Spill the beans. Tell your secrets. Who you have been cheating with? Who you have been fucking? Whats the kinkiest thing youve done that barely anyone knows about? What is you ultimate fantasy that you haven't told anyone about?
>>702326811
Once my gf leaves town for work, I plan on getting a girl on the side until she returns. Cannnot wait to eat different pussy
>>702327380
ha i eat new pussy with my girlfriend shes in to it
>>702326811
Post your "secrets" you fucking nigger. Mine is I'm sick of seeing your shitty threads popping up everywhere. It was cool at first now its just cancer.
Cheated probably 8-11 times.
Looked on friends phones and took pictures of their nude girlfriends from my phone.
I cheated on my wife with an old friend a few years ago. Got the friend pregnant. She kept the baby. Wife still doesn't know.
>>702327791
share with us?
>>702327946
what that the friends plan? were u happy to donate your sperm?
>>702327499
how did u get this to happen? how often ? green text a story for us
>>702328039
It wasn't supposed to happen. Big surprise for both of us. Only fucked twice. First time came in her ass, then she told me it was safe to cum in her pussy.
I helped my ex gf get fucked by a friends dog
About a year ago I had sex with a good friend of mine's girlfriend, well really we had sex a lot but it wasn't just sex we really cared for eachother. One day we ended up telling him, for some reason she stuck with him, and as far as I know they're still together to this day... But still, I love her more than anything and there's not a thing I can do about it.
>>702328498
you can kill him and have her all to yourself...
I fucked my sister when she was passed out drunk after a party.
Lots of secrets. Too many. Never shared some of these before.... here's one
>When college dormmates are asleep I snuck into closet and stole a wire hanger
>Staighten out wire hanger and skewer 3 baby carrots onto it
>Go into single dorm bathroom at like 3:30AM
>Anally dildo myself until ejaculation
>Carrot comes loose as I take out rod and it embeds itself deep inside my ass
>Spend a good 20 minutes digging around until I painfully remove that baby carrot
>Open up a window, turn on bathroom fan, proceed to go back into dorm room and go to sleep
>Hide this memory deep inside my mind (ass?) until now
>>702328419
details please. how did u know she wanted to do this? did u get in on it? where did the dog cum? how did they fuck? is she hot?
>>702326811
FUCK OFFFFFF FBI
>>702328657
did she find out? how old is she?
I super lowkey molested my younger cousin when I was babysitting her many years ago. She has grown up to be quite well-adjusted.
>>702327791
how do u usually find these girls to cheat with? how do u not get caught?
>>702326811
I steal dirty panties and suck on the discharge while masturbating.
I also got my niece pregnant but she's playing it off as the baby of her (now) husband.
>My niece is two months younger than me
One time I shit in the shower
>>702328880
and you will never grow up
>>702328199
women love saying its 'safe'
>>702326811
I enjoy spanking girls and boys.
My dream job would be to run a clinic, like the dentist, where girls and boys were scheduled an appointment for discipline. Unlike the dentist there would be 100% chance they would leave in tears.
>>702328862
She never found out. She was a huge slut in high school, so she probably didn't even care that she got fucked. Don't remember how old at the time, high school aged.
Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
>>702328590
This. Impossible is nothing.
>>702329126
Not chancing it
Love u mum
>>702328880
Doubt it did her any harm. Well played.
I tell everybody I'm 5' 10" but the doctor's office measured me at 5' 9.75"
>>702328705
I didn't know she wanted it, I wanted it and brought it up to her when we were together and she immediately was into it. I showed her some videos and gave her a few things to read and she was hooked.
She had a small female dog at home and started trying to get her to lick her but could only do it with whipped cream, was amazingly hot to see though.
The dog came everywhere, pretty much as soon as they're hard they cum so a lot went on the floor when she was sucking his cocktail, a lot when over and in her pussy after I helped him get onto her. Unfortunately he knotted outside her.
Tall slim redhead, she was amazingly hot.
>>702326811
my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car
my buddies and i started filming some of the girls in our group of friends while they change. I cant stop fapping to them. and ive been having thoughts of getting on of them blackout drunk and film while i fuck her
I convinced my ex gf to finger her younger sister
>>702328984
I used to chew the nasty crotch of my stepdaughter's panties she'd leave on the bathroom floor. I also used to listen to her fuck her bf in her bedroom and fap.
>>702329126
fuck
I pop holes in condoms when I fuck so they tear and become a cockring. Cum in the pussy every time.
Convinced a girl in a psych ward to kill herself with a shoelace
>>702329364
I used to fuck my best friend's mom. She started kissing me one night when I was sleeping over and we fucked and that continued for years. It sucked when my friend found out though.
I am a distant relative of William Shatner on my dad's side. Only related by marriage and it's hardly a relationship but it is by family. And no, I'm not making this up. Why the fuck would someone make up something like that?
