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CONFESS
~anything spicy
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>>702357116
Just yesterday, I sneaked into the kitchen, I sprinkled fresh chilli peppers onto my pizza, and I ate it.
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>>702357468
20m walk of atonement for you my child
-NEXT
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>>702357116
When I was 9 I stole my teacher's lunch from her desk.
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>>702357116
am i the only one that got rock hard when she was on screen?
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>>702357116
I'm tired of masturbating, I want to be stronger but I dont have the will power to do anything, I have dreams but no fire to keep me going please help
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In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
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>>702357116
My step cousin is getting married and she's fucking about 5 different guys and sucks off randoms when she gets to go out on the weekends.

She recently started sucking my dick on her breaks at work. Never know anything with such a high sex drive. Also squirts like a mother fucker. I haven't had the chance to fuck her though...

She's a 8/10
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>>702357116
I violated a straight man's anus once. He is no longer himself now. Kinda feeling guilty but I liked it. He still doesn't know it was me. It's his fault for being hot.
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>>702358291
Do me next pls
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I tried to fuck my dog once when I was like 12. She didn't cooperate. Horny motherfucker I was.

>now that I look back on it, glad she didnt
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I regularly ejaculate into the milk that me, my 2 sisters and my mother drink from
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>>702358473
Da Fuck?
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My girlfriend doesn't know this but I caught her one day at college rubbing another guys dick through his pants when I passed by her class room and looked through the doorway.
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When I was young, 10 or something, I shoplifted a pack of batteries from Walmart. I used them to play Pokemon blue on my game boy.
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>>702357116
found dildo in fathers drawer
i fucked it
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>>702358792
And why are u so beta to do anything about it?
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>>702357116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEUzIP1Ap2U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPviAKaHAN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqWzmofBm8Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf-RoS2ga_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a18Jc5MCAGw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jjzrWNC6z0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obPR48Zcyw4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXIHoHB2z7I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZo67y8_ZVY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRv16JQ6DKM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-_GWUw8LwM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uSXm8G3Kgc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZxXZ2Wx9O4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjiE0o_zDyY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63YDORxJn3s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz50hqWrHUY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gO0Yg5S7uc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f82ITt35QA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhUnW5aRpS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GIDzpMgeAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbRQkWAITes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA7Y4DCLO2o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwXZxmVWU00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWCKIJC6KMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ye4bRSClpk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKHqPT3_2TQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9trhLMnVCk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy3aXOBcIyU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNTll1cFPl4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1mFcl4DRDM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hFQWiqMS4Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwTPl8Tf7E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VzxU841IYQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyfHcImuMOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDUl_mi4xcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NeMPxB37B4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipm2U8_tWWc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ52NmzO2Tk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xa8k4Qkx9o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHL5WEMbwWU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzZKh6J7K8M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D9OKb8tAB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAkekQkJb5E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLJi_dY9pcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHL5WEMbwWU
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>>702357116
I like to eat tacos and watch Mexicans fuck my gold-digger wife. It really turns me on when they get rough with her square silicone boobs.

(pic related, it's me)
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K
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My gf cheated on me in our first week. I forced her to cuckold me with fear of her nudes being sent to her family, then I forced her to reverse cuckold me. She hated it and it ruined her. Serves her right though.
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>>702357946

Is that chunk from goonies?
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Once i fuxked my female housemate and we had an argument so i cummed in her shampoo and conditioner and body wash bottles every time i had a a shower for 2 weeks
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I'm buying a fursuit from a company called one fur all, my favorite car is the mazda miata 20b converted. I unironically listen the vaporwave. I own a Vietnamese daab. I drive an asphalt princess truck
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>>702358792
stupid beta. what a man wouldve done was kicked the door open then punched her in the tits and broke it off with her. if the dude knew about you and her being in a relationship then set that non bro on fire with a zippo and diesel. but not you super beta...bet that kind of shit happens to you all the time. bet you even started to like it to catch women fucking you over with some random strange. bet you even imagine sucking the dudes cum out of her when you go down her. enjoy your dinner you stupid beta fag. my only wish is that she is over 18 and i get to meet her so i know you suck her clean when i get done with her skank ass.
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>>702359237
Yep
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I've fucked both my cousin and sister
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I just fucked an anal flesh light.

