ATTN: ALL CITIZENS
IT IS A SATURDAY NIGHT. YOU ARE HERE BECAUSE:
1) YOU ARE FAT, UGLY OR ANTI SOCIAL. MOST LIKELY ALL THREE.
2) YOU DON'T 'HATE PEOPLE', THEY HATE YOU AND YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BE ALONE
3) YOU ARE TOO COWARDLY FOR SUICIDE
DON'T PRETEND YOU ARE EDGY, SUPERIOR, COOLER. YOU ARE NOT. YOU ARE NOT A SPECIAL LITTLE SNOW FLAKE. YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER FAT UGLY FUCK TOO SOCIALLY INEPT TO GET A GIRL; OR MAKE FRIENDS.
I'm not fat, I'm pretty physically fit.
I'm only ugly in the sense that I'm sort of an ugly version of Colin Farrel.
I am, however, autistic as fuck.
AND WHAT A DAD YOU MUST BE....INSTEAD OF SPENDING TIME WITH THEM..YOU ARE HERE?
THAT'S WHAT I WOLD BE SAYING IF SOME LOSER WAS ACTUALLY STUPID ENOUGH TO ALLOW YOU TO FUCK HER FAT ASS THREE TIMES/....BUT WE ALL KNOW YOUR MARRIED TO YOUR CAT AND HE "THEE KIDS" ARE INFLATABLE DOLLS
THANKS FOR COMING...NOW YOU FUCK OFF LONELY FAT FUCK
OH YEAH...I FORGOT THE GUYS IN OTHER "TIME ZONES" OR THE GUYS WITH GF THAT "ARE OUT OF TOWN" OR THE GUYS THAT ARE "KILLING A FEW MINUTES BEFORE THEY HEAD OUT".....ALL OF YOU= SUICIDE PLEASE
I fucked my gf in the ass last night, went to a party today, left because it was boring and went and chilled with cool friends instead. Now I'm back home playing niggerfield 1 beta.
You don't know anything bitch, don't project.
YEP...AND YOU HAVE TO CONVINCE A TOTAL STRANGER ON THE NET OF THAT "FACT" HUH LONELY 50 YEAR OLD BALDING FAT ASS,,,,,,
REALITY: YOU WERE HOME LAST NIGHT ON 4CHAN, YOU ARE HOME TONIGHT ON 4CHAN AND LET'S GUESS SUNDAY NIGHT: HOME ALONE WITH MUMMY CRUISING 4CHAN....YOU LEFT OUT THE PART WHERE MUMMY WIPES YOUR FAT ASS
Actually I wanted to stay at home. I could go to 2 different places to drink with diferent groups of friends but instead im chilling at my home becouse I want.
Op,You actually are your description so fuck you!
OK FATSO.............I LOVE THE LONELY FAT ASS DELUSIONAL FUCKS ...IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING ELSE TO DO...YOU WOULD BE FUCKING DOING IT , YOU DON'T SO YOU ARE HERE...AGAIN..ALONE..MISERABLE AND TOO FUCKING GOOFY AND COWARDLY TO END YOUR MISERABLE WORTHLESS EXISTENCE
I dropped acid today with some friends and then we walked around downtown since there was a big football game happening but now we're back home and now I'm here
I m authisc or what, but I dont see nothing wrong with enjoy videogames and books in a saturday night.
I'm married, taking a bath presently, about to grub some food, have a few beers, tuck the kids in and then fuck my wife for 20 minutes before nodding off to sleep in my king size bed in the house I own.
Why you gotta hate?
Actually im here because im taking a dump.
I'm here while I wait for my train to go downtown and get fucked up with my friends
pic and timestamp that shit or it didn't happen
He can't because it didn't. Very little on /b/ is real.
If you give him some time, he will show you a timestamp, that at some point was used in a pic, that was at one time taken when some Anon. was 4chan'ing on the pot. But it will not be him.
if it isnt the famous red-texter from 6+3-1/pol/
Some saturdays I am sick and/or there is 2 feet of water outside because of a hurricane, and/or I just don't feel like going out, and/or I just want to drink beer at home without going out.
Thanks for projecting OP
Oh yeah, what about those of us that work tomorrow? I also spent a good chunk of tonight drinking at work/prepping for this nig'easter...
I feel kinda crap for no reason i am aware of. I actually have lots of opportunities for socialization or fucking today, but i'm just not feeling it.
