Choose your superpower, /b/ !
Definitely teleportation for me. I hate driving places.
>>702394100
healing
>super intelligence
Find a way to give myself all these powers
Healing so I become immortal.
Just as long as I can eventually kill myself.
>>702394100
Mind control. Then I can control all you other fags who chose something else.
>>702394100
Mind control
I would walk I to a police office and have them take me to the fbi
Have them take me to pres
Take over country
All while keeping everyone happy ..or at least feeling happy
super intelligence, can learn time manipulation and healing to capitalize on everything major leaving it to myself and ruling the world. No one could oppose me because how far back power would start from and unlimited resources.
Time manipulation FTW
>>702394100
Telekinesis
>>702394100
Time manipulate.
Get forward in time enough to have the technology for inmortality. Profit.
Time Manipulation only if I can manipulate stuff easily when times frozen
>>702394100
> BEST
> healing
nice to help people, also you wont suffer pain and your friends n family wont
> shapeshifting
very useful in daily life, you can modify your body like you want, you want super strength? shapeshift your body muscular, you want super speed? make marathon runner body. you want an bigger dick. shapeshift it.
> super intelligence
useful because you can achieve a lot of things with science, but you would probably be bored of humans. people more intelligent tend to be less happy.
> WORST
> flight
you probably by die oxygen loss or flying into an lightning, airplane or whatever, also people will see you and you probably will get caught and studied by militair or someone else
> time manipulation
i think you would die sooner or less because its just too irrational. you cant know if it will be cold or there will be an t-rex or even a building when you travel.
> mind control
where would be the challenge to live, when you can control anyone? would probably be nice at first but you would suicide sooner or later. even if you want to make a better world, after you die people will fuck up again.
> super speed
well there are cars and airplanes, if you can move faster than that it will probably kill you. also i dont think you can percept as fast as you can move. if you would stumble with high speed you would die.
> super strength
just because you are super strong doesnt mean it wont affect your body. also not very useful because if you use you cant hide really good.
> PROBABLY BEST FOR CASUAL
> telekinesis
well who wouldnt like? but you couldnt use in everyday life
> elasticity
longer dick or wanna blow yourself? also good if you are lazy
> invisibility
well sometimes you would like to go anywhere without anyone noticing...
>>702395960
The problem with that is, we might actually go extinct before that happens.
I feel like the majority of people here would use these powers to become supervillains...
>>702396132
i would choose healing btw
![big_1432891530_image[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AvExQEQ.jpg "big_1432891530_image[1].jpg")
Accelerator da. Yoroshiku!
invisibility i could murder anyone anyplace anytime
>>702395722
>>702395960
Time Manipulation reporting in
Would our power affect each others?
>>702394100
Time manipulation. I procrastinate frequently.
>>702394100
Mind control.
I would never have to work again.
Flying for travelling places, Super speed for fucking with people or telekenesis for being a total ass
Invisibility
>>702394100
so far:
time manipulation 5
mind control 3
healing 3
super intelligence 2
invisibility 2
telekinesis 1
flying 1
Telekinesis. Learn to manipulate individual atoms, therefore learn teleportation (mov atoms super quick right), undetectable killing (split someone's artery in the brain), infinite money (by manipulating electrons in electronic devices), enlarge your dick (by adding crafting some more cells from atoms here and there), never fat anymore too, never sick, healing abilities (by removing bacteria/cancer/whatever), accelerated humankind evolution by mass-altering DNA... there's a lot of possibilities. It just all takes knowledge.
Bonus points if time turns out to be a kind of matter you can manipulate with telekinesis. Same with mind, or someone's soul.
Telekinesis = become god
Time manipulation.
That can, arguably, include age reversal, Matrix-tier time-stop shit, time travel, and the ability to correct or undermine decisions.
>>702397631
i think we talk here about normal telekinesis with which you can simply move things by mind. not manipulate atoms and shit telekinesis
>>702394100
Time manipulation and teleportation are the same thing.
Relativity mane.
>>702394100
does shapeshifting allow any kind of modifcation on the body or only the face? (ex: change gender, tranform into a animal, improve your body condition...)
Elasticity...
> for her pleasure
>>702397952
well you are right, shapeshifting would be nice. experience other gender and have sex as animal. nice :)))))))
>>702398146
Super speed, mind control, shapeshifting and super strength could also fall under that category
>>702394592
dis guy nows wud up
>become shape shifter
>go to a convention as a character
>????
