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Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
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Joseph
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Hey there!

~MikanBox
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>>702300225
Oh, good. I was starting to think no one got the notification.
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so close to pents

>>702300345
>Joseph has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Black", "81".
not good or bad
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>>702300345
>Joseph has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Black", "81".
Apparently you have decent luck! Wear something black like, panties, I dunno.
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>>702300582
That's lewd.
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Aliens, man.
Some of 'em are weird.
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>>702299996
Reimu, make my sickness disappear.
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>>702301016
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Rhiannon
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>>702301016
Will you take responsability for >>702301277 ?
>>702301313
>Rhiannon ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "68".
Sorry anon, bad luck will infest your soul this year :^(
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>>702301252
Hey Hikari!
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Hello thread

How is everyone tonight?

-Sweet Roll
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>>702301252
Shrine maiden snuggles have healing properties. Are you sure?

>>702300839
A little, I guess.
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>>702301566
I'll just post pic related.
May I please have a cookie?
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sage goes in options field
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Brendan
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>>702299996
Have you been hiding? I was told every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday but I come here religious for 2-3 hours each Monday, Wednesday, and Friday and see nothing of you
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>>702301861
do you understand what sage does?
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>>702301710
Hiya.

>>702301793
Waaaaait, but wouldn't snuggles give you sickness too? Then you would need another Shrine Maiden to snuggle with you. It'd be an endless cycle.
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>>702301928
The last few weeks have been troublesome. I lost my computer for a while. Sorry about that, Anonymous!
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>>702301809
Here
>Man of the hattan ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Money", "16".
Ha, that's what you get..... jew.
>>702301884
>Diagnostic Result
Brendan has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "22".
Good grades and such for you, I guess, eat a book or something just in case.
>>702302012
Apparently not since he posted with an image.
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>>702301861
Parroting terms like 'sage' and 'cancer' doesn't make you an authenticated oldfag.
Especially since authenticated oldfags aren't a thing; I don't know how you could authenticate how long you've been a faggot on the internet for.
Congratulations on learning your first few savory, creamy, memey buzzwords, though.
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>>702301861
More original and OC then porn, ylyl and loli threads.
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>>702302150
i guess
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>>702302059
I think it was designed that way on purpose....
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>>702302150
Does my mother being a Jew make me one?
Since I know who God is, (it's not YHWH, Jehovah, Allah, or any of those cocks) can I really be called a Jew?
Thanks for the cookie.
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>>702302096
No worries. I was a bit curt there, I apologize. You had a good excuse, I'm just not very good at being patient with people.

What happened to your computer? I suffered a hard drive failure about a week ago. Well, the first stages of one -- I caught it early and managed to back my shit up. Hard drive was reading at 700 kbit/s so I turned it off, stuck it in the freezer, and ran to Best Buy to pick up an SSD. Plugged them both in, ghosted my drive (took all night), and I've been running ever since. Wasn't prepared to spend that $400, but it was necessary
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>>702302376
Tea, that's what happened.
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>>702301566
Was for a friend
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I'm back hello everyone !
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>>702302253
Then I wouldn't want to start a cycle, now. No snuggling necessary~

>>702302560
Reisen!
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>>702302376

Tea.

She spilled tea on it.

-Sweet Roll
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>>702299996
Asian people really do have the best hair.
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>>702302560
Hey Reisen.

and

>>702302594
Hello Renko.

I hope you are both doing well
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>>702302560

Hello lunar rabbit, how are you?

-Sweet Roll
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>>702302514
Spilled, I assume? Laptop?

>>702302719
Laptop? Or desktop? If desktop it's actually highly recoverable. If laptop, you can rip the hard drive (not very susceptible to water damage) but just about everything else is lost.
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>>702302560
Hello
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>>702299996
Hello not pents!
Brian
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Ah, I just want to say thanks for these threads it's really a bright spot on an otherwise generic /b/
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>>702302560
Hello, Reisen.
How have you been, and, assuming you're on Earth, how high can you jump?
>>702302594
Greetings.
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>>702302914
>Brian has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Career", "21".
nothing remarkable about your luck this year
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>>702302560
>>702302594
Alloha.
>>702300372
Hola!
>>702301252
Konichiwa
>>702302902
Hi!
>>702302762
Did you know marriage is a common way to say hi in some cultures? It actually is kissing but who cares, right? ;^)
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>>702302560
Hey there bunny!

>>702302594
Welcome back!

>>702302665
Aww. Oh well. Maybe Reisen has some medicine on her!

