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Found a wallet, Trips decides what we do, not really looking to fuck this guy over.
Inb4 card in pooper
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turn it in
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>>702398055
This.

I understand the need for lulz, but hey. Sometimes you just lose a wallet.
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>>702398055
Doing that already, Just wanted to mess around first. Nice dubs
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give it back
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Return it with $20 more than you found it with.
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Inb4 card in pooper
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take the cash and ditch the wallet. anything more than that is asking for trouble.
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>>702398055
NEWFAGS ARE TURNING /B/ INTO A GIGANTIC BOREFEST REEEEEEE
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>>702397505
Wallet in pooper.
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give it back
money is expensive!
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>>702398379
Do it!
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>>702398379
And write "The Milagro man's money" on a piece of paper.
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>>702398379
rolling for this guy
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>>702397505
whole wallet in pooper, then return to the police
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Op can't inb4

Card in proper
Sideways
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>>702397505
Take a finder's fee first.
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>>702398468
>REEEEEEE
>NEWFAGS
yes
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Poop in the wallet, then return it
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Give us his name and address
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Take a dump on it
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>>702397505
Fucking shitty fox logo on that. Burn that shit.and send him his shit back in a better wallet
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>>702398379
rolling
Also, I raise you 200
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>>702398700
No
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>>702397505
change all money in it in dime until full, rest in 1 dollar notes.
> if less than 100$ in it, you give the rest to fill wallet up with dime and 1$ notes.
then give him back.
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OP Here, It's empty except for some cards to food places and gift cards.
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>>702398379
rolling for this man
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turn it in

but wipe your ass with it and any money in it first
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>>702398591
This, hoping he googles it
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>>702398903
reroll
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Buy condom and put it in the wallet.
Find out whos it is and give it back with a wink
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>>702398906
I can see a fucking visa card in the first picture, we're not stupid
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turn it in
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>>702398231
>>702398055
>>702398379
>>702398558
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>>702398906
Then take a gift card. He deserves to lose something for leaving his shit lying around.
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put your penis inside it and cum, and take all the cash
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>>702397505
buy porn accounts (bangbros, brazzers etc) share with /b/ otherwise go fuck yourself.
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exchange the money in it into pennies then add 100$ worth of pennies
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assume his identity, fix his credit, and then sign him up for the NRA and various tranny/gay clubs. Also, take picture of wallet next to fire, mail it to him with your demands, and become master blackmailing kidnapper
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>>702398906
That's someone's hooker wallet.
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>>702398055
roll
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Take out the Driver's license and put a picture of you naked and in a fedora. Return it and act like nothing is different.
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>>702397505
buy everyone who wants sth in this thread the shit they want with visa card.
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>>702399415
THIS^^
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Rape it.
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>>702399150
Agree.
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>>702399415
THIS
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xD watsed
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>>702398906
Buy some shit with the gift cards and mail it all back to him. This has many possibilities.
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>>702399320
lol its too little for 10 000 pennies. better 10$ pennies and 90 1 dollar notes
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>>702399335
OP Here. It's this guys wallet
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>>702399525
>xD watsed
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>>702399587
Assuming you have a fucking idea who's wallet.
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>>702399415
roll
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>>702399321
rolling
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>>702399415
re rolling
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>>702399650
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put a used spank napkin in there. hell, use it 2 or 3 times just to make sure. then return.
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Dude, keep it fuck honesty.
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>>702399466
chekt
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Can we get a timestamp?
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>>702399083
It's probably his wallet
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Stick dirt in wallet
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>>702399650
You don't use your actual wallet when you're getting a hooker - they steal that shit. You stash your wallet and use an old one stuffed with old gift cards and just enough cash.
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Put more money in it and return it..
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>>702399856
Buy a large tube of KY and a mask and send it to him with a note.
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nothing
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Return to owner OP
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Piss in it.. and return with more cash..
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>>702399856
assume identity
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>>702398906

Nothing of worth and the visa has most likely been cancelled by now. It's a cheap wallet anyway. Lose it.
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>>702397505
OP can't inb4
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>>702398379
rolling also>>702398768
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Time stamp for you faggots, Get trips already
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>>702400239
card in pooper
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>>702400239
Rolling for pic of the credit card
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If this is trips you show us all cards front and back
you keep cash and ID burn the rest :D
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>>702398275

Print up some wallet-sized pics posted in this thread and put them in the wallet.

