My penis is very small and I'm on the verge of suicide. My dick is around 4 inches when hard and 2 soft. I'm a 19 year old Handless, kissless virgin and I'm failing college badly with a ~2 GPA. Can anyone give me advice because I'm so lost right now.
How do I go about doing it? I'm scared to go in public and jump off a building and I have no access to a gun. Can you give me something easy I can buy on Amazon to do it?
Does it really matter? Mens asses feel the same as womens just don't look or think about the dick when you fuck.
Small penis and failing school isn't the end of the world, go out and enjoy yourself. Study get your grades up, suicide isn't the answer especially for that ridiculous reason. Don't put your family and friends threw that
Same anon, Military tends to take whatever you got in college, salvage it and rank you up if you got enough credits, disregarding GPA, if you're not over 25-27% body fat you can get in all the branches. Plus you get paid, and grills dig the dress blues.
Also, don't be a retard and join a branch because it's "cool" or "uncool" Air force is hands down the most comfortable. And if all you're looking for is a steady job to hold you over until you figure out what you want to do, join the air force.
If you don't like college just drop it. Find your self a job, whatever that is,find a new house with a roommate(s) and some guy friends.
Start watching rick and morty and plz don't kill yourself or listen to anyone who tells you to.
I don't have any friends and get really agoraphobic around strangers. My parents would let me stay here of course but I feel like utter shit being a NEET in a different way than when I'm struggling in college.
Take your chances, you've already told us you're going to an hero. You could lie like 50% of the people do and they may never figure out. That or move to Mexico, those fools make bank selling drugs and are always looking for English speakers to hook them up with American clients
Firstly, 4 inches isn't that small. It's below average, but not by much. In China you'd be average.
idk what a 2gpa is, but if you're studying something worth while like maths of engineering it can still be OK.
My advice for you is just to work really hard at one thing and everything will just fall into place. I'd work on getting your grades up and focus on nothing else.
medfag here. I know it sounds weird but a dick isn't necesary for a relationship. In college we study that men (and I'm a man) are very tied to their dicks.
Just listen to me, you really don't need it. If you want to satisfy a woman, your dick isn't gonna help anyways (I'm always surprised on how many man don't know how a vulva actually works. It's incredible). Your fingers, on the other hand, are VERY useful. try to practice piano, or any skill that makes you learn how to touch softly or hardly on command, try to work in that and massage, and learn anatomy. It's that simple, there's nothing wrong with you, just your own limitating ideas about what society tell you it is important. But trust me, it isn't.
I hope I helped you, I can only give you a book of reference, it is 100% scientific, but it is a bit expensive: "Guide to getting it on", or something like that, I don't remember the author, but it's a PhD
Thanks, that's good advice. People laugh at my voice in class, and it's been like that since middle school. I'm not paranoid, since I've confirmed it. I dropped out of highschool for an entire year when two people I respected laughed at my voice in the middle of class. I have so many problems....
Start everyday with a wank. Dont think about chicks. Start getting your school shit together, finish that shit like a pro.. Your life is just beginning.. Get a 3/10 low self esteem chick to practice on.. Stay of 4chan. Win
OP you stupid shit
>wants to kill himself because of small dick
I can pleasure a woman with one finger.
If you have a baby dick, fucking live with it.
It's not like you are unable to fuck, right?
There is more to a relationship between a man and a woman, than destroying her pussy.
But you seem to live in a fantasy world of 10 inch nigger cock rape porn.
man up faggot
OP here, that was my dick soft but I finally got it hard.
your dicks fine, looks the same size as mine and tbh you just need to learn how to use your hands while you fuck..rubbing their clit etc dw just focus on getting your grades up bro
You can get a legit penis extension in Germany now. That should give you incentive to get your grades up and get a job. In the meantime, get laid off some back page escorts. Build your confidence. I'm in law enforcement. I can guarantee (in Florida at least) police don't track back page. Get a burn phone to call them on though
Get your GPA up. It's more a reflection of work ethic than actual intelligence anyway.
Just work hard and become something cool like a doctor, engineer, or scientist.
Find a decent lady who isn't a size queen and you'll be fine.
its not .
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
try hard to succeed at college otherwise its a waste of time , maybye military would be best , wish i'd done that when I was you'r age instead of welfare and too much hard cider . go navy , ignore the "gay navy meme" it is so not gay and you will get to travel . they might let you in even with antidepressants . i'd get yourself off them while you still can , funny how the happy people I know are the ones that go out and enjoy life and the depressed ones are the ones on meds
>Look at that pecker wood.
OP are you really that retarded? That's fucking AVERAGE SIZED bro! I'm guessing maybe 5.5 or 6 inches? If you wanna get bigger at least girth wise, start doing some exercises. Quit being an emo faggot and DO SOMETHING. I went from a 5.9 inch dick to a 7 inch one in a year. Get on it and start making that shit better! http://penis-enlargement.org/beginner_workouts.htm
Don't worry about dick size, chicks don't give a shit, as long as you have a car and some money, you're fine.
If you're feeling lost in college, take a semester off and explore what you'd like to do. Maybe trade school is your bag.
wait, what? Dude, your like.. totally average dick sized, what the hell? Stop watching porn, man - or at least stop caring you don't have a pornstar dick.
Also, it not just about size - you got a good looking D, don't worry about it.
How do you know they're laughing at you? And dude, the key to that is just to not care. It may seem hard at first, but how can they make fun of you if you just make fun of your self? Or just own your quirkiness. Chicks dig funny, confident dudes.