I could even get high if i wanted to, but i don't like to get high when i feel bad, i prefer to get high when i'm already feeling good.
I'm thinking about just going to sleep, see if i feel better in 9 hours.
I'm at home now because I just got off work, which means I just came home to have dinner with my GF.
We'll probably watch an episode or two of something on Netflix, spend an hour having sex, take a shower, and go to bed.
Pretty average night, really.
>working 12 hour night shift
>will probably wake up to gf bringing me Popeyes chicken and a smoothie
>get sucked off before she sends me back to work where I shit post on /b/
>feels good not being the 99% of /b/abies
I get paid to shitpost. Not because I shitpost at work, but because shitposting is my work.
Hillary Clinton has already given us more jobs than Obama. Look at me, she gave me one.
Correcting the record. All I have to do is shit post on 4chan and I get paid 2,000 a week. Hillary for President 2016
I'm a shemale who had a 3 way today with a doctor and his hot again wife, I hardly am a boring shut in
>THIS.....YOU WIN THE PRIZE OF DESPAIR REALITY. AT LEAST YOU "GET IT'.
he's gone now, but I recognized him from this post, he mostly spams 3+5/pol/ with nihilistic truth, unfortunately he's quite correct
all that nationalist "muh pure aryan" crap gets anyone is brutal existence followed by illness and death, its distraction
I honestly don't know why I'm replying to this b8 but here goes.
I'm not fat or ugly, I'm pretty fit and while I'm not porn star pretty I don't require a barf bag. I'm pretty sure if I wanted to I could get myself a bae if I actually put myself out there. But here I am, lurking on /b/ for no other reason than to feel something.
Most days I just feel so incredibly numb. Going through the motions of life and wondering if I should just an hero and be done with it all. I'm not particularly suicidal but if you held a gun to me I'd probably laugh and call you a fag.
I'm kind of used to the numbness now and it's stopped bothering me. I got used the the feeling of worthlessness and knowing I'd never amount to anything. Hell, I was born just to keep a danmed marriage alive and I failed in that.
I don't know what it is about /b/ but for some reason you guys just always seem to have exactly what I need to break away from the numbness for just a few seconds.
Sometimes its a rekt bread and sometimes it's a feels one.
It's a Saturday night and I'm here because there's nowhere else I'd rather be.
None of these apply to me. Fatty.
>inb4 yes they do
yet you all felt the need to defend your positions to no one for no reason
something in OP's post shook you, at least lightly
Are you sure you know the song i'm talking about? Queen is gay yes, but their music is not "faggot" music.
And that does exist. Like, here is some faggot music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK4fJhbRL1g
wew lad, who the fuck cares about this neckbeard? more fappening
I see your point but it's not universally applicable. Maybe I just dislike the negativity inherent to the thread and would like to introduce a different perspective. I don't feel hatred towards anyone here, we're all just here to kill time in the end. The reasons we have so much time to kill vary.
Yes, but those are different things. Faggoty and girly. Like here is a totally straight man singing the girliest goddamn song you've ever heard in your life: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eQQKVKjifQ
No, you misunderstand me.
I'm not defending against OP.
its just how my mind works, if its not thrash then its some kind of girly fucking song about love, its always about love but with thrash its about politics, legends, and war so its cool and an escape from the rest of my life being girly as fuck. Like sometimes bras and panties are lame and cringey and I just want to blow my eardrums out.
> I just dislike the negativity inherent to the thread
there is something inherently positive about washing ones face in the brutal waters of their dire situation, this type of language acts as a drawing salve to bring the root of peoples misery to the surface to be faced and possibly expelled
I am gay and I have a boyfriend, Soon I will be living with him and will never be bored enough to go on this site again.
Think about it, having a computer in 2016 doesn't mean much. Here are your options:
Which has been killed off by kids obbessed with lets players and reactors that do not understand that the youtubers do not give a shit about their audience and only care about easy money.
Which is just insanely boring and always has been.
Which has gone to complete shit with 1 game that everyone will be exited about for an entire year only to find out that it is shit and the developers have lied about the game and run away with everyones pre order money
on 4chan you just keep refreshing the front page until a slightly interesting thread appears and see how many (you)s you can get.
I don't want to sound like someone living in the past, but holy shit things used to be so much better just 10 years ago. Cannot wait until I no longer need the internet and my PC for entertainment.
