ITT We poorly explain vidya gaems and we try and guess them. I'll start.
>lies
>disappointment
>boring as hell
>cmon its so easy what the game is
>>702395673
no mans sky
>mom dies
>go home
>life's different
>you fix it
>end up in las vegas for some reason
>kill some police officer
>>702395743
Winrar. OK, I have another one.
>spooky
>shit your pants simulator
>monsters n shit
>PlayStation
>has a game on steam
>>702395868
Pawn Stars
>depressed dad
>rain
>son is ded not big surprise
>bitch wife
>multiple endings
>start fires
>dying is bad for your skin
>fuckin OP dual katanas
>praise fatty
>>702396795
Heavy Rain
>>702397127
Yup
>>702397084
try finger but hole
>>702397084
Dark Souls
>>702395673
>climb a lot
>die a lot
>"fucking campers"
>>702396017
>
Bloodborne?
>>702397309
Yee
>>702397337
Nope. I don't think bloodbourne is even on steam.
>Caillou destroys op mom's house
>U get in a coma by eatin' pussy
>wake up and see that you're going to get rekt
>don't get rekt
>get rescued by a stupid old kitten bitch
>rescue bro
>rebuild op mom house
>>702395868
San Andreas
>>702396795
Fable
>>702397669
The binding of issac? Idfk
>9 people
>piss in a jar
>>702397829
winrar
>>702397937
It was Heavy Rain >>702397127
Got it.
>>702397962
Tf2 ya bloody wanka.
>>702397962
OP's friday night?
>>702398085
rrrrrrright
>Cars, mostly Japanese
>In-game Racing League, also real-life league
>Earn money from races
>Tune Cars
>Best Selling Playstation Exclusive
>im a little teapot bloody n cut here is my handle here is my butt
>something with OP and numbers
>>702398242
Gran Turismo
>>702398323
yes
>muh nationality
>muh dead buddies
>deception
>>702398371
ehhh.... spec ops?
>fall down
>you're god
>and you're also cancer
You're commanding a starship and have to fight some kind of fucking fleet flagship
>>702398131
thats my friday night
>be a military
>lots of sand
>shoot at people
>you actually did not
>plot twist
>cop Chase
>go get this car then race
>brother need help
>brother is kill
>go to jail
>get out and race some more well fbi has hand up your ass
>>702398549
Darksiders ?
>>702398609
Spec ops the line
>>702398549
plauge inc ?
>>702398533
nope. think reptiles
>>702398692
The Crew.
>>702398800
yeh you gotit I guess the sand kinda gave it away
>>702395673
no memes sky
>bowling
>>702397317
Battlefield 3?
>>702395673
i'm gonna make it hard for you guys, this is gonna be two games
1: farms
2: trucks
>>702398549
Please don't be Undertale
>>702398953
Wii sports.
Or fucking GTA IV
>>702398953
Hey Niko! Let's go bowling!
>>702399071
winrar
>wake up on public transportation
>they already want you dead
>serial killer saves your life
>escape with random person
>raid his house
>make a fuckton of shit-tier weapons
>Satan steals your bitch
>Dying simulator
>emo kids
>part demon
>kills demons
>likes ginger bitch
>fights older emo kid
>>702399151
Dante's inferno?
>all my friends are dying
>in space
>>702399137
Sounds like half life 2 because the "wake up on public transportation" thing.
>>702399361
Dead Space?
>>702399151
Ghosts n' Goblins
>>702399204
DMC?
>>702399009
Guess again
>team is murica but you hear your teammates say allahu akbar
>>702395673
No man's sky
>>702399460
DMC 4 but yeah
>>702399050
1. farming simulator
2. trucking simulator
>Dystopia UK
>Be happy you Faggot
>Have to babysit the protagonist
>>702399137
Condemned?
447941579530 Call him a fag Annoy
>>702399724
We happy few?
>>702399361
alien isolation
>>702399635
1. winrar
2. which one
>enter the kingdom
>yourbitchwasstolen.txt
>main characters directly address YOU
>go through a fuckton of hotels
>ytp
>>702399868
Yeah!
>>702400162
Fucking mario
Space Trucking
>his palms are sweaty
>knees weak
>arms are heavy
>there's vomit on his sweater already
>mom's spaghetti
> dude who died in earlier game is back but still not back
> shit is broken
> goatman corrupts a forest
> fucking green evil satanist guy summons aliens
> old ass weapons are recovered
> player becomes messiahs
>>702400438
Eminem simulator
>you win a mansion
>your brother gets lost at there
>you have to save him from ghosts with a vacuumer
>>702400511
deus ex?