I(m) have been in love with my best friend(f) since we graduated high school, we occasionally watch movies together with other friends and cuddle all the fucking time but i don't want things to get complicated and lose the closest friend i've ever had
>>702329332
thats amazing. would have loved to see that. was that her first time? did u take any pics?
>>702326811
i raped my 85 year old grandmother twice
>>702329406
I don't know why it's so satisfying to chew used panties
>>702329496
We only get to wear socks in the psych ward. Nice try, fagid.
>>702329126
I love my mom too much to not do this
>>702329401
how did this happen?
>>702329687
getting her to make a shoelace from scratch was the hard part
I've been leading this guy on for weeks since he's so nice and takes me out on the best dates. But he's just so unattractive could never see my self dating him. Why can't I find a guy like him that isn't as fat and ugly looking...... all the good looking guys are assholes who just want to keep me around as a sex toy.
>>702329126
saving my mom
When I was married I found another married woman to fuck through a homemade porn site. She posted a video of her fucking a black dude and said her husband didn't know and he came in her on the video. I pm'd her to meet up, and we did. I fucked her too and came in her 3 times. She was a great fuck, squirter too. To this day I don't know if her husband knew anything.
my grandmother who has advanced stage alzheimers and dementia fell and broke her femur. when i visited her in the rehab home I stole an entire bottle of dilaudid
>>702329401
More details? Age of girls? Did you record any of it?
>>702329601
bro listen to me, its not going to work out.
so just
RUN away from the pain
>>702329395
do they do anything else while they change? care to share one of them?
>>702329581
So instead of 6 degrees of separation you could say you have a relative from a galaxy far far away.
>>702329675
I've had the best cums while tasting nasty discharge. It's loaded with pheromones.
i enjoy kanye west's music.
>>702329778
Probaby because you're worth nothing and being a sex toy is all you're good for
>>702329648
That was her first time with a male dog yeah, she had played with her female dog a few times before and became addicted to the licking. She recorded that a few times and I recorded the whole thing with the friends dog. She actually really enjoyed watching the whole thing back a few times.
>>702329406
How old was she when you spied on her?
>>702329950
Die
wow how did the shoelace help you convince them?
>>702329126
ree
>>702329977
14-15. I didn't see anything, just listened through the door.
I am mentally ill
>>702329964
thats awesome! did the licking make her cum? would u share a vid over kik?
>>702330044
kek'd
A friend and I took turns banging his passed out girlfriend. He made me promise never to tell anyone, and she never found out as far as I know.
Cheated on my ex wife with "escorts" many times. Some were awesome. Some I regretted afterward bc they were nastier than their pics (which weren't really them anyway) lead me to believe but I was too horny to walk away once i was there. Probably spent 5k over the course of 2 years on fucking escorts.
Cheated on my ex wife with a friend of her friends that we met at that friends wedding. That bitch targeted me though. Fell in love with her pretty bad. She fucked me up. Don't get involved with super hot, competitive, genius level, manipulative cunts. They'll make you feel like you have everything you could ever want...and then they'll take it all, throw it in a wood chipper and set it on fire while you watch...just because they can.
Lost my virginity to one of my older sisters. Fucked her several (5 or 6) times. I wish I could go back in time into my own body but with my adult knowledge. I would fuck her constantly from the time I was 11 (age of lost v-card) till she got not so hot around 10 years later. CONSTANTLY. So many fantasies there.
Had my first threesome with a guy and a girl that messaged me on Craigslist like 2 months ago. Guy asked me if I wanted to help him fuck his gf. I obliged. Then the next weekend he asked me if I wanted to come fuck his gf while he went and fucked some other chick. I obliged again. Was awesome till he walked in 30 seconds after she came for the 3rd time. Told me to leave and told his gf they needed to talk. I left. I didn't even get to cum. :'( Turns out she'd been sucking dick at work without telling him and he didn't appreciate it. He called me last weekend and I didn't answer. I assumed he wanted help fucking her again, but I didn't want to be part of that drama.
I'm sure there are other secrets but that's all I got for now.
>>702326811
I'm with my current girlfriend, who's literally perfect in every way, yet I am still not over my ex girlfriend who cheated on me and treated me terribly with whom I broke up with over a year ago. Me and current gf have been together for 6 months now and I still fantasize about sex with my ex.
>>702330303
share nudes of ex and you will feel better...
>>702330236
Man, I've been trying to score Craiglist mw4m for years. Never been successful.
>>702330401
We broke up over a year ago. I sadly deleted them all when me and current girlfriend got together.
I need money, just some.
Too poor.
>>702329833
>>702329752
Gf was 18 sister was 13.
I always thought her sister was amazingly beautiful for her age and when we were talking one day I risked mentioning it and she didn't seem at all taken aback. After chatting a few times over the course of weeks I admitted to her that I really liked her sister and she was into the idea too, more so from her side as in she wanted her sister to lick her. We decided to try and make it happen and so every other day after school my gf would should her lesbian videos on her laptop and relate it to sex Ed in school. She was absolutely repulsed to begin with but 2 months down the line seemed a lot more receptive even when it was mentioned about her sister being the one to do the stuff in the videos.
