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Waifu claiming thread.

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>>702437204

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.
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TRIPS FOR LEWDS
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Claiming Felix
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>mfw i have a different waifu, but i must post kurumi because it wouldn't be the same without her
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Claiming the ball pepperchan once again :3
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Ohayo team
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Still here
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Post your waifu face when you leave the toilet seat up.
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>>702445693
Oh, that's not so bad at all.

>>702445701
Eh, school was fine for hanging out with friends, and some of the classes were alright. But for the most part, the teachers were kinda meh, and the courses themselves treated you like retards with how many times they go over the same stuff.
>I'm hoping when I go back to college and take my actual courses, it'll be different.

>>702446060
Did I hear Ohayo?!
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>>702446159
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I put on S2 of Chaika since Sachii is doing something else.
https://rabb.it/shino83

>>702445970
Preparing for heresy you say?
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Fucking autistic virgins, how many of you wear an adult diaper and live with mom? Be honest
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>>702445828
>3D is almost always trash
But mine is perfect. She's an absolute goddess
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still here
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>>702446178
Yeah I'm just not used to waking up early to be honest
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calamity-masu'd
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Hello friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>lewd edition?
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Eternal Virginity: The Thread
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>>702446300
Thats a child.
Stop.
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>>702446159
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>>702446300
Nigger those dubz
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>>702445655 (Penny)
That's good, I wish I had someone I trusted enough to open up to.But, I never will have someone I trust because I don't trust people.I still keep my phone in my pocket 24/7 even when its just my brother over (who is basically my best friend and is almost identical to me in many way and we have been very close our entire lives).
>>702445799 (Some fuccboi)
He made the place comfy.
>>702445813 (Felix)
Why do you even have such lewd pics?
>>702446291
Not me.
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>>702446375
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Continuing my Madoka marathon.
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No girl will ever fuck you, so you resort to role playing as a Chinese cartoon character with other grown men?
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>>702446060
I have some friends from there.
>>702446300
Nice irl loli.
>>702445965
I have been meaning to watch nicojou or however you spell that jap shit
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>>702446360
Hot nigger????
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>>702446469
After marathon post lewsd
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Suika claimed.

Do I go for ramen or yakiniku. I'm really not that hungry. I want lumpia, but the shop's not always open.
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>>702446221
but i can't
someone has to post Kurumi, she's a staple here

>>702446300
Absolutely abhorrent

>>702446448
I'd take Dio over him
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>>702446159
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>>702446448
Yeah, I don't leave my phone lying around unless I'm home alone or I'm in my room.
>Trust is a good thing, its amazing when you can find somebody you trust ^^
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>>702446469
Keep it up, the megucas are proud of you.
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>>702446451
Masturbating to a cartoon character every day isn't losing your virginity you autist
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>>702446221
fgt im here
>>702445970
HERESY
>>702446159
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>>702446159
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>Honestly probably wouldn't care too much though

>>702446325
Waking up early is a bittersweet feeling for me, I don't know why.

>>702446569
SPOOKY BOOKI!
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>>702446615
>>702446481
>Replying to a photo
faggot.
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>>702446511
Nichijou
Fun for the whole family.
If your family is composed of filthy weebs.
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>>702446517
You gotta roll for those
Have a tease
>>702446614
Halfway through ep 8. Fell asleep just after ep 7.
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>>702446448
Because I can?
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>>702446669
Because you never wake up early because you don't have a job and mom pays for all your shit, even your pillow girlfriend, get a job so you can wake up early you autistic weeb
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>>702446393
Yes, and she's the perfect girl. She's pretty and nice.
>>702446511
Thanks
>I have been meaning to watch nicojou
Nichijou is okay, I'll admit. But I hate it because the Professor beat out Aihara Enju on an internet poll. I will never forgive her.
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Miho calimed

>>702445370
Mostly the roof is fucked up

>>702445558
Bullies loli <3

I almost killed myself with an electrical tester. It exploded.
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>>702446669
I went to a different school and went in junior year and started going at about 9 or so