>>702302762
Hehe~

>>702302899
Yeah, spilled. And it was a laptop. The hard drive contents would be nice to have, but they're not the important part really. Fortunately I had a friend who was willing to give me her spare.

>>702302914
It is pents, the last 9 just came out upside down.

>>702303048
Thank you, Anonymous! That's always wonderful to hear.
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>>702303233
Aw shucks, my luck always fluctuates.
I hope you have bright evening Mrs shrine maiden senpai.
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>>702302762
And blue people have the best lack of hair.
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>>702302665
YUKI! <3
>>702302867
Hai~
>>702302902
Hi, candle
>>702303083
I've been alright, I suppose. Life is never easy. I can jump... Uh.. 20-30 feet?
>>702303280
I would respond with a similar foreign greeting but being from the moon, I don't know any!
>>702303463
Hello~ How are you, hun?
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>>702303543
Your right... look at the smurfs. Most dont have hair. And the blue man group
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>>702303607
Pretty good! Guess what? Hakurei Shrine is now invading Tamriel!
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>>702303541
don't know when i became a Mrs again but same to you, have a nice night
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>>702303607
Should it be the other way around? Considering that the gravity on earth is major, you would be weaker on our atmosphere.
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>>702302867
Hey box how's your trip ?
>>702303280
Oh hello Neptune it's been a while how are you ?
>>702303083
Greetings also mr.manhattan
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>>702303463
Afraid that's the end of my conversational ability. I'm going to have to ask you to carry it for me. I need to talk to you, but lack the skill.
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>>702303821

Tamriel, you say?

It's been ages since I've been there

Where exactly are you invading?

-Sweet Roll
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>>702303956
I'm fine I guess, yee.
>>702304065
Ask her about her feet. Or try talking to anyone here.
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>>702303280
wait you want to kiss me?
>>702303463
dont laugh at my racist comment
>>702303543
i wish i didn't have hair...
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>>702299996
Joe Francis
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>>702303821
Where did I hear that name before and how are you going to invade it and what are your plans?

>>702303956
hello
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>>702303607
Reimu said you have medicine to make me feel better..!

>>702303854
You not only switched genders, you got married. Who'd you marry?! I'll hunt them down, Chief.

>>702303280
I see that game is paying off.
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*I'm super late as always, hello everyone!*
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>>702303956
It was....okay when I wasn't working.

>>702303821
Tamriel! You're branching out quite far. Are you going to Skyrim?

>>702303607
How are ya Reisen?

>>702304260
Hello there.
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>>702304065

Me too, Anon

Think of something, anything

-Sweet Roll
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>>702303607
I think another foreign greeting is 'Plee Zlick My Eerz.'
It's uh, Croation.
Just trust me, it isn't a prank.
>>702303803
Exactly.
>>702303956
That's Dr. Manhattan to you.
Actually, you do have the right to call me whatever. You could call me 'Strange Little Pineapple-licking Loser' if you wanted, although it might make me cry, and people might think you're a bully.
>>702304257
Yes, take her advice.
Ask me about my, um, I mean, ask Reimu about her feet.
>>702304260
>i wish i didn't have hair
That's not a wish that a little cancer wouldn't be able to grant. Of course, I don't actually give people cancer, that was a rumor.
>>702304399
Hi.
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>>702304065
Hrm... do you have any hobbies?

>>702304180
So far it looks like High Rock is the first target. I allied with the Dunmer and they wanted to invade, so here we go!
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>>702304268
>Joe Francis has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "47".
>Power
Someone will proably hook you up with the chaos emeralds or something.
>>702304260
~Chuu
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>>702304268
>Joe Francis has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "47".
seems you might increase your power this year

>>702304309
i dont know, bunch of people forced me to get married years ago but neither of us agreed to it

>>702304399
well you're not too late, thread isnt even half over
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>>702304399
hello, hello
>>702304410
hai, hai!
>>702304469
>>702304469
how do i get cancer?
>>702304578
ahhh @_@
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>>702304257
I can't readily explain how my calculations work. I don't think in words. Lines and shapes appear in my mind and I simply... understand their meaning.

There are two people here who could help me. One is Reimu, the other I don't know the identity of. Under those circumstances, I'm better off with the one I can name. Although I'm open to responding to anyone.

>>702304445
I'm afraid that doesn't work for me. See above ^. My thoughts aren't words, so a massive effort is required to translate them in order to converse, and sometimes I translate incorrectly. I struggle for minutes at a time to think of the English words for what I'm thinking and ultimately settle on something that gets misinterpreted.

