How can I smoke weed in a room without making the whole room smell afterwards?
Also general stoner thread
get toilet paper\paper towel cardboard center. stuff with lots of drier sheets. exhale smoke through tube. not perfect but works well. also load one hit bowels so anything left you don't inhale doesn't get into the room.
you get an empty toilet paper roll and like 5 dryer sheets and stuff em into the toilet paper roll. Blow your smoke through the empty toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets and it smells clean. that or incense. its called a sploof
You don't. You will have to mask the scent with candles or buy an air sanitize spray.
I once put a Yankee candle air freshener next to a big bag of Cola going through a station. By the time I got to where I was going, the whole batch tasted of fucking Midnight Wind or some shit!
just use a fucking pipe without filling it to the top, inhale as strong as yo can to not let scape the smoke and cover it perfectly with your hand afterwards, also cover the tip with your tongue and wait a few seconds to end combustion and inhale the remaining smoke, hold your breath as long as you can and exhale and inhale by bits until all the smoke is gone.
Get a vertically shaped fan. Fit that fan into your window. Make it airtight with blankets and random articles of clothing. Blow the smoke in the general vicinity and it will get sucked out of the room.
I have a tolerance. I've already had 2*2mg today, and I need the 10mg to knock me the fuck out after sniffing all this for two days. I'll wake up later today feeling like a dogs arse.
take a toilet paper roll and stuff it full of dryer sheets. wrap one on the end and use a rubber band to hold it in place. blow your smoke into your toilet paper roll and bam your smoke now smells like dryer sheets
Dont listen to any of these fucks. If you smoke inside it WILL smell, and your parents will know about it either way. Just wait till they go to bed and go smoke outside. Trust me, i was a stoner in high school too. Dont do it.
OP don't listen to half these Anons.
Smoking will stink up an entire room and you can't do a whole lot about it.
Sploofs (cardboard roll with dryer sheets)
Smoking under blankets
One hitting bowls and holding your breath in a closet
All of these help mask and contain the smell but you need to get the smell out of your room.
Here's the secret:
Put a fan in an open window and face it so the air is blowing outside.
Use a sploof when you exhale into the fan
Store your pipe inside of 3 baggies after you take each hit
When you finish you hide the pipe in the same 3 baggies, stuff inside a sweater and bundle it up inside a drawer.
Keep the fan going in the window for 30 mins and it's usually gone
It helps if you cook hot food and let it sit in the room you are smoking to help cover the smell.
if you dont know already that non smokers can smell that shit from a mile away then full keks ahead. smoke in your parents bedroom and blow it through a towel, oh yeah open a window too and put on a bunch of fragrances and candles so it smells like you smoked in a flower garden. think about it, if someone smoked in your room and tried masking it you could tell, unless your parents are as autistic as you.
You really can't. The best way to cover the smell after the fact is burnt toast. Just roll a doob and walk around outside smoking it like a cig then come back to your trap threads
This is true.
OP go to the woods and get high or somewhere that is solitude. I used to climb trees on streets with heavy traffic and get high up there.
You can even sit outside your house at night and smoke depending on your neighborhood.
Move out of your parents house. Underage b&
I've been on a morphine/PST bender for the past 3 months, getting high then fapping for the next hour or two. Gonna order me some clonazolam to help with the withdrawals so I can get off this shit for at least a little while
last part's true. I got a bunch of trees in my yard with low hanging branches that pretty much cocoon me in a personal forest. From the street it just looks like a big ass pecan tree's getting blazed
>Make waterfall gravity bong/gravity bong
>Smoke in bathroom with shower on
>Turn on air vent if you have one
>Let the water drain into toilet
>Blow smoke out of the window
>Shower for real to mask smell more
By the time you finish showering the smell should be gone, but leave the vent on/window open just for good measure.
I got offered Oramorph but don't want to tread on that slippery slope. I'm on (pure 99+%) 4MMC, and after every bit that goes up my nose porn turns into the most glorious thing in existence. I wanna be done in an hour but my average is about 24 hours kek. Eporner is a HD life saver.
Open the window and blow the smoke out of it. Put your shit away then leave the window open for another 30 mins before closing it.
Op Just need to become a man if he wants to smoke like an alpha male not giving a cloudy fuck bout any kind of odors.
And maybe move in your own place, cuz mom n dad need some intercourses privacy.
Holy shit, and you're snorting them.
The only physically possible effect snorting can have is that some drips down your nose and into your stomach.
You're the absolute biggest kind of faggot.
Learn about drugs before you just do random shit to look cool.
