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W-welcome back to cooking w-with Alice!

A little l-late this week, sorry!
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fuck off
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como estas?
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>>702308150
Suck my fucking dick you little bitch
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Cool sick plz
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the fuck
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D-do you want any tea, Anonymous?
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Punk ass bitch gtfo!
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Arisu-chan! what are we cooking tonight?
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>>702308150
Crutches here, posting in an Alice thread <4
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I was meditating until you showed up
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>>702308380
I want sum fuk
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>>702308380
ok missy what flavors do you got
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bump
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bampen
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Woah, are you a qt trap that cooks? This is a dream come true
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>>702308150
you are a trap aren't you?
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L-let me just pour this out f-for you....it's a n-nice green tea!
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Hello there!
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This could be an epic thread.
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I'm posting...
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>>702308637
>>702308617
S-sorry, I'm a bio girl!
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posting in semi-legendary thread
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I have been summoned
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Show us more im not complaining.
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MORE WE ARE DYING!!!!
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>>702308645
Bumping for keks
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T-today we will b-be making chicken tacos! Yayyy!
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>>702308645
>China
>green
>tea
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whats cookin' good lookin'?
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>>702308933
But it's not Tuesday
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I like where this thread is going
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>>702308933
aite let's see how this turns out
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W-W-W000TTT
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>>702308949
Horrible taste.
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This is now a Spider-Man thread
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what is going on
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>>702309049
>F-friday is best day for tacos!
Alice, that's blatant heresy.
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>>702308933
gogogo i want tacos
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CHICKEN TACOS YAYYYYY
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>>702309049
No. Tuesday. Taco Tuesday.

>>702309102
We're provoking the mods!
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Spider-Man for this shit thread
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>>702309102

This could be epic. Just pay attention. This could be the friday of all fridays.
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I'm posting in this
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>>702308645
Proof that this shit has gone too far.
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>>702308150
alice put something in your pooper
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>>702309313
why are you posting a fucking fox you furry homo cuck
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>>702309362
Poopers are for pooping, silly anon.
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Photographic representation of this thread
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>>702309235
If this is your first time OP is actually just gonna step by step cook something. Not all that crazy.
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F-first, you'll need to chop up the salsa ingredients! Unfortunately, t-trying to actually shoot this was really difficult, s-so enjoy this video of m-me chopping a tomato l-like I have nerve damage!

Because I do!
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>>702309199
why do your hide your face behind those draws?
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>>702309362

Yeah have anything naughty for us this evening. Dinner was delicious. Now is there a main course?
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>>702309199
Okay, where are you getting these?
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This is fake. Alice only eats peanut butter. And she's horribly burned and needs sex machines for relief from the pain.
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Shit Thread
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>>702309480
B-because I'm not an attention w-whore, of course!

>>702309489
G-getting what?

>>702309524
Oh h-hello <4 Who are y-you, dear?
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>>702309450

I see dang sorry for getting soo worked up :(
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>>702308150
Next time Name it what it is... a cringe thread where OP cringed the fuck out of the thread
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Man hands.
But cute dress sir.
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>>702308380
Got any kratom?
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>>702309440
mostly come on alice.....put a spoon handle up there
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>>702308150
fuck yeah I had fate in you Alice, love to see you again
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>>702309615
That's you in the videos?
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I was here for this mentally deranged faggot thread
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N-now mix the salsa ingredients up, l-like they owe you m-money and this is t-their unmentionals or w-what not.
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>>702309615
I'm the one who sent you the sex machine! Clearly...
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>>702309473
But those are jalapeƱos, not tomatos.
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This is my fetish. Make smores for me, Alice!
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>>702309615
what about show your face only once?
Also W-why d-do y-you w-write l-like t-this? xD
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>>702309615
Stop this fucking s-stutter spelling you T-trap
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>>702309762
Sweetie?

>>702309731
G-glad to meet your expectations!

>>702309742
Mmhm!

>>702309810
N-no thanks!

