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you're drunk as fuck and have to piss
roll for your aim
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roll
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let's go
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>>702400457
roll
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ROOOOLLLLL
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>>702401199
fuck yeah
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2 get
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lé role
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>>702400457
ooookay
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>>702400457
>not having a number on the spray

that's where i fucking piss every time

anyways, roll
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rulls
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rol
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>>702401373
i would've, but ms paint is a piece of shit that didn't even load that part of the pic
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rolll
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roll
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>>702400457
If I get 0
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>>702401050
>>702401280
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I have a good aim
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ROLLLLLLL
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roll
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>>702400457
0 get
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piss
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rolling
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Rollinn
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roll
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bnf ghdtfghbdfgdfr
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>>702400457
0 get
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>>702402142
ya this is fine, too
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Rolling
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>>702400457
Rollin
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rollerinonornorneirfgbgfijherbgd
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rolling

a sink should be in this picture. whenever I get drunk I always piss in the sink
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Roll.
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pee
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second bladder
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asdasdasdasd
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Rorring
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Roll
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warrbbagaalbrg
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>>702402511
fuck yeah finally
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When im drunk i usually hit a 7or8, but rollins
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Roll
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When I was really drunk I once peed all over the floor of my hotel suite floor. No fucking idea why when the bathroom was 5 feet away. So let's see if I can improve on that.
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I can be drunk as fuck but I never miss.
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pls bowl pls
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Roll
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Brollin
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>>702400457
Rololo
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>>702402572
Welp, at least i dont gotta shit
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rol
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rolling
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>>702400457
piss
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>>702401050
roll
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Rolled
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>>702400457
Reroll
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cmon baby needs a new pair of dubs
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>>702400457
Roll
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Roll
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>>702400457
Fuck this shit I'm just gonna sit on it
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Roll for 8
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Rollin'
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>>702400457
2 get
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>>702400457
Roll
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Dubs get
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roll olling
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peeing
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>>702400457
rolling
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rollyy
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2 is my usual if im not at home
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rell
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Grizzly Adams did have a beard.
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roll
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>>702400457
This is the dumbest fucking shit I've ever seen. If you can't piss properly while drunk, remove yourself from the gene pool.

Also, rolling
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Roll
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easy rubadubdubs
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Aiming for the roll
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roll
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>>702400457
I cant aim when I'm sober
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>>702400457
Rollin
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>>702400457
damn that's a big can of air freshener. it just screams 'I take nasty shits'
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>>702400457
rolling
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>>702400457
im good right
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lets go
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i got this
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rollin
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>>702403319
Kek
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5011
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Ez
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roll
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Me in a few hiurs
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>>702400457
usually its 3 and 4 at the same time
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>>702400457
get wall!
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dubs get
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>>702400457
rolling
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Wouldn't be the first time to miss
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Tar
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Rolling
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roll
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>>702400457
00 get
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roooololol
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>>702400457
Piss on floor get
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rickroll
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roll
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Roll
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Hahaa ok fuck haha shit haha pee
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>>702400457
roll
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Woops
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>>702400457
Roll
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>>702400457
Rollo
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>>702400457
Rolling for 0
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>>702400457
Rollll
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>>702400457
Dubs
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Always been good at this

Also
>2016
>pissing directly into the water
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>>702400457
Doubles
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git
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high precision
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Roll
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There's a trick to this. Just don't call your target until after you hit it. That way you never miss.
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>>702400457
For the glory of Germany!
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>>702409191
See. I meant to hit the seat/lid.
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roll
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>>702400457
>>702400457
rolllo
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>>702400457
RELEASE THE KRAKEENNNN
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ROLL MY LOLS
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roll
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Rawl.
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>>702400457
roll
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QySDyDtNUKE
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>>702400457
oh boy
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If it's someone else's place I don't know too well it'd definitely be 2
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Rowl
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>>702410987
7 can't be right
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>>702400457
Here goes nothing
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>>702400457
ez
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>>702400457
rll
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I got did
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yeee
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Rollio
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wonder how absorbent that toilet roll is.
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rolerinno
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>>702400457


most nights I'm a 2
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>>702400457
I know how to pee dude
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splish splash
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Here I go
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>>702400457
Pissss Muh drunk balls
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>>702400457
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Rolling for 0
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ez
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roll
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Rolling for the d
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k
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>>702400457
huehuyeeeeee
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Rolling for 0
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twey
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roll
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>>702400457
rollin'
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Rawlim
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Roll
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roll
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rell
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>roll
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roll
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I can piss drunk no problem.
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roll
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roll
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>>702400457
Rolling for 2.
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>>702412855
pissing in your pants doesn't count as aiming well
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lul
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>>702400457
Tolling
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Roll
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Roll
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rolleruuuu
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roller derby
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RToororl
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>>702400457
please please please please please
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>>702400457
Toilet rollllllllllllll
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rolling
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3, usually where I aim anyway
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>>702400457

