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How can I smoke weed in a room without making the whole room smell afterwards?

Also general stoner thread
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>>702445216
>You can buy smoke covering candles
>Incense burner
>Blanket at the bottom of your door
>Masking/painting tape around the seems of your door if need be
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>>702445566
>triple double not givin a fuck

I'm using a vapourisor my mate let me borrow whilst I do some sniff, then am going to take 10mg xanax and smoke a blunt of Kritikal Kush.
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>>702445216
easy hack
get toilet paper\paper towel cardboard center. stuff with lots of drier sheets. exhale smoke through tube. not perfect but works well. also load one hit bowels so anything left you don't inhale doesn't get into the room.
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>>702445216

Easy, Pax Vape. Do it all the time.
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you get an empty toilet paper roll and like 5 dryer sheets and stuff em into the toilet paper roll. Blow your smoke through the empty toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets and it smells clean. that or incense. its called a sploof
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Ozium
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>>702445216
You don't. You will have to mask the scent with candles or buy an air sanitize spray.
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>>702446228
I once put a Yankee candle air freshener next to a big bag of Cola going through a station. By the time I got to where I was going, the whole batch tasted of fucking Midnight Wind or some shit!
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>>702445216
just use a fucking pipe without filling it to the top, inhale as strong as yo can to not let scape the smoke and cover it perfectly with your hand afterwards, also cover the tip with your tongue and wait a few seconds to end combustion and inhale the remaining smoke, hold your breath as long as you can and exhale and inhale by bits until all the smoke is gone.
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>>702445216
Get a Vaporizer!
The smell only stays for five minutes with one.
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>>702445834
10mg of xanax? ... i can tell that you dont even know what xanax is. Nice try though. Make sure you study hard in high school.
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>>702445216
Just make some firecrackers, I made 2 just now
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>>702446744
If even 5 minutes. Then you can use the vaped weed in cookies.
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>>702446771
Kek this faggot must be a lightweight
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Get a vertically shaped fan. Fit that fan into your window. Make it airtight with blankets and random articles of clothing. Blow the smoke in the general vicinity and it will get sucked out of the room.
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You won't be able to, and it's just going to make you paranoid when you get high. Only way is edibles, perhaps a vaporizer or legit THC/CBD infused mouth fedora liquid
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Im on 2mg of clonazepam right now, is it safe to drink a couple of beers? also smiking weed
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>>702446771
I have a tolerance. I've already had 2*2mg today, and I need the 10mg to knock me the fuck out after sniffing all this for two days. I'll wake up later today feeling like a dogs arse.
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I just NEVER smoke in the house. It's just the easier way. Don't even bring ganj inside bro.
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>>702445216
take a toilet paper roll and stuff it full of dryer sheets. wrap one on the end and use a rubber band to hold it in place. blow your smoke into your toilet paper roll and bam your smoke now smells like dryer sheets
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>>702445216
Blow smoke through a tightly secured shirt in a corner.
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>>702447196
I don't know what happens whilst drinking on Clonaz.

>drink & diazepam makes you fall asleep
>drink & xanax makes you black out and stay awake
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>>702447278
>snorting benzodiazepinnes

It's like you want to waste money or something
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>>702447382

100% reggie doesn't leave a smell tho so OP can smoke reginald in the house but not dank
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Op obviously is a noob. Also I need weed damn it :(

Where my Pa stoners at????
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Dont listen to any of these fucks. If you smoke inside it WILL smell, and your parents will know about it either way. Just wait till they go to bed and go smoke outside. Trust me, i was a stoner in high school too. Dont do it.
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>>702445216
How do I inhale properly ?
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>>702447473
yeah that's also why im drinking coffee, hate to fall asleep on this shit, feels like a waste
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>>702445216
OP don't listen to half these Anons.
Smoking will stink up an entire room and you can't do a whole lot about it.
Sploofs (cardboard roll with dryer sheets)
Smoking under blankets
One hitting bowls and holding your breath in a closet

All of these help mask and contain the smell but you need to get the smell out of your room.

