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This kid from my university won't stop texting me dubs decides
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>>702401526
"yeah I got heroin too"
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>>702401526
your ass is about to be grass, son.
my boys are comin to see you tonight, bitch.
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>>702401669
rollin
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Rolling

"Yeah I got flowers too"
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"yes my garden is full of it XDD lol"
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>>702401669
Roll
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>>702401526
I just mowed that shit bra XD XD XD
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Hey man, sure got some. Im in fact even coming to your house now so I can suffocate your mother with it and rape her dead body. You cant stop me.
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>>702403344
WINRAR
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>>702401669
rollin for this
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>>702401669
roll again
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>>702403344
Winrar and kek
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>>702403344
This kids a social retard who I sold some overpriced dirt weed too and I'm pretty sure his mom died of cancer lol
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Bump for potential. Say something faggy about the Big Bang Theory.
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>>702403683
Weed is for losers you pussy
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>>702403732
Like this?
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Fuck you faggot. I'll kill you afterwards and rape your asshole.
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>>702401669
Rolling
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Let's get together and touch weiners. For science.
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You're a load that should have been swallowed.
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>>702401669
roll
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69?
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>>702403683
i won't be accepting cash from you anymore, if you want to buy some grass you gotta suck my dick.
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Yeah but in all seriousness I have some. When is a good time?
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>>702401669
last try
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>>702401526
I got grass up my ass come mow my lawn
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>>702404723
Again
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>>702404715
oooooo roll?
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>>702403762
weed is fine. it's good to relax with. after a long week of work, 40 hours, i like to smoke a fat jonko too.

who cares? it relaxes me. i am a good well behaved and active member of society, am i a loser for smoking weed once a week to relax myself?

or should i conform to the rest like mindless sheep and watch a lame football game?
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>>702404738
Roll
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>>702404755
Winrar
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Would you be interested in exchanging porn involving children with me after you get high???
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>>702404856
Roll
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>>702404856
rerolling
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Do you suck dicks for dirt weed?
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>>702404856
rr
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If you headbutt with a bullet I'll give ya some grass brother.
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>>702404856
rollliiiiin
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>>702404715
reroll
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>>702404856
rolling lol
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>>702404715
fucking roll
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>>702404856
rr !!
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>>702404856
rolll
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;)
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>>702405188
WINRAR
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>>702404755
Give me the good memes pls
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>>702405188
winarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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I feel like I can trust you ;)
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>>702405362
Roll
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>>702405276
A new strain it's called "Harambes ashes"
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I have 8 GBs of the stuff come over and we can jerk each other off to it
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CONSENSUAL CHILD INTERCOURSE IN THE MESSIAH POSITION FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF SAVING SOULS
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op is a nigger
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>>702405276
you know what ? fuck weed.. wanna try heroin ?
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>>702405507
Rollin
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>>702405276
"wait, theres more than one kind ?"
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>>702405440
Rolling for this dank meme
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Ok retard, shut the fuck up. Everyone hates you and your fucking stinking appearance. I would rather bath in monkey poop then sit next to you, fucking degenerate. You're not even half the man your mother is. Oh I mean was of course.
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>>702405276
You looking for some crack homie?
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>>702404856
Pfft normies
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listen, I have to admit. I've been wanting to fuck you for months. Let's smooch each other's assholes you chinless motherfucker.
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>>702405566
win fucking rar
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>>702405630
reroll
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>>702405592
Haha I bet you're a kissless virgin that's just mad I got 50 gigs of lil girls getting sodomiZed u fuckin retarded loser
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>>702405566
>>702405577
winars
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fake and gay
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>>702405440
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Lol your mom is dead and she's the only female that would ever love you
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>>702405758
roll lmao
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>>702405758
Roll :^)
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>>702405850
Roll
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i'll give you free gr33n and some $$$ if you put it in my ass ;)))))
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>>702405818
i dont need money i need your boypussy
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report him to the police
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>>702405818
I've got some crack, are u interested ?
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>>702405630
ROLL
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>>702405911
fucking idiot wasted dubs
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>>702405911
bush dubs
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>>702405783