>>702400589
Luigi's Mansion
>>702400589
luigi's mansion
>>702400589
luigi's mansion
>>702400650
Nope.
>>702400665
Winrar
>Robopope
>Turn into crystal meth if you complete an objective
>become shiny zombie if you fail
>>702395673
> You are the gods little helper
> You kill the local populace for souls to feed your army
> Your past comes back to haunt you
>>702395673
No man's lie?
>>702395673
>have to destroy buildings
>teammates keep to kill rats and cockroaches
>lose
>team keep blaming each other
>repeat
>cubes
>Be shipwrecked on an island
> Fight skeltals and lizard men and giant moths and shit
>Chose which faction to help
>No matter what weapons or skills you level up you have to fight the last boss with an axe
>>702395743
Came here just to say this.
>>702400926
miney crafta
blockland
portal
>son is kidnapped
>leave origami clues
>plot twist, its the cop
>>702398310
Borderlands
>>702395673
Here's Mine:
>It's waterworld on land
>Directed by Michael Bay and Quentin Tarantino
>But it's a vidya gaem
Can you guess?
>>702395673
>Working on ship
>Attack
>Find companion
>Adventure together
>Your dad along with a convicted criminal get power cores from outer space
>use them to build giant peace robot that can kill a man in 10 seconds for some fucking reason
>along with 8 other robots, all with weaponry
>convicted criminal takes all robots, uses them for evil
>gotta stop him with only a dog by your side
>the game doesn't bother to tell you any of this unless you read the manual :^)
>>702395673
Every game released since 2014?
>Terrorists attack airport
>Oh Shit! Russia invades America!
>its up to several funny named heroes to save the world
>you small
>now you big
>now you smart
>now you dumb
>imsorrydaveimafraidicantdothat.jpeg
>autism
>>702400884
League of Legends?
>>702395673
Is this kickstarter games?
>>702396017
Silent hill?
> be boy
> go through puberty
> again and again
> while followed by a sentient ball of light
>>702401277
yep
>mmorpg
>best korean game ever
>Play as ultimate /b/tard
>Sentenced to death
>Wake up and not kill
>kill other /b/tards in violent ways
>fight giant pig man
>IRL News stations and people very upset about how violent game is
>lulz
>>702399519
CSGO?
>>702400438
John cena 24k16
>>702401314
Yup
>Play as batmans lost lost bro
>kill terrorists
>find out terrorists are actually the good guys
>wops
>try to make it up to good guys by saving the world
>>702401435
Manhunt
This is an easy one
>realistic flying simulator
>>702398562
FTL
>Go space
>Bad things happen on ship
>Lost memory
>Bitch says come find me
>Find bitch
>Bicth tricked u lulz
>Do what bitch says or die
>>702401435
Manhunt
>>702401404
TLoZ?
>>702395673
>my name is not importand
>ow, my head!
>money!
>shrooms!
>tfw your gf cheats on you with a turtle
>>702401516
Yup
>>702401590
You are winner!
>be me
>fall through floor everytime i jump from building
>>702401069
Heavy Rain
>be edgy loner
>you don't understand me dad
>I feel guilty killing the bad guys
> be toy
> fight a lich
> who happens to be a nazi in everything but name
>>702401684
Sounds like AC Unity
>>702401684
Assassins Creed kek
>fuck
>fuckx2
>fuckx3
>become space jesus
>>702401636
Mario?
>>702401777
yup
>>702395673
>fake Indonesia is in turmoil
>you have to help to the commies, the mob, and some Robin Hood Merry Men type fags
>visit the Island from Lost at one point
>there are old Japs from WWII that don't know the war is over
>>702401636
fucking mario again
>>702401854
Just Cause 2?
>Bloody wankahhhh
>Dosh!
>My AA12 will kickem in deh 'ead
>village is dying
>go away to find some shitty piece of shit
>finally get it
>village ded anyway
>best game in series
>>702401522
Microsoft Flying Simulator
>>702401822
Correct
>>702401905
>frozen robot man
>ship attacked and crashes
>aliens
>zombie things
>end up blowing the halo up and only you and Dustin Echoes live
>>702401069
>Heavy Rain
That was way too fucking obvious.
