Human grill waifu claiming thread!
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /9ball/ not /b/
>Most importantly, By posting in this thread you are agreeing to give all your waifus to me
STRONGEST gril claimed
>>702362091
Im starting to feel better already
Claiming Felix
>Bored at work edition
still here
>>702361701
No, I wasnt planning on it. Didnt have a low enough poke to weaken at all.
Holy shit, I need to figure out what that earthquake was all about ASAP!
>>702362539
You ight tho?
>>702362271
What's the last panel say?
"*Next time you're off,* will you go on a date with me?"
*次のオフ <- Does that match what I said properly?
>>702362170
good to hear
hope your runescape advanture goes well
>>702362323
uh im not sure i follow
>>702362539
fuck, you okay?
>slow answers prepare
>>702362539
Earthquakes are fun as fuck down here. Last one I had at work, that janitors were freaking the fuck out as if they'd never felt one before.
>>702362711
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/568226
>>702362762
I haven't played RuneScape since 2011 October
>>702362915
Ok, thanks.
So, I was basically right. Yey!
>>702362271
You can always talk to me, senpai!
>>702362955
i haven played it at all
i was a weird kid
>>702362271
arent you playing word of warships?
>>702363120
Mhmm. I generally ask my friend to translate these things, but he generally checks Danbooru for me first.
>>702363162
What'cha up to, Kitten? Still playing BF1?
>>702362762
It was an unplanned encounter.
>>702362762
Agility's a bitch to train
night
>>702363310
oh i am retarded
sorry
>>702363319
why?
i heard that runescape grinding is quite hard
>>702363352
sleep tight tomobro
>>702363352
Good night
>>702363417
Not hard, just long and tedious
>>702363280
No, I'm busy being depressed now for no reason at all in bed
Might head to bed soon. Talk to me on telegram if you're able to, senpai
>>702363263
Internet was acting up, so I decided to go watch a movie instead. It kept me about as entertained as a small child.
>>702363514
Will do.
>>702362600
>>702362762
Yeah, but that's what woke me up just now if that hasn't been obvious yet.
>>702362915
That must have been more funnier than it sounds.
>>702363263
Lol, that's not that weird.
Weird is being 6 y/o and standing in the front of your driveway, trying to get abducted by aliens with string and tin foil shaped like satellite dishes.
EYE was a weird kid.
>>702363713
Surely the news will broadcast something
>>702363713
Oh, as someone that's felt them to the point where anything below a 3.0 isn't even a shrug anymore, ya. It was a 4.2, and I heard a little metal clacking around from doors and such, I kinda shrug with a "Neat" in my head. Next thing I know, janitors rush int the lobby asking to be let outside, like they were panicking. Was quite the sight.
boomp
akeno here drunk and cam bated with chick just now im fucking horny af llemme get in on ya puss.
>Extra slow this morning
It's a nice windy night.
Calamity-masu'd
How is everyone?
>>702365708
Sounds comfy as fuck.
>>702366049
Tired and bored. You?
STACY DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I MOWED YOUR LAWN
YOUR MOM CAME OUT WITH JUST A TOWEL ON
>sorry for the bail out yesterday, my power went out
>>702363472
Yet you keep playing it
Funny how that's a thing
>>702363713
Oh not a big one then
>>702363717
Fucking kek you actually did that?
Why did you want to get abducted?
>League got to me sorry
>>702366222
>checked
I'm about to head out for some performances. Hopefully I don't die if I do the new thing I was practicing
>>702366226
Hello
>>702366226
I swear to god, EVERYTIME you come in here, I feel old!
>>702366463
Performance? Thing? You a cheerleader or somethin?
>>702366459
>Fucking kek you actually did that?
Sure did, and I even got my sister weird with me. She was 3, at the time, and we joined forces to attempt to get taken into space
>Why did you want to get abducted?
Be cooler than Earth
>>702363696
What movie did you watch?
>>702366049
Hey rem
I'm tilted
You?
