Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>mfw i have a different waifu, but i must post kurumi because it wouldn't be the same without her
Post your waifu face when you leave the toilet seat up.
Oh, that's not so bad at all.
Eh, school was fine for hanging out with friends, and some of the classes were alright. But for the most part, the teachers were kinda meh, and the courses themselves treated you like retards with how many times they go over the same stuff.
>I'm hoping when I go back to college and take my actual courses, it'll be different.
Did I hear Ohayo?!
I put on S2 of Chaika since Sachii is doing something else.
Preparing for heresy you say?
>3D is almost always trash
But mine is perfect. She's an absolute goddess
Yeah I'm just not used to waking up early to be honest
That's good, I wish I had someone I trusted enough to open up to.But, I never will have someone I trust because I don't trust people.I still keep my phone in my pocket 24/7 even when its just my brother over (who is basically my best friend and is almost identical to me in many way and we have been very close our entire lives).
He made the place comfy.
Why do you even have such lewd pics?
I have some friends from there.
Nice irl loli.
I have been meaning to watch nicojou or however you spell that jap shit
Do I go for ramen or yakiniku. I'm really not that hungry. I want lumpia, but the shop's not always open.
but i can't
someone has to post Kurumi, she's a staple here
I'd take Dio over him
Yeah, I don't leave my phone lying around unless I'm home alone or I'm in my room.
>Trust is a good thing, its amazing when you can find somebody you trust ^^
Keep it up, the megucas are proud of you.
>Honestly probably wouldn't care too much though
Waking up early is a bittersweet feeling for me, I don't know why.
Fun for the whole family.
If your family is composed of filthy weebs.
You gotta roll for those
Have a tease
Halfway through ep 8. Fell asleep just after ep 7.
Yes, and she's the perfect girl. She's pretty and nice.
>I have been meaning to watch nicojou
Nichijou is okay, I'll admit. But I hate it because the Professor beat out Aihara Enju on an internet poll. I will never forgive her.
Mostly the roof is fucked up
Bullies loli <3
I almost killed myself with an electrical tester. It exploded.
I went to a different school and went in junior year and started going at about 9 or so
The year before i was in tutoring because i had my colon removed
I'm getting pretty unmotivated
I got quads but you only posted a tease
And now you just post a tease to tease me more
Have some compassion for a random Anonymous who just wants to fap to cute anime girls
>TFW too paranoid to trust anyone
>TFW my chest feels like I have a softball sized metal orb inside from bottling my feelings up my entire life
Fuck, I'm going to go lay down and think for a little bit.
But my brother is straight edge as fuck, if he found a wallet that was fat with $100 bills, he would look up the ID on Facebook and tell the person he found it, then decline any sort of reward.
>Lewds of your waifu
I see, you're very close to the peak of the show.
Did you shed any tear so far? Going to swap into movie 2 after episode 8 or will you just keep watching through the series?
>W A I F U
You done fucked up
I'm a child man, check your privilege
How the hell did you manage that one Miho?
Look how serious is this stuff.
I dont understand how into this everyone gets, but seeing people pass around '<3' and stuff like that, I get really fucked up and confused.
>We are both male
>From what i can gather Alice is also straight
Like, I don't know what the fuck to think, yeah maybe if Alice was female but my mind is so foggy and stupid.
I like each and everyone of you guys, sure, some more than others but that's a given with everything.
I'm lonely as fuck in real life, I've probably said this before, but it's true, and I am sure many others are like it. Yeah, I have like 2 close friends, but I can't talk about anything serious with them, and they don't know I am a weeb.
But you guys, I can talk about anything, it really feels like I can fit in somewhere and belong.
Anyway, what I am trying to say is, that my mind is mixing up this 'roleplay' stuff, with actual emotions. I don't know how to feel about all these 'I really like you/love you/missed you' stuff.
There, I think thats what i wanted to say.
I don't know anymore.
Except I do have a job. Jeez you shitposters are getting lazy these days.
Ah, that's why. Well Cat, it's not gunna be easy fixing your sleep.
