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Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
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Ready for round 2

-Sweet Roll
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>>702314678
rolll, hey raymoo
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i'm already outside of the /bin/
yay

-meowbot
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>>702314329
You'd assume so. But why get my own when I can just take Chiefs?

>>702314721
Hmmm? Am I in time for something?

>>702314739
Woo!
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Check these numbers
Also in need of a cookie, feed me please.
-N
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>>702315033
hi
suppose we got a new avatarfag

-meowbot
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>>702315005
True, but sometimes he isn't around to provide it.
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Will I meet someone if I go out drinking next week?
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will i actually meet someone soon?
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>>702315166
probably not, the world is full of choices

-meowbot
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>>702315045

Moon Bun a cute

-Sweet Roll
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What's the best way to sneak into someone's room and plant a hidden camera somewhere they can't see?

...I'm asking for a friend.
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>>702315249
no

-meowbot
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What is this place?
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>>702315166

>Nine of Cups
If you fill yourself with inner security and an aura of good will, you will have a favorable outcome.

>>702315045
Like what you see?
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>>702315033
Hi there, any new sword?
>>702315166
>>702315180
If you go out to places where you interact with people you'll end up meeting new people by force, that or you guys could join clubs or even go online for meetup sites! They actually work, incredible, right?
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still around
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>>702315176
>>702314988

mm is daggy fortune gogogo
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>>702315245

Only if you percieve it as such, Burrito

-Sweet Roll
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Is my 3DS broken
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>>702315290
i dunno, behind their desk or something?


-meowbot
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>>702314721
true

>>702314788
uh only new shit i've heard is just...sad? i think thats the word that suits it best
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>>702315090
anyone have cookies...?
reroll for the get
-N
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>>702315500
yes
it died
nice dub dubs though

-meowbot
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>>702315438
Hakurei Shrine, /b/ division
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>>702315454
Haven't had the time to make my elucidator prop with all the a/c work piled up
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Hello everyone!

>>702315290
My pic! It's fine though.

~MikanBox
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>>702315530
That's not great. I was enjoying hearing about the cuck train.

>>702315616
But what if everyone starts doing that?
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>>702315477

\/ \/ \/

>>702315249

-Sweet Roll
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>>702315618
I see. And what is it you do exactly?
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>>702315634
boo

-meowbot
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>>702315438
Welcome to the shrine, people gather here for tarot readings from Reimu senpai over here >>702315453 as long as you GET, or you can ask for a fortune cookie leaving a name.
If you feel like striking a friendly conversation just say hi to anyone on here, avafags are always more prone to reply. Hi there!
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Should I cheat on my girlfriend? She lives in a different country and would never know.
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>>702315613
RIP
I bought it just to play the Ace Attorney games and now that the new one is coming out soon it died on me
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>>702315033
>SAO
H-h-h-hi... I have to resist every molecule of my being to speak to you but how are you today?
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>>702315791
The answer is: No
-N
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Will I ever find happiness after losing my job?
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>>702315719
I'm just checking this place out since it was linked from /trash/ erp.
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>>702315791
Don't be a scumbag, you filthy animal.
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>>702315812
rest in peace 3ds
it died somehow
also
are you gonna make a tarot or donate those dubs to someone?

-meowbot
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>>702315708
How are ya meowbot?

>>702315620
Hey there! How are ya?
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>>702315893
>>702315634
Same~

>>702315528
Oh come on, not inside of their closet, or right above their bed or something? Help me with some ideas pal!
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>>702315791
sounds to me your in a failing relationship and probably not mature enough to handle one if your considering to cheat.
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Roll, can't fuck anything more than it is
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>>702316012
i'm fine
just replaying MMBN6

-meowbot
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Finally, I'm awake and not busy to get to one of these threads.

Hey guys, how's it going?
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>>702315893
More than erp or rp it's kind of a "safe haven" in /b/.
People can come here and ask for advise on the current events of their lifes and such, or, make friends and all that.
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>>702315707
I do tarot readings as well as giving mundane advice when I can!

