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Ask a married guy who just got a $40 hooker anything.
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>>702307111
was her pus like this 1?
if so.. what is wrong with wifes pus?
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Condom? Where'd you find her/him? Gonna tip?
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>>702307111
Why are you such a faggot?
Also nice trips, checked
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>>702307111
Checked
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Gonna ask her to share that crack rock when you're done fucking? Throw another $40 at her and git rekt!
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>>702307240
Hers wasnt as bad as this, but wasnt good either. I rate a solid 3/10 i came but felt dirty. Wife is fine, but I'm a piece of shit cheater
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>>702307256
No tip, backpage is where i found her
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>>702307111
foul
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>>702307599
What do you take me for, a godless heathen?
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>>702307257
Thanks, and i dont really know..maybe because of the massive cocks i swallow
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It's in your DNA to spray your jizz far and wide. Even up into nasty cracked out gash holes. Just roll with it.
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>>702307111
So if the one at home isn't as bad as this or it's close, why not get something nice? Do you actually like crackwhores or just a poorfag?
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>>702308365
Poorfag, i had 40 on me and said what can i get. I got this more or less
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>>702308365
The Lord is testing him. Temptation starts small and grows. Soon he'll be selling his wedding ring for a better whore.
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>>702307111
Pic related?
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Thanks for the pic of your wife. Lets see the prostitute.
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>>702308553
So it was a spur of the moment thing or you actually sought out that nasty cooze?
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>>702308756
Well it was one of those things where i was gonna start small and shitty, then go big next time. I figure if i experience both sides of the coin ill be fine and never do it again. That or ill die of aids next week
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>>702307111
Dude... You overpaid...
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>>702308756
If the lord was involved in any way here, that guy's an asshole-clearly he was hurting for some strange, the least the lord coulda done was throw him something reasonable. But it was only $40 I suppose...That might explain why the ring is so expensive-kind of like an emergency fund?
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>>702309171
Probably, but thats what i get for having a black father to never teach me how to shop around.
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>>702307111
waifu claimed
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>>702308756
Bing! Temptation is a slippery snatch, unlike that dried up dust queefer you got for $40.
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>>702307111
How long have you been married?
I'm one month in and I'm considering getting a hooker already.
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That is some rancid pussy
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>>702307111

dude i wouldnt even want to pay for that like youd have to fucking pay me to fuck her and i dont think i would.

my question is

>WHY THE FUCK MAN
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>>702309621
Since april this year
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>>702309123
Not a terrible plan I guess, still though, you must have been blue balled for a month to even consider banging something that awful. Got any plans for the next one? What about a few rock bottom losers on dating sites, since standards don;t seem to be an issue?
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>>702307111

How long did you have to go without sex before you resorted to this?
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>>702309712
I dunno, boredom, self destructive, i was off work. Pick one
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>>702309740
Was this your first time?
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>>702309621
I don't know if marriage is the issue with you /b/ro, if you're already looking around after a month you're either not too happy with your purchase or a habitual cheater anyway lol
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>>702309879

why not go home and fuck your wife.
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>>702309791
No, me and my wife had sex 3 nights ago. 2 nights ago i fucked a midget gorl i knew in highschool. I'm curently trying for a red head from work
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>>702307747
post pic from her ad on backpage
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>>702310069

>OP is a sex addict
/bread
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>>702309881
First hooker? Yes
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>>702308756
>The Lord
You're insane.
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>>702310069

>...69

checked

confirmed sex addict
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>>702310068
How about you fuck yours? Or better yet, ill fuck yours
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>>702310155
Brb, ill grab it
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>>702310271

>be me
>be 19
>be single
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>>702307111

Whats up with your relationship that you feel the need to cheat? Especially with cheap whores?
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>>702310385
awesome OP
way to not /b/ a fag
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>>702309835
One week, my wife was mad at me
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>>702307111
what did your wife need the $40 for?
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>>702310613
She was mad at me, and I wanted sex
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>>702310681

How about you wait until it's been posted before giving OP a pat on the back.
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>>702310155
Heres a pic, and i was mistaken. It was max80.com
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>>702310861

So you opted for THAT ?


Why to aim high anon...
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>>702310861
So you send yourself down aids lane to be able to have sex. Thats some sad shit if you hadn't had sex in 2 days and resorted to a hooker, let alone a $40 bucket of aids
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>>702307111
She wanted the money for either heroin or crack or both. feel good? Watch some docs.
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>>702310613
OP here, nothing is wrong per se. I like sex, thats about it
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>>702310681
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>>702310839
Kek
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Pic of wife
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>>702310685
Hang on, was it 3 days or a week? Also, more info on the midget and all the pics you can supply on said midget and the actual whore.
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>>702307111
pic related ?
how drunk was you ?
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>>702310861

Sounds like a very healthy relationship.

What's broken inside of you that you think that's an acceptable thing to do? I'm going to go ahead and assume that this wasn't the first or last time this has happened/will happen.
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>>702311247
Thats not gonna happen. Hooker is one thing. My wife is another
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