We poorly describe games and try to guess them.
>AH SKEET SKEET MOTHER FUCKER!!
>VRMMMM
>>702438894
Need for speed underground
>>702438963
You know it!
>>702438894
TO THE WINDOOOW
TO THE WALL
>>702439316
FROM THE SWEAT THAT DRIPS DOWN MY BALLS!
>Foreign man thinks I don't know what crayon looks like
>I, in fact, do
>Love him anyway
>>702439543
That doesn't even sound like anything
Save a member of your party
Delete all your saves
>>702439679
Lego starwars?
>>702439620
>poorly describe games
>poorly
Welcome to the thread
>everybody's talkin bout my pants
>I did not do the murder
>I just may or may not have done some other murders
>Christ, that guy talked a lot
>nuclear war erupts
>run to vault 111 with wife and son
>get frozen by vault tech
>wake up, son stolen by the institute, wife murdered
>wake up again, explore the commonwealth to find son, fuck around with factions of your choice too
>>702440753
Dark Souls III
>>702438894
beep....beep....beep....beep..beep..beep.
>>702440753
This is a hard one.....
>>702440628
Grand Theft Auto IV?
I'm peruvian and eres rata jajaja
>>702438894
>hate art
>fcking panphlets
>oh, my best friend and my boyfriend are dead
>>702440917
Keep Exploding and Nobody Talks
>>702441244
Dota
>>702441269
>fuck tath turtle
>>702439679
Nier?
>>702439887
Nope, another clue
So many red balls
>what the fuck is this
>why the fuck is there blood everywhere
>WHY DID MY MUSIC STOP
>FUCK YOU, YOU LONG NOSED BASTARD
>fuck this tower
>fuck the moon, wait, thats not the moon
>fuck
>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>heeeeaaaaalllll
>>702441465
Yes
>>702441295
ding ding ding ding
idiota maricon
>sneaky
>buddies are a combination of autistic animals
>kill all the bad guys
>clockwork
>>702441532
I really want a PS4 remaster, don't have the game for PS3 and I kinda dont want to buy any PS3 games anymore
>>702441505
Persona 4
>>702441505
clock towell
>i work with a group of homicidal maniacs
>fight other group of homicidal maniacs
>never ending
>>702441709
>>702441740
both wrong
>Get all the bolts
>kick ass and take names
>new games were a huge flop
>weird Crimson chin dude everyone likes for some reason
>I'm a bobcat thing?
>Deus Vult
>Hell is pretty weird
>Why didn't you shoot Jesus?
>Blue guy is evil too
>Val killed Anna because he ate a meal without sitting at the table
>Brandon is taking his clothes off and standing out in the rain
>Marcy is lying in bed with a pegleg and a massive infection in her right arm
>My cow just got eaten by a wolf
>>702441805
question, is there a part where you land on a blood pool, but your clothes are still "clean"?
>>702441913
ratchet and clank?
>>702441559
Sly Cooper.
>>702441913
ratchet and clank?
>>702440753
Klonoa
>>702441505
Zelda majora's mask
>>702441959
regardless of how i answer that, youll figure it out, defeating the point of the thread
>>702442060
nope
>>702441963
YES WINNER!!
>>702442113
nope
>>702440753
Easy. The elder scrolls oblivion
>>702441963
Yes
>>702442002
Yes
>>702441774
TF2
>>702441978
Yea
>>702441505
majoras mask?
>>702441505
Persona 3
>>702441942
Rimworld?
>>702441505
bloodbourne?
>>702441942
Dwarf Fortress
Am monkey man need to stop god
>>702442357
BINGO!
>>702442421
Same dev, points for that.
>Be waifu
>tumble trough Air
>Game calls it flying
>cat
>girl could also be queen, dunno
>>702442356
FINALLY
WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR
round 2 in next comment
>Mario
>jump a lot
>save peach
>turtle fucker
>eat ass
>fucking my own sister
>>702442655
I don't get the heeeeaaaal part
>be oni chan
>fuck you
>im clean now
>>702442655
>A A A A A A A A A
>A A A A A A A A A
>A A A B A A A A A
>FUCKING CRIT
I haz big sword
>>702442681
this has to be papato
>on a boat
>rocket
>piano music
>God only Knooooooows
>AD
>giant metal bird
>>702442776
ff7
>>702442776
Fondling Fantasies 7?