>>702401943
killing fuck
>you use your shaft for money
>you have hair like an old man
>you have to find your step-daughter
>faggots steal your kid
>make a fort instead of looking for him
>faggots always try to wreck it
>would you kindly
>save the world
>yes
>no
>maybe
>sarcastic
>>702401444
Fucking no
>most realistic piece of fps
>has a DLC which transforms it into WW2
>both teams micspam allahu akbar but one team should be against it
>>702401533
ded space
>>702401251
CoD: MW1/MW2/MW3
>dress as stupid as you want
>Kill things in a mall
>IS ANYONE OUT THERE
>>702402032
The forest?
>>702402032
The worst game in the fallout series?
>>702402032
Fallout 4
>>702402102
dead rising.
>>702402102
Dead rising
>bear
>bird
>>702399402
>>702399779
Neither. It's a more popular game.
>>702402102
DR2/1
>be long stick
>have to hit floating square to make sure it doesn't go through you
>>702402081
It's insurgency, not the most realistic piece of fps though
>>702402102
Dead Rising 2?
>>702401533
System Shock 2
>>702400926
C.u.b.e.?
>>702402102
ded rising
>>702402043
Bioshock
ez pz
>>702402102
Dead Rising, 2ez
>>702402213
Ponk?
>>702402205
Skyrim?
>>702401946
Fallout 2?
>2 old men hate each other
>always fighting
>get more people to fight each other
>Caves
>Guns
>Rabbits
>Werd doctor wanna get flowers
>2 endings
>>702402270
right
This one's hard guys
>shitty Halo 2 retexture, but it's somehow James Bond
>Make dick monsters
>>702402198
Banjo Kazooie!
>>702401968
Halo. Saying halo completely gave it away
>>702402228
Thank god, and yeah over exagguration.
>>702401968
Halo Combat Evolved
>sidescrolling shooter
>rabbit
>walk around forest with high as fuck little girls
>meet the wolf, get fucked up
>arrive at grandmas house for ultimate trip
No one ever got it so far
>>702402256
Congrats anon, have this pic as reward
>casul fps but fun and doing things that are actually unique
>people fucking abbreviate it wrong and i mix it up with an actual really good game and it makes me really mad
>being an animal
>zoofilia and necrofilia simulator
>be spooky
>guitar
>>702402380
Spore
>>702402329
Far cry 3
>>702401251
Modern Warfare 3?
>>702399137
Skyrim
>>702402325
TF2
>bump into a npc several times
>they go get a guard
>guards shoot you dead
Niko it's your brarthir. Let's go BOWLING
>>702402272
Bingo.
>>702401148
Mad max??
>>702402329
insanity simulator
>>702402329
Cave Story
>>702402523
Wrong
>>702397317
firewatch?
>>702402623
Winrar
>>702402577
*cousin
And gta iv
>>702402566
heh
>you're a robot
>robots kill robots
>kill big robot
>robot can control other robots
>tf2 but not tf2
> be a "hero"
> commit mass-murder just to get new clothes
> drives a race of dragons to near extinction
> kill a lonely beast asked by his gods to guard a hall
> if youre a furry you make a guy be an hero and then somehow kill him again.
>>702402764
heh?
The fuck does that mean? Did I WINRAR?
This one is easy as fuck.
>"stelf?"
>all numbers are at 75
>>702402847
Overwatch
>>702402847
Overwatch
>based in 199X
>your neighbor beats his kids
>have to save the world with a bat
>go back in time as robots and kill bad guy
>the end
>meet betafag
>ally with betafag to take down the alphawoman
>betafag tastes power and betrays you
>ally with exalphawoman
>bond with exalphawoman
>says she will help you if you restore her former glory
>send betafag to space
>alphawoman wasnt lying
>no cake tough
>>702402847
Overwatch
>guys with an armor of a tank
>satanists
>space elves
>communists
>orcs with dyslexia
>metal-ass undeads
>soviet army/canon fodder
>>702402847
Overkek
>be homie
>come home after long time
>bitch ass cop i knew stop me for no goddamn reason
>niggastolemybike.mpg
>forgot to get on train
fight gangsta's
>>702402847
Overwatch
>>702402205
>It's a more popular game"
>Implying
>>702402952
Mother?
>>702402952
Earthbound
To ez m8
>get hurt
>drink nasty shit
>doctor locks you in his office
>try to escape
>existential crisis
>existential crisis
>EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
>X
>I
>S
>T
>E
>N
>T
>I
>A
>L
>C
>R
>I
>S
>I
>S
>angry tentacles
>no more humans
>computers in space
>lights out, gg
>>702402970
portal 2
>>702403072
Battleborn?
