It's time.
No need for any context. Just vent and let it all out.
>>702320956
No, you.
Donald Trump is a moron socialist as much as Bernie Sanders
beggars are trash
My decisions are made but I am unhappy with them.
>>702321446
This is why you only get singles.
One of the girls I’ve been working on for the last 3 months whom I may actually have a chance with got a new male friend.
So far the relationship is benign. But if they do start dating and I get thrown to the gutter, I’m going to fucking strangle that guy. I’ve worked SO HARD on this relationship, and I genuinely care for the girl.
Not to mention it’s been YEARS since I’ve managed to get this much female attention. Feels so fucking bad man.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH niggers get me so mad and how about those towelheads. Chinks suck, no one should be allowed to live except me. Nuke em all turn the sandnigres into glass reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Im fucking sick and tried of you acting like I am the one over reacting. You shouldn't be texting your old fuck buddy you whore.
I have been keeping my eye out for the girl every time I'm at my college...
I have told my self, at the advice of others, to not contact her, unless I run into her in person...
But I am seriously considering going against that advice and text her. But that will do nothing, and probably would hurt the situation.. But on the other had it may help....
>>702320956
I really need to fuck my girl. I need to tell my girl that I need to fuck my girl.
>>702321648
Just tell her how you feel you pussy
This just happened to me today:
>modern Asia class
>finish a class presentation weighing the pros and cons of Japan’s modernization
>question time
>the topic of xenophobia invariably comes up
>respond that xenophobia is actually a very healthy part of the Japanese psyche
>Go on to say that Western culture is historically invasive and destructive, and xenophobia is a suitable defense mechanism
>only natural that a culture as sophisticated as the Japanese should be wary of any foreign influence
>Everyone looks at me pokerfaced, no-one says anything
>Professor: ”Thank you Anon, let’s move on.”
This is the beginning of the semester, and I’m afraid that everyone already thinks I’m a xenophobic asshole. And I’m an Asian-looking HAPA, which probably makes me look even MORE ‘racist’. I hope this won’t make the rest of the year miserable for me: I’ve been outspoken like this in the past and it has made the classes hell.
I wish I knew how to shut my mouth.
no kisses for you
I really really hate Jews
When my step sister was younger I used to take pics of her pussy and stick my tongue in her mouth while she was sleeping... She's olderish now and she kinda gives me these looks..not like "I know what you did" but more like "I know what you did and I was awake the whole time and enjoyed it"
I made a deluxe cat meme thread and no one replyed :,(.
I just wanted a break from all the bad things in here just a cat meme collection, but well people here think traps are better, society?
>>702321834
Huh, that's actually a really good idea which I should have already thought of. I guess I keep waiting for the 'right time', but I need to take more initiative.
Thanks Anon.
>>702322263
go for it
>>702322124
Well yes Japan was most successful during it's periods of isolation, but during the most recent one (late 1800s-mid 1900s) even though they were xenophobic they based most decisions upon what westernized countries "would do" so they're a bunch of shut in biters if you ask me
Im in love. I have a relationship with other person. Fuck me
I shouldn't have talked to her.
I wish I could've seen you one more time. Maybe one day.
>>702322616
Why anon? Im bored and Im here to listen to you
>>702322693
becouse she's a cunt and doesn't care shit about what we were
>>702322536
She ain't legal though. And she goes to an all girl boarding school so I only see her on holidays. But I feel like not being around guys at all is making her want it more. Or I could just be imagining it in an attempt to rationalize what I did.
>>702320956
I want two of my friends to double team me. One in my ass one in my mouth fucking hard.
>tfw one of them has a girlfriend and the other is busy all the time
>>702322798
I'm drunk and felt like letting someone know. Carry on
>>702322798
So, I supose is your ex?
If I snap I'll bring the proof to you /b/ros first.
You'd enjoy that.
I love weed
>>702320956
https://plug.dj/2b2t
>>702322878
Oh h lookie lookie it's a da bait
>>702322878
Breastacles or evacuate the premises
>>702323061
I love xanax and ketamine
>>702322953
you supose right
i was in love (too much), or im in love, i dont know what i feel anymore
>>702320956
I have no idea what this is
Are we dating or not? WHAT THE FUCK
>>702323168
It's a dude
>>702323090
>>702323168
I'm a faggot not a girl
A large chunk of my family are retarded or just generally fucked up. My Mom's been sick since I was 12 years old, just wasting away, deteriorating. She recently got better, but she's super religious and she bitches at my Dad and it's like she believes it was a miracle and my Dad didn't take care of her all these years. My Dad's pretty much my role model because he puts up with all the shit that gets thrown at him and works his ass off everyday. My oldest brother is schizophrenic and relates normal shit he sees with stupid ass red pill fantasy crap. My second oldest bro is pretty normal honestly, he has a GF and everything. He just lets his fucking emotions rule him and acts like a girl I swear to God. Then my youngest sister is literally autistic, she can't even speak and she's 11 years old, basically a baby except she's big and she can shit on her own. The normal people are my dad and other sister and brother.
I hate myself and I'm looking for a way out.
Also I'm drunk now. Don't tell my sober self that I said this
>>702322600
That's basically the point... they vacuum up Western culture and transform it into something which is unique; which is theirs.
In that culture, everyone including foreigners has their own set and accepted 'role'. But nobody can be Japanese except for the Japanese. And that is a beautiful thing.
i wish i were strong enough to stop eating forever
>>702323286
In that case lick my wiener
>>702321205
>>702323315
Your secrets are safe with us here, anon.