>>702366226
Hey kneesocks
How's life
>>702366672
>making you feel old
https://youtu.be/Rbm6GXllBiw
>>702363869
>>702366459
>Went to look it up, 5.6 magnitude someways south from where I live.
>My city wasn't in the range of the quake, so it's probably an aftershock.
>>702364545
>Janitors wanted to be let outside.
Couldn't they look out of the windows to see if any damage has occurred?
>>702366049
>How is everyone?
Read >>702362539.
>>702366226
I know that feel.
>>702362181
Not human but close enough.
>>702366463
Hello!
>>702366672
Nigga you aint!
Whatchu talkin bout
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u7aDstrDMf0
>>702366708
Hello!
Not bad at all, got to do laundry, got a good sleep in.
I havent had my coffee yet so Ive thought about skinning this cunt who bitched me out, hanging her on a tree and throwing paint thinner on her.
All around a pretty good morning all thungs considered!
Damn I gotta go
>Remeber the spider infested storage?
Yea so I'm just going to kill myself
>>702366703
Hah well you did no harm so it's pretty cute
>>702366993
Oh that's pretty high
Lucky you, glad you're safe
>>702366708
.....Kung Fu Panda 2......
>Shush
>>702366819
Rory Staaahp!
>>702366993
It's was more a "OMG WE NEED TO BE OUTSIDE AND HAVE AIR" or something. I dunno, man.
>>702367106
Kitten has gone to sleep, so the Cat is yours for now.
>>702367207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOcrKFiB_ts
>>702367217
Flame thrower the place.
>>702367106
They are not supposed to be restricted to humans. Boat waifus for example are common.
>>702367217
Sounds like a Skyrim quest.
>>702367345
I loved Shen. Good character. Wasted by the rest of the movie though.
https://youtu.be/n4RjJKxsamQ
>I love being 26
>>702367361
Wrll, that was an unannounced claim. Sup?
>>702367548
I agree. He stopped in confusion a few times, but in general, didn't waste much time on exposition or monologing.
>I want these fuckers dead, so make it happen.
I should dig through my old records when I get them over to the house.
>NE NE, RORY-CHAN!
>>>/o/15746584
>THE SECOND FUCKING POST
>EVERY TIME
>>702367548
Unannounced events are good, unless you dislike surprises. Not much, enjoying weekend.
I marathoned Madoka Magica the other day and I'm finally going to get into the manga today. You?
Crocodile Dundee claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LBtuhWMK9c
>>702366993
It blew harder than a taiwanese hooker
>>702367345
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=47tXTz6NO4s
>>702366672
As I mentioned like everytime in the threads I was asked about
>Dragon Dance, Lion Dance, Maetial Arts
>>702366708
Which Yuno are you? You don't seem to have either of the file names I know of.
>suddenly random ban that redirects me to aren't banned page
>>702368123
Why do you do this to me?
>>702368199
Ah, sorry. I don't pay much attention to conversations not involving me unless there's very specific keywords I see that catch my interest.
>Sounds pretty neat. I wish you luck in it.
>>702368414
Because Im a sadist
AND its my favorite time for music
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iT4Y2JleWrQ
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zHXwik6YPq8
Good Morning Everyone!
>>702366459
Hey tsun!
>>702368199
stfu fgt, i thought u were banned for cp?
>>702368682
Good morning Uncle Grandpa
>>702366993
What was the magnitude?
>>702367207
You up to anything interesting?
>>702368414
It's okay, and thanks
>it's about time to pack and go and no one is here
>>702368799
Hi horn head person.
We don't talk much. How are you?
>>702368808
Breakfast.
I had to jimmy rig a mcmuffin, its absolutly disgusing
>>702368896
Very well. Enjoying my breakfast with tuneage
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K7l5ZeVVoCA
>>702367969
Tried to do some stupid MWO bullshit challenges they have on. Did some housewotk for Dad. Usual stuff.
>>702367920
The bit with the cannon.
>a little to the left
Thats a perfect show of insanity right there.
