So anon, why don't you have a girlfriend?
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So anon, why don't you have a girlfriend?
>>702346725
>inb4 gay
I do. She's sitting in our room watching youtube videos, bitching about not being able to sleep.
>>702346725
Social anxiety
>>702346725
i do
>>702346725
Don't care much and too busy for it.
>>702346725
BECAUSE GOD DIDNT MAKE GIRLFRIENDS THAT LOOK LIKE THIS!?!!??!!!!?!?
no one likes me so i stopped
Alcoholic
Abortion
Allahuhackbar
>>702347062
Kys
>>702346785
No-Hono bro......
But I kinda get a little chubster going when I think about your moist ass crack.
>>702347150
Ya know what sucks?
I hate myself too.
>>702346725
Fuck off Brandon you suck horse cock
Why don't you have leeches on your ballsack, OP?
>>702347155
That's not gay at all.
Because after we broke up she didn't want to date me right away. So she met a guy and then dated him until she realised he was a dick. Then we pretty much dated but never made it official because she wasn't ready to get tied down. Then she met a guy at a convention and she started liking him. 2months later after I propose a break after she rudely sat o. Her cellphone the entire time we were out on her birthday , she fucked her boss. She liked him more than she let on and when she finally asked him about dating he turned her down. So now the nice small city guy(me) isnt dating g the girl I love because she wanted to see what somendouche from l.a. was really like.
>>702346725
I'm ugly and stupid. And I'm weird.
>>702346817
This and the fact that I don't have a car or a job, living with my parents doesn't help either. Am 21 years old.
Gf reporting in
Just woke up next to her
Married
I do.
>>702346725
cant trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die op
>>702346725
because i'm tired of doing the same stuff over and over.
>meet a girl
>fall in love
>stay together
>get accustomed
>continue growing while she stays the same
>still kinda love her but i can't say it anymore
>become frustrated when she is content with being mediocre
>things fall apart
>melancholy when thinking about all she could have been
>all we could have been
>get over her
>repeat
happened 5 times in my life, i'm not sure i want to waste my time like this again.
i just try to break things off neatly shortly after falling in love, just before i decide to stay with her.
>>702347688
nice dad joke.
The girls I felt something for beyond lust didn't feel the same.
The girls I only felt lust for (or didn't like) I can't build anything with even when they had feelings for me.
Tragic but in many ways I'm ok with it, but I bounce between loneliness and independence. I've had plenty of sex but i've never made love though. I'd like to do that one day.
well maybe the wife wont leave so i can get a girlfriend.
>>702346725
wife won't let me have a girlfriend
>>702346725
im ugly and poor.
>>702346725
They inevitably put requirements on my time and money, in addition to growing to expect I will inconvenience myself due to my feelings for them. None of these are acceptable.
>>702348004
kek
Wife and 2 gfs. Eat shit OP
because im not good enough
>>702347761
I decided to take a break from the pursuit of women 4 years ago. I didn't intend for it to last 4 years, but the truth of the matter is it's been the happiest 4 years of life--for many reasons not just the lack of women-related stresses being a constant thorn in my side.
I've come to find that I kind of like having my queen-sized bed all to myself. I kind of rather be alone at night if it means I'm not being nagged at. It's nice to be able to get up whenever I want on the weekends. It's great actually having money saved in the bank instead of constantly being pressured to do "fun" things that cost a bunch of money.
I guess it also bares mentioning that the few women that have gone out of their way to convey any sort of interest me since seemed to really just want something out of me, money/kids, and that also sours my outlook at dating right now.
There's part of me that kind of misses the whole bf/gf dating thing, but y'know... as the years have gone on... that voice has gotten softer and softer.
Because my last girlfriend left me after an emotionally heavy funeral that left me in more of as more of an emotional wreck than I was before. She's recently told me that she has discovered other guys aren't as nice and that she regrets leaving me. I have told her that I want her out of my life despite me still being deeply in love with her which is an issue when I'm dating/ fucking other people
I don't care enough to be in a relationship. Also, because I'm not gay.
I'm antisocial and I don't trust women anymore
Most of them just play with your heart then leave, laughing to themselves
>>702349402
Convey!!!!
Fedora loving faggot.
Friend zoned for life yo haha
>>702346725
Pussy does nothing for my dick, so fuck it.
