Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Mad jelly m8?
No lie though, good song for what it is
Oh how the thread lives once more! Rejoice!
>FORCIBLY PETS THE CAT
Oh my, what a horrid dream!
Sweet beat, strange content
Dose anyone know when the new re:zero comes out?
She kinda would because she's good at cleaning
>But she doesn't like it a lot
>She'd be a sexy maid.
Jokes on you, she is a maid
You know it!
>Captcha was Food.
That's what I love about Danny Brown. I'm very excited for his new album.
That song is okay.
How are you today?
Yes, she would follow all the rurus!
Holy shit. And yes i am an idiot living the hard life strugeling to find out when stuff comes out
Yep, just got done with yard work.
Pretty Good, how bout you?
Woof, you do you mang
nothing really. dog got out of the yard and had to go find her
Dude they have been releasing every Sunday
Plant anything or did you just water stuff?
Good luck, bring some treats
Well enough. Actually going outside today, so that's quite nice.
You got any plans this weekend?
I don't like punk that's serious. This is what I like.
Ah, yeah I have that trouble a bit.
>My fuckin dog gets out every once in a while
>But I don't have a fence.
Watered stuff and weeded, didn't plant anything.
>J mowed the lawn for $30
Prolly gonna go to another party hosted by some work friends tomorrow, gonna stick around because the boss will be there
>Brownie Points yo.
Korrekt. von 6:30 bis 18 Uhr gearbeitet mit einer Stunde Pause. Hab gute Arbeit geleistet aber dank der Urlaubsphase wurde ich nun gefeuert. Das Unternehmen kann sich, wenn es keinen Umsatz macht, keine zusätzlichen Kräfte leisten.
Evening Fran, how are you?
Thanks man, I appreciate you too
already found her.
have a fence someone forgot to close it
Nice, nice. Going to watch a football game on my end.
>tfw i leave and thread starts to be alive agian
whatever i will take it
how is everyone?
I am still well.
I forgot, did you have any plans this weekend?
I have a small garden infront of my house. It used to be very lively.
Doing fine, you?
Hey there shiro
Maybe try out https://youtu.be/ClV0GLz6kRI if you also like acustic music
How are you today?
Good, classes start Tuesday
It's always hard to when my dog gets out, I think she likes rabbits more than her treats
Hey homura, looks like the kaledesh spoilers started
Evening to you too Yuno
Als Student kann man nicht harzen. Also was neues suchen. Richtig schade, hatte viel Spaß dort.
That's great. Have fun I guess.
nothing dog got out had to find her. great way to wake up
mine loves catching small things. she even got a bird once
Well I guess I cant blame you, I dig the silly stuff too!
But I love me some deeper undertones
Fences are nice, I just don't really wanna put one up cause I'm lazy and cheap.
Nice, I just livestreamed a local college game.
>fucking BTFO the enemy team
Heyo, am gud ^^
I have a big ass garden with some planter boxes and some earth boxes
>I wanna put a green house up sooner or later.
Pretty good ^^
How goes it?
not really and i love it
just gonna play more games and wait till the end of times
what you think of this guy?
kinda tired but overall fine
just had some coffe so i think im fine
hey man, didnt see you today
had a fun day?
oh sucks, did you though?
going to the fair later?
good to hear
any plans for the weekend?
I'm great senpai!
Not much, anything up with you?
Don't worry, I will
Can't wait to start classes, mainly my intro to Biomed
I don't think mines gotten a bird, tons of rodents and bunnies though
G A R D Y
How is the little one?
Fuck me then. I have been looking in all the wrong places
thats ok. maybe when you run out of things to do
yeah and im not sure. right now i dont think so
mine loves to get these little rodent things that dig in your yard. like a praire dog but smaller and bigger teeth
Hiya Franny boy! What's up?
tomoko, how have you been?
To be honest quite shit.
Grandmother doesn't want to live anymore
Friend had a heart attack again, fearing for her life
and today I got fired from my job since it's vacation time and they don't make enough profit to sustain an extra Person like me.
>But I got fired AFTER the commercial trainee even though I only work on saturday
>and I even get a good recommendation out of it for my future job hunt
At least I don't have to get up at 3:30 am on saturday anymore and I'm not yet independent so me loosing my job isn't SO bad...
