is the truth, except for the things that are lies.
>>702449050
Married. So, yeah, you at least got the lack of social life part right. Kinda. brb going to fuck my wife.
>>702449692
Colin Farrel is the ugly version of Ryan Renalds
>>702449050
Literally reading this next to my sleeping, real life, longterm girlfriend, longing for the days when the bait was clever.
>>702449050
It's Sunday you capslock jamming meme forcing refugee from summer /b/ grab ass two bit son of a syphilitic whore mother fucker.
>>702453328
The great lie
dulce et decorum est
pro patria mori
-w. owen
>>702453732
I don't know what the fuck that means, but i know dulce leche is an AWESOME ice cream.
>>702449050
Im working on an ambulance faggit, yousa bitch-ass bitch boy
>>702453469
I get paid to shitpost. Not because I shitpost at work, but because shitposting is my work.
Hillary Clinton has already given us more jobs than Obama. Look at me, she gave me one.
Correcting the record. All I have to do is shit post on 4chan and I get paid 2,000 a week. Hillary for President 2016
>>702449050
I'm a shemale who had a 3 way today with a doctor and his hot again wife, I hardly am a boring shut in
>>702453903
>again
asian*
god damn fake nails and smartphones
>>702451062
>THIS.....YOU WIN THE PRIZE OF DESPAIR REALITY. AT LEAST YOU "GET IT'.
he's gone now, but I recognized him from this post, he mostly spams 3+5/pol/ with nihilistic truth, unfortunately he's quite correct
all that nationalist "muh pure aryan" crap gets anyone is brutal existence followed by illness and death, its distraction
I come here to laugh at faggot OPs like this one
>>702449050
wrong. it's 1:36 pm
>>702453782
same fag here
how sweet and befitting it is to die for your country(loosely translated)
>>702449050
I honestly don't know why I'm replying to this b8 but here goes.
I'm not fat or ugly, I'm pretty fit and while I'm not porn star pretty I don't require a barf bag. I'm pretty sure if I wanted to I could get myself a bae if I actually put myself out there. But here I am, lurking on /b/ for no other reason than to feel something.
Most days I just feel so incredibly numb. Going through the motions of life and wondering if I should just an hero and be done with it all. I'm not particularly suicidal but if you held a gun to me I'd probably laugh and call you a fag.
I'm kind of used to the numbness now and it's stopped bothering me. I got used the the feeling of worthlessness and knowing I'd never amount to anything. Hell, I was born just to keep a danmed marriage alive and I failed in that.
I don't know what it is about /b/ but for some reason you guys just always seem to have exactly what I need to break away from the numbness for just a few seconds.
Sometimes its a rekt bread and sometimes it's a feels one.
It's a Saturday night and I'm here because there's nowhere else I'd rather be.
>>702453903
Tits or GTFO faggot, or straight shemale faggot woman man with tits woman with dick
>>702451316
But some of us have jobs that pay well over 28 dollars an hour : ^ ) nice b8 tho
>>702454087
Dulce probably means sweet.
>>702449050
None of these apply to me. Fatty.
>inb4 yes they do
Can we get more pics of the woman in the op pic?
>>702454103
I ain't showing my boobs for free, I took a loan out on my bmw to pay for these
>>702454098
have you ever sucked a dick? I mean REALLY sucked a dick?
>>702454305
How about you sing Don't Stop Me Now by queen?
im here because its my weekend with my 2 year old son and hes asleep.
>>702449050
im here because i went out last night and im still too hungover to go out tonight
>>702454456
actually I hate faggot music surprisingly enough, I still love thrash metal though and though even though i'm trans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Usdoxejx1hE
>>702454567
Just start drinking again. If you aren't a borderline alcoholic every week end, you're not a winner.
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>>702453345
yet you all felt the need to defend your positions to no one for no reason
something in OP's post shook you, at least lightly
I work overnight. But yeah, thats still true, except for the fat and ugly
>>702454781
cheers but no need to wait for the weekend!
>>702454745
Are you sure you know the song i'm talking about? Queen is gay yes, but their music is not "faggot" music.
And that does exist. Like, here is some faggot music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK4fJhbRL1g
>>702449050
Yeah, what do you wanna do? Fight about it? I'm also poor.
wew lad, who the fuck cares about this neckbeard? more fappening
>>702454967
>but their music is not "faggot" music
to me any music that isn't thrash is girly and gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NvbOztGigY
>>702450049
MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK AND MY DICK IS TINY
>>702449050
I got off a 12 hour shift as a patient transporter at a hospital and am browsing while shitting before sleeping.