Hailee please for the love of all things holy shit. Fuck me for god sake woman I've given you everything you need except for my sperm
Goodnight
>>702323210
Well dude. My advice is that you have this life, try to live it to the max. If she doesnt want t be part of it she missing out. Carry on.
I'm gay and closeted and my best friend hates gay people. Thanks for the thread.
>>702320956
I'm super fucking gay but don't know how to tell anyone
I ALWAYS WATCH MYSELF POOP AND GET SPLASHED IN THE FACE, EVERY FUCKING TIME. EVERYTIME I JUST SIT THERE FOR A MINUTE AND SAY, "Well Richard, you've made a goofy move once again." AND PAT MYSELF ON THE BACK.
Fuck working for rich fucks
>>702323336
It's respectable to a point, but at least they aren't like the fucking Greeks. "We do absolutely nothing all day except fuck and eat figs and take naps but we are better than everyone else and invented everything. Come fix our economy"
>>702323556
"i'm gay" its a way to tell someone you are gay
>>702321793
FUCK HERRRRR
>>702320956
Everyone else is going to Japan to live and work except me. Despite the fact that I've been putting in the most effort, I'm getting nothing in return; all I'm getting is seeing EVERYONE ELSE live out MY dream. I'm fucking sick of this.
I'm going to learn Mandarin and re-learn Korean, and find ways to live and work in either one of those countries from here on. I'm fucking done with this Japanese shit! I don't even watch anime anymore (right now, I'm actually watching a Korean drama and intend to watch another after it goes off). Fucking hell. I know it'll be a hassle to take all these books back to my parents' house, but it's time I do. Besides, I can't afford to be distracted this semester with the JLPT. I literally can't. Not to mention all the extra shit about the 'real' Japan no one talks about.
Holy fuck.
I think im stupid honestly. Im going to college next spring, got a deploma from homeschooling and I honestly think I've learned nothing. I'm I a failure?
>>702320956
I can't ask women out to save my life
>>702323505
thats the best advice someone gave me so far. thanks anon.
I miss you
Hate my friends cuz when I ask them to hang out they only agree if fuckin Chad is coming too. I never have anyone's undivided attention. Yeah I need new friends
>>702323842
Just go up and do it man, live life with no regrets, what's the worst that can happen? That they say no? And what if they say yes. One step at a time b/ro you can do this
>>702323652
thanks anon i never thought of it that way. now i'm going to go buy a megaphone and get on my roof and scream 'I'M GAY " for the whole world to hear
>>702320956
I think I might be a faggot, and I definitely know I've had such feelings.
I had a highschool sweetheart and it's 6 years later I'm now dating someone else and I still can't move on and I don't think I ever will, I rushed into a relationship so I would have company and sex now it sickens me most days what I've gotten myself into and I'm really not liking my paths and options for me.
I should of stayed single.
You're really fucking boring, stupid to boot as well. The only reason I even bother talking to you anymore is because you're really hot and I know that we're gonna have great sex eventually.
>>702323907
np anon
>>702320956
It's really upsetting the amount of bullshit we tell ourselves to no avail
>>702324106
no, dont do it like a vegan, just if someona ask tell them, live a live like... you know, gay
>>702323437
You nigger.
Since you indirectly asked for it.
I'm unemployed and homeless.
I'm in the queue to join the military. Serious like, no kidding.
But they tell me I have to wait.
So I am.
In the meantime I have nothing. Not even a roof over my head. I'm trying to stay with my sister and nephew who she is alone with.
She's been hostile to my family for years. Not for any reason I can think of. Just she wants to be alone.
I want to break shit up and live there and make her supper.
At least as long as I can be before Basic calls me
I'M 23 AND I WATCH GAME GRUMPS
>>702324300
>live a live
I'm probably in love with my best friend buttttt I don't know
>>702320956
I fucked up my school's chromebook trying to hack it and lied through my teeth to the tech department.
>>702324342
You're a loser faggot.
Arin can't play for shit and the other faggot whose name I forget is just saying old stories where he was a young man.
Look, they can't play video games and their stories go no where.
Why watch them?
Humiliating
Niggers are kinda difficult to work with, just remind them to act civilized and ehh that probably wont work either lol
>>702320956
i enjoy being unhappy.
I don't want to be poor anymore. Sometimes people don't choose to be poor they are just born into poverty.
Rich people who drive BMWs and nice cars are full of shit and don't know the truth about life. Fuck them.
Bs with a coworker over snapchat, niggers gonna nig nog
Been going to college for 2 years and haven't made any real friends.
>>702324544
I DID like Jon better, that I will concede, but Dan is still pretty cool. Most of his stories are boring as shit but sometimes there's some pretty funny stuff.
>>702324633
So what, circumstances of your life are out of your control but what you do with the gift of life is what really matters
- mewtwo
>>702321762
kek
i fucking hate my fat fuck redneck of a boss. i told him i needed the day off to move out of my house and he asked if i could just leave my stuff outside? OUTSIDE? YOu fucking white nigger. fuck you for saying you were just joking when i said that was not ever happening. fuck you, you worked at fedex before becoming the manager at a huge satellite installation company. this mother fucker cant even use the inclinometer properly. fat fucking redneck son of a bitch, you look like an avatar of yourself. And you have an ass shaped like a black woman. ol apple bottom ass nigga
>>702324544
Hey fuck off m8 OP said "anything"
I hate being alive
>>702324955
Welcome to the club
I keep telling myself that I'm over her and that I hate her. I should hate her after all shes done to me. Truthfully, I still love her and can't stop thinking about her. I desperately want to get back together with her even though I know she's horrible for me and I'll just get hurt again.