My whole life feels like some fucking drama right now, even complete with me taking anti depressants
Life couldn't be better. I was working today, so that's why you didn't see me.
A lot of fun times ahead
Danke, werd ich haben.
Die Laufbahn änder ich vielleicht etwas ab, ja? Politiker hört sich nichtmal... doch eigentlich hört es sich geschissen an. Noch dazu gibts keine ordentliche Partei
I do like acoustic.
What ya up to?
Ah, nice. I'm going to go watch Nebraska vs. Fresno State. I'm a huge Nebraska fan.
I like deeper undertones, just doesn't seem fit for punk.
Oh, Gambino. I haven't listened to 'Because The Internet' in like a year. He's pretty okay I guess.
Because The Internet featured some really sweet production. I adore this track.
Probably starting to write Job applications again. Nothing else. Feet hurt but eh, I had worse.
Gonna go to a party hosted by some work friends
>Boss is gonna be there
>Good ol fashioned Brownie Points
K is good, she's having fun playing some more Chronicles Of The Sword
>Fuckin Soul Calibur 3, good shit.
True, maybe some day
>I'll just randomly throw up a picket fence.
Shiet. Sounds pretty fucked
>I can understand the grandma thing
My grandma was the same.
But yeah sounds like some tough shits goin on.
Nice, I'm kinda a Boise State fan, outside of that I only follow the World Cup soccer.
im going. yourself?
i think chainlink ones are pretty cheap
why not feeling bad?
or is anything else up?
thats nice, whats your job?
glad you like it, i always thought he was pretty decent myself. yea i agree the beats on his songs are great
this is one of the better one's of the album for sure
i also like it he played in community
gonna make them space brownies?
Dutchies have some sweet recipies
Not much, played some DnD
I'll give it a listen soon
One day will she beat you?
yeah just a bit
i dont know. they are hairy and i dont think moles hair.
Right now I'm batching band of brothers with Shino in stream. It's really fun!
Oh really? Were you DM?
It still seems to miss some kind of impact. I feel relatively okay besides crying yesterday. I wonder if that's because of the anti depressants?
But for some reason it feels more like someone is telling me all this instead of it happening to me.
Could also be because friend lives 1000 miles away in germany. But I still know her for more than 10 years
I was working in retail at a grocery store. Making sure to bake bread and shit and cutting sausages for customers while keeping the workplace clean.
Well, was, now I'm gonna start writing applications again.
Please let the fucking recommendation make this shit a bit easier.
Benji is a beautiful album. A personal favorite of mine. I believe I recommended it to you sometime ago.
Community was a good show.
Boise State's a nice program.
That sounds nice but time consuming
Trips confirms, you'll be fine
I'm just kinda chilling with part of my group
>Dutchies have some pretty good recipes
No they do
Nah, a player
A chuuni minotaur fighter
Oh shit man, hope things get better
You may have, not sure
I probably also have recommended Jeffery Lewis several times
You try to beat up the one chick yet?
Stopping in to say hi and bye.
Nope. Unless you count sharing a song as a recommendation.
You've recommended Paul Baribaue, Jeff Rosenstock, ghost Mice, and Pat the Bunny
huh could be. either way she leaves the head on the porch
You can't feel the ups of life if there are no downs.
My downs just like to make a new record every time. Although I think this is gonna be hard to beat.
True, but I just don't like them cause they look a bit creepy imo
>Like some fuckin hillbilly ass apocalypse prepper
Aw yiss. Its gonna be great.
Maybe some day, but when that day comes it will be epic.
>Also my cat has fallen in love with her.
>She sleeps in her bed and everything.
I think its probably like that, I mean for me I don't get effected a lot by sad stuff, mostly because I'm good at rationalizing and stuff.
Its a good school too, I went there last year for some additional training
>Mfw every year I gotta take tests to see if I'm still competent for my job, and if not I get training.
Its been a bit time consuming, but the planter boxes were easy to build.
In my defence. I didn't chose the retard life it forced me into it
Have any of your "luck?" :^)
Batching? What's that?
I see. Good luck on whatever you're supposed to do right now.
Have you listened to them?
We never find what she does with them, probably eats them whole
Any good ups recently?
I mean aside for talking with me
Nothing to bad, haven't had a combat or much dice rolling
i think the regular ones you see everywhere are nice. mine is made of squares and looks weird.
i dont know. you said it in your post
yeah thats what i think mine does. besides the head
oh thats sounds pretty fun
what are you looking for now?
it was amazing
great now lets hope they help me with this damn league match
i forgot they were legal now
The less dice rolling, the better.