>>702398379

>Do this
>Guy gives you $20 reward
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>>702400360

Both sides of credit-card.
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>>702400360
No cash, unfortunate for OP I think.
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All of your pubes in coin pouch.
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>>702397505
>> FOUND THAT GUY
facebook.com tristan.vogeler
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>>702399909
your near quint experience has been recognised
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>>702399415
roll
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shit in it, then return it
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>>702400384
>>702400384

Edge
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>>702400488
noob
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>>702399080
ROLLERINO
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>>702400452
Why the fuck would you recognize something that almost happened? Dumbfuck
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Post the cc info in this thread
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Nice you found him, I mean, hurry and get trips because we're 10 minutes from his house
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>>702400614

Rolling for this if trips do it
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>>702399856
facebook tristan.vogeler
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>>702397505

>Cum in wallet
>Return wallet
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Bro just give it to the first small child you see and tell them if the don't eat the cops will come for them
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Draw a dick on his ID and give the wallet back
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Use card and buy a escort.
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Return with 50$ more than it originall had.
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>>702400773
In marker
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>>702400777
Winwinwinwinwinwin!!
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>>702400777
shit son
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>>702400777
Winear
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>>702400488

What's edgy about any of that?
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rolling for blackmail and assuming identity
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>>702400777
winrar
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>>702400709
LMAO this guy thought he was top shit all school year, if you fuck with him, it's no damage to me. I'll only be grateful
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>>702398906
If it got ditched in the woods most likely kids rifled through it and took all the cash. Also return it in person and offer to take it up the pooper raw for stealing from him
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>>702398906
This
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>>702400777
WINRAR
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>>702399856
where in washington do you live, OP? I'm in oregon, just a stones throw away from the border. I can take it to the guy's house for you.
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>>702397505
> make fake profile as women
>send his girlfriend message with wallet
> tell her he forgot at ur place
> say, you are sorry, you didnt know he has an gf (imply he fucked u)
> gf fb facebook anabanana1217
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>>702397505
write a letter which says that your a psycho and you're gonna kill the owner. put that letter in the wallet. give the wallet to the police
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>>702400777
Those are shit trips, Ill do anything but get actual AIDS. Next dubs decides.
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>>702398231
we never have lulz anymore because pussies like you fucks never want to have any fun.
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>>702401138
>138▶
>>>702400777

Credit card show front and back rolling for dubs.
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>>702400731
like
eat in general? This sounds like something a terrible mother would tell her 3 year old to get them to eat their dinner
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>>702401243
Re-Rolling
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>>702401221
This.
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>>702401138
buy escort to HIS house with his card ;)
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>>702401129
rolling
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>>702401301

Show all gift card numbers scratched and CC front and back.
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>>702401336
This could be pretty ruthless.
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>>702401398

Re-Rolling.
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>>702401138
Fine, you cum slurping faggot, use his card and buy a lollipop cause you aren't going to anything cool anyways.
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>>702401336
This
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>>702401459

rolling
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>>702401138
stop being a cunt and obey the trips
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>>702398468
gonorrhea
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>>702397505
buy with his card 10 000 condoms and let them deliver to his house
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>>702401559
Also, you just have to buy one(!)
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give him aids. faggot
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>>702400777
Obey the trips and also rolling for this.

>>702401138
What a pussy
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>>702399415
pls op
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>>702400777
Fuck you OP.
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take everything out of the wallet and eat it. the whole thing
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Paint a naked bd wong on the front
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>>702401618
REROLL
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>>702397505

You're an idiot if you use that card or give out the number.