I'm pathetic, I've been constantly checking my phone to see if shes texted me even though I know she won't
swindled 36k this week selling elderly people a product I will never deliver.
>>702324544
Found the 12 year old
I have issues managing my anger and beat my children to feel better.
I miss her. Can't stop thinking about her. I keep wondering if this is a nightmare and I'm going to wake up.
>>702325110
they're going to die soon anyway.
I wanna drink to feel less like shit but im losing weight so im not a fat fuck
wat do?
>>702325110
I'm dissapointed and somehow proud simultaneously.
I xDDDDDDDDD
>>702325232
beat a boxing bag, you piece of shit
>>702320956
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO MAJOR IN OR DO FOR A CAREER I HATE MYSELF AND ALL THE COUNTLESS OPTIONS I HAVE I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO I NEED SLEEP I WANT TO SLEEP FOREVER
>>702323815
>Despite the fact that I've been putting in the most effort, I'm getting nothing in return; all I'm getting is seeing EVERYONE ELSE live out MY dream. I'm fucking sick of this.
Dude. Why are you having such trouble? It's insanely easy getting a job teaching English in Japan if you have half a brain. Hell, it feels like half the people in JET are lobotomized. (Entire prefectures have pulled out of that programme because the people they get are so bad.)
It's miserable work and they do make you feel like a mindless drone,
One other thing. JPLT literally doesn't matter unless you want to get into a university there or something. If you're obviously fluent in Japanese during an interview, it's not going to be much of a problem, is it?
Put that time learning useless JPLT words into actual, practical Japanese. You're probably frustrated because you're way off in your approach.
>>702320956
NIGGERS. Is there anything they can't fuck up?
Fuck this shit. Fuck this shitty call center job that pays 10 dolars an hour. Fuck the people there, fuck living in a country alone, just fuck being away from everyone I love and care about. Fuck the american dream.
I've been through hell for the last 3 years and now that its getting better I feel burnt out. I'm not used to not having to stress about shit all the time and I can never sleep. Also dealing with some crazy bitch right now, not fun.
>>702325232
Ok, dude, I'm sorry you have anger issues, but that ain't cool. Invest in a punching bag or a shooting range membership or something instead.
>>702320956
Should I take my chances and try to go after my best friends qt 18yo sister?
I have been shooting dope in san francisco for months. Been in the hospital for over a month now, they just amputated my leg 2 days ago. I used to have a house in Hawaii but it burned down. I had to lesbian girlfriends and dj'd all over the country.. now I don't even have a place to live. It's better to never had shit than to have the whole world and lose it. Now I sit in a hospital bed still sweating out the massive amounts of opiates I slammed into my body. Such a fuk up can't even commit suicide.
>>702325407
Jesus, I didn't finish that one paragraph. I'm so tired.
I meant to say: It's miserable work and they do make you feel like a mindless drone, but it IS a salary and you do get to live on anime island.
i can suck my own dick
I lost *Her* 12 years ago, mostly due to my own stupidity. Since then, I've got my degree, dated a bit, got married, and still love my wife very much. But I still think about *Her* every single day. Some days, it nearly fucking breaks me.
>>702320956
I like her so much, but I know she's wasting my fucking time...
>>702325601
>shooting range + anger issues
That'll turn out well
Boxing is way better. It helped me a lot. You can physically let it out and feel better afterwards. Nothing against shooting though, I love guns.
>>702325615
FUCKING DO IT YOU GOT THIS DUDE JUST REMEMBER SOME RANDOM STRANGER ON THE INTERNET BELIEVES IN YOU
>>702320956
I went from broke and living on the streets to a job, food in my mouth and a place to sleep and yet I still feel like I can't get my shit together and I don't know what the fuck I want to do with my life and I feel like everything's falling apart completely. I'm young, in 20's,so I know I have plenty of time to figure shit out but I feel like times slipping away so fast and I wasted so much already. I want to be there already, ya know? Settled down with an actual house, working a decent career job I wouldn't dread getting up to go do in the morning and be in a good financial place and have time to go do shit I want to go do, like travel and see shit and actually have a reason to live. sometimes I don't even feel like it's worth the effort to get there honestly.
>>702325693
12 years ago? maybe its just someone you used to know man, people change (a lot)
I wish you hated him like I hate her.
>>702323817
You are with that attitude, Anon.
>>702325407
I was rejected by the JET once already, but that worked out since my transcript got fucked up and I basically had to do two more semesters (summer and the current one) to graduate anyway. Still, I didn't even get as far as the interview-phase; I had professional contacts, a resume, an internship with a Japanese company behind me, etc so I don't get why they couldn't at least LOOK at my application. But it's not just JET I want; it's only a part of a larger plan to stay in Japan.
I'm conversational in Japanese, but not fluent. I see job listings for foreigners in Japan requiring (usually) at least N2--or even more rarely, N3--certification.
>>702320956
I found out about a year ago that this qt mexican girl that used to walk to school with me is a lesbian. It hurts knowing that, as she had these huge ass tits and was as short as manlet me. Miss hugging her, too.
>>702325752
Yeah, I can see how there would be risks there come to think of it. I just meant something to blow off steam, whatever works for you. That was just the first thing that came to mind.
I miss hanging out with you
This thread is fucking gay
>>702324412
How do you fail to hack a Chromebook? Especially if you are physically holding it?
I seem to be socially regressing for some reason. I used to be able to spend hours talking to my friends now I can barely hold a conversation with some of my best friends
i think im going to be down here forever because i fetishize my own sadness and loneliness.
holyshit
>>702324955
edge-of-cliff-y
Is it sad that I'm almost 24, work day labor, have no car, and live with my brother?