>profit
OR
>go to a furry convention
>go as furry art
>kill someone via rupturing of the intestines
>???
>profit
>>702397807
If you can move ordinary matter - that chair for example - a few meters to the left, that means with proper mindset if you start believing tat only that chair's leg is the whole object you move, you should be able to do it. In the end it's just ultimate matter manipulation ability, and a LOT can be done with that.
With super intelligence you could invent technology to compensate for most of those powers if we did, in fact, live in a universe where those things were possible.
>>702394592
>time manipulation
Just keep restarting time every few days so every one who picked super intelligence cant find a way to get all these powers.
Time manipulater troll mode activated.
Time Manipulation by a wide margin, with maybe only Mind Control a distant second.
You control how time effects you, directly age or de-age your own cells. Now you are effectively immortal and you can adjust your outer appearence as it suits you and to evade suspicion. Set time around you to progress just a touch slower than reality and you will see immediate danger coming from minutes away.
You control how time effects others, if you need someone removed just age them into a baby or into a senile geriatric. If someone attacks you all you need to do is force them to perceive things much faster than they are. Then your every movement is a blur to them.
You can pause time for all but yourself, freeing you up to accomplish whatever you need to. Steal from a bank, learn vast amounts of knowledge, practice a skill, avoid danger, place rivals in compromising places.
Lastly you get to move freely about the time stream. Take a vacation in Ancient Rome, probe the future for knowledge and tech, adjust things in the past to fix the future.
There is limitless application of this power, no downside and you can easily defeat any of the other powers mentioned.
>>702398813
when you are given the ultimate gift just to use it to troll others.
Telekenesis. You could kill someone with a beanbag ffs
teleportation would destroy you and the eardrums of anyone near your starting location
>teleport
>your atoms and the air where you teleported are in the same place, meaning you explode either by the repulsive nature of atoms, or the countless nuclear fusions and subsequent nuclear decays occuring inside your body.
>there is now a you shaped vacuum where you where, which will cause a shock-wave in the room you were in.
>>702398358
>well that some serious heresy...
I was thinking about shapeshiting as a way of improving your body to a point a human couldn't reach and also being able to directly adapt your body condition to any situation in adition to being able to turn into any living thing (power that would imitate invisibility)
Speed or healing if it functions on a molecular level.
I'd probably go for shape shifting though, just to live a short life of fuckery.
>>702394100
super speed
Super Intelligent
>figure out how to get all the other powers you want
profit
>>702399500
pigs can have orgasms that last 30min. just imagine ...
>>702398918
and then you make a paradox
>>702400008
>>702394100
Speed.
> Phase through objects and potential bullets
> Run so fast, time reverses so I can potentially cheat the system any way I see fit.
> Lol teleporting when running so fast you can go faster than light is meaningless.
> Will have all knowledge when I can read everything at a super fast rate.
Time manipulation obviously.
>See which stocks are trending
>go back in time to when they were cheap
>buy them
>wait
>profit $$
>>702401778
>Time manipulation
>wait
>you aren't getting into the spirit of this, are you?
>>702401963
Hahaha didn't realize
>>702394100
Elasticity for maximum dick inflation
Time manipulation.
Go forward in time, download my brain into a body of nanobots, go back in time to the start of the internet, control the progress of humanity from within the depths of the internet, set up a utopic monarchy led by my son, the first artificial intelligence, explore the universe with all of humanity by my side.
>>702394100
Shape shift.
So many perverted things I could do. :)
>>702394100
Definitely a toss up between teleportation and invisibility.
Teleport into a bank vault/pharmacy or have forcible sex with anyone you want because they can't see you? Tough pick.
If you can shapeshift into any concept it is op af
Because you could turn your right arm into a time machine that looks like an arm
Shapeshifting. I would shapeshift into a normal human looking form with all the powers above. And become a supervillain like anon said.
>>702405244
Hey man u stole my idea
telekinesis can theoretically do every other power
>>702405519
I said it first. You can be my minion.
>>702405702
But i said it first
look: >>702404845
>>702405801
Fine. You can be my sidekick.
>>702394100
>not chosing telekinesis to have all these other powers
>>702405955
yay
>>702395813
Same.