Yeah for me it's only ever an issue if I have way more than 1 dose at a time, and when I ordered poppy seeds online I discovered I had 50 doses in one bag. The upside is 1 bag lasts about 2 months, and they don't cost more than 25 - 50 dollars. Never had issues with hydromorph, oxymorph, hydro/oxycodone, heroin even, but these seeds got me good. I've cold turkey'd before and I'll have plenty of clonaz and plenty of seeds to taper with so I'm not too worried, but I should def stay away after I get off this ride
Easy playa, I'm not snorting xanax. I've been snorting 4mmc for the past few days and need a KO. I take 3-5mg nearly every night to sleep anyway, so 10 will do it without fail. Most I've ever done is 7mg and that was fine.
Don't be a retard about it. You can legally climb a tree when it's on public property and you do it when you think no one will see you.
You don't have to climb too high to be easily out of sight.
Easy unless you're a fat ass.
Usually 1-2 hours, depends on how much you've eaten beforehand, etc. Most of the time people get impatient or think it isn't working after 40 minutes and pop 2 more and then get mentally fucked later on.
The stuff I've been getting for the last 18 months has been purer than when it was legal lol. Got lab tested at 99.76, the legal stuff was 97-99.0!
It's everywhere on the markets. Expensive as fuck though.
I love the stigma it has but everyone loved it.
Ill have to look around.
I remember post ban there was a lot of scamming going on.
DNMs have been less than quality ime but if it's around and in high purity I'm gonna find that shit. I just thought it was a lost gem at this point.
One of my favorite drugs by far.
Yeah it usually takes at least an hour and a half for me. It's annoying that it takes so long but once it settles in it lasts for a long fucking time compared to smoking. Still, not a huge fan of edibles. The inconsistency in timing and potency kinda sucks, I prefer being able to smoke hit by hit and gauge the effect immediately to reach a desired effect. Plus I can still operate after smoking, edibles usually turn me into a fucking zombie and put me out of commission for the rest of the day
Haha I'm not saying it will kill you; the beauty of Xanax is how hard it truly is to die from it alone. All I'm saying is that there's absolute no recreational reason to be 10mgs. Unless your idea of a fun Saturday night is waking up from a coma in the hospital.
lol, you are not waking up for work tomorrow if you truly just took 10mgs.
It was a lost gem for a while, but several countries in Europe have started making it. So it won't be long until it trickles back into everyone's shopping list. The good stuff at least.
Some of the shit I used to get burned with whilst trying to find half decent stuff was awful. If i do another line of pure MSG ever again in my life I'm gonna turn into a fucking pot noodle.
Get your feelers out, because there's lots of it. It's my favourite drug of all time, fucking love everything about it apart from the smell that burns into your clothes and the horrible people you fuck because you just put the note directly into the bag in the toilet and walked out straight into a fat bird with huge tits you can't take your eyes off. As the half g, if your lucky, hits you're left easily suggestible to a huge pair of tits. Good night.
fold a napkin around one of those dryer sheets you use when doing laundry (make sure it has a strong smell) and exhale into it, if you feel it doesn't fully get the smell covered unfold it and spray febreeze or any air freshener into the dryer sheet and fold it back and repeat the process.
you're all retarded i snort xanax all the time and it works i can eat 10 4mg bars and be xoomin. first time i did xanax i had the pure alprazolam powder and accidentally ate 80mg.
Yeah it works, I'm not denying that. But it's much less efficient than consuming it orally. Same with snorting oxycodone. Oral bioavailability is nearly 100%, while intranasal is only around 50%. Snorting the drug results in higher peak plasma levels in the blood than eating the same amount, but you're getting less. You'll be higher, initially, but it is short lived and you are still ingesting less of it and you won't be high as long.
You don't bake it directly in the cookies silly. You make a butter reduction which is then used in place of regular butter in the recipe. It doesn't taste like anything other than regular cookie.
Get a titan 2 weed vape for 15$ on fasttech, it doesnt smell much and it dissipates within 10 mins with no windows open or anything and it wont travel through walls or doors
It aso gets me pretty fucking baked
this, thought i was slick, turns out my parents were just cool. unless you have shit weed, they can smell it. stand around someone who just smoked and you will understand how rank you are.
Put some pop corn in the microwave for like 10 minutes
Did you really just suggest putting a hot pipe inside a plastic bag? What if my man is rolling his smoke? Or if he's trying to get really fucked up using a gravity bong or some other silly shit like that?
>take xanax once a few years ago
>get home to family, drift from kitchen to couch to desk because everything gets boring fast
>go to bed 2 hours early
>legitimately didn't even notice I was high, just remembered being bored all evening
I don't understand xanax at all. What's the appeal?
You don't understand it because you went to sleep while you were on it. You wouldn't understand any drug if you just went to sleep while you were on it and missed out on the effects. Fuck up.
Xanax is a drug for people with social anxiety it helps me fuck loads but i ran out but it can make you tired the reason you went to sleep is probaly you felt all warm and had not one problem in the world
Digestive enzymes break down the drug in the stomach. Insufflation prevents this because much of the drug is being absorbed through the mucus membrane of your sinuses directly into your bloodstream.