When her parents were out she set up a cam and asked her sister in and slowly pulled down her skirt. It took quite a while the first time to get her to allow my gf to touch her she kept giggling and moving but after about 15 minutes so succumbed. The first time she just massaged her and didn't actually get inside it was a little over a week later when they did that.
>>702329845
not masturbate if thats what you're asking. just film them after showering so they're guaranteed to be nude
Getting a divorce.
Wife is fucking emotionally abusive
Happy to do it.
We have nothing. Wife wants to make life he'll anyway and fight with attorneys.
She recently started working her love bombing on another couple.
It got back to me that she was, I couldn't be happier.
I hope she forgets about fighting me so she can fuck this new couple over.
>>702330120
She came everything with her own dog but not with the male. I think she was probably tense and I guess too excited for what was to come so it didn't quiet go as well. Despite the dog having a huge corkscrew tongue.
I doubt I'd share them, the friends who's house and dog it happened in browses /b/ plus it's too risky. I wish I could though.
>>702329953
This
>>702326811
My gf of two years is african. (No stds we check regularly)
Through fights I have learned:
>She dated a guy from ghanna before me and he had a dick double my size in length and girth
>"why don't you fuck me like a pornstar anon?"
>she lied about a ton of shit
>summary in my mind is that she is in the relationship for yhe the benefits.
We fought a lot and one time I layed all the cards out on the table, she had a nervous breakdown full with drool tier crying and apologising and promising to become the best gf for me.
Which she did and she has been doing everything I wany (including full utterly full submission in bed, I could make her fuck a rat if I want to)
My secret is I play the role of the bf who gave her a chance whilr slowly plotting a year's worth of revenge.
I am going to make a whore/pornstar out of her /b/. I will post her on every porsite imaginable.
She wanted this.
I once jerked off and came on my gf's friend while she was passed out and I was playing with her pussy.
We were drinking one night, watching movies, all that shit. They passed out, and at the time I just kind of acted on impulse. Holy shit did I ever cum.
>be fucking around with my pellet gun
>accidently shoot our yorkie dog
>freak the fuck out
>it starts yelping and crying up a storm
>oh fuck I'm gonna get into so much trouble
>panic since my mom will be home in 2 hours
>brainstorm ways to get out of this without getting into too much trouble
>eureka
>spread out a shit load of serran wrap
On the floor
>gave my dog tear filled kisses and a long goodbye before I shoved it onto a trash bag
>spent about 20 minutes beating the bag with a shovel until it stopped crying and yelping while furiously thrashing around in the bag
>a bit of blood came out by the serran wrap made it so it was an easy clean up
>after that I threw it into the bottom of our trash can and told my mom he ran away
> she cried for weeks but I was only grounded for being irresponsible instead of shooting him
>mfw new dog is way cooler
>>702330430
It's funny...I had tried to score on those too. But this time I had just posted an ad for M4W to see if anyone besides scammers would reply. This guy did.
>>702329212
>>702329435
>>702329744
>>702329745
>>702329797
>>702330064
You guys are absolutely fucking pathetic
2 years ago, I assisted to my friend wedding. I was the only one to know that he cheated on her the week before with my cousin and I know that his wife cheated on him a month before with a random dudes .
>>702331141
Top kek m8
>>702331262
u should tell your friend that his wife is a cheater. how did u find this out?
>>702329601
> i don't want things to get complicated and lose the closest friend i've ever had
or end up marrying her and have everything you ever wished for
>>702331262
They deserve each other.
>>702331179
Huh, interesting. Maybe I'll try that instead, thanks. I really want to fuck a MW couple sometime, never done that before.
>>702331141
Are you dexter?
>>702326811
i haven't told my friends that i have been dating a nerdy girl from high school that use to stalk me and now like stockholm sydrome i have grown to love
I've put Ice cubes in my anus and jerked off before
>>702330648
what did they do a week later? how long did this happen for? what else did they do and how did it stop? does the sister hook up with girls now?
>>702330747
thats cool. where do u film them like in the change room?
>>702331362
It was a "friends" from school nothing really serious. She once talked about it on the phone and I was near
>>702331132
which part of her did u cum on?
>>702331448
I've invited another guy to fuck my wife. Loved it. Licked his cum off of her tits after.
>>702331717
hotel rooms/their bathrooms.
>>702331605
Details please
>>702329601
enjoy it while it lasts
time is a bitch and takes all things away eventually
>>702331739
why don't u blackmail her to get her to fuck u? isn't that usually what 4channers do in these situations
>>702331141
you are a bad person
>>702326811
I'm probably the only proper atheist in my family.
>>702329126
Stop
>>702329778
Probably because you're a shallow cunt.
