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Where is the dick rate thread?
Here is mine how is it?
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>>702365264
5/10 man
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Is this photo any better?
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we're the best dick raters
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rate my sexually aroused reproductive organ
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>>702365264
why are people so self conscious about their dicks? Has anyone actually had a woman/man/trap/whatever-you're-trying-to-fuck deny their schlong, with the exception that is what nearly nonexistent or clearly disease ridden?
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>>702366523
10/10
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>>702365264
haha, baby dick. trim that bush, man.
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Felt my first earthquake today.
Was kind of cool.

Sup, people?
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>>702367414
Earthquakes are nice, around the 4.0-4.5 area. Anything higher and they get scary.
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>>702367414
Oklahoma?
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>>702367541
I think the main part was 5.6.
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>>702367613
Iowa, but that was the one we felt.
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>>702367622
Ooh, that's getting into the scary region. I think the last one I felt a few months ago was about 4.5
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>>702367750
I don't think we got much of it.
Just the tail end.
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>>702367414
that is an awesome pic
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>>702367862
Were you sitting down? Was it strong enough to feel your body move in a way different than the rest of the stuff in the house?
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>>702367961
I love it a lot.
I can try to find the comic if you want.
It's about the magma member that dates Brendon.
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>>702368039
Everything got wiggly for a bit.
Not too much.
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>>702368047
that would be super cool if you don't mind
are there more jigglypuffs?
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>>702368087
That's such a weird feeling, isn't it? So long as stuff isn't getting knocked down it's kinda interesting to feel.
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Demo
cure my cancer
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>>702368153
http://imgur.com/gallery/l3pX2

This is the comic, but it doesn't have that chapter.
You could find the artist I'm sure though.

>>702368214
I found it fun.
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>>702368359
I don't find them to be too fun, since I've always lived in areas that have fairly strong earthquakes (SoCal) and Guadalajara. Feeling a quake is always "Holy shit is this gonna be a big one?"
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Rate mine
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>>702368594
Well hopefully it stays calm here.
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>>702368688
Stop touching yourself, and God will stop sending punishments.
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>>702368852
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>>702366523
Trim, you disgusting fucking faggot. JEsus christ I'd be surprised if any girl would ever touch that with that god damn bush.

Disgusting man. Absolutely disgusting. Trim your pubes and post another photo.

Disgusting. Really, truly, disgusting.
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Rate my tiny cock
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>>702368956
sea slug/10
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>>702368956
Cute/10
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>>702368914
I guess you're gonna be in for all sorts of natural disasters.
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Why noone transforms me into a plush toy and fucks me every day.
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1/10 thread
You suck dev
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Nibi, give suc.
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>>702369258
10/10 thread
Would suck Nibi
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NICE TO KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY OKLAHOMAN IN HERE
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>>702366523
Clean your house you discusting fucking pig
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Mine, r8 please
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>>702369687
What size
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>>702369687
Harambe/10
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>>702368648
9/10
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What is with the obsession for dick rate threads here?
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>>702368648
Hypnotizing/10
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>>702369687
5,9 inch
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No one is touching my dick unless its a virgin.
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>>702370134
Well your dick will never not be a virgin, so you're in safe territory there.
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You're too thin for me anyhow.
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>>702370134
A virgin like you?
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>>702370092
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>>702365264

Uhh, dude not to worry you but get that brown mark on your helmet checked out by a doc. -source: i am a doc
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>>702370270
>>702370328
Yeah, I dont want someone who has more experience than me.
Also they're unclean if not a virgin.
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please rate my cock
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>>702365264
2/10... only have the 2 because it has a curve. everything else is disgusting; disgusting hair, ugly papules, weird spot on head.

oh and your fingernails are gross, too.

>>702371227
6/10 has a nice shape, but arrow head is a bit of an offput.

>>702371270
2/10 dryer than a 90 year old woman's asshole.
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>>702365264
you should have that checked why is it like that? wrinkly with a brown sopt
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>>702371521
Now that is 10/10. Would catch.
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>>702371846
What if you get preggo?
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>>702371940
I don't think it'd work. But I'd sure dare him to try his best.
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>>702372160
You have no way of telling how fertile those loins are.
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And my?
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How is it?
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Anus injury imminent
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>>702372605
Compare to these guys? 0/10.
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>>702372872
>"Say goodbye to your boipucci"
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>>702366785
that's a pretty nice dick
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>>702372374

I really need to know if my penis is small or not. If it is, I gonna cut it.
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>>702374752

And post in 4chan.
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