>>702309799
S-shhhhh
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>>702309758
I SWEAR TO GOD ALICE YOU FORGOT THE SALT AGAIN
ONE OF THESE DAYS ALICE
WAM BAM BOOM STRAIGHT TO THE MOOOON
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>>702309605
*HA! TAKE THIS!*
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>>702309480
that's her real face anon
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>>702309864
I'm n-not a trap, sorry <4

>>702309984
I l-left it out intentionally!
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This must be what those fucking retards in those waifu claiming threads do in their spare time when they're not with their pillows
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bump
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>>702309762
Oh yeah dont forget how she saved some guy that was gonna jump down a bridge by showing him her terrible burn scars and that totally for reals no joke made him appreciate his life
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>>702309905
Do you really have nerve damage?
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>>702309905
You do? I was to nervous to say anything to you.
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>>702309905
Shh... The mods will catch me...

Absolutely confirmed for real Alice now though.
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>>702309876
>>702309905
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N-now that you've got your salsa ready, t-time to spice up your ground chicken!
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>>702309473
You need like 2-3minutes to chop a Jalapeno and then it's not even proper sized. Deal with it, you can't cook
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Please speak clearly and with confidence.
And then let me fug you
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Man, Im so tired of garbage ass threads that this mentally degenerated faggot keeps posting. Im okay with all the other fucked up threads, because at least it doesnt have cheeky crossdressing faggot who tries SO HARD to claim theyre biologically female.

I mean this nigga really goes through all the trouble to play the character, anime pics on hand, stuttering hypenated words in every sentence. How can one person be this mentally retarded?

I like traps as much as the next autist, but at least they can admit they arent actually female. Fuck Alice, kill yourself by choking on a nine inch dildong.
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>>702309984
She doesn't need to bring salt because it looks like you brought it yourself.
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>>702310228
This. Op is a faggot.
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Show me your stand, ALICE
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>>702310141
*smiles*

>>702310111
Y-yes, but I d-don't let it stop me!

>>702310116
A-ah?

>>702310194
I h-have nerve damage, sorry.

>>702310228
*blinks* Y-you must take a long time t-to tire, I've been doing this for five years.

Also, not from an anime. gg.
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>>702310063
Sure you are
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>>702309905
You're a very petite person Alice.
Thanks for linking me the thread. I'm enjoying it.
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>>702310352
shut up nigger
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>>702309473
>not using fucking gloves when cutting those.
have fun with pepper hands, faggot.
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>>702310168
SALT IS CLEARLY ON THE FUCKING LIST ALICE
AND I AINT SEEING NO MOTHERFUCKING SALT
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>>702310228
Shut up you fucking normie. Arisu-chan is the new queen of /b/, and she can cook.
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>>702310352
Nigger
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Looking good so far! Keep it up!
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>>702309751
You must feel right at home.
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>>702310071
Avafag actually don't have afilitation with waifu threads really.
>>702310352
Nigger
>>702310228
She is a girl tho, compare the lenght of her fingers, look it up on google if you don't know what I'm talking about.
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>>702310401
I see a lot of salt in this post.
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>>702310421
M-my name is Alice, not Arisu.

>>702310375
G-glad you like it!

>>702310370
*kiss* It's okay, y-you brought the salt I f-forgot in the dish <4
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>>702310365
Stop this shit and show us your tits, otherwise you are obviously an trap
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>>702310383
>have fun with pepper hands, faggot.
there's a sink right there dude she can just rinse her hands...
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>>702308150
>>702308380
>>702308645
>>702308933
>>702309199
>>702309473
>>702309758
>>702310168
This is weird.
I am intrigued.
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>>702310071
at least they're not rude
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N-now that your spices are mixed, knead them into the ground chicken! Make s-sure to get them all nice and evenly soaked with the spices.

Or you'll b-bite in and get a wicked wiff of old bay, and n-no one wants that.
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>>702310661
It's the best thread on /b/ right now.
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Its a boy////

Still. I will take some cookies if you do not mind.
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>>702310365
Your life must be really sad. An outcast from society, who thrives on the hate they get from making these stupid fucking threads. Sitting there jerking it in a dress, as you periodically post pictures of your deformed ass "cooking". And for five years??