Because I smoked meth got kicked out of my parents.......... Long story
i'm in a fuck buddy situationship with this chick who's leaving for med school in a year, does that count?
I'm too ugly, less fuck care about women and too antisocial
You don't have a GF because you're so socially inept that you spend your nights trolling /b/. I'm only here to laugh at the posts like this because I have a wife who's great to me and I discovered /b/ after I was married, and /b/ entertains me.
Trust me, if you find anything here on /b/ interesting to you - whether it's the porn that's posted, or the stupid ROLL THIS TO GET THAT games, or trying to figure out what a card stand is or a finger box is, you're already about 10 steps behind anyone who actually has the social skills to get a GF.
My advice for this thread is that you should stop spending your nights on /b/ and go out and do something. Meet a girl somehow, and do it without referencing anything on the internet. Start with the piggy friend of the hot girl and work your way up from there. If your ideal GF is someone you only know from a picture - or from a friend of a friend - you're setting your sights too high.
Your soulmate is not someone you met before you were 24. If you think that's true, you're just a dumb infatuated kid and you need to expand your horizons.
Small town? Go outside that town. Out of shape and nasty? Improve your shit, it's not hard, and the first step is to get off this fucking place.
>>702346725
Cause the last 5 chicks i banged had boyfriends.
>>702349757
Y'know, you're right.
That did come off fedora-y. Fuck.
>>702346725
I like fictional horeses
What's the fucking reason to have a GF?
Kiss and fuck their pussy?
oh, fuck off, we still have to find the cure of cancer.
Women don't care about your ability to post memes to /b/. The decent ones don't really even care about how you look or your dick size. They don't care if you like video games or anime.
They just care about how you treat them. Learn to cook. Take care of yourself and look proper. Get a job and move out of your parent's house. Struggle with your lifestyle and don't get in debt. You may not make any of this happen before you're 30, but truth be told, once you have it together the chick you liked when you were 24 will look like shit compared to the girls that you meet when you have your shit together.
Are you in high school? Then anyone you meet there will be nothing to you in 5 years.
Are you in college? Then anyone you meet there will be nothing in 5 years.
Are you 25 and out in the real world working for $15 an hour at your first job? Then the girls you meet may have a chance.
Don't be a dick. Be a man, not an Alpha or Beta but just be honorable and treat a girl right and realize when she's a shit storm and realize when she's a keeper. And during your fucking period, keep a condom on your dick so you don't impregnate her and be stuck with that slob for the rest of your life.
There is no good reason to have a girlfriend, in this day and age anyway.
Nobody can prove me wrong.
Because I don't need a woman to make myself happy
I'm not even happy now, I'm not keeping my body healthy, I'm not keeping my mind exercised with personal study and it's come to the point that I don't give a shit about my self
If I don't give a shit about myself how can I care for another woman?
I don't love myself so I don't see how any other person can, and if I someone happen to get into a relationship it wont last because I hate myself so much I'll just ruin it.
But I wont be better of with a woman, I'd have to share the little I have and one day she might leave me which would make things even worse.
I get sad and anxious when I see pretty women, and I know what I'm missing out on.
nah, I think I'm better off alone
>>702346725
I'm not into girls, I'm straight. Go ahead and ask for nudes.
if i find a good sort, i'll go for it, but cbf seeking one out. dont need a woman to support me.
>>702350938
bruh
>>702346725
because my wife won't let me
>>702350938
I am not able to express my emotions seriously without either turning them into fucking jokes or by denying them completely hence I am affraid to open to people for I am scared of them turning away from me when they find out who I actually am and realize I am not as I pretend to be
>>702352120
That's everyone you dope.
>>702346725
Cause I dumped the bitch.
I do but she wants to wait until she sees Im committed to bang. How do I lay with her besides this?
>>702346725
suicide do this today worthless losers
>>no money
>>no job
>>no friends
>>living with parents
its like a girls repellents
>>702346725
i have 2 girlfriends living a double life i never complain they are both on jobs right now just chilling snoring cocain i have all the money i could dream of it bothers me to hear so many disliking girls it is all life is about i dont understand you guys
I really don't know. Had several gfs in the past, but lately I end up either as a good friend, fuck toy or both. Sucks to be a good looking weirdo I guess
>>702350938
seriously you should just kill your self right now
>>702350211
please just shut up and go fuck your ugly fat wife in the ass who gives a shit what you says
your and idiot having a wife and being on b
kill your self fast
I broke up with my last girlfriend after she went psycho on xanax and she started breaking shit.
