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Prove that you are white.
Saying that you work is not proof that you are white.
Saying that you know your dad is not proof that you are white.
Do not prove that you are not black.
Prove that you are white.
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It's not proof, but fuck you OP.

The last time I saw a black person was over a week ago. I remember because I thought, fuck there's a black woman!

Seeing black (or Indian) people is a topic of conversation within my friends and family.
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I feel uncomfortable when people use the "N" word.
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no
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I know the difference between nigger and niggard.
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I walked into the Meijer gas station for some Mt. Dew Code Red and did a double take at the black couple that was in the building with me. There's no blacks around here. I ran mental drills for what I could do should they try to accost me or asked for money.
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>>702307821
I fucking love asian girls
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>>702308944
I don't know the difference between those two words.

But I ain't no niggard.
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>>702307821
I jerk off to Taylor Swift
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I'm not attracted to black women... Oh wait, neither are black men
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>>702307821
i bought a $400k house
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I was a member of the Sons of Confederate Veterans for a year. I was able to easily trace my paternal great great grandfather, identify his unit and his separation from the Confederate Army.
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I have 3 college degrees, a stable relationship, a well paying job, a nice car, a house, and I sleep with my secretary.
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I tip at least 20%
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Cops let me off with warnings regularly
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Whitest kid you know.
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My name is Tyler
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killed a unarmed black teenager,
didn't go to jail.
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>>702310005
Either trevor or the fat lesbian looking one
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I have a small penis
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>>702310166
What?
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When cops pull me over that DON'T already have their guns drawn.
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>>702310166
poor timmy
trevor's solo shit is annoying as fuck tho
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>>702307821
I have good work shoes that I take care of, and wash every day to preserve them. I also take care of my fingernails.
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>>702307821
My parents had to escape political persecution after WW2, but the idiots picked a place riddled with jews.
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I don't listen to nigger music
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>>702310484
That's an important one. Good job resisting ape tunes.
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>>702310382
Hes truly the whitest kid. His solo shit proves it.

Also goddamn, i wanna watch wkyk
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Can't prove a negative.

Oh, and I'm actually black.
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>>702310005
What a cringy tattoo, bro.
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>>702307821
Sorry, my dude. I'm pretty black.
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>>702310382
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2JSVVJbBiC4
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>>702310577
>well there are dubs too so
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>>702310703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Uf9rsBbhc
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>>702310119
Did you take his skittles?

No point really if you left the skittles, waste of a bullet.
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I drive a Subaru Outback
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>>702310005
WTF is this??? A fucking violin key feat. Aesculapian snake.

YOU FUCKING RETARD. You look like an absolute idiot with this tatoo
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>>702307821
I get offended on behalf of people who dont give a shit.
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>race
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>>702307821
I work middle management for a security firm and have a slightly smaller than average penis.
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>>702307821
I can get a sunburn
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I would let a girl do this to me
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>>702307821
I'll hook up your gas line to the shower because I'm a German.
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>>702307821
I don't jaywalk even when it is 3 am in the morning with no cars around.

I'm Asian btw
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>>702309890
>3 degrees
Why?
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My penis is only 6 inches...
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>>702309869
You learned to read cletus?
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>>702310844
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xYFEAh4-ZJc
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>>702311243
Mine's 7 inches, but I'm definitely white.
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>Implying being white means you're rich and upper class

Actually, a majority of our race is in the working class or lower.
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I respect my women?
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>>702308311
you are fucking lucky, you better remember that
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>>702310930
You sir, are white>>702310936
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I fuck my cousins.
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>>702311452
I would be happy to see anything but black in my neighborhood. I feel like a snow flake in a pile of pepper.
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>>702311488
>1488
Well, shit, I guess you're pretty white.
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>>702307821
they call me racist even when i don't do anything racistic
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>>702307821
I don't receive any minority benefits
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>>702311649
>racisistic
Careful, it sounds like you didn't get an education.
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>>702311719
in which case he just proved he isnt white
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i take the hardest classes i can, but only STEM
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My credit score is over 700
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>>702311488
The whitest guy in here
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I can get off with one hand, or with a finger in my butt.

