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Genuine fortune teller here /b/ last thread went well so hit me up again. I have a 90% success rate in accurate predictions, lets go.
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Will I get laid this week?
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>>702301930

What am I going to order from Subway?
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will you ever stop being a faggot?
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Will my girlfriend be better this week ?
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>>702302113
it doesn't look likely, spare your self the disappointment and stay in this week. It will happen when you least expect it. C78
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>>702301930
Will I see her at all over the weekend?
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>>702302366
Yes without a doubt. $dH
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>>702301930
I have a shitload of work to get done over this labor day weekend... How much will I accomplish?
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What will be my favourite sniper rifle (real or fake) of all time
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>>702301930
am i going to become a racing driver and win championships?
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>>702301930
>>702301930
how long until I OD or get diagnosed with cancer
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how much will my next paycheck be?
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>>702302473
Yes, but only if you approach her. Jev
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>>702301930
I am going to have my loli army or not?
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Will forcing myself to be single for the past two years until an undetermined time pay off in the long run?
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Do I end up changing my hairstyle? What do I change it to
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>>702301930
hows my love life in the next week, and how much will it change a year from now?
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>>702301930
Will I achieve my goals in college, love life, and career I wish to pursue? I mean each of those things in their separate contexts not necessarily as a joint question.
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>>702302500
Dragunov, tiger varient. &hd
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Will I ever become a cute femboy?
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>>702302499
not enough. h&j
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>>702302570
no. wK;
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will i ever become a motorsport driver and win multiple championships?
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>>702303191
No, just an ugly deranged mentally ill faggot. Kill yourself before a nigger does it for you.
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>>702302965
Not in the long run as such but youve done the right thing for you for now. %hf
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>>702303250
what will i be then?
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will you actually predict shit instead of dodging difficult questions and using common sense and logic when someone asks you something dumb?
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>>702303001
yes, to a fade. J£k
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>>702301930
Will I succeed in life?
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>>702303079
You haven't defined your goal to your self yet so i cant tell. M:A
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>>702303404
So what's gonna happen, then?
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How do I get rich quick?
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>>702303191
yes but act now. J£8
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Will I be rich in the future?
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>>702303670
Aluminium. *Ju
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Does YouTube ever get ousted as the leading video website?
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>>702303893
no. }+S
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>>702303970
yes, that question was in the last thread. Gbc
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>>702302957
hey mate my question is honest here
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What am i wearing
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>>702301930
what's my career going to be like fam
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>>702301930
Will I find somewhere to buy a big bag of Swedish Fish by the end of the month?

don't ask why, just tell me if i will.
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>>702301930
Hey Op what will be your number response thing to this
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>>702301930
should i ask her out
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>>702301930
If I do that one thing I really want to do but shouldn't how badly will things go as a result?
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>>702301930
Will my life ever be better?
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>>702301930
is my worst paranoia atm unfounded?
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>>702304532
My magic card told me shes dangerously cheesy
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will i ever get a grillfriend
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>>702304509
702304989
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>>702301930
do cows, when confronted with sound logic, reply with senseless mooing?
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>>702304696
Not op but only if you stop going on /b/ so frequently and start socializing with more people
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>>702304748
she indeed is, kind of
does it matter tho ?
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Will Fox stay top tier in Melee?
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>>702301930
Would it be in my best interest to study Japanese or Mandarin?
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>>702301930
Will I ever moopdoopdoopdoopdoopdoop fuck dont click post
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well i get the gurl i lust for?
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Will I ever become wealthy?
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>>702301930
>>>/x/
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>>702301930
do i live forever
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Will i be able to get a girlfriend within the next month
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>>702304800
no, you are gay
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>>702305205
neither >l*
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>>702305536
no, but a big nigger dick will be in your anus *&^%
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Will the new subset of my business pay off? (and a follow up) Will the long term business goal happen?
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>>702305673
no@#
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>>702306169
yes hJ//
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>>702306775
bankruptcy, debts, depression and failure m?''
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>>702306032
you will die next week )***
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>>702303447
kek, this
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will i get a girlfriend soon?
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>>702307130
fucking sweet
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I will predict, ask away now, I'll predict anything......
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>>702301930
???
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What will be your post number.?
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>>702307210
between now and 4 months ><''
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>>702307350
fuck yeah
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Op are you still here? If so my question is, will she appear or should I start doing 'that'?
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>>702301930
Will me and my wife return to the usa and find success?
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Will I ever achieve what I desire where I'm heading right now?
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My boyfriend and I just moved in together. (we are two guys) and everything has been going great so far. Will we last?
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>>702301930
when will my powers allow me to have sex with planet earth?
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>>702307287
it will have dubs
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>>702307490
No, you should kill yourselves now just in case faggot.
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>>702301930
>)