Some anon did that like six years ago and someone who worked at the Discover Card company called the fraud line on him, he'd used it to ship something to his house and by the end of the thread he was desperately begging people to assure him that a few years of federal prison wouldn't be that bad.

Also sage.
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>>702401780
rolling for this
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blackmail him OP, and you're a faggot for not delivering. the fuck you letting /b/ decide when you got no balls to follow through for?
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OP Here, haven't abandoned thread
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>>702401129
roll
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>>702401911
wasted dubs
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>>702398379
Rolling for this guy.
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Shove the wallet and contents up your ass and take a photo with time stamp.
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>>702401780
reroll
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>>702401911

White knight dubs.......
im out.
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Return the wallet to its owner
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>>702402016
Roll for this
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>>702401911
OP Here, we know the risks, it's why we're not spending money, was waiting for cum in wallet to get trips or something
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>>702401618
roll
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>>702402016
This!
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>>702397505
I once left my wallet with 500€ in it in a phone booth and zit it back
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>>702398379
Rolling
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>>702401911
I was hoping he'd be stupid enough to post the card number, I work in fraud prevention too.
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order this
https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1472933113&sr=8-1&keywords=lube+barrel
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>>702402016
Rolling for this x100
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Go to a porn shop, stuff a rare Pepe meme in it, give wallet to cashier tell him you found it in the gay section, also buy the guy a tenga egg and leave a note that says "have fun ;)"
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Cut in wallet
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>>702399415
Rolling hope you have the hat
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>>702402430
rolling for this, delivering to his house
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>>702402016
Dubs inbound
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order a pizza with anchovies paid by himself.
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>>702402360
white knight fuck off, you americans deserve because you are too stupid for an PIN-CODE
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why all the whiteknight scum fucks asking to return it?
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>>702402016
Kek this
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>>702400239
>mfw OP seems to have two phones
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Return It with your freshly shaven pubic hairs inside.
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>>702402430
roll
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take wallet to bartender at a strip club tell him you found it in a chair, put like 20 rare pepe memes in it
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Give it back and put a dick pic in it.
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>>702402707
Anchovies are fucking delicious you pathetic beta cuck.
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>>702402016
Get the lube ready
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Wasting the roll.....
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never seen so much white knighting this summer.

wow.
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>>702400777
Fuck it, rolling for this.
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Spin around three times with your eyes closed then throw it as hard as you can in a random direction. Leave the woods.
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Type a suicide note fold it up -> put in wallet -> take it to a gun shop -> give to cashier -> let the strange saga continue
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OP Here, waiting on another dubs still
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Cum in wallet
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>>702402016
Dubs are eluding us.
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>>702402859
Roll
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>>702397505
do wallet in post at his girlfriends house (you have her name easy to find via google). put a lot of amateur nudes in it, so it looks like he is cheating on her. leave 5$ in it on which you jizzed before. make condom in wallet. leave some strip club card in it
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>>702402812

thought there was wallet and phone found
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smear the wallets contents and the wallet itself against your asshole
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>>702403222
lol. What the fuck. I call bullshit
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soak it in pee leave it at a walmart
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>>702402812
you can set it on a timer so he can trigger it, then put the phone next to the wallet.
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>>702402770
YOU fuck off, cum guzzler. I'll do whatever the fuck I please.
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>>702400384
fucking this this this this this so much
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Fap and cum inside a condom, insert it into wallet, return it to the owner.
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>trips decide
>trips get
>says no

OP is always a faggot
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>>702397505
> print some bomb making instructions out
> print some cp or other fucked up shit
> put in wallet
> let wallet loose in near an police station so police finds it when going out
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>>702399080
This. put a condom in the wallet

He might have a girlfriend, it could potentially ruin them

"WHO IS SHE?? WHY DID YOU NEED A CONDOM?? TELL ME"

