Hot Chicks with Birth Defects IE. Birthmarks / Moles / Rosacea / Hair / Missing Limbs
>>702414155
>>702414264
someone post palsy pancakes webm
she really hot
but shes black
>>702414347
her eyebrows are a bigger deal than these moles
too thick and too far apart, she needs an eyebrow designer
>>702414208
This Pic Make My Dick Diamonds
>>702415298
also my gf has a big birthmark, it covers almost her entire arm
we've been together for 2 years, I barely notice it now
>>702415113
second head as mole is more than just a simple mole.
>>702416035
>>702414801
Eh. Black women are my always last on my list. That being said this chick isn't a nigress she's just a black chick. She doesn't deserve to be placed with nigresses
>>702416158
This is my last on the list...
Tell me what it is?
>>702414977
fake tat much? completely straight line with a fucking period at the end.
also even if real, shes a dumb bitch for it, as if no ones ever seen pigmentation conditions. it would be making too big a deal over something benign, instead of being thankful she doesn't have the rare shit where your skin falls off if you go into the sun or whatnot.
>>702416605
It likes to Climb Trees I bet
>>702414801
I'd still lick that ass hole ayyyyyyeeeee
>>702416661
Somebody Backed the Truck up in the Mudd to Much
>>702416661
also NO tattoo artist would ever space the "It ' s" like that, but a font set in photoshop absolutely would fuck up an apostrophe in a cursive word.
and there is other cursive writing further up her arm that you can't see because, like the other (real) tats, its blurry.
>>702417018
>>702417066
http.womansday.com/life/real-women/a51684/this-beautiful-woman-with-a-rare-condition-gets-a-tattoo-to-shut-up-her-haters/
>>702416840
Fake or not, I like the tattoo.
Some dipshit staring? Show the tattoo. People asking? Show the tattoo.
>>702416840
ok then she both got a terrible tat from a shitty artist, who accepted a printed out font as a template, and is also a vapid retarded bitch for assuming the entire world is ignorant to a common disorder just because her high school friends were dipshits and kept asking about it.
I had 2 friends with it in my teens and saw at least 50 other people with it randomly in public. Like black guys with half pink faces, can't miss those fuckers.
>>702417066
Kill yourself aspie scum
>>702414208
>>702414155
eugh is that hair?
>>702417442
>hurr durr i got a tattoo because i have no patience to explain it so that somehow makes me a better person and not a shallow selfish cunt
Seriously, again, she should be completely grateful that its the only thing wrong with her. I have a friend with a fucked up toe from a childhood injury, who tries to hide it by never removing socks (even in blazing heat), and I have to remind him that no one gives a fuck about such a tiny thing. Self-centeredness is a fickle beast.
>>702417073
>>702417018
By this Pic she might be okay. I guess
>>702418113
>>702418397
the hot girl is the one on the right
>>702414801
Black women are fine as long as they aren't "black" black and have white woman hair
>>702419346
I love fros on black women. I think they look better with their natural nappy hair.
>>702415113
Is the head on the right in this picture the parasitic one?
>>702417808
What is this
>>702419785
no parasitic - they are actually two distinct conjoined girls
>>702420033
an herpes, only slightly bigger
>>702415610
Yeah, those trashy tattoos really help.
>>702415610
I wanna lick it.
>>702414155
/b/ this is not a drill. the all-wise one has returned. ask him your questions about love, life, sex and magic.
>>702419229
>>702419229
>>702419229
>>702419229
>>702419346
This One is okay. Just a little jacked
>>702420505
I would shoot this piebald and take her straight to the taxidermist.What a trophy.
Born with a tallywhacker.
>>702415610
Burn victim porn! Hot!
>>702421017
Thought you would have went this route first...FAG
>>702420818
quick!!
she's becoming a nigger!!
>>702417808
Would anyone rub their erect penile over it for $378.50
>>702414155
>>702414208
at least put some anti-hair creme on it
>>702419346
Oh no :( it's retarded :(
>>702420739
Get fucked faggot.
>>702421404
Sure, that's a very a very specific wager
>>702421439
nope.
it conflicts with Face Hair Shampoo.
>>702414264
Im cumming
>>702415113
I wonder what masturbating is like for them.
>>702417452
>common disorder
literally never seen anyone with this in 28 years
>>702414155
Every woman has a defect tbh, anon.
Not a woman but these are what Rabbits look like where I live. They got Rabbit HPV or sonething.
>>702421861
I wonder what's farting is like for them.
- "Ewww, gross"
- "It wasn't me, it was you!"
- "You liar and gross!"
- "I'm going out of this room!"
- "Me as well!"