Here's the secret:
Put a fan in an open window and face it so the air is blowing outside.
Use a sploof when you exhale into the fan
Store your pipe inside of 3 baggies after you take each hit
When you finish you hide the pipe in the same 3 baggies, stuff inside a sweater and bundle it up inside a drawer.
Keep the fan going in the window for 30 mins and it's usually gone

It helps if you cook hot food and let it sit in the room you are smoking to help cover the smell.
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>>702447755
by activating your diaphragm
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>>702447511
Not snorting benzos lol they don't absorb anywhere near enough up the nose to justify that. I'm talking about a stimulant.
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>>702446228
I know you think youre being sly kid but youre not. The only reason you think it doesnt smell is because youre the one smoking. Your parents know you smoke, guaranteed.
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>>702447824
That's so much effort OP's gotta go through though just to get high when he could smoke outside. It's just going to make him paranoid when he's super high
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>>702445216
if you dont know already that non smokers can smell that shit from a mile away then full keks ahead. smoke in your parents bedroom and blow it through a towel, oh yeah open a window too and put on a bunch of fragrances and candles so it smells like you smoked in a flower garden. think about it, if someone smoked in your room and tried masking it you could tell, unless your parents are as autistic as you.
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>>702447853
mmmm I miss getting stimmy and taking a bunch of kpins when I crash, and then I'm just chill as fuck
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Just be a straight balla and raze a blunt in the middle of the house.
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>>702446978
This is the only way that actually works. Make sure to sploof it through the fan though for extra insurance
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>>702445216
You really can't. The best way to cover the smell after the fact is burnt toast. Just roll a doob and walk around outside smoking it like a cig then come back to your trap threads
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>>702448065
So sick innit. I'm just on to the pornocraze phase now. Got about 2 big lines left and I'm hoping my tolerance isn't going to just shit on what I made my final shot.
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>>702447952
This is true.
OP go to the woods and get high or somewhere that is solitude. I used to climb trees on streets with heavy traffic and get high up there.
You can even sit outside your house at night and smoke depending on your neighborhood.
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>>702445216
Move out of your parents house. Underage b&
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>>702445216
>>702445216
Use nag champa incense and go get a smoke buddy
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>>702448356

I've been on a morphine/PST bender for the past 3 months, getting high then fapping for the next hour or two. Gonna order me some clonazolam to help with the withdrawals so I can get off this shit for at least a little while
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>>702448448
this
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>>702446912
Blech that sounds awful
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>>702448440
>Climb trees
I'm a fucking adult, if I climb a tree and sit in it weed is gonna be the last of my problems.
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http://www.smokebuddy.com/

get one of these at your local head shop
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>>702446934
Leave him alone
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>>702448440
last part's true. I got a bunch of trees in my yard with low hanging branches that pretty much cocoon me in a personal forest. From the street it just looks like a big ass pecan tree's getting blazed
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>>702445216
>Make waterfall gravity bong/gravity bong
>Smoke in bathroom with shower on
>Turn on air vent if you have one
>Open window
>Let the water drain into toilet
>Blow smoke out of the window
>Shower for real to mask smell more

By the time you finish showering the smell should be gone, but leave the vent on/window open just for good measure.
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>>702447755
Activate diaphragm sequence.
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>>702448551
I got offered Oramorph but don't want to tread on that slippery slope. I'm on (pure 99+%) 4MMC, and after every bit that goes up my nose porn turns into the most glorious thing in existence. I wanna be done in an hour but my average is about 24 hours kek. Eporner is a HD life saver.
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Open the window and blow the smoke out of it. Put your shit away then leave the window open for another 30 mins before closing it.
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>>702445216
Op Just need to become a man if he wants to smoke like an alpha male not giving a cloudy fuck bout any kind of odors.

