Waifu claiming thread.
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>>702327744
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
inb4 Ruri doesn't respond.
Rumia claimed
Still here
>>702337704 (You Know)
I like that sword I got. Not really a fan of its attack speed, but I'll stick with it
>>702337587
That's the joke
Kaede claim
Cirno claim.
Also:
>>702337628
There he is
There he goes again
Look everyone he posted it once again
Isn't he just the funniest guy around?
Oh my god I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room.
Giggling like a little girl as you once again post your little furry image up and fill in the captcha
Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha.
Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET you actually payed for a 4chan pass.
So you just choose the picture oh we all know the picture, the "nice feet" furry image isn't it.
I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your doritos on the floor but its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning.
Oh that's right did I fail to mention?
You live with your mother
You're a fat fucking fucker
She's probably so sick of you already, so sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day.
Every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking furry image.
Just imagine this, she had you then she thought you were going to be a astronaut or an scientist or something grand.
And then you became a NEET, a pathetic furfag NEET.
She probably cries herself to sleep every day, thinking about how bad it is how she wishes she could just disappear.
She can't even try to talk to you because all you ever say is "nice feet"
You have become a parody of your own self and that's all you are.
A sad little man, laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now.
That's all you'll ever be
>>702337851
Nigga it's as slow as the club
Miho claimed
Mille Petrozza claimed.
still here
>>702336755
>That pic
Disgust.bmp
>>702337771
>At least have some faith.
Well, I don't really have a reason to sleep either.
I'll probably hit the hay in an hour or so.
Drink tea, it could probably help.
>>702337802
There he is
There he goes again
Look everyone he posted it once again
Isn't he just the funniest guy around?
Oh my god I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room.
Giggling like a little girl as you once again post your little furry image up and fill in the captcha
Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha.
Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET you actually payed for a 4chan pass.
So you just choose the picture oh we all know the picture, the "nice feet" furry image isn't it.
I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your doritos on the floor but its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning.
Oh that's right did I fail to mention?
You live with your mother
You're a fat fucking fucker
She's probably so sick of you already, so sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day.
Every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking furry image.
Just imagine this, she had you then she thought you were going to be a astronaut or an scientist or something grand.
And then you became a NEET, a pathetic furfag NEET.
She probably cries herself to sleep every day, thinking about how bad it is how she wishes she could just disappear.
She can't even try to talk to you because all you ever say is "nice feet"
You have become a parody of your own self and that's all you are.
A sad little man, laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now.
That's all you'll ever be
>>702337851
I thought the same of the speed as well, but the reach and damage are more than worth the trade off.
>>702337989
It seemed slower than the club by a tiny bit
>>702338069
nou
Claiming Felix
>>702337587
>>702338175
so it doesn't mean im wrong
>>702338137
Oh absolutely. Definitely finishing the game with it
>>702338151
You'll live, upgrade it and watch it do sexy damage
>>702338222
Trips confirm
>>702337802
niggers
>>702338249
>Yuuki
>Katana
>>702338282
higher dps> one large damage
what game
>>702338406
exactly
>>702338282
Definitely. Gonna go back and have it upgraded to do mad damage.
>>702338469
Happy?
>>702338472
Dark Souls
>Gravelord sword
>Dat reach
>Dat damage
>>702338488
There ya go
>>702338069
Forgive me, but you disappear quite often.
I honestly wish I could sleep right now. And I've been drinking tea almost all day.
Used some other... methods... but nothing is helping.
Even used my own tips from the past, dark room, quiet room, laying down blah blah blah and nothing is working tonight.
Guess I just need to wait for my body to naturally lose consciousness.
Have you been eating?
>>702338533
Yes stick to your spammy sword so I can parry it
>>702338634
goteem
ds3? if so are you talking about the first 3 weapons, yea i hear club is best
>>702337802
>>702338135
>>702338685
>>702338406
This is September's meme, isn't it?
>>702338833
Ds1
Yuuki's first time playing souls
Me personally, I go for ultra greatswords
>>702338634
>being able to block Mother's Rosario
kek, keep dreaming kiddo
>>702339010
>>>>>Blocking
Do you take me for some casual?
