Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
Oh, good. I was starting to think no one got the notification.
so close to pents
>Joseph has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Black", "81".
not good or bad
>Joseph has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Black", "81".
Apparently you have decent luck! Wear something black like, panties, I dunno.
Will you take responsability for >>702301277 ?
>Rhiannon ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "68".
Sorry anon, bad luck will infest your soul this year :^(
Shrine maiden snuggles have healing properties. Are you sure?
A little, I guess.
I'll just post pic related.
May I please have a cookie?
Waaaaait, but wouldn't snuggles give you sickness too? Then you would need another Shrine Maiden to snuggle with you. It'd be an endless cycle.
The last few weeks have been troublesome. I lost my computer for a while. Sorry about that, Anonymous!
>Man of the hattan ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Money", "16".
Ha, that's what you get..... jew.
Brendan has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "22".
Good grades and such for you, I guess, eat a book or something just in case.
Apparently not since he posted with an image.
Parroting terms like 'sage' and 'cancer' doesn't make you an authenticated oldfag.
Especially since authenticated oldfags aren't a thing; I don't know how you could authenticate how long you've been a faggot on the internet for.
Congratulations on learning your first few savory, creamy, memey buzzwords, though.
More original and OC then porn, ylyl and loli threads.
I think it was designed that way on purpose....
Does my mother being a Jew make me one?
Since I know who God is, (it's not YHWH, Jehovah, Allah, or any of those cocks) can I really be called a Jew?
Thanks for the cookie.
No worries. I was a bit curt there, I apologize. You had a good excuse, I'm just not very good at being patient with people.
What happened to your computer? I suffered a hard drive failure about a week ago. Well, the first stages of one -- I caught it early and managed to back my shit up. Hard drive was reading at 700 kbit/s so I turned it off, stuck it in the freezer, and ran to Best Buy to pick up an SSD. Plugged them both in, ghosted my drive (took all night), and I've been running ever since. Wasn't prepared to spend that $400, but it was necessary
I'm back hello everyone !
Then I wouldn't want to start a cycle, now. No snuggling necessary~
Asian people really do have the best hair.
I hope you are both doing well
Spilled, I assume? Laptop?
Laptop? Or desktop? If desktop it's actually highly recoverable. If laptop, you can rip the hard drive (not very susceptible to water damage) but just about everything else is lost.
How have you been, and, assuming you're on Earth, how high can you jump?
>Brian has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Career", "21".
nothing remarkable about your luck this year
Did you know marriage is a common way to say hi in some cultures? It actually is kissing but who cares, right? ;^)
Hey there bunny!
Aww. Oh well. Maybe Reisen has some medicine on her!
Yeah, spilled. And it was a laptop. The hard drive contents would be nice to have, but they're not the important part really. Fortunately I had a friend who was willing to give me her spare.
It is pents, the last 9 just came out upside down.
Thank you, Anonymous! That's always wonderful to hear.
Aw shucks, my luck always fluctuates.
I hope you have bright evening Mrs shrine maiden senpai.
And blue people have the best lack of hair.
I've been alright, I suppose. Life is never easy. I can jump... Uh.. 20-30 feet?
I would respond with a similar foreign greeting but being from the moon, I don't know any!
Hello~ How are you, hun?
Your right... look at the smurfs. Most dont have hair. And the blue man group
Pretty good! Guess what? Hakurei Shrine is now invading Tamriel!
don't know when i became a Mrs again but same to you, have a nice night
Hey box how's your trip ?
Oh hello Neptune it's been a while how are you ?
Greetings also mr.manhattan
I'm fine I guess, yee.
Ask her about her feet. Or try talking to anyone here.
wait you want to kiss me?
dont laugh at my racist comment
i wish i didn't have hair...
Where did I hear that name before and how are you going to invade it and what are your plans?
Reimu said you have medicine to make me feel better..!
You not only switched genders, you got married. Who'd you marry?! I'll hunt them down, Chief.
I see that game is paying off.
It was....okay when I wasn't working.
Tamriel! You're branching out quite far. Are you going to Skyrim?
How are ya Reisen?
I think another foreign greeting is 'Plee Zlick My Eerz.'
It's uh, Croation.
Just trust me, it isn't a prank.
That's Dr. Manhattan to you.
Actually, you do have the right to call me whatever. You could call me 'Strange Little Pineapple-licking Loser' if you wanted, although it might make me cry, and people might think you're a bully.
Yes, take her advice.
Ask me about my, um, I mean, ask Reimu about her feet.
>i wish i didn't have hair
That's not a wish that a little cancer wouldn't be able to grant. Of course, I don't actually give people cancer, that was a rumor.
Hrm... do you have any hobbies?
So far it looks like High Rock is the first target. I allied with the Dunmer and they wanted to invade, so here we go!
