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>Space
>Spaceship
>Hunt bounties
>Upgrade ship
>Repeat
>Become OP as fuck
>EMEROWDS
>>702406416
>read
>stamp
>next
>>702406877
Papers, please
>>702406990
hell ye boi
>No RDM
>take this!
>you'll regret that!
>ow!
>bye-bye!
>make a space dildo
>launch
>crash
>slap more boosters on it and hope it flies this time
>>702407485
Kerbal space program
>>702407485
kerbal
>play-doh men
>kick the shit out of everyone
>trains
>chicken suit
>most overrated game of all time
>indie
>>702407966
No man's lie
>>702408255
nope
>Battlefield 1's bitch
>Weird one-island city map thing.
>Be a psychopath.
>Play till level 100 and realize life is meaningless.
>Explosions.
>>702408408
Minecraft
>>702408255
NMS is the least overrated game out there. It got so much shit on, how can you call it overrated? Do you even know what that means? It doesn't mean "it sold well thanks to pre-orders". It means "people praise it for no good reason".
I can only assume this guy expect us to guess it's Minecraft, because hivemind.
>>702408530
GTA V, though you can level up further.
>>702408530
BL2?
>>702408644
I'm level 148. Fucking useless.
>>702408644
Also dubs checked.
>>702407441
its worms fucking armageddon
>>702407246
something from the 90's maybe don't know
>>702407966
undertail
>>702407835
>gang beasts
>>702407835
Gang Beasts
>criminal scum
>>702407966
>overrated
>everyone hates it
>implying overrated=overhyped
>>702406416
Elite?
>>702409052
>replies to the wrong guy
>>702407966
5naf
>>702408644
It still gets way more credit then it deserves. Even after everyone saw through the lies there is still a fuckton of people eating up the shit the devs are saying like "It'll be better on Ps4 Neo!" And then still claim it's 10/10. Though I will agree it us getting more and more shit recently, thank fuck.
>>702408956
That's a win
>>702408530
gtav or just cause something
>>702408912
Winrar, although it wasn't any specific Worms
>>702409052
>>702409110
>>702408255
third is who I meant to reply to
>>702406416
Freelancer
>>702409078
Nope
>Go to church
>Oshit I get pussy
>CLIMB YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
>are those rams
>PULL THAT BLOCK YOU IDIOT
>CLIMB REEEEEEEEEEE
>splash
>who are you
>get knocked out
>wake up
>hey there follow me ill be your new best friend
>getting sleepy all of a sudden
>>702408987
>>702409026
Yeeeeeee
The Elder's Scroll obviously, much kek tho
>>702406416
Star Trek: Bounty Hunter
Great game, it was.
>Weird tie-ins with predicessors.
>Not sure if they worked.
>Multiple universes.
>Lighthouses.
>>702409287
Catherine
>>702409449
bioshock infinite
EZ FEELZ
>>702409479
Yes
>>702407835
Gang beasts
>common first name for women in the 18th through 20th centuries
>a brutal sequel to a childhood favorite story
>grassland, underwater, asian place, cards, dollhouse, seriously gothic place
>blood and gore everywhere
>knives
>fever mode
>show up to work
>brother dies
>destroy planet for its copper wiring like a nigger
>>702409428
Good game, but wrong answer
>silent hill
>but you're adequately armed
>and in space
>there is no cow level
>>702409897
dead space
>>702409936
diablo
>>702409702
Alice's Revenge?
>be you
>be British woman
>sometime in the 1940s
>shoot Nazis
>Nazis are OP sharpshooters
>church
>morphine
>burn toys in an chimney
>get money
>buy more stuff to burn
>why is it so cold
>burn more stuff
>winter since ever
>buy more stuff to burn
>everything went weirder than expected
>>702410066
Close enough...
>shit expansion
>good expansion
>110 in a day
>>702410094
little inferno
>>702409770
red faction guerilla
>>702406416
Escape Velocity
>>702410308
true
>>702409770
>>702410332
Fucking best game ever
>Fall down.
>Need to go back up.
>Penis tentacle plant.
>Fall down.
>Cimb back up.
>Fall down, oh for fuck's sake.
>Jetpack is your messiah.
>Run out of batteries.
>Fall down.
>>702410374
Nooope
>>702408644
It is completely over rated are you fucking 13?
>>702410493
Grow home / Grow up
>>702410614
Exactly my friend.