Mind control
Pedophilia suddenly legal hell yeah
>>702394100
teleportation, no question
>>702406124
As much as i love you anon, you're going to have to be more specific.
>WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
DEFINITIVE RANKING
God tier
>healing
>time manipulation
>telekinesis
Superhuman tier
>mind control
>shapeshifting
>teleportation
Useful tier
>super intelligence
>invisibility
Meh tier
>flight
>super speed
>super strength
>elasticity (lol)
>>702406563
>>702406124
Thats not how you spell KING CRIMSON
>>702407611
BUT HOW DOES IT FUCKING WORK?!
>>702407175
swap mind control and healing and you got a perfect list
>>702394100
Literally any of those other powers are useless if you can manipulate time....
>>702396132
Faggot
>>702407714
>tfw no power to turn anything you touch into a BAKUDAN!
>mind control
>become president of the world
>>702394100
telekinesis
I'd practice on heavier and heavier objects daily
Time manipulation is the only correct answer
>teleportation + you can have a nap while you do it
>never aging
>being whatever age you want
>freely perving out on ususpecting people on the street while time is stopped
>murder freely by turning into dust or save lives
>change history
>turn ancient shit into new
>sell it to an antique shop
>fuckin_mint.jpg
>create the world in your own image
>infinite possibilities
>become God
Beat this faggots. Protip: you can't
Mind control.
I have the powers of whomever I meet, because they will serve me. Everyone will serve me.
>>702394100
How fast is the super speed? If I could run as fast as the flash then I would definitely pick that
>>702394100
I usually go with powers I can use to make money. Either dedicated generator which is powered by some easy task I can perform with ease, or simply a task which people could pay me to do.
Flight: Generate energy, make money.
Super Speed: Generate energy, make money.
Healing: pay2heal, make money.
Time Manipulation: Marty McFly my way to riches.
Invisibility: Pretty shit.
Super Strength: Generate energy, make money.
Mind Control: Force people to hand over money, poses a lot of moral questions.
Elasticity: Pretty shit.
Telekinesis: Generate energy with literally no effort, make money.
Teleportation: Generate energy, make money.
Shapeshifting: Pretty cool for hedonism.
Super Intelligence: Make discoveries previously unknown, win prizes, make money.
>>702394100
Shape shifting, I'd be an apache helecopter like i know i am inside
>>702394100
Healing, if I can heal myself and live forever.
Otherwise, mind control.
Super speed. Can't be killed since I'm faster than bullets, knives, nukes etc. I can go anywhere just like teleportation and can kill anyone with just a knife.
>>702410072
I picked shapeshifter, you allready know that hedonism would be golden
>>702400008
Is that why your mom got home late last night?
Time manipulation
>go back in time to win lottery to be millionaire
>living a rich life, do almost everything I want, buy almost everything I want
>if I'm about to die I go back in time to live my life again
Shape-shifting. Easy.
>>702410936
Sure, but you still gotta make profit somehow. Maybe you could work as the world's most perfect model.
>>702411826
Hell yeah man exactly
>>702394592
I concur!
>>702410936
>>702412009
Google "lemonfont shapeshifter". Porn comic with some pretty good story.
>>702412390
Definitely, thanks anon
Healing. Then people would think I'm divine. I've always wanted to have the title "Saint"
>>702411826
And the world's fastest land animal.
And the world's strongest land animal.
And the world's most durable land animal.
And the world's most handsome man.
And the world's most well-endowned man.
And the world's smartest man.
All the while while having a chipmunk alter-ego during the night.
>>702399458
no idiot you exchange the matter between you and your destination. the atoms of air from your destination are now in your source. if you teleport underground you will leave a you shaped chunk of stone and either die crushed or not able to move until teleported again
Time manipulstion
super intelligence that way i can acquire other people and examine them to see what gives them that power and get it myself
>>702409593
you may be able to manipulate time but that doesnt say your body will stay in good shape so you'll just turn into a husk of a human
>>702412783
I'm not a furry, man. I was thinking more about making yourself a tentacle monster or just modify sex organ to be extremely pleasing and pleasurable.
Healing could potentially make you the most famous person who ever lived, depending on how you do it. Regardless if you're selfless with your gift, or charge money, someone WILL assassinate you. I know what you're thinking "But I have healing powers". Well, it's hard to react quick enough to heal yourself when you get shot in the face from a quarter mile away
>>702394100
Time manipulation, pause time and do whatever the fuck I want, assuming I don't age when time is paused.