My post will end in a 9 then OP is for real
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>>702307534
>OP HAS SPOKEN
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>>702301930
Am I going to get to silver soon?
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>>702307534
fuck you, I'm OP
I was gonna say 702307534
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>>702307520
Your lucky numbers are: 16, 47, and
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>>702301930
will i get my ex girlfriend back?
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>>702307252
will he ever make it?
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>>702307575
chill virgin bruh
dont be mad two faggots have better sex game than you
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>>702307442
do not do 'that' P&
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>>702307029
Ha, fail. There are no loans so no chance of bankruptcy or debt. The new subset of the business costs only time and a minor prototype investment which is already paid for. The long term plan question was a trick; I already have 125% funding for it and a solid business plan, so even if it ultimately doesn't take off (which is unlikely) it will happen regardless.

Bullshit fortune teller.
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will i get a qt gf this year?
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>>702307690
Nigga she doesn't want your hungry ass move along
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>>702307467
success and great sadness L!@
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>>702307674
what is the last number!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and is not a number!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>702307742
Why would I be angry about faggos being faggos?
Kill yourselves anyway
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>>702301930
Yo OP, are me and my girlfriend going to be able to the dorm to ourselves next weekend?
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>>702307874
yeah wtf
you dont need a fortuneteller to tell you this shit
all you need is some common fucking sense
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>>702307487
stop drinking and you will ?o
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I've been seriously considering asking my step sister for naked pics, she's 31 I'm 27, we have drunkenly flirted and caught eachother staring/eye fucking eachother...should I do it?
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>>702301930
bullshit.

but in case. How will the move in with the GF work when it finally arrives next march? Will it be a happy one?
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>>702301930
Will I find success in my life?
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>>702307490
OP here
you will last as long as trust is present LOnn
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>>702308013

this is a side-effect of "she said hi to me, she wants my diiick brooo"
she doesnt return your feelings. its a delusion
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>>702308013
don't ask, take'em yourself
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>>702307610
yes, very soon %$#
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>>702307490
you will die of aids and ass cancer
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>>702307690
I'm sorry but no ###
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>>702301930
Will I kill myself or live on my shitty life till I'm old and grey? Will it get any better?
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>>702308172
Bingo
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>>702307728
no ^^
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>>702308170
this
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>>702307985

I haven't drank in years. Kese faggot.
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>>702308112

thanks OP
glad to hear it
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>>702307783
whatever
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>>702307863
you'll get a butter face >>>>>
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>>702301930
Do i have a shot with her?
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>>702307951
yes, but you must work it out,
also stop pushing her for anal she doesn't want that ////:
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>>702308659
fuck i know who it is
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>>702308775
only if you shoot her
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I'm late to the thread

Will I ever be happy in life?
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>>702308062
no you'll break up and she'll call the cops on you %#@
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>>702301930