Haven't really tried lately. Rather work and fuck random sluts.
After separating with my wife I have come the conclusion that all women are fucked in the head. Due to their fucked in the headness, i am opting to stay single for a while.
>>702350938
For a minute there I thought you were me.
Where the fuck do i find one that isn't degenerate
I mean christ dude
I've tried mutual friends, asking girls our in public, fucking even cuck online dating. I just cannot fucking do it. I always get fake internet girlfriends but I want something real damn it
I don't wanna hire an escort because then ill just want sex even more. I have no fucking interests because I have no god damn direction because ive just been shit on for so long the only way I'm content is by not having any expectations so i never get let down
Fucking Jesus is a cute loving gf really so much to ask for?
>>702355729
>Fucking Jesus is a cute loving gf really so much to ask for?
Yes.
>>702356061
I've paid my fucking dues with being fucking degraded by women and heartbreak
I deserve a god damn cute gf damnit.
>>702346725
Because I refuse to be subjugated to the will of an unstable imbalanced child programmed by the modern institutions of fucktardery.
>>702346725
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>>702346725
I don't have a girlfriend cuz I'm married. Though I probably could get a chick on the side if I really wanted. Not worth fucking up what I got.
Because I'm nearing 240lbs
>>702350211
>>702346725
roll
Because it seems I can't open myself enough to trust someone and because I keep avoiding and declining every romantic date or situation I might involve myself in. Listening to the girls I've been with I am a passionate and handsome man, for friends I'm a terrific lover capable of conquer every woman I want to and yet I still can't manage to feel attracted to someone enough to grow that feeling of trust and love.
>>702350211
if i didnt think this was bait, the following would be my response--yet you're here on /b/. your wife must be radiant, to keep you so entertained. good luck with the inevitable divorce, conformist brainwashed preppy wannabe normie. After your marriage where will you be? right here on /b/ superiorfag. hopefully at least then you might redeem yourself and become anhero.
>>702355729
Can't just ask for it champ, you've got to earn it.
>>702357309
Too bad females have an over inflated sense of self.
>>702358559
Treat them like people and it's pretty easy to get a root.
because they are annoying as fck,you cant do what you want
>>702358679
Yeah I know but they're mostly alike now which is disappointing.
>>702358884
Can't expect the good ones to come easy.
>>702346725
I am 23 years old, went to an all male school and from that never interacted with girls hardly and have become antisocial around them.
College is over for me and I don't know how to get a gf. All I want is a cute girl to cuddle with but as I get older idk what to do.
School life is the only place to find a girl I'd say. After that it is either going to dance clubs or bars but I am antisocial so would never do that.
Don't tell me to go out with friends because I only have 2 friends and they are very similar like me.
>>702358947
Which speaks volumes about our society.
>>702349402
If only there was a way to fuck a girl and then be done with her until you need her the next night (inb4 prostitutes)
Or if only there was a girl that only liked the things I liked and didn't nag, didn't demand I buy her things etc
>>702359049
Not really. The good ones are sought after, a lot of demand for not much supply. The standards change, but they remain a rarity.
>>702349726
I know one guy who traveled to another country to meet a girl he met online with. He tried to sleep with her but she rejected him and she then broke up with him.
Keep in mind they were flirting online for over 6 months until yeah out of desperation the guy flew to her country to meet her and she suddenly didn't want his company much.
Poor guy
>>702346803
thanks for playing
>>702359164
Oh well. I'll just have to remain single it seems.
she just broke up with me after 14 months, about 23-rd of june
Reminder that if you are looking for a shy girl: your only chance is during school years otherwise once school life is over, those "shy" girls will be picked up by other guys and all your chances of finding someone like yourself is over.
Thoughts?
>mfw the only girls you have connected with are overseas as they eventually get boyfriends and you are left alone
There is no one in my town I can connect with
>>702346725
I am homosexual.
>>702346725
Because I love her.
And she doesnt love me.
>>702347398
Fuk that bitch op there's a lot of fish in the sea. Im sure there's someone out there who deserves you.
>>702347435
It only takes a week or 2 to have a job op. Get your ass up and start saving
because being able to make someone when you feel like it doesnt matter if your skinny as fuck.