>Joe Francis has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "47".
Someone will proably hook you up with the chaos emeralds or something.
>Joe Francis has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "47".
seems you might increase your power this year
i dont know, bunch of people forced me to get married years ago but neither of us agreed to it
well you're not too late, thread isnt even half over
how do i get cancer?
I can't readily explain how my calculations work. I don't think in words. Lines and shapes appear in my mind and I simply... understand their meaning.
There are two people here who could help me. One is Reimu, the other I don't know the identity of. Under those circumstances, I'm better off with the one I can name. Although I'm open to responding to anyone.
I'm afraid that doesn't work for me. See above ^. My thoughts aren't words, so a massive effort is required to translate them in order to converse, and sometimes I translate incorrectly. I struggle for minutes at a time to think of the English words for what I'm thinking and ultimately settle on something that gets misinterpreted.
I honestly don't know, to be quite frank. I used to have several. I did martial arts, soccer, programming, video gaming, composed and performed music (piano and violin),... in recent years I've replaced pursuing interests with filling time. I'm now at a point that when I'm not working it's because I'm putting off work. I don't enjoy much now.
Why not? It's easier to leave getting offended to the white people. They'll defend me for sure!
Oh, I dunno where you might have heard it before... as for how to invade it, I'll just use my natural charm and abilities!
Maybe. Their king was kind of rude to me when I first met him, so he might be next if he doesn't play his cards right.
I like the sound of violins, even though they sound sad sometimes, that's how I like them to sound.
Also, not english speaker?
Why won't you love me back? ;n;
*You're right Chief, just said that because i'm having some connection issues with Steam so i didn't get the notification, luckily enough i checked here if there was a thread, how are you?*
*What do you give to people then?*
*Hi there! Can you tell me your name? I think this is the first time i see you around.*
The High King was rude to you? That must have been a misunderstanding. He is quite blunt with his speech. I'm sure he meant no disrespect.
Native English. I just spent more time in my youth doing math and puzzles than speaking to other humans. I have very little experience in social situations.
As far as violins, they naturally appeal to humans. Their timbre more closely matches the human voice than any other instrument. Personally I prefer the piano. Its tones are more pure.
Well, when you make it to Skyrim, don't touch my stuff. If you happen to find my ultra secret sweet roll and gold vault, don't take anything, it took me a long time to build up such a collection
Ah? You underestimate me! Wahaha~ My legs are great and powerful just like the rest of me!
Ah? She did? I wonder what medicine that is, ahaha...
I'm alright! Troubled now that a relative of mine is naked, severely drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. *Again* but hey. You get used to such insanity.
very tired. uuuu! what about you?
im sorry i hope i didnt offend you
i dont know how to love online!
...what is that?
im BRS who u?
Oh yeah also, please do not look for my daedric armor. It took me a while to get that.
Too awake for my own good. But okay none the less.
Do you like sad violins?
Leave no survivors behind.
Just love me the way you would love a waifu.
That depends on your interpretation of sad. I'm not a fan of the whining sound many people are prone to create with violins. I prefer the fuller tone. Often associated with their "eerie" sound.
Alright Strange Little Pineapple-licking Loser
Hey there Asty.
Hello nice to meet you anon I'm Renko.
Hello there are you new here ?
you've been married years and never told me? that makes it harder to play your twin!
I wonder that myself..you know, I think I'll be fine on my own! >//>
*I'm a bit confused, i came here because i need someone very skilled with love stuff since i'm not exactly good at that, do you know someone with some experience regardind this field?*
*Hi Reisen! You had a party at your house and now you need to take care of the drunk ones?*
*My name is Asterisk, pleased to meet you, is this the first time you come to this thread?*
Some people call me Sunpeak, others call me Blue Candle. If I have to sign off or give a name I would use Sunpeak.
Yep. I need two hands to count how many times this has happened. But at least her life isn't in danger this time, I guess.
State your problem. Most people won't see it since they're engrossed in their own conversations, but the few who do may be able to provide help. There's also opportunities for supernatural assistance (tarot / fortunes) if you're willing to give credence to those.
im actually heading to beddy bye now, bye-bye!
thats a very deep seeded love that could take a while
that has to be the weirdest picture ive ever seen
yup new but these threads are always past my bedtime, ah goodnight
ive been here before but i cant remember when, anyway nini
Ah well I meant.. that I don't have any such medicine. What do you mean you'll be fine?
Nope. They were reckless in their night on the town and came home too plastered to stand. Showed up at my door wearing nothing but panties, ahahaha....
again neither participants agreed and i still have my doubts about the minister's license. plus me and the other person dont exactly talk anymore so yeah no need to worry about that
uhh...nope dont know anyone skilled in that field
Well sure it is.