>>702326049
Fuck off man, even /b/ needs to let off some feels once in a while. Fuck off if you don't like it, faggot. I know 4chan is usually otherwise, but just act like a goddamn supportive human being for once.
>>702325837
I'm sure the girl I loved back then doesn't exist anymore. Some days, I wonder if she ever did, or if I was just a fling for her. It doesn't make the void she left any less empty, though.
>>702325245
Acid
>>702326067
Yeah that happened to me too around the time when I realized my "friends" weren't really my friends. Fuck people, 90% are a waste of energy. You just gotta find the 10% and you'll be comfortable around them.
>>702320956
MY FUCKING ROOMMATE INSISTS TOILET PAPER ROLLS END GO UNDER LIKE A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH.
>>702326242
Reading post from emotional teenagers is never fun.
I really just want Israel to bomb the fuck outta Gaza and get it over with, there is no-one worth saving in that strip of filth
Somalian people are more kind than a average person. They get too much hate
I shit naked and wipe my bum standing up.
>>702326462
They might kill the next Hitler in the processes.
>>702326462
GTFO with that bs
Fuck you chad I'll kick the shit out of you
>>702326429
Dude, your roomate *might* be Satan.
I hate Islam and Niggers, not Blacks, Niggers.
When I was a child my friends stepfather (nig nog) had planned to take us to Disney Land, we drove around for a long time and I remember us falling asleep then waking up seeing a bunch of fire trucks and a huge building engulfed in flames, my friends step dad was saying "Oh! NO! Disney Land is burning down and it looks like we arent going today" my friend and I both cried and cried. His step dad then drove away to another place and told us to wait in the car while he found out when Disney Land would be re-built....we waited and cried more in the parking lot of what i didnt know then but know now, to be a cheap all nude strip club.
>>702326508
Where the hell are you from? They're the most savage breed of niggers.
>>702320956
BITCH STOP PLAYING FUCKING RADIO SONGS REMIXED WITH THE SAME GODDAMN REGGAE BEAT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>702326611
Yeah, fuck you Chad!
>>702326625
Can confirm, am mikes roommate, am satan.
>>702326625
Fucking nigger
>>702326318
ok fag
>>702326608
What bs?
>>702320956
>help girl when shes in trouble like im a fucking slave
>she says thanks sometimes
>ignores the fuck outta me
>fucks with almost everyone besides me
>"whycantihaveluckwithlove".png
in 24 hours i will bomb the CN tower. You have been warned
Please stop calling me gay. I touched a willy in high school once and it was just a little mistake.
>>702326152
Plausible but nah
I'm at a college where 100% of all students are fucking jocks on sports scholarships I have no friends go to no party's haven't had sex and get anxiety about eating lunch alone I hate this fucking college I'm 80000 in debt and I'm starting to not eat and getting bad depression fml
I'm still in love with the first and only girl I've ever truly fell in love with, even though, despite her saying we should be together, we weren't (cause gay internet thing), and now she's moved on and found a new man but I'm just sitting here drinking to forget about her
>>702325640
you at general? or ucsf?
FREE KOOL-AID, sounds like some of yall need some, I know I do :/
>>702326824
Do it and bomb stc too
>>702325407
How is the JLPT 'useless?'
>>702320956
I wasted $2000 on a girl just to be cucked by her after 4 months
I once felt up my sister. she has these massive 38DD titties. Fun times.
>>702326152
i feel you bro
how does one stop that shit?
>>702326462
Cacksucka
>>702326883
What fucking college is this? Sweet!!!
>>702326987
Fucking kek'd. What the hell did you waste all that money on?
>>702320956
video game MIDIs from the 90s are better than 95% of today's music
I just (finally) talked to the girl of my dreams (my crush) after 2 long years of not even being able to looking at her. I have no contact to her at all. She doesn't have an insta, snap, or anything.
> We met after school.
> She noticed me
fucking beautiful.
> She still has that personality that ive always loved her for.
>Seems like she's alone...
>oh wait.
>No she's not
:(((((
> She's like a drug
>meaning whenever I talk to her I always forget what we were talking about.
>Almost like im sidetracted by her perfectness.
> She introduces me to one of her friends, It was some pretty chill dude. (seemed cool).
> I said hey and he said hey back.
2 mins later...
>Her BF comes walking in.
>saying he has to go (out of town) this week-end.
> she seemed disapointed.
>they talk and i really could care less about what they were talking about.
>I turn around and see them do a small good-bye kiss.
Heart Broken.
>The BF leaves and its just me, her, and her friend.
> she stands right next to me when they r waving good-bye.
>once he is gone she turns around and we look at each other for a good half a min.
Awkward silence.
>she makes a joke and that's when her ride comes pulling around the corner.
>as she leaves she turns around and says "bye /b/"
>I say "see you later!"
and that's it. I've wait two years just to find out that the love of my life is taken.
And its not just like a random hot chick i wanna fuck. Everyone has that certain someone in their life where they will literally do anything for them. She is that girl.
Anyway thanks for reading...
I am a social failure
>>702326428
I dont think thats the case with me. I still genuinely like these people, at least I think I do. I just can't seem to hold a conversation anymore
>>702326768
You are part of the problem
>>702326462
hey schlomo
>>702326804
Move on mang
STOP SPILLING DRINKS ON MY SOFA JENNIFER YOU STUPID FUCK!
>>702327045
MIDI is the worst sound font in existence, you should feel ashamed for enjoying it.