The year before i was in tutoring because i had my colon removed
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>>702446780
I'm getting pretty unmotivated

I got quads but you only posted a tease

And now you just post a tease to tease me more

Have some compassion for a random Anonymous who just wants to fap to cute anime girls
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>>702446605
>TFW too paranoid to trust anyone
>TFW my chest feels like I have a softball sized metal orb inside from bottling my feelings up my entire life
Fuck, I'm going to go lay down and think for a little bit.
But my brother is straight edge as fuck, if he found a wallet that was fat with $100 bills, he would look up the ID on Facebook and tell the person he found it, then decline any sort of reward.
>>702446784
>Lewds of your waifu
Shamefur.
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>>702446787
>
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Fucking fat ugly virgins post a pic of yourselves so I can laugh at you dirty man children instead of these faggy Chinese cartoons
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>>702446780
I see, you're very close to the peak of the show.
Did you shed any tear so far? Going to swap into movie 2 after episode 8 or will you just keep watching through the series?
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>>702447030
>waifu
>felix
>W A I F U

Galil-chan

You done fucked up
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>>702446669
EUTIC
U
T
I
C
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>>702447059
I'm a child man, check your privilege
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>>702446855
How the hell did you manage that one Miho?
>>702447118
><3
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ITT: Beta males who have never had a social or sex life and cope with it by pretending to date a cartoon character
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>>702447059
Okay

>Rory-sama
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>>702447211
Look how serious is this stuff.
I dont understand how into this everyone gets, but seeing people pass around '<3' and stuff like that, I get really fucked up and confused.
>We are both male
>From what i can gather Alice is also straight
Like, I don't know what the fuck to think, yeah maybe if Alice was female but my mind is so foggy and stupid.

I like each and everyone of you guys, sure, some more than others but that's a given with everything.
I'm lonely as fuck in real life, I've probably said this before, but it's true, and I am sure many others are like it. Yeah, I have like 2 close friends, but I can't talk about anything serious with them, and they don't know I am a weeb.
But you guys, I can talk about anything, it really feels like I can fit in somewhere and belong.

Anyway, what I am trying to say is, that my mind is mixing up this 'roleplay' stuff, with actual emotions. I don't know how to feel about all these 'I really like you/love you/missed you' stuff.

There, I think thats what i wanted to say.
I don't know anymore.
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>>702447216
So much autism in one pic
>wearing a jacket indoors
>model airplanes
Wtf am I looking at
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>>702446787
Except I do have a job. Jeez you shitposters are getting lazy these days.

>>702446951
Ah, that's why. Well Cat, it's not gunna be easy fixing your sleep.

>>702447171
I'm not sure what a eutic is, Anon.
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>>702446669
Hi there! How are you miss?

Would anyone be interested in playing a game of Waifu Diplomacy? I'm bored ...
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>>702447216
why did you hold the camera upside down?
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>>702446951
School sucks.
>>702446360
>>702447134
>>702446855
>>702446780
>>702447201
What's your waifu's name? I need to know for educational purposes.
>>702446772
I do not have weeaboo family. But, my dad's first crush was an anime girl.
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>>702447118
Ill give it a try. Dont normally do it though. And nope. It normally takes the finale.
>>702446159
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>>702447478
I didnt. Front face on phone.
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>>702447211
I dont know but it was a big spark and boom.

>>702447508
>Cant read
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Claiming this qt

Good evening anons
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>>702447351
Sorry :(
Just trying to be friendly. We're all lonely man, at least I am and it feels nice to talk to people I like and I like everyone in this community
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>>702447508
>

>>702447552
I didn't expect you to get it, think very hard, Aussie
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>>702447030
Your bro sounds pretty cool.
I only had sisters growing up, older one is not of this world, she was alright, we never fought, younger sister is cool as hell.
>Cause I taught her how to be cool
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>>702446604
Then don't switch to a different waifu. Simple as that.

>>702446659
Then does that mean I'm the only one watching the stream?
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>>702447508
It says it in my post. It's Juvia
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>>702447470
Doing decently enough, how you doin Buki?
>What's waifu diplomacy?