I have raped.
>>702331825
what was it like the firs time? weren't u worried that u wouldnt be able to see her the same way and it would end your relationship?
>>702331825
Nice. I want to lick a husband's cum out of his wife's nasty pussy
>>702331829
would u share over kik? loverofallover
>>702331825
Couldn't do it. Just the idea of her pussy being hot because of his cock. Friction. I just don't like the idea of the heat.
Basically, science keeps me from letting other dudes fuck my wife.
Fuck you, Science.
>>702332141
rather not share considering i've mentioned wanting to rape them lol
There's a woman's body buried behind a building on the west side of Cassatt Ave. at the intersection of Bennett St. and Cassatt Ave. in Parksley, Virginia. The building used to be called the Lunchbox. I don't know if it's still there. I helped my uncle do it. I think it was 2002. Didn't feel like I had a choice. But it was really deep from what I recall. Please check and tell the police if you can, she needs to be dug up if she's still there. Their family should still be in the area.
>>702331927
I don't blackmail people. I can't... And even if I did it the girl is a 5/10
Years ago when I was 18 I used to pass by a different school on my walk back home. There usually stood a short petite thin babydoll around the age of "ohmygodliterallylegalandnothingwrongaboutit"
Ehem...so one thing lead to another and a few weeks of making out and rubbing her clit to orgasm later I managed to bring her back home with me.
I was home alone for two days, she told her parents she was studying with friends.
At home I took all her virginities on these two day and then made it an after school program to fuck the living shit out of her every time dad traveled for work which was almost every week.
I fucked her tight pussy so many times and days turned to months full with anal oral deepthroats. I came in every orifice and every inch of that body.
She was my "gf" for about a year, full with late night phone calls and walks and smooothies and etc.
She was highly questionable. And loooooooved the dicking but eventually I had to let go of her due to risk of being caught becoming gradually greater.
My secret is that now we are all grown up she got married and I always teased and joked with her about her husband.
She wants to fuck and I keep saying no because it would severely complicate my current relationship if we got caught.
I forgot fo mention that in my country we had mandatory school uniforms.
>>702329601
heh
"If everything could ever feel this real forever
If anything could ever be this good again
the only thing I'll ever ask of you
you've to promise not to stop when I say when"
>>702332097
Nah, not really. I loved it. I'm not really jealous.. my wife and I have a super strong relationship.. we both love sex and don't get jealous over it. Not worth it, honestly.
Would totally do it again, but I'd want to eat the cum out of her pussy next time.
>>702332275
haha wanting to fuck them is prob what they expect, but sharing so i can fap is the unexpected!
>>702331668
A week or so later it was the same, she didn't protest or squirm as much as the first time but basically allowed it to happen without gigglng. My gf took her time and really slowly massaged around before working her finger in and out bit b by bit. Which did make her squirm a bit but she relaxed after a few times taking it slow. After 20minutes she had loosened up a bit and had 2 fingers almost all the way in and she was naturally wet.
All in all it went out for about 4 months on and off like above it ended up stopping as my gf got a bit worried about her parents finding out and so her sister stopped asking about it and she stopped pushing it. I was rwally hoping to get a chance to fuck her too, since my gf had started mentioning stuff like that.
Sister isn't a lesbian but I have the feeling that she's not entirely straight
mine involves a 14 yr old boy.
>>702331768
Chest and stomach. Cleaned it up afterward. For the life of me I don't know why I didn't take a picture of it.
>>702332385
bullshit
>>702332333
woah...
Think about killing myself every day. Starting to not care about it much. Might use savings to fly around world before. No fucks given
I'm married and would never cheat, but I crush hard on any girl at work that flirts with me
>>702326811
I'm your basic pretty boy jock. I was the best football player in HS, now I run my father's company, make a shit ton of money, girls throw themselves at me blah blah blah you get the point. I have declined every girl that has approached me. I decline them because I have no sexual feeling for women. The only girl that I will have is an anime chick. Anime chick's are perfect where as real girls are nothing but drama and a burden. No one knows I watch anime let alone hentai. I'm 26 and have the choice of many women and I turn them down instantly. I pray for the day that someone will build androids that can look like whatever you want. I will make her look like my dream anime girl and download all the anime I have into her memory so I can make the perfect waifu.
>>702332521
Piqued my interest
I sucked off a friends younger bro from 13-19. I'm a guy. He turned out straight and has a baby now. He recently hit me up but made it clear he didn't do gay stuff anymore so I never replied
>>702332563
Anon I have literally fucked her into whoredom.
I have fucking that fistfull sized ass so hard and rough her orgasms made her fart and convulse.
Believe me when I say, they l o v e getting pounded. Fuck what the world tells you.
>>702332876
Is this a cringe thread?