>>702454786
I see your point but it's not universally applicable. Maybe I just dislike the negativity inherent to the thread and would like to introduce a different perspective. I don't feel hatred towards anyone here, we're all just here to kill time in the end. The reasons we have so much time to kill vary.
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>>702449050
I'm married with 3 kids. I wish I could get some alone time!
>>702455106
Yes, but those are different things. Faggoty and girly. Like here is a totally straight man singing the girliest goddamn song you've ever heard in your life: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eQQKVKjifQ
>>702454786
No, you misunderstand me.
I'm not defending against OP.
I'm bragging.
>>702454745
>calls Queen faggot music
>is actually faggot
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>>702455308
its just how my mind works, if its not thrash then its some kind of girly fucking song about love, its always about love but with thrash its about politics, legends, and war so its cool and an escape from the rest of my life being girly as fuck. Like sometimes bras and panties are lame and cringey and I just want to blow my eardrums out.
>stops paying attention to the thread and just starts listening to tiny tim music.
>>702455196
> I just dislike the negativity inherent to the thread
there is something inherently positive about washing ones face in the brutal waters of their dire situation, this type of language acts as a drawing salve to bring the root of peoples misery to the surface to be faced and possibly expelled
>>702454263
look up the fappening newfag
>>702449050
#3 unfortunately. I just want to die peacefully on my sleep.
>>702449050
I am gay and I have a boyfriend, Soon I will be living with him and will never be bored enough to go on this site again.
Think about it, having a computer in 2016 doesn't mean much. Here are your options:
Youtube
Which has been killed off by kids obbessed with lets players and reactors that do not understand that the youtubers do not give a shit about their audience and only care about easy money.
Which is just insanely boring and always has been.
Gaming
Which has gone to complete shit with 1 game that everyone will be exited about for an entire year only to find out that it is shit and the developers have lied about the game and run away with everyones pre order money
on 4chan you just keep refreshing the front page until a slightly interesting thread appears and see how many (you)s you can get.
I don't want to sound like someone living in the past, but holy shit things used to be so much better just 10 years ago. Cannot wait until I no longer need the internet and my PC for entertainment.
>>702449050
>calls us faggots because we're on /b/ on Saturday
>makes a /b/ thread on Saturday
>mfw
>>702455705
I like to do things the hard way.
>>702454786
>>702455623
you don't like psychedelic?
>>702449050
Taking a shit while watching movie with my fiancee
/thread
>>702455748
It's alright. You can go. Another will just take your place, and our overlords at Google will have their quota for CAPTCHAs filled.
God damnit Google. Don't you know what a store looks like by now? DON'T YOU KNOW WHICH PARTS OF THE IMAGE CONTAIN THE STREET SIGNS? WHEN WILL I BE FREEEEE~
>>702455815
This is the easy way, looking the shit up is the hard way.
>>702449050
>115 lbs
>10 good friends, nice guy
>if i wanted to i'd do it, i own guns
>not edgy, cool, or superior, is actually semibetafag
>has gf
Welp, looks like your thread just fell apart
>>702456103
Asking /b/tards for anything is clearly the hard way. Often times the impossible way.
>>702455942
not really, when I get stoned I hit the doom metal
though I did get anal from the doctor at around noon and we listened to 50 cent candy shop and I rimmed his wife as I got fucked, very good day, asian women always have a nice smelling vag
>>702456183
It's hard for you, not for me.
So if op's pic is from the fappening, that means that person is some kind of celebrity, right? Who is she?
>>702449050
ugly and anti social
>did hit the asian massage brothel earlier
>>702456230
I'm sorry, are you saying that you were anally penetrated by your doctor as you ate her asshole and vagina?
while listening to 50 cent?
I wonder what you do when listening to Biggie
>>702449050
>projecting
Speak for yourself fag.
>>702449050
Actually I'm waiting for a friend to arrive at my place, so...
Only 50 cent song i know is the one that was dubbed over the jehovah witnesses doing sign language asking deaf people not to masturbate.
>>702456507
I said today I fucked a couple I met on ok cupid, the wife wanted some spice in her life so she called me, I get couples a lot for this reason. She was asian and he was a white doctor in his mid 30's yet very patrick bateman like. I fucked her, sucked him, he fucked me and I ate her out. That's the life of a tranny until I can afford vaginoplasty.
