Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
mandatory cc claim.
>Mfw a motherfuckin Mute and his sniper SMG fuck my ass.
that thing is OP
Hey Everyone! How is your saturday!
Ok, Everyone saying Ed Gein, Lammmmme He killed 2 people Big woop! Glorified Grave Robber!
Albert fish was nuts you're right I don't think body count was that high either. To be considered a Serial killer You need to kill 3 or more. Fish Killed about three. He was also super creepy, used to insert needles into his rectum.
So here are my Favs. First, HH Holmes. Dude literally Created a house of Death during the worlds fair and they still have no idea how many he killed.
Zodiac BABY! Killed a bunch of people. Taunted Police. Threatened to kill an entire school bus full of kids if the newspapers didn't run his codes, that supposedly gave his identity. The ones they solved just said I LIKE KILLING> Never caught him
Green River Killer. Killed about 40 women. would go back and have sex with their dead bodies. Barely got caught.
3 bodys or less is barely a serial killer and is just weak.
>At work we had to capture a kitten
>my cars a massive hunk of trash
I should just give up on life
Singed is poison gas
Can I join?
As a support main in league, I feel you
What about Dahmer?
Hello tovarishchi, how are you guys doing?
I've got 2 new fears.
>no life here
Haven't seen that one before. That appears to be some Select grade waifu.
Suika claim. Daydrinking all day!
Shit, what are they?
Yeah well I have 99 problems and a bitch is, in fact, one
I quite like this
I'm usually a medic/support but in Siege those don't exist so I play run and gun types.
Yo! Fears you say?
>I don't have a lot of fears anymore
>I use to be afraid of the dark, but not anymore.
Ducks are now scary as fuck to me for some reason which is incredibly ironic and my asshole cousin threw me in the 15 foot deep water with fish, crabs, boats, barnacle covered docks and lots of waves in it while I was pretty buzzed after I said I couldn't swim very well.
My sister had to pull me out.
I'm sure its not 99.
Hey man, cockroaches are fucking scary.
well a few major problems definatly feel just as bad as a lot of smaller ones
Cockroaches are pretty spooky, and so are ducks, but I can kill them so I don't fear them. My motto is "If I can kill it, I have no reason to fear it!"
>Kinda fucked up but it works for me.
>Except wasps, they're like an endless horde.
>But I genocide those fuckers like hell.
I can't even go in the same room as a cockroach, I have a spray so I can kill them from like 8 feet away.
oh shit thats rough
you doing okay?
im sure it will go away later, the fear i mean
Nice. I arson wasp nests all the time.
>I think I don't really fear them I just hate them and wish they were dead.
>They're the niggers of the insect world.
It wasn't me. I'm not an asshole. I don't know who 75% of these waifus are.
It might, I'm alright now, just reading some pathfinder stuff and watching movies while everyone else has fun outside.
They'll go away
How's it going dude?
Yeah that's more of a hate than a fear and they are pretty negroish.
Last night I dreamt of a woman who had nipples on her ass cheeks
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>apparently in Battlefield 1 you level up each class, too bad it's slow as hell
no, not really
after all, you're still here
This attempt is more repulsive than the woman with butt nipples
>Attack anything that fucks with them
>Die really easily to fire.
Top fucking kek.
At least everything is fine for you...
I'm playing the battlefield 1 beta
It's actually pretty nice
War Thunder and kancolle.
I've had thoughts of that as well.
Yeah, I had a nest in my roof for a while.Fuckers stung me on the same spot almost every time too.
I was doing great earlier, not anymore though.
>Some motherfucker tried to sting me, but I was covered in bug spray
>He landed on me
>He just fuckin dropped like a rock
I always cover myself in bug spray if I'm out sprayin the fuckers, kills em on contact.
honey, we could be here all day talking about my problems
So far its kinda funny.I do have a soft spot for making fun of Boston though.
i dont even know whats wrong with boston
I'm doing fairly good I guess. Gonna go on a run after my mom gets home so my little brother isn't left by himself, then gonna go on another one sometime tonight
Well it is only 10 pm here. Im sure I have a list just as long. But I meant anything in particular at the moment.
Well my cars pretty messed up, and there's a qt at work i have no time to talk to
eh, to each his own, try it, it's free
Ah, fair enough. And here I am spending $40 on breakfast for fathers day.
I actually thought I was going to die.
I don't like Boston.
Nice, running is breddy gud.
JUST COME ACROSS OR TAKE A WALK, CAUSE I DONT HAVE TIME FOR SMALL TALK.
OR MEDIUM TALK
Only thing there is to do here to be honest
Only other things I do are push-ups, jumping jacks, crunches, then play vidya or some other shit
What about average sized talk?
Leg day is best day man.Also, everywhere has something to do, where are you at?
I live in an almost dead down in Oregon
No one goes outside anymore and I don't have any friends left here
fathers day in September?
you Aussies really are messed up
I ONLY HAVE BIG TALK
>tfw today is leg day
I'm avoiding it. I did squats two days ago and messed up my knee a bit.
I think I'm going to get it for PS4. My computer melts even playing XCOM2
If you're a true Oregonian, Stop Pre.
ISTANBUL WAS CONSTANTINOPLE, NOW ITS ISTANBUL NOT CONSTANTINOPLE
ITS BEEN A LONG TIME GONE, CONSTANTINOPLE.
WHY DID CONSTANTINOPLE GET THE WORKS?
That took a while, you doing anything right now?
THEY APPLAUDING THEY WERE CHEERING.