>>702413699
You will stay whatever age you want and you will be immortal, and while you'll still have to exercise, you will have infinite time to do it. I'd say you you'll pretty much be extremely fit and young forever.
>>702394100
all time manipulation guys...
> you go back in time
> where you stay was an building
> you death
> you go back in time, its summer and 40 degree celsius
> back in time its -20 degree celsius
> you die by temperature shock
> you go back in time
> where you stay exploded a bomb
> you die
> you go back in time
> where you stay is now space because earth is whole time moving
> you die
> ...
faggots
>>702394914
what about dieing in your sleep or instant death.
>>702414073
I meant it like animals in general. Humans are primates, right? And I think being a cool lil chipmunk fucking around on the treetops would be pretty rad. Ugh, I'm not a fucking heretic!
>>702410072
i go with inmortality
>flight: completely useless unless somehow can fly at almost the speed of light, then get spacesuit, fly to space and circle earth at 99.99% of the speed of light for 3 days, then 100 years have passed on earth, repeat until inmortality has been discovered and made cheap by humans
>super speed: same as above
>healing: heal myself then heal services for money
>time manipulation: just go thousands of years into the future for humans to discover inmortalty, go back in time if i get too old, or make myself younger as much as i want
>invisibility, super strenght and elasticity: useless crap, i guess just use them to get money and donate money to inmortality research
>mind control: enslave entire humanity and make them research how to make me inmortal
telekinesis: either move myself to create the same effect described in flying or use powers to get money and research
>teleportation: same as above
>shapeshifting: shapeshift into younger version of myself, or into improved inmortal human
>super intelligence: research inmortality, get money, use money to research more until done
>>702415387
>forgot to greentext telekinesis, my choice would be time manipulation
>>702394100
Mind control; To somehow mend the large percentage of the human race who practises in stupidity.
>>702415489
= >>702414525 = you nigga
>>702394100
telekinesis = flight, super speed, super strength, telekinesis, teleportation
so yeah.
>>702398918
if you make everything around you slower to be able to react to immediate danger then life would get irritating real fast as it's just too slow for our normal heads. and if you just speed it up enough to compensate you're still open to dieing immediately to like a car crash or any other surprise
>>702394100
Teleport for me, though if Super Intelligence can discover things we dont know about science now I dunno.
>>702415727
guess if you want to define it like that...
>>702410072
>Invisibility: Pretty shit.
Sneak into places an steal shit
Espionage
Go anywhere
Hired assassin
Sneak into women's bathroom
Possibilities are endless
>>702415727
no its not its just picking shit up with ya mind, il give you flying
with that, thats it mate
>>702414323
can't move because the friction of air against you would kill you immediately
>>702417185
>shapeshifting
shapeshift as owner of shop
shapeshift as worker where you want espionage
go anywhere where shapeshift person has acess
shapeshift as old women, assasine people
shapeshift as women, go into womens bathroom, also experience sex as women
possibilites are better than invisibility
>>702417432
those time manipulation idiots dont get that when you would time travel the enviroment would still affect you and you would probably die instant if you time travel longer or more often
>>702417185
>Sneak into women's bathroom
i'm the only one who always thought that is disguting ?
Shapeshifting with wolverine type healing factor. Too strong can do anything I wanted cuz practically immortal
>>702417592
You really want science to apply to these choices? Explain flight, invisibility, shapeshifting, teleportation, mind control, telekinesis and healing. Fucking retard.
>>702394100
FUCKMAN... the power to fuck every living creature on the planet to its ultimate satisfaction.
LOOK OUT IT'S ......FUCKKKMANNN.
>>702398918
>Time Manipulation by a wide margin, with maybe only Mind Control a distant second.
/thread
>>702396132
you are retarded
Shape-shifting. Period.
Super easy to manipulate others.
Shift to look like your enemy and Rob banks, they get jailed and you keep the cash.
Be whatever your lover wants in bed.
Try on both genders, or be the envy of /d/ and try on ANYTHING ELSE. (Futa her right in the pussy)
Shapeshift into a bird and fly. A fish and breathe under water. A cockroach and survive anything.
