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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>702408404
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Time to play league!
I tried making a thread, rip
>>702420657
nice trip fgt
Hmm...
>>702420524
mandatory cc claim.
yummy edition
>>702419866
True.
>Mfw a motherfuckin Mute and his sniper SMG fuck my ass.
that thing is OP
,,
Hey Everyone! How is your saturday!
>>702411262
Ok, Everyone saying Ed Gein, Lammmmme He killed 2 people Big woop! Glorified Grave Robber!
Albert fish was nuts you're right I don't think body count was that high either. To be considered a Serial killer You need to kill 3 or more. Fish Killed about three. He was also super creepy, used to insert needles into his rectum.
So here are my Favs. First, HH Holmes. Dude literally Created a house of Death during the worlds fair and they still have no idea how many he killed.
Zodiac BABY! Killed a bunch of people. Taunted Police. Threatened to kill an entire school bus full of kids if the newspapers didn't run his codes, that supposedly gave his identity. The ones they solved just said I LIKE KILLING> Never caught him
Green River Killer. Killed about 40 women. would go back and have sex with their dead bodies. Barely got caught.
3 bodys or less is barely a serial killer and is just weak.
claim
>>702420731
I am an elite-tripfag now!
>At work we had to capture a kitten
>my cars a massive hunk of trash
I should just give up on life
....
>>702420736
Well we're on 4chan so we aren't there yet
>>702420815
Kinpatsu
>>702420853
fgt
>>702420011
Singed is poison gas
>>702420657
Can I join?
>>702420759
As a support main in league, I feel you
>>702420815
What about Dahmer?
>>702420835
Ayy
Hello tovarishchi, how are you guys doing?
I've got 2 new fears.
>>702421395
what happened?
Hello friends
>no life here
>Juvia claimed
>>702420524
Haven't seen that one before. That appears to be some Select grade waifu.
Suika claim. Daydrinking all day!
>>702421555
Dumb nigger
>>702421395
Shit, what are they?
>>702421395
Yeah well I have 99 problems and a bitch is, in fact, one
>>702421555
Hello fellow no life
Ice claim.
Hello friends!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob3M9xe5AHQ
I quite like this
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>702421568
Its Shoukaku from Kancolle.
>>702421126
I'm usually a medic/support but in Siege those don't exist so I play run and gun types.
>>702421395
Yo! Fears you say?
>I don't have a lot of fears anymore
>I use to be afraid of the dark, but not anymore.
>>702421484
Ducks are now scary as fuck to me for some reason which is incredibly ironic and my asshole cousin threw me in the 15 foot deep water with fish, crabs, boats, barnacle covered docks and lots of waves in it while I was pretty buzzed after I said I couldn't swim very well.
My sister had to pull me out.
>>702421757
See above
>>702421775
I'm sure its not 99.
>>702421829
Hello tovarish.
>>702422213
Hey man, cockroaches are fucking scary.
>>702422096
Dumb nig-nog
>>702422323
well a few major problems definatly feel just as bad as a lot of smaller ones
>>702422323
Cockroaches are pretty spooky, and so are ducks, but I can kill them so I don't fear them. My motto is "If I can kill it, I have no reason to fear it!"
>Kinda fucked up but it works for me.
>Except wasps, they're like an endless horde.
>But I genocide those fuckers like hell.
>>702421829
Dumm nigga
>>702422920
I can't even go in the same room as a cockroach, I have a spray so I can kill them from like 8 feet away.
>>702422323
Ah greetings, comrade.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>702422593
No you
>>702422323
oh shit thats rough
you doing okay?
im sure it will go away later, the fear i mean
>>702423180
Nice. I arson wasp nests all the time.
>I think I don't really fear them I just hate them and wish they were dead.
>They're the niggers of the insect world.
>>702423284
It wasn't me. I'm not an asshole. I don't know who 75% of these waifus are.
>>702423486
Dumb nigger
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
>>702423486
I know.
>>702423380
It might, I'm alright now, just reading some pathfinder stuff and watching movies while everyone else has fun outside.
>>702422808
They'll go away
>>702423211
How's it going dude?
>>702423428
Yeah that's more of a hate than a fear and they are pretty negroish.