- "Everybody walk the dinosaurs!"
>>702417452
And you represent the entire world and everyone's experience in it. Nah m8, retract your head from your own ass
I WANNA BE DAT DOGGO
>>702415113
>>702415055
Wait... Waitwaitwait..wait just a fucking minute here. is THAT acne?!
THAT much acne all over her face, arms, shoulders, chest and tits?!
omg.
I would kill my self.
DON'T BREED
>>702415113
I wanna fuck in between their cheeks
>>702422443
Too late anon
Shes preggo with mah baby
>>702414155
does fetal alcohol syndrome count?
>>702422410
chloe
>>702422730
>>702422730
big savings when buying robe
>>702422570
impossible. you didn't yet get acne.
>>702422845
MODS
>>702421861
Dude, They Are Married
>>702415113
I wonder who is the better cocksucker?
>>702422730
do you think they both eat or only one of them does the eating and the other one just never eats? or maybe they have a schedule and switch who gets to eat
>>702417773
Vitiligofag here. It's easy to say all that, but just try to imagine what it would have been like growing up with something like that. Just because it's benign doesn't mean it doesn't hurt.
The tattoo is in a spot where someone who might otherwise be staring at her lesions will instead see the simple phrase. Would sacrifice a toe if it meant getting rid of this tbh fam.
>>702423016
impossible. Those dudes are gays.
soo, we KS now?
>>702422570
I filthy dare you to prove it.
>>702422845
>just ONE poon
>>702422658
She's pretty fuckable now
>>702423365
>now
Kek'd
>>702423016
That just raises even more questions...
Damn. I wish they'd do an AMA.
>>702423016
perverted fucks
>>702423416
his high heel shoes
>>702421747
Wut
>>702415113
Do they have one beaver?
>>702415154
I don't mind this one, I think it makes her unique
>>702422845
2 heads
2 spines merging at the coccyx and joined at the thorax by sections of ribs. Surgery was employed to correct scoliosis.
2 completely separate spinal cords
2 arms (originally 3, but rudimentary central arm was surgically removed, leaving central shoulder blade in place)
1 broad ribcage with 2 highly fused sternums and traces of bridging ribs. Surgery was employed to expand the pleural cavities.
2 breasts
2 hearts in a shared circulatory system (nutrition, respiration, medicine taken by either affects both)
4 lungs with the medial lungs moderately fused, not involving Brittany's upper right lobe; three pleural cavities
1 diaphragm with well-coordinated involuntary breathing, slight central defect
2 stomachs
2 gallbladders
1 liver, enlarged and elongated right lobe
Y-shaped small intestine, which experiences a slightly spastic double peristalsis at the juncture
1 large intestine (one colon)
3 kidneys: 2 left, 1 right
1 bladder
1 set of reproductive organs
2 separate half-sacrums, which converge distally
1 slightly broad pelvis
2 legs
>>702422780
kek
>>702423512
they didn't update yet their facebook page
didn't you watch their show ?
>>702422658
and, speaking of fetal alcohol syndrome....
>>702423550
High heeled shoes were originally made for men
>>702414347
what a waste of a great pair of tits
>>702421404
Without question
>>702423788
Least she has no ass or hips
>>702414977
i wanna suck on dat one super white titty
>>702415055
which one's the nipple? i'd hate to have to suck them all until i found the right one
>>702423970
I want Her Blue-Ray Collection
>>702416605
>Tell me what it is?
A female Sasquatch.
>>702423767
Nope. I don't think of them until I see them on here. Mild brain injury... I have trouble remembering people until I see them.
I just wanna know how sex and romance would work. And can they get pregnant?
this thread is relative to my interests
bump
>>702423773
Id still cum inside Maise Williams
>>702422730
>ogre magi
>>702422845
>>702423671
Just had a horrifying thought. When they get to old age, what if only one of them dies first?
The shared circulatory system would mean the dead twin's head would be saved from decay, but the other twin might linger on for a time, inches from their deceased sister. :/
>>702424933
>>702423016
which one gets the vagina and which one sits in the corner masturbating?
>>702414208
>>702414155
Thats borderline something out of mass effect
>>702425144
what are you talking about dude, blowjobs for everyone
>>702423416
"i'm really 5'9"
>>702424933
checked....and out
>>702424933
Metal as fuck dude
Just imagine, carrying that dead weight that was once your lifelong friend. Like carrying a dead corpse with you everywhere.
>>702425236
top kek
>>702425163
I like to Think Real life Domino
>>702424933
you realise now how stupid their parents were to let them live ? One of them is going to die before the other. The other will have to live weeks, probably months with a dead head attached to her body.