>>702447662
Akikikikokokoko?
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>>702447672
Nah. The internet fixes our photos.
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>>702447508
Is your father here now?
Which girl?

>>702447595
Want me to kiss the pain away?

>>702447662
yo
Canned fruit
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>>702447508
Dumb nigger
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Just learned Every Planet We Reach is Dead on guitar
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>>702447385
I know, I've been trying for a long ass time, senpai
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>>702445965
>>702444760
Rip

>>702444882
>>702446605
Lmao dude. Easing in to getting her to git gud?

>>702445482
>>702446112
Brawlhalla

>>702446159
>
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>>702447668
fgt
>>702447711
yes
>>702447385
i just forgot english
C
U
T
I
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>>702447552
Enjoy! It's the same but with better animation and a couple of new scenes. Also no opening/ending every now and then.

I should have kept track of every scene I cried to in my last rewatch. I got honestly surprised with myself with how often it happened.

>>702447668
Welp. That was a pasta from here, I got worried for a while wondering if you would not recognize it.
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(¯―¯٥)
I have no one to talk too
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>>702446990
>>>/h/
>>>/e/
>>>/r34/
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>>702447816
A game of Diplomacy for our waifu's dominance of Europe. I'm okay ... just sort of rotting in this town on a business trip. I skipped the gym today to drink booze and play vidya ... bad bad.
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>>702447915
Yes <3
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>>70244582
she is perfect
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>>702448103
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>>702448103
A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
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>>702448068
Sachi is a bully :(
>>702448091
I didn't know that was a pasta..
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>>702447816
Yes it's me
Good evening Makoto

>>702447915
Is this the good ol' Yuuko or the new Yuuko? I can't remember filenames that well

>>702448103
We both know that's a lie
Cops showing up at your house yet?
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>>702448103
Talk to new people

>>702448158
<3
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>>702447595
r00d.
>>702447915
I would'nt really call it an anime, but it was Trixie from speed racer, technically it was anime due to the fact that it was made in japan, my dad confessed this to me when he caught me jacking off to anime, trying to relate to me I guess.
>>702447960
Mako is hotter.
>>702448117
bitch ass nigga, neppy rules all
>>702448184
Neppy is the superior hyper dimension neptunia gril.
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Mine
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>>702448255
FUCK OFF ALICE

What are you trying to be by being the most retarded anon in the history of /waifu/? I mean, you have a small dick that looks like a FUCKING MISSLE, you probably have a retarded wife/girlfriend, because she loves someone who has that dick.
You said you are fucking your girlfriend whenever you feel like, but that's a lie, because you always say you are bored, and that's why you are shitposting.
I fucking hate attention whores like you, nobody likes you except probably cancerous anons of this community, you are gross and your life sucks.
You didn't had internet for some time because YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB YOU FUCKING BIGOT, you are poor as fuck and that's why you live in america with your mother that you probably fucked.
I hope some nigger kills you, too bad that won't happen because you don't get out of your basement.

Don't even reply to me or I will fucking hunt you down
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>>702448307
Dumb nigger
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>>702448261
I'm for real. It's like almost midnight. And no cops

>>702448289
I'm seeking for yet
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>>702448378
Already claimed
>>702446330

>Sanchito is that you
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>>702448026
Nice, game looks too intense for me. I'm sitting here working on some programming homework.
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>>702448261
I am the old one. slowly growing weaker with age.
Soon to be replaced by the younger, better, and more agile youth.

>>702448307
You're father is already a great man in my eyes.

I hope he throws this story into a speech at your wedding.

>>702448450
Why not make the first move?
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>>702448307
What you need to do
Is reverse google image search
It might help with identifying waifus
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>>702447672
>I got it
>I laughed

>>702447975
I believe in you Cat, but gotta remember, games won't help with that at all!

>>702448068
Nope!

>>702448117
Ah, sounds kinda interesting, although I'm kinda terrible at those kinda games.
>Skipping gym for booze
Your waifu would be proud.

