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Hey b
Oldfag here
Gf passed out on my couch
Tell me what to do
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>>702341729
TIMESTAMP FAGGOT
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Draw a dickbutt on her ass
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>>702341729
Well you should stop taking pictures when she's sleeping, creep.
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>>702341729
spank with a wood spoon, duh!
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>>702341729

stop molesting her!!! let her sleep omg
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>>702341881
Newfag detected
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Play with tits
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I'm not drawing anything on her she'd be pissed and beat me up cause I'm a pussy
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>>702341881
Srsly go back to Tumblr
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Gimme a second I'll get her pants off
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>>702342089

yes so hot pls post more pics with your arm in focus and the pussy out of focus. how old is she btw?
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>>702342089
Stick it in her pooper then do a barrel roll
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>>702341899
I like the way you think but I'd rather be gentle with her for more win pics
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>>702342428
spit on that ass
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>>702342349
Go jerk it to some stupid Brazzers vid you virgin
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slip a finger in that [ussy
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Her ass is really the best part
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>>702342428
THEN USE A SMALLER SPOON DILLWEED!!!
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>>702342569
Deliver
Spitasss
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Spread asshole op
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Look this is real OC but will you guys do me a favor and post yer funniest pictures to bump? Make me laugh and I'll post my dick in her pooper
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hey b
oldfag here
i havent actually had sex my entire life so here is a thread of a girl whos photos i saved so i can live out my cuck fantasies
fuck off
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>>702343331
Boi
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With spit and all
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>>702343423
OP delivered, proud of you
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>>702342089
remind her to wipe front to back
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>>702343456
You can't actually believe that someone on b has a passed out girl in front of them huh. Try going outside a bit more you bitter boy
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>>702343587
Nigger confirmed.

Probably raping a drugged girl.
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>>702343587
jesus that wart
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>>702343764
Dude I know, I see like a grime-line curving down her buttcheecks
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>>702343936
Ah shit yeah I got warts, it's a bummer man
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She rolled over
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>>702341729
pencil in pooper
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>>702341881
Go back to your safe space tumblr
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tits please
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>>702344470
If anything I'll try to stick my dick in there later
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>>702344638
looks like a fatty? pic of tag showing size of panties?
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>>702343331
you have to stop me from laughing myself to an hero first.
>and go..
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Put your pooper inside her pooper
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>>702344737
this
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>>702341729
prove your an oldfg
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>>702341881
>>702341899
>>702341985
>>702343874
>Welcome to saltys splatoon how new are ya
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>>702344600
Doing my best
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>>702345104
>nipple piercing
diamonds
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>>702343587
AAHHH WHAT THE HELL IS ON YOUR FINGER CUCK NO WONDER SHE DOESNT LET YOU DO THIS WHILE SHES AWAKE
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>>702345252
>>702345252
In the pooper we go
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>>702345252
you are the kind of people who ashames that board
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>>702345252
Yeh I have a wart on my finger
Would you rather I post pictures of that?
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>>702345599
Nah, we just want some action get in there
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Bumping for more spit
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Fuck you assholes you just get wart pics now
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>>702344814
i double that notion
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>>702345916
Get that shit removed
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>>702345916
Ignore the shitlords op you're doing God's work
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>>702345918
Bro i didnt do shit it was that one newfag
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>>702345916
fucking kek, OP wins
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Put a Hershey's in her ass
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>>702346006
>>702345916
Damn though you should probably get that handled. Don't think it's very expensive to lance that shit
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>>702346006
The hell happened on your hand?
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>>702345916
Now spit on the wart too
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>>702346006
>>702345916
So... Your gf should probably get screened for cervical cancer, also...

That's hot...
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>>702346190
Who gives a fuck we want some pooper action
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>>702346287
Actually I'd rather see him do an at home excision of the growth
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>>702346031
#reported
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>>702341729
Well... you should stop being a new fag,faggot
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>>702346408
Ah shucks this isnt /r/
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This thread is an interesting one
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>>702345918
>>702344814
Completely honestly I've been here since 2009 but I've never been too tech savvy so once that computer fried from too many porn viruses I haven't gotten another computer since. Also I was never super big on collecting rare memes, I just like to read what you retards post I guess. This is the longest thread I've ever OP'd, I think I took the old "lurk moar" to heart
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>>702346595
what size are her panties?
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>>702346595
Did you know op is a faggot
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>>702346595
no more wart pics, please
I'm going to vomit.
Post more of that girls snatch.
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>>702346664
87
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>>702346664
I dunno gimme a minute and I'll take a pic of them. I'm a 32+(getting fat too much beer) but I fit in her pants p good
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>>702346595
Please, excise your warts and take step by step pictures
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>>702346768
Same year I lost my virginity, what a coincidence.
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>>702346841
Wow... Talk about being an old fag... I'm only 23
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>>702346810
P gud, i have so much respect for you
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>>702341729
"oldfag", especially on /b/, would never have a girl around let alone one passing out around it.