Should I stay or should I leave cause I don't want to punk out
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>>702308073
yes ##@@*
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>>702308888
Checked. Quads of infinite happiness mate. You don't even need to ask OP
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Will I be able to make more money in the next months?
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>>702308940
nigger really? She wouldn't come over from fucking germany with my daughter just to screw me over would she?
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>>702308406
you will improve and life will become easier >{{{
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>>702308888
well you got quads, so check em
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Should I stop fucking my friend and actually try to find a person I can having a loving relationship with?
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>>702308888
Wow, looks like kek is looking out for me
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>>702308775
slim chance but yes @@@^
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>>702309132
protip: it's not your daughter
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Will I actually end up with the career I want?
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do i move to level 2?
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>>702309281
And you aren't a psychic nigga. She is. We got DNA proof.
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>>702301930
OP, my gf is coming over tomorrow? How will it go?
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>>702301930
niggers
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Will I shart myself tonight? I'm genuinely worried, I feel like I'm playing with fire.
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Should I adopt the puppy that I saw at the animal shelter yesterday?
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>>702301930
alright faggot, enough of your bullshit
what is my name and where do I live?????
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>>702309456
do you? really? did SHE get the results?
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>>702308811
>She hypes it up all fucking summer like "yeah babe lets do anal"
>Oh not at the dorm its messy
>Okey im just happy to be with her anyway only a tad bummed out.

Many a thanks OP
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>>702309074
a little $#$
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>>702309543
.... You're bullshitting me right? I mean I assume she got the results cause she's the one who carried the kid.
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>>702309503
kek
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>>702301930
Does my crush feel the same about me?
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>>702309745
oh man. kek
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>>702309541
your name is Andrew Wilson and you live on Cornelia St. in Chicago, you are 24, you have asthma, and your apartment is tiny

how about that? close enough for you? """"#
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I'll try to make this as ambiguous as possible.
Will I go into linguistics for the passion, or medicine for the money and time I've already spent in it?
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>>702310097
WHAT THE FUCK
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT????
TELL ME
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Will I ever become a functioning member of society?
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>>702310097
HOLY FUCK WOW! HOW YOU DO THAT
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>>702310237
>>702310263
notactuallytheguyfags
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>>702310209
Linguistics is fucking amazing. Do it.
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>>702309830
I'm screwed aren't I? I'm too wasted for this shit.
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>>702310209
medicine ++::
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>>702310331
what do in it tho
like what jobs are there at all besides interpreting, translation, and teaching?
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>>702310319
we didn't coordinate
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>>702310339
yeah dude, sorry. it's a common thing with germans.
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Do i go up a level?
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will i ever get daniela?
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>>702310339
no
it was people messing with you (((*
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>>702310429
You could work with dying languages, documenting them and shit.
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Okay there Mr. Guy Man, I've already posted in this thread. If you REALLY ARE the super special guy, reply to this post and my original one.
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name and where i live.. also will i be weathy?
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>>702310523
there is no daniela
don't try to cheat me, her name is Erin>:":<
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>>702310689
o shit u right
might have to now
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>>702310720
whoa wtf
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>>702310209
>>702310694
@#$%
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>>702310826
kys stop pretending to be me
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>>702310877
what the fuck
Okay Mr. Guy Man, name the two women I'm currently torn between
this is fucking weird
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will i ever lose weight? will i always be miserable?
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>>702301930

Jag ser att talriken, bordet, korven och ketchupen är svensk.
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quads
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for fucks sakes op if u get my 2 questions right and actually know ur not bullshitting, ill give u $5 on paypal
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>>702310764
You should.
I considered it for a while, but I love biology too much to change majors.
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fag here,

Will I get a boyfriend in the next year or so?
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>>702311176
why do you like language/linguistics?
If it's a hobby in any way, tell me in what way
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what phone do i have?
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>>702310914
funny anon. stop fucking pretending to be me
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>>702301930
Will my sister try to kill herself again?
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>>702311244
no. you will die of aids before then
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op it would be fucking lovely if you answered my questions.. also leave ur email
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>>702311349
no she is going to start fucking niggers
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>>702311430
Guess I'll have to kill her myself then
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>>702311055
no I will not
I have to leave now, I have to make some tree trimming free estimates

good luck to all

I CLOSE THE CIRCLE

these are the words of the Sumani ritual
Zati Zata
Balati Balata

%$#@!&^%$#*(*&%$#@#
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>>702301930
What is the name of the one i should be with b/strodomus?
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>>702301930
Will I get my dream girl anon? And if so, how soon?
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Will I score well on my asvab test
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>>702311501
Her name is David. David the trap.