And maybe move in your own place, cuz mom n dad need some intercourses privacy.
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>>702445834
lol, alright kid, nice role playing.
10mg of Xanax would be no where near recreational or enjoyable.
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>>702448645
Mix it up enough and you don't taste it. Works well in PBJ or smoothies.
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>>702447278
Holy shit, and you're snorting them.
The only physically possible effect snorting can have is that some drips down your nose and into your stomach.
You're the absolute biggest kind of faggot.
Learn about drugs before you just do random shit to look cool.
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>>702449373
Not that guy. 10mg wont kill you, but it will absolutely put you in a sleep coma for at least 2 days. 6 mg made me sleep for 2 days straight. Bad bad news.
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>>702449373
Its not for recreation, its to knock me out or ill be awake for the next 2 days and I've got work tomorrow.
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>>702445216
Take empty toilet paper roll, pack with dryer sheets. Exhale through.
As for the pipe, I dunnah on that one brev.
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>>702449212
why is it so small
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>>702449116

Yeah for me it's only ever an issue if I have way more than 1 dose at a time, and when I ordered poppy seeds online I discovered I had 50 doses in one bag. The upside is 1 bag lasts about 2 months, and they don't cost more than 25 - 50 dollars. Never had issues with hydromorph, oxymorph, hydro/oxycodone, heroin even, but these seeds got me good. I've cold turkey'd before and I'll have plenty of clonaz and plenty of seeds to taper with so I'm not too worried, but I should def stay away after I get off this ride
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>>702449542
Easy playa, I'm not snorting xanax. I've been snorting 4mmc for the past few days and need a KO. I take 3-5mg nearly every night to sleep anyway, so 10 will do it without fail. Most I've ever done is 7mg and that was fine.
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Weed noob here, how long should edibles take to kick in?
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>>702445216
Just eat your THC
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>>702449879
Good luck man, this line's for you. Gonna crank it to Krissy Lynn cos she looks like my gf's work mate.
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>>702448667
Don't be a retard about it. You can legally climb a tree when it's on public property and you do it when you think no one will see you.
You don't have to climb too high to be easily out of sight.
Easy unless you're a fat ass.
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>>702450015
Varies wildly.
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>>702450219
I'm 28 years old, if anyone sees me doing that at 4am the police are being called.
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>>702447910
A sploof is a pretty common anti-scent device you fucking retard. It's not perfect, but it definitely helps. How about you stop being such a pretentious faggot?
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Smokebuddy and spoofs are usually good
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>>702450409
go to your roof at night
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>>702449818
Because texas is a giant rock and nothing can grow very tall
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>>702450015
Usually 1-2 hours, depends on how much you've eaten beforehand, etc. Most of the time people get impatient or think it isn't working after 40 minutes and pop 2 more and then get mentally fucked later on.
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>>702450558
I live in England bro, you can smoke it in the street - I smoke it in my room with a blanked at the door. But if you're out being weird in public you're fucked.
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>>702450612
Oh
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>>702449923
Where the fuck are you finding 4mmc nowadays. That shit was gold, but its been hard to find genuine post ban stuff
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Make a sploof (google it), dampish towel under down, window open, fan in window, vents closed
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>>702450194
One line was deceptively mountainous, here's two for you.
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>>702450771
I'm about to move to Scotland - do you think they would care at all there if I smoked it on the street or in my uni dorm?
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>>702450724
>1-2 hours
Oh shit, I'm being way too impatient then. Thanks anon.
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>>702450920
The stuff I've been getting for the last 18 months has been purer than when it was legal lol. Got lab tested at 99.76, the legal stuff was 97-99.0!

It's everywhere on the markets. Expensive as fuck though.