>U r Muslim
>Trying to find holy book
>Crispies are enemy
>nyoom
>WAP
>HWOPSSHHH
>>702410435
so great
>>702410493
grow home
>>702410689
YEAAAA
>>702409330
giving a hint
part 4 was banned from the franchise cause so shit
publisher did another project same genre
>>702410564
do you understand what overrated means it would have to be highly rated to be overrated. It is rated low and everyone who likes it understands why people hate it. it's boring and grindy even though it's explorative.
>>702410706
Assassin's Creed ?
>>702410760
Any racing game ever?
>stop curvin
>fuck
>STOpp
>GOD DAMMIT, FUCK
>ALRIGHT, TWO HAND MODE
>>702410975
no
yuo am try harder
>run trough wired box-like-rooms
>cry allot
>encounter fucked up monsters
>cry some more
>pick up shit
>now my tears are lasers
>>702410564
I don't think Minecraft is overrated. I played it and enjoyed it for a long time, starting at alpha, after the big publicity boom. People said it was fun to explore, and it was. People said it was fun to build stuff up, and it was.
Notch got praise for making a fun game. Clone or not, it was fun. And the fact people still manage to make new stuff to enjoy in the game to this day proves it.
Not every game people, excluding you, enjoy is overrated.
>>702411169
Forza
>>702411207
Binding of Isaac.
>>702409299
Nice dubs man, elder scrolls :^)
>>702411169
Gran Turismo
>>702411169
Need for speed
>>702411284
i have it on my task bar still because sometimes i play
>>702410883
Noope
>list of shit to do each day
>go full /r9k/ instead
>>702411370
si
>>702406416
Pulsar?
>>702410078
Velvet Assassin?
>>702407246
Trouble in terrorist town?
>>702406416
Hint: you can also do missions and mine shit but bounties feel way more rewarding so that other shit
>>702410857
>>702409330
no one ?
its Gothic
>>702411755
Nah
>>702411846
Never heard of it.
>>702406416
Elite Dangerous
>fall down
>goat
>emotions
>skeletons
>nonsense
>rain
>emotions
>fight a lesbian
>weeb lizard
>everyone wants to fuck the robot
>emotions
>emotions
>what the fuck
>replay the game
>more emotions
>>702411782
90% of GMod in general, but yesss
>>702411669
Not sure what "go full /r9k/" means, but usually to do lists in these threads refer to Postal.
>>702406416
Space Pirates and Zombies ?
>>702410435
What the fuck is with these autistic bitches
>ping
>pingpingping
>???
>!!!
>!!!
>ace
>>702406416
EVE: Online?
>>702412047
go full columbine on everyone
>>702411937
wat
>you're a green guy
>turns out you're not the real green guy
>the real green guy falls down
>more green guys
>Arrive to workplace
>Trip and fall
>Workplace freezes (new feature)
>Workplace explodes
>Get nuked
>>702412052
Is that actually the name of a game?
Because no.
>>702412047
>kill everyone
>>702412005
>>702412176
also another one
>be a retard
>press buttons
>another retard shouts at you for being retarded
>this repeats for eternity
>>702412267
http://store.steampowered.com/app/107200/
yea actually a good game
>>702412411
Keep Talking and Nobody explodes
>Fly up
>Kill myself
>Kill the real me
>>702412005
Kill everyone?
>>702412469
not co op its single player
>>702412573
Uhhhhh Simon Says???
>>702406416
Starbound?
>>702412573
Stanley parable
>>702407246
Witcher 3?
>Scream at, insult and rape cripples.
>>702412659
No.
I'm beginning to realise just how many games this applies to.
>Have a book that makes stuff
>Sister becomes stone by a wizard
>Gotta help people
>Dad is a faggot
>>702406416
>not destiny
>>702406416
FTL?
>>702412701
Real life simulator 2k16
>>702412788
Scribblenauts
>>702412772
give more tips
>Fall asleep
>Meet fedora tipper
>Die
>>702412890
Winrar
>>702411937
You've miss a lot of good games lad
>>702406416
Star Citizen?
>kid scared of the dark
>space blaster stolen
>shoot green stuff
>all imagination.
>>702406416
Freelancer.
>fwap fwap dudding fwap dudding fwapfwap fwap dudding fwap dudding fwap fwap dudding fwap fwap dudding fwapfwapfwap wap FUCK
>>702412869
Wrong. I'll give you a tip. The game doesn't have any actual violence.