Do you go outside? Do you have friends? A job? Maybe you whore yourself out to other denegerated so they can cum in your ass. You have some issues, man.
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>>702310786
Wew, better go easy on those dicks mate.
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sup
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>>702310071
Fuck those faggots. We're better than them
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>>702310475
A servant of DIO?? Yare yare daze
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>>702310365
I, uhm... uhm... What's new with me..?
Oh, I caught all the Pokemon!
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>>702310739
Cute dress
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Alice!
Is it really you?
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Cooking with alice is back? This can't be real
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>>702310168
Hold your horses on the cumin, I want to taste chicken.
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>>702310973
Get a fucking life dog.
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>>702310840
Y-yeah yeah, tell me s-something I ain't heard about 50 times in t-the last five years.

You are sitting here on a Friday evening, alone, shit posting on /b/. I made some OC, you were about as original as a burlap sack.

You feel any better, having gotten that off your chest? Yes? No? Okay, back to the show.
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>>702310739
M-m-m-m-m SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU SOUND SO FUCKING RETARDED. POST ASS PICS OR GTFO.
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>>702310840

This dudes been doing this for 5 years? LoL
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>>702310739
do you have a youtube channel about cooking with alice?
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>>702310489
Kinda, yeah.
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>>702310530
Thats what you tell yourself when you fuck traps in the ass. I-I'm n-not g-g-ay... I-I'm s-sure!
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>>702310973
There was one you missed.
My Arbok is still nestled cozily in my pants
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>>702311060
F-f-f-fake s-s-stutter. Weapon grade autism.
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>>702310739
what's with the parkinsons? did you get hit by a truck or drug abuse or what?
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I love this shit. Be strong Alice.
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>>702308380
Old
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>>702310996
Yes, I confirm.
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>>702311113
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this is the most interesting thing that happen to me today, kind of depressing, still not 100% this Alice is even female though
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>>702310739
Dude hands....
ITS A TRAP!
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>>702310996
It's m-me!

>>702311021
Every w-week on Friday!

>>702311022
S-sorry! My sense of t-taste is really dulled, sadly.

>>702311069
T-try harder, Anonymous.

>>702311080
Woman.

>>702311092
I d-don't, sorry!

>>702311172
If only t-they had used it in Vietnam!

>>702311190
Nerve damage.
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If some whore made chicken tacos and not beef tacos for me, I'd cave their skull in.
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I don't understand waht is going on in here
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>>702311069
I think it's some kind of mental disease that this Idiot is trying to stutter by writing. Probably schizotypal personality disorder
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>>702310840
Kill yourself :^)
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>>702311170
Naw, I got Arbok. And a shiny Eevee and Ponyta!
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N-now we cook the chicken! B-be sure to cook it long enough t-that there is no pink left, okay?
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>>702310071
Waifu claiming threads are the cancer that /b/s cancer has
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>>702311152
ur a fuckin gay nigger, kill urself
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Uh, right.
So, everyone having a goodnight?
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>>702311172
its a r-r-real s-stutter anon-kun. w-where i live is r-really c-cold s-so i h-have this perpetual s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-stutter
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>>702311256


Will /b/ ever get to see more to alice than meets the eye?
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>>702311256
Alice, what kind of ground chicken did you use? It looked almost like deli meat from the video.
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>>702309438
I posted it to annoy you and only you.
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>>702311403
Yes. I went to Fan Expo today and got merch.
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>>702310168
How do you manage to cook while having an paper in front of face like an faggot?
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>>702311256
>>702311360

yeah but what caused the nerve damage? did you smash your hand in a car door?
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>>702311403

I am
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>>702311166
Just do the finger comparison as I said, I just verified Alice isn't a trap on my own, why wouldn't you be able? You want her to be a trap that bad?
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>>702311366
Edgy bro. Well done, keep it up
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>>702311256
>>702311360
so why you don't make a youtube channel and upload all your recipes there?
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Lmao
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>>702310739
I love the way you use your hands, Alice~
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>>702311342
not in PkGo you didn't
trust me, i've been on the hunt
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>>702311582
What's going on?
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>>702311584
my index finger is longer on my left hand and shorter on my right? am i a man, faggot?
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>>702311455
A-ah? What do you mean?