>>702331063
wat
>>702330088
Nothing New here anon
>>702332812
Totally. I am crushing hard on this latino engineer chick. She's a fattie but damn she's sexy. She also is really nice to all the engineer guys so I'm not special there, and I'm too old for her I guess. If she offered herself to me though I wouldn't turn her down.
When I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend.
>>702329126
Nigger
>>702332812
Also, I really really want to fuck a black girl but got married before exploring that.. So now I basically only look at black women in public with desire, as I can never know what that is like
>>702332333
this one? https://www.google.com/maps/@37.7825537,-75.6544319,3a,75y,300.96h,94.76t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sKdFLETebsuO4oEJev-MlHw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
>>702333633
How was she?
Few years ago
Be 20 French Canadian fag
I met a chubby girl that I totally used for bj and she knows it. She sucked my Dick 2-3 time a week. I used her like this when I was single.
I met the gf of his brother. She cheated on him with me and both of them know it. She then quit him for me and we have dated for 6 month. She got a lot a daddy issue and got raped at a young age. She always wanted to fuck more and more violently... She end up cheating on me...
So I was single all again and called back my bj slave... At this point all my friends and her friend and her family know about her giving me blow job many times a week. The weirdest thing, her brother offered me a great job. And I worked for him even I stole her gf and turn her sister has a worthless bj slave...
I used her for about 2-3 years when I was single.. It ended when she married with a dudes... I got invited to that wedding and it was pretty awkward..
I had to resort to living in what anyone would call a feminist community which is ran completely by women with very little to no male influence.
I'm a male, and for males there are guidelines and laws that you have to actually live by. There are blatantly far more and even stricter laws for males than females.
You can't interact with other men or others in general in overly robust or aggressive manners. You can't wear clothing like construction boots or other articles of clothing that do not have inherent soft qualities. You are not allowed to in any way draw attention to your crotch and you are not to hold doors open for women, as a woman if they need help or undertake any other role that may involve the historical white-male mentality of having to aid women.
I hate myself and have done so for the last 4 years. But I would have been living under a bridge somewhere if I didn't swallow my pride and do this.
The community is located in NY, fairly tucked away from everything else with it's own stores, utilities and entertainment. I and many others have to leave in order to go to work though. But everyone signs a nondisclosure agreement.
And there's no taxes. So yay I guess.
I'm a d-list actor who got a b-list actress passed out and raped her. She threatened to call the cops when she woke up but was paid off to prevent a media shitstorm.
>>702333827
I had that same itch, and I scratched it. I hired two hookers. One was ok. The other was amazing, best tasting pussy ever.
>>702333827
My friend had a fetish about black chicks. Fucked one. Isn't even remotely interested in doing it again.
My guess is that it's nothing special and that if you aren't racist, you'll get nothing out of it AND kill your own fantasies
>>702333878
Oh shit...
Well that big building isn't it. It's the smaller one across from it that looks like a shack. Is that recent? I'm not good with computer programs, wasn't able to make the view go to in front of the other building.
My whole inner life is a secret to everyone. I can't believe anyone would want to help me.
>>702333991
Worth it?
>>702333953
did u fuck them?
>>702334062
how did u meet them?
>>702326811
>my sex life is dry
>i sacrificed my childhood to raise my little brother
>i want to abandon everything in my life and move to australia
>>702334301
Craigslist w4m
>>702326811
>Older boy in neighborhood showed me porn and made me suck him when I was 10.
>I masturbated many times to the idea of being fucked by every older guy I met after that.
>When I lost my virginity to same boy this escalated to cucumbers in pussy masturbation for years while imagining fucking older relatives and friends.
>When I got "old enough" to not scare old guys I had a random hook up with two truckers.
>They fucked me in turns in the truck container.
>I got pregnant.
>Aborted with pill
>Fucked same 40yo guy that got me pregnant again a month later.
>He came in me again. Didn't get pregnant.
>Now I am very actively flirting with old rich guy.
I am not damaged, i love my self and i love sex so much, if i could go back in time i'd start even younger.
>>702334249
No. Heterosexual couples aren't allowed. You can have a heterosexual relationship with someone outside the community. But that's it.
>>702334238
I'm effectively blacklisted but yeah
>>702334130
https://www.google.com/maps/@37.7822973,-75.6546087,3a,75y,290.52h,74.75t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sDMCKN1c3KdDb3C5Jx_cZzA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
>>702334460
>I am not damaged
i was about to say "stop bragging"
>>702333927
She was pretty nervous so we took it slow, but once she calmed down and got nice and wet she was awesome. Still had to be gentle with her but the sex was pretty nice. We fucked quite a few more times after then too
>>702334622
You can't do movies anymore?
>>702334162
Try me anon.
>>702334626
Yes that's it. Should be buried beside a wooden fence that was attached to the back of the building if it's still there. I'm done.