>>702304493
I honestly don't know, to be quite frank. I used to have several. I did martial arts, soccer, programming, video gaming, composed and performed music (piano and violin),... in recent years I've replaced pursuing interests with filling time. I'm now at a point that when I'm not working it's because I'm putting off work. I don't enjoy much now.
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>>702304702
How are ya?
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>>702304260
Why not? It's easier to leave getting offended to the white people. They'll defend me for sure!

>>702304305
Oh, I dunno where you might have heard it before... as for how to invade it, I'll just use my natural charm and abilities!

>>702304410
Maybe. Their king was kind of rude to me when I first met him, so he might be next if he doesn't play his cards right.
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>>702304811
I like the sound of violins, even though they sound sad sometimes, that's how I like them to sound.
Also, not english speaker?
>>702304702
Why won't you love me back? ;n;
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>>702304655
*You're right Chief, just said that because i'm having some connection issues with Steam so i didn't get the notification, luckily enough i checked here if there was a thread, how are you?*

>>702304469
*What do you give to people then?*

>>702304702
*Hi there! Can you tell me your name? I think this is the first time i see you around.*
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>>702305038
The High King was rude to you? That must have been a misunderstanding. He is quite blunt with his speech. I'm sure he meant no disrespect.
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>>702305306
Native English. I just spent more time in my youth doing math and puzzles than speaking to other humans. I have very little experience in social situations.

As far as violins, they naturally appeal to humans. Their timbre more closely matches the human voice than any other instrument. Personally I prefer the piano. Its tones are more pure.
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>>702304493

Well, when you make it to Skyrim, don't touch my stuff. If you happen to find my ultra secret sweet roll and gold vault, don't take anything, it took me a long time to build up such a collection

-Sweet Roll
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>>702303821
W-what!?
>>702303897
Ah? You underestimate me! Wahaha~ My legs are great and powerful just like the rest of me!
>>702304309
Ah? She did? I wonder what medicine that is, ahaha...
>>702304410
I'm alright! Troubled now that a relative of mine is naked, severely drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. *Again* but hey. You get used to such insanity.
>>702304469
o//o!
>///>
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>>702305338
pretty good, bit tired. how're you?
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>>702305019
very tired. uuuu! what about you?
>>702305038
im sorry i hope i didnt offend you
>>702305306
i dont know how to love online!
>>702305325
...what is that?
>>702305338
im BRS who u?
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>>702305710
Jeez...

>>702305038
Oh yeah also, please do not look for my daedric armor. It took me a while to get that.

>>702305740
Too awake for my own good. But okay none the less.
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>>702305539
Do you like sad violins?
>>702305397
>>702305576
Leave no survivors behind.
>>702305740
Just love me the way you would love a waifu.
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>>702305740
Looks like a boob inside of an orange. They tend to appear when the blue man is around
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>>702306001
That depends on your interpretation of sad. I'm not a fan of the whining sound many people are prone to create with violins. I prefer the fuller tone. Often associated with their "eerie" sound.
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>>702304469
Alright Strange Little Pineapple-licking Loser


>>702304399
Hey there Asty.

>>702304305
Hello nice to meet you anon I'm Renko.
>>702304702
Hello there are you new here ?
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>>702304655
you've been married years and never told me? that makes it harder to play your twin!

>>702305710
I wonder that myself..you know, I think I'll be fine on my own! >//>
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>>702305727
*I'm a bit confused, i came here because i need someone very skilled with love stuff since i'm not exactly good at that, do you know someone with some experience regardind this field?*

>>702305710
*Hi Reisen! You had a party at your house and now you need to take care of the drunk ones?*

>>702305740
*My name is Asterisk, pleased to meet you, is this the first time you come to this thread?*
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>>702306310
Some people call me Sunpeak, others call me Blue Candle. If I have to sign off or give a name I would use Sunpeak.
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>>702305976
Yep. I need two hands to count how many times this has happened. But at least her life isn't in danger this time, I guess.
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>>702306534
State your problem. Most people won't see it since they're engrossed in their own conversations, but the few who do may be able to provide help. There's also opportunities for supernatural assistance (tarot / fortunes) if you're willing to give credence to those.
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>>702305976
im actually heading to beddy bye now, bye-bye!
>>702306001
thats a very deep seeded love that could take a while
>>702306157
that has to be the weirdest picture ive ever seen
>>702306310
yup new but these threads are always past my bedtime, ah goodnight
>>702306534
ive been here before but i cant remember when, anyway nini
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>>702299996
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>>702306523
Ah well I meant.. that I don't have any such medicine. What do you mean you'll be fine?
>>702306534
Nope. They were reckless in their night on the town and came home too plastered to stand. Showed up at my door wearing nothing but panties, ahahaha....
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>>702306951
h-hoooooot
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>>702306951
Translation:
>"Ok, ok"
>"We did our best today, too"
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>>702306570
Thats good right?

