Hey b
Oldfag here
Gf passed out on my couch
Tell me what to do
>>702341729
TIMESTAMP FAGGOT
Draw a dickbutt on her ass
>>702341729
Well you should stop taking pictures when she's sleeping, creep.
>>702341729
spank with a wood spoon, duh!
>>702341729
stop molesting her!!! let her sleep omg
>>702341881
Newfag detected
Play with tits
I'm not drawing anything on her she'd be pissed and beat me up cause I'm a pussy
>>702341881
Srsly go back to Tumblr
Gimme a second I'll get her pants off
>>702342089
yes so hot pls post more pics with your arm in focus and the pussy out of focus. how old is she btw?
>>702342089
Stick it in her pooper then do a barrel roll
>>702341899
I like the way you think but I'd rather be gentle with her for more win pics
>>702342428
spit on that ass
>>702342349
Go jerk it to some stupid Brazzers vid you virgin
slip a finger in that [ussy
Her ass is really the best part
>>702342428
THEN USE A SMALLER SPOON DILLWEED!!!
>>702342569
Deliver
Spitasss
Spread asshole op
Look this is real OC but will you guys do me a favor and post yer funniest pictures to bump? Make me laugh and I'll post my dick in her pooper
hey b
oldfag here
i havent actually had sex my entire life so here is a thread of a girl whos photos i saved so i can live out my cuck fantasies
fuck off
>>702343331
Boi
With spit and all
>>702343423
OP delivered, proud of you
>>702342089
remind her to wipe front to back
>>702343456
You can't actually believe that someone on b has a passed out girl in front of them huh. Try going outside a bit more you bitter boy
>>702343587
Nigger confirmed.
Probably raping a drugged girl.
>>702343587
jesus that wart
>>702343764
Dude I know, I see like a grime-line curving down her buttcheecks
>>702343936
Ah shit yeah I got warts, it's a bummer man
She rolled over
>>702341729
pencil in pooper
>>702341881
Go back to your safe space tumblr
tits please
>>702344470
If anything I'll try to stick my dick in there later
>>702344638
looks like a fatty? pic of tag showing size of panties?
>>702343331
you have to stop me from laughing myself to an hero first.
>and go..
Put your pooper inside her pooper
>>702344737
this
>>702341729
prove your an oldfg
>>702341881
>>702341899
>>702341985
>>702343874
>Welcome to saltys splatoon how new are ya
>>702344600
Doing my best
>>702345104
>nipple piercing
diamonds
>>702343587
AAHHH WHAT THE HELL IS ON YOUR FINGER CUCK NO WONDER SHE DOESNT LET YOU DO THIS WHILE SHES AWAKE
>>702345252
>>702345252
In the pooper we go
>>702345252
you are the kind of people who ashames that board
>>702345252
Yeh I have a wart on my finger
Would you rather I post pictures of that?
>>702345599
Nah, we just want some action get in there
Bumping for more spit
Fuck you assholes you just get wart pics now
>>702344814
i double that notion
>>702345916
Get that shit removed
>>702345916
Ignore the shitlords op you're doing God's work
>>702345918
Bro i didnt do shit it was that one newfag
>>702345916
fucking kek, OP wins
Put a Hershey's in her ass
>>702346006
>>702345916
Damn though you should probably get that handled. Don't think it's very expensive to lance that shit
>>702346006
The hell happened on your hand?
>>702345916
Now spit on the wart too
>>702346006
>>702345916
So... Your gf should probably get screened for cervical cancer, also...
That's hot...
>>702346190
Who gives a fuck we want some pooper action
>>702346287
Actually I'd rather see him do an at home excision of the growth
>>702346031
#reported
>>702341729
Well... you should stop being a new fag,faggot
>>702346408
Ah shucks this isnt /r/
This thread is an interesting one
>>702345918
>>702344814
Completely honestly I've been here since 2009 but I've never been too tech savvy so once that computer fried from too many porn viruses I haven't gotten another computer since. Also I was never super big on collecting rare memes, I just like to read what you retards post I guess. This is the longest thread I've ever OP'd, I think I took the old "lurk moar" to heart
>>702346595
what size are her panties?
>>702346595
Did you know op is a faggot
>>702346595
no more wart pics, please
I'm going to vomit.
Post more of that girls snatch.