>>702327112
Maybe you're just trapped in your head. Sounds stupid as fuck but if you're constantly thinking about shit it makes talking to people a lot harder.
>>702322441
Yep, just tell her how you feel. It'll feel way better once it's out there
>>702327267
FUCK YOU KAREN
>>702327083
>love of my life
>I just (finally) talked to the girl of my dreams (my crush) after 2 long years of not even being able to looking at her
Buddy....
>>702327182
What problem?
I always feel like I should be a trap, but then I realize that I'm somewhat fat and too lazy to lose weight.
>>702325922
Hrm. Were you a recent graduate with a decent GPA? I think that's what they're mainly looking for.
If you're in it for the long-term, you need fluency more than just the JPLTs. Making the push to fluency will be THE hardest thing in your life, but once you have it, it's yours.
I actually have similar ambitions, and this summer I devoted myself entirely to Japanese study. Got up at 7, studied my screenshot flashcards, read two newspaper articles in Japanese and screencapped the words I didn't know, did kanji study for several hours, took a power nap, reviewed the kanji, wrote an essay, listened to audio, then talked to friends in Japan on Skype. Then I usually went over my screenshot flash cards for around 30 more minutes before bed.
I did this at least 5-6 days per week for 3 months, and I've gotten pretty close to fluency. Now I'm getting a graduate degree before I hopefully move back permanently.
Anyone can do it, it just takes an insane amount of time and effort.
>>702325063
I know these feels
>>702327083
Fuck that asshole dude, you didnt wait 2 years for that. Grab your balls and get your wife. I know you can do it
>>702327481
Being a trap takes a lot of effort, and you're probably just in a phase so yeah.
I'm sorry Karen. Miss you like crazy and it hurts like a son of a bitch. Best of luck and travel safe. I will never forget you. Hopefully time will heal the bitterness.
>>702322124
you're fine, don't overthink it
they were probably pokerfaced the whole time (because that's the default face for any fucking school presentation), you just happened to notice when you felt like you spaghetti'd
>>702327588
A lot of effort just to end up being a piece of trash
>>702326824
allahu akhbar
I miss you... Sometimes.
I want to kill myself.
>>702327725
Who?
>>702327083
easy there cub, when you become a big tiger you will find a nice lioness to make you happy
>>702327487
GPA's 3.7 right now, and it was at the time of my original graduation. Grades have never been a problem for me, as I have no 'life' and just study all the time (well, most of the time).
I just want to get my foot in the door in Japan, and then network while there, take the JLPT N2, and do whatever else it takes to ensure I can stay there. Just curious how 'useful' it really is, because it doesn't test speaking at all.
Honestly I cannot tell if you are going to be in my future if this is what we have become
>>702327799
do it for muhammad
>>702320956
Your race isn't why everybody hates you. Its your shitty fucking culture, the way you behave.
>>702327044
shit ton of dates and food man
it adds up
>>702327881
Same boat. Sucks doesnt it?
Get ready y'all
>nigger roommate was rude as fuck to me and it's been angering and confusing me cause he's usually cool and I'm honestly just mad I didn't piss in his mouthwash before I left
>Girlfriend is mad I didn't immediately come see her when I got home and instead went to go see my family
>Girlfriend is also someone I care about but I can't do this long distance thing anymore and I don't know how to tell her without losing our friendship
>My "Friends" are too liberal for my liberal punk ass along with being autistic fucking socially inept nerds or just arrogant douchebags who can't be wrong or else they throw a fit
>I want to make new friends but every time I try I feel like I'm being annoying and I give up and I hate it
>Domino's is closed and I'm hungry as fuck
>I don't know if taking acid made me depressed or if I already was and now I'm just more aware of it
>The woman that I would try
>Is happy with a good guy
>But I been drinking so much
>That Imma call her anyway and say
>Nothing because I don't know how to properly express my emotions and sometimes I don't even know what the hell I'm feeling and it scares me
>I'm worried I'll go nowhere and no matter how hard I work at what I want to do I'll have to settle for a dead end job with a mediocre wife and a family I can't stand
>I can't find a plug back home
I'll probably have some more here in a minute.
>>702327961
feel u bro
>>702326283
Nah anon, you could be doing much, much worse. Focus on getting more money, then a car, then somewhere to live.
I'm single for the sole fact that I hate dating, and wasting my time, money, and energy just to maybe find "the one". I like the idea of having children one day, but I don't like the idea of spending the rest of my life with a woman that I might not even end up loving.
>>702326932
Because if you're already fluent in the language, employers aren't looking for some phony certification. The fact will be apparent in of itself.
>be me
>15 year old 6/10 female
>recently broke up with beta bf
>decide to date a good friend bc neither of us had anything to loose
>all of our hangout time was spent at his bi-curious best friends house
>didn't have a problem with it bc I was cool with the guy
>one day they both went into his room where the proceeded to try on each other's pants
>doesn't want to walk in
>next day bf doesn't talk to me at all
>day after he broke up with me
>also recently found beta ex got a new gf
>feelsbadman.jpeg
I haven't finished reading the JoJo manga
>>702327961
It does yeah. I know what a rough patch is, but she doesn't get how desensitizing it becomes after a certain point
Why did she let me think that.
>>702328056
thanks bro, I really needed that.
>>702327905
What does that mean?
>>702328137
>>702320956
My GF is at a family party, I've got a few Hundred in my wallet right now, there's a massage place 5 minutes away with hot asian girls that will suck you clean for $50... my friend informed me of this place today, and now I sit here, do I go and get my dick sucked for $50 and be that lame ass guy who cheated on his GF with a skanky Asian massage girl, or do I stay on /b/ and waste my night until she gets home and just her her finish me off before bed.... ohh the conundrum of life.