I love the stigma it has but everyone loved it.
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>>702451020
Mate, you'll be fucking fine smoking weed in Scotland. They have a heroin, crack and soon Meth problem.
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>>702445216
Ghost that shit, pussy
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The secret to a good sploof is those activated charcoal packets. Alternate between dryer sheets and toilet paper, and throw one of those packets in the middle. Works like a charm.
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>>702451390
Ill have to look around.
I remember post ban there was a lot of scamming going on.
DNMs have been less than quality ime but if it's around and in high purity I'm gonna find that shit. I just thought it was a lost gem at this point.
One of my favorite drugs by far.
Thanks anon
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>>702451023
Yeah it usually takes at least an hour and a half for me. It's annoying that it takes so long but once it settles in it lasts for a long fucking time compared to smoking. Still, not a huge fan of edibles. The inconsistency in timing and potency kinda sucks, I prefer being able to smoke hit by hit and gauge the effect immediately to reach a desired effect. Plus I can still operate after smoking, edibles usually turn me into a fucking zombie and put me out of commission for the rest of the day
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You could take a moment of your time and walk out the front door and smoke outside ya lazy fuck
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>>702449637
Haha I'm not saying it will kill you; the beauty of Xanax is how hard it truly is to die from it alone. All I'm saying is that there's absolute no recreational reason to be 10mgs. Unless your idea of a fun Saturday night is waking up from a coma in the hospital.
>>702449669
lol, you are not waking up for work tomorrow if you truly just took 10mgs.
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>>702452123
It was a lost gem for a while, but several countries in Europe have started making it. So it won't be long until it trickles back into everyone's shopping list. The good stuff at least.

Some of the shit I used to get burned with whilst trying to find half decent stuff was awful. If i do another line of pure MSG ever again in my life I'm gonna turn into a fucking pot noodle.

Get your feelers out, because there's lots of it. It's my favourite drug of all time, fucking love everything about it apart from the smell that burns into your clothes and the horrible people you fuck because you just put the note directly into the bag in the toilet and walked out straight into a fat bird with huge tits you can't take your eyes off. As the half g, if your lucky, hits you're left easily suggestible to a huge pair of tits. Good night.
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>>702452894
I've not taken them yet, and it's 430am, I've got work in about 30 hours.
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>>702445951
>>702450419
also called a mute
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>>702451023
whoa there it is
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>>702451622
what are you babbling about
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Vape pen yo
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>>702452624
this guy's right
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>>702445216
just smoke the fucking weed u dumb as fuck
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fold a napkin around one of those dryer sheets you use when doing laundry (make sure it has a strong smell) and exhale into it, if you feel it doesn't fully get the smell covered unfold it and spray febreeze or any air freshener into the dryer sheet and fold it back and repeat the process.
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>>702452894
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>>702445834
>>702446771
>>702447278
>>702447511
>>702449542
you're all retarded i snort xanax all the time and it works i can eat 10 4mg bars and be xoomin. first time i did xanax i had the pure alprazolam powder and accidentally ate 80mg.
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>>702454856
Yeah it works, I'm not denying that. But it's much less efficient than consuming it orally. Same with snorting oxycodone. Oral bioavailability is nearly 100%, while intranasal is only around 50%. Snorting the drug results in higher peak plasma levels in the blood than eating the same amount, but you're getting less. You'll be higher, initially, but it is short lived and you are still ingesting less of it and you won't be high as long.
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>>702453906
k
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>>702448645

You don't bake it directly in the cookies silly. You make a butter reduction which is then used in place of regular butter in the recipe. It doesn't taste like anything other than regular cookie.
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flush ur weed and kill urself OP
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>>702445216
Make a 1 hitter pipe/bong. Rip the bowl in one hit. Hold breath as long as you can And blow out the window
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>>702445216
Get a titan 2 weed vape for 15$ on fasttech, it doesnt smell much and it dissipates within 10 mins with no windows open or anything and it wont travel through walls or doors

