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So I have gotten a lot of positive feedback here on this new style of eating.

It's called footballing. Those of you new to the style, welcome.

Foodballing is the art of combining various foods at one sitting into balls.

You gently remove ball from to enjoy when meal is done.

If you need some tips let me know and I am working on a how to guide for future threads

>pic related. It's sausage, egg, biscuit hashbrown and pancake mixture.

That is considered advanced leveled. Start with two to three first timers.
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>>702368637
>You gently remove ball from to enjoy when meal is done.
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>>702368637
Bump

With a beginner level sample, cereal..suck out absorbed milk, chewe and roll into balls, suck out saliva moisture and place back in bowl.

It will reabsorbe the milk and have a wonderful texture as a treat.
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>>702368945
Forgot picture
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NIGGA WTF
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Dude.
I mean FUCK DUDE
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>>702368637
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Posting in this epic thread
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someone fucking screencap this
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>>702368945
please tell me you have more pics
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What's the point?
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how do i kill myself
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>>702370032
just watch this thread
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>>702369782
The point from to enjoy when meal is done.
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>>702370138
epic
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Oh fucking hell no. That's more repulsive htan my grandma's heel shavings.
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>>702370138
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>>702369664
Yes I do bread sticks , pizza and chicken poppers
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>>702368637
This is too good
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this is what /b/ was made for but I dont understand whats going on..
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Retarded forced nonsense. Newfags these days want to be part of epic threads so bad that they'll freak out about anything.
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>>702370281
fuck, i don't know what to say
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>>702368637
>>702368945
>>702370138
Your English is as horrible as your eating habits.
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epicc xDD I can to speak bad as well
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>>702370387
This.
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>>702369782
The point is texture and a true eating experience.

I've just recently started documenting my style and it's growing and spreading.

I am sure you will see others posting theirs soon. I left instructions last week to snap and share their technique
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Oh I get it.
You chew all the stuff, spit it out and roll into balls.
It's like regurgitating.
Nice.
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This is fucking great. We have to get "Footballing" trending on twitter. Pass it off as some healthy digestion alternative that prevents colon cancer.
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>This thread
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>>702370661
No we don't. Fuck off with your randumb forced maymays.

>picc related, its pants but its also a face :^^)
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Gross.

wtf bro. You definitely can't into women doing that shit in front of them.

You must be poor as fuck, homie.
I feel for your struggles but damn son..
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>>702370281
Dude do you fucking chew it up, spit it out then roll it into balls? I'm fucking laughing and projectile vomiting here.

I can never enjoy meatballs again
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>>702370639
Not really regurgitation, it's more like another level of food enjoyment.

Now I don't want to over sell it but it's almost sensual. Really surprised no one has taken a picture of their style of eating.
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>>702370771
great meme mate XDD
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>>702370815
Because that's not how homosapiens eat?
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>>702370815
Put food in mouth, chew, swallow. It's that fucking easy you retarded mong. Is there anything your parents didn't fail at?
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>>702368637
>You gently remove ball from to enjoy
i'll have to remember this. has anyone ever gone so far as to......
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I do regret the typos , I am on my phone and auto correct isn't ready for these ground breaking words. Also kids swinging at phone.

I will make am mends with my favorite foodballing picture.

The number 2 . I can do this one while driving.
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>>702370661
>>702370771
Something better will come along in December watch. Something that specifically targets moms and then they'll tell their friends and it will spread like wildfire. Moms make the worst bait turn into something legendary and all the normies believe it.
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>>702368637
the fuck?
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So is it customary to trade foodballs with other people at the table once you've made them?
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>>702371156
this nigga srs
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>>702371205
Why December, anon?
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>suck out saliva moisture
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jesus fuck

we need a screencap of this now
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>>702371205
What else can you expect from cumdumpsters but worthless shit.
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>>702371290
No it is a private matter. I feel like you guys can't even think outside the box, go ahead and eat how someone else told you too, but you'll never know the flavors that are released from foodballing.
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>>702371387
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>>702371501
Low quality screen cap. We need a master to compile this.
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>>702369607
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>>702370387
this site went to shit almost a decade ago,but all the replies scrape the bottom of the barrel
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>>702371437
If only someone would invent chewing food...oh wait they have you're just an idiot.
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>>702371437

Jesus man, take it easy, I was just trying to keep an open mind about your new way of eating and wanted to introduce it to my family. I rarely eat alone and wanted to know the proper way to do this as part of a family style meal.
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>>702369607
Send it /Ck/
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>>702368637
People don't think it be like it is, but it do.
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>>702371673
I'm worried my wife wouldn't approve. It's new and new things scare the illinformed. But you ..or even I could accidentally leave a foodball out for her to find and judge her reaction.