>>702442725
never fought the reaper then eh?
never played on hard eh?
never fucking battled nyx without yukari eh!??!
FUCK
>>702442825
papato?
>>702442554 if you get you niggas real gs
>never ending jumping
>dress up
>talk to little kids a lot
>create
>>702442935
minecraft
>>702442872
At least it's not nocturne lucifer fight on hard.
>>702442554
>>702442921
Asuras Wrath?
>>702438894
>overrated
>over. Rated
>O V E R R A T E D
>V
>E
>R
>R
>A
>T
>E
>D
>>702438894
Need for speed underground
>armpits are hot
>>702442990
Nope
>Would you kindly
Shoot 1/3 of the population so the gubment will let you see your annoying as fuck son again.
>Ancient Evil
>Try to attack it by encircling the world and attacking it from the rear because it would never see it coming
>>702443059
mario
>>702443095
Touhou
>>702443001
true that
but dayum, fighty reapy with anything less than 8s in all links is suicide
>>702443122
bioshock
>>702443146
yes
>>702439415
ALL THE BITCHES CRAWL
Hats=skill
>stop right there
>my dad loves me
>my dad hates me
>im like my dad
>>702443211
I'm kinda impressed that I became that much of a shithole to know that everyone craves reimus armpits
>>702443148
On normal the reaper isn't too bad. I beat him mid 70's with good play and a not insignificant amount of luck
>>702443059
Overwatch
>>702443321
elder scrolls
>>702443059
overwatch
>>702442766
WoW? Fire mage
mfw fireball is bound to A
>Mary died of typhoid
>>702443122
Crio-cock
>>702443355
>>702443520
That works
>>702443595
oregon trail
>>702443595
My great-grandfather's journey west: the video game
>invade
>fight
>backstab
>die
>die again
>>702443664
Baboom
>>702443342
same
>>702443122
checked
and
bioelectrocution?
>spooky place
>mwa mwa mwa
>blue books
>save gf
>mwa doodoodoodoosh
>>702439543
Little big planet?
>>702443595
real life
>>702443722
Dank souls
>spawn
>get nuked by gear with gear
>respawn
>get fucked by wolf/bear
>repeat
>>702441052
No
Though it may fit, I've never played GTA
>>702443803
Grabbed by the ghoulies.
>i dont remember shit
>fuck, i just remember everytinh
>AHH! A NAKED OLD GUY!
>ancient
>you BUMP into people
>people die
>Dogi is bae
>kill everyone
>best multi player game imo
>spooky sniper mission
>fun achievements to try and get
>>702443992
Yup. One of my all time favs
> "fuck you!!" in spanish
>How did nobody notice his name was Dr. Natas
>>702444054
Huh, didn't think Starcraft 2's sniper missions were that spooky myself
>dead cowboy simulator
>put horse on train tracks for teh lolz
>>702444313
Red Dead Redemption
>>702444272
Nigger are you dumb
>>702444039
Failout4
>"BLABLABLA"
>Did you understand everything?
>(obviously, you did)
>[NO] YES
>oh crap
>""BLABLABLA"
>Did you understand everything?
>[NO] YES
>""BLABLABLA"
>rage intensifies
>>702444207
Motherlode
>>702444402
Your opinions are wrong :^)
>be super soldier
>slow down time
>fight against super clone soldiers
>get spooked by little girl in a red dress
>>702444528
tLo of zelda, and the ukelele of time
>>702444528
oh forgot
>*Spams A Button*
>>702444677
First Encounter Assault Recon
>>702444528
>A game where the default response for "Did you get that?" is no
I actually can't think of one.
>>702444528
ocarina of time
>>702444702
yeah,fuck the owl
>Siberia
>Chicago
>Notre Dame
>X
>GOD DAMMIT BITCH TURN AROUND
>Shoot the casks
>God damn black jumpsuits
>Fuck off monkey
>Beep beep boop bop
>They're invisible
>>702444531
Nope
>>702444859
where da fuck is carmen san diego
>chernobyl
>artifacts
>heal radiation with vodka
>slay an entire army
>become best buds with dragon
>roast entire armies and salvador dali's airforce
>kill some children to save goddess
>>702444918
fuck up bitch can't be TOO obvious
>>702439265
Yes.
>>702444944
S T A L K E R
>>702444944
S.T.A.L.K.E.R series
>Bad guy shot you!
>No, your friend shot you!