I'm not sure what a eutic is, Anon.
Hi there! How are you miss?
Would anyone be interested in playing a game of Waifu Diplomacy? I'm bored ...
why did you hold the camera upside down?
What's your waifu's name? I need to know for educational purposes.
I do not have weeaboo family. But, my dad's first crush was an anime girl.
Ill give it a try. Dont normally do it though. And nope. It normally takes the finale.
I didnt. Front face on phone.
I dont know but it was a big spark and boom.
Just trying to be friendly. We're all lonely man, at least I am and it feels nice to talk to people I like and I like everyone in this community
I didn't expect you to get it, think very hard, Aussie
Your bro sounds pretty cool.
I only had sisters growing up, older one is not of this world, she was alright, we never fought, younger sister is cool as hell.
>Cause I taught her how to be cool
Then don't switch to a different waifu. Simple as that.
Then does that mean I'm the only one watching the stream?
It says it in my post. It's Juvia
Doing decently enough, how you doin Buki?
>What's waifu diplomacy?
Nah. The internet fixes our photos.
Is your father here now?
Want me to kiss the pain away?
Just learned Every Planet We Reach is Dead on guitar
I know, I've been trying for a long ass time, senpai
Lmao dude. Easing in to getting her to git gud?
Enjoy! It's the same but with better animation and a couple of new scenes. Also no opening/ending every now and then.
I should have kept track of every scene I cried to in my last rewatch. I got honestly surprised with myself with how often it happened.
Welp. That was a pasta from here, I got worried for a while wondering if you would not recognize it.
A game of Diplomacy for our waifu's dominance of Europe. I'm okay ... just sort of rotting in this town on a business trip. I skipped the gym today to drink booze and play vidya ... bad bad.
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
Sachi is a bully :(
I didn't know that was a pasta..
Yes it's me
Good evening Makoto
Is this the good ol' Yuuko or the new Yuuko? I can't remember filenames that well
We both know that's a lie
Cops showing up at your house yet?
I would'nt really call it an anime, but it was Trixie from speed racer, technically it was anime due to the fact that it was made in japan, my dad confessed this to me when he caught me jacking off to anime, trying to relate to me I guess.
Mako is hotter.
bitch ass nigga, neppy rules all
Neppy is the superior hyper dimension neptunia gril.
FUCK OFF ALICE
What are you trying to be by being the most retarded anon in the history of /waifu/? I mean, you have a small dick that looks like a FUCKING MISSLE, you probably have a retarded wife/girlfriend, because she loves someone who has that dick.
You said you are fucking your girlfriend whenever you feel like, but that's a lie, because you always say you are bored, and that's why you are shitposting.
I fucking hate attention whores like you, nobody likes you except probably cancerous anons of this community, you are gross and your life sucks.
You didn't had internet for some time because YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB YOU FUCKING BIGOT, you are poor as fuck and that's why you live in america with your mother that you probably fucked.
I hope some nigger kills you, too bad that won't happen because you don't get out of your basement.
Don't even reply to me or I will fucking hunt you down
I'm for real. It's like almost midnight. And no cops
I'm seeking for yet
>Sanchito is that you
Nice, game looks too intense for me. I'm sitting here working on some programming homework.
I am the old one. slowly growing weaker with age.
Soon to be replaced by the younger, better, and more agile youth.
You're father is already a great man in my eyes.
I hope he throws this story into a speech at your wedding.
Why not make the first move?
What you need to do
Is reverse google image search
It might help with identifying waifus
>I got it
I believe in you Cat, but gotta remember, games won't help with that at all!
Ah, sounds kinda interesting, although I'm kinda terrible at those kinda games.
>Skipping gym for booze
Your waifu would be proud.
Hiya! Doing well I take it?
