Alright /b/, you're being hunted by the protagonist in the last game you've played. Are you fucked?
My last game was leisure larry, i should be ok as long as i dont wear anything too scandalose
Fallout 4 my character is set up for sniping and stealth I'll probably be fine the likeliho
pack up your shit and hit the road. get a prepaid phone. ur up shit creek without a paddle man.
10,000 needles son. I'd kick the shit outta this cactus.
Theyre all pussies, the only threats there are the nigger with the big dick, the military trained vet, and maybe the meth addict (if he has his fix)
No he'll probably starve after the second day per usual.
Fuck this game is a bitch.
a grizzly and a bird. lol thats just nuts... and bolts
That shit smelled like a cheap Thief ripoff. all items of any sort are brightly highlighted and instantly turn into cash/points and mean nothing. I threw up in my mouth and uninstalled. You fuck'n kids have no idea what a video game is.
rofl is that really the only game where you drive?
Thank you for your needlessly annoyed and clearly unbiased opinion. I'll be sure to remember this when I install Dishonored II.
We'll, I'm fucked /b/
This tard is gonna have me for lunch
>help im being hunted by some ching chong cartoon
Well he doesn't really have ai so I think I'm good guys...
Funnily enough, same as OP.
Dishonored is a fucking great game btw.
So that means I'm being hunted by the legion.. I'm pretty sure I will be the next person crucified by them
The entire Lithuanian army. Well, shit, better run from the Pagans.
The commander of the strategic rocket forces of the late, great Soviet Union.
This means I'm facing some random vodka soaked asshole having a go at busting down my door in the middle of the night, which is not really a problem (happens every three or four months), --or-- given the nature of accounting for weapons readiness states, circular error probables, and communications reliability in strike package selection, myself and a whole lotta other people are gonna die.
one of my xcom 2 soldiers, doesn't matter which one, i am completely fucked
My survivability could vary quite a bit
I'd like to imagine that all these characters from olden day fantasy games wouldn't be able to do shit in our universe. I can imagine the warrior getting hit by a car for example, or Geralt getting arrested for his swords.
If Geralt used magic people would flip and the military would be all over his ass, no way he'll find you while all that's happening.
Dwarf is weak. Like little deepstalker. Qunari is strong. You put two dwarf together. Still not big enough to be as tall as Qunari. Qunari crush small wizard men. Then Qunari come for dwarves. Get ready scum.
Last game I played was World of Warships. I played a German ship. So I guess Hitler?
In order to defend yourself, you gotta beat the meat
The whole terrorist team from CS:GO is after me then.
>Be playing Metroid: Fusion
>Beat the game after a long day of dealing with annoying ass bosses
>Turns off Game Boy Advance SP decorated with shit from the 90's
>Lies down in bed
>Hears something smash through a window
>I get out of my bed grabbing a nearby convenient table leg I keep around because why not
>Look in my living room
>A tall fucking blue spacesuit-wearing motherfucker is standing there
>She has no emotion in her eyes
>Litterally shits self
>Throws the table leg at it
>Fucker doesn't even flinch
>Decides "fuck that" and runs in the other direction
>Breaks through another window
>mfw running off into the midnight cornfield as a fucking spacewoman with a cannon for an arm hunts me down
I won't even know it, I'm fucked as hell
Oh god why. WHY DIDNT I THINK ABOUT THIS IM FUCKED IMAGINE THE PAIN OF MANY PLAYING CARDS CUTTING AGAINST YOU
maybe I'm a lucky bastard... but at least I'll be fucked beauty...
I uh. I'm not quite sure how fucked I am.
>tfw being chased by BJ Blazkowicz
No, I think I'm perfectly safe. Might be fun, actually.
Geralt of Rivia, yeah pretty fuckered