The only one I love
She was a superstar
The only one I love
She was a superstar
The only one I love
She was a superstar
I dream a dream that can't come true
I can never be with her
I dream a dream that can't come true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4G_oJf8Vi4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVPDAkuoK8Q
>>702350211
>finding anything interesting about /b/
I just come here because I have to waste my time somehow
Now a feels thread.
Anyway, never dated anyone, virgin 20, and a girl shows interest, I kinda show interest but didn't seal the deal because I was nervous and an idiot. I have trouble showing people affection and stuff
> fear of rejection, insecurity, etc
So I decide I will ask her out once college gets back in session.
Well, over the summer she probably thought I wasn't interested and got a bf. So yeah, smart, pretty, funny girl that I had so much in common with I let go because I was scared.
My lover, misery…
She was too alluring to refuse
Her offer of what lies beyond
So I took her hand and held her close
She showed me wonderful things
And promised me eternity
If I would promise eternity with her
Just a taste…
And she devoured me
Just a taste…
And all I’ve been left with is
Self hatred…
The only thing I wanted
Just a taste…
Of the abyss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK76VZM7XcY
>>702346725
Too much porn
This blackness has seeped into me
I tear at my veins
I have found a solution
To take shelter in
As I try to drown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8stFnuhFCk
>>702359469
fucking this. Don't date girls who don't respect you, tell her to GTFO
>>702360391
Instead date boys who don't respect you.
cuz im a dumbass
>>702360540
No. Date boys who respect you.
>>702346725
Because I broke up with her lastnight mid argument, now even if she begged me to get back together I wouldn't be able to cus then I'd somehow "lose", pride is a bitch.
Why are people who are non virgins depressed if they break up? You got to fuck a girl and not become a mid 20's virgin so deal with it! Think about the unfortunate ones who never experienced any love during school years and that the only females who they can fuck now are wrinkly aged women
FUCK MY LIFE
>>702360642
That works too. The trick is just date boys.
Never had a girlfriend. Only one night stands. FML. Seriously....fuck. My. Life. I looked good as a kid, but then my nose decided to grow like fucking Pinocchio making my face 30% nose and I'm not even a fucking Jew. Each chick I've asked out I got rejected. EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. Even drunk ones reject me. At this point, I'm gonna seek out blind chicks because fuck normal chicks.
>>702350211
solid advice, think I'm going to train more
>>702346725
because final exams of university. 5 fucking years of study and over 50,000 dollars down in school fees.
I literally cant afford to fail, much less split my attentions by getting a girlfriend.
>>702360852
>making my face 30% nose and I'm not even a fucking Jew.
Same here. My nose is pretty big BUT I have such massive nostrils yet I am not black nor a Jew
>>702350211
Fuck that shit. I'm not gonna work my ass off to get a lady. It shouldn't be that fucking hard, but some fucking reason it is. PLUS why the fuck do I want to marry and risk divorce 4 years down the road? Fuck that shit. I'm not gonna even waste my time, fuck this advice. Fuck you as well pal. Go gloat on about how I'm a fucking loser, I don't give a fuck. I'll just rape your wife and call it good. At this point, fuck this whole earth and everyone on it.
>>702360852
Don't worry fam, you'll find a chick that loves a big beak on a lad and then you're set for life.
Because making money is more important ,because being rich is what is all about fuck bitches ones you have riches and power they are like disposable tampons .
>>702346725
Don't want one getting in the way of what i do
>>702361203
Orrr just find a cute blind chick and call it good. Either way I'm just tired of being rejected.
>>702350211
Nice b8
>>702361368
stop trying.
be reactive instead of proactive.
its never attractive when a man tries too hard.
>>702361368
Unfortunately since society presently dictates that men must make the moves, you've got to deal with being rejected if you want to actively look for a GF.
Hopefully the feminist influence changes it so women start to take the initiative a bit more.
>>702346725
because grils are gay
>>702346725
wife wont let me.
>>702361586
>Hopefully the feminist influence changes it so women start to take the initiative a bit more.
They already did, by becoming whores.
>>702361522
>>702361586
Which fucking one do I do? You're contradicting each other. AND FUCKING ROAST BEEF SANDWHICHES AS THE FUCKING CAPTCHA?!!! FML!!!
>>702346936
You spelled faggot wrong
>>702361719
Thats how it starts. It only gets worse from there.
>Why can't you go watch the game with the fellas?
Wife won't let me.