Learn to read.
oh she's good....she ranks like 4 on my overall HDN list behind IF, Uni, and of course my darling CC2
T R A C E R
Thats not what your mom said while last night
Shut the fuck up, Anon! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fuckin' prance around school talkin' about your fuckin' faggoty fairy fathers. I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' fathers and how their assholes work, all right? It makes me sick! And I - I - I fuckin' hope they fuckin' die of fag disease! Yeah
Yep, she's gettin pretty gud tho
>She's mastered the Staff and is moving on to Nunchucks and swords.
And, and speaking of... dead... Waifus.. I just remembered why bonehead white-trash fuckin' donkey-dick homura got so fuckin' freaked when I started talkin' about his "elitism." He aNeanderthal, drunk faggot put a dick in his mouth and blew Kyouko all over the wall.
You know, I almost forgot that my friend told me that. She said, "His gay lover blew his cock all over the wall." I thought it was gay at first, but now? I fucking hate it
I did get it. See >>702447871
N O T
T R I P S
get out remfag.
tfw half nig
>implying I'll ever get married.
too lazy nigga.
LMAO I forgot she existed. My top 4 include Neptune, Blanc, Nepgear, then Vert
I never understood farming games such as Animal Crossing and Harvest Moon, as someone who has done farm labor irl, I see absolutely NO appeal in it.
ah so then essentially all you know is the main players?
I'll retrieve rory lewds and post them, nigger
I normally watch shit on netflix about 30 minutes prior to me going to bed
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Oni, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Gensyoko, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top Oni in the entire jigoku. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with alcohol the likes of which has never been seen before on this Board, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of the Four Devas of the Mountain across glorious Nihon and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, drunk, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bear hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to a never-ending flask of souju and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
So you want to play Diplomacy?
I have to go get them. I have no outright 2lewds.
Its literally in the filename there. And here.
It's like an interrogation, where you eventually force the other person to like you.
You've left us
I remember falling for that pasta myself the first time I saw it
Mediocre flanker but we might see her more now that Genji is nerfed
Well it's almost 5 am here so I'm not having the most lively cconversations either
>And no cops
Not yet they ain't. I hope that shank was worth it
implying anyone could ever truly replace you
Doing pretty alright. Last night was a bit rough but today seems to be a lot better
I'd fuck a bote
i have but school has started again so i have good reason
Well, good thing I wasn't included in that
I like to keep the best Kurumi pics to myself
Personally speaking I enjoy them because for one, its more than just farming, you build relationships in the game, you meet people, lovers even, and do other stuff like mining, forraging, and other shit, and two I have a small garden, gardening is super fun for me.
>Plus Stardew Valley has some interesting story elements and stuff ^^
>And fun events like town celebrations or weird quests that give you fun stuff to do for rewards
No, I just honestly forgot about her, she was sort
nigga you gotta explain what the fuck waifu diplomacy is.
stop being me to me ;-;
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess k
I hope you make the best of it.
Live through it with the power of memes
NOT AT ALL!
Ah, does it help you get to sleep?
Kantai or WoWs?
Ah, what happened last night? Or is it a bit of a nono subject?
I don't believe in giving handouts to people who can't use google.
>Or are lazy shits.
I only got here just under a month ago D:
I was legit uncomfortable and considering leaving for the night
Oh my! I'm sure you would.
Why must you be so rood? ;--;
Le ones with be big pew pew guns! BOOM BOOM!
WoWs boom boom ships
Other times I listen to music
Sorry for late reply
Traps are waifus.
Men are husbandos.
He's pretty awesome yeah, but he's like, mildly autistic or something.But he really is just about the best brother you could ask for.
>Technically my half brother but we both look exactly the same and neither of our dads ever even met us (mine died of cancer, his ran off) and we've always been together so I've always counted him as my real brother.
My little brother is pretty cool too, but my younger brother is a dick.
so world of warships? which one do you have?
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina oper mess kunt
i don't think it's going to be too bad this year aside from spanish, which i already hate, but even then spanish isn't that hard so far.
Yeah, younger brothers, from what I've heard, are usually dicks
>Especially me to my older sis.
QOTT: Should i switch to a waifu i prefer, or keep the current one?
Just got my Myogi! It's awesome!
