Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Just know that drinking a lot can be bad for you, but I'm sure you're fine. I mean you aren't an amerifat
mandatory uta claim
maybe because i listen too much to instrumental themes.
its pretty obvious that jeff rosenstock is not a copy of sex pistols but i feel there is a bit of inspiration in the musician('s)
Nah, I don't like the feel of it.
>plus I'm a really good sniper
>Found a new gif.
>Over the max file size.
Why must this happen to me?
Post an imgur link of it.
She really is
Well most people who make up music have listened to them, along with most of the other classic British punk bands
i have a pic tha's over the max file size
i know that feel man
You can always make a duplicate with a lower quality
*Insert clever way to claim Blair*
Good evening my fellow anons.
i dont like low quality though
Will snag picture of cat later, for now I gotta go get J.
>He ran out of gas somehow
>Good thing I have an extra gas canister
>He should keep track of his goddamn gas.
>Playing league with friends so pardon late replies
pizza is still nice, but you should try it its not that hard and result always amazing
>except hair cake
i never passed out or puked
im okay im no lightweight
havent spoken with you before
Sex pun involving huge balls
Not much. Watching Legend of the Galactic Heroes
Yay! I love animals
Who you playing? GP?
What's hair cake?
How's it going?
I don't believe we have.
How's life treating you?
Sadly I have not read the Manga yet.
Claiming Aisha, and waiting for the day we are (even if forcefully) inducted into the Ctarl-Ctarl Empire.
YOUR MOM MADE MEATLOAF EVEN THOUGH I DONT EAT ME, I DUG YOU SO MUCH I TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM
Shiro! How's it going?
As an outsider looking in, these threads are pretty fucking cringe and pretending you're anything else other than a fat autist is clearly a sign of delusion.
>she's a fucking cartoon
>go meet a real woman you pathetic fucking manbabies
heh, what season and what ep?
everything is the same until the kishin breaks out.
then the anime makes an ending.
To answer your question from last night:
Guns of Icarus is a team game--shitty team, bad time. Win some, lose some. It's the people that are hell-bent on winning that have a bad time.
It goes well enough. Going to watch a football (american) game soon.
How about you?
I remember the vomit cake, but not that
Being spooked at college
What are you up to?
I'm on 19, where the first galactic emperor died so Reinhart is trying to incite a coup in the alliance
You ever seen it?
HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?!
Sounds like fun, I'm playing league with Cory
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Or he could've been referring to this.
But, literally who.
Slick Rick, fuckin nice.
nah, i can go without posting one of 3k pics
bestiality is a crime
>have i seen legend of the galactic hero's
you know who your asking right?
how the fuck couldn't i of seen it
I'm about to play some league. How about yourself?
PARTY EVERY WEEK BABY!
Oh, it's my brother. He occasionally hops in thread and claims Cory in the House.
Is it weird to have a favourite serial killer?
Oh right, just making sure
Ed Gein is the best, and we all know it.
Nope, Jeffrey Dalmer over here
We both use the same shampoo
Doing too many things at once.
That must be stressful, which collage?
Depends on why they're your favorite really.
mine is ted bundy
Albert Fish, mah nigga
Up to something?
I hope too
Fuck your brother.
Love myself some Slick Rick.
That song is okay.
I don't think so. Ed Gein.
How are you today?
You like Gorillaz a lot, don't ya?
Did he make a full body suit of his mother's skin?
Nope, Dalmer. You lose.
Probably getting some food soon
Same man, I live in Milwaukee now so that's spooky
He only actually killed 2 people though
The Milwaukee school of engineering
heh, when did you start watching anime?
seems like a pretty messed up dude.
Albert Fish, you niggas
Did Ed kidnap a kid and eat her and send a letter to her parents later describing what he did to their child?
No it's not
Yeah... he can be a dick at times.
Got any ideas of what you're having?
By the way, Im heading over to comedy music now.