It felt amazing. I came so hard. Unfortunately a bunch of lube spilled out on the floor and I had to mop it.
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Me, my girl and my friend got real drunk and on a bunch of drugs while his gf was pregnant at home. They were having a fight at the time. He asked us if he could kiss my girl and we were like yea whatever. Ended up getting carried away with a bunch of crazy shit and taking turns fucking her like all night. They still together and he never told her, my girl especially feels kinda bad about it. Woke up in the morning feeling like aw goddammit, we're shit people.
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>>702357116

I love smelly fat girls, especially if they're sweaty, ugly, wear glasses and have a fishy pussy.

I love tying them up and fucking them on all fours while calling them names.
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>>702359017

Found dildo in father's closet
Stole it
Still use it 14 years later
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I prechew my food and eat it later
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>>702358456
>I tried to fuck my dog once when I was like 12. She didn't cooperate. Horny motherfucker I was.

I'm an adult and I fucked my male dog in the ass a dozen times. He died unexpectedly last year (cancer). I want to get another dog, as both a buddy and as a fuckbuddy.
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>>702359879
Respect
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This shit makes me diamonds

And i LOVE it.
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i sucked a dick yesterday and fucked his mouth.

i'm not even gay

>wat do?
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I love this place
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>>702359779

>Aw goddammit, I'm a cuck.
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>>702359933
dude
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>>702359933

But why?
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>>702357116
Jimmy, I want to fuck you, and you to fuck me.
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>>702360123
Me too fam.
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Garbbed my cousins ass and tits all the time
>was successful each time
>she never caught on
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>>702360155
boy do i have some news for you anon
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Had sexual congress (not penetration) with a dude twice. It was... okay. Kinda just reaffirmed that I am straight. I much preferred the tinder game with college women, so I guess I'll return to that?

I fear that I should get serious and try to find a wife though.
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>>702360501

High five, anon. I love dressing like it too. Or in plastic and rubber meant for women.
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>>702360599
let me guess, i'm gay?
but i have a girlfriend for 2 years
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>>702359114
what are you trying to say?
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>>702360238
>>702360305
It just taste better, I mix it up with other food and save it. I'll make a thread later to explain and find more like me
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I punched a hole in the wall at my course and denied doing it once my tutor saw it.
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I raped a drunk guy,then had an abortion.
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>>702360705
I wish I lived alone so I could indulge in the fetish without consequence.
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>>702361001
Whyd ya do that anon?
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>>702361001
What country does your terminology come from?

Course? Is it india?
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>>702360748
If you're not gay, you're definitely bi.
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>>702357116
I want to fuck my boss...and my sister...and my wheelchair bound neighbor...God, what is wrong with me?
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>>702360155
Not sure how old you are, but I am >>702360654

I feel like there is a stigma for male experimentation, but it's nothing to worry about. If you feel fine with it, then whatever, why worry?

Like I said in my other post, had relations with men, but it just confirmed that I prefer women. I find men attractive, but sex with men is not something I enjoy, and I know that now for sure.
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>>702357116
I shit red peppers and cant feel it anymore
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>>702361084
I'm not him but I almost understand. I like getting fucked by shemales.

But not dudes. Shemales with 8inch or so Dicks and Latino is a plus, they can do what they want with me.

Now put me in front of a dude and I have no interest whatever
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>>702361075
I'm an NZ fag. Basically I'm taking a course in carpentry to one day become a future builder.
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>>702361102

fuck them all
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>>702360935
please do it
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>>702357116
I'd love to trade my 7.5" cock for being a short girl and take knots
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>>702357908
Good luck with that bro, hope it'll work out for you.
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>>702361051

I know the feeling. Got my own place now so I can dress like a little girl or rubber slut and wriggle on my bed, cuffed and gagged
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I cheated on my girlfriend, the love of my life in the first week of our relationship. Couldn't tell her when it happened, she went on holidays and feelings only got stronger. When she came back life was perfect, couldn't be more happy. Guilt was getting to me, couldn't live with myself anymore. Told her yesterday. Feel like an asshole that I ruined this beautiful thing...
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>>702359775
THAT'S your confession? lol
pretty straight life you lead.
adorable
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My sister used to suck my dick in return for twenty bucks.
Happened from age 13 to 16. She was a year older than me
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>>702361102
>>702361210
I see
ok for your reply, stimulation
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>>702361148
im 20
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>>702361197
Fair enough, just acknowledge you're bi. Even if it's only getting fucked by feminine cock, just be honest with yourself and say you're bi, it does wonders for your mindset how liberating it is.
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>>702357116