Also, I eat Honey Nut Cheerios.
>White people invented the wheel
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>>702311488
>1488

kek

But seriously though, Middle Easterners made it a tradition to marry your cousin. So...
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>I own a Volkswagon Passat
>I have never been late on a Car Payment, and I'm always on-time with my Mortgage
>I make 6 figures a year
>I'm still with the girl who had my son
>I graduated college
>I have never been to Prison
>I listen to indie rock, and classic rock
>I have investments
>I have a savings account
>I've never been on welfare, or any kind of government aid
>I don't have AIDs or any other STD
>I smoked weed a few times in college, but besides that I don't use any drugs and have never tried crack rock.
>I say crack rock, when referring to that drug
>I have an IQ of 141

But most importantly... I do not Talk during movies.
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I've never seen a Tyler Perry movie.
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>>702307821
My pubes are light in colour
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I'm a white gay boy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f1g6qsa05E

This is my favorite song.
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>>702307821
I constantly scored higher than peers on standardized tests through high school, never dropping below %95 (got pretty stoned/drunk the night before). I am also not asian because my dick is => 6"
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>>702310197
Nips =/= white
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>>702312884
Nice. Is it thick?
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>>702312884
I'm half asian.... and I'm over 7"
>inb4 it's the other half.
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>>702311089
It's time to get SPOOKY
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>>702311488
1488 cousin fucker confirmed white
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I literally worship adolf hitler.
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>>702313041
It doesn't seem exceptionally thick.
I haven't had any complaints though ;)
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>>702313144
Indeed.
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>>702307821
My parents are Russian. There is no other color I could be
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>>702313326
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>inb4 the truth
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>>702310076
I can one up that: I'm named Frank
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>>702311488
I nearly fucked my already-inbred cousins with speech impediments.
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The rims on my car are stock.
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>>702309890
Could be Asian. No dice.
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>>702312612
But do ya got 22's on ya whip? Nigga I aint sure u white.
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I don't get tickets or shot when pulled over.
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>>702313686
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>>702307821
I read Harry Potter and then fist my ass hole
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Im married and have a kid. I listen to talk radio and cant name a rap station off the top of my head. I can't dance except for a standard ballroom box step. I get a sunburn during a round of golf.
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>>702308311
Seriously very very lucky (different guy) im visiting miami, where i used to live for years. I pulled up to my old job and there was this stinky nigger (i could literally smell him from a great distance) in a partially wrecked white van full of his own children that shouted at me "EY ! EY! EY! " until i was finally like, "what? What the fuck do you want" and he said "hey man do you smoke bud?" ... " yeah i do, but man, i really dont wanna buy from you" " its cool i got other stuff too, wanna take a look?" " kids are in the van with you, man, youre fucking sick" and as i got back in my car he screamed "AAYYYY MANNE!" True. Fucking. Story. Happened yesterday.
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>>702310076
Tyler perry?
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>>702307821
i have a halo difficulty tattoo.
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>>702310005
Another bloody Neo Deatheater.
Voldemort failed.
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I say nigger all the time with my friends and family, never nigga
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>>702313973
at least you could understand what he was saying. Some of the niggers where I live are completely unintelligible
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>>702310458
Time for the persecuted to become the persecutor.
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>>702311473
lol, thx
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>>702314148
I know right,... says he's not black because he's named Tyler... when the richest male nigga is Tyler Perry,.. next to Kevin Hart.

No white names are safe anymore.
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>>702313342
Your ass could still be black
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>>702314294
Marble mouths
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People often ask me if I'm from Minnesota.
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>>702307821
i own a highschool graduation ring
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>>702307821
Ive literally never been pulled over once in my life, because i dont do anything illegal whatsoever, including speeding.
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I have the boxed set of Monty Python's Flying Citcus.
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>>702308311
Where are you from?? I have been trying to get away from black people. They have destroyed my city
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>>702307821
I wear sperries and I've never drank a domestic beer
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>>702313671
No I have the stock aluminum alloy 17" factory VW OEM rims, with regular tires. I even have my factory sound system installed, and my iphone connection is not Nigger Rigged into my car, I actually paid the extra $200 for the 3.5mm Jack and the USB connector.
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>>702307821
I often use the N word without remorse
>now that's white
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my house is worth more than my car
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>>702314521
They should stop appropriating our culture, starting with our names.
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>>702307821
Im joining homeland security just in time for the Trump election. Cant wait to relocate some mudslimes.
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>>702314955
Ummm you do realize thats a staple of being black right?
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>>702315089
Jesus christ man, thats a fucking decent plan
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>>702307821
>Prove that you are white
>Without using proof that you are white