It aso gets me pretty fucking baked
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i recently discovered if you take a box fan and put a few dryer sheets behind it while its going it will make the whole room smell like laundry
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>>702457728
>won't travel through walls
OH MY FUCKING SIDES
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>>702445216
Stand on the toilet in the bathroom, blow into bathroom fan
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>>702447910
this, thought i was slick, turns out my parents were just cool. unless you have shit weed, they can smell it. stand around someone who just smoked and you will understand how rank you are.
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Put some pop corn in the microwave for like 10 minutes
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>>702457728
Usually when I smoke, my kitchen turns into the scene from Paranormal Activity. Pots and pans flying everywhere after 1 hit of the blunt.
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>>702445216
Just inject the weed in your veins. There will be no smoke
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>>702445216
try a vaporizer and a homemade smoke buddy
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>>702445216
buy cannabis incense and burn it whenever you smoke weed. if anyone asks about the smell tell them it's just the cannabis incense
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>>702457327
yo like real talk tho i feel like that'd be delicious cuz i kinda like the taste and it'd be like granola
damn i wanna try that now
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>>702445216
get some 420 spray that shit just eats the odor .
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>>702446912
If you vaped proper than all you're doing is dirtying up your cookies. There shouldn't be any THC left when your done vaping so there's no point of eating the leftover weed.
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>>702458935
>tfw no stoner lolipop gf
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>>702459413
I've heard that shits toxic though no thank you
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>>702445216
U can't just fuck it
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>>702459469
>than
Ha like I trust someone who would make such a grammatical error
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>>702446493
Bump. Ozium is fucking god. Dunno why this wasn't the first suggestion
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>>702447824
Did you really just suggest putting a hot pipe inside a plastic bag? What if my man is rolling his smoke? Or if he's trying to get really fucked up using a gravity bong or some other silly shit like that?
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>>702455740
>Not knowing about the drip
I remember my first pill.
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>get tube
>stick one end in your ads hole
>inhale dank smoke
>exhale through tube
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>take xanax once a few years ago
>get home to family, drift from kitchen to couch to desk because everything gets boring fast
>go to bed 2 hours early
>legitimately didn't even notice I was high, just remembered being bored all evening
I don't understand xanax at all. What's the appeal?
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>>702446744
Lmao definitely not the case for me. I bought four different ones and not once did I get away with it.
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>>702447511
>>702449542
>Not understanding that nearly the entire pill will drip
>Believing you lose a bunch of the pill in the nostril
Hehe you anon's are funny c:
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>>702460391
You don't understand it because you went to sleep while you were on it. You wouldn't understand any drug if you just went to sleep while you were on it and missed out on the effects. Fuck up.
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>>702460517
You do - it gets absorbed into your body. I have no idea how much but that's why your nose gets sore with coke.
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>>702451810
You filtering smoke or water there Bear Grills?
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>>702460674
I was going for about 4 hours before I went to bed. How long is the high?
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>>702459663
are you mentally handicapped boy
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>>702459339
Like I said. PBJ or in a smoothie.
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>>702459854
if you're gonna call someone out you should make sure you're right before you hit the post button you nematode
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>>702460719
It's literally such a small amount that it makes a negligible difference. The only difference between snorting/swallowing is the immediate rush from snorting.
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>>702461141
problem solved
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>>702460956
idk man the texture is satisfying. It's like planty granola.
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>>702457910
Why is that funny
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>>702461141
>"MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS"
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>>702446771
>10mg of xanax
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>>702460830
Depends how much you took.
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>>702445216
Window and a fan or use a sploof with a shit ton of dryer sheets
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>>702461476
Either .5 or 1. I was ~50 kg at the time if that indicates anything.
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>>702460391
im not a fan of downers. it just makes me tired and im already a tired person. you apparently have to fight the sleep to get to the high but i'd rather save my money.
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>>702461181
>you're
Okay now I know you're just trolling
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>>702460830
Xanax is a drug for people with social anxiety it helps me fuck loads but i ran out but it can make you tired the reason you went to sleep is probaly you felt all warm and had not one problem in the world
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>>702461471
2mg of xanax fucks me up could not imagen 10 mg
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>>702461657
Does it make you write and think in incomplete sentences???
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>>702461241
Digestive enzymes break down the drug in the stomach. Insufflation prevents this because much of the drug is being absorbed through the mucus membrane of your sinuses directly into your bloodstream.

