They're still an essential part of the circle of life, you poopy head.
You know what to do OP,
SEND THAT SPIDER TO SPACE.
Try and impregnate it generating a real life Spiderman.
ITT: We let nature take it's own course.
Put it in a empty bottle of some sort then space program, and be sure to put it on video.
place in glass cup or jar and place it on the oven, low heat. Record.