I've asked. I had a whole row of people in my college lecture laughing at my voice and I asked the dude sitting next to me and he said it was my voice. I knew this for years and years though. I have plenty of evidence compiled. It's really hard to take charge of your life when you were allowed to get bullied since you were 11 and adults don't do shit about it.
>It's really hard to take charge of your life when you were allowed to get bullied since you were 11 and adults don't do shit about it
Whoa DUDE, it's not their responsibility. I mean if you're 5 it is. You should have just smashed the dude in the face who was laughing at you. If you have nothing else in life OP, you need your respect. Don't take shit from faggots.
I can honestly soak from experience. I was bullied for about 1 day in freshman year. Then I fought the kid, fuck I even lost but nobody fucked with me after that. Do you have a dad growing up OP?
How much is 4 inch in cm and how much would be 15 cm in inch?
I've been in your boat for a few years, but you just stop giving a shit to be honest. I straight up told my entire family to fuck off and let me do me before I offed myself, dropped out of college, got a Bartender license and my certs for onsite and offsite serving, and now I'm working on a Culinary degree so that I can become a chef. You're only 19, being a virgin is the silliest thing to be upset about man, plus your cock's thick so being four inches really doesn't seem like that much of a negative. I knew like three girls in high school who were disgusted with dudes who had more than 5 inches because "It hurt too much."
Trust me, I'm a faggot, I know the ins and outs of at least the first 23 years of life and what comes after college and high school, you'll be just fine.
literally no girl ever was disgusted with a dick for being more than FIVE inches for "hurting too much" unless you're hanging out with 10 year olds.
you've been had by girls sweet talking your sensitive ego
Small penis making your life misery? Turn it to your advantage: wear make up, take hormones, become a trap.
You'll soon be having all the sex you want, albeit with men and lesbians.
As a bartender, I'm a big fan of some real shitty gin and tonic mixed with ritalin and the blackest coffee I can find. It takes a little while but about three drinks in and you start to forget who you are.
I'm not trying to forget, that's why I like psychedelics, you can dive so far inside your own self you almost cross over into another dimension.
wait, you're putting Ritalin in there?
speaking of coffee, have you tried caveman coffee? I heard that shit's dope
I actually haven't! I'll have to give it a try, and no I don't really put it in anything other than my mouth. Just so happens that my prescription coincides rather nicely with my usual habits. Usually I just go for really dark folgers and chug a thermos of it to start my day off, ever since I started drinking it purely black I kinda stopped caring about anything but the amount of caffeine it can shove into me at once.
Been interested in shrooms for a while but my last trip was acid in highschool and it ended with me falling asleep in a tree somehow.
Orher than that your voice is fine m8
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You shouldn't worry so much, especially since it's only one year of college. I would recommend getting some non internet bros that you can get surfaced with and with bros egging you on and liquid courage in your veins you can find some college sloots and totally tear up some puss.
From the wording of your post, I assume you aren't still on the antidepressants. The military only cares about stuff like that because it has the ability to affect judgement, so as long as you aren't taking them anymore, you should be good. You could always look up the recruiter near you and send them an email if you're worried you'll get turned away for it.
kek i think you sent the wrong link m8, all i see is a guy shoving something inside a garbage can
There is literally nothing wrong with your voice, not nasal or anything. Just kinda deep, you don't have to sound like a dying rat to please the faggots that do
Things will be alright OP. Penis size is not everything. Neither is college. That's just what society wants you to think. Happiness is somewhere inside of you. Don't give up. I was a virgin when I was 18. I'm 21 now and have had sex with a lot of women. Good luck and don't give up.
How about you disregard ladies and your small dick and aquire skills and currency? Cause let me tell ya, skills and currency are what ladies who will date you are looking for, and will do you much better in the long run. Your real problem here is your shit GPA.
i thought it wasnt case sensitive
Sorry if I seem paranoid. I've dealt with this since junior high and I would honestly rather someone tell me something is odd than not even if nothing is wrong.
Don't worry about it man, I used to go through the same shit. Everything changed when I started to give 0 fucks and stand up for myself. Can't help you on the grades though, mine are kinda shit too (3.0) but I'm actively improving my skills in shit that MATTERS to me and that's actually profitable. If you're proficient with computers I suggest you get into programming, shit can be REALLY profitable and it can be kinda easy to pick up on if you have the fundamentals down. Either way, best of luck to you bro
Retard, there are so many ways to get it the way you like. Earn enough of money + get the best operation. Noob look around and don't fixate on one thing. Spend more time on rekt threads and realize how good you are. Fucking bitch
That is not as dumb as it seems. Fucking a prostitute will make you lose some shyness and your mental block that maked you think that if you are a virgin something is wrong with you. If you find a one with a nice personality, the experience might be a pretty good one, pushing you closer to regular cumdumpsters.
Hey OP, my dick's only about five and a half inches. It doesn't really matter.
What matters is your confidence. Own the world, and you'll have whatever you want. To do good in school? Sure. Fuck girls, yeah.
Whatever you want, if you're confident enough you'll get it. Remember, you're literally in your own first person RPG, and you only get one life. Better play it carefully, but have fun!
>Find a decent lady who isn't a size queen and you'll be fine.
Okay, first year, they're fine with it. But after the third year, she's gonna think about cheating because she feels like she's missing out. There's no good girls bad girls there's just girls.