>>702311456
Just...g-ground chicken? I g-got it from the store....it isn't deli meat...

>>702311403
Are y-you having fun?

>>702311537
I d-don't know, how does one h-have paper in front of their face like a faggot?

Are t-they particularly flamboyant about it or s-something?

>>702311581
I'm a b-burn victim.

>>702311605
B-because I'm not an attention w-whore. I d-do this for /b/, b-because we are /b/rothers <4

This is my home; youtube isn't.

>>702311640
W-what?!
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>>702311636
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>>702311636
ayy lmao>>702311449
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5 years of hate from anon and you think it can falter Alice now? Sit down, shut up, and learn to cook faggots
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Apparently this trap's weeb-y cooking thread is semi-legendary, so here I am, posting on it.
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>>702311598
The type of merch that gets people banned here.
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>>702311449
>>702311636
Ayy
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Okay. N-now we go into the delicate taco making p-procedure. P-please be careful and c-check with all laws and regulations f-for your town or city b-before doing this.
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>>702311721
Yes, but I'm inbetween this and Serbian Film and I'm curious what anons have to say. Just because there are a few nice anons here.
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>>702311665
No, it was right before Go. I'm just waiting for Volcanian whoever to get an American release now.
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>>702311743
Not a trap, just a regular man who is crossdressing.
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I SAID COOKIES< NOT TACOS

FML
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>>702311721
Can I have a hug, Alice? I think what you're doing is great. You're the adorable hero /b/ needs, but doesn't deserve.
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>>702311876
now eat them you slut
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>>702311721
i wonder if someone actually use these threads as reference to cook o.o
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>>702311836
Um..Illegal stuff?
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>>702311256
If you want to stop the trap talk post a pic of your body so people can see your shoulder in proportion to your waist , also maybe your taste wouldn't be so dull if you take it easy with spices
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>>702311721
I love you.
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>>702311721
Why do you intentionally misspell <3 as <4?
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>>702311721
>>702311456
Never mind, it shows up better in the video where you cook it, sorry.
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>>702311360
looks nasty
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>>702311721

Under that gorgeous dress may I have get a full glimpse
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>>702312022
M-my tastes are dull d-due to depression, and I already d-did that.
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>>702311876
>both soft and hard shell

oh bby
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>>702311721
I didn't stutter! It makes me swoon~
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>>702312010
Horse stuff
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>>702312043

Alice you're so cute
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>>702312046
I l-love you too, Anonymous <4

>>702312071
I d-don't! That's how I s-say it.

>>702312075
Oh s-sorry!

>>702312150
Y-you weird me out, Reisen
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>>702311584
You faggot, finger comparison has nothing to do with sex. Length of Finger depends on which hormones your mom had more when she was pregnant with you. Google it up and feel retarded
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>>702308933
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>>702312127
It's not June... And it's not 3:30...
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>>702311876
cheesy gordita crunch that bitch.

soft taco with melted cheese on it wrapped around a hard taco.

is this your first time eating tacos or something?
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>>702311876
>Hard shell "tacos"
>Spinach
Five years, and this is the best you can do?
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How long have these threads been going on?

is there an archive?
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Why does alice have man hands?
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>>702312127
Alice, they aren't going to believe you no matter what you do ^_^ Just keep going!
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>>702311937
I missed most the Anniversary releases sadly,

Good news is that I have a modded 3DS for over a year. I can hack in the ones I missed.
That is the only ones I will hack in though.
No point in cheating. Takes the fun out of the game,
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>>702312127
you messed up the timestamp
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>>702312003
The way OP cuts food is setting themselves up to cut themselves more than an edgy slut in middle school.
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aaaa hype aaaaa
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>>702312127
whelp im convinced
sorry for doubting
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>>702311721>>702312043
you seem nice, especially to put up with anons for 5 years. Wish I could meet someone like you. Keep doing what you do.
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Man, fuck this shit. Im leaving /b/. I like chan humor but there are infinitely better sites and boards, too many of you are legitmately retarded for me to come to this board anymore.