>>702315465
Hmm... let's see... you have
>The Sun
Which represents victory, good health, and generally pleasant and powerful things.

It's surrounded on either side by two people, who will be the ones standing by you when you succeed.

>Queen of Cups
A woman who is highly imaginative and artistically gifted, affectionate and romantic in outlook, and creates an other worldly atmosphere around herself. A woman who lacks common sense, but is highly intuitive and sometimes psychic and dreamy. Atmospheres, other people and events can easily influence her.

>King of Swords
An advocate of law and order, and modernity to the expense of tradition. He has a tendency to be somewhat overcautious and leaves on project quickly to star on another. A man of independent judgment and an achiever in what he does.
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I'm about to move into my own place and it's the first time I'll be living all along (had room mates in college). Will I become a full recluse or will I make friends in a new city?
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>>702315818
Say what?
I'm okay, knee kinda bothers me but I'm good
You?

>>702316012
Doing pretty good, have pizza!
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>>702316233
But what if nobody has popcorn because they're trying to take it from other people?
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>>702316071
I wonder if she could help LD with his problems.
>>702316146
Seems pretty comfy actually.
>>702316175
I never really understood that tarot thing though i have heard about it.
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What's this, tarot readings you say?
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>>702315579
>whatever number cookie this is for N has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Career", "62".
i didnt keep track of the number of cookies so here ya go

>>702315689
havent heard anything more of that, gone completely off the radar

>>702316133
pretty good, you?
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Rolling for fortune.
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>>702316385
it's plain comfy like a new soft couch

-meowbot
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>>702316071
This is gonna get confusing. I'll post momiji now.

>>702316127
Is it fun?

>>702316356
Okay?
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>>702316375
Then Chief better be prepare to be raided, whether he's there or not!
>Also, cuck train stories?
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I'm sick in bed. What should I think of to better my situation?
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>>702316385
Basically, it's a deck of cards that each have certain meanings, tropes from the human experience, and personality archetypes associated with them. It's believed that by drawing these cards you can get a brief glimpse of what's coming in your future. Sometimes it's a lesson you're supposed to learn, and sometimes it's just a prediction of events or people you'll encounter.
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>>702316453
Thanks Chief <3
Gonna buy 6 number 2 scratch offs or something tomorrow and see how lucky this number is
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>>702316542
very
but the 4th game has a ton of typos
i even got a few screenshots of them

-meowbot
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>>702316694
Forgot to tag my name
rerolling now for get anyway
-N
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>>702316385
Oh that's a definite no, sir!

>>702316542
Ooop, my bad! It's just how I roll back over in trash, I'll go back now. Have a good day!
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>>702316534
I'm just a little surprised you are here despite some certain rules.
>>702316624
That makes good sense i suppose, okay i'll go for a roll.
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>>702316385
Glad you like it, impressive considering we are on /b/, right?
>>702316292
That's up to you, if you become a shut in and never go out, of course you'll be a recluse, maybe go out jogging or have a drink every once in a while.
>>702316606
Drink plenty of water, keep a bottle near you, make sure to wear enough clothes to keep you warm, or even make you sweat a it, that would help to make it go faster.
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>>702316606
play something that's calming, and listen to some calm music
may or may not be a good advice

-meowbot
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>>702315818
You don't look so good

>>702316726
How is it that I'm falling asleep now and you're not

>>702316604
And you're the conductor
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>>702316849
uh, what rules?

-meowbot
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>>702316849
Good luck!
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>>702316468
rerolling
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>>702316356
Ahaha.. N-nothing. I'm alright, I think. Long night.
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rolling for a reading
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>>702316854
uhh that pussy arbiter got all pissy because cortana got melted in the oven and because clare left him for some faggot reach who was too chicken shit to 1v1 me
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>>702316453
Pretty good, lying in bed eating jerky and generally being comfy
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Well, I'm up for this.
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>>702316863
>>702316907
Thank you. I have fluids, so I just need clothing and stuff to keep me busy when I'm not sleeping.
Rolling for fortune.
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>>702316953
That's because I'm having to talk to someone who l-likes SAO, of all things... But I'll do it, since the infection hasn't spread. But who knows what lengths might be necessary to cure him?
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>>702316755
Post them screenshots!