>>702448261
Hiya! Doing well I take it?
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>>702448255
There is much for you to learn.
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>>702448289
<3

>>702448307
Learn to read.
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>>702448307
oh she's good....she ranks like 4 on my overall HDN list behind IF, Uni, and of course my darling CC2
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>>702448261
T R A C E R
R
A
C
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R
>>702448307
Thats not what your mom said while last night
>>702448417
Shut the fuck up, Anon! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fuckin' prance around school talkin' about your fuckin' faggoty fairy fathers. I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' fathers and how their assholes work, all right? It makes me sick! And I - I - I fuckin' hope they fuckin' die of fag disease! Yeah
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>>702448586
SUPER
U
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>>702448543
I don't know how to do it.
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P O S T
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L E W D S
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>>702448026
Yep, she's gettin pretty gud tho
>She's mastered the Staff and is moving on to Nunchucks and swords.
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>>702448638
And, and speaking of... dead... Waifus.. I just remembered why bonehead white-trash fuckin' donkey-dick homura got so fuckin' freaked when I started talkin' about his "elitism." He aNeanderthal, drunk faggot put a dick in his mouth and blew Kyouko all over the wall.
You know, I almost forgot that my friend told me that. She said, "His gay lover blew his cock all over the wall." I thought it was gay at first, but now? I fucking hate it
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>>702448719
>>>/h/
>>>/e/
>>>/r34/
>>>/d/
>>>/trash/
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>>702448835
>>702448856
Why can't you guys just post a few lewds?

Not asking for much
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>>702448378
>>702448469
get out remfag.
>>702448432
tfw half nig
>>702448543
>implying I'll ever get married.
>>702448583
too lazy nigga.
>>702448627
no.
>>702448631
LMAO I forgot she existed. My top 4 include Neptune, Blanc, Nepgear, then Vert
>>702448777
I never understood farming games such as Animal Crossing and Harvest Moon, as someone who has done farm labor irl, I see absolutely NO appeal in it.
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>>702448931
ah so then essentially all you know is the main players?
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>>702448922
Because there are boards full of the shit, and websites, dig for em yourself you lazy shit, or get trips.
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>>702448856
I'll retrieve rory lewds and post them, nigger
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>>702448586
I normally watch shit on netflix about 30 minutes prior to me going to bed
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>>702448307
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Oni, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Gensyoko, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top Oni in the entire jigoku. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with alcohol the likes of which has never been seen before on this Board, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of the Four Devas of the Mountain across glorious Nihon and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, drunk, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bear hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to a never-ending flask of souju and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

So you want to play Diplomacy?
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>>702448922
I have to go get them. I have no outright 2lewds.
>>702448931
Its literally in the filename there. And here.
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Ships are fun!
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>>702449046
>>702449114
Just one?
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>>702448717
It's like an interrogation, where you eventually force the other person to like you.
OR ELSE

>>702448892
You've left us
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>>702449192
Teasing resumes
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>>702447668
kek
I remember falling for that pasta myself the first time I saw it
>>702448638
Mediocre flanker but we might see her more now that Genji is nerfed

>>702448450
Well it's almost 5 am here so I'm not having the most lively cconversations either
>And no cops
Not yet they ain't. I hope that shank was worth it

>>702448543
implying anyone could ever truly replace you

>>702448586
Doing pretty alright. Last night was a bit rough but today seems to be a lot better

>>702449145
I'd fuck a bote
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>>702449207
i have but school has started again so i have good reason
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>>702448922
Well, good thing I wasn't included in that
I like to keep the best Kurumi pics to myself
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>>702449264
>le_sad_frog.png
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>>702448931
Personally speaking I enjoy them because for one, its more than just farming, you build relationships in the game, you meet people, lovers even, and do other stuff like mining, forraging, and other shit, and two I have a small garden, gardening is super fun for me.
>Plus Stardew Valley has some interesting story elements and stuff ^^
>And fun events like town celebrations or weird quests that give you fun stuff to do for rewards
AND FISHING.
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>>702449027
No, I just honestly forgot about her, she was sort
>>702449079
nigga you gotta explain what the fuck waifu diplomacy is.
>>702449114
stop being me to me ;-;
>>702449145
furfag
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>>702449079
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess k
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>>702449145
which kind
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>>702449145
Couldn't agree more
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>>702449286
Fair enough.
I hope you make the best of it.
Live through it with the power of memes
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>>702449192
I don't believe in giving handouts to people who can't use google.
>Or are lazy shits.
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>>702448609
I only got here just under a month ago D:
>>702449265
I was legit uncomfortable and considering leaving for the night
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>>702449508
Cute
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>>702449415
Just Diplomacy. But you're fighting for your waifu. It's free, online.