>>702306888
Night!
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>>702306523
again neither participants agreed and i still have my doubts about the minister's license. plus me and the other person dont exactly talk anymore so yeah no need to worry about that

>>702306534
uhh...nope dont know anyone skilled in that field
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>>702307361
Okay, good.
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>>702304811
I see... it sounds a bit like depression, losing interest in things you used to find enjoyable. Have you ever been to therapy of any kind?

>>702305397
I can understand a blunt person, that's why I didn't overreact from the start.

>>702305576
I can't make any promises if there are gold and sweets involved. What town was it in again?

>>702305710
Take a look~

>>702305740
Not at all!

>>702305976
Hmmm...
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>>702307037
I mean, eventually I'll get un-sick. I just need to sleep a lot. I'll be fiiiine.

>>702307207
Hm..okay. You don't talk to your wife? That sounds really sad.
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>>702306951
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Hon hon hon
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>>702307709
we never got married, bullshit back when msn messenger was still a thing doesnt count
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>>702307703
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Oh so these threads are still around? I thought Raymoo disappeared
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>>702307703
Once, a long time ago. My problems are a bit more deeply seated than therapy can cure. At eight I managed to convince a professional psychiatrist that there was nothing wrong with me a day after I was contemplating suicide.

I've reviewed the evidence time and again. For a long time I assumed I had norepinephrine reuptake, however statistically it's unlikely at this point.
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>>702308198
See here >>702302096
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>>702306888
*Oh i see! Yep, i just remembered who are you now, may you have a lovely sleep!*

>>702307207
>>702306843
*It's not needed anymore, my guardian angel that i need to help more often just came to help!*

>>702307037
*Oh...well, at least they had fun, i hope, but now they need to be taken care of so by doing that this person prevented you from enjoying your day.*

>>702306310
*Hi Renko, sorry if i didn't thank you early for the comment under my profile but i didn't see it since i never check that page.*
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>>702307703
>>702308074
It's sad I dont have Civ V. But otherwise, I hope you do well on your conquest!
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I should sleep, but for some reason I'm not.
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>>702307986
I don't know, msn messenger marriages are pretty serious, Chief!

>>702308198
SONYA!
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>>702308270
Egypt best Civ

>>702308285
Hey there Nepnep

>>702308519
Sleep is overrated

>>702308601
Hikari!
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>>702308519
Because fuck sleep
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>>702308341
Dependence on your guardian angel sounds like a problem in itself. Unfortunately I'm not in a position to try and help others right now. However you should really discuss that with someone.
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Greetings friendliest people in all of 4chan, hope you are well
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>>702308725
I have uni on Monday, I need a decent sleep pattern.

>>702308729
Wow that's actually one I don't have.
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>>702307703

It's super secret for a reason, it will take you a long while to find it

Also stay away from my house, it's easier to find, but I don't want you touching all the stuff I earned throughout my journey in skyrim. I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU TOUCH MY GARDEN AND MY ALCHEMY TABLE...

Does anyone else keep little mementos of stuff they did for games like this?

-Sweet Roll
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>>702308519
You're going to jail for this.
>>702308803
Everyday is a good day to die!
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Who here likes dont hug me I'm scared or a youtuber named nightmind? He's going a doing analysis of the series. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At6aUZGWZXg

>>702308725
I dont think we met before.

>>702308803
hello
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>>702309006
I am?
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>>702308803
Hi there! Same to you, Anonymous!

>>702308725
Oh, is that so? I've only played a few different ones so far so I don't know which one I like best. Besides Hakurei, of course.

>>702308434
Thanks!
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>>702308601
no no no i will continue to deny this, it was not legit

>>702308824
well there ya go lack of sleep gets ya a pic you dont have

>>702308803
hi anon
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>>702309098
Yes, I already called the weed on you. Have fun in the poky.
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>>702309211
Honestly my collection of them hasn't been updated in a while.
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>>702309036
IT FINALLY CAME OUT? Thanks for reminding me!