>>702334798
My wrist is hurting to hell because I had to help my dad move a bookshelf just now
>>702338852
it is their all day, every day meme
they are not going to stop posting it, so might as well post edited versions of it
>>702339122
>being able to block/dodge/avoid Mother's Rosario
>>702339349
DO YOU TAKE ME FOR SOME CASU-
You know what, I'm not going to say anything, I'll let it be a surprise.
>>702339430
I should just stop now, shouldn't I?
>>702338576
I couldn't deny that.
I guess you'd know about external help in getting sleep more than me, so I hope you get some rest soon enough.
It'll lose consciousness as long as you stop playing Warframe, even though you're doing it right now.
>Have you been eating?
Cheese and bread once during the day, and that was it.
>>702339561
Oh no! Continue!
>Totally not luring you into being one shotted
>>702339673
>oneshot Yuuki
I'M WAITING FUCKBOI
>>702339349
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>blocking
do you not know what reads are, do you not know speed, and reach. can't even calculate the average velocity of a black tail swallow carrying a coconut
>>702339945
HOLD UP
*Wears red tearstone ring*
*Casts power within*
Okay, lay it on me~
>>702340087
African or European?
>>702340194
african of course, European swallows can't carry that much, what are ya stoopid
>>702340168
>equips Ring of Steel Protection
>charges in
TAKE THIS!
Dads logic.
'Restack the bookcase'
Okay dad.
'You're restacking it wrong'
You told me to restack it.
'I wanted it done a different way'
You didnt say that at all.
'Start it all again this new way I say'
Id make him do it but his knees are fucked and it involves a lot of being down low. And on your knees.
>>702339207
Well, what I mean is that, are they trying to turn it into the next meme?
B/c I only started seeing this gay shit about a week ago.
>>702340353
>Watches health drop low to activate red tearstone
>Poise through everything and parries
>Whip out black knight greataxe
Bye bye~
>Reposts
>Well what is it gesture
>>702340538
Are you a Beta? don't take orders if he will be like that.
>>702340735
2 knee reconstructions. On each knee. Bad back from being in the Navy most of his life. Even worse from gallstones, weight problems and heart problems. Plus hes my actual father, unlike you, you nameless adopted redhead.
>>702340349
yes
>>702340697
gg me
>>702341029
gg no re
claimed she is always watching and willing to blow up police vehicles so you can sneak into strip clubs.
>>702340538
ask him how he wants it done, less hassel
>>702340981
damn gotta suck having to live like that
>>702340697
wew lad, you sure showed him
>>702341124
>no rematch
cheep
>>702341029
it's ok now i know theres someone actually dumber than me other than a sleepy tsunyun
>>702340981
You have no clue about my father, and what's that supposed to mean? i'm just saying he should be somewhat grateful.
>>702341217
It'll be the same result, why even bother
>>702339588
I pretty much HAD to jump on real quick. An alert popped up for an aura mod that I didn't have and if I didn't get it RIGHT NOW who knows when I'd be able to get it next.
A cheese sandwich? That's all you ate today?
You gon die if you don't listen to your doctor and EAT.
And I'll never forgive you if you die.
>>702341217
Nah. I give as good as I get for stuff he can do. Like cleaning up some dishes. Im not gonna do it after being at work all day when hes been at home alone the last 5 hours.
>>702341279
Until I see proof otherwise, everyone on the internet is an adopted, overweight redheaded neckbeard who lives in their parents attic and has never met their real parents. Its how I dont get sucked in to internet dramas involving girls.
>>702339588
Gotta eat more man. Im not one to talk but you still gotta do it.
>>702341297
>implying
ALL FOX, FD, NO ITEMS, 4 STOCK, 8 MINUTES
>>702341217
No problem
Definitely Urta, my waifu forever. Place in hell reserved.
>>702341766
LETS FUCKING GO NIGGA!
>>702340688
it's been happened for at least a year or two (check out the 4chan archive), and it gets posted in lots of other threads, too
>>702341703
and you are a african american male.
I'll be rip soon my power is flashing and my back up battery wont last long when it goes.