>>702334854
I suppose I could do something really small but nothing from any major studio or network
>>702326811
When I was 5yo my 5yo neighbour and me watched porn by accident. Then we immitated it. Short version: I had a lot of gay sex when I was 5yo. It felt good. But since puberty I'm straight, and lost my virginity with 22 to a girl.
>>702334633
Its a secrets thread.
I wear diapers and shit myself on purpose
>>702335029
Is the actress somebody that we would all know?
>>702334928
Her name was Janice Westcott though. That's it, now I'm done.
I edge to traps and other deviant shit on /b/, /d/, and /gif/ when my gf is asleep.
I am literally writing this as she sleeps next to me.
It is starting to effect our sex life as she is pretty vanilla.
>>702329126
Fuck your mom
>>702329126
oh shit son
>>702335361
Same bro. Literally every morning since I always wake up earlier than her. I love her but she's a bore in bed. You are not alone.
>>702331244
you are what you eat
>>702329126
Asshole
Not the cheating type, but once my last ex ditched me and cheated on me several times, I rebelled. Currently cheating on my man, with two other guys, who fuck me better then him. He knows some of the shit I've done, and told me he was tryna get a hook in last week.
I'm also a cam girl who likes it up the butt... But won't let my bf stick it in there.
>>702335595
Hannah pls
>>702332333
>>702333878
>>702334130
>>702334626
>>702334928
>>702335358
Virginia fags! GO GO GO!
>>702326811
The last woman I dated I was with nearly three years and was getting ready to propose to when she suddenly ended things, then spent the last year of college convincing all of our common friends to shun me while publicly spilling every personal secret or embarrassing truth I'd shared with her over the last three years.
The experience completely destroyed me and I haven't had the trust or confidence to even approach another woman since.
That was 8 years ago.
>>702330517
It's good to delete them. Otherwise you would fap to them yet. Tip: make a list what's suck on your ex. Humans often forget the bad things during time. It's important for you to keep them in mind.
>>702335595
how does cheating on your new bf get back at your old bf that cheated on you?
>>702326811
>inb4 edgy
I've read peoples statements on what human flesh tastes like and there are mixed reviews on the taste. i thought i'd get over it, but it's been nearly a decade and i can't shake that need for knowing what it actually tastes like.
i plan on cutting a chunk of meat off my body, i haven't decided where yet because i need to know the ideal place. it will probably come from my leg though. i thought about cutting off a few fingers and stripping the flesh. bacon fingers!
i just have to lose 10 maybe 20 more pounds and i might build up some muscle. i don't like meat that's mostly fat, you know?
>>702333991
Who the bitch? My guess is Morena Baccarin
My wife locks me in chastity and dresses me in vinyl and has me post ads on craigslist when she goes to work. Guys come over and fuck my face and report back to her on how I did. If I do good I get the strap on, If I do bad, I got my balls kicked.
>>702332695
Become a vigilante. Start gunning down local gang members. Go full Punisher.
If you wanna die anyways at least die doing something productive.
>>702326811
Im still not over her after 3 years
>>702333991
could you name a movie you've been in?
>>702336775
your life is literally the type of porn i jerk off to
90% of the porn i watch now is shemale
when i was in high school i cheated on my girlfriend at the time with a welsh chick that was visiting her family while she was on vacation. the chick was two years younger than me, but was more experienced than i was. she sucked a mean dick and always wore a buttplug for me. i hope that little welsh slut is blowing some dudes mind right now.
>>702337105
i've been there
>>702334928
Can you draw a circle?
>>702329126
Fuck
>>702329126
replying for a bump and for mommy
>>702329950
kanye is a gay fish
>>702326811
Helped cause some suicides by talking with depressed people in forums
>>702329126
NOT THIS TIME
I enjoy sexual congress in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation.
I was fucking my cousin for a few years. During this time I've taken pics and shit. Sex included oral vaginal and anal
>>702337702
kys
>>702337702
we've all been there! amiright edgy teens?
i'm 23 and i have never had sex before
>>702337927
same here! twinsies!
when did you turn 23?
>>702337920
I have tried and failed a few times, turns out overdosing has a terrible success rate.
>>702337927
I'm 29 and I have never had sex before.
>>702337926
Wait am i the edgy teen or the depressed teens?
>>702337927
brandon is 24 and has never had sex before
>>702337927
>>702338033
two words for you.
hookers, niggers. hookers.
>>702338108
who's Brandon?
>>702337927
it's overrated
21, lost v card 2 weeks ago, worst experience in recent memory
I would cringe when I think of sex since then, but it's getting better.
>>702338125
I don't want to fuck a hooker.
>>702326811
1. I'm fairly racist. I don't hate anyone but I don't view all races equally. Some definitely have higher average IQs than others.
2. I'm more sexist now than ever before.
3. I think I could enjoy getting pegged by a hot girl with a strap on.
4. I jack off to tranny porn and would fuck a passable trap
5. Violent rape has always turned me on. I watch hentai exclusively for the demonic rape scenes.
>>702337927
charles bukowski lost his virginity at the age of 23 to a fat broad while he was extremely drunk. there's no shame in it.