If this isn't fake and gay OP better save this thread so he doesn't get fucked over for asking buddy to look at child porn.
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>>702405911
winrar
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>>702405988
LOOK AT U DUMB ASS
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>>702405911
OH SHIT NIGGA WINRAR
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Don't worry about the money bro, I like you. Send me a dic pic and you get it for free ;)
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>>702405988
fucking idiot wasted dubs
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>>702405994
Kek
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>>702405988

That's some good irony right here.
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"Did you know one of the guys in our class was gay? Let me suck your cock and I'll tell you who it was" < this plus send pic attached
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>>702405988
top kek
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>>702405911
no fuck off, I cancel these dubs with my trips
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I'm a Pokemon master come stroke my pikachu
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>>702406150
show em then
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>>702406160
mods
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I'm not a robot
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>>702406111

Do trips count as dubs? If so, RIP, OP.
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>>702406111
Wins
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Okay. I'll stop fucking with you if you fuck with me, big guy. I like it in the ass ;)
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>>702406234
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I want u to tear up my asshole like a nigger tears up fried chicken
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>>702406111
trips have spoken
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>>702406150

If he reports him to the police, his chat transcript has him offering CP.
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Trips =/= dubs.
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>>702406310
>>702406111
Come on OP deliver!
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>>702406399
More wasted dubs you guys r bad at this
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Send pic of your cock and weed is free
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>>702406111
We don't have any classes together so it doesn't really make any sense
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Op is getting v&
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>>702406465
How is that wasted either way it got dubs?
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>>702406465
dam I fucked up
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>>702406572
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>>702406572

>>702401526

send him this OP
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>>702406572
You're still the man OP
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>>702406673
I'm not weird I'm just an unregistered predator coming to steal your virgin bumhole
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>>702406706
roll
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>>702406673
Ur mum is dead lol that's y u are a virgin
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>>702406673
"sorry it's probably the cocaine talking, it's known to make you gay"
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It'll cost you 69...but not dollars. And my ball cheese game is strong.
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send him this thread
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>>702406673
be my little sissy and i'll give you free weed
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>>702406572

Word is gonna spread in uni that you're gay fam
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If you want to miss out on the best weed you'll ever smoke then fine no skin off my smooth supple ballsack.
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Nobody at school like u lol we think ur a pedo that's why I offer u pedo stuff cuz ur a fucking outcast and should choke on a dick faggot
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>>702406673
I always get on the gay side when I smoke. My pot makes people this way.
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>>702406822
Wasted
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>>702406706
roll bitch
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>>702406940
Roll
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>>702406861
roll
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>>702406878
Yeah because the child porn thing wasn't going to be a issue
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Dis my gf we gettin married
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>>702406998
almost dem trips
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>>702406673
im gonna tell ur mom that u tittyfucked the dog
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>>702406706
roll
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>>702406878
My school has like 10,000 kids in it and this sperg lord doesnt have many friends lol
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>>702407077
winrar
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>>702407076
Roll
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>>702401669
Rolling 4 dis
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>>702407076
Rerolling
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>>702406861
rolling for this
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>>702407077
winar for the roll
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>>702407076
rr
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>>702407076
fucking ROLL
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>>702407127
You're fine just tell everyone that might ask you were fucking with him it's hilarious. Also roll on the showing him this thread.
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>>702404715
Fucking re roll
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>>702407076

Roll
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>>702406861
rolling
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>>702407076
rr!!
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>>702407042

I doubt anyone would take that seriously from this kid
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>>702407288
Dubs have spoken it's been fun lads unless you think I should keep going and save this for when he really gets mad?
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if you dont buy from me ill rape your dog
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>>702407076
fucking roll
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>>702406872
roll
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>>702407288
Nooo, /b/ doesn't need another tard...
....fuck it....
Winrar
Kek
Memes
May meS
The fuck am I typing
>v drunk
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IM A MILK MONKEY AND I WANT CHICKEN TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MOMMY WANTS MY TENDIES I WANT MY GOODBOY POINTS TO SPEND ON MY TENDIES THEY ARE MINE NOT HERS REEEEEEE
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>>702407430
yeah until he shows them the texts. better get your affairs in order, OP.
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>>702407474
i think OP bailed
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>>702401669
Roll
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>>702407594
No I'm here I'm just deciding if I should show him the thread or keep going
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Faggot
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>>702407474
no, send him this thread

checkem
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Just tell him to send a selfie.
I want to know who he is.
Maybe for free weed
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>>702407668
decide faster
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I think everyone is out of ideas op
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Wanna see a dead body?
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>>702407588
not me

