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>be tranny
>go to the mall on a whim
>bought some high end makeup and a new top
>walk by a shiny shop window
>see my reflection
>can't recognize myself
>just stare there at my own refection for a few seconds smiling
>in an instant popped a massive erection
kill me now god
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post pic of yourself
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>>702305788
why is that bad
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Have you consulted a psychiatrist already?
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>>702305788
you fuck yourself all the time, whats wrong with being attracted to yourself??!?
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oh well show us a smile shot at least you did nothing wrong.
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>>702305788
Sometimes I pop boners for myself, but I'm not a tranny.. I'm just a chubby dude who can appreciate the human form.
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>>702305788
>kill me now god
thats YOUR job
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are you a model?
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Shit, you do look good.
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>>702306277
No but you should actually kill yourself. You're a failed man. No amount of trying will make you a woman. Also you're not pretty.
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>>702305788
>kill me now god
OK my son. Erm.... daughter. Whatevs
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>>702306359
Amen... If these are of you then you have a stunning form.
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>>702305788

nudes, now.
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>>702306455
yeah, thats why im the most popular waitress where I work, cause im not pretty and guys dont like me.

I get more tips in a week than you earn in a month, loser
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>>702306657
Feminine penis + timestamp or gtfo
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>>702306352
I want to put my penis in there.
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>>702306657
i would sooo fucking spill all of that everywhere....
i couldnt do that job
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>>702306529
Then you're in luck anon, you can hire 'her' here
http://syracuse.skipthegames.com/ts-escorts/ts-white-intown-call-me-intow/925714735012

Image search is your friend
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>>702306657
>waitress
Kek
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>>702306657
OP if that is you then good job. if not then sauce.

too lazy to reverse google image rn.
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>>702305788
I dont usually visit these threads but got'damn it someone needs to draw this scene with op captioned how u doin?
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>>702307129
that makes absolutely no sense
how can you be too lazy to click reverse search but apparently have enough energy to type out a request for sauce
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>>702305788
>>702307057

Yo OP, travel 10 hours south and I will rock your world
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Newfags these days.. Thats not Op on the pic
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>>702306399
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>>702305788
this is extremely hot.
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too lazy to timestamp
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that isn't me that's being posted, my tits are real and I am not a whore for money
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Had a bowl of cappuccino fudge blitz ice cream for dinner...had a pizza for lunch.
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>>702307129
All over cripplechan, also
>>702307057
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>>702305942
My heart!
Sauce?
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>>702307781
I... I am confused...
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>>702307781
Are you into females?
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here is one from behind for you
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>>702305788
>>be tranny
stopped reading there
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>>702308105
wtf are you doing dude? I can timestamp, can you?
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>>702305942
holy fuck
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How strong are you ?
I always wondered about how strong are tranny
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>>702307781
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>>702306455
dont lie you would suck his dick
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>>702307796
>I am not a whore for money
So if not money, what do you whore for?
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>>702308404
I'm weak as fuck, I used to be ripped though when I was a dude
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>>702308688
good point, I guess attention
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>>702305788
kill self, it's all trannies are good for
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>>702308735
>when I was a dude
Yeah, I got some bad news mate
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>>702308914
I think you're just jealous you won't be able to fuck him
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Newfags these days dont even realize op is trolling hard by posting ├╝ocs of some tranny
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>>702306525
>Erm
>britfag detected
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https://www.fotostravestisbr.com/90-fotos-travesti-kalindra-chan/
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>>702306455
Football-loving neckbeard detected
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>>702309077

It has been summer for years.
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