I see... it sounds a bit like depression, losing interest in things you used to find enjoyable. Have you ever been to therapy of any kind?
I can understand a blunt person, that's why I didn't overreact from the start.
I can't make any promises if there are gold and sweets involved. What town was it in again?
Take a look~
Not at all!
I mean, eventually I'll get un-sick. I just need to sleep a lot. I'll be fiiiine.
Hm..okay. You don't talk to your wife? That sounds really sad.
we never got married, bullshit back when msn messenger was still a thing doesnt count
Oh so these threads are still around? I thought Raymoo disappeared
Once, a long time ago. My problems are a bit more deeply seated than therapy can cure. At eight I managed to convince a professional psychiatrist that there was nothing wrong with me a day after I was contemplating suicide.
I've reviewed the evidence time and again. For a long time I assumed I had norepinephrine reuptake, however statistically it's unlikely at this point.
I laughed too much at this.
Hi Sonya-chan, welcome back!
*Oh i see! Yep, i just remembered who are you now, may you have a lovely sleep!*
*It's not needed anymore, my guardian angel that i need to help more often just came to help!*
*Oh...well, at least they had fun, i hope, but now they need to be taken care of so by doing that this person prevented you from enjoying your day.*
*Hi Renko, sorry if i didn't thank you early for the comment under my profile but i didn't see it since i never check that page.*
It's sad I dont have Civ V. But otherwise, I hope you do well on your conquest!
I don't know, msn messenger marriages are pretty serious, Chief!
Egypt best Civ
Hey there Nepnep
Sleep is overrated
Dependence on your guardian angel sounds like a problem in itself. Unfortunately I'm not in a position to try and help others right now. However you should really discuss that with someone.
I have uni on Monday, I need a decent sleep pattern.
Wow that's actually one I don't have.
It's super secret for a reason, it will take you a long while to find it
Also stay away from my house, it's easier to find, but I don't want you touching all the stuff I earned throughout my journey in skyrim. I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU TOUCH MY GARDEN AND MY ALCHEMY TABLE...
Does anyone else keep little mementos of stuff they did for games like this?
You're going to jail for this.
Everyday is a good day to die!
Who here likes dont hug me I'm scared or a youtuber named nightmind? He's going a doing analysis of the series. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At6aUZGWZXg
I dont think we met before.
Hi there! Same to you, Anonymous!
Oh, is that so? I've only played a few different ones so far so I don't know which one I like best. Besides Hakurei, of course.
no no no i will continue to deny this, it was not legit
well there ya go lack of sleep gets ya a pic you dont have
Yes, I already called the weed on you. Have fun in the poky.
Honestly my collection of them hasn't been updated in a while.
IT FINALLY CAME OUT? Thanks for reminding me!
[let's get crackin intensifies]
well you should probably update it then
But that's effort.
Sonya, I've been waiting to golf with you.. but then I went and got kinda sick ;~;
When I get unsick, wanna play some golf? Kotori wanted to join in too!
>suika with suika
Hm..did you get an msn divorce, too? :O
It's the best for wonder whoring at least. I've modded my game to oblivion at this point though. There are some awesome Fate/Stay Night mods if you're into that sort of thing
We probably haven't. Hi
Sleeping is less effort. Go do that
When have you ever known me to sleep?
Whoa, thanks! I was expecting this, I just didn't remember I was.
yes but you're up when you should be sleeping so why not do it now
didnt need a divorce because the entire thing wasnt legit in the first place
Because I'm tired as hell, I just ended up coming here instead of sleeping and now I'm committed.
Ah, wow! How amazing! Celebrations!
I'm glad to hear that but... Are you sure it's the case? Will you really be okay?
My concern is for her health, not her inhibiting of my enjoyment.
You got sick?! Why was I not aware of this? Yes, we will play golf when you get unsick. Until then you need to go to bed
Touche... But regardless, bed
Against my better judgment and will I'm going to make one more post here. The second person who was communicating with me is unfortunately not the person here who can help - it became clear to me two posts in, but I felt no reason to end a conversation early. Both they and Reimu seem to have lost track of me in their conversation threads.
As for asterick, you have some issues you need to work out. You shouldn't depend on an angel. You need to work on stabilizing yourself.
Feel free to ignore the picture. It's neither an identity nor emotionally related. I merely realized it would behoove me to post a picture.
I'll be back. I need to take a shower.
It's difficult to argue.
The fuck are you?
The best way to have it!
I've only just started branching out into mods, but given my track record with most games that have mods, I'll probably get there eventually.
Gross. I took them off just because of you.
It's shaping up to be a fun invasion~
I've got Sweden (because I always put Sweden in my games) and Japan invading this world with me. Rome is here too, because I thought it would be funny to see Rome and the Empire interacting.