I honestly believe that catholic confession gave me schizophrenia at a young age

I ruined my asshole from sticking things in it too much, still recovering, still pretty convinced that I'm not gay

>>702359489

>I unironically listen the vaporwave

guilty

>>702360041

>unexpectedly

you fucked your dog bro, let that sink in for a bit
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>>702361425
Have you tried things with women as well?
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>>702361351
>, she went on holidays and feelings only got stronger.
that means it's all in your head, and not really her
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>>702361568
yeah i have a girlfriend, and before her i had 2 more. fucked all day
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>>702361063
Me and my friend were playing pool in the games room and decided it'd be funny to use the pool sticks and ram them into the wall. After doing so my friend dared me to punch a hole in the wall which I happily agreed to doing. A fucking 12 inch hole appeared!
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>>702361450
For sure I'm bi, it's just such a mindfuck because , if I told someone in passing I was bigger, they would picture me and a lumberjack getting it on and it couldn't be further from the truth.

But I've been fucking she males for 10 years or more so I don't fight it. I'm married I have kids and shit, so it didn't hinder me.

Every now and then I get a shemale cock in my various holes and maybe some filling as well.
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>>702357116

I fantasize about having young girls in shiny rubber swimsuits bound and gagged in my closet
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>>702361696
Yeah, same situation. Honestly it was mostly just curiosity and psychotropics but overall I feel it was worth it. It was enjoyable, but I wouldn't repeat. I much prefer women, and now I am certain.
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Female worgen feet poking out from under a hot dress
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Long story...About 10 years ago, was at a party at my best friends parents house. They had a huge back yard that was perfect for partying/cookouts. Anyway. End of the night, everyone either gone or passed out, I'm sitting by the fire drunk as Hell, and my friends mom came out of the house. We always gave my friend shit for how hot she was when we were growing up (still good looking today). She was also hammered, but was dressed for bed in her short night gown. She stumbled across the yard and sat down on a bench beside me. I told her I was about to go to bed, and she said she would help me get ready. So we started turning lights off outside, and unplugging the radio, shit like that, and I noticed that she wasn't wearing anything under her night gown, and immediately came to my senses. So being drunk, I asked if she was wearing panties and she flashed me her ass and said no of course not, she was ready for bed. About 5 mins or so go by, and I said fuck it,"can I grab your ass" and she said of course. So after several mins of grabbing her ass, she let me grab her tits. I basically begged for a blowjob or sex but she basically said no. However, she would give me a handjob. So we went into the out building by where we were sitting, and jerked me off. And the whole time, I keep saying "you can kiss it/suck it if you like" to no answer...and finally, about 10 secs before I came, she could tell, and sucked me off to finish... Fucking ecstasy right there... Fast forward to last year, a bunch of us were out to dinner and drinks, and for the first time since that happened, we both talked and laughed about it while no one was around us.
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>>702357116

I had sex with a dreadlock hippie girl last night. She is 20, I am 34.
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I know, I feel like an asshole. She was a girl I could see myself getting married with. Stupid thing is I didn't really have a reason, i had everything. That's why I'm going to see a psychologist this week. I don't wanna ruin anything like this anymore, gotta work on myself.
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>>702361917
yeah it was pretty shitty, his blowjobs are pathetic and his dick was tiny,
fucked his mouth for like 1 hour to get off.
women are better
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>>702361570
Meant to reply to you with

>>702362057
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Cooked some really spicy chicken today, I also busted a nut on my dogs face a few days ago.
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>>702358155
pics please? :)
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>>702359024
you said it, he is beta. maybe it makes him hard like diamond thinking about this beta moment
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>>702362042
that sounds ok
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>>702362423

kinda was...
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>>702362062
Yep. Men are kinda not that great. I honestly don't get why women like us, but I won't analyze it too closely. Let sleeping dogs lie and all that. I feel like there is a bitch joke in there somewhere.
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>>702358291
moar.

tell us the circumstcnes. did you cum in him?
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>>702360230
fair call but nah was just wasted as fuck
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>>702360230
You don't even know the meaning of cuckolding you stupid underaged cretib. What he did was completely different twat.
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>>702361760
Yeah fair call, I know what you mean. As long as you can admit it to yourself, doesn't matter what other people think.
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>>702361891
Kinky.
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2 years ago i took a big teddy bear from my sister and cut a hole in it.
fucked it regulary for 3 months and cummed in it every time.
the bear started to rot inside and smelled badly, my sister was clueless.
she threw it away.
nobody knows
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>>702362653
Gross, but at least it wasn't a live thing.
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>>702362618

You like it too? I often wear a shiny leotard in bed while I fap, imagining them squirming with their mouth taped up tight behind the closet doors in front of me.
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>>702362743
Anything shiny gets me rock hard.
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>>702362827

Mmm, me too. Even the smell of rubber gets me going.
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>>702361563
>>702359489

what the fuck is vaporwave
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From a well known city near but not in two of the countries with the highest populations in earth. Take lives for money. Wish to stop, but cannot, known by too many people involved in this life.