>If you bought the house, why can't you live there anymore?
Wife won't let me.
>Why don't you spend time with your children?
Wife won't let me.
What I thought was just a FWB mentioned she'd feel better if we were exclusive so she'd know I'm not fucking around.
>>702361748
It's a step in the right direction, but they're still pretty passive. In another 5 years they'll hopefully be actively seeking out guys to fuck rather than waiting for the fuck they desperately want.
>>702361876
Depends how desperate you are for a fuck. If you need a fuck, you go for it at every chick and deal with the 90% rejection rate. If you aren't, you cbf it, live your life however the fuck you want and let things pan out and if the right opportunity arises you take it.
Because bitches have nasty periods...
i have one tho
>>702350938
>>702362530
>not wanting to fuck a girl as she's bleeding blood from her pussy
That would be hell hot
>>702346725
I don't think my wife would be very happy if I had a girlfriend.
>>702346725
I haven't gone out to get one since I broke up with my last one.
>>702362898
That shits nasty nigga ewwww
Cuz autism that's why plus all the girls that actually like me are far far away
My reason is mental illness.
I could get a girl if I wanted. I'm no looker, but I know where to find gals who are into my type. (There are in fact girls out there with a fetish for fat hairy small-dicked autistic computer nerds, and even if there weren't, my down-to-earth personality helps my case.) I've even been hit on a few times. Some of them were guys, but I'm bi, so that's fine.
But I've rejected all of them. And sure, I creep on sexy people sometimes, but I'd never want to do anything with them. The reason is simple: I'm not mentally stable enough. I don't want to hurt anyone emotionally or do anything I might regret. I don't want to burden anyone else with my daddy issues and inferiority complex. I'd rather just be alone. Relationships are too threatening and don't seem worth the trouble.
>>702346725
My wife wouldn't like it
>>702361876
let me try to explain.
as a man, it comes off as desperate if you try really hard to build rapport and ask a girl out if you dont give it enough time.
most girls have a bunch of guys in the maybe zone, and they dont like to be rushed into a decision. thus if you are constantly messaging them or spending a lot of your effort on them, its threatening their freedom.
instead try to build an attractive lifestyle, groom yourself, have a decent personality and subtly show off wealth/talents if you have any.
Sure, make the first move in terms of introductions so you're both comfortable around each other, then stop. if she shows an interest in you and makes a move on you, then by all means go for it (and be direct about it. draw the ground rules early so things aren't in a blurry zone). otherwise move on. you dont have all day to waste chasing women who are "maybes"
it is the folly of our generation of men to be going around chasing girls, when they should be making something of themselves. around mid 20s to 30s the balance tips and males are typically worth more, now that career goals are being met.
as for girls, their value diminishes over time as guys place more emphasizes on looks as opposed to other more subtle features.
just make sure you dont end up with a slut whose been around the block, realizing her value is diminishing and settling with the white collar beta for financial stability.
I like being myself, but women don't like who I am. Why would I change who I am, just so I can waste my money taking care of a grown unrelated woman who can take care of herself? I would rather be alone and keep my money.
i left her because all i did was hurt her...
i can't forgive myself and i dont think she ever will
>>702363935
good call brutha
I'm MGTOW
Because I'm gay and I love my boyfriend
Social anxiety, too busy
>>702346725
because im not a lesbian
had one, got married, now she's my wife
>>702365157
Congratulations :)
>>702365157
Good Job /b/ro
>>702365213
>>702365387
Thanks bro. We've been together for a year now. She is my world.
>>702365562
>She is my world.
She must be massive.
>>702346725
My wife would probably stab me.
>tfw married PR/Italian
>>702365562
this faggot...
we've actually been together for 13 years
>>702346725
Working on it. Chance are 60/40 so far as I see it
she left me because she didn't want a long distance relationship anymore
Because I'm a boring human being that's too lazy to do anything with his life, and is too afraid of rejection (previous attempts to ask someone out on a date has ended up with people that I was getting along with not even wanting to even talk to me anymore)
>>702346725
trying to save money
I do have a gf and I love her to death.
>>702366731
Smart man.
>>702365562
Thats nice, good luck /b/ro
I hope i find a women too.. Fuck my life
>>702346725
Because my previous one broke up with me when it became apparent that I was going to move with or without her, that was 8 or so months ago.
I'm currently working on myself and my work before I look for someone else.