THEY WERE HANGING ON EVERY SYLABBLE I SAID
OR SO I THOUGHT UNTIL I NOTICED THE FOOTBALL GAME PLAYING ON THE TV ABOVE MY HEAD
>TFW eating kebabs
Feels good to REMOVE.
Go shooting or hiking or something.Or you could make a sword and terrorize the woods.
You can't avoid it, do the squats
Kneesocks is doing song lyrics.
>Tfw remove kebab the gud ol fashioned way with an AK-47 and some frag grenades
WOAH TIE A YELLOW RIBBON ROUND THE OLD OAK TREE
ITS BEEN THREE LONG YEARS DO YOU STILL WANT ME!
Today is squat/deadlift/legs day, plus I wasn't able to get my core done yesterday ... this gym doesn't open until 8 on the weekends.
Today in Russia kebab remove YOU.
gonna be chilling here before bed
whats everyone up to?
B DOUBLE E DOUBLE R U N
B DOUBLE E DOUBLE R U N
ALL WE NEED IS A TEN AND A FIVER, A CAR AND A KEY AND AND A SOBER DRIVER
First Sunday. But we have a lot of holidays and a long ass break in the year for students.
Sabot rounds are hot.
IKEA, BRUSHED STEEL
IKEA, MEATBALLS TASTY
>Tfw get removed by kebab
Some Shit is happening.
Watching Legend of the Galactic Heroes, so I may he a bit slow
long time no see yuno!
just got done playing league :^)
kek wtf is this song
you listen to some wacky music
whats going on?
me too what a coincedence
had a shitty as fiddle in my team man :v)
Oh yeah, me too. The guy was a total fag, using his ult on minions.
fgts like that should either uninstall the game, or off themselves :^^^)
I was also playing. Our TF was shitty
Really? I bet the lux you had was great and a total qt though
they asked what was the best brand of bleach, i think they were actually serious
kinda feel bad for the guys.i mean he is a leprechaun in ireland, i bet his pot of gold gets stolen all the time
i heard the tf actually had some lags poor guy
I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND EVERYTHING WAS DIFFERENT SOMETHING WAS STRANGE IN THE AIRI WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND EVERYTHING WAS DIFFERENT I KNEW THE NINJAS HAD BEEN THERE
I have no idea.
I'm mostly playing siege
>but my team is bad.
Poor man, I bet he is actually a nice guy irl
And a qt3.1415
what the fu....
are you doing okay?
how many drugs did you eat?
the curse of online gaming
is it possible to solo carry in that game?
meh he has some issues
probably a closet fag
just kidding gardy, you know i love you
Hello there people who probably think i'm energetic Yuuko.
Its possible, its just REALLY hard.
seems like i did, excuses
still doesnt change much
then you better git gud
get that 360 no scope
i wanna see the montage
~~Hey man, if he was...~~
Can't wait for classes to start!
But he isn't
AMPHETAMINES AND COKE AND ALL THAT SPEEDY SHIT MAKES YOU ACT LIKE AN ASSHOLE BUT POT IS FUCKING GREAT
Im aware of that
I was saying that he was right. He knew I was referring to energetic yuuko
im off to sleep
goodnight to all the cirkle jerkers
lets hope i can sleep right?
I asked first!
I'm fine. Just eating hotdogs and shitposting.
You getting there so early is torture.
>3 more days?
Is alright. Friendly still. Thank you.
CLOSING TIME, YOU DONT HAVE TO GO HOME BUT YOU CANT STAY HERE
>MFW I GET FUCKING KICKED
>FOR BEING ALIVE
>AND GOING TO GET THE HOSTAGE
Holy shit those guys were retarded.
Oh it's my favorite loli!
Should I be worried?
I realized that as soon as I posted that...
What brand of bleach were you recommended?
I had to do the whole welcome week bullshit
My brother might have some words for you~
Meet any fun new people?
Tide, gonna go fulfill a stereotype and chug a gallon or so. You care for some?
I'll take a few shots
CHECK YES JULIET KILL THE LIMBO ILL KEEP TOSSING ROCKS AT YOUR WINDOW THERES NO TURNING BACK FOR US TONIGHT
Don't be shy, come over here, I'll pour you a pint!
Until the white man digs
Can i join the bleach party?
I'm excited for school too even though i also hate it.
LAST WEEK I LEFT A NOTE ON LAURAS DESK.
IT SAID I LOVE YOU FROM AN ANONYMOUS FRIEND
TURNS OUT SHES SMARTER THAN I THOUGHT SHE WAS
SHE KNOWS AND NOW THE WHOLE CLASS DOES
Once there was this kid who
Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white
He said that it was from when
The cars had smashed him so hard
I just wish black people didn't act so retarded tbh.
>I know 2 black people who are really cool though.
Meanwhile, after this game gonna ditch Siege and play somethin else.
>Dunno what yet.
T-t-tastes *cough* tastes great...
I don't want to give the wrong impression that i think all blacks are inherently bad.
White-washed ones are fine~
That's just a fancy word for assimilated to society.
Albeit, living in such a rural, white dense place probably made me a bit more racist, can't deny that a lot of black people are criminals and get in shit
True and trips agree.
I can't shake the feeling that you've been drinking.
Maybe just a really good mood tonight.
Mom made you food and drinks?
I don't drink a lot, especially not around kids.
>Especially not around K
So not tonight, but I am in a very good mood
>K is such a good kid, I'm glad she's around.
Found this. Thought Id share.
I don't a reaction image worthy.
Only bleach and knuckle sandwiches