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4 decides what I say next...
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Self fulfilling prophecy
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Dicks out for our Lord and Savior Harambe
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kek
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Here's the pic if anyone else wants to try
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c'mon need more rolls
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>>702382581
Rerolling for Harambe
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Roll a 4 tell me what to say
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Send them this pic
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>>702383402
roll
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>>702383338
Eat my tits
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>>702383338
My dick is big
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"Dicks out for Harambe xD !"
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Cheeki breeki
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>>702383338
My sister didn't think so when she took the picture
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>>702383338
You're*
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>>702383402
roll
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>>702383905
reroll
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>>702383932
Roll
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>>702383932
tell her you have herpes
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>>702383924
Got em
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>>702383932
Not a 4, but sent anyway
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>>702383338
Your dick is very small.
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>>702383338
This is why I hate women. They can't tell the difference between a flaccid and erect dick. Also, so what if someone has a small dick. At least they don't have a small brain
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>>702383932
roll
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>>702383402
Rolling
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>>702383936
Roll
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>>702384178
Roll
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>>702383402
Someone please send this to his friends I have cell numbers and all
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>>702384560
Roll
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>>702384178
>small dick memes on facebook
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>>702384560
Kek rolling
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>>702384560
Rick rolling
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>>702384085
Fuck
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>>702384560
We got this
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>>702384560
Lol
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>>702385034
Winner
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The fish just aren't biting today. Anyone else got Fb links they want me to send to?
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>>702385163
The one you had? Did she block you?
If not, then lets scream abuse at her.
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>>702385300
She hasn't responded to the sister thing yet. And about 6 others I've tried haven't responded yet either
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>>702385163
Send this to His friends
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>>702385439
Start your own thread man
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New one
3 decides
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U may report me, but can't deport. MY LOVE xD !
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>>702385651
Eat my tits
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>>702385651
Report away.
If you get a restraining order I promise to frame it and put it on my bedroom wall.
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>>702385876
roll
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Im yor bananarama goin to bananarama yor world biyeatch
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>>702385720
roll
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I'm gonna report you too. To the too damn sexy police.
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I just wanna taste your juicy juicy tang
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>>702385651
So we fuckin' or not?
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Who you gonna report me to? The Too Damn Sexy Police?
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>>702384178
roll
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Fuck you and your single numbers OP!
If 3 >>702386067
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'nother new one. 5 decides. Sending more pics is an option too
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>>702386150
rolling
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>>702385651
You know you love it baby
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>>702386332
den this.
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niggers tongue my anus
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>>702386332
He Jelly?
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send her loli porn
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>>702386332
I don't mind. I'm up for tag-teaming, baby ;)
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eat my hairy ass
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My stone wall its on dog gaze duct taped to the ceiling
Stucco cave make me illi okay okay feel me
I'm in an eight high abandoned building
No daylight one midnight lamp lit twenty-four seven
Murdered out windows two exits
Street or nosedive to the next life in seconds
And suicide aint my stallion
So I'm surrounded
Geiger count it not goin out shit's bout ta get kamikaze
Fuck a nazi
When the world comes knocking
Fuck the world fuck this body
Know it won't be long be now
Feel my nerves wet my brow
Mood in my tomb red moon heavy
Sling jaw shot out the window and yell
Come up and get me
I'm epiphanic amnesia
I'm in Jimmy Page's castle
I'm off the planet
Echo astral
Vinyl lasso
The Sacto asshole
I'm not down for anything
Fuck around and say anything
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>>702386406
What the fuck is this?
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>>702386785
i won. fucking send it
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>>702386332
After one round with me you'll forget all about that beta male
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What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
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>>702386833
Probly the blanket
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>>702386580
Roll 6
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>>702385651
I will eat your lever
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>>702386785
>>702386332
Lets fucking see it
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>>702387009
Oh, he's deaf? Sorry for that, you can still have my cock.
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>>702387131
reroll
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>>702387009
you wanna see more babygirl
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>>702387131
roll
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>>702387008
I don't think that's a blanket mang. Looks like skin
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New
Roll 9
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>>702387009
Can I see it?
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>>702387131
roll
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>>702387009
Send closeup pic of dick
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>>702387181
what more is there to fucking see
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>>702386833
>checked
looks like blanket, i guess.
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>>702387240
>feminism intesifies
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>>702387240
shut the fuck up and tongue my anus
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>>702387009
Haha, I don't believe you. You have a dick pic?
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>>702387240
send pic of ass and ask if its better
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>>702387240
Yeah they are. My mom was the one who took the pic.
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>>702386833
a blanket jesus christ
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>>702387240
she's right though
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Finally a response
Roll 7
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>>702387240
Yes, its attractive, and my parents are proud, actually! I will grow up for you though, baby ;)
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>>702387339
kekd
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>>702387339
WIN
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show me your boyfriends dick
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>>702387339
winrar>>702387240
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>>702387339
>>702387399
>>702387419
three in a row
>>702387240
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>>702387407
You're* Are your parents proud of you pathetic grammar?
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>>702387240