>>702316842
You have a good day as well!
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I always wanted to be a doctor when I was a child and always liked animals,now I'm about to go to University but I cant decide betewen veterinary or Medicine.Also my parents always told me medicine so I really dont know if I want to do it or just my parent brain-washing me.Which of the two will make me happier on the future?
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>>702316842
And what makes you think so? Maybe she can.
>>702316863
Exactly my thought.
>>702316972
Rule 13.
>>702317021
Much appreciated. Anyway its not because i wanna drag persons on you like this but there is a certain person that wipe all their negative energy off the thread and it kills the mood to rp.
Think you could help out?
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name for fortune cookie; Colin
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>>702317079
oh
but, aren't we all breaking that rule?

-meowbot
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I miss the voiceover girl already.
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>>702317336
We are but don't worry about it or anything else.
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>>702316849

Here, have mine
>>702315477

-Sweet Roll
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>>702314121
It may be you... Time *would* tell, but I've been asked to participate in Overwatch so I can't really watch the thread now. What's your moniker?

>>702314239
Not sure what "chuuni" means, but nerd is accurate enough
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im going now. see ya.
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>>702317243
there's also a "Leg's go, Lan!" but i forgot to screenshot it
fuck

-meowbot
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>>702317437
Is that really allowed?
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>>702317432
Hiroyuki, he's our man! If he can't be arsed then no one can!
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>>702317299
and I'll cash in those dubs for a tarot reading
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>>702314678
OP, the woman in your picture's name is cunt.
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>>702316468
rolling again
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>>702317594
Yeah. Seems like they all are lately, though.
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>>702317598
everyone donates dubs here if they don't want to

-meowbot
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>>702317525
>leg's go lan
Jesus christ, who the hell translated it?
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>>702317244
If you like animals and like to help them, keep in mind that you'll also be thaught how to put them down. Also medicine gives a pretty good buck, you'll probably be better of being a medic.
>>702317336
We never get reported since people that stay do so because they like the threads, those who hate us are too lazy to report our asses.
>>702317467
.... chuuni.
>>702317598
Yep!
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>>702317836
well

-meowbot
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>>702317761
Oh i see, well thats very kind of you.
>>702317638
So this very generous person just donated their dubs.
>>702317437
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>>702317728
Sorry to hear, look at head into the future, hopefully things get better
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>>702317270
you asked for a story so you got a story, now if you'll excuse me i need to get into this whiskey

>>702317299
>Colin ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Void", "36".
welp maybe the tarot will be better
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>>702316468
one more reroll
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>>702317598

>GETS can be donated to others

Yes, besides I only really ask for a reading if I feel I need one

-Sweet Roll
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>>702317771
these are the ones i could find, sorry
but i do have some other screenshots of some fat kids in MMBN6

-meowbot
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>>702318156
Assisting.
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>>702318210
There are a lot of off by ones.

also rerolling
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>>702318156
you can have these >>702317144
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>>702317977
Ahaha.. You're telling me t just hope and pray? Aaah, while your intention is sweet, I don't think that's enough.
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>>702317270
Basically there was a dude we used to know that was dating someone who ended up cucking the fuck out of him with someone Chief was close to, if I remember right. And then after that, that dude started getting fucked from what I remember. So it's just this chain of cucks
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>>702318012
can I get my tarot card reading?
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>>702317270
Uhh I mean... -quack-

>>702318345
How have you been bunbun?
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>>702317664
>Four of Cups
>Princess of Cups
>Six of Pentacles
You're at a point or will be reaching one soon, where it will be time to re-evaluate your all too familiar surroundings. There is a heavy attachment to the past and familiarity that is holding you back. You'll be spurred to action by a quiet, artistic, poetic type. Probably female, but it could be just a femboy instead.

