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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>702393569
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>702408359
Just know that drinking a lot can be bad for you, but I'm sure you're fine. I mean you aren't an amerifat
Hello friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUGM9ikbBDw
>>702408603
Dumb nigger
>>702408329
Cute!
>>702408359
I've never made pie, except pizza pie.
>>702408404
mandatory uta claim
>>702408329
hrm.
maybe because i listen too much to instrumental themes.
idk.
its pretty obvious that jeff rosenstock is not a copy of sex pistols but i feel there is a bit of inspiration in the musician('s)
>>702408359
Nah, I don't like the feel of it.
>plus I'm a really good sniper
Claim pepper chan
Saber claim
>>702408468
Pocky
>Found a new gif.
>Over the max file size.
Why must this happen to me?
Claiming Felix
>>702408603
Hello.
>>702408850
Post an imgur link of it.
>>702408742
Thanks!
She really is
>>702408755
Well most people who make up music have listened to them, along with most of the other classic British punk bands
>>702408801
Ay
>>702408926
Qt kitty
>>702408850
i have a pic tha's over the max file size
i know that feel man
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>702408992
>imgur
This isn't Reddit, use pomf.cat
![WO [72] [LowR].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1u5xogi.jpg "WO [72] [LowR].jpg")
>>702409096
You can always make a duplicate with a lower quality
*Insert clever way to claim Blair*
Good evening my fellow anons.
>>702409179
Or this. Not like there's any real difference.
>>702408850
>>702409038
true that.
wuu2?
anything interesting?
>>702409411
i dont like low quality though
>>702409038
Will snag picture of cat later, for now I gotta go get J.
>He ran out of gas somehow
>Good thing I have an extra gas canister
>He should keep track of his goddamn gas.
>>702408786
Damn wouldn't mind cumming on that slut's face after she sucked me off either
>>702409426
manga ver right?
Claimed.
>>702409038
Hey Fran
>>702409109
Hey Syndra
>Playing league with friends so pardon late replies
>>702408742
pizza is still nice, but you should try it its not that hard and result always amazing
>except hair cake
>>702408595
i never passed out or puked
im okay im no lightweight
>>702409426
hey there
havent spoken with you before
>>702409674
gardy
Box is the best waifu.
>>702408404
>>702409109
Sex pun involving huge balls
>>702409426
Ayy lmao!
>>702409567
Not much. Watching Legend of the Galactic Heroes
>>702409587
Yay! I love animals
>>702409674
Gardy
>>702409754
Who you playing? GP?
>>702409773
That's good
What's hair cake?
>>702409754
I bet this slut does anal.
Look at those eyes of desperation, wanting cock deep in her butt.
>>702409674
Hello.
>>702409986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAPBm_0ftAY
>>702409986
How's it going?
>>702409773
I don't believe we have.
How's life treating you?
>>702409695
Sadly I have not read the Manga yet.
Claiming Aisha, and waiting for the day we are (even if forcefully) inducted into the Ctarl-Ctarl Empire.
YOUR MOM MADE MEATLOAF EVEN THOUGH I DONT EAT ME, I DUG YOU SO MUCH I TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM
>>702410350
MEAT, FUCK
>>702409773
Haiyo Yunooo!
>>702409986
Heya Fran
>>702410188
Shiro! How's it going?
As an outsider looking in, these threads are pretty fucking cringe and pretending you're anything else other than a fat autist is clearly a sign of delusion.
>she's a fucking cartoon
>go meet a real woman you pathetic fucking manbabies
>oh wait
>>702410342
I bet this slut dominates the bed. Forcing you to cum inside. I'd fuck her raw and hope for impregnation.
>>702410326
>>702410459
Samefag.
>>702409986
heh, what season and what ep?
>>702410326
read it,
everything is the same until the kishin breaks out.
then the anime makes an ending.
>>702408468
To answer your question from last night:
Guns of Icarus is a team game--shitty team, bad time. Win some, lose some. It's the people that are hell-bent on winning that have a bad time.