>>702449050
>OR ANTI SOCIAL
Nothing triggers me more than when people misuse the term anti-social.
FUCK.
YOU.
>>702449050
>1) YOU ARE FAT, UGLY OR ANTI SOCIAL. MOST LIKELY ALL THREE.
B and C for me.
>2) YOU DON'T 'HATE PEOPLE', THEY HATE YOU AND YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BE ALONE
Why can't it be both?
>3) YOU ARE TOO COWARDLY FOR SUICIDE
Eh. I suppose.
>>702449050
>noticing that it is Saturday night
stfu fucking casual
>>702456843
In my opinion that's just a horrible name for the disorder they named it for. The common understanding of antisocial is FAR more appropriate.
>>702456816
Do you mind if I ask what gender you originally were/what gender you are transitioning into?
I'm assuming you are going from female to male? If I offend you at all, I want you to know that I do not mean to. It's not every day you meet a trans on /b/
>>702457288
>It's not every day you meet a trans on /b/
My girlfriend is staying at her dad's place tonight. I'm drunk as fuck, tired of monster hunter and don't feel like going out tonight.
I just want to look at stupid shit like I used to 8+ years ago. Is that too much to ask?
Stop fucking yelling at me.
>>702457288
male to female, hence my cock
>>702449050
Isn't suicide the coward's way out?
>>702457406
How is this not the stupid shit you saw 8 years ago? Because we call these people trans now instead of traps?
>>702457366
Well, I mean in terms of personal conversation and not just in passing, I guess there are a few of them that browse here.
>>702457513
I was replying to the OP and not this SJW thing.
I thought traps were just passable trans people or whatever have you back then.
I wouldn't call a non-passing trans person a trap.
>>702449050
what about just old and don't give a fuck about that stupid kid shit anymore?
>>702457419
Ah, I got it.
So, clear this up for me real quick; you like Thrash metal because it isn't all about " some kind of girly fucking song about love", then why are you transitioning into the "girly" gender?
>>702457267
>The common understanding of antisocial is FAR more appropriate.
No, it's not. Unsociable, introverted, withdrawn, reclusive are all much better words.
Anti (against) social (society, or societies norms, rules, regulations etc)
I'm only here because I'm hiding from Candleja
>>702449050
maybe they wouldn't hate you if you didn't type all in caps, faggot
>>702457449
That is just some bullshit that people indiscriminately against suicide say to try to guilt suicidal people into not killing themselves. And in fact, it totally fails at that because suicidal people are not total morons.
>>702457901
you stupid fu
>>702457901
Dumbass. You have to say Candlejack's name before you get abdu
>>702457762
>too young to fight and die in WW2
>too old to live forever
>Just the right age to mingle with the youngest social rejects of the current happening generation
Shit's lit, fam
>>702449050
All of those things are true about me, but I still consider myself better, cooler, and generally superior to everyone else. Because I am.
:)
>>702457892
Against socializing. Antisocial. It's obviously appropriate. Interpreting social to mean "social norms" is completely not the obvious immediate meaning, it's the meaning that the DISORDER is talking about.
>>702457964
I'll be honest here.
I'm a believer of "suicide is the coward's way out"
I have never said that because I was trying to save some suicidal's life.
I said it because I am a firm believer and I don't want to be associated with any pathetic cowards
>>702458088
man people are just to crazy anymore, especially the younger generations. have you seen how girls treat their guys anymore? so it's like common practice for them to have side dudes and stupid shit like that. no thanks, i dun did my time, kiddo.
>>702457892
Your reasoning is that
Antisocial = Anarchist/rebel
Unsociable, introverted, withdrawn, reclusive = simply shy.
Thanks for correcting my pronouns, genderqueer
>>702457958
Caps lock is cruise control for cool faggot
>>702457831
its a way to keep myself from becoming a complete woman. Like besides thrash metal, nothing in my life is masculine anymore, not my routine, not my clothes, not my habits or hobbies.
>>702449050
I'm just here because I'm bored...smoke weed
>>702449050
not only r u wrong, but in the light of recent info i got about jlaw, how shes a spoiled, inconsiderate brat, whos not in the game long enough to learn to suck it up, that im happy her privacy was violated, not only, cuz i had a kick out of her nudity, but also she actually deserves it.
im actually decent looking, not fat or ugly. but completely anti social beta fag.
not the least bit disillusioned either.
too much of a coward to talk to girls. no male friends cuz they all moved away. long and short of it.