This is gonna get comedic
Do you use Head and Shoulders too?
Uh, I think you got the wrong person.
I'm not too knowledgeable on serial killers. Albert Fish seems pretty neat.
I will follow suit.
I think I'll try it out soon, sounds like it'll be gud
>Maybe I can make a fresh apple pie with my apple trees.
Pic related. ^^
>She was taking a nap.
Probably around middle school, not counting Pokemon or yugioh
I think you started before I was born...
Dahmer raped and killed 17 men
He even ate several and kept skulls
Whatever is in the cafeteria
Yeah, and he is also my favorite serial killer
CAN I HUG HER!
Oh, hi there sweetie
They was charged of only 9 kids but he claimed to have killed more than 200
Oh, well good luck with that I suppose.
I know jack about engineering.
Well if you count being both a child rapist and a cannibal as being neat, then yeah.
that game was fucking intense sorry guys
school startin soon but im still enjoying neet life
whats going on man?
hey its a kneesock
Edgy is an euphemism m
Fish made a kid eat his friend.
Yes I had, hon.
How was yer evening?
>Shes a cuddler, and super fluffy
Better have sexed the children, or else what a waste.
Hello Alice. How are you on this fine day?
Nothing much, just playing some league with Cory. Yourself?
It is? What's it a euphemism for?
Oh, I'm fine sweetie. And ya? Did anything happy happened in your life today?
He was a rapist too.
He usually rape then kill then eat
I guess I'm doing okay. We got a new vehicle apparently and it's pretty nice
I'm doing okay. I'm not too sure who you are though. Nice to meet you :)
Same, just chilling on my bed, counting down the days.
Hey, its yun!
NO ONE ELSE WOULD
I apologise, that was very rude
My husbando and I are one. So claiming self should be fine.
No problem Kneesock.
How have you been?
Going for biomedical engineering
What game? League?
What are you studying?
I'm.planning on stopping by his house one day, since im in Milwaukee
Dude, that's fucking metal. Still would've been cooler if he wore there skin and used them as decorations though.
I'm going to watch a football game soon, that's nice.
She´s eating mochi, japanese pounded rice paste.
It was alright
woke up at evening and since then just being doing nothing really
Garde bb why you ignore your good friend nice feet :(
She's a good cat
>Found her outside one day
>Fed her n stuff, put up an ad to see if she belonged to anyone
>After two weeks nobody said anything
>Now she belongs to me
>Been a year and a half since I found her.
Oh yeah, well my monkey has an ulcer and a stressful time at work.
It doesnt mean my monkey doesnt love you
That sounds kind of awesome.
Last historical homeI went to was Martin Van Bueran
They weren't edgy, they were much worst.
Nice to meet you too, sweetie.
It's really the frist time when meet so I was expecting this reaction
That's a good reaction.
He usually picked up pieces of the bodies to keep with him. Like what he most liked about the kid. He was a Masochistic too. He had more than 20 needles in his pelvis because he liked the pain
I'm thinking about taking a nap but idk. It's only 6pm
BY football, do we mean football? Or American football
Hello Yuki, nice to see you
I knew I wasn't crazy. What's your waifus name?
just played a game with dutchfags
90 min game win
yea, wew was insane
some stupid social study
ah life sucks right?
so are you new or am i retarded
>i am quite the idiot so im just asking
Seems it's lunch meat day. Salami and cheddar
Dahmer used skulls to fap
What's this about you making someone eat someone else?
Cool! My doggo is also a rescue. When we first got to see her she flopped into my lap
Maybe one day when my sister visits next, I didn't bring a car
What should I have said? That sounds tasty?
Biomedical engineering. Robotic surgery is amazing!
Isn't that were you make pills and junk?
I've been here for about 3, maybe even 4 months, I don't remember.
Hiya sachi bb, didn't mean to ignore you :^)
They were worse, but still edgy
OH MY GOD! THAT LONG?!