>>702410459
>>702409715
Is that cum she is eating? It looks like cum.
>>702409567
Nether do i, i have it incase i want to post it.
https://a.pomf.cat/ltloan.png
>>702409754
i need to think of something.
>>702409986
Head screws.
>>702410350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hsOSC6RVhk
>>702410459
It goes well enough. Going to watch a football (american) game soon.
How about you?
>>702410678
Would raping a Pokemon constitute a crime?
I'm willing to find out.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>702410718
This hasn't happened in a while.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PAe0WYM-XU
>>702410704
Don't be ridiculous.
>looks at image more closely
Holy shit I think that really is cum
>>702410188
I remember the vomit cake, but not that
>>702410326
Being spooked at college
>>702410459
What are you up to?
>>702410595
I'm on 19, where the first galactic emperor died so Reinhart is trying to incite a coup in the alliance
You ever seen it?
>>702410718
No pic?
>>702410833
Pokemon don't exist.
>>702410591
HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?!
>>702410678
TheHorribleTruth.jpg
>>702410784
Sounds like fun, I'm playing league with Cory
>>702410833
n o n o
o n o n
n o n o
o n o n
>>702410985
WE GOT CORY CORY CORY IN THE HOUSE
>>702410870
Hello Fish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsGODTySH0E
>>702410916
Or he could've been referring to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNStKhavmOs
>>702410985
Nice.
But, literally who.
>>702410784
Slick Rick, fuckin nice.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sfg6-4mBs6Y
>>702410718
nah, i can go without posting one of 3k pics
>>702410833
bestiality is a crime
so.... yea
>>702410916
>have i seen legend of the galactic hero's
you know who your asking right?
how the fuck couldn't i of seen it
>>702410985
kek
>>702410916
I'm about to play some league. How about yourself?
>>702411074
PARTY EVERY WEEK BABY!
>>702411144
Oh, it's my brother. He occasionally hops in thread and claims Cory in the House.
Hi
Is it weird to have a favourite serial killer?
>>702410870
Fish
>>702411144
Or that
>>702411208
Oh right, just making sure
>>702411262
Ed Gein is the best, and we all know it.
>>702411208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPbtlFVV3X0
>>702411262
Hi sweetie
probably
>>702411262
Nope, Jeffrey Dalmer over here
We both use the same shampoo
![Syndra [246].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [246].jpg")
>>702410916
>No pic?
Doing too many things at once.
>>702411262
No.
I think.
I hope.
>>702410916
That must be stressful, which collage?
>>702410595
We'll see.
>>702411262
Depends on why they're your favorite really.
>>702411144
hello
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqIWJeKA-HM
>>702411262
mine is ted bundy
>>702411403
Albert Fish, mah nigga
>>702411447
Hi hon,
Up to something?
>>702411477
Albert Fish
>>702411500
Heuehuehue.
I hope too
>>702411566
Albert Fish
>>702411566
>collage
>COLLAGE
>>702411246
Fuck your brother.
>>702411195
Love myself some Slick Rick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ujxj_hvOCU
That song is okay.
>>702411262
I don't think so. Ed Gein.
>>702411651
How are you today?
You like Gorillaz a lot, don't ya?
>>702411674
Did he make a full body suit of his mother's skin?
no :^)
>>702411674
Nope, Dalmer. You lose.
>>702411246
Probably getting some food soon
>>702411262
I do
>>702411477
Same man, I live in Milwaukee now so that's spooky
>>702411403
He only actually killed 2 people though
>>702411500
Lame
>>702411566
The Milwaukee school of engineering
>>702411757
i'm fine
yes i do
>>702411383
heh, when did you start watching anime?
>>702411674
seems like a pretty messed up dude.
>>702411651
>>702411757
Albert Fish, you niggas
>>702411795
Did Ed kidnap a kid and eat her and send a letter to her parents later describing what he did to their child?
>>702411839
No it's not
>>702411757
Yeah... he can be a dick at times.
>>702411890
Got any ideas of what you're having?
