Found a wallet, Trips decides what we do, not really looking to fuck this guy over.
Inb4 card in pooper
Wallet in pooper.
OP Here, It's empty except for some cards to food places and gift cards.
turn it in
but wipe your ass with it and any money in it first
assume his identity, fix his credit, and then sign him up for the NRA and various tranny/gay clubs. Also, take picture of wallet next to fire, mail it to him with your demands, and become master blackmailing kidnapper
You don't use your actual wallet when you're getting a hooker - they steal that shit. You stash your wallet and use an old one stuffed with old gift cards and just enough cash.
Time stamp for you faggots, Get trips already
> make fake profile as women
>send his girlfriend message with wallet
> tell her he forgot at ur place
> say, you are sorry, you didnt know he has an gf (imply he fucked u)
> gf fb facebook anabanana1217
Show all gift card numbers scratched and CC front and back.
You're an idiot if you use that card or give out the number.
Some anon did that like six years ago and someone who worked at the Discover Card company called the fraud line on him, he'd used it to ship something to his house and by the end of the thread he was desperately begging people to assure him that a few years of federal prison wouldn't be that bad.
do wallet in post at his girlfriends house (you have her name easy to find via google). put a lot of amateur nudes in it, so it looks like he is cheating on her. leave 5$ in it on which you jizzed before. make condom in wallet. leave some strip club card in it
fucking this this this this this so much
OP is always a faggot
>sets timer on phone to take a picture
>puts same phone down to make timestamp
>takes a picture of the phone with the phone that he just set a timer on, all the same phone.
Nice logic you fucking idiot
Go to nearest zoo.
Make to do list
1. Break into gorilla enclosure
2. Find safe area to hide until nightfall
3. Free Harambe
Insert into wallet
Throw in to gorilla enclosure where it can be easily found.
Watch them struggle to find invisible Harambe savior.
Don't do these threads unless you are serious OP. You can't handle it obviously.
>whole wallet in pooper
>put extra $5 bill
>turn ass smelling wallet in