>>702407127
this is op


aste ur a faggot
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>>702407076
Rr, also moar
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>>702407076
moar
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>>702407769
ya
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>>702407769
roll
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>>702407728
Roll
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>>702407668
show him this thread
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>>702401526
"yah man"
pic of turf
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>>702407769
Lol yes reroll on this keep it alive ha ha
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>>702407828
Look in the mirror
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Bazinga
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>>702407900
eyy
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>>702407892
roll
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>>702401526
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Roll for Navy seal copypasta op
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I'm jerking off right now I wish you were here this is some dank ass weed bro
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>>702407728
Rolo
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>>702407988
Op is a faggot
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>>702407988
What's your address again? I'm on my way to fuck you up
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>>702407961
Re roll
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>>702407988
>big boy
kek
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>>702407988
nice dubs op. ask him for his address.
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>>702408213
rr
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>>702407076
>>702407820
please anon im fucking diamonds
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>>702408213
rr x2
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>>702407961
Rollin
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how bout we watch animu and touch wiener tips. no homo.
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>>702408153
i even got dubs :(
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>>702407988
OP fucked it up
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>>702408326
Thanks for the you :)
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>>702404785
>after a long week of work
>40 hours
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>>702407961
Rollerino
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>>702408277
winner, do it op
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You're the man OP pick one of these disgusting sluts for the night......tracking her down is on you though.
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>>702408351
>autism
Keep rolling
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>>702407988
You just broke the rules
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>>702408452
8 hours a day, seems long enough for me
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>>702408673
I want a xanny now
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>>702408741
ikr, it's a standard here in my country. it's pretty long, i think i deserved a little weed. right?
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>>702408899
Take that back mb
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>>702408673
1 xannie are u nigger or what ? that won't get u high
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Do you want to snort my dicksand?
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>>702408944
>>702408899
Wasted rolls
You going super saiyan?
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>>702408673

what the fuck are these nicknames, OP? do you need to do this for legal reasons or something?

"xannie" "loud"
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>>702408899
>>702408944
Them dubs though
Just incase I get dubs
Hey, if you send me a pic of your dic I will give you free weed for life.
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>>702408469
Re roll
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>>702409044
No thanks, you belong in /lgbt
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>>702409055
>wasted rolls
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>>702409084
Nope just slang
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>>702409055
Past my meme powers down to you, son.
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>>702401526
My dog just died, got hit by a truck.
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Dubsfest
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Lol wtf does 15 a pop mean like 15 a g, if so this kids getting ripped off lol
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>>702409044
ignore this post if dubs
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>>702407299
winrarrrr
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>>702409200
You sure about that?
Hold on ill check
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>>702409257
Yes you generally sell weed in Gs unless you're a big time player and sell in multiple ounces
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>>702409044
Winrar
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>>702408741
40 hour weeks are not long.

I work at least 12 hours everyday and frequently pull all-nighters and have to work weekends.
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>>702409197