Between fucking fluffy threads, the same spiderman shit posters, stupid fucking drawthreads/furthreads with people who are trying to identify by names ON AN ANONYMOUS IMAGE BOARD, and fucked in the head faggots like OP who want to be a girl so bad they roleplay on here stuttering like an idiot the whole time.

Im out of this faggot simulator.
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>>702312174
Oh you're into zoophilia?
interesting.
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>>702312127
Get larger bowls Alice.

Your hands and arms look massive compared to those tiny tiny bowls.
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>>702312248
Feeling the need to defend your femenine ass/dick? Also see >>702312127 Old but, oh well.
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Show us the doggo
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>>702312281
T-that is not a recent photo, dear.

>>702312283
S-shhh! It w-was hard to figure out how to s-shoot that!

>>702312331
T-that is from a while ago

>>702312287
W-what more do you want?
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>>702312127
Timestamp and chest implants, high autism trap, pussy or gtfo
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O-oh, look. It's this sh-shit again.
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>>702312380
Goodbye, won't be missed.
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>>702312326
I missed Celebi and Jirachi, but I was lucky enough to find them on Reddit for extra Darkrai I had.
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IF I TAKE THAT MASK OFF, WILL YOU DIE
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>>702312127
timestamps off probably cause you idiots bark about the same shit every time she makes a thread

also alice you fine
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>>702312380
Alright bye faggot
nobody gives a shit
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sniff, sniiff.

yes. smell like trap.
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>>702312380
Good riddance, faggot.
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>>702312380
B-but I am a girl.

>>702312410
I d-don't have room!

>>702312368
I d-do my best

>>702312358
N-no big deal!

>>702312465
H-hah! Like I c-could have afforded implants at t-the time.

>>702312530
T-thank you, I t-think?
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>>702312127
You used half the spicy stuff that everyone I know uses when making taco meat, don't listen to the non-Texans in this thread, your tacos are fine.
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W-well Anonymous? What d-do you think?
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>>702312439
Please make a vocaroo recording of you biting into that hard-shelled taco, please. Thank you.
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>>702312380
Saved
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>>702312381
I.. I like ponies. That's a crime here. But I'm not a clopper. I'm a collector.

>>702312439
What's the point of an old timestamp?
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>>702312665
YOU DIDNT EVEN ROLL UP THE SECOND ONE
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Alice keep going your doing just fine.
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>>702308150
why are you stuttering like that kid from breaking bad, are you a retarded faggot. your house looks nice like your parents are rich so they don't give you attention, so now youre just an attention seeking faggot pretending to be a girl online
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>>702310739
I love your slender fingers Alice, they look so very pretty
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>>702312380

Damn dude. How long were you here?
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>>702312665
Delicious, and now for cleanup
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>>702312665
Not bad. I would have used more chili powder and added diced onions to the taco meat, but I am a spice demon. They look tasty.
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>>702312380
Haha you missed the trap lovers. But yes 90% of 4chan is already faggot shit. Looks like all homo,trans,cucks,weeabos invading
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Why don't you g-get back to work?!
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>>702312665
>>702312589
i am curious, what do you do in your free time?
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>>702312705
They still have bronycons?
I thought the autism killed the show.
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>>702312697
S-sorry, no c-can do.

>>702312615
I know r-right?

>>702312705
Any t-time stamp can b-be faked; believe it or not. I'm n-not taking a new timestamped picture of m-me out of costume every time s-someone thinks I'm a trap.

>>702312717
>>702312713
I'm t-trying my hardest....

>>702312796
I l-live alone in a penthouse in NYC.

Try again.
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>>702312713
...do you not know how to fold a taco?? Does she have to do EVERYTHING for you? Come on.
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>>702312665
think its makin me hungry.. wish youd come cook for me
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>>702312439

Alice, can you take my virginity please? 28 year old Australian
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>>702312831
go back to your fucking tomb
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I'm very confused, but this is the best mixture of autism and cuteness I've seen in a while. Thanks for being an irl Hanako with a cooking show.