The future you're headed toward after the change is one where you've cleared all your debts and can use your position to help others in need.

>>702317698
Is she Australian?

>>702317598
Looks like you got a donation! Do you have a topic in mind for your reading or would you prefer a general one?
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>>702318329
Thanks Anon.
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>>702314678
I need some help.
Im lonely as fuck and depressed.
My family (only people who ever gave a fuck about me) are stuck in a very dangerous and shitty situation where I am unable to help them.

The country I migrated to doesn't allow me to bring them here.
I am not allowed to work in my profession instad I am pushed into physical labout and currently doing that, 70% of my salary is paying bills. The rest is monthly food.

My girlfriend of two years who lives with me is a pathological liar, she is sexually unsatisfied and when I asked her she compared me to pornstars. When I explained that porn isn't real and that I am getting in shape etc she cried and apologised. But sex is becoming less and less interesting for me. I lost my confidence with her. "WHY DONTCHU FUCK ME LIKE PORNSTARS FUCK ANOOON?"
At this point I would rather fuck any other women (with zero performance issues on my part) than my gf who obviously drools for something else and is with me just for benefits...

The break up would damage her case with migration as well as other things.

I am stuck with a pathological liar (who is very likely to cheat on me) till she gets in a better social state, working a shitty physical labour job and not my degree studies all of thid thousands of miles away from my family whom I might never see again or worse. Sooner or later gf will flock away and I'll just stay here alone and miserable. I think the only outcome at that point is just ending it all.
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>>702318470
Just give me a general one thank you.
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>>702318361
Wait, I think I heard something about this before. What was that person name?

>>702318462
Don't you duck me!
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>>702318606
Kamina
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Why are you dressed up like one o' those girly cartoons?
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>>702318462
It's been hard. Some days, I feel normal and some days I can't think very well at all. It comes and goes seemingly at random and I still haven't managed to make all the appointments I need...
>>702318464
I disagree! And you don't know nearly enough of my situation to say so, silly <4
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>>702318726
and what about you

-meowbot
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>>702318201
>Let go in
I fucking love it.
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>>702318402
see >>702318470

>>702318606
lol you're a quack
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>>702318862
this is one of the fat kids from MMBN6

-meowbot
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>>702318552
Dump her, first of all, psychologicaly, you don't need someone as mentally unstable as her right now, leave your feelings aside because this will only sink you further, two mouths are harder to feed, try to convalidate your degree in the country you're in, there are ways to do that, look it up, and if you manage to get enough cash you can always send it to your family if they need it.
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>>702318777
I came here just to check those
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>>702319102
oops, wrong one

-meowbot
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>>702318552
If you're so sure that will happen, and you know her to be a pathological liar, why not take the pre-emptive strike and break things off? You're not obligated to take care of her. You're not married. You shouldn't be wasting your time doing her a favor when you could be pursuing things that might actually help your situation or make you happy.

Don't give up, Anonymous! I know how tough it is when it seems like you're working just to pay the bills, but it won't always be that way as long as you don't succumb to the pressure. It'll take lots of hard work and financial planning but you can make your way out of it! Maybe there's some way you can cut your food bills so that you'll have some extra money for savings? Most people overspend on food, even when they think they're buying the cheap stuff.

>>702318567
>Nine of Pentacles
The enjoyment of hard earned success. Financial gains made from unexpected sources, such as: monetary gifts, winnings, inheritances and settlements.

>Princess of Swords
A person of grace and dexterity, diplomatic and skilled in the ability to work out the true nature of things. A detached person who is good at negotiating on behalf of his/her peers.

>Ten of Pentacles
Emotional and financial stability. Family fortunes, inheritance and prosperity.