>>702423730
A cute!~
Last night I dreamt of a woman who had nipples on her ass cheeks
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>apparently in Battlefield 1 you level up each class, too bad it's slow as hell
>>702423928
no, not really
after all, you're still here
>>702424149
This attempt is more repulsive than the woman with butt nipples
>>702423888
Good get
>>702423928
sucks man
what are you watching?
>>702423928
Basically.
>Freeloaders
>Attack anything that fucks with them
>Die really easily to fire.
Kek.
>>702424149
Top fucking kek.
>Assnips. Kek
>>702424149
Sounds like a good dream
>>702423888
Nice balls
We have eggs again. All is well.
Anybody playing any games?
>>702423928
Pretty good, what about you?
>>702424913
At least everything is fine for you...
>>702424964
I'm playing the battlefield 1 beta
It's actually pretty nice
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>702424301
Thank you.
>>702424964
War Thunder and kancolle.
>>702424149
I've had thoughts of that as well.
>>702424161
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rHdnjOVNGPM
>>702424335
The Heat.
>>702424550
Yeah, I had a nest in my roof for a while.Fuckers stung me on the same spot almost every time too.
>>702425019
I was doing great earlier, not anymore though.
Claiming Felix
>>702425132
Something wrong my dude?
>>702425411
>Some motherfucker tried to sting me, but I was covered in bug spray
>He landed on me
>He just fuckin dropped like a rock
I always cover myself in bug spray if I'm out sprayin the fuckers, kills em on contact.
>>702425504
Hey bb, how're you?
>>702425777
honey, we could be here all day talking about my problems
>>702425411
Why not?
>>702425411
dont know it
is it good?
>>702426253
See >>702422323
>>702426262
So far its kinda funny.I do have a soft spot for making fun of Boston though.
>>702425411
Why are you not great anymore?
>>702426508
Oh wow. That sucks.
>>702426508
why though?
i dont even know whats wrong with boston
>>702425978
Ay
I'm doing fairly good I guess. Gonna go on a run after my mom gets home so my little brother isn't left by himself, then gonna go on another one sometime tonight
>>702426145
Well it is only 10 pm here. Im sure I have a list just as long. But I meant anything in particular at the moment.
>>702425132
Buddy just told me that BF1b was really bad.
>>702427233
I want to cum on your waifus face after she sucks me off.
>>702427853
i know this is you shino
>>702427702
Well my cars pretty messed up, and there's a qt at work i have no time to talk to
>>702427765
eh, to each his own, try it, it's free
>>702427956
>shino
almost there ;)
>>702428050
Ah, fair enough. And here I am spending $40 on breakfast for fathers day.
>>702426821
I actually thought I was going to die.
>>702427233
I don't like Boston.
>>702427447
Nice, running is breddy gud.
JUST COME ACROSS OR TAKE A WALK, CAUSE I DONT HAVE TIME FOR SMALL TALK.
OR MEDIUM TALK
>>702428114
>>702428692
discount tsundere~chan
>>702428429
Only thing there is to do here to be honest
Only other things I do are push-ups, jumping jacks, crunches, then play vidya or some other shit
>>702424148
Yes, you are a cute
>>702428685
What about average sized talk?
>>702429015
Leg day is best day man.Also, everywhere has something to do, where are you at?
>>702420524
Mine.
>>702429560
I live in an almost dead down in Oregon
No one goes outside anymore and I don't have any friends left here
>>702428393
fathers day in September?
you Aussies really are messed up
>>702428685
I ONLY HAVE BIG TALK
>>702429560
>tfw today is leg day
I'm avoiding it. I did squats two days ago and messed up my knee a bit.
>>702428050
I think I'm going to get it for PS4. My computer melts even playing XCOM2
>>702429711
If you're a true Oregonian, Stop Pre.
>>702429560
ISTANBUL WAS CONSTANTINOPLE, NOW ITS ISTANBUL NOT CONSTANTINOPLE
ITS BEEN A LONG TIME GONE, CONSTANTINOPLE.
WHY DID CONSTANTINOPLE GET THE WORKS?
>>702429994
I've lived in Oregon since the day I was born. Can't drive anywhere since I don't have my permit or license yet, and I don't have my injun money yet either
>felix-anon
>>702430159
>They Might Be Giants
MAH NIGGA
>>702429252
That took a while, you doing anything right now?