>>702449050
>speaking from personal experience
>>702458411
keep on rockin faggot
>>702449050
>>702449050
>2) YOU DON'T 'HATE PEOPLE', THEY HATE YOU AND YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BE ALONE
im pretty sure that i hate you
>>702458396
No, he's thinking about the disorder antisocial personality disorder. And is claiming that using antisocial in it's obvious, immediately understandable common definition of being against socializing is misusing it. When the real problem is that they named that disorder terribly.
It's like scientists really really need to stop telling people they don't understand what a "Theory" is and just use a different word, because people are never ever ever going to stop thinking of theory as meaning conjecture.
>>702458411
>thrash metal
>masculine
Pick one.
>>702458596
thanks I guess
>>702457901
dude! sweet candlejack pictu
>>702458861
??
I don't get it. What's
>>702458255
Interpreting "social" to the act of socializing is not the obvious immediate meaning.
>so·cial
ˈsōSHəl/Submit
adjective
1.
of or relating to society or its organization.
"alcoholism is recognized as a major social problem"
You're misdefining social.
>>702458740
The "common" definition of "literally" is the opposite of literally. I give no shits about what the unwashed masses think, as they're wrong 100% of the time.
See: Literally.
>>702458385
I think what's happening is there's a big spinning wheel, and people are born staring at it. It keeps going faster, but those people liked it when it went slower. And then new people are born with a faster wheel, never knowing the slower wheel, and they like the wheel as it is, but the wheel is only going to go faster, and more people are newly born with an even faster wheel, and it goes on.
Or maybe the wheel just goes the same speed, and we just want it to go even slower as we go older.
you were alive when school let their students be independent and free-thinking. Sure there were problems, but we still made profit as a country. I kinda want to feel what it was like to be alive back then.
>>702449050
JUST CHECKING 4CHAN ON MY PHONE AT THE CLUB
O SHIT GOT TO GO GUYS THESE LADIES ARE GRINDIN SO HARD ON MUH DICK
>>702457901
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>>702458861
This is now a Candlejack thre
>>702458411
Sorry for not replying immediately, I was typing out a lengthy comment to another anon.
So you want it badly enough to go through a sex change, but you still don't want to become a "complete woman"?
>>702459037
Stupid newfriend
>>702459042
When they change the name of that disorder, as they occasionally do when they make new DSM's, are you going to decide that people are suddenly using antisocial correctly?
>>702449050
4) I work tomorrow
>>702459299
this is a bruce lee thread. quick name three things that aren't bruce lee:
1. bananas
2. candle jack
3. bru
Lmao i just got home from going out with friends, still talking to them rn while playing vidya, going out again tomorrow with all of them, huge circle of friends, great social life, not manlet, great grades (4.1 GPA) lmao and ur trying to make me fell bad on fucking /b/ cuz it makes u feel cool lmaooooo
>>702450758
This wasn't my best fap
>>702459537
Nice combo, but you shouldn't have said Candlejack's na
>>702459389
No.
the literal definition of anti-social is against society.
Just because they may colloquialize the term doesn't mean anti-social will lose its meaning. Or be any less correct when describing one with the characteristics of ASPD.
I had work until an hour ago and now I'm just here for the porn.
>>702460133
>Just because they may colloquialize the term doesn't mean anti-social will lose its meaning.
Yeah it does. That's how words change meaning. That's how they get new meanings. Literally is not the first word to assume its opposite due to improper usage. Sometimes words are used sarcastically so often they assume the opposite meaning too.
And again, against society is not the most appropriate description of those with ASPD, making even its usage there inappropriate. They are not AGAINST society, they are indifferent to it.
tru
>>702449050
WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMBNUTS? DID YOUR MOMMY AND DADDY NOT TOUCH YOU ENOUGH WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD?
>>702449050
im "working"
>>702461154
daddy touched him too much
>>702460393
>Yeah it does
So literally doesn't mean literally anymore then, right?
Wrong.
>They are not AGAINST society, they are indifferent to it.
Not all people with ASPD are against it, but many will act contrary to it, whether it be out of disdain for it, or just sheer indifference.
>>702449050
Actually I got a job and I can shit post all day why are you wasting your life here?
>>702449050
Only partly true. I workout five times a week and am pretty fit. Have a girlfriend, she is just asleep. Don't want to commit suicide.