>calls us faggots because we're on /b/ on Saturday
>makes a /b/ thread on Saturday
Taking a shit while watching movie with my fiancee
It's alright. You can go. Another will just take your place, and our overlords at Google will have their quota for CAPTCHAs filled.
God damnit Google. Don't you know what a store looks like by now? DON'T YOU KNOW WHICH PARTS OF THE IMAGE CONTAIN THE STREET SIGNS? WHEN WILL I BE FREEEEE~
>10 good friends, nice guy
>if i wanted to i'd do it, i own guns
>not edgy, cool, or superior, is actually semibetafag
Welp, looks like your thread just fell apart
not really, when I get stoned I hit the doom metal
though I did get anal from the doctor at around noon and we listened to 50 cent candy shop and I rimmed his wife as I got fucked, very good day, asian women always have a nice smelling vag
I'm sorry, are you saying that you were anally penetrated by your doctor as you ate her asshole and vagina?
while listening to 50 cent?
I wonder what you do when listening to Biggie
I said today I fucked a couple I met on ok cupid, the wife wanted some spice in her life so she called me, I get couples a lot for this reason. She was asian and he was a white doctor in his mid 30's yet very patrick bateman like. I fucked her, sucked him, he fucked me and I ate her out. That's the life of a tranny until I can afford vaginoplasty.
>OR ANTI SOCIAL
Nothing triggers me more than when people misuse the term anti-social.
>1) YOU ARE FAT, UGLY OR ANTI SOCIAL. MOST LIKELY ALL THREE.
B and C for me.
>2) YOU DON'T 'HATE PEOPLE', THEY HATE YOU AND YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BE ALONE
Why can't it be both?
>3) YOU ARE TOO COWARDLY FOR SUICIDE
Eh. I suppose.
Do you mind if I ask what gender you originally were/what gender you are transitioning into?
I'm assuming you are going from female to male? If I offend you at all, I want you to know that I do not mean to. It's not every day you meet a trans on /b/
My girlfriend is staying at her dad's place tonight. I'm drunk as fuck, tired of monster hunter and don't feel like going out tonight.
I just want to look at stupid shit like I used to 8+ years ago. Is that too much to ask?
Stop fucking yelling at me.
Well, I mean in terms of personal conversation and not just in passing, I guess there are a few of them that browse here.
I was replying to the OP and not this SJW thing.
I thought traps were just passable trans people or whatever have you back then.
I wouldn't call a non-passing trans person a trap.
what about just old and don't give a fuck about that stupid kid shit anymore?
Ah, I got it.
So, clear this up for me real quick; you like Thrash metal because it isn't all about " some kind of girly fucking song about love", then why are you transitioning into the "girly" gender?
>The common understanding of antisocial is FAR more appropriate.
No, it's not. Unsociable, introverted, withdrawn, reclusive are all much better words.
Anti (against) social (society, or societies norms, rules, regulations etc)
I'm only here because I'm hiding from Candleja
That is just some bullshit that people indiscriminately against suicide say to try to guilt suicidal people into not killing themselves. And in fact, it totally fails at that because suicidal people are not total morons.
>too young to fight and die in WW2
>too old to live forever
>Just the right age to mingle with the youngest social rejects of the current happening generation
Shit's lit, fam
Against socializing. Antisocial. It's obviously appropriate. Interpreting social to mean "social norms" is completely not the obvious immediate meaning, it's the meaning that the DISORDER is talking about.
I'll be honest here.
I'm a believer of "suicide is the coward's way out"
I have never said that because I was trying to save some suicidal's life.
I said it because I am a firm believer and I don't want to be associated with any pathetic cowards
man people are just to crazy anymore, especially the younger generations. have you seen how girls treat their guys anymore? so it's like common practice for them to have side dudes and stupid shit like that. no thanks, i dun did my time, kiddo.
its a way to keep myself from becoming a complete woman. Like besides thrash metal, nothing in my life is masculine anymore, not my routine, not my clothes, not my habits or hobbies.
not only r u wrong, but in the light of recent info i got about jlaw, how shes a spoiled, inconsiderate brat, whos not in the game long enough to learn to suck it up, that im happy her privacy was violated, not only, cuz i had a kick out of her nudity, but also she actually deserves it.
im actually decent looking, not fat or ugly. but completely anti social beta fag.
not the least bit disillusioned either.
too much of a coward to talk to girls. no male friends cuz they all moved away. long and short of it.