>>702411757
By the way, Im heading over to comedy music now.
This is gonna get comedic
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk
>>702411890
Do you use Head and Shoulders too?
>>702410647
Uh, I think you got the wrong person.
>>702412119
I'm not too knowledgeable on serial killers. Albert Fish seems pretty neat.
>>702412213
I will follow suit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpY3ggKAPIE
>>702409773
I think I'll try it out soon, sounds like it'll be gud
>Maybe I can make a fresh apple pie with my apple trees.
>>702409986
Pic related. ^^
>She was taking a nap.
>Penny~
>>702408404
>>702412326
>>702411383
fish
>>702412119
>Fish
you have my attention
>>702412119
Their both pretty edgy :^)
>>702411934
Probably around middle school, not counting Pokemon or yugioh
I think you started before I was born...
>>702412119
Dahmer raped and killed 17 men
He even ate several and kept skulls
>>702412180
Whatever is in the cafeteria
>>702412213
Yeah, and he is also my favorite serial killer
>>702412429
CAN I HUG HER!
>>702412326
Oh, hi there sweetie
>>702412413
They was charged of only 9 kids but he claimed to have killed more than 200
>>702411890
Oh, well good luck with that I suppose.
I know jack about engineering.
>>702412356
Well if you count being both a child rapist and a cannibal as being neat, then yeah.
>>702412066
that game was fucking intense sorry guys
>>702409986
see>>702410188
>>702410326
its okay
school startin soon but im still enjoying neet life
yourself?
>>702410459
whats going on man?
>>702411839
hey its a kneesock
>>702411924
fish
>>702411674
shitposting but other than that no
having a good evening?
>>702412559
garde bb
Claiming Myself.
>>702412549
Hehhehe
>>702412559
Edgy is an euphemism m
>>702412605
Fish made a kid eat his friend.
>>702412680
Yes I had, hon.
How was yer evening?
>>702412605
Of course!
>Shes a cuddler, and super fluffy
>>702412464
Hello Shiro
>>702412609
Hello. How are you?
>>702412609
Better have sexed the children, or else what a waste.
>>702412895
Hello Alice. How are you on this fine day?
>>702412670
Nothing much, just playing some league with Cory. Yourself?
>>702412818
It is? What's it a euphemism for?
>>702412895
Oh, I'm fine sweetie. And ya? Did anything happy happened in your life today?
>>702412928
He was a rapist too.
He usually rape then kill then eat
>>702412969
I guess I'm doing okay. We got a new vehicle apparently and it's pretty nice
>>702413196
I'm doing okay. I'm not too sure who you are though. Nice to meet you :)
>>702412670
Same, just chilling on my bed, counting down the days.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9HZmWeY2d0U
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ka1YXlNsT8M
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EEbODR02MDs
>>702412605
Damn straight!
>>702412670
Hey, its yun!
>>702412785
NO ONE ELSE WOULD
I apologise, that was very rude
>>702412928
>>702412969
"One of these things just doesn't belong here!"
>>702413375
My husbando and I are one. So claiming self should be fine.
No problem Kneesock.
>>702412549
How have you been?
>>702412620
Going for biomedical engineering
>>702412670
What game? League?
What are you studying?
>>702412818
Shit dude
>>702412871
Squeeeeeeeee
>>702413375
I'm.planning on stopping by his house one day, since im in Milwaukee
>>702413196
Dude, that's fucking metal. Still would've been cooler if he wore there skin and used them as decorations though.
>>702413334
Nice.
I'm going to watch a football game soon, that's nice.
>>702413544
fine
>>702410704
>>702410875
She´s eating mochi, japanese pounded rice paste.
>>702412818
It was alright
woke up at evening and since then just being doing nothing really
>>702413190
Garde bb why you ignore your good friend nice feet :(
>>702413275
fishy fishy
>>702413754
maid
>>702413544
She's a good cat
>Found her outside one day
>Fed her n stuff, put up an ad to see if she belonged to anyone
>After two weeks nobody said anything
>Now she belongs to me
>Been a year and a half since I found her.