Maybe calling you lazy wasn't the right word, stupid would be a better term, when you can just go out and GOOGLE lewds, you fucking primitive shit, haven't even discovered the power of google.
Heresy, if you don't love your waifu, don't post her!
sorry, still need trips for that
It does get crazy. Having fun with that?
Still playing tekkan right?
Nah, Soul Calibur 3
>otherwise known as Tekken with Weapons.
Your choice bud. I presonally dont care.
Google is too easy
And if I wanted something even easier I would just use exhentai
I just have literally nothing better to do than to post with you weebs
Stuck up bitch. You don't even love her
Go with heresy, it's more fuuuuun!
if you "prefer" someone else she isn't your waifu anyway
I'm actually curious how many people here think of there "waifu" as there wife
Fuck off mi liu
go back to lurking you cunt
>heresy is alright
HERESY IS BAD.
Adopt a waifu if you wanna properly join.
>Doesn't even have to be anime waifu
i can barely speak one language, but managed to pass spanish. You'll do fine.
It's too soon....
These wounds will not heal
Penny does. Penny married his Waifu.
No she's a cute.
Also I'm going to be honest here, in that pic Felix has some serious orangutan hands.
Just one of the two I have is a dick so, eh.
I'm going to have to agree with >>702450011 having a waifu is about love and if you don't love her, you should just find one you do love.Plus I'd like some lewds of her.
Ohhhhh, wait, I think I was gunna add you at some point, wasn't I?
>Going for that Hiei and Ashigara?
I almost 100% fall asleep to music.
>Eurobeat of course.
Just commit the heresy. If the love isn't there, it's worse to keep posting with them.
I mean, all I do is post Angry Marines.
>But I have spent a lot of money on Angry Marines
>Devotion is a bitch. Kek.
but can you live without Kurumi, it just wouldn't be the same calling Rory a pig slut while posting anyone else
sure i do
I picked Kurumi a long time ago
she kool, but there are better waifus
she's a fucking cartoon, i'm not that pathetic
>need trips for lewdz
i think i only have to take one year of spanish so i'm pretty happy about that. how've you been?
sup niggas its been ten thousand years since ive got on
and I dont have disposable income for that kind of devotion
you have eyes for another waifu
which do you love?
This clock girl or the new girl you can't get off your mind?
I think Ill live
Not really lol. We have to write a program where the computer guesses a number we're thinking of. It's tricky
Yeah, which is definitely good.
>Meanwhile I switched disciplines and I forgot how the "Soul Of Sophitia" fights
>Holy shit its powerful.
>One of my grabs is I kick away from them, fly up, and toss my shield into their spinal column.
Angry, you still have that saved? Cheeky bastard.
Ten thousand years gone, ten thousand years for German reich!
Add me, my username is ReGardevoir
>of course :^)
You know it.
I'll fight you.
Warhammer, 10PM, be there or be square you Tau loving bastard.
I just listen to some calming music normally
I just go onto YGYL threads on /wsg/ and wait for someone to give the sauce to songs
It's normally worth the wait for the sauce
Everyone's calling me out for having more than one waifu, and not loving them like a real wife
Good. I am on a good streak of being good.
Just got to let it ride.
How's being great going?
Not long enough~
Okay, I guess Waifu Wars Diplomacy will have to be shelved.
Question, Angry Marine. Is the board version of Warhammer fun?
>Been wanting to get into something like a IRL DnD session or something like Warhammer for a while.
>Rory makes DnD seem fun as fuck, but another friend of mine makes this seem fun as well. Keeping my options open.
I always see the same things posted in those. Maybe I just don't look at them enough though.
Will add now before I forget again.
>Mfw I got halfway through Hieis missions in the span of 3-4 matches
DDs are just fucking cheating, but it's an oh so wonderful kind of cheating.
Some spooky /x/perience that ended in me staying up all night not wanting to go to sleep. I was probably just hallucinating. Today was OW day. Went really well
We've all been there
Who do you think is cutest bote?
Do what feels genuine