Human grill waifu claiming thread!
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /9ball/ not /b/
>Most importantly, By posting in this thread you are agreeing to give all your waifus to me
STRONGEST gril claimed
>Bored at work edition
No, I wasnt planning on it. Didnt have a low enough poke to weaken at all.
Holy shit, I need to figure out what that earthquake was all about ASAP!
What's the last panel say?
"*Next time you're off,* will you go on a date with me?"
*次のオフ <- Does that match what I said properly?
good to hear
hope your runescape advanture goes well
uh im not sure i follow
fuck, you okay?
>slow answers prepare
Earthquakes are fun as fuck down here. Last one I had at work, that janitors were freaking the fuck out as if they'd never felt one before.
I haven't played RuneScape since 2011 October
So, I was basically right. Yey!
You can always talk to me, senpai!
i haven played it at all
i was a weird kid
arent you playing word of warships?
Mhmm. I generally ask my friend to translate these things, but he generally checks Danbooru for me first.
What'cha up to, Kitten? Still playing BF1?
It was an unplanned encounter.
oh i am retarded
i heard that runescape grinding is quite hard
sleep tight tomobro
Not hard, just long and tedious
No, I'm busy being depressed now for no reason at all in bed
Might head to bed soon. Talk to me on telegram if you're able to, senpai
Internet was acting up, so I decided to go watch a movie instead. It kept me about as entertained as a small child.
Yeah, but that's what woke me up just now if that hasn't been obvious yet.
That must have been more funnier than it sounds.
Lol, that's not that weird.
Weird is being 6 y/o and standing in the front of your driveway, trying to get abducted by aliens with string and tin foil shaped like satellite dishes.
EYE was a weird kid.
Surely the news will broadcast something
Oh, as someone that's felt them to the point where anything below a 3.0 isn't even a shrug anymore, ya. It was a 4.2, and I heard a little metal clacking around from doors and such, I kinda shrug with a "Neat" in my head. Next thing I know, janitors rush int the lobby asking to be let outside, like they were panicking. Was quite the sight.
>Extra slow this morning
Sounds comfy as fuck.
Tired and bored. You?
STACY DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I MOWED YOUR LAWN
YOUR MOM CAME OUT WITH JUST A TOWEL ON
>sorry for the bail out yesterday, my power went out
Yet you keep playing it
Funny how that's a thing
Oh not a big one then
Fucking kek you actually did that?
Why did you want to get abducted?
>League got to me sorry
I'm about to head out for some performances. Hopefully I don't die if I do the new thing I was practicing
I swear to god, EVERYTIME you come in here, I feel old!
Performance? Thing? You a cheerleader or somethin?
>Fucking kek you actually did that?
Sure did, and I even got my sister weird with me. She was 3, at the time, and we joined forces to attempt to get taken into space
>Why did you want to get abducted?
Be cooler than Earth
What movie did you watch?
>making you feel old
>Went to look it up, 5.6 magnitude someways south from where I live.
>My city wasn't in the range of the quake, so it's probably an aftershock.
>Janitors wanted to be let outside.
Couldn't they look out of the windows to see if any damage has occurred?
>How is everyone?
I know that feel.
Nigga you aint!
Whatchu talkin bout
Not bad at all, got to do laundry, got a good sleep in.
I havent had my coffee yet so Ive thought about skinning this cunt who bitched me out, hanging her on a tree and throwing paint thinner on her.
All around a pretty good morning all thungs considered!
Damn I gotta go
>Remeber the spider infested storage?
Yea so I'm just going to kill myself
Hah well you did no harm so it's pretty cute
Oh that's pretty high
Lucky you, glad you're safe
.....Kung Fu Panda 2......
It's was more a "OMG WE NEED TO BE OUTSIDE AND HAVE AIR" or something. I dunno, man.
Kitten has gone to sleep, so the Cat is yours for now.
Flame thrower the place.
They are not supposed to be restricted to humans. Boat waifus for example are common.
Sounds like a Skyrim quest.
I loved Shen. Good character. Wasted by the rest of the movie though.
>I love being 26
Wrll, that was an unannounced claim. Sup?
I agree. He stopped in confusion a few times, but in general, didn't waste much time on exposition or monologing.
>I want these fuckers dead, so make it happen.
I should dig through my old records when I get them over to the house.
>NE NE, RORY-CHAN!
>THE SECOND FUCKING POST
Unannounced events are good, unless you dislike surprises. Not much, enjoying weekend.
I marathoned Madoka Magica the other day and I'm finally going to get into the manga today. You?
It blew harder than a taiwanese hooker
As I mentioned like everytime in the threads I was asked about
>Dragon Dance, Lion Dance, Maetial Arts
Which Yuno are you? You don't seem to have either of the file names I know of.