>>702413532
Oh yeah, well my monkey has an ulcer and a stressful time at work.
It doesnt mean my monkey doesnt love you
>>702413544
You should!
That sounds kind of awesome.
Last historical homeI went to was Martin Van Bueran
>>702413190
They weren't edgy, they were much worst.
>>702413275
No
>>702413334
Nice to meet you too, sweetie.
It's really the frist time when meet so I was expecting this reaction
>>702413544
That's a good reaction.
>>702413574
He usually picked up pieces of the bodies to keep with him. Like what he most liked about the kid. He was a Masochistic too. He had more than 20 needles in his pelvis because he liked the pain
>>702413826
I'm thinking about taking a nap but idk. It's only 6pm
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>>702413574
BY football, do we mean football? Or American football
>>702413754
Hello Yuki, nice to see you
>>702413965
I knew I wasn't crazy. What's your waifus name?
>>702413190
just played a game with dutchfags
90 min game win
feels good
>>702413375
is it?
>>702413544
yea, wew was insane
some stupid social study
yourself?
>>702413362
ah life sucks right?
so are you new or am i retarded
>i am quite the idiot so im just asking
>>702413916
Isn't a cat is fine too?
>>702414050
Yuiko, sweetie
>>702413826
fish
>>702413965
maybe
Seems it's lunch meat day. Salami and cheddar
>>702413574
Dahmer used skulls to fap
>>702413732
What's this about you making someone eat someone else?
>>702413883
Cool! My doggo is also a rescue. When we first got to see her she flopped into my lap
>>702413916
Maybe one day when my sister visits next, I didn't bring a car
>>702413965
What should I have said? That sounds tasty?
>>702414083
Biomedical engineering. Robotic surgery is amazing!
>>702413544
Isn't that were you make pills and junk?
>>702414083
I've been here for about 3, maybe even 4 months, I don't remember.
>>702413826
Hiya sachi bb, didn't mean to ignore you :^)
>>702413965
They were worse, but still edgy
>>702414083
OH MY GOD! THAT LONG?!
Just redownloaded gtav
Gonna beat the story mode today or tomorrow then dick around on it a lot with cheats
>>702411924
Good, good. I've never really listened too Gorillaz, I like a few tracks from them though.
You into much besides Gorillaz?
>>702414050
American, yes. Should've clarified that.
>>702414279
Okay.
Also isn't it a monkey isn't my uncle or something.
>>702413965
Naps are always a good idea
>>702414246
sounds fishy
>>702414337
all you do is bully :^(
>>702414163
Ah, sorry. I don't see enough varieties of anime and manga to know who half of the posters are :(
>>702414421
I figured cause I was pretty sure you were in the USA. I'm in Canada but I still call it football and American football. I'm strange though I guess
>>702414279
Cute ^^
>My cat came inside and she immediately jumped up the wall.
>The next day she was much calmer and chilled
>After the fourth day she didn't wanna go back outside.
Now she's a lazy cat.
>>702414083
Is it?
I can never tell with these new fangled comptery contraptions
>>702414279
Ya got a sister huh?
Nice...
Should be fun! As fun as Dalmer goes I suppose
>>702414337
also drop the remote you fgt
Extremely late post.
>>702409096
>Pictures over max file size.
I have several.
>>702408992
i.imgur.com/aIkXm3p.gif
>>702414515
I am sorry bully-chan, I will strive to treat you better
>>702414671
no
>>702414279
?
>>702414421
just alternative stuff, i guess
>>702414515
quite
>>702409986
Yeah I was playing GP doing Elise now
>END THE TANK YASUO MEME
Ah, I should probably be leaving around now.
Bye everybody!
>>702414310
No, that's pharmaceutical
Medical equipment and shit
>>702414598
She isnt always much for cuddling, but she loves fetch and walks
>>702414599
She is pretty cool
>>702414800
Probably nothing
>>702414862
But it works, his base damage and the crit!