>planet
>attacked by green people
>shit tier human soldiers getting ass blasted
>god tier soldiers fall from sky
>fight green people
>fight space elfs
>fight evil humans
>everything is fucked
>>702403052
Soma
>>702402970
Portal 2
>>702402970
Portal 2
>>702402970
Portal 2
>>702403046
The 199X gave it away?
>>702403124
Nope.
>lab rat
>in underground facility
>try to break free
>finally free
>not really
>>702403122
Yeye
>>702402847
overwatch
>>702403145
got it
>>702402995
>>702403127
Isn't it the same game?
>>702403127
Warhammer 40k
>>702403214
Portal 1
>>702403006
GTA: SA
too ez
>>702403214
soma?
>get arm cut off by brother
>brother keeps trying to kill you years after
>turns into half vampire half human hybrid
>runs around the land destorying everything because you cant find your lost sister
good luck finding out
>>702403181
What gave it away:
>199X
>have to save world with a bat
>go back in time as robots and kill bad guy
Pretty much most of it gave it away.
>>702403214
Portal
>homosexual men
>large structures
>goats
>be edgy
>kill people
>>702402847
team fortress classic
SIKE
or global operations
>>702402847
titanfall 2
>>702403389
Hatred, but this name is not important.
>>702403260
one of them is vanilla the other is expansion.
>>702403214
Skyrim?
>>702402891
i found it amusing
prolly not winrar because tf2 aint like dat all year round
>>702402847
Monday Night Combat
>>702403392
Team fortress classic winrar
>>702403400
Nope
>be someone's identity
>holy fuck it's the human torch
>take a superhuman under your wing
>must build empire
>kill red skulls bro
>>702403524
Injustice?
>>702403237
why would this picture be gay
surely some idiot wouldnt draw a hot picture by just drawing a girl and then putting a penis instead
>>702403325
Blazblue series?
>>702403517
actually yes fuck u
>>702403634
Nope
>War
>Have memories from dead dad
>Faggot from team betrays you
>Gotta find a hacker girl
>Bad fucker searches revenge from dead dads son cause his sister is ded
>Many endings
Cmon, its easy
>>702403660
ring a ding ding nigger.
>This is only a test
>In space
>humans
>lizzard guys
>bear people
>cat people
>ayy lmao people
>spam military
>build bootleg death star
>win
>addicted to pills
>talks to himself
>>702403655
>game = 7/10
>"hmm, this is a lot like (insert game here)
>parkour
>crafting
>2 best friends die
>shitty Quick time event ending
>running
>bayonet charge
>RAAAAAAAAGH
>nice killing animation
>>702403805
BO2
also kill yourself. :)
>>702403199
Modern Team Fortress 2?
>gotta kill little shits for gold and xp
>everyone is a fucking retard
>have to rely on "teamwork" to win
>your characterss combos are the only thing that make it fun to play
This should be pretty EZ lads
>>702403852
Mass Effect
>>702403917
Babblefield
>>702403882
afraid of monsters?
>>702403926
Winrar
Also, i'm very happy with my life, so no :)
>>702403852
Skyrim
>>702403284
>>702403362
cake for you
>>702403917
overwatch?
>>702403974
It was tf classic. But lmao I'll accept that as well.
>awesome fighting gam looks like really sexy
>like no characters at launch
>lol idiot fuck you one hundred THOUSAND ingame currency if you want ONE of the new characters
>or give us moar money so u can have dem :))))
>hahah fuck u consumers i love money so much and being a good company also
>>702403882
Max Payne 3
>>702395673
>you killed the big bad boss
>guess what? he's back, and he was a good guy the whole time!
>he has an IMMORTAL DEMON SOUL!
>>702395673
every game by ubisoft post prince of persia two thrones
>>702403899
is it like with shadman where he makes a non gay version too
>oh oh. superchild jesusfag got released, we are doomed
>send in spec ops
>teamleader gets killed right away but can mind control teammates
>jump around time, see all the fucked up shit
>superchild jesusfag totally worthless, easiest fight ever
>>702404023
LoL, Dota, or WoW
>>702404174
Undertale
>>702404152
Nope, it's BF1
>>702400511
Dota 2
>>702403524
KEPT YOU WAITING, HUH
>>702404164
Killer Instinct?
>>702404186
> implying rayman is in this description
OY OY TAKE THAT BACK I WILL CUT YOU
>>702404075
no
>>702404173
yes, Max Payne.