>>702449421
kek

>Suika
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>>702449509
Lazy?

Horse fucker I've been rolling for almost two whole threads

A consolation prize would be nice

Stuck up bitch
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>>702449265
Oh my! I'm sure you would.
>>702449415
Why must you be so rood? ;--;
>>702449448
Le ones with be big pew pew guns! BOOM BOOM!
>>702449508
WoWs boom boom ships
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>>702449508
Sometimes

Other times I listen to music
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Sorry for late reply
>>702447134
Traps are waifus.
Men are husbandos.
>>702447695
He's pretty awesome yeah, but he's like, mildly autistic or something.But he really is just about the best brother you could ask for.
>Technically my half brother but we both look exactly the same and neither of our dads ever even met us (mine died of cancer, his ran off) and we've always been together so I've always counted him as my real brother.
My little brother is pretty cool too, but my younger brother is a dick.
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>>702449656
so world of warships? which one do you have?
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Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina oper mess kunt
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>>702449666
>traps aren't called waibandos
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>>702449501
i don't think it's going to be too bad this year aside from spanish, which i already hate, but even then spanish isn't that hard so far.
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>>702449508
Holy fuck cute overload
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>>702449508
MEGA
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>>702449666
>SATAN.
Yeah, younger brothers, from what I've heard, are usually dicks
>Especially me to my older sis.
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QOTT: Should i switch to a waifu i prefer, or keep the current one?

>inb4 heresy
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>>702449935
HERESY

Since you don't love this clock girl post lewds of her
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>>702449749
Just got my Myogi! It's awesome!
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>>702449648
Maybe calling you lazy wasn't the right word, stupid would be a better term, when you can just go out and GOOGLE lewds, you fucking primitive shit, haven't even discovered the power of google.
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>>702449935
Heresy, if you don't love your waifu, don't post her!
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>>702449935
Heretic!
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>>702450011
sorry, still need trips for that
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>>702448481
It does get crazy. Having fun with that?

>>702448627
>>702448289
>

>>702448777
Still playing tekkan right?
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>>702449935
heresy is alright
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>>702450133
Nah, Soul Calibur 3
>otherwise known as Tekken with Weapons.
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>>702450037
Google is too easy
And if I wanted something even easier I would just use exhentai
I just have literally nothing better to do than to post with you weebs

>>702450107
Stuck up bitch. You don't even love her
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>>702449935
Go with heresy, it's more fuuuuun!
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>>702449935
if you "prefer" someone else she isn't your waifu anyway

I'm actually curious how many people here think of there "waifu" as there wife
>>702450101
Fuck off mi liu
go back to lurking you cunt
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>>702450148
>heresy is alright
HERESY IS BAD.
>>702450227
Adopt a waifu if you wanna properly join.
>Doesn't even have to be anime waifu
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>>702449797
i can barely speak one language, but managed to pass spanish. You'll do fine.

>>702450133
It's too soon....
These wounds will not heal
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>>702450336
nah

I like anime and all but i'm not about to dedicate myself to one anime girl
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>>702450288
Penny does. Penny married his Waifu.
>Pic Related.
Kek.
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>>702449935
No she's a cute.
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>>702449779
>Waibando
Zozzled.
Also I'm going to be honest here, in that pic Felix has some serious orangutan hands.
>>702449928
Just one of the two I have is a dick so, eh.
>>702449935
I'm going to have to agree with >>702450011 having a waifu is about love and if you don't love her, you should just find one you do love.Plus I'd like some lewds of her.
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>>702450034
well cool have fun
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>>702449548
Not!

