Gf passed out on my couch
Tell me what to do
I'm not drawing anything on her she'd be pissed and beat me up cause I'm a pussy
Gimme a second I'll get her pants off
THEN USE A SMALLER SPOON DILLWEED!!!
If anything I'll try to stick my dick in there later
Yeh I have a wart on my finger
Would you rather I post pictures of that?
Nah, we just want some action get in there
Fuck you assholes you just get wart pics now
Bro i didnt do shit it was that one newfag
Who gives a fuck we want some pooper action
Completely honestly I've been here since 2009 but I've never been too tech savvy so once that computer fried from too many porn viruses I haven't gotten another computer since. Also I was never super big on collecting rare memes, I just like to read what you retards post I guess. This is the longest thread I've ever OP'd, I think I took the old "lurk moar" to heart
"oldfag", especially on /b/, would never have a girl around let alone one passing out around it.
learn your place fake ass
Some pics have too many gigs? I don't do computer well
It keeps saying file size is too large what do I do
Also same girl
I'm gonna have to delete all these cause she looks thru my phone on the reg
Just have sex make her feel good about you. Drop that dick in like napalm
OK I'm getting a lil hard, keep this thread alive and I'll get you a dick in puss pic
We both drink too much, I just have a higher tolerance
As I hit enter it donned on me that maybe he just meant he's old as fuck.
I still think my original reaction, as it were, still stands true; regardless.
But ya I agree with you I jumped the gun there.
congrats for the image quality when you are really drunk right now.
usually when i am drunk and make party pictures they look all like shit and are blurry
Does she like anal playing or sex? Go for it, this is your chance