It's very easy, motorcycle, weapon, study the person. I thought it would be easy but it's not. Not one day passes that my heart doesn't race.
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>>702362545
>>702362579
His girl fucked by another guy in front of him. That makes him cuck directly you gay cucks.
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>>702362917

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE

I just discovered it a few weeks ago, and I listen to it unironically too. Love retro sounding electronica.

Though I can't listen to Macintosh Plus in the car as it feels like i'm driving around in a shitty vine meme
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>>702362579

Letting another man fuck your girlfriend/wife is literally one of the definitions of cuckolding.
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>>702357116
I once had a tumblr called "crunchyinsteadofcookies" where I posed as a 19 year old girl who had lost her virginity at the age of 13 to her family's German Shepherd and talked about her experience with beastiality.
I went into much detail about what to expect having sex with dogs and how to approach them for sexy times.

I kept it up for 5 weeks before I got banned and I had a total of ~60.000 subscribers.

Several women contacted me and said that they had read my tumblr and dared to try having sex with their dogs. All of them said they had enjoyed it. (However, they could ofc also have been trolls, but they seemed very legit).
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>>702363117

Pretty comfy so far, but I can't help but feel like some of it will sound like tweenwave from South Park to me.
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>>702357116
One put sharpie in pooper when eating burrito. Is that spicy enough?
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Yiiiiiiisss ... me like
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>>702357798
34m of atonement for you
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>>702357946
223m walk of atonement for you
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>>702359933
That's the worst thing I ever heard on this thread
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>>702358291
742m walk of atonement for you
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>>702360230
>>702362579
>>702363102
the funny thing is shes faithful as fuck and she has more than repayed the favour.
>awaiting next jelous cliche insults.
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>>702358456
900m walk of atonement for you plus 9 chilly peppers for uranus
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>>702358473
458m walk of atonement for you plus snort 200ml of milk
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>>702364027
Holy shit, I forgot bubble baths exist. Time to put that on the bucket list. Thanks, anon.
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>>702358977
231m walk of atonement for you
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>>702360935
>>702359933
these pictures literally make me want to puke my guts out, what the hell is wrong with you. your eating your own vomit almost..
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>>702359017
Fuck it again
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>>702359114
1409m walk for u
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>>702359805
Again !
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>>702364299
>jealous
kek. Ok mate, continue to live with a lie and a fucked gf.
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Ate a slug.
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>>702364794
At least he has a girl
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>>702364794
Continue to masterbate 12x daily overy bbw porn when you're actually gay
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>>702364530
It's a popular style of eating. Look it up.
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I roll up my fleece blankets and masturbate with them.
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>>702365121
Anyone else put maple syrup on McDonald's pancakes?
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>>702362032
gold
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>>702363072
how much for 1 contract?
How do you get paid? Bitcoins?
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who has heard of teladora? my mate than came back from jail told me of it. it is making a hole in a foam matress, lining with food wrap and fucking it with shampoo or margarine as lube.
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>>702365406
That's like asking if people put stuff between the bread when they make a sandwich.
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>>702365653
Is that a poor people joke?, Cuz if so I will trigger all over your ass.
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>>702357116
I fuck hookers when my girlfriend gets unbearable. Extra $100 to buttfuck the tiny teen spinner? Yes, please.
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>>702357116
I stole a piece of art worth 16,000 dollars from this place my dad got me a job at.
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>>702361351
427m walk plus 120ml of feels enema
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Instead of recycling i just put all my garbage in a big bag, drive to a remote location and throw it at the side of the road
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>>702361891
We will walk this atonement together 599m will do I guess
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>>702362032
Fap material right here
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>>702359775
KEK
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I fucked a 17 year old escort last week filming it all with a hidden cam. Better still, I fucked her in her ass even though she didn't want it. Better yet, it was two days before my wife's birthday.
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>>702366076
actually im not even mad
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>>702366151
caterpillar enema and 100m crawl atonemnt
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>>702366151
for some reason you made me think of this dickhead landlord i had. kept coming in when i wasnt there and snooping through shit. watching who was coming and going being real nosey and just a general dickhead.
Among other things I filled the curtain and shower rails with hard boiled eggs and moved out. the place didnt rent long term for months.
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>>702361197
..... You do realize that 'shemales' ARE dudes right? Like, you understand that you're a faggot?
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>>702366599
daaaaym, AGAIN !
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sex'd my cousin with a nintendo DS stylus when I was about 8
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>>702366599
Well, post the video or didnt happen
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>>702359489
confess more
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>>702357816
those nips and doz hips