>Actually, he shot the bad guy.
>No wait
>What's a meme?
>Shit myself
>Pick it up
>Save for later
>u granspa
>fuck grantd doughter
>love you papa
>>702441244
Just cause 3
>>702445137
South Park stick of truth
>>702445137
super mario world
>>702445229
Nope
>>702445230
kek no
>u a niger
>u do niger things
>cant swim
>circles
>more circles
>rotating disc
>weaboo
>>702445172
Bioshit infinite?
>>702438894
Un Argentino LOL
>>702445335
Osu
>>702445335
dance dance revolution for webbsa
>create deadly disease
>disease gets fucked by greenland,iceland and madagascar
>be girl
>no memory except that I had a sister
>fight monsters as soldiers from the past
>underboob when hurt
>Good guy is bad
>I am my sister
>I am not real
> I am real though because my sister is real and I am her.
>>702445375
nope
>>702445433
Plague inc.
>>702445433
Pandemic
>>702445433
Virus simulator
>>702438894
Shoot the nigger
>>702445429
i mena osu
>>702443803
Luigis mansion
>>702445493
winner
>Don't rush me!
>We sensed your presence.
>Good day commander.
>Shut the fuck up Ordis
>be kids
>all my neighbors got eaten
>GIANT BABIES
>>702445586
Warframe
>>702445524
Faggot.
>>702445708
Zombies ate my neighbors
>>702438894
Yoooooooooooo my nigga
>be raccoon
>steal a lot of shit
>can time travel so thats pretty cool i guess
>more animals
>>702439679
Until Dawn?
>mind controlling
>epilepsy
>cia
>arcade machine
>be thug
>get thrown into shithole
>slowly start to turns hithole upside down
>Kill Giant God Bug
>shithole breaks down
>fucking annoying brat following you everywhere around, thinking you're best friends
>Ya too cold
>someone gives you anticold stuff
>stop being cold
>gotta go out to get more anticold
>bang bang
>holy shit things drop not cold things
>i gotta sacrifice myself
>go super saiyan
>boom
>boom
>slash
>holy shit god mode
>i forget everything
>world is now normal not cold
>somehow pirates exist
>>702440917
Trauma Center: Under the Knife
>>702445800
Polybius
>>702445443
That sound actually interesint
>>702445825
this is literally the plot for wreck it ralph
>everyone dies for the king
>don't let the king get caught
>nothing else matters
>>702443722
Bad Shaco, LoL?
>>702445860
Lost Planet?
>fighting
>stop time
>throw knives
>road roller
>muscular dudes
>>702445967
Chess
>go to the arcades
>have a seizure
Bees? Bees! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
FUCK YOU CTHULHU!
Tokyo is a filthy place
>>702446006
No, Dark Souls.
>>702446092
checkmate
>>702445905
It's 3rd birthday for PSP from the parasite eve series. It was actually awesome.
>>702445585
starcraft
>>702446100
Polybius
>>702445934
welp, I should add that it's a medieval setting
>>702446085
JJBA
>u bae
>averyone is bae
>there is an old tuyrtle doe
>>702446175
winrar
>>702442825
Bioshock Infinite
>>702445771
bingo
>Get attacked by dragon in forest
>Childhood friend is kidnapped and village burned down
>Go on quest to get her back and shit keeps getting worse
>Gems give you badass armor to save world
>>702443130
Gears of War?
>CATCH A RIIIIIDE
>>702445137
Sanic the hugedog
>>702446079
Indeed
>OH SHT MY BEST FRIND IS A RACOON!!
>>702443128
Red Dead Redemption?
>>702445531
I though of this too
>ok new game++
>why am I starting on the last level?
>oh god I die in two hits
>ok lets go up- no lef-
>DAMNIT
>>702446335
Jak and Daxter
>go to Africa
>instant malaria.png
>kill nig nogs for other jungle bunnies.
>run over zebra with jeep
>shoot kill antelope with flare gun
>lure dindus into IEDs
>still have malaria
>>702444012
amnesia the meme decent
>>>702446406
WINRAR
>>702439543
Obviously Papers Please.
>Just rips off 80s catch phrases
>>702446446
resident evil 5?
>I have a needy cousin
>Vehicle handling is atrocious
Blah blah blah blah bipedial weapon blah blah
>Sailing
>Magic
>Lore
>>702446473
Duke Nukem
>>702446508
Gta 4
>>702446530
Zelda wind waker
>>702446452
Yass
>>702446509
Meatru Gia
Just stopping by to point out this thread has over 200 replies, and 0 images other than the OP..... And now this one.