Finished my placement matches
6 wins, 4 losses
>>702341297
akuma(sf) destroys everyone, but always let them live so they can grow stronger, what im saying is what about a rematch once hes gotten better
>>702341279
where did he say his dad was ungrateful at most implied he was upset
>>702341351
>alert
wew lad lemme tell ya a story
>april fools alert
>>702341703
well that's not bad, is he at least happy most of the time
i just assume everyone is average on the internet, except chan i have the same ideas as you
>>702341766
is fine man, you can still learn, just start taking others advice a bit more often
>>702342160
on what? doesn't sound bad at least its above 50:50
>>702342042
See ya! a shame the two of us didn't talk more.
>>702342245
Alright fine, it'll be fun to see the disappointment in his face
>>702341831
>wave dashes into yuno
>shines
>grabs, throws yuno off map
MISHON COMPREE
>>702342245
Will do
>>702342260
Its still on at the moment. And battery has like 30 mins.
>>702342405
Oh shit.. got kinda rusty here
>>702342245
just saiyan that he should treat him better.
>>702342492
Yang!
>>702341983
Good to know
>>702342245
I like to be surprised so I always imagine the worst.
FEGG
>>702342586
Ruby!
>>702342465
Ah, you ever play SSBB and possibly any of the mods for it?
>>702342336
you just lost lol
vvv
>>702342405
nice you beat him, if only he could have used falco
>>702342492
sorry if i came off rude, but i was just sayin
>>702342635
ah yes expectaions low, hopes low
>>702342943
Fuug I knew I should of used falco
>>702342886
Nope never played it.
I just heard a chuck of metal hit something.
>>702342245
Overwatch
>felix-anon
>>702342788
What's up? How are you?
>>702343103
Really? that's a shame, there is a lot of cool things you can do if you ever wanted to mod it.
Uh oh, You best check on it then.
I'm off to sleep. Good night /waifu/!
I'm off.
Goodnight everyone.
>>702343445
>>702343458
Sleep well
>>702343445
>>702343458
Good night!
>Off to trials of osiris
>>702343371
i'm fine. and not much, i'm just tired,
you been doing anything?
>>702343445
>>702343458
goodnight
>>702343568
yes you should have picked falco or maybe sheik or ics
>>702343229
thats nice, like the game alot or also wanna comp?
>>702343694
I solo comp the placement matches and play with my team after we have all done our placements
>felix-anon
>New ARP event in Warships
TIME TO BE AUTISTIC AS FUCK AND GRIND OUT THESE SHIPS!
>>702343458
Night my dude
>>702343401
Im not to into them games. And i did check some shit hit the side of the house and the guys deck next door is all fucked up.
>>702343669
Same as you, tired as fuck. Chatting with some of the weebs here. Other than that, nothing much
Also thinking I'll be going to sleep~ Do you ever enter the stream?
Hello everyone. Hope you all had a good day.
>Suika claimed
>>702344493
i'm not to familiar with that. i just do things here.
I feel kinda bad if I'd post yuno pics so maybe I'll just answer as anon if someone wants to talk
>Tsun yun from mobile
>>702342245
Good story I guess.
>>702344466
Wait, what? how did that happen?
>>702344929
Hi! how's it going Yuno?
>>702344929
No, don't feel nad about posting your waifu anon!
>>702344583
Oh well, it's just that I seldom ever see a RWBY claimer
>>702344929
~<3 my tsun~
>>702344929
Ok welcome back.
>>702345027
Im getting hit with that Hurricane that hit FL. Things will be getting worse for the next few hours.
Elizabeth Dewitt claimed
>>702345027
Just woke up, bit later than I wanted but whatever
How are you?
>>702345034
It's just she is already claimed and we used to coexist pretty well
But he started claiming someone else if I'd claimed her first so I don't wanna be rude
>>702345087
Hi cutie
>>702345115
Morning
>>702345195
>Dewitt
DELET THIS
>>702345087
i see another anon claim Neo a lot though.
sorry about that then.
>>702345251
Comstock? What's your issue bro?
>>702345288
DELET THIS
>>702345360
Oh, whoops. Totally forgot that there are people out there who don't know what happens. Uno Momento brofavore
>>702345247
Who you calling a cutie?~
>>702345288
Yeah, but Neo's not around lately. At least I don't see him much
Either way, off to sleep. Cya!
Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite Claimed
>>702345168
Oh no, i hope it ends with you okay then.
How are you getting internet then?
>>702345247
Doing fine, still trying to figure out that problem with brawl.
How about you? it looks like you either got your PC back or you got those images back based on your filename from earlier.
>>702345247
did you miss me?
>>702345590
Power came back for now. And my computer and modem are on the back-up battery.
>>702345457
You are pretty two faced you know that?
>>702345590
Still? Damn it's giving you a pretty hard time
Yea it's true I got my pc back. I'm just posting from mobile because im comfy in bed
I'm really happy to have it back, but it has none of my old files or games on it so I need to download a lot the comming week
>>702345639
Ofc tomoko
I dreamt about your riven
>>702345884
it wasnt that good
Now that I wasted money on No Man's Sky, is Romance of the Three Kingdoms XIII worth it?
>>702344553
I wish my waifu could be half as smug as your waifu
>>702345937
Better than my everything
I seem to be playing really rusty when I'm with you guys
Might be because of thread but I'm not sure
Only played alone once since my pc is back and I got lvl 6 on zed with it
Claimed
>>702345942
I honestly have no idea what that game is and if it's good or not. So i can't help you sorry
>>702345820
Well that's a shame, i guess it would be a good idea to make back ups then, you don't have a laptop then?
Perhaps i need to delete my save data, not that it's a problem when i can unlock everything with another code but i'd get challenger approaching events even if i have the character then.
>>702345732
Still surprised it works with the bad weather and all that.
>>702345942
Just play Dynasty Warriors.
Xiahou Dun is a fucking boss.
>>702346316
Nice robit
>>702346397
It will be out soon this area doesn't have under ground lines. Then ill just have my phone left.
>>702346397
Yea I should've done that, I had some Warcraft 3 mods and other stuff that ive been working on ever since it came out and it's gone forever so I'm just crying
I do have a laptop but the hard-disk was broken so it had to be replaced
That's weird but also not really a problem right? You can just fight the challenger
>>702346508
Thanks, i requested it in a drawthread.
>>702341917
ah, I see.
sorry for late response, was on minecraft
>>702346149
thats ok, i cant wait for next time
>Good god I feel like such a cunt, but DAMN did this match feel gooooood.
>Makoto
>>702346574
Things sound terribly serious for you.
I hope the problem doesn't last for too long.
>>702346729
I know what you mean, there was a time i would actually make character model ports which was very difficult, i kinda gave up after i lost all of that.
Not really but it gets annoying, and if it doesn't work it would annoy me much more.
>>702344929
I thought we agreed we can coexist?
>>702346919
I think I can play soon
It's early enough but I'm still comfy
When Are you planning to hit the hay?
>>702347137
I don't understand but good job
>>702347203
Yea It sucks ass, nothing I can do about it though
Maybe kill myself
Yes haha I understand, I'd be pretty annoyed as well
It's the game's way of saying that he won
>>702347203
I say 2-3 days and its gone.
>>702347368
Yes but
I dunno if you want people to know
But yesterday made me feel kinda bad
>>702347476
Essentially, I did TONS OF DAMAGE in a class of ship I don't normally play!
>Mfw I sunk the Nicholas - CageNation
>>702346771
Hows being a country bum working out for you?
>>702347476
idk not for a while
>>702347611
How so?
>>702347476
Now don't say such a thing, the world is better with you in it.
>>702347476
And then it would do that annoying beep as a victory screech.
>>702347563
Oh, any idea what you will do when you completely lose power?
>>702347696
Fine, surprisingly. why?
>>702347618
>nicholas - CageNation
That guy deserves a fucking medal
>>702347618
Oh pretty sweet, did you play good or was the other team garbage?
Kek that's a pretty great name
>>702347724
Wanna play a game in about ten?
Or perhaps watch something I'm down for that as well
>>702347748
Because I feel like I made you switch
You've been here longer and i respect that
>>702347910
I was only kidding but glad you think so
But if you reset your save data wouldn't that get rid of the heel as well?
>>702347910
Well with all the shit im hearing outside soon. Today is going to suck.
>>702347925
Na dude I switch regardless, don't feel bad
>>702347925
im in a game right now actually
>>702347919
Wondering is all.
