>be tranny
>go to the mall on a whim
>bought some high end makeup and a new top
>walk by a shiny shop window
>see my reflection
>can't recognize myself
>just stare there at my own refection for a few seconds smiling
>in an instant popped a massive erection
kill me now god
post pic of yourself
>>702305788
why is that bad
Have you consulted a psychiatrist already?
>>702305788
you fuck yourself all the time, whats wrong with being attracted to yourself??!?
oh well show us a smile shot at least you did nothing wrong.
>>702305788
Sometimes I pop boners for myself, but I'm not a tranny.. I'm just a chubby dude who can appreciate the human form.
>>702305788
>kill me now god
thats YOUR job
are you a model?
Shit, you do look good.
>>702306277
No but you should actually kill yourself. You're a failed man. No amount of trying will make you a woman. Also you're not pretty.
>>702305788
>kill me now god
OK my son. Erm.... daughter. Whatevs
>>702306359
Amen... If these are of you then you have a stunning form.
>>702305788
nudes, now.
>>702306455
yeah, thats why im the most popular waitress where I work, cause im not pretty and guys dont like me.
I get more tips in a week than you earn in a month, loser
>>702306657
Feminine penis + timestamp or gtfo
>>702306352
I want to put my penis in there.
>>702306657
i would sooo fucking spill all of that everywhere....
i couldnt do that job
>>702306529
Then you're in luck anon, you can hire 'her' here
http://syracuse.skipthegames.com/ts-escorts/ts-white-intown-call-me-intow/925714735012
Image search is your friend
>>702306657
>waitress
Kek
>>702306657
OP if that is you then good job. if not then sauce.
too lazy to reverse google image rn.
>>702305788
I dont usually visit these threads but got'damn it someone needs to draw this scene with op captioned how u doin?
>>702307129
that makes absolutely no sense
how can you be too lazy to click reverse search but apparently have enough energy to type out a request for sauce
>>702305788
>>702307057
Yo OP, travel 10 hours south and I will rock your world
Newfags these days.. Thats not Op on the pic
>>702306399
>>702305788
this is extremely hot.
too lazy to timestamp
that isn't me that's being posted, my tits are real and I am not a whore for money
Had a bowl of cappuccino fudge blitz ice cream for dinner...had a pizza for lunch.
>>702307129
All over cripplechan, also
>>702307057
>>702305942
My heart!
Sauce?
>>702307781
I... I am confused...
>>702307781
Are you into females?
here is one from behind for you
>>702305788
>>be tranny
stopped reading there
>>702308105
wtf are you doing dude? I can timestamp, can you?
>>702305942
holy fuck
How strong are you ?
I always wondered about how strong are tranny
>>702307781
>>702306455
dont lie you would suck his dick
>>702307796
>I am not a whore for money
So if not money, what do you whore for?
>>702308404
I'm weak as fuck, I used to be ripped though when I was a dude
>>702308688
good point, I guess attention
>>702305788
kill self, it's all trannies are good for
>>702308735
>when I was a dude
Yeah, I got some bad news mate
>>702308914
I think you're just jealous you won't be able to fuck him
Newfags these days dont even realize op is trolling hard by posting üocs of some tranny
>>702306525
>Erm
>britfag detected
https://www.fotostravestisbr.com/90-fotos-travesti-kalindra-chan/
>>702306455
Football-loving neckbeard detected
>>702309077
It has been summer for years.