I am pretty anti social though. I could say I'm working on it, but I'm not.
>>702461467
>So literally doesn't mean literally anymore then, right?
Literally both means literally and figuratively. It's usage as literally has greeeeeatly fallen out of favor though.
>Not all people with ASPD are against it
>just sheer indifference.
Thus the name of the disorder is inappropriate. Q.E.D.
>>702449050
it is a sunday afternoon where i live so HAH
>>702449050
>2) YOU DON'T 'HATE PEOPLE', THEY HATE YOU AND YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BE ALONE
It's actually the other way around. I hate people and I choose to be alone and I'm loving it.
My job requires me to talk to people and they only talk to me when there's an issue with their shipment. :(
lotsa hot chicks though.
>>702449960
>>702461455
:3
>>702449050
Or
4) YOU HAVE TON SHIT OF HOMEWORK BECAUSE YOU PROCRASTINATED IT ALL THE WEEK AND NOW YOU HAVE TO DO IT ALL IN 2 DAYS AND YOU LITTLE SHIT ARE STILL PROCRASTINATING IN /b/ GET BACK TO YOUR HOMEWORK YOU FUCK STOP WRITING THIS REPLY
>>702449050
you are right about no.2
but i dont give a shit, so gtfo of my realm
I'm actually only here because I'm broke. If I had money I'd be out at a bar.
>>702461701
>Thus the name of the disorder is inappropriate. Q.E.D.
No, the thing is they ACT against society. They may not all be anarchic so to speak. But almost all of them will act against societies norms.
>>702449050
simmer down billy mays
>>702449050
I'm actually at work
All of my attempts at being social, at going out and have fun always end up with me being bored to tears wishing i was home instead.
I'm at home, sitting on a nice chair, eating snacks, listening to music that i do enjoy. I'm fine.
>>702462234
>No, the thing is they ACT against society.
No they don't, not necessarily, which you yourself have admitted: >>702461467
In fact, ASPD doesn't GUARANTEE a person will break the law or hurt people or any of that shit, it just deprives victims of the disorder of some of the social instincts which makes it much more likely that those without the disorder will not break the law or hurt people. There are in fact plenty of law abiding, gainfully employed, altogether successful victims of ASPD - working in the society which you say their disorder definitionally makes them AGAINST.
The DSM has made crap names before. And it will makes crap names in the future. And currently, that's a crap name for that disorder.
>>702462663
I said they're not all against society, meaning they have no problem "fitting" to gain personally.
That being said, they almost always will lie, or cheat to gain. (acting against societies morals)
You're taking way too much out of context, anon.
>>702449050
Do you faggots who claim to be married or have gfs think it's any better lol. It actually makes it worse that you're on this site, how fucking ugly and/or boring must your fake wives be.
my 2 gfs keep me companya and by girlfriends i mean my hands
>>702454305
fake tits mean OP hates herself too, plastic barbie is projecting like whoa.
>>702449050
well I mean its 1:30 am here so I have no reason to even be out
Because I am dying of cancer and look like shit from my latest chemo treatment.
OP is a faggot
I'm here and not out because i have fucking work tomorrow you fat lonely pussy.
>>702449050
why are you projecting so much?
>>702449050
I'm fairly good looking, normal shape, got lot of friends. It's early in the morning where i live and soon ill be off to work. I work in a public science centre with hordes of kids and idiot visitors and i gotta tell you that i hate 99 out of each hundred of them. Still that is an empty phrase, i wouldnt wish ill to anyone (just don't like the generał concept of them being in the same building with me). I wouldnt even think about self-harm.
To sum up - 1. No 2. No and 3. Nope
I'm actually at work.
>>702460184
All of this.
>>702452602
This.indeed
>>702452835
NIGHT SHIFT WHERE? AT THE WHORE HOUSE>?
>>702453034
AHHH ..FAT FUCK HAS ROMANTIC DELUSIONS
>>702449050
It's Sunday morning and I'm here because I'm hungover from last night. Now post more of J-Law's jiggly bits.
>>702453454
I'M GOING TO HAVE SEX TOO.....FOR ONE OUR...WITH MY HAND..MAYBE WE SHOULD SWAP ONE DAY?
>>702450106
>\b\
>not /b/
go back to mirror world /d/ please
>>702449050
Im playing fallout 4 waiting for my lady friend to reply
>>702454075
NOPE SHIT HEAD...YOU CAME HERE FOR SAME REASON WE ALL CAME HERE...WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO ONE OR NOTHING BETTER
>>702456052
HOW'S YOUR CAT ENJOYING THE MOVIE FUCK FACE?