>>702347618
Kek. Maximum kek.
>mfw I have an MLG airhorn as a mech warhorn
>on a kill all friendlies and enemies hear it
>I normally get 2-3 kills a match
>>702348204
o
>>702348134
okay but only if you say so
if i may ask why though?
you seemed pretty devoted'
>>702348198
oh that is fine i will just watch some anime
maybe later
>>702348348
hey robot
how are you doing?
>>702347919
I know. I almost feel bad for sinking his glory.... almost.
>>702347925
I think I played pretty well, plus, because of the event going on, people are actually really trying hard to win so they're actually working together!
>>702348204
So far all we have are custom voice overs for the announcers. And that's only heard by you.
>Mfw waiting for custom ship horns
I will fucking loose my shit if I ever hear a horn that says "O-Onii-chan, not so rough~"
>The match before that one, our destroyer was running away, at exactly 1 fucking HP.
>>702348077
I could tell but i felt it was necessary to state that.
>>702348077
I'm unaware of that expression. but if i make an error the beep will definitely show up, though sometimes it's not as loud as usual and sometimes it's much louder.
>>702348082
I hope nothing gets damaged but that's asking too much i suppose.
>>702348525
dont worry XOXO
>>702348525
I treat this group like my old circlejerk, we all avatarfags a variety
>>702348761
I am pretty devoted to Yuno but that's up to the individual if they want to believe me
>>702348549
do you realize what you've done? You litreally sunk a guys hopes and dreams, he's probably crying his eyes out at the fact that after all this time, he thought he was the shit. Blasting down people and humiliating them for falling to his silly name. you monster
>>702348525
Tired and bored. Been up to anything recently?
>>702348549
Theres a good 30+ warhorns. Possibly more. So much personal customisation. And people spectating you can see the cockpit items.
>theres an event on that makes obscure things give you rewards
Oh hell yes
>>702348348
Canberra isnt country enough to be considered it. Its pretty damn close though.
>>702348549
what even is going on then?
>>702348613
you are the best nui
>heel
man i meant beep, mobile posting is too hard
it sounds like you are really messing with your wii kek i hope you know what you are doing
>>702348683
i wont.
tell me how is it going?
>>702348761
it is a pretty huge cirklejerk but i am not sure everyone is an avatarfag here
>>702348849
got nothing to do? some games?
yea i got my broken pc back and i have just been gaming past few days
>>702349022
the games loading
>>702349022
We're all avatarfags, we just avatar as our waifus
Me, I sometimes avatar as something else, rare times with a different persona
>>702349147
im PUMPED
didnt know this kek
well have fun im gonna make breakfast real quick
>>702349041
>you will never be killed by a killer loli
why live?
>>702349022
yeah, i'm playing TERA in the background but i'm still bored. What was/is wrong with your PC?
>>702348861
the outer-suburbs are pretty rural right?
>>702349274
enjoy it
>>702348849
He'll have to get over it, I want my glowing ship.
>>702348861
Ohhhh, what kinda rewards? What kinda obscure things?
>>702349022
Arpeggio events. Completing the missions (Which are mostly "DO A FUCK TON OF DAMAGE OVER THE NEXT MONTH, THEN HAVE ONE REALLY GOOD GAME") unlocks a port slot for free, and rewards you with a cool glowing Arpeggio ship. In this case, the Hiei, and the Ashigara!
http://aokihagane.wikia.com/wiki/Ashigara
http://aokihagane.wikia.com/wiki/Hiei
>>702349350
>Mfw got Tera to 97% finished, but work internet too much of a shit to finish that last 3% without making me bored for an hour or 2.
Fuck you all.
>>702349670
Nah I'm good
>felix-anon
>>702349022
Aww, well thanks!
>>702349022
How did it change to heel then? anyway i believe i know what i'm doing but i'm not to sure, what i do know is that is shouldn't harm the wii or the game in anyway so if i mess up i could start over.
>Nui
How does it feel to know that if your peers knew you were into this weaboo shit, they would bully you or just avoid you. That's how autistic this shit is. And the fact that you have a cartoon girlfriend is a monument to your eternal virginity. Grow up man babies