op is a faggot
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>>702315089
>rth more than my car
i got a baseball bat. ill round up the beaners in my neighborhood
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>>702307821
I have a go fund me page for my grad school tution.
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I carefully pronounce every word I speak.
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>>702315910
So do niggers trying to sound smart
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I am an eccentric who bikes through nearly pitch black trails every night and rather than get scared of some fictitious serial killer, I stay calm because even if I did encounter one, I would have no problem with dying.
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>>702315723
I have a go fund me for this months rent. 12 dollars and countin baby
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>>702307821
my intelligence is not capped.
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I asked a girl to dance with me at a night club. She told me she was allready dancing.
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>>702314294
unintelligible?
thats cuz they put emphasis on wrong
syllables.
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I feel physical discomfort at the thought of owing more than I have. Pretty much the entire side of my family that is of Germanic descent shares this feeling.
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I fill my car up when I put gas in it.
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>>702310005
saw someone with Scar's entire deconstruction tattoo couple years back
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my dad is half black and I have white skin.
Should I proceed to prove I am white or am I disqualified?
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>>702307821
I stuck around when my gf had a kid
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>>702318206
And I know how to ski and ice skate
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>>702315187
There are barely any blacks, so it's okay to say it here
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>>702307821
I'm dating a black chick that has been fully assimilated into white culture.

>inb4 race traitor
I'm spreading the white seed.
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>>702318029
Where are currently residing?
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>>702318620
burbs
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>>702307821
>Prove that you are white
I can't dance, am terrible at sports, love mayonnaise, eat spray cheez right out of the can, and love making air quotations with my fingers or making the call-me sign with thumb and little finger.

I was born on second base and am thoroughly convince I hit a triple.
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>>702307821
Never have I contemplated the application of a moisturizer to combat "ashy" leg disease.
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>>702307821
I have white skin
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>>702310005
What's up tyler
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>>702311488
Haha
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>I am not azn and have only ever dated, fucked, and married azns
>know Japanese only for manga
>attempt to be respectful to minorities but inwardly in a voice I only use to my inner self, they disgust me
>I have a 20-unit custom apparatus for making my own coffee
>I have a large collection of science fiction and classical literature
>parents are still together
>drive a Volt
>own my residence (no mortgage) through my own savings from sci job
>enjoy craft brews
>have trek posters on my office cubicle
>despise BLM, Democrats, and the poor
>be more white than me I dare you

Plot twist: I'm African American
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>>702310119
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh the level of sarchasm is strong here..... I see your line and bobber calmly placed and waiting for a bite.
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>ITT insecure neckbeards
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i listen to tv on the radio and childish gambino
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i smoke w33d and ironically say nigger im white
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>>702323166
Sci job?... You whale turd, no wonder sharks dont attack when you swim.
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>>702323528
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When i was little my grandfarther would tell me how he and his brothers would play whip the Nigger in the back yard, with the ones our Family owned. Those were the good ol'days I still remember him showing me a Times Magazine with Hitler on the cover and Hitler was Man of the Year... oh America how far from grace you have fallen with the SJW country ruining movement.
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>>702307821

I'm from rural Nova Scotia.
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>>702307821
Credit score 753.
Always ate sauerbraten at my grandparents' house.
Grew up alpine racing (skiing).
And competitive swimming in our country club league.
Also had weekly golf and tennis lessons at the country club growing up.
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What is up my homedogs, it is time to get crunked!
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>>702323166
You sound like someone I'd like to be friends with.
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>>702310076
Adrianandious Blackeyes, nefarious pirate of the concrete seas
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>>702324192
Winrar
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>>702312612
>But most importantly... I do not Talk during movies.
he passes
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Race is a social construct. We need to help the opressed minorities and fight against the patriarchy! Stopping women with big boobs from being in video games is a more important fight than fighting against the massive rape problem in India. Our Western culture is more of a rape culture than India and Muslim country's combined.
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I'm voting for Donald Trump.
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>>702324703
/thread
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>>702323787
When I was a child my friends stepfather (nig nog) had planned to take us to Disney Land, we drove around for a long time and I remember falling asleep then waking up seeing a bunch of fire trucks and a huge building on fire, my friends step dad was saying "Oh! NO! Disney Land is burning down and it looks like we arent going today" we both cried and cried. He then drove away to another place, we waited and cried more in the parking lot of what i didnt know then but know now to be a cheap all nude strip club.
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>>702324703
Me too
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>>702324686
.... Did you get a a bag of free hooks with all that Bait you're throwing out there?
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Credit score over 800, six figures, own my house, own my cars (2), own my boats (2), own my vacation condo, police call me "sir" and apologize for any inconvenience when I interact with them, security holds the door for me and does not follow me around when I visit a store, I do not serve Macaroni and cheese at any family gatherings for the holidays, I have low deductable health coverage, I have life insurance, I have retirement accounts, I have investments, I trade/own stocks, I've never been to jail, I do not use illegal narcotics, I enjoy a good turkey sandwich with mayonnaise,i know how to spell mayonnaise, my family owned slaves (though plenty of black farmers did as well)
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>>702307821
My jacked up ford spun out today, and I proceeded on my way instead of bitching about my rims
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>>702326601


Lol at using narcotics.


Troll af.
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