It looks like good things lie ahead, financially speaking. The Princess has a role to play in that, so be on the lookout for her. She may already be in your life, or else you'll meet her soon.
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>>702318695
Yep, I thought that was it. Thought something new happened with it, guess not.

>>702319014
Better than being called cute I guess.
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>>702319475
Prepare to be ducked

>>702318777
But you've made some at least, right? I think you'll get there

>>702319383
I miss this game
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>>702318777
I can't tell much across the internet so I take things with a grain of salt
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I need slight help
How do i get my gf to fuck me
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>>702319266
Thank you very much for that post.
:) you made smile
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roll for tarot
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>>702319383
To be honest.....that's correct grammar.
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>>702319633
Like im a human being with needs but i hide my needs from her so i dont freak her out or scare her
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>>702318470
I'm down for a tarot read
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>>702319738
punctuations on the other hand

~MikanBox
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>>702319738
yep

-meowbot
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Let's do it.
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>>702319475
I was hoping something new had happened, sadly not
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>>702319641
Glad I could be of any assistance! Your happiness is my satisfaction ^~^
>>702319748
Ask her "wan sum fuk?" Or if she can give you the succ.
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>>702319472
That does seem pretty good actually. Though i really hope i meet the princess. Anyway i've got some other stuff to take care of now so i'll be on my way. Thanks for the tarot reading.
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>>702319472
Thank you. Frankly some talking about the matter helps a lot.
However as immigrants we were given the same apartment to live in and pay rent. If I break up with her she will literally walk the streets till police pick her up.
Without any exaggeration whatsoever shebwill literally go homeless if we break up.
I've been encouraging her to register in a college in a distant town so maybe she'll finally realise she has wings and she can fuck off.
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>>702319014
Thanks! On it!

>>702318402
>The Magician
Mastery of yourself and the world around you. Self-discipline and a willingness to take risks. This is what you should strive for.

>The Star
Fresh hope, vigor, renewal of confidence. A mental and physical broadening of horizons.

>Three of Swords
Sadly, you will suffer loss of some kind. It's for the best in the end, but it will be painful.
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>>702320135
Please make sure to visit!
~Neptune
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>>702319899
Alright. So what's my reading.
With my luck it's likely nothing great, but let's do it.
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>>702320166

Hi Reimu, Please see
>>702318329

Also, just a general
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>>702318552
holy shit anon
;_;
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>>702320166
I too would like a tarot reading
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>>702316175
thanks! hmm, lets hope it's the womyn
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>>702320273
>Temperance
>Ten of Pentacles
>Six of Pentacles

With the application of the virtue of Temperance, the Ten which represents a stable but possibly stagnant situation becomes the Six, which represents charity, patronage, sympathy, and a kind heart.

>>702320283
>King of Wands
A charming, responsible, loyal, entertaining, witty, honest, conscientious and generous person. A lover of the home and family life. A very passionate and virile man who is good at moral support and encouragement. When pushed or provoked he acts without hesitation, but can sometimes find this hard as he can often see both sides of an argument.

This man drives
>The Chariot
A vehicle propelling you to victory, and

>Seven of Cups
A mystical and inspiring experience.
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>>702320593
Didja GET yet?
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>>702319325
Hehehe.. Why thank you~
>>702319582
I've made some but... Mm, it's hard.
>>702319592
Ask questions!

ANYONE WANT MY GET?
>>702319325
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>>702321180
Not yet
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>>702321282
Not really, just kinda curious here
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>>702321293
Assisting.
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>>702320948
Thanks Reimu
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>>702320948
Thanks. So By applying temperance (I don't really drink anyway) I develop in to a good person. Right?
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>>702321536
Temperance:
>Maturity in dealing with certain matters. A placid, balanced temperament and good outlook. Meaning literally, temperance in the sense of harmony and balance. good management. An ability to adapt to changing circumstances.

Yep, you got it!

