Prove that you are white.
Saying that you work is not proof that you are white.
Saying that you know your dad is not proof that you are white.
Do not prove that you are not black.
Prove that you are white.
It's not proof, but fuck you OP.
The last time I saw a black person was over a week ago. I remember because I thought, fuck there's a black woman!
Seeing black (or Indian) people is a topic of conversation within my friends and family.
I walked into the Meijer gas station for some Mt. Dew Code Red and did a double take at the black couple that was in the building with me. There's no blacks around here. I ran mental drills for what I could do should they try to accost me or asked for money.
I was a member of the Sons of Confederate Veterans for a year. I was able to easily trace my paternal great great grandfather, identify his unit and his separation from the Confederate Army.
WTF is this??? A fucking violin key feat. Aesculapian snake.
YOU FUCKING RETARD. You look like an absolute idiot with this tatoo
>I own a Volkswagon Passat
>I have never been late on a Car Payment, and I'm always on-time with my Mortgage
>I make 6 figures a year
>I'm still with the girl who had my son
>I graduated college
>I have never been to Prison
>I listen to indie rock, and classic rock
>I have investments
>I have a savings account
>I've never been on welfare, or any kind of government aid
>I don't have AIDs or any other STD
>I smoked weed a few times in college, but besides that I don't use any drugs and have never tried crack rock.
>I say crack rock, when referring to that drug
>I have an IQ of 141
But most importantly... I do not Talk during movies.
I constantly scored higher than peers on standardized tests through high school, never dropping below %95 (got pretty stoned/drunk the night before). I am also not asian because my dick is => 6"
I read Harry Potter and then fist my ass hole
Im married and have a kid. I listen to talk radio and cant name a rap station off the top of my head. I can't dance except for a standard ballroom box step. I get a sunburn during a round of golf.
Seriously very very lucky (different guy) im visiting miami, where i used to live for years. I pulled up to my old job and there was this stinky nigger (i could literally smell him from a great distance) in a partially wrecked white van full of his own children that shouted at me "EY ! EY! EY! " until i was finally like, "what? What the fuck do you want" and he said "hey man do you smoke bud?" ... " yeah i do, but man, i really dont wanna buy from you" " its cool i got other stuff too, wanna take a look?" " kids are in the van with you, man, youre fucking sick" and as i got back in my car he screamed "AAYYYY MANNE!" True. Fucking. Story. Happened yesterday.
No I have the stock aluminum alloy 17" factory VW OEM rims, with regular tires. I even have my factory sound system installed, and my iphone connection is not Nigger Rigged into my car, I actually paid the extra $200 for the 3.5mm Jack and the USB connector.
I am an eccentric who bikes through nearly pitch black trails every night and rather than get scared of some fictitious serial killer, I stay calm because even if I did encounter one, I would have no problem with dying.
I'm dating a black chick that has been fully assimilated into white culture.
>inb4 race traitor
I'm spreading the white seed.
>Prove that you are white
I can't dance, am terrible at sports, love mayonnaise, eat spray cheez right out of the can, and love making air quotations with my fingers or making the call-me sign with thumb and little finger.
I was born on second base and am thoroughly convince I hit a triple.
>I am not azn and have only ever dated, fucked, and married azns
>know Japanese only for manga
>attempt to be respectful to minorities but inwardly in a voice I only use to my inner self, they disgust me
>I have a 20-unit custom apparatus for making my own coffee
>I have a large collection of science fiction and classical literature
>parents are still together
>drive a Volt
>own my residence (no mortgage) through my own savings from sci job
>enjoy craft brews
>have trek posters on my office cubicle
>despise BLM, Democrats, and the poor
>be more white than me I dare you
Plot twist: I'm African American
When i was little my grandfarther would tell me how he and his brothers would play whip the Nigger in the back yard, with the ones our Family owned. Those were the good ol'days I still remember him showing me a Times Magazine with Hitler on the cover and Hitler was Man of the Year... oh America how far from grace you have fallen with the SJW country ruining movement.
Credit score 753.
Always ate sauerbraten at my grandparents' house.
Grew up alpine racing (skiing).
And competitive swimming in our country club league.
Also had weekly golf and tennis lessons at the country club growing up.
Race is a social construct. We need to help the opressed minorities and fight against the patriarchy! Stopping women with big boobs from being in video games is a more important fight than fighting against the massive rape problem in India. Our Western culture is more of a rape culture than India and Muslim country's combined.
When I was a child my friends stepfather (nig nog) had planned to take us to Disney Land, we drove around for a long time and I remember falling asleep then waking up seeing a bunch of fire trucks and a huge building on fire, my friends step dad was saying "Oh! NO! Disney Land is burning down and it looks like we arent going today" we both cried and cried. He then drove away to another place, we waited and cried more in the parking lot of what i didnt know then but know now to be a cheap all nude strip club.
.... Did you get a a bag of free hooks with all that Bait you're throwing out there?
Credit score over 800, six figures, own my house, own my cars (2), own my boats (2), own my vacation condo, police call me "sir" and apologize for any inconvenience when I interact with them, security holds the door for me and does not follow me around when I visit a store, I do not serve Macaroni and cheese at any family gatherings for the holidays, I have low deductable health coverage, I have life insurance, I have retirement accounts, I have investments, I trade/own stocks, I've never been to jail, I do not use illegal narcotics, I enjoy a good turkey sandwich with mayonnaise,i know how to spell mayonnaise, my family owned slaves (though plenty of black farmers did as well)