>>702327876
Wait, so you've never gotten your bachelor’s degree?
I thought that was a requirement for JET.
Otherwise you should have had literally no problem getting into the programme with that GPA and resume. I wonder what they were smoking.
Fucking niggers at my walmart just piss me off
>>702326677
Im from sweden (im white before you ask) and i thought so before. But even my friends agree that they are one of the most kindest people they have ever met. They are overall funny, supportive and not afraid to give compliments.
>>702328424
Muhammad is like the Jesus of Islam.
Why cant she fucking love me instead of her shitty chad thundercock friends with an IQ below 76
Qt3.14 I've been banging wants a relationship and keeps pestering me about it.
She's perfect.
I just don't wanna be with her cause I like fucking different girls all the time.
But she totally wife material
She's obsessed with me and willing to wait around for god knows how long
Probably gonna lose her eventually
Don't give a shit rn but know I'll regret it
This girl I dig is actually really into my friend so I'm stuck in this depressing love triangle
>>702327876
>network while there
Also, unless you're splitting a flat with a friend, that's gonna get really expensive, really fast. Even under the best of circumstance it's going to take at least a month or two to find a job.
>>702322320
i appreciate ur efforts kind-hearted stranger
>>702322944
same anon
>>702328605
You don't deserve her just for the temporary time that you have her.
Jackass.
>>702328500
I will in December.
That's the problem; I *should* have gotten it in May, but the last class I needed was cancelled just days before the Spring semester started, and there weren't any substitutions available. So I got rejected by JET *and* forced into more debt by the school (seriously, if one professor can't teach a course, they can't find ANYONE else to teach it?). The ol' 1-2. At least now, I'll be finishing with two degrees instead of just one, since I took the extra time to get the few classes needed for an additional degree.
>>702328713
This only further discourages me.
>>702328688
get CUCKED
>>702320956
I'M A STEGOSAURUS
>>702327083
do it my man. she's taken now =/= she will continue to be taken. you know very well that you have the patience and love to eventually be with her, now you can go get your wife. give it a good go /b/rother
>>702322607
End your relationship, you clearly aren't satisfied in your current one.
You're probably fucking my co-workers right now. You will never be as sexually adventerous with anyone as you were me. I taught you the meaning of life and was there for you in your hardest times. You loved me, but I never loved you. The only person I've ever met who is more selfish than and doesn't even realize it. It would hurt you to know that I have been talking to my ex whom I care for dearly. I would never tell you that. I wish you could have listened to a single fucking word of mine. You're gone now. Forever this time. I am at peace.
quit dressing up your chiwawas in clothes!!
>>702320956
I don't like my best friends wife.
I miss you, Elena.
>>702328425
>tfw i dont feel better
>>702328479
Is she a good catch or just barely worth your time? Cuz if she's the goddamn love of your life don't go out cheating on her. If she's just some chick you like then maybe, but I would still think about it long and hard (kek).
>>702328821
T-Thanks anon
I took a shit and my stomach ache went away. also check my dubs
>>702326429
what a weirdo. everyone knows u leave ur toilet paper roll on top of the tank
>>702323842
DO IT.
Fail at it.
Then do it again, but don't make the same mistake twice.
Fuck you! You told me you loved me for months. After we broke up you said we'd get back together. The late nights the sleepless nights. It was all brushed aside after you told me you liked your boss's. Little did I know you had already fucked him twice. But here I am. Im good I'm too good. I'm a nice guy and you fucked it up. I laughed so fucking hard when you finally asked him out and he said no. Hear that bitch your just somebody else's booty call. Fuck why do I love you you heartless bitch. You better believe your going to have to earn it if you want to keep me around after all the shit you pulled. You drink ass drug using selling whore. Why do I love you! I hope seeing the psychiatrist helps you realise that just because you got raped a few times and used and shit doesn't mean you do it to other people!! Fuck you!
>>702324012
agreed
>>702327083
>"Love of My Life"
Meme
>>702329131
Shit happens. Life is trying to get you down, just keep on saying fuck you to the world until it follows your will. Keep on going siste/r/
>>702324129
then end the relationship. Find a better one.
>be me
>kind of a beta fag
>chubby guy
>studying engineering
>In class of analysis of signals
>this 7/10 girl sits next to me for 3 classes
>decide to make a move and talk to her
>The chat goes really smooth
>She said that we should do the class work the Friday
>"Yes why not"
>Friend come over me after class and told me that she is kind of a lesbian
>She got really drunk on a party and tried to make out with some girl
>Doesn't really bothered me, I didn't had so much hope on her
>3 days later, she texted me, asking me if I was going to meet her to do the work
>said yes but I'm really confused
>If she only wanted me to help her do the work, she could have do it via facebook
If she wanted to do the work, why take so much trouble meeting me to do that, I'm kinda ugly and fat so thats why I'm a little skeptical
>>702324175
find someone who you want to be around AND want to ram with your thunder cock.
>>702329436
Fuckin' kick her ass to the curb. You can do way better than that hoe, anon. She's never gonna turn her shit around. Just remember dude, you can't fix stupid.
I want to fuck Meradith so, so fucking bad
>>702326625
you're a nigger tho
>>702329619
You sound insane.
>>702329619
Go for the 3-way. I believe in you.
>>702328789
>This only further discourages me.