>>702321441
No problem. Best of luck Anonymous!
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>>702321880
Well, thanks for the positive reading.
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>>702321880
Thank you Reimu!
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>>702321880
Sen-pai, do you know any joke? I'm bored.
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Back rolling for a get
-N
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>>702322153
One last try then fuck it
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>>702321880
show us your feet, Reimu
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>>702322111
A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black hair and dark eyes.
The father was on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me: Is our youngest son my child?"
The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."
With that, the husband passed away. The wife muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
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>>702316133
Hey, good evening... You don't even know me but a need you ask a favor. Can you please donate those dub? Ineed to know my fortune
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>>702322662

Nice one, Rei

-Sweet Roll
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Rollin

-TM
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>>702322662
Hehehe.. That's what I was thinking would be the punchline, ufufu. Good joke!
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>>702323049
You can have mine >>702322111
>>702322662
>wake me up
>wake me up inside
>can't wake up
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>>702320151
What should I do in that case op?
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im super sleepy, cawfee or gween tea?
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>>702323282
>TM has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "White", "28".
good luck for you
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>>702314678

Whats my purpose in life OP Faglord?
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>>702323656
cawfee
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>>702323656
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>>702323378
Thank you so much. You make one person happy
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>>702322727
How exactly this thread works
Is it a glorified circlejerk?
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>>702323765
To keep dying a little everyday until you die for sure, for real, that's the only point, what you do while you get there is a whole other thing though.
>>702323905
My pleasure, anon.
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>>702323384
I still hold that you're not obligated to stick with her, but that's up to your personal moral code and all that. Honestly, I don't know what else you can do. Definitely look into finding a way to save some money. There's a blog called Budgetbytes that has a lot of cheap and healthy recipes on it.

>>702323135
>>702323370
>>702323378
Glad you all enjoyed it. I'm here all night!

>>702323049
You got your donation! So do you have a topic for your reading, then?
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>>702324035
Vauge BS. Get on your own level and dish some knowledge.
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>>702324029

No, we allow other people and their opinions into the thread, we are just nice

Comfy might be a better term

-Sweet Roll
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>>702324112
I need to know my fortune in my future
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>>702323384
Try to look up what I told you about convalidating your degree on the country you're on. It could be a life saver.
>>702324306
You want actual, non meme philosophy from me? I can do that!
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>>702324585
Carry on then wise /sage
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>>702324306
You are the tiny boy, the cold-blooded NEET destined to liberate all original content.
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>>702324487
>Queen of Cups
A woman who is highly imaginative and artistically gifted, affectionate and romantic in outlook, and creates an other worldly atmosphere around herself. A woman who lacks common sense, but is highly intuitive and sometimes psychic and dreamy. Atmospheres, other people and events can easily influence her.

This woman may already be in your life, or you will meet her in the future.

>Five of Wands
Problems and possibly upheaval that simply cannot be avoided. Minor irritations may also occur, but whatever the circumstances, i.e. tests, opposition, trouble strife; great mental agility and the use of ones inner mental resources will be needed to triumph. Success can be achieved but only through relentless hard work.

If you can accomplish that, you get

>Ace of Cups
A powerful force of Faithfulness, fertility, joy, love. The commencement of creative or artistic projects.
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>tfw everyone in your house is asleep and you accidentally play a flash animation that yells out "NIGGERS" without having headphones plugged in
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Is thread dead?

-Sweet Roll
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>>702324834
There is, indeed, no point in actual living, think it as much as you want but the longer you do the less sense everything will make, it can even be as ridiculous as: "Why getting up in the morning if the sun will explode in the future anyways?", the only way I've found to deal with the tragedy of our own existance is laugh at our misery and our condition as mortals, we are not specials, we are not great, we are dying everyday, so what? Let's laugh at it and just look something else to laugh at in the meanwhile until we decay enough to leave this place. We are nothing but specks of dust, that doesn't mean we can't spit at the face of our predestined demise.
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>>702325502
just sleepn
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>>702314678
Get quads
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>>702325476
Has happened to me with hentai, it was awful.
~Neptune
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>>702317391
*But she was so unsettling and eerie!*
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>>702325476
Why would you do such a thing?
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>>702325476
lol hopefully that didnt wake anyone up

>>702325494
saved the thread

>>702325502
not dead yet, just mostly dead
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>>702325217
Thanks!