Just redownloaded gtav
Gonna beat the story mode today or tomorrow then dick around on it a lot with cheats
Good, good. I've never really listened too Gorillaz, I like a few tracks from them though.
You into much besides Gorillaz?
American, yes. Should've clarified that.
Also isn't it a monkey isn't my uncle or something.
Ah, sorry. I don't see enough varieties of anime and manga to know who half of the posters are :(
I figured cause I was pretty sure you were in the USA. I'm in Canada but I still call it football and American football. I'm strange though I guess
>My cat came inside and she immediately jumped up the wall.
>The next day she was much calmer and chilled
>After the fourth day she didn't wanna go back outside.
Now she's a lazy cat.
I can never tell with these new fangled comptery contraptions
Ya got a sister huh?
Should be fun! As fun as Dalmer goes I suppose
Extremely late post.
>Pictures over max file size.
I have several.
I am sorry bully-chan, I will strive to treat you better
just alternative stuff, i guess
Yeah I was playing GP doing Elise now
>END THE TANK YASUO MEME
Ah, I should probably be leaving around now.
No, that's pharmaceutical
Medical equipment and shit
She isnt always much for cuddling, but she loves fetch and walks
She is pretty cool
But it works, his base damage and the crit!
Same with echo
I want a big dog, like a German Shepherd, they're cute. ^^
>I wanna play fetch and stuff
>Cat's don't fetch, kek.
>But at least my cat likes sitting on my lap while I play Siege.
i knew this but i didnt see it was you talking
oh yea, i am retarded then
what are you up to?
it was fun though i played khazix and raped their adc
yea i hate them as well
i dont even recognise my own face
you up to anything? hows the neet day going?
I've been trying to play Fiora but I don't know what role I should play as. Should I be going mid?
no play her top, she is very good but a bit hard to get right
just fight your enemy laner all the time and you will win
>just get the pool party skin
Oh, got it. I'll just stick top from now on.
>Oh, you know I'm trying my hardest :^)
Get one that is 30 pounds. They are big enough to play and small enough to cuddle and travel easier
she is pretty expensive though, how did you get her?
prob gonna be retarded match is starting
Okay, had to cut a few of the frames, but hope this works well.
So good, being NEET is neat
I gotsta move for a bit, peace out!
I got a hero shard, and I had been saving up those blue thingies
Focus on the game
Also be sure to remember how important positioning is for her
Rad, sounds gud, a medium doggo that can travel easier and play with me ^^
Cooking with Rory-sama
Step 1 - make a vinegar reduction
Step 2 - fall asleep on the couch for an hour
Step 3 - panic
Positioning? What should be my positioning?
I'm going to save this anyways, because I have pic related (when she catches her breath), but keeping the first part intact and removing the third part would make for a better GIF imo.
>You don't have to do that if you don't want to, but it would be appreciated.
>Step 3 - panic.
You want panic? Pic related is panic.
i know right
come to our side
dont listen to fran, just ult someone and spank them dead
im trying but i have more farm than my midlane as jungle
What did you burn down?
You know the little things that appear on the sides of enemies when you play her? Auto attack while facing that side of them
Oh! I've been wondering what those were.
>spank them dead
ooooh, kinky :^)
yea boy, headmistress fiora has a ruler
she is a teacher
Isn't his name ferris?
Shit. Not good
You do extra damage or something if you do. Based on bonus health
Plus doggos are pretty good at hanging too.
>And my cat is chill as fuck.
Siege is surprisingly good with their servers today.
>But teammates are bad.
Oh, neat. Probably will make it a lot easier for me to kill the juden
tbh all her skins are good
dw im carryig
Good to hear
Teammates always are
No, you're thinking of singed
Fuck them up!
Even after redial? It made it better for me IMO. Then again the part they used in murmur's short should've been the final ending after their stargazing instead of that damn fan service.