>suddenly random ban that redirects me to aren't banned page
Why do you do this to me?
Ah, sorry. I don't pay much attention to conversations not involving me unless there's very specific keywords I see that catch my interest.
>Sounds pretty neat. I wish you luck in it.
Because Im a sadist
AND its my favorite time for music
Good Morning Everyone!
stfu fgt, i thought u were banned for cp?
Good morning Uncle Grandpa
What was the magnitude?
You up to anything interesting?
It's okay, and thanks
>it's about time to pack and go and no one is here
Hi horn head person.
We don't talk much. How are you?
I had to jimmy rig a mcmuffin, its absolutly disgusing
Very well. Enjoying my breakfast with tuneage
Tried to do some stupid MWO bullshit challenges they have on. Did some housewotk for Dad. Usual stuff.
The bit with the cannon.
>a little to the left
Thats a perfect show of insanity right there.
One of my friends has tickets to see blink 182 in mpls soon.
It's wasn't cp, it was for a false ban from someone posting the N word in /pol/ and some other NSFW post
It's something. Least you didn't get the gruel they feed the babies in Africa
And how did those challenges work out for you? Just started the manga and already found a neat Homu pic, too bad it has 'Madoka' written all over her dress but hopefully I can spot heal it.
You should be, Id kill a man for one
Fair point, I shouldnt be so bitchy
They are stupid and are promoting shit play. Ive been trying it but I cant bring myself to try more than twice before it offends me.
Switched over to laptop.
Yep! It's all fine now!
That seems a little odd imo.
I had the power go out twice back in July, I should know how long they last and how hard of an effect they have.
Read the top reply of that post.
You only wish I had CP so I can give you some.
Anything else happening?
I think I can imagine what kind of bullshit it is. What do you get for completing? Is it even worth?
Done with the pic, I think it's not looking too bad.
I like it! Is that the one you "spot healed?"
How are you homura?
Its worth doing them all. A bunch of items only available for real money are up for grabs for completung them, as well as stashes of ingame currency. The challenges from PGI are always worth it. I just feel like a right shit for doing a couple in particular as they dont really allow for good teamplay.
Auditing and accounting homework I suppose.
But thats later
Privyet tovarshchi, how are you guys?
May not be able to post a whole lot this weekend.
Fair enough, I Spose.
>A little bit more.
Seriously. And the fighting style was quite nice. No unneeded movements like I see elsewhere.
I need to either get my damn bike back already, or go buy myself a fucking RX7, because as reliable as this Broncos been, it's starting to worry me. Plus, it now reeks of shut thanks to those damn dogs yesterday.
On the bright side, I'm home now.
Yes but it's not like I did anything spectacular. I could probably make it a little better if I cared. I'm doing ok.
Can't you complete these on unranked games?
I enjoy the villains more than the protagonists in all the panda series. Heard them too much due to niece though.
Every game is ranked. Every game is judged. You gain pilot ranking in every match you play.
>been in business stuff for eight years
B-but it's Labor Day weekend!
But I'm fine now, there's no need to worry.
Well i hope you're well.
I have a meeting in a half hour bbl.
madoka girl's are so lucky, you have amazing stuff to work with.
Try not to get banned for cp again while im gone rem.
Hello Rem, how're you?
I know, I'm out at the beach with family and friends fishing and drinking.Someone's bringing a yacht later as well.
Just making sure
I'll make sure to
Tired and nervous
>already explained why
Ye, in my last semester of Uni
Pretty fun stuff
Yeah that sucks man, I was gonna do laundry last night, but ya know.
Did it this morning instead
I have a picture for you on my desktop I believe.
You might have it already though.
I don't hear them often enough to be bugged. I've heard the stories from people that watch kids though. Same movie about 30 times.
Sorry, mobile now. It is odd, but they're chubby old Mexican ladies, so not too much of a surprise.
Not sure how I feel about that. You can't play a game if you just feel like relaxing.
We are, there's so much art that whenever I hop into pixiv I have trouble getting out. I try to reduce tabs but I keep stumbling upon new pics or artists drawing Homu.
The only downside is that Shaft art style is quite unique and artists that draw them remotely close to how they look in the anime are rare.
Theres now way too many movies that she watches. And she had an inane Nickelodeon series on for most of today. Shit eats at your soul.
You certainly can. Depends on the mech you want to pilot. But it is a fairly full on game, though despite how conpetetive it is, the community isnt nearly as toxic as LoL. Most of the chat is just banter. And all chat is disabled as standard so trolls wont think of looking for the all chat.
Am I the only one who can only fall asleep to music with a female vocalist?
So what you doing this beautiful Labor Day weekend?
