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Welcome to Club Kek. The hottest club on /b/. Before I can let you in, I'm gonna need to see some identification.
>Singles = Sorry, can't go in bro.
>Dubs = Right this way, Sir.
>Trips = Welcome to the V.I.P area, Sir. Enjoy your time at Club Kek.
>Quads = Here's your backstage pass, Sir. Where all the hoes want you and you gain full V.I.P access to anywhere in the club. Did I mention the all you can eat buffet with only the highest quality 5 star meals? There's even a chocolate fountain!
>Quints = Congratulations, Sir. You are now the owner and manager of Club Kek! Sorry for keeping you waiting, boss.
>Sextuples or higher = You (un)officially are now the Mayor of /b/! Sorry for keeping you waiting, Mr. Mayor. Please, step right this way, Mr. Mayor.
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u better let me in dude
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Do you even know who I am? (Check em)
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Lemme in braj
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let me in bich
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roll
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damn autist out of my way
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Gtfo nigger
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>>702415102
>>702415476
>>702415568
Samefagging this hard.

Also, probably underaged B&.
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>>702414865
if you don't let me in i will inform your superiors of this mistake.
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>>702415685
let him in.
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Wheres the toilet?
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Hey bro I'll just go to the VIP place right away ;)
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kek
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Welcome to club drumpf
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Is it even worth entering?
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Stand aside
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Eyo wussup my niggaz im tryna fucc sum bad bitch's lemme in
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Cock piss ass
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Kek away
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>>702414865
I will come down tomorrow is not responsible for example above average price as they get in my mind when you're back at school year after I finish my personal opinion piece that will allow your day for example for that would mean like an interesting post it here I would think
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Walk into the club like whaddup
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Fuck me Jerry
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>no dubs yet
I guess that's why they call it Club Kek.
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>roll
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Let me in or this gay guy gets it
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>>702414865
I see some QTs
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>>702414865
let me in cunt
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>>702416622
Right this way, Sir.
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>>702416622
WINRAR
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Rolling for DireDan
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>>702414865
fgt
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pffff i dont even wanna go in your loser club
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Plz let me in
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>>702414865
roll
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>I will come down here for another few people of them was not responsible for your interest groups like it's gonna be christmas tomorrow morning baby I'll give her that are quads
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Why would I want to get into club cock?
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Where them bitchez at
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>>702417130
ha
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>>702414865
Where the bitches at?
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>>702417233
The bitches are right this way, Sir.
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ello gov
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im in
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Open up white boi ️
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I am chief nigger around here
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outta my way fags
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I'm on my way
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let me in that shit bruh
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>>702414865
Come on man
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Wubbalubbadubdubs
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can I pass?
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How dare you keep me out here waiting with these mongrels?
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the fuck out the way nigger
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>>702416833
Right this way, Sir.
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Check my balls
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owner here
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>>702417485
Sorry, can't do bro. Step back. Your wasting people's time like >>702417499 and >>702417599
Right this way, Sir.
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>>702417599
Right this way, Sir.
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I'm trying to walk right in m8.
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Wow nigger how can you not even recognize your own kek lord
Step aside and like the 12 incher in
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>>702417755
Oooooooooooo
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Thank you sir I'll be on the stage
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>>702417755 >>702417800
Welcome to Club kek, Sirs. Right this way.
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>>702414865
Here I come!
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>>702414865
Quads reporting in
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Hey! dont mind me just stepping through
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Fuck shit nigger tits
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>>702414865
Roll pls
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Sir, I swear by my life that I do not have GHB in my jacket.
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>>702417943
*Singles reporting in. Step out of the line, Sir.
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Roll
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Hope you like my t-shirt with gonzo on it
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dub'em
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>>702418180
That's a nice T-Shirt buddy, but not so nice Singles. Step back.
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holla holl HOLLA ATCHER BOY
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lemme in faggots
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>>702418299
Welcome to Club Kek, Sir. Enjoy your time.
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Fuck you
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Roll
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>>702414865
big daddy dubs coming through faggots. make way for the dubsmeister
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Do you let blacks in ?
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>>702418577
nice
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Let me in fucker
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>>702418441
Thank you for the kind words, Mam. Step aside before I call backup.
>>702418577 >>702418655
Welcome to Club Kek, Sirs.
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Elooo
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Let me in.
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>>702414865
oh baby here we go
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>>702418755
i will enjoy my stay
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>>702418577
what up big daddy dubs, how you been fam?
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>>702417508
Tyler fucking 1
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Let me in faggot
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let me in nigga, you know who i am
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>>702418722 >>702418755 >>702418822
Welcome, Sirs. Enjoy your time at Club Kek.