>blessings to you
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>>702325494
hello

-meowbot
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>>702325745
>2016
>not liking creepy girls
It's like you're not even Tim Burton
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>>702326005
I bet he doesn't even have a thing for creating movies with his wife getting sexed by Johnny Depp, either
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>>702326005
*......Don't get mad at me but i wanted to use that picture so badly....*
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>>702317391
She seemed fun, I was hoping she stayed and made fun of us for being nerds.
>>702326102
I tell you, Tim looks like he really wants to get cucked but has never achieved it.
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>>702325843
I was a couple seconds too late. My effort went to waste, sadly.

>>702325958
Hihi.
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>>702325821
I wasn't expecting it to have sound!

>>702325832
A programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.”
The programmer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do anything you want.” Again the programmer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?” The programmer said, “Look, I'm a programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend -- but a talking frog, now that's cool.”
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>>702326465
Did you forget the audacious sound it had, or have you never used it before?
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I could use a tarot for the future.. out of a long relationship and moving into a new place.. I'm curious on what might happen and if I can bounce back :3c Thank you for doing these awesome tarot readings..
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>>702326338
a couple of seconds doesnt mean your efforts went to waste
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>>702326618
Never used it before! I thought it just generated memes but since it was made for 4chan I guess I should've expected it.
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>>702326465
>only a week

As a programmer, I think he made the right choice too.

>>702326818
Thanks~ I'm glad you appreciated it.
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>>702326465
This one was actually gud, n-not that the other one wasn't or a-anything! Please don't hit me (actually, whip me, senpai, lol k thx bye)
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>>702326855
Interesting, but that's true, always expect the worst when it comes down to things like these.
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>>702327496
Wah thank you for the reading Tarot-Chan! <3 Hopefully its good advice..
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>>702314678
I would like a romance tarot please. Somebody has reappeared and is making me reconsider things.
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>>702327609
Egg scuse me but, the name is Ray moo, you silly eggplant.
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>>702327798
You gave me a good reading Reimu and I appreciate it.. Thank you
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*Reimu do you have any advice regarding getting better at speaking with people? And i don't mean due to excessive shyness but just because i don't know how to start a chat or what topic i should use.*
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>>702327788
>Five of Pentacles (Reversed)
Creating troubles. Making matters worse. Waste. A money pit. Refusing to accept failure prolongs suffering and prevents aid.

>Queen of Wands
An intelligent woman with a warm heart. She is admired for being self-made, having earned her standing in the world by way of her own hard work and talents. This experience makes her sensitive to the struggles of others she finds worthy. Courage, conviction, high ideals. A steadfast supporter. A woman who stimulates and teaches those around her. A person of intellectual influence. Politics and education. While she enjoys luxury, she values accomplishment and attempts to leave her mark on society.

>The Tower
Destruction. Major change. Unheeded warnings. Greed, pride, arrogance. Revolution. Breakdown or breakthrough‹ the positive or negative implications of the card depend on the querent's position. If one has been living under oppression, dramatic and possible traumatic change will be freedom, but if one has been living the high life off the toil of others, expect reversal of fortune and loss. Irrepressible tantrum of change. Eruption. Triumph over enslaving, compulsive behaviours such as addiction or obsessive complexes. Collapse of the old system or lifestyle. Destruction of gains made by ill means. Clearing of the air. Cleansing destruction. Change of values.
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>>702328411
Starter topics depend on the person who your chatting with, stay away from politics and stuff.. break it into conversations like, what was the last movie you saw and stuff..
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>>702328411
Think about what you do and don't know about the person. Ask about things you don't know, or expand on things you do know. There's a limit to how personal you should get with the questions or comments until you know the person well enough though.
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>>702328508
That is a lot to take in. The Queen in my head did not fit that description, but I know a Queen who does. That makes it harder to read.
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Hey everyone! That one lurking anon here.
Not sticking around 'cause it's late, but I wanted to say hi, 'cause y'all are cool cats.
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>>702328830
She plays into your near future in some way, though it's hard to determine what role she plays based on the information we were given. So here's another card to clarify that.