>>702309006
[let's get crackin intensifies]
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>>702309315
well you should probably update it then
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>>702308725
Sonya, I've been waiting to golf with you.. but then I went and got kinda sick ;~;

When I get unsick, wanna play some golf? Kotori wanted to join in too!

>>702309209
>suika with suika

>>702309211
Hm..did you get an msn divorce, too? :O
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>>702309209
It's the best for wonder whoring at least. I've modded my game to oblivion at this point though. There are some awesome Fate/Stay Night mods if you're into that sort of thing

>>702309036
We probably haven't. Hi

>>702309675
Sleeping is less effort. Go do that
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>>702299996
Hello Reimu-chan! Nice boots! ^,^

>I defecate majestically in greeting
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>>702309036
Whoa, thanks! I was expecting this, I just didn't remember I was.
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>>702309675
yes but you're up when you should be sleeping so why not do it now

>>702309891
didnt need a divorce because the entire thing wasnt legit in the first place
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>>702310161
Because I'm tired as hell, I just ended up coming here instead of sleeping and now I'm committed.
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>>702307703
Ah, wow! How amazing! Celebrations!
>>702307709
I'm glad to hear that but... Are you sure it's the case? Will you really be okay?
>>702308341
My concern is for her health, not her inhibiting of my enjoyment.
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>>702310318
well i cant argue with that
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>>702309891
You got sick?! Why was I not aware of this? Yes, we will play golf when you get unsick. Until then you need to go to bed

>>702310098
Touche... But regardless, bed
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Against my better judgment and will I'm going to make one more post here. The second person who was communicating with me is unfortunately not the person here who can help - it became clear to me two posts in, but I felt no reason to end a conversation early. Both they and Reimu seem to have lost track of me in their conversation threads.

As for asterick, you have some issues you need to work out. You shouldn't depend on an angel. You need to work on stabilizing yourself.

Feel free to ignore the picture. It's neither an identity nor emotionally related. I merely realized it would behoove me to post a picture.
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I'll be back. I need to take a shower.

~MikanBox
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>>702309891
The best way to have it!

>>702309904
I've only just started branching out into mods, but given my track record with most games that have mods, I'll probably get there eventually.

>>702310051
Gross. I took them off just because of you.

>>702310470
It's shaping up to be a fun invasion~

I've got Sweden (because I always put Sweden in my games) and Japan invading this world with me. Rome is here too, because I thought it would be funny to see Rome and the Empire interacting.
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>>702310911
I wasn't really paying attention but I decided to read this post.

Somebody is relying on a Guardian angel? Think about it this way then. They could help you but only if you help yourself. Much like gloves. They can help you lift but they wont lift for you.
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>>702310911
To be honest, I'm not so sure I can help you either. Who's the other person you had in mind?
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>>702311169
If you're asking WHAT I am, I'm merely a very disturbed human.

If you're asking WHO I am in an odd way, I'll just say no one important. I'm willing to share details of my past but don't feel like establishing a name.
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>>702311214
Reimu-chan is undressing because of me~!
>fapfapfapfapfap
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>>702310161
If you say so, Mrs. Chief! Hehe.

>>702310470
I think soooo. It's just a bad cold. Just to be sure, I might need a hug~ I bet it'd make me feel a little better ^^

>>702310674
Sonya has been missing, that's why~ I've slept tons already though. I just wanna stay up a bit longer!
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>>702299996

I have two paths before me - one mundane and another unorthodox. Which do either portend?
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>>702311214
Silly~ And of course you have sweden in your games, they're the best.
>>702311529
*squeezes you all tight*
Poor thing.. Have you been drinking water consistently throughout the day?
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>>702311334
I believe asterick left, but if he's here you should speak to him.

>>702311376
I'm afraid I don't know. A shitty memory means difficulty recognizing people or carrying one conversations beyond a single day. My brain calculates multiple outcomes for events and I determine the optimal path to take based on the information it provides me. I knew there was one other person here who could help, but I don't know who they are.

>>702311657
Multiple people here may know them. They aren't a super active poster in the threads but they should be mostly lurking. I wish I could explain how I know them or know this much about them, but the details that led to the realization were just points on a graph prior to the conclusion.
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>>702311830
UNORTHODOX IS ALWAYS FUN! HERE WE GO!
GOOD TO GO!
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>>702311169
Alright. Not cuz I care or anything

>>702311214
You won't be disappointed. That rabbit hole extends very far

>>702311529
I...might have been missing a bit. I lose track of time easily
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>>702311968
You know, it's probably easier to just say things plainly rather than dancing around them like this.
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>>702311968
I will if I see him.