It's like the difference between drinking alcohol and pouring it in your ass. If you drink it, the stomach and liver break it down... if you put it in your ass its absorbed directly into the bloodstream through the mucus membrane of the GI tract.
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>>702461769
That bugs me too, but it's honestly weird that everyone gets so worked up about shitty grammar while posting when talking about drugs but nowhere else. Is it the perception difference between "wow this guy's a fucking retard" and "wow this guy turned himself into a fucking retard"?
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>>702461427
lol
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>>702461578
That's a really small dose. Probably feel slight effects for 30-45 mins. Your weight doesn't mean anything really. If you want to experience a good high take 2-10mg. Although as a beginner you should start kinda low, wouldn't advice 10mg first time unless you wanna wake up somewhere unexpected lol. Also, take it all at once, don't be one of the fags who breaks a bar into .5's and takes one every 30 minutes or some shit like that.
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>>702445216
Well I used to blow the smoke in a towel at school in the br I'd take a hit from a pipe put it out as fast as I can with my finger so No smoke got I'm the air at all and then blow my hit after the bowl was out keep that from getting any where I would also hold my nose so no smoke got out, tightly too.. That usually worked it smells so little that the smell will clear right up and not stink the whole room up .. Tho it isn't very relaxing it's kind of intense (at least the way I did it) if u really really don't wanna get caught. It won't stink the room up just smell a little bit for about 15 minutes or maybe even 5.. Open a window put on some vents, fans spray refreeze and you'll be fine, smoke a cigarette
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>>702455740
throw it under your tongue, high ba and fast onset
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>>702460391
If you pay attention to your body and mind you would notice the effects, your one of those idiots who says "its not hitting" when you can barley think
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Why couldn't we save them bros
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>>702460517
you are an idiot, how does cocaine work then? its not like you get THAT high from the drip (~10%)
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>>702461944
Definitely the latter
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>>702446986
This. I used to get so paranoid about people finding out I'd smoked, back when I was a kid, that it absolutely ruined the high.
Nowadays I only smoke in a situation where I know I'll be fine, and can forget about everything.
No matter what you do, no matter how much you may trust of have tested any method used, once you smoke you're certainly going to believe everyone in the world knows you did it, and hate yourself for it.
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>>702461879
You seem to be missing the point.

Only a very small amount of the drug is absorbed through the mucus membrane. You have to think about what is actually happening when you're snorting a bar. It's a large pill, the nostril is coated in a thin film very quickly, the rest of the powder sits on top on that powder, basically dry, for a very short period until the drip starts.

What you're saying is correct, but your not absorbing an entire pill in your nose. That would be silly to think. I can't say how much is absorbed into the mucus membrane but I would guess less than .10mg, and that's giving your argument the benefit of the doubt.
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>>702462451
Gr8 b8 m8
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>>702462732
What is it
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>>702462732
be like my man and only smoke hash, it hold a lesser stanky smell and can be cleared easier
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Weed is for niggers.
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>>702463001
Dmt
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>>702463152
yes, that is why only white people can grow proper weed....

gtfo nigger, its a herb
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>>702447382
You smoke on the street like a hobo or what?
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>>702463708
>like a hobo

lol, this kid...