Return it with this special gift
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>>702398468
>REEEEE NEWFAGS!!@!!
>IVE BEEN HERE ALL SUMMER REEE
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Rub cummies in the lining and take it to a burger king
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OP here, too busy gargling cocks to deliver
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>>702401138
fuck yourself OP
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Bury it so it will rot forgotten for decades
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>>702398468
>REEEEEEE
>BOREFEST
>NEWFAGS
When's summer ending, bud?
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>>702403473
Rolling for this
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>>702403496
he has an girlfriend, i found his facebook site, girlfriend is linked too there, but he should do in mailbox of gf and put some nudes in it too
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>>702403496

YESSS
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>>702403399
Winrar
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>>702403399
>>702403222
well, we have dub dubs, op. Are you going to be a worthless faggot and puss out again?
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>>702403399
Can i just cum in the wallet? Have no condoms
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>>702403702
those are no trips faggot
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>>702403702
Better buy one
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>>702403473
check my trips
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>>702403702
I also did the trips, you can do that instead. Kek
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>>702403803
only dubs needed, op said
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>>702403855
reroll hard
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>>702403702
Sweet Jesus fap into it and drop it in a Walmart
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>>702403702
this is lame, better do this >>702403633
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>>702403399
Dubble dubs timestamp it op
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>>702403372
>sets timer on phone to take a picture
>puts same phone down to make timestamp
>takes a picture of the phone with the phone that he just set a timer on, all the same phone.

Nice logic you fucking idiot
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>>702403399
so what is he saying when there is lots of cum in his wallet? probably nothing
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>>702400777
Or do this, wear a condom.
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>>702399856
Sell it for 100$ for some retard to use as a fake ID
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Fuck this, Just cumming in the wallet, There's no stores around to buy condoms
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Go to nearest zoo.

Make to do list
1. Break into gorilla enclosure
2. Find safe area to hide until nightfall
3. Free Harambe
Insert into wallet
Throw in to gorilla enclosure where it can be easily found.
Watch them struggle to find invisible Harambe savior.
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OP is a faggot, print out a photo of trump's shitty mug and write Cum in my ass about 1000 times on said photo and drop it off near a police station DOO IT PUSSY Lord give me quads
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>>702404515
Can you swipe all cards in your ass with poop up there too?
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>>702404515
OP cum in it and smear a lil turd in the lining
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OP failed to deliver twice.
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Shit in it!
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>>702404515
Can you leave a lil pee in there too?
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>>702405006
Rolling
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Don't do these threads unless you are serious OP. You can't handle it obviously.
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>>702405006
I would like this to happen rolling!
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>>702404515
Deliver OP and while you're at it put a photo of a trap in there printed glossy and small signed fake on the back
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Dear OP,
Cum in said wallet; leave URL to trannytube.tv on a slip of paper in there.

Signed,
Anon

PS stop being a faggot
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Put some loli in there and call it a day
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Put needles behind each card and leave it in a Walmart
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>>702405104
OP is an faggot, wont deliver

FUCK OFF NIGGA OP
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>>702402770
Was there a sentence in that somewhere Eurocuck?
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>>702397505
>whole wallet in pooper
>put extra $5 bill
>turn ass smelling wallet in
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>>702407016
i speak atleast 3 languages, how much do you speak amerifag?
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>>702397505
show us front and back of all cards. Pocket cash. THEN turn it in.
if you are a pussy, leave it instead of turning it in. but still pocket cash and show cards.
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>>702407315
>>702407315
Tre si cuck!
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>>702403372
nice try nigger
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>>702407544
winrar!!!
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>>702407725
There's been like a gazillion winrar's, abandon thread! OP was an absolute faggot today.
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>>702407923
But he asked for trips
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Return everything but the wallet. Then destroy the wallet cuz fox is for fags
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>>702408266
not the second time. he asked for dubs after he didnt want to catch aids
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>>702398468
the irony
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>>702408266
You mean these trips? Kek

>>702400777
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