Also, have you tried posting on /ck/? There's probably some more recipes you can find there to try out.
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>>702312516
On a modded 3DS, all you have to do is download and insert the "events" in your savefile.
When you do to receive gift, it will already be there like you just got it.
Go in game and collect. I dont personally
see that as cheating
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>>702312920
why are you stuttering? Is that supposed to be clever or cute? You sound like an autistic dumbass
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>>702312665
How are you keeping it on your face and why didn't you do it before?
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Moot has weird hobbies, now.

Also, no tits or gtfo ? Show your feminine tits, Moot.
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>>702311876
cool, thanks. my boring single guy meals are gonna be slightly less pathetic tonight
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Okay m-my dears, that w-was my cooking thread <4 I h-hope you enjoyed it!

I'll b-be back for another on the 16th, s-so be sure to mark your calendar!
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>>702308150
So this is what the white race has become.......... sigh
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Can we hear your voice?
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>>702312380
>faggot simulator
Kek
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>>702312962
what type of games?
are you a programmer?
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>>702313021
Sheer willpower
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fucking chill about the stuttering people, this is more interesting then half of the other shit you could be seeing on /b try to remember the little human part of your soul and just enjoy.. what ever this is
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>>702308150
You know what? I'm not even hungry. I'm just having a bout of nostalgia at the Alice-posting.

>Continue
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>>702312894
FanExpo isn't a bronycon, but Hasbro is there. And a voice actress. But yeah, there are still bronycons, and no, autism hasn't killed the show yet. We're on season 6 and getting our 4th and 5th movies soon.

>>702312920
Oh, believe me, I know all about faked timestamps... Just saying, not much point to an old one.
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>>702312697
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i witnessed a greatness today
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>>702313080
I'm asian!

>>702313081
M-maybe once I am completed speech t-therapy.

>>702313021
Tape! And b-because it is uncomfortable!

>>702313123
Y-yes I am! And c-currently, I am w-working on a platformer.
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>>702313077
make enchiladas
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>>702312998

Lets help alice get better at what she does! Maybe if we are nice we will get rewarded?
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>>702312998
They have their own cooks, we have our Alice in /b/, even tho mods don't like the idea.
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>>702312920
ill live with you bae
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>>702313007
I do. I got all my pokes legitimately.
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lmao this thread
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h-how should we contactfag alice?
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>>702313077
Those tacos look kinda ok, but its not like I want to try them just because you made them or anything.
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>>702313247
See you next week, Alice! At what time will you be here?
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>>702313217
Ah, I gave up after the third season.
It would be cool to talk to Tara Strong so you could get her to talk like Buttercup.
Does anon-kun have a name?
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>>702313247
>im asian
lying sack of shit, show your face
> m-maybe once I am c-c-com-plet plet plet...
yopu fukken retard
>I am a rich white person who claims to live in a penthouse
you are a disgusting faggot, cross dressing homo
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>>702313247
Why the fuck you stutter by writing and why the fuck you wear a Costum while you cook?
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T-thank you Anonymous, f-for being a wonderful crowd! I h-hope you had a lot of fun t-tonight and l-learned something!
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I will be here the 16th Alice please remember me as Vincent your biggest fan.what time for the east coast ma',m
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>>702313247
ohh!! i'm having some troubles learnling to program on java, could you teach to me senpai? :3
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>>702313338
I am not explaining it well enough.
It literally is the same as if you collected the event pokemon that day.
So it is nice for those of us that missed certain special event pokes
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not sure what this was but it was nice
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>>702313541
>and l-learned something!

the fact you are a trap ?
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>>702313247
Oh sorry let me restate that.
So this is what the Asian race has become..... sigh *in asian*
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>>702313510
https://www.tofugu.com/japan/takarazuka/
Well, it's actually common to crossdress in Asia.
Different cultures and such.
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>>702308933
In the time it took you to make tacos I could have drove to taco bell and bought some that are better than this shit you made, and I would have had 1000% less autism while doing it.
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>>702313477
Sweetie ViaPony. I was chased off the /b/s years ago, but Alice just linked me up. She's an old friend.

Caught me right before a game of Civilization too...
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Use an ahegao Alice as a mask sometime.
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you are a faggot show your real face, dumbass, gross bitch
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Im Jason, thanks for making me hungry
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>>702313510
Y-you can literally see m-my living room f-from my kitchen; it has a g-giant picture of France.