>>702449656
Ohhhhh, wait, I think I was gunna add you at some point, wasn't I?
>Going for that Hiei and Ashigara?

>>702449657
I almost 100% fall asleep to music.
>Eurobeat of course.

>>702449807
>>702449832
Stahp!

>>702449935
Just commit the heresy. If the love isn't there, it's worse to keep posting with them.
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>>702450432
I mean, all I do is post Angry Marines.
>But I have spent a lot of money on Angry Marines
>Devotion is a bitch. Kek.
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>>702450204
but can you live without Kurumi, it just wouldn't be the same calling Rory a pig slut while posting anyone else

>>702450227
sure i do

>>702450288
I picked Kurumi a long time ago
she kool, but there are better waifus

>>702450485
>waifu
>love
she's a fucking cartoon, i'm not that pathetic
>need trips for lewdz
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>>702450431
i think i only have to take one year of spanish so i'm pretty happy about that. how've you been?
>>
sup niggas its been ten thousand years since ive got on
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>>702450533
and I dont have disposable income for that kind of devotion

>>702450586
you have eyes for another waifu
which do you love?
This clock girl or the new girl you can't get off your mind?
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>>702450586
>He doesn't love his waifu
Not a waifu then.
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>>702450686
i think they're both good for different reasons

>Kurumi
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>>702450133
Not really lol. We have to write a program where the computer guesses a number we're thinking of. It's tricky
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>>702450514
No
Tsun
s
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n
Cutie
u
t
i
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>>702450630
hey mama
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>>702450485
Yeah, which is definitely good.
>Meanwhile I switched disciplines and I forgot how the "Soul Of Sophitia" fights
>Holy shit its powerful.
>One of my grabs is I kick away from them, fly up, and toss my shield into their spinal column.
>>702450463
Angry, you still have that saved? Cheeky bastard.
>>
Claimu

What's happening?
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>>702450630
Ten thousand years gone, ten thousand years for German reich!
>>702450514
Add me, my username is ReGardevoir
>of course :^)
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>>702450952
You know it.
I'll fight you.
Warhammer, 10PM, be there or be square you Tau loving bastard.
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>>702450514
I just listen to some calming music normally

I just go onto YGYL threads on /wsg/ and wait for someone to give the sauce to songs

It's normally worth the wait for the sauce
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>>702450989
Everyone's calling me out for having more than one waifu, and not loving them like a real wife
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>>702450599
Good. I am on a good streak of being good.
Just got to let it ride.

How's being great going?

>>702450630
Not long enough~
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>>702450630
Mami, hi!

Okay, I guess Waifu Wars Diplomacy will have to be shelved.
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>>702450533
Question, Angry Marine. Is the board version of Warhammer fun?
>Been wanting to get into something like a IRL DnD session or something like Warhammer for a while.
>Rory makes DnD seem fun as fuck, but another friend of mine makes this seem fun as well. Keeping my options open.

>>702450630
Sup Mami.

>>702450895
REEEEEEEE!

>>702451126
I always see the same things posted in those. Maybe I just don't look at them enough though.

>>702451015
Will add now before I forget again.
>Mfw I got halfway through Hieis missions in the span of 3-4 matches
DDs are just fucking cheating, but it's an oh so wonderful kind of cheating.
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>>702449508
Some spooky /x/perience that ended in me staying up all night not wanting to go to sleep. I was probably just hallucinating. Today was OW day. Went really well

>>702449517
We've all been there

>>702449656
Who do you think is cutest bote?

>>702449935
Do what feels genuine
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>>702451362
Cutie
u
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i
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Tsun
s
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n
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>>702451455
>>702451455
>>702451455
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>>702451048
How's it going, Matoi Anon?
>>702451149
What made that happen? i assume you said something that may have triggered this, or everybody is just being a goofball i suppose.

>Nui
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>>702450431
Aw :(
I forgot

>>702450863
WHAT

>>702450202
Oh kek

>shinoa
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