>>702326811
I am a racist anti Semite, hate men(I am a man), with mildly fascist political leanings
>>702329126
love you mom :'( sorry i fell for bait
>>702338174
i guy from /soc/ that occasionally visited /b/. some people hate and some love him.
some people obsess over him. the obsessors create appreciation threads for him and post whatever pics they have of brandon.
>>702337908
Is this a common thing here
>>702338125
Hookers are just an expensive alternative to masturbation.
>>702338441i guess so don't know why am so nervous do so i watch porn i have had oral sex with boyfriends before given them hand jobs but i am still afraid to have real sex
>>702329126
asd
>>702338902
gay bars work as well, easier than 50 year old 2/10 desperate cougars
>>702338895
he's kinda cute, but isn't everyone on soc a huge whore? How on earth could he be a virgin?
I had a threesome with my sister and mom. Now, they are all over me every couple of days for more. I feel very awkward at home now, and my sister makes these off handed comments about incest all the time; even when my friends are around. My friends think she's just playing around, but I know that she is serious. Mom now walks around the house naked all the time. I liked having the threesome, but I just want them to act normal about it, like it didn't happen.
>>702338915
just find someone you're comfortable with that you trust. make sure you tell them you're a virgin so they know how careful they should be with you.
Six months after being married, I visited a friend and his wife out of town. Nobody likes my friend's wife, so my wife passed on coming. We all drank excessively and the friend's wife was out of control. She kept flashing her tits and giggling about it. My friend (embarrassingly) couldn't control her. At one point they both went to bed, but she came back out. I jerked her off to five orgasms, and she deep throated me. This was two years ago. Have hung out with both since. Not sure if she'd go for it again, but I will try if timing right.
I twitter stalk a group of girls that claim to hate me but actually are obsessed with the idea of me. As am i , obsessed, to the attention i might/might not be receiving from these girls i twitter stalk. You could say i have some mental issues lmao
>>702339142
he has body dysmorphia. he constantly asks for advice about how he should change himself so he can get a girlfriend. nobody ever gives the poor bastard real advice though.
I've spent countless hours looking for nudes of this girl
>>702340031
what's her name? write it in pig latin so only we know what it says.
>>702339949
His nose does seem a bit on the larger side. Though did he mean more in the sense of like fashion or manners and decorum?
kik me: dubbsisblu
>>702340147
>>702340031
>(destin)[y]
I snort almost a ball of coke every night even after having a pulmonary edema incident.
I have huge crush thing on my professor. Idk why I like nerdy looking men but damn he's hot. I would let him do anything he wanted
>>702337908
care to share a pic?
>>702328498
Were you bigger then him?
>>702326811
After wanking I eat my own cum. My preferred materials are the memories of childhood molestations and hardcore rape porn. I think I'm getting off to the thought of being murdered.
>>702340169
I think he's looking for anything. He seems pretty depressed and really desperate.
He says he's insecure about his body, he thinks it's disproportionate, he's unhappy with his penis and he hates how tall he is(5' 9").
>>702341051
Sure here's one of her. You can brighten it up yourself lol
>>702328419
That's hot
>>702341185
At 5'8" I would kill to be 5'9", lucky bastard
>>702340031
>>702340272
can't find anything, sorry pal. i found this though.
>>702326811
All my life I have been fantasizing about having my feet and hands cut off.
>>702341451
as a short female, i like men around 5'6" to 6', any taller than that and it feels a little awkward.
>>702341462
Thanks anon you're most kind
>>702336308
Why'd she end things out of nowhere?
>>702328114
well first off it helps that she is bi and i dont really know she likes watching me fuck other girls more than a few times shes brought them over to the house just so i could fuck them some times she plays with her self and sometimes shell hop right in and fuck her too
>>702338079
since you've tried offing yourself as well, a bit of both i suppose.
I've been fucking my younger cousin for quite some time now. She always tells me to not use a condom and just cum in her womb. Im afraid im going to get her pregnant one day but i really do enjoy just the idea of impregnating her.
>>702329484
nice same here dude
>>702342153
You can name your child Sloth!
>>702339530
Riiiiiiiight.......
>>702341865
how did u meet her? are the girls she brings over always down to fuck you? what does she do with them?
>>702342153
Lies unless there's a pic
I'm incredibly depressed and I'm too afraid to tell anyone.
I'm not okay but its okay
>>702329311
Good heavens man how do you sleep at night
I enjoy deflowering barely legal girls. The fresh tightness of an unfucked cunt. I would just ejaculate in their pussies and give them babies. Done this to 2 chicks already
>>702339530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO9DIa2re3I
>>702342386
Same.
>>702326811
2 fold: of my 3 kids my son is the only one I like. The reason for this is because I find 99% of women to be useless because of 3rd wave feminism....