i fucking smoke weed everywhere, in my flat, in my car, in non smoking areas, in public, i just dont give a fuck
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>>702462396
We've been trying for years
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>>702445216
GRAB A STRAW AND BLOW IT UP YOUR FRIENDS ASS HOLE! TAKE TURNS AND WHENEVER YOUR OUTSIDE JUST FART IT OUT AND NO ONE WILL KNOW A THING
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Anyone ever bought from the deep web and is it reliable?
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If I don't vote for trump, I will get raped
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>>702464998
please greentext yall, general interest
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do dabs with a window open
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>>702459008
>>702445216
Just use a vaporizer, I use it all the time in my room without anyone noticing
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>>702462670
holy shit nice man. here in mexico i fucking dream of taking real lsd, it sucks
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>>702450015
Anywhere from 30 minutes to 3 hours. You really never know until you do it
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For me I have a fan attached to my window and I turn it around so its facing outside, then blow my smoke into it
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>>702464998I have a friend that swears by it though j never have personally. I'm a pleb with tech and fear I would end up getting caught
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how long you boyz been smoking the jazz cabbage? bout 7 years here
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>>702465726
whut part of mexico?
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>>702466052
nuevo leon, monterrey. probably i could find some in san pedro or something but im awkward as fuck so. where u from man, what u smokin?
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>>702466011
I smoked a couple times when I was a freshman in highschool but didn't really start until the end of my senior year of HS. So off and on the past 10 years
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>>702466000
Checked
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>>702465153
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>>702465302
>>702464998
bumping also interested in deep web
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>>702445216
Blow out a window turn on a fan spray febreeze or preferably ozium
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>>702466284
yeah girl, i had a similar experience. I tried it at my nigga Gavin's house for the first time in 12th grade and didn't really toke too much again until mid-way through college. Now I 420 BLAZE IT LIKE ERRDAY
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>>702445216
I always take a hefty pee in an open container and let the putrid piss smell waft in the air. It masks almost anything. My room always smell like piss though.
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>>702466206
naiice. i'm from Atlanta, Jawjuh. I have visited your fair city of Cancun and partook it some of your most glorious mids. That's actually what I'm blazing now.
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>>702466717
i love it
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>>702445216
walk outside you pathetic faggot.
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Is it possible to not get high on weed?

I tried it yesterday for the first time and took like 5 lungfuls of it and it scratched me throat and burned my chest cuz I've never smoked anything before not even a cig but I didn't really feel anything, maybe a little bit less blue but that's it
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>>702466949
you didnt inhale correctly
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>>702467162
But I got it into my chest didn't I? What did I do wrong
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>>702466949
its normal for first smokers to not get high the first time they smoke. my gf smoked like 4 times and she felt it till like his 5th time
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ive only weeded twice but my mom didnt catch me either time i think Ull be fine
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>>702466206
deep web is ur friend, pero se me hace raro que no encuentres lsd. todo es NBOMe?
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>>702467390
i gotta weedeat tomorrow.
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>>702467445
got any reliable sources links anything? i don't trust google
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>>702467215
idk what you did wrong but its common for people to fuck up and not get high the first try
just try again and inhale deeper
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>>702467240
>gf
>his
Alright that's a shame I wanted to try high, guess I'll have to get some more when I come home from my trip
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>>702467639
www.deepweb.com
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>>702467639
www. deepweb .com
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>>702466949
Keep trying dude, I mean if getting high is yr goal. First 3-4 times I felt kinda fuzzy but not much, then I smoked a huge bong rip and watched my friend play some terrible turok game on the ps2 and it was amazing.
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>>702467680
his gf is a trap
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>>702445951
The zube tube doesn't really work if the place doesn't smell like weed already
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>>702467808
Yeah I was in a really bad breakup so getting high and sleeping around with some city chicks is my plan for the next few weeks
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>>702466949
I didnt get high til my third or fourth time smoking and the first 2 times I smoked a decent amount
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>>702445216
This is all you need. Lasts 3 months. Exhale the smoke into it and leaves literally zero smell, i promise.
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>>702445216
take a shower you pig
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>>702464998
yes, just do a lot of research before ordering and understand what you're doing
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>>702467833
no shes not. she has a niiiiice ass. i love it in my face.
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>>702468212
i love how fucking sears carries that and how you're using metropcs like a nigger
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>>702468107
My Nigga, just find girls that are into smoking. Best date I ever had was getting lit as fucc with a girl and watching point break.
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>>702467639
reddit.com/r/darknetmarkets
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>>702468813
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>>702468707
Good idea
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>>702447590
I'm in NJ I only got 80 grams right now
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>>702469662
o n l y e i g h t y g r a m s ?
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>>702445216
Just Open the windows stupid
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>>702466949
Jamie the tech guy from Joe Rogan Experience podcast can't get high from cannabis.
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>>702447590
yo where you at?
im 570
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>>702445216
>Rip off a small single hit.
>Burn it all in one go
>hold that shit in
>absorb all of it
>You should exhale no smoke.
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>>702469994
>HELLO, OFFICER
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How many vaginas can I pack into a bowl?
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Inhale really hard to not let smoke escape, then breathe out through some scented dryer sheets
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>>702470153
Fuck off nugmuncher
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January heightening actual bookmaking of can't dance hesitate makes handshakes .
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>>702445216
Do this
>pic related
fuck everything else.
also get this shit called Ozium.
3 sprays in a fully hotboxed room and you're golden.
i can be smoking a blunt of the dankest buds in the world and you wont smell it on the other side of the door.
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>>702470076
im Hacking you'r Main Frame right now kid
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>>702470076
you're done
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>>702446771
A bar is 2mg wtf are you retards talking about where the fuck do you even get 10mg pill?
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>>702470554
I get my 10mg pills at kmart. Must be a regional thing.
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>>702470050
you are retarded, its going to smell up your room still blow it out a smoke buddy
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>>702448448
terrible trim m8
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>>702470472
>>702470535
Wasn't my frame, borrowed it from some kids on the jungle gym, Officer Quincy.
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>>702470850
Trimpossible
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>>702470456
Your fucking set up. I can't stop laughing. Swastika to the left, ratchet blanket setup to the right. Beer and bitches on the floor... fuck. Wanna hangout sometime?
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>>702471401
lol those are flyers for hookers from vegas. and that beer is the best bourbon on the planet.
i also have this
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>>702471718
classy hoe
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>>702445216
I find vapes don't stink rooms up, you can get pretty good ones for not much.
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Simply put, YOU CANNOT.
A non smoker walking into a room where somebody has smoked weed is like walking straight into the ocean; you cannot fucking breath without it getting into your lungs, and it's very evident why.
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>>702470456
Where did you get that flag if I may ask.
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>>702466949
Meh, they always say the first few times you smoke you don't feel anything
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>>702448090
Dis
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>>702471119
gtfo
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>>702445216
Sploofed into the back corner of my closet, also smoked snappers out of a miny bong.
Worked for like 4 years
Only scent that ever got me caught was the fucking hemp wick, or after that, a candle.
Worked for like 4 years.
Then today my dad's like hey son what's that, your driver's license?
Nope, Weed card.
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>>702475159
'T A R D