>>702369029
One of my friends has tickets to see blink 182 in mpls soon.
Kinda jelly.
>>702369155
Hi rory
>>702368682
It's wasn't cp, it was for a false ban from someone posting the N word in /pol/ and some other NSFW post
>>702369029
It's something. Least you didn't get the gruel they feed the babies in Africa
this one
>>702369281
Sure buddy likly story.
>>702369155
And how did those challenges work out for you? Just started the manga and already found a neat Homu pic, too bad it has 'Madoka' written all over her dress but hopefully I can spot heal it.
Pic unrelated.
>>702369237
You should be, Id kill a man for one
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dTAAsCNK7RA
>>702369281
Fair point, I shouldnt be so bitchy
>>702369668
They are stupid and are promoting shit play. Ive been trying it but I cant bring myself to try more than twice before it offends me.
Switched over to laptop.
>>702367217
Yep! It's all fine now!
>>702367345
That seems a little odd imo.
>>702368123
I had the power go out twice back in July, I should know how long they last and how hard of an effect they have.
>>702368808
Read the top reply of that post.
Kotori claim
Good morning
>>702369451
You only wish I had CP so I can give you some.
>>702369761
Anything else happening?
>>702369898
Harsh
>>702369848
I think I can imagine what kind of bullshit it is. What do you get for completing? Is it even worth?
Done with the pic, I think it's not looking too bad.
>>702370326
I like it! Is that the one you "spot healed?"
How are you homura?
>>702370326
Its worth doing them all. A bunch of items only available for real money are up for grabs for completung them, as well as stashes of ingame currency. The challenges from PGI are always worth it. I just feel like a right shit for doing a couple in particular as they dont really allow for good teamplay.
>>702370253
Auditing and accounting homework I suppose.
But thats later
Privyet tovarshchi, how are you guys?
May not be able to post a whole lot this weekend.
>>702368663
Fair enough, I Spose.
>>702369155
>A little bit more.
Seriously. And the fighting style was quite nice. No unneeded movements like I see elsewhere.
I need to either get my damn bike back already, or go buy myself a fucking RX7, because as reliable as this Broncos been, it's starting to worry me. Plus, it now reeks of shut thanks to those damn dogs yesterday.
On the bright side, I'm home now.
>>702370467
Yes but it's not like I did anything spectacular. I could probably make it a little better if I cared. I'm doing ok.
>>702370562
Can't you complete these on unranked games?
>>702371019
I enjoy the villains more than the protagonists in all the panda series. Heard them too much due to niece though.
>>702371182
Every game is ranked. Every game is judged. You gain pilot ranking in every match you play.
>>702370874
Fun
>been in business stuff for eight years
>>702370917
Hi Galil
>>702370917
B-but it's Labor Day weekend!
>>702370874
>>702371019
Read >>702369898.
>>702370253
But I'm fine now, there's no need to worry.
>>702362075
Reaper is wifu
>>702371182
Well i hope you're well.
I have a meeting in a half hour bbl.
madoka girl's are so lucky, you have amazing stuff to work with.
>>702371350
Try not to get banned for cp again while im gone rem.
>>702371350
Hello Rem, how're you?
>>702371398
I know, I'm out at the beach with family and friends fishing and drinking.Someone's bringing a yacht later as well.
>>702371398
Just making sure
>>702371587
I'll make sure to
>>702371704
Tired and nervous
>already explained why
>>702371350
Ye, in my last semester of Uni
Pretty fun stuff
>>702371398
Oh, woopsy.
Yeah that sucks man, I was gonna do laundry last night, but ya know.
Did it this morning instead
>>702370917
I have a picture for you on my desktop I believe.
You might have it already though.
>>702371349
I don't hear them often enough to be bugged. I've heard the stories from people that watch kids though. Same movie about 30 times.
>>702371398
Sorry, mobile now. It is odd, but they're chubby old Mexican ladies, so not too much of a surprise.