>Three of Cups
Celebration. Thanksgiving. Shared happiness. Pleasure and satisfaction. Enrichment of friendships. Support, encouragement. Excitement and play. Enjoying arts and talents. Luck, excitement, and momentum. Goodwill and humour. The doubling effect of success shared. The joy of artistic collaboration. Romantic fun. Gratitude and good health.
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>>702328696
*I always fear to bore them by being like that though, i'm very bad with this kind of things.*

>>702328809
*Do you think that it is ok to use random topics once i know them well enough and i just want to chat with them? Or i should avoid this idea? I fear i might just annoy them by doing so.*
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I'm back, sorry about that sudden disappearance

-Sweet Roll
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Yeah I wanna know how the fuck to get this God damn router password
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>>702329292
This does clarify it a bit. Thanks so much for the tarot reading. You're the best.
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>>702329318
Nah, assuming they actually want to talk to you, it's fine to just pick something at random. If they're up for talking, they'll always appreciate you making an effort, and random topics can lead to interesting conversations sometimes.
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>>702329521
Glad I could help, Anonymous! Best of luck sorting things out!
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>>702329537
*Oky doky then, thank you for the wise advices Reimu!*
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>>702329537

For me, if it's a subject I like or like to talk about, I can go on for days.

It's a shame something like that has currently never happened to me in these threads

-Sweet Roll
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bump
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>play game with friends
>stupid arguments happens
>shit flinging
>some stuck in the middle
>dont speak to them in months
>time passes

should i just ditch the people stuck in the middle or try something else?


if GET then tarot reading please
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Fuaaaah... judging from the pace, I'd say it's a good place to say our goodnights!

Goodnight everyone! Thanks for making it a fun night!
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Okay, goodnight all!

-Sweet Roll
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>>702330635
If they're stuck in the middle then why wouldn't you talk to them? Seems like they're trying to stay neutral, which is usually a good thing to do when your friends fight each other.
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>>702330635
*I'll give you mine >>702328411*
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>>702330771
Gud night senpai! And remember, no more "NIGGERS" tonight.
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>>702330771
Sleep well.
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>>702330771
Farewell Reimu

-Kirito
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>>702330913
i know for a fact those neutral dudes still hang out with some the people gone, thats why im unsure what to do next and yes this have been nagging me for a few months
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>>702330964
Uuuu fine.

>>702330635
>Strength
This card means what it's named after, both literal and figurative strength.

>Seven of Pentacles
Bounty comes of patience and ingenuity. The fair and just treatment of others. Growth in personal and business life. Feeling of well-being. Satisfaction in work. Profit. A card of goodwill. The repaying of past kindness. Stability and steady progress. Reaping what has been sowed.

>The Magician (Reversed)
Gimmicks and tricks substituting for art. A showoff and profiteer. Unscrupulous liar and cheat. The hijacking of an art for personal gain. A superiority complex. The borrowed robes of an imposter. Shapeshifter. Falsehood.
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>>702331375
*Sorry for that, anyway may you have nice dreams.*
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>>702330964
thanks dude

>>702331375
well this is certainly interesting and does sound relevant
thanks
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Rolling for a tarot reading
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>>702331719
Here but after this one I'm gone.

>Ace of Pentacles
You have been given a resource. Use it and be grateful.

>Seven of Cups
Dreams. A fertile imagination. Numerous and sometimes conflicting desires. Dreaming up options. Window shopping for paths and goals.

>Knight of Pentacles
Solid progress. Methodical approach to large goals. Financial consultant. Commitment, perseverance, and stamina. A dependable man, if a little dull.
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