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Trips decides what I do with this fucker.
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let it crawl into you ear
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force it into your ass with water and a funnel
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put it on your doodle dot
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Give it a name, and a nice home.
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Leave it alone and stop trying to make up for your small penis by hurting animals, you fucking beta bitch.
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let it crawl on your dick
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Smoke it in a wooden pipe with a match
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frying pan and eat it
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>>702448300
Get a moth
Feed it the moth
Enjoy company of spider-bro
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>>702448711
On the dick
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>>702448700
So close to trips. Also spiders aren;t animals
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>>702448739
this
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match + hairspray = flamethrower

get on it
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>>702448300
Rolling stick it up your japs eye
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>>702448300
insert into asshole
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Eat
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>>702448300

Declare him God Emperor of the world and help him take over said world in preparation for the coming of Chaos
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>>702448300
Put it in a jar fill it with water.
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let it free and sharpie in pooper
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Let it crawl on your dick (Video)
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>>702448874
reroll
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eat it live
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Fucking eat it
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>>702448935
This
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spiser ederkoppen.
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>>702448300
Roll
Snort it
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Let it crawl in asshole
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>>702448935
Oh, roll
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>>702448808
They're still an essential part of the circle of life, you poopy head.
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>>702448834
roll
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>>702448300
Spread peanut butter on your dick, then allow the spider to crawl on and feast upon it.
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Reroll eat it
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>>702448935
this. different person
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Make it bite your penis
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>>702448300
Space program
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>>702449107
This
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Rollin up yo ass
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Let it rip the shit out of your face, and then dick, and then eat it. Use the shit you poop out as a dildo.
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>>702448834
rolling
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>>702448300
do nothing
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>>702449107

Rollin' for this.
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>>702449213
this
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Take all its legs off and smoke what's left in a pipe

Eat legs after
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>>702448300
eat it
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Reroll
Funnel it through your ass
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>>702449107
Roll
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shove the mangled spider up your ass using nothing but the leg of a chair.
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>>702448763
rolling for this
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Sing hakuna matata to it
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eat it
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>>702448763
Rolling
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SHOVE IT INTO YOUR URETHRA
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>>702449213
reroll
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>>702448548
this
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>>702449288

This
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>>702448300
Find a smaller bug and feed it to the spider
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>>702448300
eat the living spider
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Put it in your pooper
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ISE
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Feed it till it's big enough to feed your dog to it
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let him go
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>>702449333

What the fuck is this shit.
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>>702449333
winrar
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>>702449333
boom
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>>702449333
BOO THIS MAN
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>>702449333
BORING
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put it in a jar and play devo to it
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make a spooder sandwich with crackers or bread cut the match the size. Have to take a bite and finish it in a video
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>>702449333
there it is
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>>702448300
Eat it.
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>>702449288
Kek
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>>702449333
fuck you
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>>702449333
Why do fags like this ALWAYS fucking winrar
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>>702448300
You know what to do OP,

SEND THAT SPIDER TO SPACE.
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Up your ass it goes
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Reroll shove it up urethra
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it's just a harmless orb weaver.


leave it alone so it will catch and eat all the flies trying to get into your filthy room littered with unwashed plates and cereal bowls.
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>>702449333
easy
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/b/ demands a re-trip.
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>>702449080
but humans fit nowhere into the circle of life
so kill self
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>>702449333
Trips decides threads are no longer interesting because of faggots like you
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Reroll cut a hole in your dick and place the spider in using a kitchen knife
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>>702449107
Rolling
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>>702448300
Try and impregnate it generating a real life Spiderman.
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Piss on it with time stamp on window as proof
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>>702449578
OP here, trips are trips, abandon thread, spider lives tonight
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do nothing
let the spider live its own life, it's protecting you from actually unpleasant shit like flies and wasps.
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OP here. Authorizing re-roll.
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>>702449333
Kys
Put the fucking spider on your eyeball
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>>702449609
bruh he MAD XD
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Put in mouth and don't chew plus webm
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>>702449708
do nothing fagballs
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>>702448763
rolling
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>>702449708
do nothing again
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let it crawl inside you dick hole.
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OP here, none of us are fucking credible
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>>702449708
yay! Eat it!
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>>702449770
this
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Eat it
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>>702449770
>>>702449770 (You)
re
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>>702449333
ITT: We let nature take it's own course.
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Put it on your dick and take pic
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>>702449708
Video yourself poking it with your finger
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>>702449708
do nothing with it
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>>702449733
rolling
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>>702449992
>[
re
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>>702449964
Re
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>>702449664
reroll
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>>702449992
re
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Put it in ur butt
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>>702449992
why roll for that if OP won't accept that?
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>>702449333
I hope you have cancer faggot
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>>702449733
Oooo tickly
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Burn that shit and give us the webm
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>>702450315
rolex
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>>702449708
Put it in a empty bottle of some sort then space program, and be sure to put it on video.
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>>702449733
reroll
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i'll get quads which evades trips, also why do fucking people who get the trips or dubs always have to run the fucking fun?

match + hairspray = flamethrower

get on it
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>>702449733
wew lad
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>>702450398

roll
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>>702449733
roll
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>>702450104
re
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>>702448300
Space program
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OP Again. We will not be leaving him alone.
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>>702450315
roll
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>>702449708
do nothinggg
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>>702448739
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>>702450380
>>702450480
rollo
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>>702450499
cut his legs
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spider on the balls kid
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>>702448300
roll

eat it
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You should still do nothing.
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>>702450555
there it is
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>>702450555
WINRAR
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>>702450555
winrar'
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>>702450555
lel
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Just fucking eat it
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>>702448300
Pee on it.
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>>702450499
Gas him
>>702450534
You're a fag
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>>702450560
Rolllllllllling innnnn myyyy skiiiiin
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>>702450555
Fuck yeh
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>>702450499
Put the spider in someones face and rec it
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>>702448300
Leave It the Fuck Alone
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OP's smoking spiders is becoming an epidemic.
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>>702450555
Start smokin' OP
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make it bite you
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>>702450800
YOU MADMAN
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OP better have some shit to smoke it with
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Torch it using axe and a lighter and take video then post it
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i got those trips i better get my smokey spider
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>>702450800
Thanks op u made my drunk night
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>>702451222
check'd
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>>702450922
>>702451236
That's not OP...
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Give it a dorito
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Wait on it.
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>>702451222
More trips confirm if OP doesn't deliver he will die in his sleep tonight
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ive literally gotten trips 2 times in a row
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>>702451433
*TRIGGERED*
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OP confirmed fat if he doesn't smoke that spider
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>>702451718
Fag* faggot
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i got those trips fucking twice, i want my fucking spider toasted
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>>702448834
roll
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Eat it, alive, on video
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OP is a faggot
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Burn your house down.
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eat it
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OP is fag
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op doesnt deliver
whhy op
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why op
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>>702448300
Shove it up your nose
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Put it in a glass cup, put a smudge of lighter fluid and light the fucker up.
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leave it alone
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>>702448300
leave in peace the spider bro you fking beta nigga
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>>702454181
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Find any insect and put it in its net (post pics)
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>>702448300
raise it as your own
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>>702448300
suck that spider dick!
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>>702458704
re-roll
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Eat it alive.
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>>702448300
EAT and post video
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Collect other spiders and make them fight to the death
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>>702458957
This is good
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let it live
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>>702450555
Winrar
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>>702450800
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burn it
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>>702448300
place in glass cup or jar and place it on the oven, low heat. Record.
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>>702450800
Absolutely beautiful
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Spiders is good, they eat the cockroaches.

^^ Movie quote btw
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