honey, you've got a mouth only a rapist could love.
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>>702387407
>insessed
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>>702387534
reroll
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>>702387407
*You're
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>>702387407
Your vagina is probably looser than rubber bands, fuck out of here, bitch
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>>702387339
oh yeah
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>>702387661
REROLL
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>>702387661
roll lol
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>>702387661
roll
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>>702387661
rolling
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Keep rolling 9
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>>702387407
imma do a cock tribute to your profile pic
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>>702387962
I can go on your mouth
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>>702387962
Why don't you go on my dick
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>>702386332
Shit! Meant to send this to him
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>>702387407

>insessed

god dammit
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>>702387407
Oh my god, dat speling. Youve been droped on the head as a child muitiple times havent you? well fuck off bitch i wanted a smart caring woman anyways. you aint shit hoe
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>>702388039
Winrar
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>>702388039
nice
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>>702387962
i've been to rehab. you should try it too since you obviously need it.
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>>702388111
So many gets in this thread and singles are like rocking horse shit?
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>>702388111
roll
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>>702388022
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>>702387962
Sometimes I like to paint my balls yellow and pretend there's a tiny dog with a funny nose living in my pants.
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>>702388630
mmm, nuggets.
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>>702386332

say: "does your bf own you? you cant look at hot bods?"
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Come on OP!
You might as well have asked us to roll quads with your delivery speed.
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roll 3
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>>702388912
Fancy a cheeks nandos later?
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>>702388912
JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN
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>>702388912
so you like to be called a whore huh?
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>>702389028
*Cheeky
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heh this is pretty funny, what game are you playing b?
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>>702388912

want to rub mustard all over my ass?
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>>702388912

if he really is that big ... you know I kind dig that ... how bout some threesome fun, I always wanted to be fucked by a real man.
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>>702388912
reroll
>>702388630
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>>702388912
that emoji is the face you'll be making when i cram my cock in your asshole.
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>>702388912
Am I the only one who gets pissed off over people who use that fucking emoji like seven times in a row? It's as fucking cancerous as that 100 and lit and all that other shit. People are fucking retarded and my jimmies are rustled
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>>702389122
kek
reroll
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>>702389033
>>702389133
Whoa
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>>702389083
Fail.
Get the fuck out of here.
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>>702388912
Link the thread
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Sent this
Bruno Mars is gay is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago. Even it has happened in 2012, but some of the public still curious about what is exactly happening and to be the reason there is a rumor comes out about his gay. At that time he became the massive social networking rumor. The public, especially his fans are shocked. He just came out with his bad rumor which is spread massively. This time is not about his music career, but his bad rumor. The rumor is out of standardize of hoax, according the last reported this singer revealed himself as homosexual. Do you still believe or not, this rumor is really much talked by people even in a person of his fans.
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>>702389343
dafuq?
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>>702389294
stupid dog
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>>702389244
Duds confirms the dubs.
So many wasted gets though, this thread would be no slower if we were rolling for dubs.
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>>702389294
Falling for the obvious bait like a newfag
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>>702389202
only wannabe thugs use them (except the laughing face, thats for pussies)
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I bet your baggy pussy stinks of fish *sniff sniff*
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>>702382414
you got any ranch dressing? got some chicken tenders over here if interested...
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>>702389560
Not sure I fell for it.
Just wanted to make a song and dance out of the fact he/you is a fail troll.
With OP's delivery speed, I haven't got much better to do than feed the trolls.
You wouldn't call fuck out of an old man in the park feeding the ducks would you?
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How big is your dick?
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Nobody is responding. I will try some new ones
Give me fb links if you have any you want me to try
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>>702390212
At the risk of sounding like a fag, why don't you try sending it to a fag OP?
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Send the pic then say you gonna get battlefield 1?
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>>702390355
Dont know any
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>>702390427
Bullshit!
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>>702390369
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>>702390427
If you don't think you know any fags, chances are....
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The twelve year Olds in my neighborhood call me the candyman cuz my dick so sweet!
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>>702390212
chick gets pissed super easy should be funny
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>>702390776
gogogo
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>>702390636
hahaha dude that is like the shittiest random thing ever
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>>702390769
Winrar
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>>702390636
Kek
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>>702390776
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>>702390769
Rr
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>>702391126
op is best op
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>>702391323
Brown nose.
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>>702382414
Oops, I was meant to send this to my sister.
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dumb ass nigga bitch ima rape you and kill your nigger face
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Anyone else have anyone they want me to send to?
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Any updates?
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>>702391804
Nope. Nobody responds to me :(
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Give me more fb links to send to
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>>702391884
Just add random names?
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>>702392071
fb/anneli.kiris
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Roll 2
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>>702392093
Thats pretty much what I already do
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Ass for ass?
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>>702392296
Lolwut?
Roll 2
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>>702392419
Pretty good, just waiting to get fucked in the ass. You?
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Say your day has been a bit stiff.
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Can I borrow your dildo?
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>>702392209
Sent
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>>702392482
Winn
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>>702392419
im good now, you want more?
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>>702392482
Sent
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>>702384178
Kek
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>>702382912
Thats a tiny dick kek
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I've been doing some dick ups
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>>702392419
it's been long and hard
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>>702392482
Roll another 2
Tell me what to say when I send my next nude to her
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Sum1 link me 2 sum friends so i can send them naked pics of me
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>>702392809
this
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>>702392809
fucking this
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>>702392850
from Colorado... do you like it ?
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>>702392850
Do you like muslims?
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BigDick, New York
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>>702392809
Send it with another nude
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>>702392296
she just straight lol'd kek
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>>702392850
Work starts in an hour.
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>>702392850
From Arizona, my parents were murdered by illegal immigrants
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>>702393114
can i get something in return? :)
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>>702393114
Wanna make a movie? I pay well. :)
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>>702392850
>A bit stiff