>>702470075
HMMM..LADY FRIEND? NEVER HEARD SOMEONE CALL THEIR MOM THAT. WEIRD
>>702464073
THEY DON'T HAVE JACK SHIT. THEY HAVE THIS ROMANTIC FANTASY THAT ONCE THEY GET A GF OR WIFE SHE WILL ALLOW HM TO SIT ON HIS FAT 5000 POUND ASS WHILE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES FOR 12 HOURS AND SURFING FOR CHILD PORN ON /B WHILE BRING HIM FOOD AND GIVING HIM BJ'S ALL DAY IN HIS MOMMY'S BASEMENT.
HEY HAVE ZERO FUCKING CLUE WHAT WOMEN ARE REALLY LIKE THUS MAKE UP THIS SHIT UP
>>702470504
WHAT DOES IT MATTER? LIFE IS TORMENT, RIGHT???
>>702470907
STFU AND USE LOWER CASE BITCH. UPPER CASE IS MY SHTICK YOU LONELY FAT ASS
>>702471039
I'M JUST HERE WAITING BECAUSE MY FIRST QT GF JUST LEFT AND NOW MY SECOND ONE IS COMING OVER AND I HAVE A FAMILY AND AM TOTALLY NOT FAT
not everyone lives in your timezone fuckwit
>>702472800
nigger
>>702473375
YEAH BUT EVERYONE LIVES IN MY "ZONE" IE. ALONE AND ON HERE...SO FUCK U FAT FUCKING JEW FUCK
>>702449050
are you off your meds again OP
>>702474386
ARE YOU ON THEM DELUSIONAL FAT FAG?
I'm here because me and my friends left the bar, it's after 2 fucking AM.
We work and shit, so at night we like to actually get some sleep.
>>702474456
thats some lethal amounts of projection
>>702474518
SO BASICALLY YOU ARE A DELUSIONAL LONELY FAT FUCK WITH NO FRIENDS AND NO ABILITY TO FORM A COMPREHENSIBLE SENTENCE?
>>702474577
SURE IT IS FAT LONELY FUCK.
>>702474733
>implying friends mean anything.
people suck, i prefer to deal with my own shit instead of including other autists whining to me about their bullshit too.
>>702474845
LOL......... YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS BECAUSE YOU ARE THE LONELY AUTISTIC FAT FUCK WHINER
>>702474577
iknowrite?
>>702474896
project much?
nice caps btw.
now you should get mommy to turn off caps lock for you, mmkay?
>>702475007
STOP SAME FAGGING LONELY FAT FUCK BALDING 50 YEAR OLD FAT FUCK SAME FAG
You sure got that right OP lol
>>702474733
>>702474896
>>702471039
>>702471446
>calling everyone a fat fuck.
>is probably a land whale with severe mental health issues.
>lol
actually it's sunday morning where I live. I'm so fucking hangovered I wanna cry like a baby. That's probably the main reason I'm here I guess.
>>702475119
>>702475007
OK SAME FAG. IT'S REALLY LONELY AFTER MOMMY GOES TO SLEEP HUH LONELY 50 YEAR OLD BALDING FAT FAG. DON'T WORRY. IN THE MORNING MUMMY BRINGS YOU TO CHURCH AND GIVES YOU YOUR WEEKLY BLOW JOB.YAYYYY!!!
>>702475124
>>702475264
seek help
>>702475437
>>702475404
>>702475233
SAME FAG IS LONELY 50 YEAR OLD SAME FAG
>>702475264
alrighty then.