I can see the Empire State building from my bed, through my window. Facts are facts son; I'm in a pent.

>>702313536
I d-don't, this is just m-my normal outfit!

>>702313384
I am available at [email protected] and http://anekihou.se/chat

>>702313562
F-first step: learn C++ instead.

>>702313700
S-sorry, I'm a bio girl <4

>>702313721
B-better!

>>702313733
I've h-had taco bell. N-not as good as these, sorry <4
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>>702308645
i'd eh lik eh som eh mor eh green tea
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>>702313763
this
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>>702313736
What are the odds I'd meet you again...Like wow...This week has been so odd.
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Hey OP, here sipping on cheap corner store wine. Spread your ass for me so that I can jerk off and have a wonderful sleep due to the mixture of alcohol and whatever hormone is secreted during sex
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>>702313541
Why so many tea cups?
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>>702309473
Please brush up on your knife skills..
You're making me nervous
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>>702313724
Ok, well this disgusting thing is in New york, wears a paper face(which isn't common), claims to be asian, claims to not have rich parents, writes in a stutter, and you are responding with anime avatars which is equally autistic
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Everyone triggered by this BTFO themselves so hard its so funny
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>>702309473
This nigger has terrible knife skills. This is the type of thing people put in gore threads because its so fucking obvious that he cuts himself on a regular basis.
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>>702313541
I learned cuties exist in the world
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>>702313839
Now show us your pussy you slut
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>>702313839
But i have to use java cause college, and i don't have the time to learn c++, i need some advices pls
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>>702314030
He is asian, he can just cut with katana
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>>702313923
T-they are actually for ceremonies!

>>702314014
S-she uses anime characters; mine are f-from a video game.

Also, my parents...weren't...rich? Why would you assume they were?

>>702314030
I h-have nerve damage!

>>702314102
I g-gave you my advice.

>>702314078
S-sorry, I d-don't put out after five years.
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>>702313894
Clearly our beautiful maiden keeps large circles bond to reunite acquaintances from time to time.
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>>702314014
Autism is subjective within cultures.
Alice is just Alice and they have their quirks...
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>>702312665

This is the greatest thread. I'm not sure what I like better, the qt3.14 making tacos, or the buttmadd homos expecting trap porn and getting shut down.

I-I'll remember next Friday, Alice!
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>>702314030
Dude.. i was nervous just watching.
Fuckin knife skills!!!
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>>702311172
Nah, weapons grade autism would be shitposting in one of the few OC threads even extant.
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>>702314215
I s-should do it more <4 Pulse is lonely.

>>702314268
N-not next friday! The friday after! N-next Friday I will be on vacation, working on t-the Kickstarter f-for my game!
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>>702314215
Well, I'm curious what happened to you during MLPchan. Did you move on?
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Why do you type with a stutter?

It's not cute.
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>>702314211
I would fuck the shit of your pussy. After that you wouldn't stutter anymore. And then I would put that taco in your pussy
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'Tas pendeja pa' hacer tacos mija, haces pinches tortas ahogadas y seguro las remojas en agua pendeja.
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>>702310168
How much cum should I get in the chili powder?
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>>702313541
I learn you are a faggot.
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>>702314211
*Nerve damage due to the burns?*
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>>702313541
I honestly would not care if you were a trap
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>>702314459
Build the wall.
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>>702314229
You aren't fooling anyone, no matter how much you want to be a qt 3.14 drawn fake woman, you are still a fat, ugly, neck beard who plays dress up online>>702314211
look motherfucker I don't give a fuck, you scare me, the paper face is just disturbing as hell, and that stutter is just so cringey, it literally makes me want to puke
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>>702314502
You made me kek'd, wasn't serious. You maybe a weirdo but i'd probably like you
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>>702314540
Same
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>>702314211
So, how'd you get burned?
Was it something stupid or something serious like a house fire?
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>>702314613

Alice is serious as fuck Ill be here for next week and know better. I wish I knew more behind the mask.

Guess thats never gonna happen.
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>>702314540
Thats because you gay
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