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>>702414865
fuck
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>>702418863
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>>702414865
sa dude
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>>702418863
Ur a faggot
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ror
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Sponge on this rer
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>>702418863
No, I don't. Have a problem, singles? Unless you show me dubs, get outta here.
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Hey, can I come in?
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>>702418577
ayyyy dubsmeister what up boss?
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I hate jews
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No dubs, just trips
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>>702414865
r0Ll
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>>702419098
No dubs, no trips, but singles. Step aside bro.
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Let us in!
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Fuck cant get dubs
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rull
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>>702414865
fuck outta my way
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>>702419220
Maybe next time. Unless you have dubs. But it seems you don't.
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>>702419223
so close
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>>702419355
Welcome to the club fam. Right this way.
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>>702414865
pls
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I'm on the list. Let me see your manager.
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rawl
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dub comin thru
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>>702419589
Not with those singles you aren't. Go back to Club Reddit bro. My manager doesn't screw with you singles.
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Got room for a furry?
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>>702414865
rell
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>>702419803
With dubs, sure. But not with those singles.
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>>702414865
Let me in right now.
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This will be the best wall ever.
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let me in
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>>702419803
Fuck no
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>>702414865
I will suck your dick if you let me in.
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>>702420284
I already have a girl friend bro. Back off before you get your ass kicked.
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I think I'm qualified.
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>>702420475
No you ain't. Step back singles.
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>>702420566
Fuck, i've been found out...
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welcome your new major
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>>702420787
Major my ass. Get outta the line bro.
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I'm Rick Harrison and this is my Pawn Shop.
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>>702419980
Who will pay for the wall?
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let me in faggot
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>>702421057
With those singles you don't have shit bro. Also, this is Club Kek. Not your "Pawn Shop". Get outta here Alzheimer's.
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my club niggers
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>>702421057
Do you have Battletoads?
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heres your trips
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Let me in
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>>702414865
go
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in
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>>702414865
I am Trump let me in niguh.
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my dudes
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let me in lad
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Let me in faggot
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>>702421489
Sorry bro. No dubs = No entry. Read the sign.
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>>702414865
Get me a drink
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I got this. Rolling.
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Shit this is my club now.
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this aint 4chan
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whassup niqqas
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>>702421633
Welcome to Club Kek, Sir. Right this way.
>>702421643
No it ain't.
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am I in the right place?
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Make way gotta poop!
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Surely you won't turn away the owner, Schlomo Goldsteinmanitz, right?
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Isjdxkaas
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>>702422061
Get outta here, Hebrew Shebrew. Look, there's a quarter on the sidewalk across the street!
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Lets kick this security guy out of the club.
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Well shit i forgot my id in my other pair of pants
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dubsget
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>>702422274
You can't do that when you're not the owner pal. Get outta here bro.
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>>702414865
let me in, my name is florent
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Lol call me mayor faggots
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Hi im florent
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let me in, my name is tony
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>>702422477
Welcome to the Club, Florent.
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Where mah bitches at?
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Party animal 242 reporting in
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roll
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>>702414865
roll
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I've nowhere else to go
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My name is bOnd. jAmes bOnd.
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>>702414865
chad
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>>702414865
Plebs
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Here's my ID kid, time to get weird
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let me in
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>>702422666
Welcome to the V.I.P area, Mr. Satan. Enjoy your stay.
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let me in
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hello friends
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Let me in
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Let me get in
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>>702422925
Let this poor kid in. Oh and call MODS
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roll
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I don't need no damn dubs to get in.
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>>702422925
Woah bro. Shouldn't you be in bed? Go back to your parents. This isn't the place for you.
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Who's the DJ tonight?
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>>702423088
Well, welcome to Club Kek.
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>>702414865
Totally good for it mate.
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Fuck this I'm running in like a bull.
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step aside faggots
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>>702423222
Welcome to the V.I.P area, Sir. Sorry for keeping you waiting. Enjoy your time here at Club Kek.
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>>702414865
I'll come back one day, and with enough matching numbers to get in.
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>>702414865
rolling once
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it's me, paul o'grady
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Step aside
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>>702414865
I need to go see a friend. Let me in.
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dude just let me in i gotta take a shit
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>>702422803
Well, welcome to Club Kek.
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>>702414865
I am of going to inside
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Evnin' gents.
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>>702423533
You are in pal.
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just passing through as usual
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>>702423533
Welcome to Club Kek.
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>>702423533
Welcome to club Kek sir.
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hey man, i left phone in there
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>>702423604
I didn't expect it to be that easy. LOOK OUT PUSSY! HERE I COME!