No, he's thinking about the disorder antisocial personality disorder. And is claiming that using antisocial in it's obvious, immediately understandable common definition of being against socializing is misusing it. When the real problem is that they named that disorder terribly.
It's like scientists really really need to stop telling people they don't understand what a "Theory" is and just use a different word, because people are never ever ever going to stop thinking of theory as meaning conjecture.
Interpreting "social" to the act of socializing is not the obvious immediate meaning.
of or relating to society or its organization.
"alcoholism is recognized as a major social problem"
You're misdefining social.
The "common" definition of "literally" is the opposite of literally. I give no shits about what the unwashed masses think, as they're wrong 100% of the time.
I think what's happening is there's a big spinning wheel, and people are born staring at it. It keeps going faster, but those people liked it when it went slower. And then new people are born with a faster wheel, never knowing the slower wheel, and they like the wheel as it is, but the wheel is only going to go faster, and more people are newly born with an even faster wheel, and it goes on.
Or maybe the wheel just goes the same speed, and we just want it to go even slower as we go older.
you were alive when school let their students be independent and free-thinking. Sure there were problems, but we still made profit as a country. I kinda want to feel what it was like to be alive back then.
This is now a Candlejack thre
Sorry for not replying immediately, I was typing out a lengthy comment to another anon.
So you want it badly enough to go through a sex change, but you still don't want to become a "complete woman"?
Lmao i just got home from going out with friends, still talking to them rn while playing vidya, going out again tomorrow with all of them, huge circle of friends, great social life, not manlet, great grades (4.1 GPA) lmao and ur trying to make me fell bad on fucking /b/ cuz it makes u feel cool lmaooooo
Nice combo, but you shouldn't have said Candlejack's na
the literal definition of anti-social is against society.
Just because they may colloquialize the term doesn't mean anti-social will lose its meaning. Or be any less correct when describing one with the characteristics of ASPD.
I had work until an hour ago and now I'm just here for the porn.
>Just because they may colloquialize the term doesn't mean anti-social will lose its meaning.
Yeah it does. That's how words change meaning. That's how they get new meanings. Literally is not the first word to assume its opposite due to improper usage. Sometimes words are used sarcastically so often they assume the opposite meaning too.
And again, against society is not the most appropriate description of those with ASPD, making even its usage there inappropriate. They are not AGAINST society, they are indifferent to it.
>Yeah it does
So literally doesn't mean literally anymore then, right?
>They are not AGAINST society, they are indifferent to it.
Not all people with ASPD are against it, but many will act contrary to it, whether it be out of disdain for it, or just sheer indifference.
Only partly true. I workout five times a week and am pretty fit. Have a girlfriend, she is just asleep. Don't want to commit suicide.
I am pretty anti social though. I could say I'm working on it, but I'm not.
>So literally doesn't mean literally anymore then, right?
Literally both means literally and figuratively. It's usage as literally has greeeeeatly fallen out of favor though.
>Not all people with ASPD are against it
>just sheer indifference.
Thus the name of the disorder is inappropriate. Q.E.D.
>2) YOU DON'T 'HATE PEOPLE', THEY HATE YOU AND YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BE ALONE
It's actually the other way around. I hate people and I choose to be alone and I'm loving it.
My job requires me to talk to people and they only talk to me when there's an issue with their shipment. :(
lotsa hot chicks though.
4) YOU HAVE TON SHIT OF HOMEWORK BECAUSE YOU PROCRASTINATED IT ALL THE WEEK AND NOW YOU HAVE TO DO IT ALL IN 2 DAYS AND YOU LITTLE SHIT ARE STILL PROCRASTINATING IN /b/ GET BACK TO YOUR HOMEWORK YOU FUCK STOP WRITING THIS REPLY
>Thus the name of the disorder is inappropriate. Q.E.D.
No, the thing is they ACT against society. They may not all be anarchic so to speak. But almost all of them will act against societies norms.
All of my attempts at being social, at going out and have fun always end up with me being bored to tears wishing i was home instead.
I'm at home, sitting on a nice chair, eating snacks, listening to music that i do enjoy. I'm fine.
>No, the thing is they ACT against society.
No they don't, not necessarily, which you yourself have admitted: >>702461467
In fact, ASPD doesn't GUARANTEE a person will break the law or hurt people or any of that shit, it just deprives victims of the disorder of some of the social instincts which makes it much more likely that those without the disorder will not break the law or hurt people. There are in fact plenty of law abiding, gainfully employed, altogether successful victims of ASPD - working in the society which you say their disorder definitionally makes them AGAINST.