I have to see what she thinks...if she would even eat it.
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>>702371951
i hope your wife realizes how fucking weird you are and divorces you
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>>702371951
This nigga big secret he too dumb to eat normal. Big genius snowflake mofucka.
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>>702371372
Its either a low point in peoples lives because the holidays depress them or its their favorite time because the holidays make them happy. So people have a lot of feelings in the month. Moms amongst others have the most feelings and tend to hype things up.

We will all come together and think of something great to throw at people during that month that will either make their month better or worse depending on how you look at it. Its coming. It will be better than this foodballing monstrosity.
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>>702372220
Looking forward to it
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>>702371951
All your pictures are so high res its ridiculous!
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>>702370661
>prevents colon cancer.
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>>702371951
There's thinking outside the box and then there's shit like this.

What point does it serve to partially digest your food, spit it out, roll it into balls and re-eat it? Are you a fucking canary or a pigeon or some shit?
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>>702368637
Could you not just use a blender?
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>>702371951

Ok... I'll leave a foodball out for your wife. Just give me your address and I'll put one in the fridge.
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>>702371156
You do this in public
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>>702371586
Take it off incognito you pussy
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>>702372776
>implying incognito does anything significant
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>>702372953
>Then why the fuck have it on in the first place
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>>702373165
Forgot pic
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>>702368637
This some advanced level autism right here
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>>702373165

>cos he doesn't want mom taking his phone of him and checking his history
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This idea has been around for ages. We used to roll our salami sandwiches into balls in elementary school. We'd stick a pop sickle stick in them and eat them like a corn dog on the playground.
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>>702373165
>Useless gimmicky features m7
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>>702373396
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>>702372292
That made me laugh.

But seriously if there are footballers lurking, we can meet up another time...to many nay sayers.
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>>702368637
There's an autistic boy who comes in to the DQ I work at every weekend with his care worker. He does this with his food. I thought it was weird as fuck. He also dunks his little burger and fry balls in a cup of water before he eats them.
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>>702373630
They're good photographs though. Compositionally well setup
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>>702373812
That's gross, I do dunk them into chick Fila sauce. But I find it to be overkill, ha even an autistic boy can do it and these guys are acting so above it.
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>>702368637
When I was about 10 yrs old I would do this at school, it tasted best with tiny teddies (biscuits) I'd chew them then take it back out of my mouth and eat it chewed. Then I got a bit older and realised it was gross.. did taste better though.
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>>702370281
what
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>>702373961
I think autistic people are really really good at footballing honestly
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>>702368637
why
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>>702368637

As a psychologist major,
Your projecting a lust for cock.
You're gayness is an appropriate amazing
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I understand that he's chewing the food to blend the flavors, I got that much ya. But spitting it out and then rolling it does fuck all except make it slimy and just fucking bile to look at. Like.. You have pizza, Pizza looks good enough to eat yes? But then you chew it up and spit it out to roll it.. It looks like a vomit riceball my dude. That looks better than pizza to you?
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>>702374724
TLDR
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>>702368637
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>>702374769

jij, 69
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>>702371320
>>702374354

Read the fucking thread
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>>702374769
Alright simple version. He chews pizza to eat a form of vomit later.
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>>702374724
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>>702373396
If did not chew first texture is not right.

