horses are so fucking sexy
i have alot of pony porn with nice horse pussies
fresh out m8, mare threads aren't very common
>live by horse breeder
>do some breeding myself after dark
I like that drawing, it's nice.
stop saving thumbnails you retard
also dog > horse
It's OK, just be confident in the knowledge that no matter how large a stallion's cock is, that you have far more stamina and can last longer than any stallion.
i only fencehop in summer, since in winter the horses are in the stable.
did it last year for the first time and i liked it enough to try it again this summer.
i had sex with male and female horses, but for some reason the stallions and geldings were more into it.
k one time i saw hot horse and i fingered its man pussy and then fucked it really hard
the farmer came out and I was like shit
and then i came and ran and he didnt see me cause he was an old farmer
then i came home now im telling you fuck horses its cool no pregs no money just horse pussee
always start from the front.
start by gently and slow petting its nose.
work your way down the neck, scratch behind the ears. massage the shoulders and back with long slow and gentle strokes. if the horse starts flinching or shaking, move back and pet closer to the front until it is ok with you touching it.
if you finally reach the booty, dont go straight to the under-tail area.
take time massaging the hips and cheeks.
go down the legs, gently pet along the belly until the animals relaxes and is completely calm and comfortable with you touching its sensitive spots.
only than move to the undertail area and still keep stroking and massaging the rest of the bottom.
you will feel if the horse is about to kick early, by keeping your other hand petting its lower back.
if the horse lifts its hindlegs or stomps move away, for it is a warning.
oh and always start slow with a single finger and lots of lube.
especially in stallions and geldings. you can feel them clenching at first, but if you are gentle and slow they get used to the strange feeling pretty fast and than you can fuck them without causing them discomfort.
sometimes you can even fist them, which causes instant erection and precum explosions in some of them
This, I think, is exactly what makes horse fuckery an art in its own right.
With women, if you mess up they tell your friends some nasty lies, or whatever. With horses, they DESTROY you. That's some high stakes fun, right there.
Which would you choose?
oh and i would like to add three things.
1. be patient. it can take hours for the horse to trust you enough for letting you fuck it.
2. expect them to bite. especially when dealing with multiple horses at the same time.
they mean no harm, but they can be curios and therefore nip on you. or they want to return the favor of massaging you and are a litte rough in the process. (also never try to shove your dick in their mouth. that never ends well)
3. horses are intimidating huge and strong.
they can kill you. treat them with respect.
if they get annoying by rubbing their head all over you begging for ear scratching or pulling your clothes. push them away gently but firm. DO NOT HIT THEM, EVER.
also they can hurt you bad just by accident.
no fast movements, dont chase them, dont startle them.
the right one.
communication with horses is so much more harder than with wonem.
you have to observe the body language in order to tell how the horse feels, but it will never lie to you.
and as long as you treat the animal with respect and love, it will try not to hurt you intentionally.
i only got hurt twice.
got bitten once in my shoulder by a curious gelding and got a huge bruise on my leg, because i was laying next to a sleeping horse on the ground another sleeping horse rolled around in its sleep and flattend my whole leg.
but usually they will pretty mindfull how they move their huge and heavy bodies around in order to avoid hurting you.
You sir are a gentleman, please do continue
>picture somewhat related only dong I got
Stallion dicks are the toppest of tiers when it comes to looks
They are also close to us in that, unlike a number of animals, they do not have a baculum.
i am attracted to animals only since early puberty.
never got anything for humans.
i was curious how it would feel for a long time, fapped to related porn and fantasized about it.
then one night i had to stop my car on a dark road, because i had to pee.
i moved into the bushes for a bit more privacy and was greeted by 4 curious noses at a fence.
after i closed my zipper i spend some time petting them and returned a few days later in full camo outfit to meet with them again unseen after a few days i got to fuck them.
thats how it started last year
maybe some kind of mini stallion then.
i was dogsitting him for a few days. we played and cuddled. i wanted to do some docking with him, so i inserted a finger into his sheath while he was laying on his back.