The DSM has made crap names before. And it will makes crap names in the future. And currently, that's a crap name for that disorder.
I said they're not all against society, meaning they have no problem "fitting" to gain personally.
That being said, they almost always will lie, or cheat to gain. (acting against societies morals)
You're taking way too much out of context, anon.
Do you faggots who claim to be married or have gfs think it's any better lol. It actually makes it worse that you're on this site, how fucking ugly and/or boring must your fake wives be.
fake tits mean OP hates herself too, plastic barbie is projecting like whoa.
I'm fairly good looking, normal shape, got lot of friends. It's early in the morning where i live and soon ill be off to work. I work in a public science centre with hordes of kids and idiot visitors and i gotta tell you that i hate 99 out of each hundred of them. Still that is an empty phrase, i wouldnt wish ill to anyone (just don't like the generał concept of them being in the same building with me). I wouldnt even think about self-harm.
To sum up - 1. No 2. No and 3. Nope
THEY DON'T HAVE JACK SHIT. THEY HAVE THIS ROMANTIC FANTASY THAT ONCE THEY GET A GF OR WIFE SHE WILL ALLOW HM TO SIT ON HIS FAT 5000 POUND ASS WHILE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES FOR 12 HOURS AND SURFING FOR CHILD PORN ON /B WHILE BRING HIM FOOD AND GIVING HIM BJ'S ALL DAY IN HIS MOMMY'S BASEMENT.
HEY HAVE ZERO FUCKING CLUE WHAT WOMEN ARE REALLY LIKE THUS MAKE UP THIS SHIT UP
nice caps btw.
now you should get mommy to turn off caps lock for you, mmkay?
OK SAME FAG. IT'S REALLY LONELY AFTER MOMMY GOES TO SLEEP HUH LONELY 50 YEAR OLD BALDING FAT FAG. DON'T WORRY. IN THE MORNING MUMMY BRINGS YOU TO CHURCH AND GIVES YOU YOUR WEEKLY BLOW JOB.YAYYYY!!!
underage boy really need to fuck off
it sounds like some boys from your highschool knocked the shit out of you then raped your ass and this is the only place you can vent
also youre going around w caps lock on acting all tough and shit being a big hypocrite and probably hating yourself for being all of the above
buddy you really sound like your having some passive aggressive issues and i recommend your dumb short stupid ass sees a doctor real soon
but realistically what is there to do at 2 am like do you really expect someone to see this post and be like
>oh shit gotta set something up right now or else i cant prove myself to the most worthless idiot on the whole fucking net
like you cant really be that dumb can you
YOU WISH FAT FUCK..THAT'S TARANTINO..WE DON'T HAVE 1/100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 WHAT HE HAS..WE CAN'T AFFORD THE COFFEE HE HAS YOU FAT FUCKING MOMMA'S BOY CUNT
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
are you actually retarded buddy
dude are you jsut op with the caps lock off?
cause youre coming off like just as if not more autistic
i mean you clicked the thread too buddy dont pretend like you came here just to back this retard
he's literally replied to 20 posts with the same 3 things
also, 4chan is pretty sweet, a decent community in most boards, intellectual discussion, even sometimes in /b/! but damn, op and the rest of you guys actually investing bitterness and hateful conversation into a website like this, jesus, i mean i got my own problems, but damn haha, i guess im alright
please tell me there's someone here who see's the problem? is it even worth trying to solve with the apparent number of shit stains just shit posting? i'm kind of new but yall need to get outside or something
>lonely same fag...
i think you mixed up the responses buddy i havent responded to you other than this pathetic attempt at an argument
also you seem like 10x as disgruntled as i am which is barely at all
you seem to have stuck your own pathetic nerves with this shit more than youve ever even grazed mine
ok but whatever the problem. you. finally. someone who said something worth saying. what the fuck is going on here? are there seriously this many people up this fucking late with nothing else to do but argue over literally nothing? i mean are you guys handicapped or disabled? then learn to code or write a fucking book or save up for a dope ass wheelchair that gets you outside AND laid. i gotta buddy who's paralyzed and he ain't doin this shit!
i think some fat guy fucked you man
are you fresh outta prison
are you on meth
did someone fuck your mom
im just putting together what youve put out bud you seem really disgruntled