>>702412225
Stanley Parable?
>>702412918
>different ship classes
>fuckton of weapons
>warp drive
>>702412701
Sounds like my usual saturday night
>Play baseball until you meet the lord of darkness himself.
>Stuck in limbo forever.
>>702409045
Oblivion
>>702406416
>be noblefag
>Get fucked over
>Meet evil dream hipster
>kill people
>meet evil dream hipster some more
>continue killing people
>Fuck over everyone else
Tried to keep it ambigous as possible but it should be possible.
>whoa where is everybody
>oh there are people here
>OH GOD WHAT WAS THAT
>AAAAAHHHH!!
>oh right, i'm an asshole
>am I dead?
>>702413086
the X series ?
>Shots and explosions
>Future
>America
>Dad's ded
>Gotta kill Mad faggot
>Mad faggot is mad cuz ded dad kill'd his sister
>Billions of retarded children play it for multiplayer. Ignoring the story
>>702413086
E.V.E?
>*throw
>*shatter
>EEEHHHHHHRRRRRRRRR
>>702413081
Wrong. Here's a tip. The game has one of the shittiest platforms on earth.
>hairy piece of shit
>apples actually give you extra lives
>>702409045
Oblivion
>>702413159
OFF ?
>See mountain
>Try to climb it
>Fail
>>702406416
Rebel galaxy? Been playing that shit a ton since it was free on ps4
>>702413400
No. It's a flash game.
>>702413236
fookin blops 2 m80
>>702413236
cod but which cod maybe bo2
>>702413216
Nope
>>702412501
No Man's Sky
>>702413476
Yes
>>702413525
Another game. Less buggy.
>>702413434
>YEAAAHH BOOIIIII
Fuckin finally
>>702411812
Rebel Galaxy
>>702413193
Dishonored?
>be fucking nobility
>disgraced as fuck
>have to clear family name
>fixes all the fuck ups
>rich people sure are different
>>702406416
destiny
>>702413402
Le elder scrolls: Skyrim.
>>702413316
Little fox fuckhead
>>702413805
yup.
>>702413434
Me too, didn't hold out much hope but it's pretty good except for the music and being so op
>>702413812
Dishonored
>>702413812
We alread had that dude..
>>702413917
The music is terrible, i turned it down to 0 as soon as i started the game
>>702412701
katawa shoujo!
>Someone goes as a guard in a place
>A teddy bear and other gay faggots try to kill him
>Overrated as fuck
>anthropomorphic thief raccoon
> swing weird cane thingy
>steal a lot of shit like raccoons do
>paired up with two other fucking animals
>>702413917
Agree. Would like some dlc or something to give a little competition
>>702413870
no
here's a hint
>a retard with a big N on his forehead finna bust my balls
>be window washer
>bitch leaves something important in boss' office
>lockpick your way in
>found out
>fired
>live your live a bit more
>ex-boss throws you into the ocean
>spooky island
>devil went down to georgia
>your back home
>running is illegal
Never finished the game, there's prolly more.
>>702414156
sly fox
>>702414127
five nights at fagbear's
>roll up the universe into a ball
>>702414216
its sly cooper you fucking degenerate
>>702414170
Yeah, crash is a little fox fuckhead, thats what i meant
>>702414274
katamari damacy
>>702406416
Elite c'money guys
>>702414379
he's a bandicoot you fucking waste of oxygen
>>702412144
league?
>>702413928
Nope.
Not it at all.
Mayne I was too vague, but the last line should be a good clue
>>702414156
>Poorly explain
>anthropomorphic thief raccoon
Hardly poor. That line alone was easy, and the rest was redundant.
>>702414506
Nigguh do i look like i know geography
>wake from coma in prison
>bust out with Spick
>shoot up a court
>build a crew
>>702413086
no mans sky
>>702413316
crash bandicoot?
>>702414194
sims bustin out, loved this game for the gba
>Be a boy
>Have gf
>She's dying
>Guy tells you to kill guys
>Find guys
>Oh shit the guys are big
>Killed all the guys
>Gf still not good
>Become demon
>>702409045
Skyrim -1
>>702414098
>be a john doe
>no idea who the fuck you are
>answer prank calls
>go /r9k/ on slavs
>synth music plays while you do it
>>702414612
geology* read a book once in your life
>>702414255
Winrar
> Be a king
> Build dynasty
> Murder deviant homo sons
> Expand
> Remove kebab
> Antichrist child out of nowhere
> Good stats tho
> Kills family and royally fucks up your plans
> 100 hours in, grasped the basics
>DUNH!
