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Welcome to Club Kek. The hottest club on /b/. Before I can let you in, I'm gonna need to see some identification.
>Singles = Sorry, can't go in bro.
>Dubs = Right this way, Sir.
>Trips = Welcome to the V.I.P area, Sir. Enjoy your time at Club Kek.
>Quads = Here's your backstage pass, Sir. Where all the hoes want you and you gain full V.I.P access to anywhere in the club. Did I mention the all you can eat buffet with only the highest quality 5 star meals? There's even a chocolate fountain!
>Quints = Congratulations, Sir. You are now the owner and manager of Club Kek! Sorry for keeping you waiting, boss.
>Sextuples or higher = You (un)officially are now the Mayor of /b/! Sorry for keeping you waiting, Mr. Mayor. Please, step right this way, Mr. Mayor.