>>702336308
Now you know why men are assholes and don't share anything. They used to, but some bitch told everyone about it.
>>702342607
Sucks doesnt it?
Kek
>>702326811
>>702326811
I was once bribed by a recently divorced pharmacist (who was a MILF btw) with Xanax pills for which I was not prescribed, as well as cash with which to purchase cocaine, to fuck her hot friend in her hot tub. Problem was, there were 4 older guys in there too who wanted to watch as if it were a live sex show. Fucking perverts. I know guys who want to be cuck'd by me which is fucking strange. The degeneracy is off the charts. I declined btw.
>>702342386
I've been like that for 15 years. As I get older the depression gets more crippling. Starting to wonder when or if I should get medicated.
>>702342827
bumping for mom
i borrowed a gameboy from friend back in the 5th grade.
he was killed a few days later.
i could have given the gameboy to his lil sis.
kept dat shit for myself.
>>702335358
she wasnt reported missing when was this???
>>702342386
m or f?
>>702342494
greentext
>>702342494
>barely legal
>deflowering
>barely legal
>unfucked
hahahahaha no
>>702332876
where do you live
>>702342711
Been here. Make the change, Empower your life for the better. Or not.
>>702343330
I don't see anything wrong with that. You deserve something to remember your friend by. They have an entire room filled with his stuff to reminisce.
Im actually a radical leftist who does witchcraft and is fairly knowledgeable in the occult and i pretend im a conservative christian for my whole family
>>702328675
Yeah, I have a similar story.
>>702334460
no you are damaged, but aslong as you're enjoying yourself
>>702329126
Fuck you anon, at least you didn't ask for a secret.
bump
>>702342370
i met her like most normal people i guess i thought she was cute and i walked over to her and her friends and started talking to her kek
and as far as the girls she brings over yeah they are down to fuck thats why they come over in the first place some of them are her friends and some are girls well meet at bars and etc.
like i said she mainly likes to watch but when she decides to play she'll play with their tits and make out with them but my favorite thing is when i cum in them she lick all the cum out of their pussies or off of them. i think im going to marry this one lol she also mentioned a few other things about people she'd like to see me fuck and ill tell you now shes a perv
My darkest secret, is that I once had consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. After that we held hands and wished eachother a good night.
>>702344208
got any pics?
>>702344202
fuck man i would be wifin that right quick. is she hot? whats she want u to do next?
This is my tiny cock
>>702344414
Lose weight and strengthen your pelvic bowl . Youll be good
>>702344208
Absolute madman
>>702344414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEd-Z-vLZ9I
>>702344342
hehe yeah i intend to btw
ehhh im not sure i really wanna say but she is in to incest something about her dad and her i dont really know too much about it but i think you guys can put that puzzle together
and yes she is very cute she has an ass you can bounce a quarter off of and nice perky 32bs
>>702333991
Are you Bojack?
>>702344722
ya cuz all of us anons will suddenly figure out who she is...
>>702344722
The one who hates her dad but still wants to fuck him all the time?
>>702344722
that is really great! sounds like a fun chick, thanks for sharing man
>>702329126
Oh ffs
>>702344841
nah that isnt it bro it just feels weird talking about it
>>702344918
no i dont know who your talking about sorry bro
>>702344944
no problem bro sorry i didnt have anything better to share
>>702345039
Nvm nvm
>>702344918
but now im curious kek who is that
I've stuck my dick in 3 different bovines
AMA
>>702345163
Some girl who always posts on wincest threads. Her dad would rape her alot as a kid and she ended up liking it after a while. Sometimes she posts the same green text stories all about it. If you go to those threads eventually youll see her i think.
>>702344944
ahh fuck it you seem cool anon she wants me to fuck our hypothetical daughter like her dad did her when she was younger and recreat that experience for her
I think about really weird shit when i fuck my gf
>>702345389
ahh ok thanks anon its not really my cup of tea but ill keep that in mind
>>702326811
Had a threesome last weekend with an ex and her husband. My wife stays up all night, sleeps all day, doesn't do shit, won't put out, doesn't work, cook or clean.
Dug up my ex, spat some game, agreed to fuck her with her husband. Wife wants to sleep all day, fine. Started popping over to their house to cuck her husband during the week, too.
I hope she figures it out on her own and realizes she fucked up and it's her fault because I've tried everything else. At least with this I still get my rocks off.
>>702329126
Fuck you
>>702345456
that is pretty unusual and explains why she is so kinky. does she still fuck her dad?
>>702345310
what kind of bovine?
>>702345745
no and as far as i know it quit when she was 15 but yeah i only recently found out about it an i agree thats probably why she is so kinky
I think about armored core 2 when I fuck my gf
>>702345957
ah. is she resentful towards him? does she ever let u take vids of the fun time when she brings girls over?
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>lived in cheap apartment building
>regularly sexed two navy wives while their husbands were deployed.