>run and hide
>DUNH!
>little dance
>tags
>>702414742
Actually it's astronomy you fucking idiot.
>>702414631
>>702414631
The Darkness?
>>702406416
Freelancer
>>702414856
Got it
>>702414723
>>702406416
Rebel Galaxy muddafakka
cats dead
cry a lot
>moon
>Australian
>guns
>robots
>Hero
>>702414856
>>702414924
you don't become demon
>>702413812
Katamari damacy!
>Build stuff
>Shoot people
>>702414948
Do do do do do do do do do do doooooo
Do do do do do do do do do do doooooo
Do do do do do do do do do do doooooo
Do do do do do do do do do do doooooo
>Carry gun
>run around
>shoot people
>>702415059
can you be more vague?
>press start to play
>>702415035
Bl pre sequel
>I have a super autistic fandom
> not a sonic game
> why did you make porn of this ?
>>702415043
Maybe I'm remembering the end wrong. I recall horns growing out of the Wander's head
>>702415111
Golgo 13
>Go to work
>Shit gets fucked up
>Kill crabs and octupus and other shit
>Get a new job
>>702415035
tps sucks dick
>be a mall customer
>people start telling about how paul blart mall cop is a cool guy and you should be him
>after a long week im finally face-to-face with paul blart mall cop
>i kill him
>i have to decide if i should be a mall cop or loot the mall.
>>702415163
Undertale
>>702415163
undertale
>>702415145
Lol nice
>>702415092
speed racer
>>702415050
you got it.
I BET you faggots can't guess this one
>Be a cheff
>Write food words (Apple, spaguetti, soup)
>6 levels
>Awful soundtrack
>Old as fuck
>>702406416
Starbound
>>702415143
>pres play to start
>>702415286
mr mix?
>>702415303
I'd fuck the spider
>>702415143
Ok.
>Be part of glorious green-themed empire
>Build a great fortress
>Enemies destroy it
>Kill them. Rebuild. Repeat
>stuck on ship.
>many spooks.
>title changes genre from survival horror to action in the space of 3 games.
try to survive
quiver in fear most of the time because youre afraid of losing progress
>>702415362
Winrar
Damnit
>>702406416
ftl
>Use time powers to save blue-haired hot chick
>Make out with the hot chick
>Hot chick is in a wheelchair
>Tears
>o w8 more tears
>>702415436
dead space
we already did this one
>>702415529
Life is Gay
>>702415455
That covers the majority of games without autosave.
>>702415455
Learn to memetext
>pork bun guy
>fake watches
>karaoke
>>702415639
Sleeping doge
>retarded enegizer mascot with a gun
>kill tortoises
dead space
>>702415639
Sleeping dogs
>>702415455
That sounds like ARK
>>702415605
close
>>702415713
That game is dope as fuck
>shoot pigs.
>go back in time.
>fuck shit up.
>present day.
>strippers are pigs
>cars
>soccer
>its rocket league
>>702415861
*doge as fuck
>>702415861
That's if you don't get stuck in the racing part. I hated it in GTA and i hate it here.
>>702415901
My five year old daughter plays Rocket League
>>702415861
I thought it was pretty shit compared to true crime which it was supposedly the successor to.
> join the cool kids
> fuck the police
> get rekt and abducted
> they think you betrayed them, but still saves your sorry ass
> "Who da man"
>>702415771
Jazz Jackrabbit
>>702415531
Wasn't confirmed, unless you did it twice
>>702415897
>>702415974
who the fuck said it was rocket league
> Snes
> 4 player
> pvp
> best local multiplayer ever
> explosions
> even better when you've been drinking
boy becomes blob. It's all a metaphor or something.
>>702415947
The racing is easy, you just bash everyone off the road. All the mandatory races are super easy.
>>702415901
SARPC?
>Be wolf
>Japan
>Paintbrush
>>702415369
okay.
>>702416062
super bomberman?
>Family dies
>Friend dies
>You kill your other friend
>Kill the one who fucked up your life
>>702416055
The guy who posted it said it was fucking rocket league
>>702415974
Is she hot?
>>702416062
Goldeneye
>Play as batmans lost lost bro
>kill terrorists
>find out terrorists are actually the good guys
>wops
>try to make it up to good guys by saving the world
Also plz cum in me
>>702414784
Uuuh CK2?