I also might not, I've been out of the loop for a while and don't tend to search too hard for pics
I used to e lax and play Civ 5 all the time.
I can, chickity check this shit out
Girl is so comfy
Hows it hangin?
Low and loose and full of juice?
How was your overall time there?
Shows and sleep
Oh yes, I'm sure league rankeds kept you relaxed all the time. That's why you got a perma.
That sounds like a terrible condition to live with, specially if you're not sleeping alone.
How many players does each team hold in this game?
Different case again, you're not stuck to rankeds in civ, those don't even exist.
It's a great game to relax though.
Quiet, very quiet.
Many things happened, but its the spaces in between that speak the loudest
Is not about only league, ia about competitive, everyone has their own perception of ranked and "fun" they find in it.
Or even they play to relax for the sake of doing it. If you aren't aware, people see things different, but that probably can't stop you from generalizing.
12 a side.
We female vocalists now?
Don't make me fight you fag
I don't even know what that means
Why aren't you out with your family man?
Now that I reread your post, I can see what you meant.I never liked Warframe, so I don't know about it.
Oh I bet it does. It's why I stick to my room!
>AM I SCRAMBLING THE EGGS CORRECTLY RORY?!
All I know is it was in a "describe a board with a single webm" and it was "/k/ rescues Galil"
Don't you worry about a thing.
Its worse when you already have it in a washer/dryer cycle and you have to resume it because they're still wet.
>chubby old Mexican ladies.
I kek'd a little.
Webms don't work on my phone
What's up man
Because I can't be because today's packed with shit already
>I remember someone cosplayed as you and did some booty shakes to lift her skirt
No, you weren't scrambling right. It shouldn't be so rushed
I'll keep that in mind
I dont know how far we'll get, but lets see!
It means how are you.
It is also a double entendre.
The phrase, hows it hangin, can not only ask how a person is doing but also takes point to the scrotum of a man.
Low and loose and full of juice states that a scrotum is under used and full.
This is also known as blue balls
Thank god it happened just as I was walking down the stairs.
It would have been a repeat of when I was showering during a fire drill
Ded, let her rip
You're right. I guess I really was speaking for myself. But there's different kinds of relax too, there's chilling and there's being mentally stressed to the point you know you will under-perform in a competitive situation.
>female and male vocalist
just came back from moving some furniture
i had a bad time because arachnophobia
stop posting cp pls
you are on
>first time hearing this its not bad actually
You laugh, but I shit you not, think of the stereo type and you've got it. They're nice enough, for the fact we can't understand each other anyways.
Still haven't burned it down?
Well shit. I'll hold onto it till you're ready for it then.
They look dry as fuck dude. Did you use milk or cream?
>pan has to be smoking hot
>lots of oil, heat off
>dump em in and cook until still wet
Cream makes them not burn.
Way too cliche.
Have the one above and this
You'll come across this gem a little later.
but now all the furniture is out i am gonna drop a molotov on it later
Power went out last night so I was cut short.
Today I plan on being extremely anti social by playing pokemon and being on here all day.
That and homework.
Should be fun!
Im likin it!
>and one man, because favorite
>Just took the nastiest shit of my life
>No toilet paper
Never heard that before, weird.Do you live in Europe or something?
But I'm doing pretty good
Spiders are pussies, cockroaches are scary as fuck though
Hey stereotypical chubby old Mexican ladies are very nice
Yeah it was mildly interesting but twice as more wew
>I was trying to go for lyrics this time.
I am disappoint.
>showering during a fire drill.
How did that happen?
Cut me a bit of slack, I kek'd because that reminded me of Family Guy.
i dont think i was on when it was night for you, trying to reset sleep schedule
oh shit sounds like a great time i wanna do the same. Except i am going to finish this god damn hotline miami level
what pokemon game are you playing?
>tmi galil, tmi
nah cockroaches aint got shit, spiders are fast as fuck and nasty
you up to anything today?
Yes, used a bit of milk.
Holy fuck wut?!
>I actually thought they were still a tad too wet
>They taste better than resturaunt ones though
>Oil as well
Pack one full of gasoline for me!
Yes, yes they are.
How is scrambling eggs wew?!
we /femalevocalist/ now?
C U T E
you up to anything?
work should be done now right?
Sorry, wrong person. Yeah you're making them wrong.
I didn't even know that was a song
Yeah, fishing with family and friends mostly, going to eat some crabs we caught last night (one had babies while we slept) and drink a lot.
I have katsaridaphobia
Gah! I'm NOT cute.
Pretty accurate. Maybe a tad younger, but otherwise spot on.
Yes you are!
Yep. Laying in bed, listening some eurobeat while I slowly try to drift...to sleep.