So I have gotten a lot of positive feedback here on this new style of eating.
It's called footballing. Those of you new to the style, welcome.
Foodballing is the art of combining various foods at one sitting into balls.
You gently remove ball from to enjoy when meal is done.
If you need some tips let me know and I am working on a how to guide for future threads
>pic related. It's sausage, egg, biscuit hashbrown and pancake mixture.
That is considered advanced leveled. Start with two to three first timers.
>You gently remove ball from to enjoy when meal is done.
With a beginner level sample, cereal..suck out absorbed milk, chewe and roll into balls, suck out saliva moisture and place back in bowl.
It will reabsorbe the milk and have a wonderful texture as a treat.
Oh fucking hell no. That's more repulsive htan my grandma's heel shavings.
Yes I do bread sticks , pizza and chicken poppers
Your English is as horrible as your eating habits.
The point is texture and a true eating experience.
I've just recently started documenting my style and it's growing and spreading.
I am sure you will see others posting theirs soon. I left instructions last week to snap and share their technique
This is fucking great. We have to get "Footballing" trending on twitter. Pass it off as some healthy digestion alternative that prevents colon cancer.
No we don't. Fuck off with your randumb forced maymays.
>picc related, its pants but its also a face :^^)
wtf bro. You definitely can't into women doing that shit in front of them.
You must be poor as fuck, homie.
I feel for your struggles but damn son..
Dude do you fucking chew it up, spit it out then roll it into balls? I'm fucking laughing and projectile vomiting here.
I can never enjoy meatballs again
Not really regurgitation, it's more like another level of food enjoyment.
Now I don't want to over sell it but it's almost sensual. Really surprised no one has taken a picture of their style of eating.
Because that's not how homosapiens eat?
Put food in mouth, chew, swallow. It's that fucking easy you retarded mong. Is there anything your parents didn't fail at?
I do regret the typos , I am on my phone and auto correct isn't ready for these ground breaking words. Also kids swinging at phone.
I will make am mends with my favorite foodballing picture.
The number 2 . I can do this one while driving.
Something better will come along in December watch. Something that specifically targets moms and then they'll tell their friends and it will spread like wildfire. Moms make the worst bait turn into something legendary and all the normies believe it.
No it is a private matter. I feel like you guys can't even think outside the box, go ahead and eat how someone else told you too, but you'll never know the flavors that are released from foodballing.
If only someone would invent chewing food...oh wait they have you're just an idiot.
Jesus man, take it easy, I was just trying to keep an open mind about your new way of eating and wanted to introduce it to my family. I rarely eat alone and wanted to know the proper way to do this as part of a family style meal.
I'm worried my wife wouldn't approve. It's new and new things scare the illinformed. But you ..or even I could accidentally leave a foodball out for her to find and judge her reaction.
I have to see what she thinks...if she would even eat it.
This nigga big secret he too dumb to eat normal. Big genius snowflake mofucka.
Its either a low point in peoples lives because the holidays depress them or its their favorite time because the holidays make them happy. So people have a lot of feelings in the month. Moms amongst others have the most feelings and tend to hype things up.
We will all come together and think of something great to throw at people during that month that will either make their month better or worse depending on how you look at it. Its coming. It will be better than this foodballing monstrosity.
There's thinking outside the box and then there's shit like this.
What point does it serve to partially digest your food, spit it out, roll it into balls and re-eat it? Are you a fucking canary or a pigeon or some shit?
Take it off incognito you pussy
This idea has been around for ages. We used to roll our salami sandwiches into balls in elementary school. We'd stick a pop sickle stick in them and eat them like a corn dog on the playground.
That made me laugh.
But seriously if there are footballers lurking, we can meet up another time...to many nay sayers.
There's an autistic boy who comes in to the DQ I work at every weekend with his care worker. He does this with his food. I thought it was weird as fuck. He also dunks his little burger and fry balls in a cup of water before he eats them.
When I was about 10 yrs old I would do this at school, it tasted best with tiny teddies (biscuits) I'd chew them then take it back out of my mouth and eat it chewed. Then I got a bit older and realised it was gross.. did taste better though.
I think autistic people are really really good at footballing honestly
I understand that he's chewing the food to blend the flavors, I got that much ya. But spitting it out and then rolling it does fuck all except make it slimy and just fucking bile to look at. Like.. You have pizza, Pizza looks good enough to eat yes? But then you chew it up and spit it out to roll it.. It looks like a vomit riceball my dude. That looks better than pizza to you?
Do you have any foodball revives for this?
Actually the point is to achieve aforementioned
>true eating experience
to feel the taste really deep.
Should also trending sharing your foodballs with your friends at social gatherings.
Or take it to americunt level, serve foodballs deep fried with sugar coating.
Damn unless this is a well planned joke I am happy to say shit like this is why I still check 4chan. This guy must be one of those weird ones. I gave it a chance with the first pic but the inner autism slowly showed more and more with each pic now I can't wait to see this in future best of /b threads...Bravo OP bravo....
1) Nobody does this or will ever do and you're lying when you say "it was well received", "it has been trending", etc..
2) you are chewing food and spitting it, thats not a better experience of eating or better texture, you are just forcing yourself to stop eating something that is starting to taste good so you can roll it in a ball, you fucking degenerate freak
You summed it up slimy spit balls instead of regular ready perfected unhealthy goodness...fuck man he thinks he's got a good idea here? Pizza is fine the way it is even shitty pizza is good but somehow this asshole found a way to mess it up
You know who does this sort of stuff, psycopaths, they also only eat one cookie or one orea, or two bites of ice-cream, they just have their pleasure pathway in the brain screwed up. You are like them and you deserve to be locked up for life
So you take a nice big scoop of cereal, put in your and chew it, like a normal human being, but then spit it in your palm, roll it into a fukcing ball like a 6 year old playing with playdough, give that shit a good suck and throw it back into the very same bowl?
I do this too! Except I like adding booster flavors on them. I've found awesome flavor combos but I mostly keep them a secret like avocado ranch on pizza balls..Pic related pb&j balls from yesterday
See! , this style of eating will have converts, most of you have ducked a dick according to confession threads...but rolling your food into ball in your mouth is too odd for you?
Biscuithe fries and chicken. Thathe was new to me, start with low amounts and work up. The more biteserious of food you take the more moisture you have to suck out. Be safe don't choke
>married to pretty normal guy >everything goes great for a few years
>one day I start finding soggy balls of food around the house
>ask him about it
>"I don't know but hey maybe it's tasty you should eat it and tell me what you think"
>I can tell he's serious
>taken aback I tell him that's disgusting
>he gets really frustrated and tells me I'm "illinformed"
>run away as fast as possible
Some serious fucking plebetry going on
Someone actually has done this
Pu me in the screen cap when this ends up on leddit
Oh and if you pack a lunch to work chips and a sandwich seems simple enough but foodball it and bam you have ano experience for your senses . I have been experimenting with leaving chunks of chips on the inside to soften , haven't gotten the timing down.
Pro tip set it on something the foodball can mess up papers.