what do you think they smell like, you perv? kek. how goes it, bruv?
what do you think heaven smells like, exactly? or do you think it's the kind thing where you smell whatever makes you happy?
good, just cleaning my room
how'd you sleep?
You smell what makes you happy.
Pretty ok. Not too long tho.
And you? Probably pretty good with the taste of peaches on your lips, kek.
i slept good, but i had a crazy nightmare thanks to yours and last night when people kept bringing up the fact that jodelle was in silent hill. i played those game and it stuck with me. it was nuts.
you know it, bruv :) that's why i'm cleaning my room atm, gonna be having a visitor in a few hours when she gets back from some group counseling she's in
Oh sorry to hear that.
Oh cool. Then you get even more peaches. :p
it's cool. i was up for a few minutes but then trailed back to sleep. i was in a hallway when everything went silent hill; the siren in the air, the walls decaying, a fog grooving up slowly. some gremlin-like creature appeared and chased me into a room that i had to barricade with a pole. after a while the demon stopped trying to get left and departed. i sighed and wiped my sweat. that's when i noticed the icebox in the middle of the room...
unless she changes lip gloss. i like the way her saliva tastes regardless.
pretty the same thing that happened to you did to me. the noises and such. i crept closer when suddenly the light bulb in the room starting flicking on and off. the noises got louder and louder until i was right in front of it. the handle was bloodstained. i touched it and the noises stopped. i pressed in the handle and was about to open it when suddenly the demon was on the other side of the door, roaring and trying to tackle its way inside. the door cracked and wasn't gonna last much longer...
Oh dam. What happend next?
Exactly. And a great body
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ha, my sister just came into my room and asked me what i was doing. cleaning. "but you never clean your room." "so?" she raised an eyebrow. "something is afoot here. are you trying to get mom to get me to clean my room because you're cleaning yours? that ain't happening." "shut up." "no, you shut up." "no, you shut up. "no. you shut up." i sighed, "what do you want?" "why do you think i want something? i was just curious to see why you're cleaning up is all." "no reason." she crossed her arms. "i don't believe you." she looked around. "so anyway, can i borrow 20 bucks?"
Hahaha. Did she get the money? :p
i turned back to the icebox and opened it. inside was a hacked up pale body. arms and legs cut off. a torso., but no head. my eyes went wide when suddenly the light bulb exploded, darkness falling on everything. a hole was punched through the door, shedding some light. i ran to the corner of the room, hiding behind an overturned rusty hospital bed. the demon smashed the door into pieces, ran in on all fours but then stopped in its track once it saw the icebox. it walked over to it and examined the contents. i put my hand over my mouth to stop from making noise. i heard the sound of chomping. i stuck my head out and saw the demon eating the body inside, tearing into flesh, teeth shattering apart bones. it groaned and went about loudly devouring it...
(sighs) yeah. kek. but i told her she owes me one
Kek. Probably wouldn't say no either.
kek. you have any siblings btw?
you gonna be here long? i need to step out for a few to get some things, air fresheners and such, cause i wont have a chance later.
What would you do to Taylor Swift?
Only a little half brother.
Yeah it's 8pm. Plenty of time.
Not the pic but she has shit tits
I had a dream a while back she was at my parents house and her and i we're getting in my dad's car she was driving and didn't seem happy, coming out of the house behind us was max and billy thunderman they were getting in my car and billy was saying things like "the definition of comfort and style" and as we were pulling out of the garage, the garage door behind them closed as they were backing out and we stopped to help and the door was kinda fucked up so i for some reason referred to my dad as Andy dufrain to get him to help while he was cutting down a tree in our yard wearing a dress, my grandpa who passed a few years ago was standing there and he was laughing really hard then stopped and said "ooh, that was harsh" then continued laughing..then i woke up.
Kek. He can teach it himself.