and just to think if you'd put all that money you wasted on weed in the bank you'd have over a quarter million today
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someone tell me how to buy weed.
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>>702475420
go to colorado and walk in any store
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>>702475306
its a drug thread fuck off retard
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>>702475536
if you'd invested in an index fund you'd probably be north of half a million
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>>702445216
Blow through the hole. 100% works. Been using them for years.
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>>702475791
smart. i like it. you hot nigga
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Sploofs don't work 100%. WIll cut like 40% but shits still gonna reek. You need a smoke buddy. Take snaps out of a bong and make sure to 100% blow it thru the smoke buddy out the window and there will be no smell.

Or get a vape. I vaped when I went a christian university my first year of school.
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>>702474780
Trimpressive display of back bone. Triminator 5-6 Pick up a plastic cup and repeatedly crush it, will get be made a film.

>Trimone and Tumba
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>>702475610
im not the one you were talking to???
ok buddy but like seriously go start something over at the church you arent changing anything here
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>>702445216
You can't go outside
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>>702445951
>one hit bowels
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>>702448869
By the time i finish showering my high was ruined, fuck this.
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>>702475610
how much money do u have saved
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>>702473587
my mom got it for me one day at a tag sale. she came home and said. "I thought of you"
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How does one smoke hash?
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>>702461421
This nigga thinks chronic smoke is walking round his crib like fuck 9/11 girders.

I reread your post, as I'm high as fuck. Sweet vape pen, 7.5g xanax, made more sense of it. So...You got a vapourisor and you're buzzed.
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>>702468813
Love letters...
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