>>702311830
I can get you a tarot reading if reimu dosnt want to pick up on this one.
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>>702311830
The path taken less
Open your horizons and take unorthodox
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>>702311830
Since nobody's requesting these, not that I'm complaining! I'll give you this one for free.

With the mundane one, you get
>The Fool
The fool isn't stupid. He's someone who hasn't gained the knowledge he needs yet. He's the guy at the beginning of his journey, with much to learn and great potential. The adventure of life is ahead of him!

For the other one, you get...

>Three of Cups
A fortunate end to a valued project or venture. It seems like this path will end in celebration, as something conceived out of love will come to fruition.

All said, it sounds like either path will be good in its own way.
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>>702311529
well guess i should add this to the list of nicknames i have
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>>702312192
I try to, but I don't have all of the details. Let me know what you're like more information on and I'll tell you anything I can.

I don't think in words like normal people do. I see shapes, graphs, and lines in my head. Somehow I instantly know what they mean without having to say anything or draw any pictures, and so I manipulate these graphs and shapes to predict the outcome of events. It's kind of like using an abacus to multiply. You can calculate the answer much faster by performing a set of well-defined mutations on a graphical representation of the numbers.

Only everything is an abacus to me. If you ask me what numbers I multiplied I couldn't really tell you - it was just a bunch of beads shifting around.

As such I'm forced into a few options:

>Say what I know and no more (there are two people in this thread who I would benefit from talking to: Reimu and an unknown entity who doesn't talk much)
>Give shitty and vague descriptions of things
>Don't talk at all

I usually take option 3, but I'm trying options 1 and 2 tonight

>>702312301
Do you post here often?
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>>702312712
That sounds just like knowing how to read people, you know?
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>>702312712
It wouldn't happen to be >>702312920 her, would it?
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>>702312336
Someone has to. Hopefully I'll make you proud

>>702312698
Who did you get married to again? I remember there were so many dumb msn weddings back in the day
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I'm back. What did i miss?

~MikanBox
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>>702313341
Did you know the stars, they're all dead?
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>>702312712
Whenever possible. Even if it's just to try and say hi.

Also I sorta know what you mean with you seeing and planning things out.
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>>702313044
it should be really easy to guess who
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>>702313016
I'm pretty bad at reading people, actually. There are too many variables I'm not aware of. I'm good at predicting the future only when others aren't involved.

>>702313038
It would not be her

>>702313451
You're in the threads often, but do you actually post? Or do you tend to just wait around and read?
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>>702313461
Yeah, that's what I thought just wanted to make sure.

>>702313173
I'm not sure how to deal with this
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>>702313825
The only tsun response ends up making you sound tsun for the idea of being tsundere. Which is some kind of awkward loop.
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>>702312924

Hello Marisa, how are you?

-Sweet Roll
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>>702311941
Dawww thanks. I *should* drink more water. Whoops~

>>702312132
You do! I'm going to have to bug you more frequently now.

>>702313461
>>702313825
Now I'm curious.
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>>702313825
yeah that pic sums it up quite nicely
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>>702313447
Yepu.
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>>702313989
At least the situation as a whole gave some kind of laughs?
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>>702313989
Best be sharing that popcorn.
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>>702313728
I wait around sometimes but if I don't get an opening to pop in within 8 minutes of getting here I would just say hello.

Likewise I often say when I'm about to get off. Sometimes I reply and help others if I got a clear enough mind.
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>>702313728
Basically... you're a nerd, or you're very deep into future prediction delusions, maybe even a chuuni?
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>gets out of /bin/
interwebs is being a piece of shit

-meowbot
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>>702314119
I'd have thought you'd have started to keep a stock after that one time...
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>>702314239
Forgot my pic, but it was Neptune.
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>>702314239
I was guessing something close to the latter.
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gib bread

-meowbot
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>>702313937
Aye. The viscous cycle of tsun

>>702313989
Could be worse

>>702314119
Well look who it is. Nice timing

>>702313963
Not if I bug you first
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>>702313963
ehh...i've tried to keep those memories repressed but i can give ya a tl;dr on steam

>>702314109
oh yes im getting nothing but laughs now

>>702314119
you know where i keep it
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>>702314739
Any new developments for me to laugh about?
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Uh oh, it appears I'm late as usual

-Kirito
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>>702314678
>>702314678
>>702314678
~Reimu
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