>>702371349
Not sure how I feel about that. You can't play a game if you just feel like relaxing.
>>702371587
We are, there's so much art that whenever I hop into pixiv I have trouble getting out. I try to reduce tabs but I keep stumbling upon new pics or artists drawing Homu.
The only downside is that Shaft art style is quite unique and artists that draw them remotely close to how they look in the anime are rare.
>>702372122
>You can't play a game if you just feel like relaxing.
You should just speak for yourself.
>>702372050
Theres now way too many movies that she watches. And she had an inane Nickelodeon series on for most of today. Shit eats at your soul.
>>702372122
You certainly can. Depends on the mech you want to pilot. But it is a fairly full on game, though despite how conpetetive it is, the community isnt nearly as toxic as LoL. Most of the chat is just banter. And all chat is disabled as standard so trolls wont think of looking for the all chat.
Am I the only one who can only fall asleep to music with a female vocalist?
>>702371817
So what you doing this beautiful Labor Day weekend?
>>702371819
Hello Kneesocks
>>702372050
I also might not, I've been out of the loop for a while and don't tend to search too hard for pics
>>702372122
I used to e lax and play Civ 5 all the time.
>>702372406
Yes
>>702372487
Herro horo
>>702372406
I can, chickity check this shit out
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OFs_ypS1kbE
Girl is so comfy
>>702372487
Hello!
Hows it hangin?
Low and loose and full of juice?
>>702371819
How was your overall time there?
>>702372487
Shows and sleep
>>702372342
Oh yes, I'm sure league rankeds kept you relaxed all the time. That's why you got a perma.
>>702372406
That sounds like a terrible condition to live with, specially if you're not sleeping alone.
>>702372368
How many players does each team hold in this game?
>>702372487
Different case again, you're not stuck to rankeds in civ, those don't even exist.
It's a great game to relax though.
>>702372792
Quiet, very quiet.
Many things happened, but its the spaces in between that speak the loudest
>>702372828
Is not about only league, ia about competitive, everyone has their own perception of ranked and "fun" they find in it.
Or even they play to relax for the sake of doing it. If you aren't aware, people see things different, but that probably can't stop you from generalizing.
>>702372828
12 a side.
>>702372787
We female vocalists now?
https://youtu.be/WKtapZFSs7c
>>702372757
Don't make me fight you fag
>>702372787
I don't even know what that means
>>702372792
Why aren't you out with your family man?
>>702372828
Now that I reread your post, I can see what you meant.I never liked Warframe, so I don't know about it.
Claimed
>>702373030
Hello stranger
>>702373027
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
>>702372368
Oh I bet it does. It's why I stick to my room!
>AM I SCRAMBLING THE EGGS CORRECTLY RORY?!
>>702372487
All I know is it was in a "describe a board with a single webm" and it was "/k/ rescues Galil"
>>702371704
Nice.
>>702371817
Don't you worry about a thing.
>>702371819
Its worse when you already have it in a washer/dryer cycle and you have to resume it because they're still wet.
>>702372050
>chubby old Mexican ladies.
I kek'd a little.
spiders didnt eat me
i guess im alive
for now
>>702373306
Webms don't work on my phone
>>702373432
Tsun Yun!
What's up man
>>702373029
Because I can't be because today's packed with shit already
>>702373030
Hello person
>I remember someone cosplayed as you and did some booty shakes to lift her skirt
>focking wew
>>702373306
No, you weren't scrambling right. It shouldn't be so rushed
>>702373324
I'll keep that in mind
>>702373432
Hiiii
>>702373027
I dont know how far we'll get, but lets see!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=--HRQ3ckYt8
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4qJXTR7SyBQ
>>702373029
It means how are you.
It is also a double entendre.
The phrase, hows it hangin, can not only ask how a person is doing but also takes point to the scrotum of a man.
Low and loose and full of juice states that a scrotum is under used and full.
This is also known as blue balls
>>702373324
Thank god it happened just as I was walking down the stairs.