learn your place fake ass
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>>702341729
Full ass shot please. Your girl is fine as fuck
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>>702346940
Hes an old fag, not an oldfag. Punctuation- it: Matters;
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>>702347142
The thread is dead without more pics
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Some pics have too many gigs? I don't do computer well
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>>702347412
please, face?
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>>702347412
Shrink them down in your phone's default image editor?
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>>702347412
Booooooo... You promised more warts
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>>702347539
Fuck off new fag
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>>702347539
This is now a wart thread
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>>702347731
Fucking hell
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It keeps saying file size is too large what do I do
Also same girl
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>>702347731
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>>702347833
Crop the photo to 1080
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>>702347902
Mods mods mods
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>>702347902
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>>702348029
Thats hot! Get in there!
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>>702348034
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>>702348130
Mission passed respect get ur dick in there make her feel good
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I'm gonna have to delete all these cause she looks thru my phone on the reg
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>>702341729
snake your finger in your ass then smear it clean at hers and wake her up after you took a pic
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>>702348364
>>702348364
>>702348364
What goes on the internet stays on it
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>>702348389
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>>702344446
She is not GF
she is your wife!?!
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>>702348457
Just have sex make her feel good about you. Drop that dick in like napalm
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>>702348494
Just cause it is on the internet doesn't mean it is on his phone per se
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Up close
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>>702348598
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>>702341729
>>>702344470
>If anything I'll try to stick my dick in there later
Do it no balls
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Good?
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>>702348821
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>>702348783
spread it and then upclose again
i like this quality
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>>702348999
checked 999
now again with the focus on her hole not your finger
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>>702348999
You're a fucking god
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OK I'm getting a lil hard, keep this thread alive and I'll get you a dick in puss pic
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>>702349000
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>>702348999
what did you just give her to pass out OP?
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>>702349172
I will not let this thread die
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Bump
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>>702349203
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>>702349172
fuck her sweet ass OP, not her pussy. One pic where you try to enter this tight hole
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>>702349298
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>>702341729
Put makeup over her stretch marks so we can pretend she's actually sleeping, and is not a hambeast.
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>>702349217
We both drink too much, I just have a higher tolerance
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>>702349347
2 in the stinkie and 1 in her pinkie
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>>702349433
Tbh this is pretty hot. Ram it in man were all cheering
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Put it in op
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>>702349398
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>>702347142
As I hit enter it donned on me that maybe he just meant he's old as fuck.

I still think my original reaction, as it were, still stands true; regardless.

But ya I agree with you I jumped the gun there.
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>>702349433
Chubby yes, stretch marks no. Trust me, you'll bamg a chubby one day and think of this post and feel utter shame
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>>702349468
congrats for the image quality when you are really drunk right now.
usually when i am drunk and make party pictures they look all like shit and are blurry
Does she like anal playing or sex? Go for it, this is your chance
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>inb4 op delivers
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>>702349548
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>>702349468
grab a toy and stretch her holes as she likes it
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>>702349764
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>>702349688
>Stretch marks no.

Kek.

You need some glasses or perhaps a change in the prescription you have.
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>>702349727
Yeh she likes anal but it takes some warming up, now really isn't a great opportunity
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Op better deliver
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>>702349886
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>>702349912
OK tbh I see them now. I really don't mind them. How many naked girls are asleep next to you rite nao fag?
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>>702349993
grab some lube and you are fine
just with one finger will work right now. go go go for the show
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>>702350128
Thx wart man, glad I'm not the only warty one out there
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>>702349993
allready fucking her? post results and keep the bread alive
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OK she's walking up you guys save all the pics I'm deleting them nao
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Fuck. Her.
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>>702350461
>not waking up overflowing with semen
What a shame.
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>>702345104

That's a nice hairy nipple she has there, anon. She probably has more testosterone running through her veins than you do, faggot!
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Ima eat some food keep this thread alive and I'll post pics of us fucking in a bit
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>>702350461
plz make a secret video of when you fuck her now
this nice thread can't end so early
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>>702350657
(Has never seen a female nipple b4)
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bump
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Sorry guys she woke up
I'll try again in a bit if she falls asleep
Otherwise save all the pics cause I deleted them
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