I don't want to discourage you, but I am trying to be realistic. What exactly are your expectations? You're not going to find work overnight. There are of course creative ways to weasel around having to shell out for hotel fare. Try couch surfing, or find a Japanese girlfriend online, and see if you can lodge with her after you've developed a relationship. Those people whom you say are so far ahead of you? Try lodging with them for a week or two at a time. If not anything else there are hostels which run around 15000-3,000 yen per day. At that point all you'd have to worry about are the 90 days you'd have on a tourist visa. I suggest networking beforehand; contact your local consulate.
I'm going to bed, but here's a disposable email address of mine, in case you want to commiserate with a like-minded individual: [email protected].
Good luck.
>>702329734
It ain't easy
Ive liked this stupid fucking bitch since high school. 4 years now and shes still with her idiot weed smoking money blowing cheating boyfriend. Ive told her plenty of times to dump his ass and she never does. Im not waiting on her and i never was but of all the people ive wanted to be with on an emotional and intellectual level, shes the one. Fuck her for being such a dumbass about that shit.
>>702320956
Six days ago some one very close to me died in a car accident. They were drunk and hadn't slept in 2 days, and was known to drive recklessly when other people weren't in the car, or wear a seat belt. We spoke everyday and there isnt even a word for what this person was to me. They knew me better than anyone and trusted me. We had been planning on hanging out on there way home that night. They sent me a snapchat right before the accident, but I had fallen asleep. I feel incredibly guilty for not being awake to answer. There were so many weekends where we wold hang out and I make sure they got home safe, or stayed with me. I had never missed a call or message before. I really don't know what to do with that. Or the time I sped to spent talking to them or with them. Not to mention that I know their family now has access to all of they social media, and probably their computer, which had a lot of personal stuff that i don't think They should see, and other friends might not know about,but I can't really do anything about that. Every time I hear a car with load music drive by, or pick up my phone, or even go home I think about my closest friend and it's really tearing me up, I can't even begin to imagine what the family is going through and I am so stuck in my own damn grief that I couldn't even think of anything that sounded right to put in the card at the celebration of life. I really don't believe in any of the faggoty god bullshit but I hope that they are dabbing it up in what ever afterlife there could be because there has to be an upside to all of this.
I'm 15
I have crippling depression
No one appreciates me
I have one semi friend
My parents say they love me but they put words in my mouth and I don't get an opinion
Nothing makes me feel better
I hate myself
I just want to die
>tfw only whiskey helps
>>702329619
she isn't into you like that. have a genuine human interaction anon. watch less porn.
>>702320956
I want to be the little girl
I've kinda loved this same girl since kindergarten. She left my school in 3rd grade and came back for 5th grade. we both had mutual feelings for each other, but I was always to shy to ask her out. after 5th grade, she moved a few cities away. around 2009 we got back in touch via myspace, and same ole same ole happened and I bitched out into asking her out. She eventually asked me out, but I pussed out, again, and gave some shitty excuse on why I couldn't date her and we steadily stopped chatting (another reason was that she had gained considerable weight since the last I saw her, and being the vein cunt I was, didn't really want to date her for that reason). fast forward 6 years, I found out she had a kid (absent dad), and I still do love her, and would want to be with her, chubby and all, but she still lives and few cities away, plus the kid thing. fuck, I hate how much of a bitch I was in grade school, because if I hadn't been, We might have been together for some 20 years, and that could've been my kid with her.
>>702329936
I...I don't know what to say. I'm so sorry, anon. Just take comfort in the fact that maybe, just *maybe* you'll see them again someday.
>>702326804
>thinks he is in love
>A total bitch that crawls to her feet whenever he is beconed.
>Wants a man that isn't a total bitch
>ignores you
>You think you're not having 'luck' with love.
>>702326883
100%
>This would suggest you are a dumb jock with a sports scholarship.
You are the worst jock ever
>>702327083
You just need to reread your post and imagine it was someone else who wrote it.
I have a tip for you. If you want a girl you need to talk to her. You need to be involved. Looking like you just had vietnam flashbacks while she is just looking at you.... isn't ideal.
Your entire story is just creepy. Maybe you can open up your sketch book and try to draw naked pictures of her because that's the only pussy you'll get.
>>702329893
being cheesy
>>702330057
Move to Russia
>>702325443
Find someone who you can talk with and have fun.
Shit always sucks when you're alone.
>>702330093
nigga wat
>>702329860
Thanks. Don't worry though; I wont bother you.
>>702321834
it isn't so linearly simple because it can also happen that the chick sense preasure or take you as too serious or even unbearable and they get away (if it is the case of a girl that has a normal sex life)....one must tame the girls, talking them about what they wanna hear (slightly showing sexual desire, that they love, i mean, being desired), and when theyre really interested, and youre sure about that, thats when one can tell the hard shit, if it gets even necessary to do so
>>702330057
Kind of in the same position as you. only advice i have is to make at least one friend who you can vent to
You know when you break up with someone and you remember stuff from the past that really didn't sit right that you put to the back of your mind? She told me about some weirdo she met online before who has serial killer fantasies. She said "he was a nice guy." Now it turns out he's top of the list "most relevant" on her contacts list in google+. I know I shouldn't have looked but I saw one of her past conversations with him where she was getting all turned on by his fantasies and saying " that's hot, your turning me into a serial killer!" Her explanation was that she was just fucking around with him and it's online so it's not real. Call me a prude but it still creeps me out. And what's more fucked up is I miss her like crazy and still love a lot of things about her.
>>702330157
Noah is that you get out of my computer
I really fucking hate the Jews.
>>702321605
He has dubs retard
I wish i could have my girlfriend back
>>702330145
Thank you. I think a lot of people are still in shock. i thought it was a joke when I got the call. So many people joked about how they were expecting them to to just pop out of the bushes and be like " stop crying, bitches!" at the celebration.