It would have been a repeat of when I was showering during a fire drill
>>702373432
Ded, let her rip
>>702373000
You're right. I guess I really was speaking for myself. But there's different kinds of relax too, there's chilling and there's being mentally stressed to the point you know you will under-perform in a competitive situation.
>>702373027
>female and male vocalist
Noice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zfi7oIQjyY
>>702373751
ayo galil
just came back from moving some furniture
i had a bad time because arachnophobia
>>702373754
hey rem
unbanned?
stop posting cp pls
>>702373822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbEG7P6RuJU
you are on
>first time hearing this its not bad actually
>>702373324
You laugh, but I shit you not, think of the stereo type and you've got it. They're nice enough, for the fact we can't understand each other anyways.
>>702373432
Still haven't burned it down?
>>702373751
Well shit. I'll hold onto it till you're ready for it then.
>>702373754
Ehhhh?!
>>702373306
They look dry as fuck dude. Did you use milk or cream?
>pan has to be smoking hot
>lots of oil, heat off
>dump em in and cook until still wet
Cream makes them not burn.
>>702373195
Way too cliche.
https://youtu.be/dSs4xfvATjc
>>702373822
Have the one above and this
https://youtu.be/x99LBOgmpFI
>>702373953
You'll come across this gem a little later.
https://youtu.be/Oxq5M8AVEh0
>>702374184
nope
but now all the furniture is out i am gonna drop a molotov on it later
>>702373967
I am!
Power went out last night so I was cut short.
Today I plan on being extremely anti social by playing pokemon and being on here all day.
That and homework.
Should be fun!
>>702374200
Woof
Im likin it!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A9CwZq5_6SQ
>and one man, because favorite
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eEuKokqGWHc
>Just took the nastiest shit of my life
>No toilet paper
>>702373822
Never heard that before, weird.Do you live in Europe or something?
But I'm doing pretty good
>>702373967
Spiders are pussies, cockroaches are scary as fuck though
>>702374184
Hey stereotypical chubby old Mexican ladies are very nice
>>702374184
Yeah it was mildly interesting but twice as more wew
>>702373754
>I was trying to go for lyrics this time.
I am disappoint.
>>702373822
>showering during a fire drill.
How did that happen?
>>702374184
Cut me a bit of slack, I kek'd because that reminded me of Family Guy.
>>702374536
i dont think i was on when it was night for you, trying to reset sleep schedule
oh shit sounds like a great time i wanna do the same. Except i am going to finish this god damn hotline miami level
what pokemon game are you playing?
>>702374646
>tmi galil, tmi
nah cockroaches aint got shit, spiders are fast as fuck and nasty
you up to anything today?
>>702374200
Yes, used a bit of milk.
>Smoking hot
Holy fuck wut?!
>I actually thought they were still a tad too wet
>They taste better than resturaunt ones though
>Oil as well
Double wut?!
>>702374339
Pack one full of gasoline for me!
>>702374646
Yes, yes they are.
>>702374722
How is scrambling eggs wew?!
we /femalevocalist/ now?
http://youtu.be/Yrr8H8tw3PY
http://youtu.be/0uLI6BnVh6w
http://youtu.be/vggNhNiFo5Q
http://youtu.be/saoOByAFy90
http://youtu.be/k7OYLVznNvQ
>>702374947
C U T E
U
T
E
>>702374947
on it!
you up to anything?
work should be done now right?
>>702374947
Sorry, wrong person. Yeah you're making them wrong.
>>702374811
I didn't even know that was a song
>>702374893
Yeah, fishing with family and friends mostly, going to eat some crabs we caught last night (one had babies while we slept) and drink a lot.
I have katsaridaphobia
>>702375154
Hello cutie!
>>702375273
Gah! I'm NOT cute.
>>702374811
Pretty accurate. Maybe a tad younger, but otherwise spot on.
>>702375154
Yes you are!
>>702375224
Yep. Laying in bed, listening some eurobeat while I slowly try to drift...to sleep.
>>702375262
Ree!
