ITT we describe games poorly
> be nerd
> teleportation makes things go wrong
> kill stuff with weapon that is not a weapon.
> try to fight but you have no feet
> throw a ball but you have no feet
> get some papers but you have no feet
> has a bunch of trailers that contains the characters talking about their work and in the videos they have feet
> theres a spaceship that never reaches space but you have no feet
half life (2)
>nazi poster child kills a billion nazis on the moon
>destroy everything, tether shit together
>may or may not be a story nobody knows nobody's tried
>heart of darkness
Dunno how hard this one will be, but:
>Boarding party build
>Enemy is unmanned
>travel and collect many seemingly useless items
>do some gambling
>do more gambling
>do even more gambling
>getting pretty tired of this fucking gambling bullshit
>ask sears for money back
assuming it's mario and you think it's funny to make mario, a kid's game from ~20 years ago, into something dark and twisted for no reason. It's not funny, it's lazy and you're pathetic.
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This is a website that routinely posts traps, women and pets being abused, and worst of all, Furporn.
We raid child vloggers, dox innocent teenagers and cyber-bully rape victims.
I dont think interpreting Mario as dark and gritty is the most cardinal of 4chan sins. KYS
You get a water chip in 1 and 2 you get the G.E.C.K
it is 3 you dang ding dongle
Personally, I'm ok with all that shit. But if you draw the line at insulting Mario, you should probably put down the vintage NES controller you spent $35 dollars for on ebay and go find a glory hole to kneel on.
those things are for cruelty's sake, making mario dark is just cringy as fuck. I think I've seen that as one of those 8th grader posts where it's like "growing up our role model was miley cyrus, our hero was mario, a mafioso drug addict, and they wonder how our generation got so messed up" thinking they're deep. Fuck off, fag.
Did I claim to be anon or a hacker of any kind?
I'm just saying that 4chan is a hive of scum and villainy (that I enjoy). Making a joke about mario tripping out and falling down a hole shouldn't trigger so many nintendosexuals.
> made by 2 Swedish dudes in college
> play multiple hours a day for several months
> grind grind grind
> Go exploring one day, walk into wrong neighborhood. Get ganked by bored Russians. > Dead. Lost everything.
> Don't play game for several months
> Oh. New world... start playing again
>did is claim to be anon
considering the essays youre pulling out of your ass right now id say the one being triggered is you lol
all the other guy did was call you out for being the pathetic and unoriginal faggot that you are
why are you so upset?
>Accomplished (Insert backstory here)
>Be special forces agent
>Everyone's a dick until they realize you're basically Jesus/dick Jesus
>Save the galaxy no matter what you do
Ok ill admit it was derivative and unoriginal. But when he/you wrote the words "you think it's funny to make [fun of] mario, a kid's game" it seemed like he was offended in a "how dare you besmirch children's entertainment" type of way. But yeah, I'm unoriginal as fuck, as are %90 of these examples. Deal with it faggot.
Misunderstanding. I thought he was truly offended that I dare shine mario in such an unflattering light. I never expected that from this community.
But if the main insult is that I'm a hack, then so be it!
>getting mad because you cant even read properly
>also venerating 4chan as some sort of bastion for villainy
what the actual fuck is wrong with you
id ask of your parents dropped you as a baby but they clearly hurled you at a wall
In order to avoid misunderstandings, I attempt to use proper english. Perhaps if the original detractor had used more clarity this whole situation could have been avoided.
He said it what I think is funny is not funny at all. This is often the cry of SJWs. Had he clarified that I was a unoriginal, derivative piece of shit, then I would have wiped my eyes and moved on. But the rest of you faggots had to make this a thing. And I'm glad it bothers you. Find something tall to jump off of.
>flamboyant nigger helps you jailbreak
>kill everyone to get out
>finally escape, walk around
>get in a robot and fly up to other robots
>big robot asks whats up
>option a: kill it
>option b: kill everything else
>either way youre the badguy
Actually, part of the way that I speak is derived from the politeness I am required to use in my relatively comfortable job in tech support. I spend my free time here instead of reddit, however I dont feel the sudden urge to start saying "dat boi" and "waddup" and "show me your boypussi please!". But if you feel the desire to, thats fine by me.
Hardmode. Only oldfags will probably get this
>me and my girlfriend are criminals
>about to get in getaway car and abscond but she shoots me and leaves me for dead
>being transported to prison and a terrorist bomb plot destroys the bridge I was on with my black friend who has bandages on his hands
>we escape and I lead a successful life of crime
Easy hint read it backwards
Anything say never I
said the shitposter.
how does using large, uncommon words lessen misunderstandings. It does the exact opposite. look at this line right here.
>Had he clarified that I was a unoriginal, derivative piece of shit, then I would have wiped my eyes and moved on
Look at this pretentious imagery. You're such a fucking fag, dude.
Alright guys, I'm gonna admit it now, this guy is me. I've been samefagging and trolling as this guy and the other one who keeps attacking him. I've been using thesaurus.com to find most of these big boy words.
>crash on planet
>gunna die in a month
>get little plant fags to put your ship back together
>leave them for dead
>remember about plant fag land
>go back because money
>be other people
>go to plant fag land
>plants and animals everywhere
>only allowed to get fruit
Politeness and success in the business realm requires a rudimentary understanding of the english language
This understanding of language is also very applicable when dealing with fagots on the internet.
Yes and a rudimentary understanding of the language is achieved by a third grader. You're talking like a guy wearing a three piece suit in a dive bar talking about his thesis on Proust.
If these are big words for you, you might want to ask your teacher or ED tech, or whoever wrangles the developmentally disabled at your school and request a transfer to an earlier grade.