Never have to work out again. Eat anything you want.
Too old? Shapeshift young again.
>>702394592
And it's done!
>>702418223
>flying, all you have to do is be a little less dense than air and a wave to propel yourself.
>invisibility is the refraction of light.
> shapeshifting is having a core that controls the body around it. like a magnet would do iron shavings but stronger and with more material.
> teleportation, depends if it's instant or not, but best choice would be worm holes.
> mind control/ telekenisis is explained through a theory of how our mind is able to slightly adjust the world around us. just amplify that.
Time manipulation
>>702419199
>a theory of how our mind is able to slightly adjust the world around us
go back to hollywood
new version
>>702394100
Telekinesis.
In the broadest sense of the power, this would allow me to tear apart and reform atoms... as long as I know my science, I am unstoppable.
Shape shifting because that's badass. Who needs to be invisible who you can literally become a bird and nobody will know you're there.
>>702419357
>select any of the first 12
>get 13
>>702419357
You fucker...
>>702419283
cry more for being proven wrong
>>702419703
>if only I could have/do X then everything would be okay and I would finally be happy
if that's what you want to believe
>>702419199
All but 3 of those would instantly kill you, invisibility would be inconcievably difficult to pull off, the mind control and telekinesis thing is absolute bullshit. That's all I have to say.
Time Manipulation
PROS
>free sex
>free food
>free commodities
>free money
>anyone who tries to confront you gets mysterious injuries/dies
>time travel ftw, change history and shit
CONS
>you age while time is frozen, meaning technically a smaller lifespan unless corrected by skipping nighttime after having a nap in frozen time
>fatigue and hunger continue, meaning prolonged exposure to frozen time will give you a jet-lag effect
>noticeable differences in appearances can make people suspicious, such as a scar from a ww2 visit could still show up in present time with no apparent cause
all in all, i'll take it
>>702418223
Flight: Airplanes, birds, insects, how do they work?
Invisibility: Light simply has to pass through something without being absorbed like most things or reflected like a mirror
Shapeshifting: You got me there, but it's a shit power anyway
Teleportation: Quantum tunneling on a unprecidented scale
Telekinesis: Again you got me, but just cause you can't apply science to how these powers work doesn't mean you can't apply it to the world in which they exist.
Healing: Our bodies already do this, super-healing is just a lot faster. Like original apple computer v. modern supercomputer faster.
>>702420394
If you can go back to fucking WWI to meet ze Fuhrer and make others age, I'm pretty sure you can prevent yourself from aging as well.
>>702394100
Mind control is the only right answer.
>>702394100
I would pick time manipulation in a heart beat. Endless possibilities.
>>702399999
>>702420377
we aren't talking about difficulty dumbass cuz we already have the power. and what results after having it doesn't kill you so?
>>702420377
>>702418223
what yall are saying amounts to "well it's not the real world so why should we be able to die?"
>>702420700
GG with the invisibility, teleportation and healing. Science is on its way to get us all three of those anyways. The flight power doesn't specify the means of propulsion, so I'll assume it makes you fly like Superman. Sorry, I can't give you that one.
roll
time manipulation, i'd go back in time and pick more powers until i had them all
>>702394100
>get shapeshifting
>get literally every power
>>702396732
DNA doesn't invisible
>>702394100
anything other than time manipulation is wrong answer here
>>702410392
Invisibility so I can watch people have sex while im beating it in the corner and they won't even know
>>702422411
Yes. It's all hypothetical, the options are obviously not realistic at all. All of it should be in good fun.
>>702423223
hypothetically you're a dumbass.
>>702394100
>choose healing
>heal all people I meet
>start gathering followers
>come up with teachings
>start cult
>illuminati.pcap
>lead religion
>never die because healing powers
>be living jesus
>???
>profit
Shapeshifting. It's a no-brainer.
>>702394592
>>702395691
>>702399993
>choose super intelligence
>use smarts
>find out you can only have one power
>find out that you should've chosen something else
Time manipulation>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shapeshifting>Mind control>All others
>>702424405
Never forget to keep your autism in check before posting.
>>702394100
telekinesis
>>702395060
my (mental) elasticity would mindbreak you, then I'd go to work on your physical form. like... medieval type shit, just to break all your control over your other slaves and free them up to witness your demise... AHHAHHHAAHHAAHAAHH