>>702475233
egofag
>>702475502
>>702449050
underage boy really need to fuck off
it sounds like some boys from your highschool knocked the shit out of you then raped your ass and this is the only place you can vent
also youre going around w caps lock on acting all tough and shit being a big hypocrite and probably hating yourself for being all of the above
Or you work nights on weekends. Fuq off m80
>>702451316
buddy you really sound like your having some passive aggressive issues and i recommend your dumb short stupid ass sees a doctor real soon
but realistically what is there to do at 2 am like do you really expect someone to see this post and be like
>oh shit gotta set something up right now or else i cant prove myself to the most worthless idiot on the whole fucking net
like you cant really be that dumb can you
>>702450406
i mean you are the one who is claiming to be an alpha male right
you more or less are i mean if not then youre a dumbass for trying to tell people what theyre doing wrong
>>702475654
>posts
YOU WISH FAT FUCK..THAT'S TARANTINO..WE DON'T HAVE 1/100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 WHAT HE HAS..WE CAN'T AFFORD THE COFFEE HE HAS YOU FAT FUCKING MOMMA'S BOY CUNT
>>702475864
dude..op hurt you because he struck a nerve fag
>>702449272
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
are you actually retarded buddy
>>702475996
bitch couldn't afford the plastic tits so she had to take out a loan on her shit tier bmw
>>702476086
not really
in fact i would say op is the one w a problem my dude
but if you want to back an autist thats your choice
>>702470504
Your mom is sucking my dick too
>>702475996
are you on meth dude
>>702476227
nah....he's right about u ain't he? that's why you got all whiny huh cunt?
>>702476276
no one's sucking ur dick summer fag..go to sleep.school starts soon.
>>702460184
high five brah
>>702455268
>>702455070
this bitch lives like a fucking pig, she should be bred and forgotten by a bbc
>>702476417
lmao
dude are you jsut op with the caps lock off?
cause youre coming off like just as if not more autistic
i mean you clicked the thread too buddy dont pretend like you came here just to back this retard
he's literally replied to 20 posts with the same 3 things
>>702476417
>>702476475
same fag
>>702450155
rule #39
>>702449050
>mfw people fall for this b8
also, 4chan is pretty sweet, a decent community in most boards, intellectual discussion, even sometimes in /b/! but damn, op and the rest of you guys actually investing bitterness and hateful conversation into a website like this, jesus, i mean i got my own problems, but damn haha, i guess im alright
>>702476556
dude....ur here too dummy....you are a lonely fat faggot and r whiny cuz op was spot on with u huh fatso???...suicide self please....cringe fag
>>702449050
4) Different timezone
>>702476859
and
5) lonely fat faggot as op described....
>>702476814
LMAO YOU ACTUALLY ARE HOLY SHIT
im lolin
sorry but i dont think youre tall enough to ride the rides buddy
>>702476936
HOLY SHIT LOL
is that you mike? kill yourself dude
>>702476955
ok lonely same fag...how miserable are you? ur tears make me happy./ur suicide would make me even happier....he really struck a nerve huh same fag?
please tell me there's someone here who see's the problem? is it even worth trying to solve with the apparent number of shit stains just shit posting? i'm kind of new but yall need to get outside or something
>>702476475
Fuck off nigger i graduated
for real i'm just bored browsing this shit on here and you guys who post nothing but pointless hateful replies to each other seriously must have some deep seated problems
>>702477077
go outside???
lmfao..these guys are scared to leave their mommy's basement..
>>702477029
>lonely same fag...
i think you mixed up the responses buddy i havent responded to you other than this pathetic attempt at an argument
also you seem like 10x as disgruntled as i am which is barely at all
like
you seem to have stuck your own pathetic nerves with this shit more than youve ever even grazed mine
>>702477191
>go outside???
at 2 am? how stupid are you nigga lmfao
>>702477142
and still in mommy's basement jerking off to child porn while his legs rot from the beetus..congrats??
>>702477200
dude..ur dying inside....only a pathetic fag would respond to something that doesn't concern him or a very lonely fat delusion fag..ie. u
>>702477191
ok but whatever the problem. you. finally. someone who said something worth saying. what the fuck is going on here? are there seriously this many people up this fucking late with nothing else to do but argue over literally nothing? i mean are you guys handicapped or disabled? then learn to code or write a fucking book or save up for a dope ass wheelchair that gets you outside AND laid. i gotta buddy who's paralyzed and he ain't doin this shit!
>>702477244
i think some fat guy fucked you man
are you fresh outta prison
are you on meth
did someone fuck your mom
im just putting together what youve put out bud you seem really disgruntled
>>702477319
ok then? you should get help instead of making fun of yourself in the third person
also its super rare the mentally challenged actually offend me
>>702477244
Mother fucker im 6'0 250 I'll beat you down like a fuckin blow up doll
>>702477347
welcome to 4chan..home of lonely delusional losers like u
>>702477470
OP is only 4'11 anyone could beat his ass down
>>702477489
you seem to know it really well buddy
>>702477528
Exactly
"IT'S BLUE CHEESE OR GO FUCK YA MOTHA." - Joey Diaz