$@-$;&-!
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>>702311359

No bf no AIDS
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are you fucking kidding me op? at least answer my 2 fucking questions you keep ignoring me ill even pay u
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Tell me my fortune please.
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>>702311542
Yes.
Not soon.
Unclear how far.
In mean time you find comfort in nigger dick.

&-$!:@-&
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>>702311643
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Will your reply to this query be dubs?
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>>702310877
>>702310694
guys I'm being legit he actually replied to that post and my original one
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>>702311269
I love learning about how it relates to the brain. How language is learned, processed, all that shit. I also like to see how languages evolve and connect with each other.
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>>702311705
I see HRT and a feminine penis in your future anon.

Or should I say, femanon.
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>>702311798
have you ever conlang'd?
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>>702311783
No
But my dick to this query
Shall be diamonds

7@-&-$-$-
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Guess I'll never get my answer.
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fuck this op never fucking delivers fuck you guys fuck this website and fuck op. im out
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>>702311878
I've made attempts but never really stuck to it.
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>>702311704
I gaze into the mist
There is a voice
A feminine voice
It calls out to you anon
Is there a woman in your life that cares for you? Give me her name such that I may contact her.

$:)-&-@
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>>702311957
Op is long gone dude
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The person that I'm super into, do they like me back, and will they ever get over their weird trust issues so we can try something out?
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>>702311957
The mists tell me
Anon is a faggot
He likes all the dicks

$-&/);&/
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>>702312045
I need lang nerd friends :(
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>>702312061
not any that i know of that are alive
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>>702312194
I am looking for the answer anon.

Tell me their name so that I may contact their spirit-self

$:)-&-(
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>>702307286
0,-2
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>>702301930
would it be a good idea to do shrooms? a year ago i went on a 2 month long acid binge. i just don't know if I'm ready yet.
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will i mess up my court case or my career or both?
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>>702312232
I'm trying to decipher
The message is faint
She cares dearly for you anon
Even in the afterlife
Her soul yearns for you
I think she has a message for you anon
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>>702312210
If you switch majors you'll probably meet a lot in your classes.
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>>702312322
The mists tell me
This anon is wise
He seeks truth and overwhelming wisdom
The mushrooms will expedite his journey

$:)-&-
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>>702312420
The mists are clear on this one
The message is not faint
This anon is intelligent
The world his oyster
Riches and wenches await him in the afterlife
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>>702312522
what could it be
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>>702312306
Ethan
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>>702301930
Will I finally fucking die soon and will my PS4 overheat too much?
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>>702312522
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will i find the one, soon?
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>>702312616
I appreciate your advice
I appreciate you as a person - a decent person
People like you are hard to find and I wish for you a night that goes positively
peace mang
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Will I ever be successful in my love life and my regular life?
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will i get the girl of my dreams what's her name ?(i know her)
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>>702312650
Then it is done. The time is soon. But please tell me. What do your symbols mean?
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>>702301930
Is OP still here? I think this chick in my building has been flirting with me, but I'm not sure because of mixed signals. Is she and/or should I try to fuck her?
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>>702312791
>>702312791
oh wow ok thx
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Whens the next time i will have sex?
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no 404
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>>702312949
Thanks, and same to you man.
Good luck with whatever you decide to do.
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op will i get the girl of my dreams? will i be wealthy
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Will i ever go out with the girl i like
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dont 404
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>>702301930
How is my road trip going to turn out?

>Bonus points if you know where im going.
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>>702302570
Saint senna
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Am I ever going to not be a drunk?
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how many fingers am i holding up
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>>702301930
will i soon die?
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>>702301930
Will jasper be redeemed ?
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>>702312951
I am afraid not
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Hows my life gonna go
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702312939
Come on op
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>>702301930
Will I ever do anything worth living for?
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Pretty sure op abandoned us.
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does she still love me?
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Here's a fun one for you Oh great cold reader.

Is the 18yo girl I'm talking to interested in me or just annoyingly friendly?
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>>702315404
I am running a new thread
>>702315276
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>>702301930
what age do i die?
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