It's like the difference between drinking alcohol and pouring it in your ass. If you drink it, the stomach and liver break it down... if you put it in your ass its absorbed directly into the bloodstream through the mucus membrane of the GI tract.
That bugs me too, but it's honestly weird that everyone gets so worked up about shitty grammar while posting when talking about drugs but nowhere else. Is it the perception difference between "wow this guy's a fucking retard" and "wow this guy turned himself into a fucking retard"?
That's a really small dose. Probably feel slight effects for 30-45 mins. Your weight doesn't mean anything really. If you want to experience a good high take 2-10mg. Although as a beginner you should start kinda low, wouldn't advice 10mg first time unless you wanna wake up somewhere unexpected lol. Also, take it all at once, don't be one of the fags who breaks a bar into .5's and takes one every 30 minutes or some shit like that.
Well I used to blow the smoke in a towel at school in the br I'd take a hit from a pipe put it out as fast as I can with my finger so No smoke got I'm the air at all and then blow my hit after the bowl was out keep that from getting any where I would also hold my nose so no smoke got out, tightly too.. That usually worked it smells so little that the smell will clear right up and not stink the whole room up .. Tho it isn't very relaxing it's kind of intense (at least the way I did it) if u really really don't wanna get caught. It won't stink the room up just smell a little bit for about 15 minutes or maybe even 5.. Open a window put on some vents, fans spray refreeze and you'll be fine, smoke a cigarette
This. I used to get so paranoid about people finding out I'd smoked, back when I was a kid, that it absolutely ruined the high.
Nowadays I only smoke in a situation where I know I'll be fine, and can forget about everything.
No matter what you do, no matter how much you may trust of have tested any method used, once you smoke you're certainly going to believe everyone in the world knows you did it, and hate yourself for it.
You seem to be missing the point.
Only a very small amount of the drug is absorbed through the mucus membrane. You have to think about what is actually happening when you're snorting a bar. It's a large pill, the nostril is coated in a thin film very quickly, the rest of the powder sits on top on that powder, basically dry, for a very short period until the drip starts.
What you're saying is correct, but your not absorbing an entire pill in your nose. That would be silly to think. I can't say how much is absorbed into the mucus membrane but I would guess less than .10mg, and that's giving your argument the benefit of the doubt.
how long you boyz been smoking the jazz cabbage? bout 7 years here
yeah girl, i had a similar experience. I tried it at my nigga Gavin's house for the first time in 12th grade and didn't really toke too much again until mid-way through college. Now I 420 BLAZE IT LIKE ERRDAY
I always take a hefty pee in an open container and let the putrid piss smell waft in the air. It masks almost anything. My room always smell like piss though.
Is it possible to not get high on weed?
I tried it yesterday for the first time and took like 5 lungfuls of it and it scratched me throat and burned my chest cuz I've never smoked anything before not even a cig but I didn't really feel anything, maybe a little bit less blue but that's it
Keep trying dude, I mean if getting high is yr goal. First 3-4 times I felt kinda fuzzy but not much, then I smoked a huge bong rip and watched my friend play some terrible turok game on the ps2 and it was amazing.
This is all you need. Lasts 3 months. Exhale the smoke into it and leaves literally zero smell, i promise.
no shes not. she has a niiiiice ass. i love it in my face.
My Nigga, just find girls that are into smoking. Best date I ever had was getting lit as fucc with a girl and watching point break.
January heightening actual bookmaking of can't dance hesitate makes handshakes .
fuck everything else.
also get this shit called Ozium.
3 sprays in a fully hotboxed room and you're golden.
i can be smoking a blunt of the dankest buds in the world and you wont smell it on the other side of the door.
lol those are flyers for hookers from vegas. and that beer is the best bourbon on the planet.
i also have this
Simply put, YOU CANNOT.
A non smoker walking into a room where somebody has smoked weed is like walking straight into the ocean; you cannot fucking breath without it getting into your lungs, and it's very evident why.
Where did you get that flag if I may ask.
Sploofed into the back corner of my closet, also smoked snappers out of a miny bong.
Worked for like 4 years
Only scent that ever got me caught was the fucking hemp wick, or after that, a candle.
Worked for like 4 years.
Then today my dad's like hey son what's that, your driver's license?
Nope, Weed card.
Blow through the hole. 100% works. Been using them for years.
Sploofs don't work 100%. WIll cut like 40% but shits still gonna reek. You need a smoke buddy. Take snaps out of a bong and make sure to 100% blow it thru the smoke buddy out the window and there will be no smell.
Or get a vape. I vaped when I went a christian university my first year of school.
This nigga thinks chronic smoke is walking round his crib like fuck 9/11 girders.
I reread your post, as I'm high as fuck. Sweet vape pen, 7.5g xanax, made more sense of it. So...You got a vapourisor and you're buzzed.