>>702425385
>>702424933
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chang_and_Eng_Bunker
Not quite the same, they didn't share very many organs. But its one of a few instances where one twin outlives the other
>>702414155
F*ckin wolf
>>702424933
dude...
>>702424124
I'll sell you my copy of Ernest Scared Stupid for $10.
Subtle
>>702425603
en.wikipedia <dot> org/Chang_and_Eng_Bunker #Later_years_and_death
Apparently with the original Siamese twins, the live brother died of shock/grief/fear within hours, before the doctors could surgically separate them
>>702424738
yo, just put a scrunchie on it a call it a hair bun
that would look fresh as fuck
>>702415610
Like what, they only need to scratch a little
>>702426033
barely noticeable tbh. 8/10 would still bang for thos titties
>>702424933
That actually happened to a guy a lil over a hundred years ago. He didn't survive his brother for long however.
>>702426087
what if one of them doesn't die of fear ? shit's gonna be intense
>>702419346
No, no. Mixed black girls look hideous. What are they anyway?
>>702425895
>>702426087
I'm trying to find another one... similar, but the surviving twin dragged his brother around for a week or so, inconsolable, until his heart gave out.
I remember hearing the story, but I don't know how true it was.
>>702422780
Hardkek
>>702426033
great tits
>>702426033
What's wrong with her?
I can't even tell
>>702427010
Missing a left
>>702427010
Her skin Fucktard
>>702427170
Oh.
>>702427023
this can't be real. even her lips have freckles
FAS
>>702417808
om nom nom
>>702422071
Classic case of Doesn't Listen Syndrome
>>702427010
hair pie on her face
>>702414801
Can she breathe in any more? Won't be long until she has a Budha style stomach to match those tits and ass
>>702414347
Her ass looks like I would be fucking a victim with 3rd degree burns.
>>702427179
That's fucking hot
Jemma from SG
She's genuinely gorgeous in the same way a high-school crush is.
http://www.imgur.com/a/4Tsoc
>>702418113
Holy clam neck Batman!
>>702427659
Jesus Christ I'm in love
>>702421861
Girls don´t masturbate you silly.
>>702426510
the blood from the dead one got into the living side. septicemia I think they call it. the blood goes toxic from infection or rot.
>>702414208
I want to gently rub my dick on her soft birthmark hair.. wow.. This shit is making me find parts of myself I didn't know about.
>>702414155
Found this girl who had hair, what a weirdo.
>>702428004
>filename
>>702416035
that looks like a man
>>702422012
> literally
>ctrl F
> no moffy
Hoof foot. She hides it
>>702428356
Why is that so hot God damn.
>>702428506
because desu
>>702417904
That one actually isn't even bad.
>>702424794
Saved
>>702417808
she's not attractive in the first place faggot. you're supposed to post attractive girls with defects....
retard
>>702428491
hot as fuck
>>702414155
What is it exactly?
>>702428487
>leterally green
>>702428402
>>702420812
look at those man hands!!
>>702428356
SPIKE SPIEGEL. She only sees the past in one eye...
(pic unrelated)
>>702421169
did this guy grow tits from using steroids or what?
>>702422410
not attractive to begin with idiot.
>>702424933
Aaaw shit
>>702428668
Mein nigar
I wonder if she would be as hot without the crossed eye, or what.
>>702423653
i bet you think hanako is best girl
>>702427797
nice, would_bang/10
>>702426252
kekled
>>702427179
That looks sick tbf
>>702428697
A mole. Large
>>702422658
top kek
>>702429174
she would be good looking, but her charm is in her eyes
>>702422780
She doesn't look like that you fucking asshat. No worries, I have a current pic. She's been working out too.
>>702426748
Would marry.
>>702428356
Holy fuck that's beautiful
>>702424933
It wouldn't happen.
People die either due to damage caused to vital organs (which would kill both of them) or damage caused to the brain which causes their brain to lose its ability to effectively control organs like their heart and lungs.
The most that could happen is that one twin receives enough damage to their brain to be classified as braindead.
I'm not exactly sure how their nervous system is wired up, but I imagine that even if one twin received enough damage to her brain to stop thinking processes, the other twin's brain would keep their organs working, so the braindead twin couldn't be classified as actually dead.
MOST deaths are due to failure of organs rather than failure of the brain, so it's highly likely that they'll die at the same time as a result of something in their torso breaking.
>>702427333
Of course it's real you fucking idiot. You can have freckles anywhere you have skin.
>>702415610
thats actually pretty cool looking. like a painted horse
>>702414155
>>702414208
>>702414264
>>702414801
>>702414977
>>702416840
>>702417073
>>702418113
>>702419346
does anyone have that picture of the girl in the nazi uniform? there are many of her in different poses, but I can only find one - she's hot as fuck
>>702429933
I have freckles on my bellend, my BELLEND
Imagine that.