>>702445782
Sly cooper
>>702446544
Bingo
>>702446507
You're a far cry away from being right
>old version is as popular as new one
>do everything a billion times
>>702438894
>go level up
>polacks and brazilians come kill you
>>702446553
You knows it
>>702443059
No mans _____
>>702446508
nigger gta iv had the best vehicle handling compared to all the other ones, realistic af
>>702445443
I want to know what this is
>>702446683
Assassin's creed?
>>702446683
Counter strike
>>702446683
The whole Assassins Creed franchise?
>>702446683
This applies to diablo 2 and 3
>>702444944
Cheeki breeki. Drink 26 vodkas and you get so drunk it's basically unplayable, but adds realism to the life of the everyday Slav
>>702445586
If it was Otis instead of Ordis I'd say Dead Rising
>>702446509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVw9XnGghOg
>>702445334
San andreas
>>702446764
See
>>702446154
I'd recommend it. It's super strange but I liked it. Ending is also a bitch to understand.
>>702446753
I didn't mind it personally, everyone bitched out about it doe
>einstein travels forward in time to help war effort
>>702446252
Fuck, that seems so familiar. It's some JRPG right? The first fight is against the dragon and you have a stick and it's an auto-lose fight.
I feel like time travel is involved (not Chrono Trigger tho)
Maybe I'm just remembering something else.
>EEEEOOOORDAAAAAAAH
>AGAATHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>NYES, HA-HAAAAA
>>702445443
Portal 2
>>702438894
I move left and right and hide under by base when the aliens are angry
>grand strategy
>everyone plays it to be someone famous
>>702446290
Borderlandos
>>702446276
Nope
The second line is a reference, not literally what you do, otherwise you'd be right
>>702446962
CJ is the only protagonist pre-3rd gen GTA who can
>Shoot the moon
>Win
>>702445334
San andreas
>>702438894
Never go to the corners when the attack in threes
>piss on everyone
>>702446685
nobody ever gets this
>>702446446
Far Cry 2
>>702447129
Portal 2
>>702438894
no one is scared of ghosts on pills
>>702446446
Far cry 2?
>>702447145
Postal
>>702447145
Postal 2.
>>702438894
fucking red herb
"GG izi"
>>702446467
You got it.
>slavshit warfare simulator
>developed by autistic slovaks
>>702445825
Mmm... Fable?
>>702447210
>>702447184
You win the prize.
>>702438894
I piss when I hear static on the radio
>>702447275
nope
another hint
>Barrier
>>702438894
Bears with jump wings
>>702446753
I guess I just prefer progressing in a game to sliding around like a bar of soap
>Oy vey
>sand in me knickers
>I fucked up
>No problem
>I fucked up again
>no problem
>I fucked up again
>fuck
>>702446467
Good call. I didn't even think of that. Man, I felt so bad every time I had to turn him away.
>>702447129
terraria?
>alpha male who gives no fucks
>wages war to rape princesses
>forces bitches rude to him to parade naked
>kills people indiscriminately
>still the good guy by comparison
>>702438894
okiley dok
>>702438894
landmass fsol
>>702447352
In Zelda oracle of ages/seasons, there was a bear with wings, but there was only one
>>702446685
Tibia?
>>702443130
Halo?
>>702447281
Silent Hills PT
>>702447395
God of war
>>702447281
Silent Hill or amnesia?
>Not from new york, Moves there
>Gets in trouble
>"YOU RAN A RED LIGHT"
>win job lottery
>stamp things
>hate leaving work early cause poor
>>702447485
Congrats, you are the first one ever to guess that
>>702444859
Timesplitters 2!
>>702441261
life is strange?
>>702447031
holy fucking shit
das so good mane
>>702447185
Indeed
>>702447378
Clever, but no
>You stab the Warlord in the head, and the part is cleft in half!
>The Warlord grabs the Steel Sword with the left hand!
>The Warlord pulls the Steel Sword out and releases it
>The Warlord stabs you in the upper torso with the Steel Sword, bruising the left lung!
give the normies some time to figure this one out
>>702447573
Winrar
>be bear
>have drivers license
>want to get ready for winter
>be triple amputee.