>>702346664
I dunno gimme a minute and I'll take a pic of them. I'm a 32+(getting fat too much beer) but I fit in her pants p good
>>702346595
Please, excise your warts and take step by step pictures
>>702346768
Same year I lost my virginity, what a coincidence.
>>702346841
Wow... Talk about being an old fag... I'm only 23
>>702346810
P gud, i have so much respect for you
>>702341729
"oldfag", especially on /b/, would never have a girl around let alone one passing out around it.
learn your place fake ass
>>702341729
Full ass shot please. Your girl is fine as fuck
>>702346940
Hes an old fag, not an oldfag. Punctuation- it: Matters;
>>702347142
The thread is dead without more pics
Some pics have too many gigs? I don't do computer well
>>702347412
please, face?
>>702347412
Shrink them down in your phone's default image editor?
>>702347412
Booooooo... You promised more warts
>>702347539
Fuck off new fag
>>702347539
This is now a wart thread
>>702347731
Fucking hell
It keeps saying file size is too large what do I do
Also same girl
>>702347731
>>702347833
Crop the photo to 1080
>>702347902
Mods mods mods
>>702347902
>>702348029
Thats hot! Get in there!
>>702348034
>>702348130
Mission passed respect get ur dick in there make her feel good
I'm gonna have to delete all these cause she looks thru my phone on the reg
>>702348148
>>702341729
snake your finger in your ass then smear it clean at hers and wake her up after you took a pic
>>702348364
>>702348364
>>702348364
What goes on the internet stays on it
>>702344446
She is not GF
she is your wife!?!
>>702348457
Just have sex make her feel good about you. Drop that dick in like napalm
>>702348494
Just cause it is on the internet doesn't mean it is on his phone per se
Up close
>>702348598
>>702341729
>>>702344470
>If anything I'll try to stick my dick in there later
Do it no balls
Good?
>>702348821
>>702348783
spread it and then upclose again
i like this quality
>>702348999
checked 999
now again with the focus on her hole not your finger
>>702348999
You're a fucking god
OK I'm getting a lil hard, keep this thread alive and I'll get you a dick in puss pic
>>702349000
>>702348999
what did you just give her to pass out OP?
>>702349172
I will not let this thread die
Bump
>>702349203
>>702349172
fuck her sweet ass OP, not her pussy. One pic where you try to enter this tight hole
>>702349298
>>702341729
Put makeup over her stretch marks so we can pretend she's actually sleeping, and is not a hambeast.
>>702349217
We both drink too much, I just have a higher tolerance
>>702349347
2 in the stinkie and 1 in her pinkie
>>702349433
Tbh this is pretty hot. Ram it in man were all cheering
Put it in op
>>702347142
As I hit enter it donned on me that maybe he just meant he's old as fuck.
I still think my original reaction, as it were, still stands true; regardless.
But ya I agree with you I jumped the gun there.
>>702349433
Chubby yes, stretch marks no. Trust me, you'll bamg a chubby one day and think of this post and feel utter shame
>>702349468
congrats for the image quality when you are really drunk right now.
usually when i am drunk and make party pictures they look all like shit and are blurry
Does she like anal playing or sex? Go for it, this is your chance
>inb4 op delivers
>>702349548
>>702349468
grab a toy and stretch her holes as she likes it
>>702349764
>>702349688
>Stretch marks no.
Kek.
You need some glasses or perhaps a change in the prescription you have.
>>702349727
Yeh she likes anal but it takes some warming up, now really isn't a great opportunity
Op better deliver
>>702349886
>>702349912
OK tbh I see them now. I really don't mind them. How many naked girls are asleep next to you rite nao fag?
>>702349993
grab some lube and you are fine
just with one finger will work right now. go go go for the show
>>702350128
Thx wart man, glad I'm not the only warty one out there
>>702349993
allready fucking her? post results and keep the bread alive
OK she's walking up you guys save all the pics I'm deleting them nao
Fuck. Her.
>>702350461
>not waking up overflowing with semen
What a shame.
>>702345104
That's a nice hairy nipple she has there, anon. She probably has more testosterone running through her veins than you do, faggot!
Ima eat some food keep this thread alive and I'll post pics of us fucking in a bit
>>702350461
plz make a secret video of when you fuck her now
this nice thread can't end so early
>>702350657
(Has never seen a female nipple b4)
bump
Sorry guys she woke up
I'll try again in a bit if she falls asleep
Otherwise save all the pics cause I deleted them