![Syndra [241].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FbykeLM.jpg "Syndra [241].jpg")
Night.
>>702429915
>>702430263
THEY APPLAUDING THEY WERE CHEERING.
THEY WERE HANGING ON EVERY SYLABBLE I SAID
OR SO I THOUGHT UNTIL I NOTICED THE FOOTBALL GAME PLAYING ON THE TV ABOVE MY HEAD
>TFW eating kebabs
Feels good to REMOVE.
>>702429711
Go shooting or hiking or something.Or you could make a sword and terrorize the woods.
>>702429994
You can't avoid it, do the squats
>>702430159
Wot
>>702430638
Kneesocks is doing song lyrics.
>Tfw remove kebab the gud ol fashioned way with an AK-47 and some frag grenades
back from league... some seriously shitty games
>>702430765
WOAH TIE A YELLOW RIBBON ROUND THE OLD OAK TREE
ITS BEEN THREE LONG YEARS DO YOU STILL WANT ME!
>>702430638
B-but.
Today is squat/deadlift/legs day, plus I wasn't able to get my core done yesterday ... this gym doesn't open until 8 on the weekends.
>>702430765
Today in Russia kebab remove YOU.
gonna be chilling here before bed
whats everyone up to?
>>702431195
B DOUBLE E DOUBLE R U N
BEER RUN
B DOUBLE E DOUBLE R U N
BEER RUN
ALL WE NEED IS A TEN AND A FIVER, A CAR AND A KEY AND AND A SOBER DRIVER
>>702429915
First Sunday. But we have a lot of holidays and a long ass break in the year for students.
Sabot rounds are hot.
http://americanmilitarynews.com/2016/09/watch-unstoppable-u-s-military-tanks-liquefy-suicide-bombers-in-baghdad/?utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=alt&utm_source=disdainforplebs
IKEA, BRUSHED STEEL
IKEA, MEATBALLS TASTY
>>702431137
>Tfw get removed by kebab
Damn.
>>702431195
Some Shit is happening.
Watching Legend of the Galactic Heroes, so I may he a bit slow
>>702431195
long time no see yuno!
just got done playing league :^)
>>702431446
kek wtf is this song
you listen to some wacky music
>>702431701
whats going on?
>>702431816
oh really?
me too what a coincedence
had a shitty as fiddle in my team man :v)
Claimed
>>702431884
Oh yeah, me too. The guy was a total fag, using his ult on minions.
fgts like that should either uninstall the game, or off themselves :^^^)
>>702431816
I was also playing. Our TF was shitty
>>702431884
Really? I bet the lux you had was great and a total qt though
>>702432183
>>702431884
>bang bang
>pew pew
shots fired!
>>702432137
they asked what was the best brand of bleach, i think they were actually serious
kinda feel bad for the guys.i mean he is a leprechaun in ireland, i bet his pot of gold gets stolen all the time
>>702432183
i heard the tf actually had some lags poor guy
>>702432337
>pchew pchew
>>702432321
hey there
>>702430368
Just finished something in WoW
>>702432321
y u u k o
u u
u u
k k
o o
>>702431819
I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND EVERYTHING WAS DIFFERENT SOMETHING WAS STRANGE IN THE AIRI WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND EVERYTHING WAS DIFFERENT I KNEW THE NINJAS HAD BEEN THERE
>>702431819
I have no idea.
I'm mostly playing siege
>but my team is bad.
>>702432321
Yuuko!
>>702432337
I try
>>702432479
Poor man, I bet he is actually a nice guy irl
And a qt3.1415
>>702432479
now that's just rood
claimed
>>702430638
Would go shooting if I had guns. And I can't really go hiking anywhere either
>felix-anon
>>702432543
what the fu....
are you doing okay?
how many drugs did you eat?
>>702432569
the curse of online gaming
is it possible to solo carry in that game?
>>702432657
meh he has some issues
probably a closet fag
>>702432705
just kidding gardy, you know i love you
>>702432479
>>702432498
Hello there people who probably think i'm energetic Yuuko.
Sup?
>>702432657
Fran!
>>702432922
Its possible, its just REALLY hard.