but he just got back on his feet.
i noticed that his knot had become visible so i decided that i would allow him to fuck me.
so i got clean inside first.
i played and wrestled some more with him and got him to jump up on me. i carefully stroked his sheath and suddenly his dick came out and he startet humping.
all i did was spreading some lube on my rear end and guided him in the right direction.
the first few thrusts were painfull, because the hard penis bone did not hit the hole, but after he found it he just humped harder for half a minute. it felt awesome as he got deeper and deeper, just hitting the right spot, before i felt how his knot became bigger. he penetrated even deeper and i felt how the knot slided in and out until it got locked inside. he kept pounding for a few seconds. i was already dripping precum everywhere. then he stopped. i felt his knot grow to the full size inside. i was close to cumming so i just stroked my dick a few times until i shot my load.
we knotted for about 20 min before he tried to pull it out.
i took a few more minutes for the knot to come out.
after that he stood there panting for some time. i cuddled and petted him.
also i learned a very important lesson that day.
my dog does not like being pet on the lower back area after sex.
because without any warning he turned around and bit me in the hand.
i could see he was sorry for that.
the next time i waited half an hour after his dick was back in the sheath, before touching his back. and everything was fine
i swear i would love to fuck a female horse. if i had enough money i'd buy a farm and get a baby female so it could grow up around me. i'd start fucking it at a young age and keep fucking it up until adulthood. that would be awesome.
Silly? Giraffes are anything but. Their long, slender necks are an obvious turn on to any but the most ham fisted barbarians, who wouldn't know beauty if it bit them on the nose. (Which it might, so watch out.)
Griffith did nothing wrong
it did not bleed, but i had some visible bruises and for a week or so it felt like i had my hand caught in a car door.
i have no idea why he did it.
he is usually a pretty gentle guy and also he did not give any kind of warning signal.
he just jumped around bit my hand hard and growled.
he never did that before, an hour later he was normal again. i could touch him and enjoyed cuddling again.
>Canada meme thread
damn, that kinda blows that you're a dude..at least for me. guy on guy just isnt my thing whether thats between two humans, two animals, or an animal and a human. the picture in my mind when i was reading that story was torn apart lol.
Labs are great, really well endowed, eager to please their master and one of the horniest high energy breeds so pretty much all you have to do is bend over and let it happen
I FUCKING HATE LEAVES
>misread much ?
>i was already dripping precum everywhere. then he stopped. i felt his knot grow to the full size inside. i was close to cumming so i just stroked my dick a few times until i shot my load
MOVE TO CANADA YOU FUCKING LEAF
Thread needs more horse assholes/anal
baculums are great, it means a big male can fuck a much smaller female because he can slip his narrow but stiff flaccid dick in there and it will swell up to fill whatever space is available instead of being too chubby to penetrate her.
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hey sorry im ruining your horse porn thread you leaf
nah you're improving it really
You posting is just helping this thread stay alive homo
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are you this upset that you don't have a dog to suck on
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>implying another thread won't just start up
We all know you are jerking it the hardest to these horses, you just post this stuff to help your denial. And if you aren't jerking it you are even more of a loser wasting your time in this thread
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The more of this you post the more this will be posted
i can confirm and second this
it usually takes a while to get the male comfortable with you touching his junk, i find that bellyrubs work well when you get him relaxed first and then move lower and massage him gently through the sheath
just be patient and you'll figure it out. a good trick to get them horny is to roughhouse and play with him a bit flirty and coy. he'll get the idea :3
let him hump your hand first until he's calmed down and is fully erect, then you can switch to your mouth. you don't want him humping your face out of control, you'll end up hurting him with your teeth
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agreed, especially during winter
so soft and warm and nice
Sure. They'd probably buy it.
>"How big exactly?"
>"18 inches or more."
>"Wow. Like the size of a horse's penis."
>"... Oh. Is THAT how big a horse is haha I had no idea haha. >__>"
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