Same with echo
>>702415089
I want a big dog, like a German Shepherd, they're cute. ^^
>I wanna play fetch and stuff
>Cat's don't fetch, kek.
>But at least my cat likes sitting on my lap while I play Siege.
>>702414279
i knew this but i didnt see it was you talking
sorry fran
>>702414310
oh yea, i am retarded then
what are you up to?
>>702414337
yup...
it was fun though i played khazix and raped their adc
>>702414599
yea i hate them as well
i dont even recognise my own face
you up to anything? hows the neet day going?
>>702414991
night
>>702415312
I've been trying to play Fiora but I don't know what role I should play as. Should I be going mid?
>>702415750
no play her top, she is very good but a bit hard to get right
just fight your enemy laner all the time and you will win
>just get the pool party skin
Best ship claimed.
>>702416026
Oh, got it. I'll just stick top from now on.
>Oh, you know I'm trying my hardest :^)
>>702415309
Get one that is 30 pounds. They are big enough to play and small enough to cuddle and travel easier
>>702415312
No problem
>>702416339
>You know
>>702416339
she is pretty expensive though, how did you get her?
>>702416392
prob gonna be retarded match is starting
>>702414694
Okay, had to cut a few of the frames, but hope this works well.
>>702415312
So good, being NEET is neat
>>702415089
Wudabar!
I gotsta move for a bit, peace out!
>>702416515
I got a hero shard, and I had been saving up those blue thingies
>>702416656
Shhhhh
>>702416515
Focus on the game
>>702416754
Peace out
>>702416832
Also be sure to remember how important positioning is for her
I'm out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSC9Gw-Qvw0
>>702416392
Rad, sounds gud, a medium doggo that can travel easier and play with me ^^
Cooking with Rory-sama
Step 1 - make a vinegar reduction
Step 2 - fall asleep on the couch for an hour
Step 3 - panic
>>702417141
Positioning? What should be my positioning?
>>702416634
I'm going to save this anyways, because I have pic related (when she catches her breath), but keeping the first part intact and removing the third part would make for a better GIF imo.
>You don't have to do that if you don't want to, but it would be appreciated.
>>702417691
>Step 3 - panic.
You want panic? Pic related is panic.
>>702416754
i know right
come to our side
>>702416832
always lucky
dont listen to fran, just ult someone and spank them dead
>>702417141
im trying but i have more farm than my midlane as jungle
>>702417205
Exactly!
>>702417691
What did you burn down?
>>702418021
You know the little things that appear on the sides of enemies when you play her? Auto attack while facing that side of them
Enjoy a comic guys
>>702418435
Oh! I've been wondering what those were.
>>702418392
>spank them dead
ooooh, kinky :^)
>>702418781
yea boy, headmistress fiora has a ruler
she is a teacher
kinky af
>>702408926
Isn't his name ferris?
>>702419102
>>702418392
Shit. Not good
>>702418781
You do extra damage or something if you do. Based on bonus health
>>702419102
Or project
>>702418435
Plus doggos are pretty good at hanging too.
>And my cat is chill as fuck.
Siege is surprisingly good with their servers today.
>But teammates are bad.
>>702419459
Oh, neat. Probably will make it a lot easier for me to kill the juden
>>702419361
>
>>702419459
tbh all her skins are good
dw im carryig
>>702419469
Good to hear
Teammates always are
>>702419600
No, you're thinking of singed
>>702419747
Fuck them up!
>>702419459
>
>>702419866
burn ze juden
>>702420157
a cute
last
>>702420494
That so relates to me.
>>702420611
?
why
it makes me really sad tbh
>>702420692
Because...isn't that what most people want? Love not money. Same.
>>702420914
you know its basicly an insult
did you read/watch mirai nikki?
>>702421705
Yes to both.
Why?
>>702422932
well nevermind then
it just makes me sad because of the ending in the series
>>702424408
Even after redial? It made it better for me IMO. Then again the part they used in murmur's short should've been the final ending after their stargazing instead of that damn fan service.