>>702432966
>Negro
Kek
>>702431454
you live in a crazy, crazy world
>>702432966
seems like i did, excuses
still doesnt change much
whats up?
>>702433030
then you better git gud
get that 360 no scope
i wanna see the montage
>>702432922
<3
>>702432966
Right on the nail
>>702432922
~~Hey man, if he was...~~
>>702432966
Can't wait for classes to start!
>>702433201
But he isn't
>>702432922
AMPHETAMINES AND COKE AND ALL THAT SPEEDY SHIT MAKES YOU ACT LIKE AN ASSHOLE BUT POT IS FUCKING GREAT
>>702433056
Im aware of that
>>702433251
I was saying that he was right. He knew I was referring to energetic yuuko
im off to sleep
goodnight to all the cirkle jerkers
lets hope i can sleep right?
>>702433030
BLM
>>702433158
I asked first!
I'm fine. Just eating hotdogs and shitposting.
>>702433251
You getting there so early is torture.
>3 more days?
>>702433454
Is alright. Friendly still. Thank you.
>>702420524
Rem is best
>>702433540
CLOSING TIME, YOU DONT HAVE TO GO HOME BUT YOU CANT STAY HERE
>>702433540
night discount tsundere~chan
I claim
>MFW I GET FUCKING KICKED
>FOR BEING ALIVE
>AND GOING TO GET THE HOSTAGE
Holy shit those guys were retarded.
>>702433642
>BLM
Nigga pls.
>>702433716
youre a bully
>>702433658
Already claimed her
>>702420675
>>702433540
nightie night tsun!
>>702433319
Oh it's my favorite loli!
>>702433316
Should I be worried?
>>702433454
I realized that as soon as I posted that...
What brand of bleach were you recommended?
>>702433540
<3
>>702433642
Yeah
I had to do the whole welcome week bullshit
>>702433540
Goodnight
>>702433743
>>702433728
My brother might have some words for you~
>>702433848
Meet any fun new people?
i claim my sweet sweet spiderman-san
>>702433753
yes i am
>>702433848
Tide, gonna go fulfill a stereotype and chug a gallon or so. You care for some?
>>702433910
Niggas gonna nig.
>>702433910
A few
>>702433999
I'll take a few shots
>>702433848
CHECK YES JULIET KILL THE LIMBO ILL KEEP TOSSING ROCKS AT YOUR WINDOW THERES NO TURNING BACK FOR US TONIGHT
>>702434079
Don't be shy, come over here, I'll pour you a pint!
>>702434023
Until the white man digs
their graves
>>702434079
Can i join the bleach party?
I'm excited for school too even though i also hate it.
LAST WEEK I LEFT A NOTE ON LAURAS DESK.
IT SAID I LOVE YOU FROM AN ANONYMOUS FRIEND
TURNS OUT SHES SMARTER THAN I THOUGHT SHE WAS
SHE KNOWS AND NOW THE WHOLE CLASS DOES
>>702434170
Once there was this kid who
Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white
He said that it was from when
The cars had smashed him so hard
>>702434251
Sweet!
>>702434472
Hell yeah!
>>702434472
I just wish black people didn't act so retarded tbh.
>I know 2 black people who are really cool though.
Meanwhile, after this game gonna ditch Siege and play somethin else.
>Dunno what yet.
>>702434874
T-t-tastes *cough* tastes great...
>>702435253
I don't want to give the wrong impression that i think all blacks are inherently bad.
White-washed ones are fine~
>>702435573
>White washed
That's just a fancy word for assimilated to society.
Albeit, living in such a rural, white dense place probably made me a bit more racist, can't deny that a lot of black people are criminals and get in shit
>Statistically speaking.
Im out of it
>>702435888
Trips Confirm It.
>>702435573
Just like mom use to make
>>702435888
True and trips agree.
I can't shake the feeling that you've been drinking.
Maybe just a really good mood tonight.
>>702436256
Mom made you food and drinks?
Lucky ~
Best girl is claimed
>>702436360
I don't drink a lot, especially not around kids.
>Especially not around K
So not tonight, but I am in a very good mood
>K is such a good kid, I'm glad she's around.
Found this. Thought Id share.
>Rory-sama
>>702436607
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I don't a reaction image worthy.
>>702436360
Only bleach and knuckle sandwiches