>>702330057
You should try weed you depressed fagwad
>>702325815
I wish I had an answer other than "it gets better", but when I started to see how shit my job was, I took up hobbies that made me feel like I was actually getting something done. Learning a craft you love is a great way to always make progress towards something positive.
>>702330075
I know that, but the conversation on facebook was really tryhard from her part just to meet me
>>702330250
>Don't worry though; I wont bother you.
I think I just found your problem.
You NEED to bang on people's doors in order to have the best and most ample chances and opportunities. Make yourself known. It's often obnoxious and not dignified, but sometimes it's the only way to get ahead in this crazy world... and that applies for Japan as here.
I still encourage you to email me.
I hide my lack of human emotions with sarcasm and verbal insult. My girlfriend whom i thought I loved left me but I don't care. My ego is so big I don't see people as people. Just pawns and lifeless meat bags. I have a stalker who thinks I don't know she is stalking me but I think she is worthless simply because she is not me. I forgot how to be a person basically.
>>702330148
Hit us with some more of that real talk Anon
I'll never trust anybody but myself.
People form friendships or relationships because they want something from the other person. I have very few friendships/relationships, and I'm aware of what they want from me.
A volunteer chauffeur, temporary amusement to fill the hole in their lives, someone to walk on, an obligation. I'm sick of playing a dense, awkward, moron, but it's all I know how to be.
In the past few months, the thoughts have become frequent. Some days they're not there, other days it's all I think about. I don't want to be here.
>>702330530
Buy a fedora
i'm really angry and I have a lot of pent up aggression and I have no idea why.
>>702330530
WELCOME TO 4CHAN, YOU LOVEABLE MEATBAG, YOU
He ruined my life. I mean it with no exaggeration. Now he befriended my siblings and convinced them that I was the bad guy, Dispite me doing nothing wrong. So I did the only thing that I could. I became his friend. Now, as dramatic and edgy as it seems, I'm gonna have my revenge. I dont know how or when, but I got some ideas. Im taking suggestions, and anything is good. Anything. From pranks to murder, give me what you got, because I have a motherfucker to punish.
I'd buy a desert eagle .50AE its cool asf
>>702330530
I saw that movie too
I can feel the globs of blood get forced out when I sneeze or blow my nose
>>702330716
I want a .500 magnum. Might as well go all out and get a cannon.
I BUSTED HER FUCKIN TEEFS
I didn't mean to
>>702330806
Do you at least eat them?
>>702330716
It is pretty cool. Can't really see a functional use for it though, other than for show or maybe blowing a grapefruit-sized hole in someone/something. Maybe take it hunting, try to 360 noscope a deer.
>>702330530
easy, go sorround yourself of people that surpasses your capabilities to get the feel that you aren't perfect...that will cure you.
and i can assure you, there are plenty of people that are much more greater than you are in any matter
I feel like I have lost so much in the past two days.
My girlfriend who I had been dating for over a year decided to tell me she has feelings for my best friend. It was one of the most soul crushing things I've ever experienced, she wants to be "friends" because she wants to have her cake and eat it too, but honestly I think she's a total bitch. Who the fuck does that?
My best friend too totally initiated everything and I know 90% of him was doing it just to one up me and fuck me over. I fucking hate his guts and can't wait until karma gets back around to him.
And guys I loved this girl so much, she was perfect and our personalities blended so well. The sex wasn't fantastic but she made up for it in every other way. The past couple months she just got more distant, ditched me more, and just in general wasn't very nice. I knew that's what was going on, I'm not stupid, I knew long before I got her to admit it to me. I just wanted to keep going and not have to deal with the emotional pain... I love her so fucking much, and I know right now I'd still take her back as fucking bad as it sounds.
Should I move to Russia?
>>702330821
I allready plan on it my dude also a p08, fuck me is that a nice gun
I had my dog lick my dick.
>>702330875
Nah, I get enough iron from beans
>>702320956
When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ‘you show me yours, I’ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought “naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie “yo homes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
>>702320956
Jews
>>702330882
With my dsr right?
>>702331045
New thread
>Be me
>Attractive but a manlet
>Doesnt bother me fairly popular and most girls are short
>Meet cutie like me (pretty young looking) while out with the boys
>Hit it off instantly
>Fuck her a few weeks later
>End up dating
>Everything is great drinking with friends every weekend and having her
>Finish school
>Come home one day
>Mum had a heart attack
>Died on way to hospital
>Dad fucked up about it trys to kill himself
>Sister fucked up about it moves out
>Me and dad move over east with family
>Didnt finish school
>Me and cutie broke up
>Literally dont know what to do
>Happened 2 months ago
>Only times i dont want to kill myself are phone calls with cutie and friends
Fucking fuck man FUCKING FUCK
>>702330396
Fucking newfag, kys
>>702320956
i confess i luv the grapefruit technique
>>702329674
I also want to fuck a Meredith.
>>702330927
My friend fucked the girl I used to love, and I forgave him and we were all friends again eventually, somehow. But now he's in rehab because he's a worthless coke head. I say he got what was coming. But seriously, fuck that guy.
>>702329674
>>702331253
MY cousin is named meredith.
>>702331106
Don't do it, anon.
>>702320956
New thread:
>>702331444
>>702331444
>>702331444
>>702330939
CYKA BLYAT MOTHERFUCKER
>>702331273
No way in hell I'll ever talk to him again. Not worth it.
Sorry to hear though, Anon.
>>702331110
Newfag detected
>>702326841
you're really gay
I like when white women abuse me and call me a nigger