Dubs getget
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roll
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>>702413765
>>702413745
>>702413715

Wallpissers

Reroll.
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>>702413843

Good enough for me.
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I hope I get 0
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rolling at mother in law's house
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roll
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get
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Roll
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0 get
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sa
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Just like playing with grandmother, roll for the hole
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>>702400457
Rolling for 2, the next person that needs to take a dump is fucked.
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>>702400457

I win.
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Jokes on you guys, when I'm drunk I just sit down like a bitch
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Hi nerds, what's the probability that you will piss in the toilet?
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>>702408970
Kek
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rollo
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I'll make it fam
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>>702415429
00, 03, 07, 11, 13, 17, 22, 23, 27, 33, 37, 43, 44, 47, 53, 55, 57, 63, 66, 67, 73, 77, 83, 87, 88, 93,97, 99

28/100 = 28% chance you'll piss in the toilet
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roll to troll
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rollz
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>>702400457
roll god pls let me hit
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>>702400457
0 get
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>>702416184
+10 for every dubs
+10 for every number ending in 3
+10 for every number ending in 7
-2 for 33 and 77, which are now counted twice
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Roll
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rold
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roll
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in my eye
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>>702400457
here goes nooothing
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dubs get
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Roll
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>>702400457
22
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Rollo
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>>702400457
How can you pee in your own mouth?
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>>702400457
Rolleroooo
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Please be 0
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roll
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>>702400457

GF
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>>702417349
looking down and aiming up
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>>702400457
I'm a drunk, and a master of hitting the inside of the bowl.
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rollp
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Rollin with my homies
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Fuck aiming, i'll piss myself while drinking at the bar.
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>>702400457
no matter what i roll, i miss. i'm cock eyed.
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rollin'
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roll
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>>702400457
rollerino
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Rollr
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>>702400457
I can do this
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I'm da bes
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>>702418230
Oh well, it happens
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>>702400457
please 0 get
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>>702400457
fuck
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>>702400457
Boner paring in my mouth c'mon baby 000
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>>702400457
roll
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Ez
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roll
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roll
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>>702400457
kek
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Rolling
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Rolly
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>>702400457
Roll
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>>702400457
Rolling for my own mouth.
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>>702400457
pissing
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Rooollllll
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>>702419208
I drank two arizona ice teas im rerolling.
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>>702418666
checked
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Lorr
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Roll
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Jokes on you. I'm an alcoholic. Dubs guaranteed.
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>>702418666
satan gtfo 4chan
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>>702419305
FUCK
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>>702400457
I like this thread
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Roll
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rollerino!
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Rollo for that papay
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finish rolling then get in this thread.
>>702419229
it's the fucking wizard, niggers. he's back again. last time i asked him if my girlfriend will take me back, he said yes and SHE FUCKING DID!!!
>>702419229
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Roll
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Rollin
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Reroll
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Fuck you guys
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roll
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rrrooollin for 0
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Better drink my own piss
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Rolling for 2. Fuck whoever has to wipe next.
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>>702419651
Is that you, Bear Grylls?
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roll
Ps:
LOL MAHU TU N-AI CUM SA ROLLEZI
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roll
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>>702401050
more?
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>>702400457
I sit down to piss when I'm drunk.
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>>702400457
2 get
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Check 'em
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orll
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>>702400457
go come on!
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Lol this is hilairous
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>>702400457
Dubs get, I'm on aim
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Rollin
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rollin
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rollo
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>>702421566
checked
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>>702400457
come on 3! i dont wanna clean this
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roll
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how fun
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roll
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Roll
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rollin
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Rollin'
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Rull
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roll
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>>702400621
? rollerino
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>>702400457
roll
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Rollin'
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Rick Roll
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>>702422522
HELL YEA WINRAR
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>>702400457
rolling for snipe
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i wanna pee
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>>702400457
Roll
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>>702400457
rollin
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Roll
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>>702400457
rolling
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>>702400457
ynot
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