Oh, I feel stupid. It was a typo for watching. My bad.
I prefer The Office (US Version) myself.
You probably should
Oh yeah, it's legal there isn't it?
Less room for fucking up everything
Makes sense. Maybe I did rationalize it a lot?
Good thing about loosing job are: Time, I lost it before I moved out, so that's very good since I don't need the money per se. Now more money is just nice but not neccessary.
Reason: I didn't loose my job because I was bad at it, but because we just had to many people and didn't make enough money in a time where no money is made. Means I get a good recommendation.
Time again: I don't have to get up at 3 fucking am on a saturday anymore.
Bad things: Less money
I also have to find another job while in my resume I am still living at the arse of the world
So it's not all bad.
Talking with people is really the only thing that are my ups now. And soon going to move out.
It really isn't fun at all. I'm probably writing at several retail stores again. First of all trying to get in some vidya retail stores since I don't have some rules alas "this turns bad at this date so you need to get it out"
We'll see, whatever happens happens. I mean it was pure luck that I got my recent job. I'm not really picky as long as it doesn't involve promoting
At least there's that
You forces yourself into it
I don't league anyways
yea that was pretty great but when uh micheal scott left
it got meh
it has always been
what we are known for
I've still got about 40 albums I need to listen too, I don't really want to add more.
Definitely. But it's gold before that.
>But am jealous
>My cat still sits with me in my chair sometimes
I might do what my neighbor did and make a country style log fence and put chain link in between the log bits.
Not in this state
>Not really though
>Gonna make some cupcakes and that'll get me some brownie pointz
Yeah, just gotta look at the bright side yo.
Yeah, a lotta stuff is pretty easy to build with time and a bit of effort
Plus I know some construction dudes who could help me build the greenhouse.
Yeah, moving out will be fun for you!
Just beat the shit out of her
I guess that is another reason to visit you
Exactly. Anyway, what are you up to now?
As long as I'm not loosing the next job, I'm sure it will be.
just how the day is going
im just giving you a hard time
that sounds weird
kek, I don't know how I spelled "batching."
In a few minutes I think I'm gonna play some Siege, but first, youtube videos
Its a bit weird but from a distance it looks cool cause you can't see the chain bits.
Oh shit, that is a lot
I'm sure your cat still likes you!
And you didn't really like that job much anyway, apply to a vidya game store!
I think you mean bored.
Siege is a lot of fun. Are you building a moveable Auschwitz?
Nah, I did like it a lot. Just not my dream job. But yeah, I'm gonna do just that now
You should feel honored, you'll get to be in my Steam list.
Why are you rejecting this opportunity.
it happens like your pic
huh sounds like a lot of work
>I'm taking antidepressants
>I ended up crying
"bored, sure ya.
Ugh, you added me on my steam, right?
Thanks, can't wait to speak with you.
oh, it sounded kinda cool. i hated retail as well but i only put the products in the stands
vydia stores always seem nice i wanna work in one as well good luck with it
yea it was the best comedy imo
oh okay well still sweet as fuck
tbh never had them
kinda staying away from that stuff
dont wanna become shino
wanna talk about it?
or just play something?
Of course she does!
>She just likes K more because K is more accessible when she plays games, I shift around a lot more.
Oh, no I'm talkin about Rainbow Six Siege.
>But I did build a swastika with flamethrowers on it in Besieged.
>It also rotated
I bought Valkyrie recently in RSS and she's a lot of fun to play, her cameras are super tactical and you can put them anywhere.
>Plus she has a spas-12 and its OP as shit.
Its not too hard, you just gotta thread the wire and stuff through the wood
>Its pretty rad.
thanks. And nah, retail was actually really funny
>some arab walks in store
>looks like he could scream allahu akbar any second
>I thank my colleauge for something
>NO PROBLEM! screams the arab
Had a lot of fun there, lemme tell you
Oh, that also sounds like a fun game. Although I believe it got out a lot worse than actually planned?
I'm currently in a car on a road trip. Here is a picture of my kitty.
Not like I'd use it too often anyway.
I just like having random contacts.
Or you could be like Anomaly, and talk frequently if you feel like doing so.