I wasn't really paying attention but I decided to read this post.
Somebody is relying on a Guardian angel? Think about it this way then. They could help you but only if you help yourself. Much like gloves. They can help you lift but they wont lift for you.
To be honest, I'm not so sure I can help you either. Who's the other person you had in mind?
If you're asking WHAT I am, I'm merely a very disturbed human.
If you're asking WHO I am in an odd way, I'll just say no one important. I'm willing to share details of my past but don't feel like establishing a name.
If you say so, Mrs. Chief! Hehe.
I think soooo. It's just a bad cold. Just to be sure, I might need a hug~ I bet it'd make me feel a little better ^^
Sonya has been missing, that's why~ I've slept tons already though. I just wanna stay up a bit longer!
Someone that anyone would know?
Silly~ And of course you have sweden in your games, they're the best.
*squeezes you all tight*
Poor thing.. Have you been drinking water consistently throughout the day?
I believe asterick left, but if he's here you should speak to him.
I'm afraid I don't know. A shitty memory means difficulty recognizing people or carrying one conversations beyond a single day. My brain calculates multiple outcomes for events and I determine the optimal path to take based on the information it provides me. I knew there was one other person here who could help, but I don't know who they are.
Multiple people here may know them. They aren't a super active poster in the threads but they should be mostly lurking. I wish I could explain how I know them or know this much about them, but the details that led to the realization were just points on a graph prior to the conclusion.
UNORTHODOX IS ALWAYS FUN! HERE WE GO!
GOOD TO GO!
Alright. Not cuz I care or anything
You won't be disappointed. That rabbit hole extends very far
I...might have been missing a bit. I lose track of time easily
You know, it's probably easier to just say things plainly rather than dancing around them like this.
I will if I see him.
I can get you a tarot reading if reimu dosnt want to pick up on this one.
Still proudly wearing the tsun crown, I see.
The path taken less
Open your horizons and take unorthodox
Since nobody's requesting these, not that I'm complaining! I'll give you this one for free.
With the mundane one, you get
The fool isn't stupid. He's someone who hasn't gained the knowledge he needs yet. He's the guy at the beginning of his journey, with much to learn and great potential. The adventure of life is ahead of him!
For the other one, you get...
>Three of Cups
A fortunate end to a valued project or venture. It seems like this path will end in celebration, as something conceived out of love will come to fruition.
All said, it sounds like either path will be good in its own way.
well guess i should add this to the list of nicknames i have
I try to, but I don't have all of the details. Let me know what you're like more information on and I'll tell you anything I can.
I don't think in words like normal people do. I see shapes, graphs, and lines in my head. Somehow I instantly know what they mean without having to say anything or draw any pictures, and so I manipulate these graphs and shapes to predict the outcome of events. It's kind of like using an abacus to multiply. You can calculate the answer much faster by performing a set of well-defined mutations on a graphical representation of the numbers.
Only everything is an abacus to me. If you ask me what numbers I multiplied I couldn't really tell you - it was just a bunch of beads shifting around.
As such I'm forced into a few options:
>Say what I know and no more (there are two people in this thread who I would benefit from talking to: Reimu and an unknown entity who doesn't talk much)
>Give shitty and vague descriptions of things
>Don't talk at all
I usually take option 3, but I'm trying options 1 and 2 tonight
Do you post here often?
That sounds just like knowing how to read people, you know?
It wouldn't happen to be >>702312920 her, would it?
Someone has to. Hopefully I'll make you proud
Who did you get married to again? I remember there were so many dumb msn weddings back in the day
I don't know of a better tsun to wear it.
Did you know the stars, they're all dead?
Whenever possible. Even if it's just to try and say hi.
Also I sorta know what you mean with you seeing and planning things out.
it should be really easy to guess who
I'm so sorry dude...
I'm pretty bad at reading people, actually. There are too many variables I'm not aware of. I'm good at predicting the future only when others aren't involved.
It would not be her
You're in the threads often, but do you actually post? Or do you tend to just wait around and read?
Yeah, that's what I thought just wanted to make sure.
I'm not sure how to deal with this
The only tsun response ends up making you sound tsun for the idea of being tsundere. Which is some kind of awkward loop.
Dawww thanks. I *should* drink more water. Whoops~
You do! I'm going to have to bug you more frequently now.
Now I'm curious.
yeah that pic sums it up quite nicely
At least the situation as a whole gave some kind of laughs?
Best be sharing that popcorn.
I wait around sometimes but if I don't get an opening to pop in within 8 minutes of getting here I would just say hello.
Likewise I often say when I'm about to get off. Sometimes I reply and help others if I got a clear enough mind.
I'd have thought you'd have started to keep a stock after that one time...