FL never heard of these. And everyone thinks we're the fucking niggers.
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>>702409474
I am a Floridian also
It might just be central Florida that uses them
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>>702409344
Not here is Aus I can choose between a 50 bag and a 25 bag and its all just mexiweed
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>>702408673
So, uh, now that you've shown him the thread, doesn't he know you're still posting the pics here?
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Want to bomb the campus?
You wont
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>>702409443
You sir have a shit job. Nuff said.
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>>702409719
Rollin for thus
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>>702409658
He's pretty fucking stupid so I don't think he even made the connection when I sent the pic too him
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>>702409763
Gain bitch
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Don't come to school tomorrow.
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>>702409692
This
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>>702409852
rr
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>>702409852
rrolling
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Ok the price just went up you bitch £30 for both and an ass licking
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>>702409933
>>702409852
winrar
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It's free if you let me tung fuck your shit hole.
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>>702410019
Reroll
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>>702409584
It's not that people don't use them it's just that I have never heard these. people just use "xanax" and "weed" because it's easier to fucking type and say.
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>>702409852
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>>702409443
big boi
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>>702410153
>Rerolling
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>>702404715
>>702407299
>>702409281
get on it OP
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>>702410222
LOL
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>>702401526
tits or gtfo
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>>702410222
wow, you are good at math, 15+5=20.. you a math major?
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>>702409741
It's not a shit job, I get paid a fuckton.

But the point is, you haven't even experienced what it's like to really work a long week. Saying that 'I deserve to relax after my long 40 hour week' is ignorant.
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op's phone died
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>>702410019
Rr
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>>702410222
V&
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>>702410222
if your gf fucks with me i will give you a lot of drugs for free. otherwise you get nothing.
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>>702408673
Tell him:

"after we get high and shit let me show what I've been getting into...this right here gets me hard asf dude came bucket"
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>>702409692
Rolling, btw
>>702409692
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>>702410222
be a good boy and buy zannes chew them like a good boy.. Good boys take their zanees good boys smoke their dank
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include me in the screencap
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>>702410222
send him a dick pic
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Includes may in Da acreencap
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>>702411086
reroll
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>>702411086
roll
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>>702407076
Moar of tgis woman ploxxx
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>>702410940
Nuggets!!!! Prepare to cop up on some brand new nuggets man have I got a great sale 4 u today it's 1 dollar for 5 GRAMS!!! I know what ur thinking I must be bat shit crazy get it now while this offer lasts.. There's a countdown u have 30 days three hours 12 minutes and 34 seconds
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>>702411086
i concur
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>>702410222
Say "for you, better make it 35."
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>>702410793
Roll
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>>702410222
Ask him what do you wanna buy again until he says marijuana and day that you are gonna report him to the police and the text is proof.

Dubs get
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>>702411587
Rolerino brolerino
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>>702411086
rroll
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>>702411639
>>702411587
Reoll
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>>702411747
Again
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>>702411086
I'll roll for that
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>>702410222
so if you want the stuff lets meetup. come to the next pokearena, the winner gets the drugs and has to blow the other. my karpador will destroy your boipussy
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>>702411778
So close
Let's roll gain
Let me see thosssssseeeee DUBBZZZZZZ
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>>702411511
Send him this

I'm gonna beat him in the head he wants to grab a zannee and some weed

Then text

O my bad I didn't mean to send that to you
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OP is kill, abandon thread
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>>702411855
>>702411855
Whheeyyy
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>>702401526
OP im rolling for you stop doing shit with him. you actually sell him weed, but you do some meth, heroin or smokable hallucinogens with it so he gets fucked up hard
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</thread>
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>>702412492
kek
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hey bom bom bom bom

got anyyyyy grapes?
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>>702410222
make a second thread
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>>702403683
Just reply saying
"*you're
Fucking retard"
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Why u selling drugs in the first place u piece of shit degenerate?
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Say: Who's fucking name is Sheldon
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>>702413499
roll
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>>702414946
You just fucking rolled on dubs, kys
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>>702413499
>Dubs
Send him pic related and ask him how he likes nigger dick in his ass.
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>>702415189
actually i'm rolling for this here>>702405171
i have to post here because the other thread 404d and by that i actually won 10b
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>>702410333
Trips! nice
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>>702415249
Roll
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>>702401669
roll for this baybe
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>>702405592
nsa is watching OP
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Bj for some weed?
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>>702413499
OP DO IT, SEND HIM THE PIC
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>>702401669
Roll
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>>702405818
geniunely laughed at that, ty op
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Send him the fbi thing
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"hey man if some cops comes to your door in the next few hours don't worry about it."
>>
new threat?
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