>>702416083
I tried that, but it didn't seem to have much effect so i kept trying to race normally.
>>702416166
yes
>>702414615
Saints row 2?
>>702416123
okami
>>702410168
legion
>>702416123
okami
>>702416025
Who's this handsome devil
>>702416218
It is ck2, good work fella.
>>702416280
Yep you got it
>>702414615
That game has the ugliest characted creator i have seen in my life. There is no way to avoid the females looking like orcs.
>Black nigs show up
>Your buddy wants to join black nigs
>On island
>Loose your girl
>portal in grandpa's basement
>In new town
>sweet smell
>gator attack
>game over?
You need to be a real old fag to get this
>>702414631
SotC
>>702416180
How is it rocket league you retard
>a winner is you
>>702416055
>>702416181
>so much kek
>>702416345
That's Caleb from Blood newfag
>>702416451
Please be trolling
>>702406416
Elite Dangerous
>>702416345
Dick kickem
>Evil faggot wants a dark heart
>Gay butterfly helps protagonist to get colorful hearts
>Evil faggot makes a hole in da sky
>Evil faggot has an army, a green bitch, a retarded big faggot, and a magic wizard
>World is made of paper
get as high as you can
dicks everywhere
theres a goat
for best results, slingshot yourself
>my second game of the series is the only good one out of all 3
>the good one
>beat up all the mutha fukas
>seeeeeeegaaaa
>>702416501
Was a line from the game genius
>Town gets posessed by ghosts
>Travel the world with a bat and a bunch of other dickheads
>Beat the final boss with the power of music
>jump
>jump
>jump
>shimmy to the left
>jump
>jump
>jump
>shimmy to the right
>jump
>jump
>jump
>I wish I had a horse
> Be me
> live in shitty farming town on outskirts of major city
> Only friend is some dude who's about my age
>Always talks about going to the city and becoming an official, he fucking loves that place
>I don't really care, I'm content doing whatever
Fast forward a few years
> Be me, now 19
>Friend and I go to take entrance exam in city
>Douchey prep faggots from the city insult us as we walk in to the testing area.
>Friend is hype, I don't really care and I'm only doing it because my mom wants me to
>The tests are 1 person at a time to prevent incidents, friend goes before me
>comes back a few moments later, looking sad, tells me good luck and says he'll start his way home now
>Go into examining area, bunch of old cunts in matching uniforms
>Test is a bit weird, only consisted of operating some small computer
>I pass, much to everyone's amazement
Next day
>Walk into freshman orientation, see other students
> What the fuck why are there only 4 of them
> Teacher explains that this is actually a lot more than expected and we'll get right down to business
> This dude tells us to go into a fucking dungeon and catch a fucking demon
MFW, pic related
>>702416733
Bethesda hill simulator
>>702416645
Goat simulator
>>702416821
Yup
goat simulator is wrong
>Be weeaboo neet
>Get a job, great pay
>Kill a lot of people
>Kill my sister i didn't know i had
>Try to kill my potato nigger brother
>wake up you lazy cunt we have shit to do!
>side quests, let me side quest for ten minutes without bitching please.
>people will fight over me for years and years
>>702411769
That's the one.
> You are in a comfortable, tunnel like hall
>>702414510
Yup
>>702417051
Hitler RPG
>>702416490
>a winner is you
Pro-wrestling!
>>702416806
assuming wrong thread
kotor
>>702417127
nope, never heard of that one
>>702416501
I love you for saying that
>>702417196
Pretty sure that was a joke
>Be me
>going to visit my dead father
>Gets kidnapped by rednecks after
>>702416623
Super paper mario
>>702416308
>>702416343
Both correct
>forced to open a shop
>go dungeoning
>mc has strange view of the world
>kill everyone in a bar before you start each level
>double jumps
This was my entire childhood
>>702417522
Winrar
>>702416733
Richard III on SNES
>Build your car
>Race other cars
>Beat pirate first
bump limit reached
in b4 404
>Being travel to Egypt
>Kill a shitload of people
>Arrive
>Kill more people
>Kill a zombie or something like that
>>702416806
Some Pokemon or Harry Potter video game
> Be a topless girl riding a bike
> Give lift to dog so it can go and fuck its friend
> Do sick tricks
> Unlock vidya of strippers
> No tits in USA version because of moralfags
> Be better than the critics suggest