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>702366599
post video or kneel on corn for 3 hours
goddamit poost the video
~600m walk of atonement for me , for cursing
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>>702366151
Fuck you.
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>>702366946
Can't post as it would be classified as cheese pizza
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>>702358473
aaaaaaawwww hell yissssssssss
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>>702357816
yiiiiiis ...
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>>702366599
>>702366946
+1 vid request
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I watch gay porn on a regular basis.
I don't feel guilty.
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>>702357908
my thing is that i dont understand why i dont go hard to get to my goals. i know i want to graduate with great grades, get a qt-3.14 gril, but i dont work at it like i hear others work at their goals.
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>>702366783
It's not gay if she has a feminine penis.
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I wanna be a trap
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>>702359933
i just got the erge to want to slap you firmly across the face.
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>>702367245
I'd love to share. But forum rules are forum rules.
Found out her name though.
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>>702367154
I am sorry, but imma continue doing it. Gonna throw away 2 bags of un-recycled garbage tonight under the cover of darkness.
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NEXT
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>>702357908
I was like that, as well.
The thing is; if you keep obsessing over the fact that you don't have the willpower to do something, you won't have the willpower to do the thing you want to do.
What you have to do is, and this might sound cliché, think positively and try to convince yourself that you do have the willpower and the abilities to achieve your goal.
You may be deceiving yourself at first, but it may become true soon.
It worked for me, at least.
Don't become arrogant because that can be very counter-productive, but at least have some self-confidence.

I wish you the best of luck and hope that you can achieve your goals! :)
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>>702367537
at least dont scatter it everywhere. stack it up against the wall of your local council building, or somewhere where it will be cleaned up.
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cash ahead of time, about 100,000 rupees so 1000USD
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>>702363686
This is good, do it again plz, and keep at it.
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>>702366783
I will refer you to this
>>702367389
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>>702357908
Are you me?
H O W
O
W
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>>702357908
thats an awesome post
>>702367741
if actual sex would help you could also sign up to some wierd internet sex group theres heaps. swingers, fantasies, gay singles you name it. people post wierd fucked up fantasies they would probably never ask anyone to do in real life and others can message them if theyre game enough.
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>>702359727
Is she the same person?
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I like Pizza with Pineapple, cherries, bananas and pepperoni, all together
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>>702357908
same boat broseph