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if dubs trump wins.
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>>702423735
Welcome to Club Kek.
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>>702423809
if 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 Hillary Wins
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>>702423744
Huh. Even more dubs? Feel free to come back for free every night for the rest of the week.
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Is there even a point?
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hey man. i know the DJ
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>>702423899
What can I say? I'm the master of dubs.
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Trip gods pls
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>>702423088
Well, if I'm getting in, can my friend Captain Weedbeard come too?
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you dont even know who i am yet. I am the true ruler.
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Club Kek Is Open For Everyone. Come in Mates, Frst round is on me.
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Roll
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Hey guise
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>>702414865
u wut
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>>702424090
The common man is not allowed in this establishment.
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>>702424155
that's what I thought
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>>702424100>>702424155
Welcome to Club Kek, Sirs. Right this way.
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>>702414865
hey man i was just in there
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>>702424020
Reroll for Captain Weedbeard
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>>702424180
Fake and Gay. Get away fake Kek'er
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>>702414865
nigger
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R... r... r... roll
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can i come in
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>>702424356
The fuck you say about me, faggot? My dubs were right here. I just had them in my pocket.
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Roll
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>>702424549
Sure. Welcome to Klub Kek, where nigger security guys arent allowed.
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>>702424599
You want a fight? I will call the Major.
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>>702424599
Welcome to Club Kek, Sir. Step right this way.
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Just let me in pls ;-;
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>>702424720
When you get dubs I'll let you in.
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Rolling. Pls rngesus don't let me down
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Check em
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>>702414865
ez
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>>702424802
Welcome to club kek.
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Sorry I'm late. Had to ditch some faggots
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>>702424720
You are in pal.
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>>702424706
>major
>not mayor
Get fucked. Go back home stick dick little faggot. You're not old enough to get into club kek, buddy.
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>>702425031
Do you know who you are talking to you piece a shit. Fucking Sukinsin mtyka ti je kurwa. Fuck you pierdola.
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Lemme in
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>>702425387
fag
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>>702425387
You are in. Welcome to club KEk.
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>>702425457
Bouncer, why are you letting the plebs in?
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>>702414865
Roll
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EVERY ONE TF OUTA HERE THIS SHIT BELONGS ALL TO ME NOW
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>>702414865
I AM NOT TOO DRUNK
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>>702414865
Op is a fag
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>>702414865
Hello good sir can I come in?
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I forgot my purse at the bar. Let me in please.
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>>702425551
Wanna be troller.
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>>702425457
Hey, bro, stop impersonating me. Get your pansy ass outta here before I call backup.
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im the new owner, step aside cucks
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>>702425672
YOu are in pal. Welcome to the club.
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>>702414865
rell
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>>702425791
Sorry for waiting in line sir. Please follow me to the VIP area.
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>>702425887
Alright that's it. SECURITY!
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I'll give you one of my finest breakfast eggs if you let me in.
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>>702425971
Please dont be fake and gay. We all know who is the right guy.
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i'm gay for pay lol fuck me in the ass
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>>702426061
You are in pal. Welcome.
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my dick can enter anywhere you fuck
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>>702426104
Get out of here gay.
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yo music is too loud
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I have no style and no cash. I just want to see the band...
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>>702426241
Cuz Tiesto is in da club.
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>>702414865
ru'ul
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>>702426251
Sorry go get some social help.
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Lemme in!
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>>702414865
Mayor of /b/? This isn't fucking foursquare.
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*hands over ID*
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Check em'
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>>702426426
It is now.
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Where do I pick up my hoes?
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Excuse me, Im on my way backstage.
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>>702426627
At the tractor supply co down the road.
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let me in bitch
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>>702426677
With double dubs like those, best you'll get is a V.I.P pass. Right this way to the V.I.P area.
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>>702414865
suck my dick
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Can I enter ?
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I'm gay
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Nigga. Tonight. This is my club. Get the fuck out of my way
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hi
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I belong.
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>>702414865
k
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>>702414865
>Police department. We received a report of some illegal dubs activity.
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Here I am boys, sorry to keep you waiting
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>>702427273
Officer, the dubs here are completely legal. I promise it.
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So many peasants trying to get in
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>>702414865
Who is playing tonight ?
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>>702427673
Tiesto, DJ Qbert, Deadmau5, and a little bit of Darude.
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>>702414865
Hey guys! Guess who?!
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vip coming through move along
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>>702428020
Soup.
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to kek or not to give a rotating fucking chicken.
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sup nigga
where the white bitches at?
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Uu-uh. Good e-evening ss-sir.
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