>>702404215
Both Lol and Dota. Told ya fucking ez
>>702404164
SfV
you have a heart attack
your new and only goal in life is fuck cripples
also feels
>>702404353
yesh
>>702403882
Honestly sounds like Fran bow but its himself not herself so I dunno
>>702401742
Hatred
>Faggot gotta rescue a girl from a turtle
you fall down a mountain
>>702404207
nope, dicks make it better so there is a dick.
>>702404269
Wrong
>fast travel? No, take this golf cart
>have to kill your companions to get new ones
>malaria acts up in the middle of niggers shooting at you
>>702404461
mario
>Go to African Shithole
>have to stop arms dealer
>turns out he was good the whole time
>stop niggers from killing other niggers
>>702404461
SUUUPER MAAARIO BROOOOSS
>>702403380
goat simulator?
>>702404573
Winrar
>DLC
>DLC
>More DLC
>lasers
>always drunk
>pop some pills
>kill everyone
>fuck my life
>>702404607
Far Cry 2. God that game sucks. It's driving simulator, malaria simulator, and shoot niggers simulator.
>>702404570
Fc2
>>702404607
farcry 2
>>702401625
morrowind
>>702395673
yet I still enjoyed the game and feel no guilt in paying full price. how does that make you feel? that I paid full price? that Hello Games has my money to the tune of 60 American dollars? and I'm happy?
>based on martian surface
>you can use a robot eventually
>can break buildings with weapon
>>702404683
New CoD
>Make your own gay levels
>Released in a shit console
>You have to wait to have all the items
>>702404789
Minecraft
>>702402385
>>702402439
Ok good I got another
>robot guy on ship above earth
>fuck more aliens but now they wanna blow up my earth
>blow them up instead
>follow them to another halo wtf I just blew it up like a month ago
>get stuck in alien town but go back to earth
>some navy lizard kills zombies and fights monkeys instead of cool robot stuff
>>702404210
F.E.A.R.
>>702404815
that one red faction game
>be spooky skeleton
>have friend who is a demon
>Mexican shit
>>702404753
Sounds pretty true to life in Africa to me
>this action will have consequences
>>702404815
Red Faction Guerilla
>>702404789
Thats some spicy bait
>>702404907
haven't played it yet, Grim Fandango?
>>702404486
wow i made a new gender lol
its called buthol NO benis NO bagina
heh
if someone could edit in bagina that would be gud too
>>702404926
>butterfly effect: the game
Until dawn
>>702404910
Kek
You can't win if you're not specific about the game, it's from a saga so naming the saga won't get you anywhere. I'm avoiding naming things or this will be too easy
> (Happens in japan)
> wake up in room
> go out and talk to some phony dude, he kicks your ass
> decide to help a weird scientist in your hometown, gotta deliver some shit to another scientist with the help of a friend
> scientist sees potential in you, sends to conquer the whole world
> the bandit stole stuff from your hometown scientist you're supposed to beat him while conquering the world
> you beat his ass countless times, he realizes he needs to be good to win but will never do
> you win at every town and end up beating the four champions
> life goes on and you conquer another part of the country
>>702404838
Mario Maker
>fckin cat burns your parents place down
>now the cat has tattoes and piercing and is talking to me
>get high in a caterpillars company
>plane crash
>scuba helmet
>>702404926
life is strange
>collect rings
>run fast
>blue hodgeheg
>fail
>>702404838
Super mario maker
>>702404926
Twd
>>702405280
Sonic. Fucking Nigger.
>>702405280
Sonic
>>702405125
Yakuza? I don't know which one but that's one of the only games I can think of that take place in Japan.
>>702405125
Emerald
>>702405061
Silly anon xoxox
>>702405280
Soon-soon teh hoon-hoon
>>702405226
McGee's Ailce waifu returns
>>702403900
FC3
Last post get
>scrawny kid wants to become a pirate
>"I am rubber, you are glue"
>>702405231
The Forest, BioShock, or Subnautica.
>>702405371
Nice game, but that's definitely not the one.
>>702405374
Nope, you're close tho'
and props for finding the franchise, I've made it hard by taking every obvious word
>>702405434
Yey
>>702405438
No, but close, think more survival and less base capturing, also night is nut gud
>>702405061
much better with no dick
> be a deer
> have human face
> be in forest
> the game is an mmo
> can rub yourself against trees
>>702405049
Yes and still worth playing today anon
>go on trip to another town
>kids talking shit
>fuck em up
>just fuck everyone up til there's no one left
good luck
>>702405461
Monkey island