Yeah. Its gonna be great. :>
Nah its REALLY fun to play
>The servers are just Ubisoft quality.
Hoping you get it!
You always could
Never have either
okay thats fine
hit me up when you are down for anything
im always down you know how i roll
hahah yea it could be fun
wasnt really for me because of work pressure
was pretty much a nazi regime
you a good baker?
Yeah, yeah, I just hope you added me on my right account.
Are we talking right now?
And, I don't think I should feel honored
We're both from the same gen.
u listening to anything good?
>Cat is still cute tho
I'm pretty good at makin baked goods
>K likes helping too, so its all the more fun.
Oh yeah, the Ubisoft effect
>Graphics get an immense downgrade from E3 trailer
>so does gameplay sometimes
As long as you have fun, it is good though.
Hope so too. But oh well, I'm not writing anything today.
Work pressure is always a problem. Friend of mine says the whole world is some kind of performance society.
Don't work well, you're bad.
Don't work enough, you're bad.
Tell people they work too much, you're lazy and bad.
Thus we effectively create more work for the individual and when you cannot perform it, you're lazy, bad or just not good enough.
Pretty sure it's you, simply because Homu told me so.
Who else would know about you more than him?
You can still feel honored, just to make me feel better.
yea i loved baking with my big sis as well
she teached me a lot, got me some good status as a chef
yea i completely agree with this
i think this is just going to keep going on, more and more work pressure untill people are getting burn outs at the age of 30 and the whole world collapses
might be a bit dramatic but you see what i mean i hope
i mean i drink a lot
but drugs always seem a bit too far for me
uh sorry for not reacting
i won though, so ty trips
what games do you usually play?
Not at the moment
Mother Mother is pretty good, I has listening to them earlier
I miss my dog. College and what not
I do have some hermit crabs, but they are shy little guys
You said the grocery store would give a good recommendation?
Just kill her! Grab a gun
Hopefully that means you'll stop denying your true identity.
i really like problems
though i wont say all their songs are good
Yeah, I think so too.
I mean I was alone half the day, my job was
>Baking if need arises
>Seeling stuff including 40 different kind of sausages, sweets, pastry and cheese
>clean the whole place
>write the whole pastries off at the end of the day
Oh yeah, be done with it when the store closes at 6 pm too
Very likely. Customers and employes alike enjoyed my company and I worked good and diligent.
I hope, but doubt that a good recommendation will change the difficulty of my job hunt.
yea retail is pretty hard job and the pay is ehh
they had me on a one minute schedule
i had one minute per box and a whole car was about 90 min. every min over was a strike and 10 strikes you are fired
and then they didnt even count customer interactions or other shit that could happen
im glad i left
Just don't go to crazy
I don't really drink myself, but I am underage for America
Wrecking ball is pretty good
The job market really bad out there?
am i being crazy?
it might be, doing a lot at once
i may be going on overdrive
>thread is sleeping again
yea, i also love tally hall
mother mother reminds me of them for some reason
Oh, holy shit, that sounds horrible. My job seems small against that. It's really good you left then.
Friend of mine has higher qualifications than me. Wrote applications for a year. Also has "women in business" bonus.
Only reason why she got to the job interview was because the interviewer lives in the same town as she did.
Anyway, I'm going to bed now waifu.
Sleep well and see you later
Interviewer war weiblich... vielleicht lesbisch? Naja, egal, ich geh ins bett
Gute Nacht und penn gut
Fuckin... wake up early to cook everyone eggs and theres no eggs. Shop doesnt open till 8am and its nearly 7pm. Well then.
>Ubishit is fantastic
Baking is fun ^^
>Good way to teach kids n stuff
Yeah, I remember when I left for college, my dog was sad, my old cat was pissed.
Sorry for the late reply. I had my internet go poof.
heh, odd way to put it.
i've seen his stuff, and been reccomended it but never got round to checking it out.
>add's to "to explore" list
they sound a bit like sex pistols, is that just me?
>My parents brought my cat and all she did was give me a dirty look and lick me.
My cat that I have now has resting bitch face, but she's still cute!
Jeff Rosenstock? I don't hear it.
Rosenstock is much mellower than the sex pistols
Pepper just seems silly and happy all the time
love making myself some apple pie
oh i see
not overwatch? since its pretty similar to tf
>last pick get