oh man

this bitch is actually into the dude in that pic. gotta make this next one brilliant.
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>>702392869
fb/kalee.swerve
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I think she's fake...
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WOW WHAT A NICE CRINGE THREAD
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>>702393241
She just asked if I want to video chat. fake
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>>702393241
>hell ya bb what's ur snapchat?

to see if she's real
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I've never seen tits before!
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>>702393286
Kek
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>>702393306

what how we she be fake if she wants to video chat
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/b/ i didnt watch game of thrones is it worth?
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>>702393306
Stream your screen and provide links
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>>702393241
>OP gets laid
we all lose
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>>702393403
MODS!
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>>702393150
dfak dud u drinking weed or msht ?
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>>702393403
This
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I was in a previous thread of yours, did you get a response from Joanne Millard?
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>>702393403

>okay cool just go to this site and sign up!
>registration is free so don't worry
>sign up and you can see anything u want ;)
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>>702384178

Roll
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>>702393644
Wut?
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>>702393690
Nope
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>>702393701
>Naw hoe facetime me
then you can see her
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Ok sum1 tell me who to try toget wins from
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>>702393241
ask for pics in exchange
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>>702393867
fb/anneli.kiris

she a good one
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>>702393409
yeh
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>>702394216
Installing messenger
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>>702393403
thats how they get you
and then youll find your kids raped
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>>702394603
someone photoshop it to a bigger dick
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>>702393114
JAJAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
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>>702394691
call the po po
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>>702383402
Send this pic to Hania Kędzior
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>>702394733
Ha, nah son this is good
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>>702394603
Send this one to >>702383338
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Fucking womans. They are just sexual animals.

Put this pic and look their comments.
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>>702395120
Didnt respond, new biatc
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>>702394842
Sent
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/debbie.smits.1

try her
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/sorina.popa.73

try her she sent nudes before
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/profile.php?id=100004659586131&__nodl
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>>702396071
kek
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I don't get it, whos the dude in the picture?
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>>702384139
>They can't tell the difference between a flaccid and erect dick
>This is why I hate women
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>>702397018
It's OP.
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>>702396071
gold
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>>702392755
It's not even hard you dingus
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>>702397646
It's clearly semi, so it's reached 95% of it's max length.
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Bretty funny tread

Say, I gotta be milked like a cow can you be my farm girl?
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>>702398022
rolling for this
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bump
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Bumping
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more my nigga
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>>702392419
Good, do you like FPS games?

>First Person Sucking
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this thread is so good XD
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>>702400200
reroll
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>>702393241
rolling for>>702400200
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Did you ever continue the conversation with her?
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>>702401049
Yes Larry, pretty funny story.
We got to talking about you, as soon as I mentioned 4chan your name came up.
It was pretty kek.
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