>>702417773
>by never removing socks (even in blazing heat)
So you can burn your feet?
Why the fuck would you take off your shoes when it's hot out?
>>702426252
Kek/kek
Would kek again
>>702422138
heh
>>702430674
looks like a younger picture of
>>702430756
>>702427023
The railing that I would give her....
>>702424738
do you think the brain inside the second head-lump does any thinking? i mean its pretty small and its obviously not hooked up to any sensory input besides maybe tactility on its scalp but. like what kind of life would that be. if it can think, imagine how direly insane from life long sensory deprivation it must be.
>>702423016
They didn't marry the same guy?
>>702427659
I fucking love her. I can't imagine how good that would be.
>>702431016
Fuck. That's deep anon.
>>702429630
>>702414264
bitch looks like a truck drove thru a mud puddle in front of her kekek
>>702424933
That idea made for a fun Night Gallery episode.
>>702425144
This also raises the question - How fucking awkward would it be to get a blowjob from one, with the other right there. Is the other one like "Darrr....hey there! baaa...you seem to really like my sister!!"
>>702430863
I would suck the next turd straight out of her ass.
>>702427659
>http://www.imgur.com/a/4Tsoc
would absolutely destroy. I have like half a litre of sperm saved up for that little vixen.
>>702431282
>>702431016
>imagine how direly insane from life long sensory deprivation it must be
Given that it never had the capacity to learn words or any way to actually formulate its thoughts, if it WAS intelligent to any degree, then I believe it would have just stopped thinking long ago.
>>702430988
disgusting 2/10
>>702415610
>>702428828
That one eye is a PalantÃr. Direct connect to Sauron.
>>702428619
>>702414347
she looks like someone threw dog shit at her through a screen door
>>702417452
>and is also a vapid retarded bitch for assuming the entire world is ignorant to a common disorder
She is american anon, do you really think most people have time to learn boring stuff between burgers?
>>702429830
At least they won't die alone like everyone else does
>>702415113
>>702423031
Here is a picture
>>702414155
does anyone here not have a birthmark or obvious deformity/asymmetry?
What are yours?
>birthmark on leg
>birthmark on butt
>big heart
>>702431893
>>702414264
>>702414347
>>702414155
>Hot Chicks
>>702429001
She just needs some pornstar makeup
>>702432325
Big Penis
My gf is half mexican, that counts right?
>>702423634
who's that?
>>702430756
>>702430956
Hnnnng
>>702421747
>>702433012
That poppy
>>702428004
>filename kek
And I would bang that eye straight.
>>702421097
ralph please go
>>702427914
albinos are neat.
>>702432784
>>702424933
No, they just don't survive much longer
>>702432167
Sweet Dee
>>702419536
my nigga
>>702433781
hawt! just means she can't fight back
>>702423016
wonder how that works, cause each guy is still slaying the same pussy. Wonder if they get territorial over the pussy at all, and jelous.
>>702423016
no they aren't.
>>702433970
>>702428356
The most beautiful born defect ever
>>702431054
hey guiz i believe everything i read on the internet without looking anything up, i'm a dumbass, throw coins at me derpity derp
>>702420325
That ass is refreshing
>>702423016
The fact that this crippled mess gets huys 5 times hotter than you...
>Why live /b/ ?
>>702432042
not real
>>702416605
Holy shit she was on that show Taboo about eating from the trash cans in San Francisco
>>702414801
Correction she is less than 50% black. Her mom is likely Trailer trash white knocked up by nigger who statistically 15-19% white. Kind of like Colin kaepernick. If she was full blood she would be ugly as fuck
>>702427914
This is not a defect, more like a hot rare pokemon.
>>702423538
HAA HA HAAAAAA
they have to be!
>>702432667
there's no hiding that fivehead
>>702432784
don't you just want to lick it?
>>702416605
>>702435672
Or Pet Her...
Would it get matted with ejaculate?
>>702427179
That's kinda cute.
>>702426748
I'm in love... but I would marry her to if I had the chance
Damn I'd even consider having a child with her
She's like the definitve ginger, back in the days of the roman empire they would have treated her as a goddess, literally
>>702435734
She's purrdy
>>702435957
i think her teeth even has freckles
>>702428766
fucking hideous
>>702436119
>>702417808
What the hell is that!?
>>702415055
Fuck, put my acne in perspective
have to look very hard
>>702436080
lmao That would make her even hotter
>>702428004
>>702424933
what about decapitation?