Next time gently remove ball from to enjoy.
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Sadly, this is one of the best threads I've seen on this shit site for years.
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Anyone archive this shit?
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A big breakfast from McDonald's ... Considered a new style of eating . Fake and gay op kill your self asap
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>>702370281
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>>702370773
Fuck off you wanna be nigger
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>>702368637
Do you have any foodball revives for this?
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57c3a5e14d7be
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>>702370661
Fucking this.
Actually the point is to achieve aforementioned
>true eating experience
to feel the taste really deep.
Should also trending sharing your foodballs with your friends at social gatherings.
Or take it to americunt level, serve foodballs deep fried with sugar coating.
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roasting in an epic breadroll.
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>>702376472
American here that does sound good deep fried
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Try it for the texture just once and you will believe. Just wait it will catch on
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>>702376365
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>>702368879
Something about balls in his mouth...idn
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Damn unless this is a well planned joke I am happy to say shit like this is why I still check 4chan. This guy must be one of those weird ones. I gave it a chance with the first pic but the inner autism slowly showed more and more with each pic now I can't wait to see this in future best of /b threads...Bravo OP bravo....
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bumproll
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1) Nobody does this or will ever do and you're lying when you say "it was well received", "it has been trending", etc..

2) you are chewing food and spitting it, thats not a better experience of eating or better texture, you are just forcing yourself to stop eating something that is starting to taste good so you can roll it in a ball, you fucking degenerate freak
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>>702374724
You summed it up slimy spit balls instead of regular ready perfected unhealthy goodness...fuck man he thinks he's got a good idea here? Pizza is fine the way it is even shitty pizza is good but somehow this asshole found a way to mess it up
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You know who does this sort of stuff, psycopaths, they also only eat one cookie or one orea, or two bites of ice-cream, they just have their pleasure pathway in the brain screwed up. You are like them and you deserve to be locked up for life
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>>702377961

I just tried it. Tastes good man.
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>>702370281
Fuck tables, we have sofa arm rests.
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>>702368637
>this new style of eating.

Every now and then /b/ still can come through.
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>>702378402
That's what I'm saying posts like these keep me coming back this is a great thing really
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>>702370771
12spoopy24me
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>>702378402
>>702378581

this is pretty good.
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Put this on r/4chan pleas
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>>702379205
This

Put me in screencap also
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>>702368994
So you take a nice big scoop of cereal, put in your and chew it, like a normal human being, but then spit it in your palm, roll it into a fukcing ball like a 6 year old playing with playdough, give that shit a good suck and throw it back into the very same bowl?
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I do this too! Except I like adding booster flavors on them. I've found awesome flavor combos but I mostly keep them a secret like avocado ranch on pizza balls..Pic related pb&j balls from yesterday
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I love you OP
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>>702378132
See! , this style of eating will have converts, most of you have ducked a dick according to confession threads...but rolling your food into ball in your mouth is too odd for you?

Biscuithe fries and chicken. Thathe was new to me, start with low amounts and work up. The more biteserious of food you take the more moisture you have to suck out. Be safe don't choke
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>>702380468
Holy shit OP
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>>702380468
Goddammit I hate auto correct it's all fucked adding complete words to the end of my words. I'm also trying to get your 110. Level up
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Bumppp
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>>702380186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo
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>>702370771
anyone got this pic of that guy who's skinned face is on his stomach? That face gives the exact look like that pic
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Seriously nigger what the fuck?
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>>702380186
Is..is that mustard?
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>>702371951
>married to pretty normal guy >everything goes great for a few years
>one day I start finding soggy balls of food around the house
>ask him about it
>"I don't know but hey maybe it's tasty you should eat it and tell me what you think"
>I can tell he's serious
>taken aback I tell him that's disgusting
>he gets really frustrated and tells me I'm "illinformed"
>run away as fast as possible
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>>702368637
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>>702373630
You wanna eat someone else's foodball?!??

>nigga wut?!
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>>702368879
Ow. Sides.
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Just why?
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>not foodballing
Some serious fucking plebetry going on
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>>702380468
Biscuithe. Hell yes.
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>>702383071
Holy shit
Someone actually has done this
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>>702380468
>ducked a dick
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>>702384999
Lol
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>>702383071
Hey man that's one, it's great that we have people who can get creative with eating.
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Pu me in the screen cap when this ends up on leddit
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This post has clearly changed my life
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Oh and if you pack a lunch to work chips and a sandwich seems simple enough but foodball it and bam you have ano experience for your senses . I have been experimenting with leaving chunks of chips on the inside to soften , haven't gotten the timing down.

Pro tip set it on something the foodball can mess up papers.
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>>702371501
save this, a pretty piece of history

I'm here with this happens
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>>702368637
death penalty needs to be for foodballers
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wtf op you are a monster
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