>>702443320
tf2 duh
>>702447330
Gothic?
>Go save other world
>ok
>almost get raped
>camp
>adventure
>have secs
>more adventure
>harem at camp
>a lot more secs
>clack clack clack clack
>knock knock
>things move
>repeat
>>702447549
GTA IV
Have people calling you kid all the time and jet strafing you
>>702447356
I agree, it took a long time to get used to
>>702447467
Nope. Clue Damn fucking commies
>>702447669
Yup
>>702447561
Papers please
>>702447657
Enviro Bear
>>702447515
Winrar
>>702447567
Well played on thinking outside the box there, Anon
>>702447674
Corruption of Champions, c'mon anon.
>>702447630
DF
Kek, not saying full name in spirit of giving normies a chance to guess
>>702447530
Winrar
>>702446683
Starcraft
>>702440917
euro truck simulator 2
>roll and pick up stuff
>get big
>pick up bigger stuff
>ROLL
hahahahahahahahahahah
>>702440753
Fallout New Vegas XD
>>702447494
No, more standard Fantasy
>>702447693
Same genre, but no. refer to the last line.
>>702447791
shut
>>702447063
Space invaders
>>702446683
Skyrim
>>702447735
Glory to Arstotzka!
>>702446683
Runescape
>>702447746
You won a picture
>>702447882
winrar
>bagel
>race
>>702442766
Obviously pokemon
>>702447117
Yeah but he's black so we know that he can't really swim
>>702447674
corruption of champions
>be cute loli witch
>fuck up
>almost raped by tentacle monster
>saved by gothic sado mistress into lesbo
>kinda like pokemon
>except you have to get monster girls naked first
That should be an easy one.
>>702447839
the wonderful end of the world
>>702447839
Katamari damacy
>be me
>don't talk
>travel to an island with a motorboat
>my friend falls into some oil liquish looking shit
>turns into some annoying animal
>whatever
>dark power is on the rise
>need to collect yellow balls to counter it
>my friend turned animal always sits on my shoulder and says fun stuff
>i have anime hair
>>702447839
Na
Na na na na na na na
na
________ ______
>>702438894
Need for Speed Underground
2 ez
>>702448028
Nope
>>702445782
Sly cooper
>its cold
>my wifes dead
>nuke everything that moves
>>702447864
Phantasy star universe?
>>702448118
Jak and Cuckster
>>702448116
Close
>you were never able to pronounce 'inventory' properly after playing this game
Easy Mode
>morals system
>ends with everything red or blue
>>702448118
Jak and Dakter, too easy.
>>702448118
jak and dexter: the precursor legacy
fucking loved that game holy shit thank you anon for reminding me of this
>>702447573
Ohh fuck Yeah that game was great
>>702447549
>>702447873
Mafia 2
>>702448256
poker night at the inventory.
>be edgy looking thing
>claws
>get into paintings
>puzzles n action
>hearts
>>702448367
Ding Ding Ding
>arrive at islands
>steal vehicles and blow up shit in the name of Uncle Sam
>almost nukes
>parachute onto boat and eat some roast pig
>You can ford or jump
>You obviously jump
>Jump plays
>>702448212
Nope
Ancient Evil is less powerful (I think, never played PSU)
>>702448421
Just Cause 2
>>702448260
Infamous
>>702448260
don't forget the green ending.
>illuminaughty confirmed
>Haha im a templar
>fucking dragons
>Bees everywhere!
>>702447918
Ayy winrar
>>702448198
Fallout 4
Obscure one here I think.
>Point & Click
>Chodak
>>702447652
Yassss, my cousins and i used to play virus mode for hours, so fun
>>702448391
>poker night at the inventory.
Nope; another clue - it was the English accent and you dropped the 'T' sound in inventory
>>702448490
yeppers
404 imminent.
>>702448496
Yep
>>702448532
Yes!
>be awkward salesman
>you are also already dead
new thread anyone?
Wntire series summarized
>Kill dad
>Kill dad again
>Kill brother
>Be different guy, kill dad
>Be different guy, kill mother figure
>Be first guy again, kill guy pretending he's dead brother, accidentally kill dad again
>Be third guy again, kill robot with mother figure's personality
>Be third guy again, beat the shit out of kid who thinks he's my son, find out I'm not actually third guy, but the guy that got killed in first game
>>702440753
Fifa 15
>>702448198
Duke Nukem
