Where is the dick rate thread?
Here is mine how is it?
why are people so self conscious about their dicks? Has anyone actually had a woman/man/trap/whatever-you're-trying-to-fuck deny their schlong, with the exception that is what nearly nonexistent or clearly disease ridden?
Felt my first earthquake today.
Was kind of cool.
Earthquakes are nice, around the 4.0-4.5 area. Anything higher and they get scary.
I think the main part was 5.6.
Iowa, but that was the one we felt.
Ooh, that's getting into the scary region. I think the last one I felt a few months ago was about 4.5
I don't think we got much of it.
Just the tail end.
Were you sitting down? Was it strong enough to feel your body move in a way different than the rest of the stuff in the house?
I love it a lot.
I can try to find the comic if you want.
It's about the magma member that dates Brendon.
Everything got wiggly for a bit.
Not too much.
that would be super cool if you don't mind
are there more jigglypuffs?
That's such a weird feeling, isn't it? So long as stuff isn't getting knocked down it's kinda interesting to feel.
This is the comic, but it doesn't have that chapter.
You could find the artist I'm sure though.
I found it fun.
I don't find them to be too fun, since I've always lived in areas that have fairly strong earthquakes (SoCal) and Guadalajara. Feeling a quake is always "Holy shit is this gonna be a big one?"
Stop touching yourself, and God will stop sending punishments.
Trim, you disgusting fucking faggot. JEsus christ I'd be surprised if any girl would ever touch that with that god damn bush.
Disgusting man. Absolutely disgusting. Trim your pubes and post another photo.
Disgusting. Really, truly, disgusting.
I guess you're gonna be in for all sorts of natural disasters.
Why noone transforms me into a plush toy and fucks me every day.
NICE TO KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY OKLAHOMAN IN HERE
No one is touching my dick unless its a virgin.
Yeah, I dont want someone who has more experience than me.
Also they're unclean if not a virgin.
2/10... only have the 2 because it has a curve. everything else is disgusting; disgusting hair, ugly papules, weird spot on head.
oh and your fingernails are gross, too.
6/10 has a nice shape, but arrow head is a bit of an offput.
2/10 dryer than a 90 year old woman's asshole.
Now that is 10/10. Would catch.
What if you get preggo?
I don't think it'd work. But I'd sure dare him to try his best.
You have no way of telling how fertile those loins are.