i got no answers
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>>702366946
>>702367146
>>702367245
She's rather cute, don't you think?
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>>702368513
Pineapple, cherries, bananas and pepperoni smoothie enema for you, plus 32m crawl of atonement.
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*silence*
yes she is very pretty. almost glad you didnt post the video now.
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>>702361373
why did she stop?
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I had missionary sex for the sole purpose of procreation.
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>>702359175
826m walk of atonement plus drink mexcan jizz
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>>702369630
That is the biggest crime against nature we've seen so far
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>>702369630
subscribe to brazzers and swap wife for a midget
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>>702368222
pakistan or india?
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>>702369882
pakistan
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>>702358473
This one by far omg
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>be 15
>gf dumps me for some fag
>guy lives down the road from me
>turns out our parents had a kid together, kid got adopted out
>somehow become friends with him
>fast foward
>hanging out playing Halo
>tell him to suck my dick
>sucks my dick
>reciprocate
>mfw I sucked my ex girlfriend's boyfriend's dick
>mfw my sister's brother sucked my dick
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>>702370394
I can hear Korn all in the family playing
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Service member, on leave in Chicago. Did Coke and considering an hero. Yayyyyy!
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>>702357116
As a kid was forced to suck my uncles dick before I was allowed to sleep. He would never stop pestering me about it. This was before I even knew what a dick was for besides pee. This uncle is 1 year older than me. I feel disgusted with myself all the time. Can never feel proud about myself anymore.
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>>702357116
I raped a woman in a university toilet.
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>>702370593
Why an hero? Coke leaves your system really fast. Might just be depressed from the come down.
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>>702369630
Fuck off you degenerate.
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I am a Super Saiyan. Yes, we are real.
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>>702371910
yes i am one to, a black super saiyan
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salsa
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>>702372079
Nigga, you know damn well that all Super Saiyans are black
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> be me, 21
> in the states for vacation
> staying with my grandmother who happens to own a care home for the elderly
> late at night, the bromethius is over
> he busts out some coke and we proceed to get coked up
> only 3rd time doing coke
> late in the night
> bromethius leaves
> out of nowhere, coke infused blood enters my cock
> HOLYFUCKINGDICKNIPPLESBATMAN.jpg
> i have raging boner and theres nothing Russia can do to stop it
> i masturbate 3 times to calm my raging coked up penis.
> Nothing... i mean i came 3 times, but mooooooooooooooooooooooar.....
> i decide to pull some shit i will feel some type of way about forever.
> i remembered an old lady earlier in the night had said how handsome i was and how i should lay next to her in bed ( as i do help put the clients to bed . )
> i laugh and walk away weirded out
> AINT SO FUCKING WEIRD NOW IS IT
> DICKSOUTFORHARAMBE
> walk into her room, turn out light, i put my dick on her lip and told her to give me the ol lickaroo
> she called me a naughty boy and gave me the ol lickaroo
> she took my load like a champ
> ive never done anything like this nor have i ever harmed anybody before
> cocaine is one hell of a drug.......
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bump
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I fap to my gorgeous sister and sniff her panties
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The reason my niece dropped out of high school and we ran away together is so that we could be together without judgement.

We always tell our family that we are fine but we can't tell them where we are or what is going on.
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When I was 21 went to a college party met a girl took her back to the hotel find out she's 14 and fucked her any way
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touched and fucked my sister in her sleep from her age 14-17
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I'm drunk and I want to die.
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>>702373485
we're all drunk and suicidal, you retard. this is /b/.
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>>702373568
Fair call.
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>>702373568

kek
this is horrifyingly accurate
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i recently had my wife suck her ex's dick and she sent me pics
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>>702357116
I'm set to get married next year I love my GF alot and we have a happy comfortable life but an old flame who I was crazy about wants to fuck me bad she sends me pics (Don't ask, I deleted them so I didn't get in shit) talks filth basically wants me to dom her, I play along sometimes. I'm not a cheat an never been tempted by anyone else but I do feel like I want to fuck her when she's back in England. Dunno what to do.
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>>702359489
Brandon?
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>>702358792
You cuck sob.
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>>702357116
OP, you are a faggot. see, I confessed.
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Stole chocolate and candy from corner store when 12 a few times.

Stole pipes and sex stuff from sex shop when I was 16.

Cheated on a few of my exs near the beginning before we were official and after I found out my ex was cheating I blew 800 and fucked, oral, etc a Spanish stripper. Was so good.

I send dick pics to girls even though I'm about to have a baby with my current gf.

I masterbate to all my hot family by law all the time.

I was kind of raped when I was 11 and when I was 12 I kind of raped the cousin of my raper.

I house sit for people and raid the women's underwear.

I let my ex peg me with my parents strap on when I was 16.

I feel better.
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When I was 16, my mom sent me to bible camp. I smoked a blunt every single day, rolling them out of pg 420 from their bibles.
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>>702362209
Every picture leads to Facebook. I'm to much of a pussy to post. I've been here a long time and know what happens
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>>702370623
I feel same house a mess don't know how to have the care for myself
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what the fuck. why is this thread still alive?
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Sold a friend of mine and his gf some tabs of 25-nbome and a bunch of klonopin since they where going to his cabin for the weekend. Apparently they brought her two young kids with them. There was a gas leak there, the two of them to fucked up to know. GF and her daughter died. No one knows they were fucked up on drugs sold by me. Its been 3 years since it happened and I still feel guilty.
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retarded monkeys
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>>702376688
uuhhhhhh you are fucking guilty, scumbag. you killed them. you are the reason a family is broken apart now. you need to be dealt with. turn yourself in
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>>702369413
he ran out of money
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>>702377345
Did he make them take drugs when they had kids? No their own dumbasses got themselves killed dumbass.
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>>702357946
Underrtaed
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