Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | Blowjobs | Archived.Moe | 4Archive.org [Home]
4chan archive logo
This thread
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You are currently reading a thread in /b/ - Random

Thread replies: 238
Thread images: 30
File: 1464465390384.jpg (6 KB, 250x213) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1464465390384.jpg
6 KB, 250x213
This thread
>>
>>702296068
Jen/libby in between girls atm
>>
Kevin
>>
Emilia
>>
>>702296068

Robert Paulson
>>
Maggie.

Asked her out in April, said yes. Shit happened, friends influenced her, now we ended up as friends.

Though I can see a potential path for something
>>
File: image.jpg (56 KB, 361x379) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
56 KB, 361x379
Harambe
>>
Gaby
>>
Ryan
I wish I could get over her.
>>
File: fuck_yeah.gif (485 KB, 240x180) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
fuck_yeah.gif
485 KB, 240x180
>>702296730
>>
Erica
>>
THE QUEEN HILLARY CLINTON 2016!!!
>>
Ivanka Trump
>>
>>702296068
Erin
Aka
eRock
>>
>>702297170
SLUT
>>
Doris Fudgepacker
>>
HILLARY !!!
>>
Deal Me In!
>>
File: image.jpg (55 KB, 700x422) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
55 KB, 700x422
Monica
>>
Emily, Fuck you asshole
>>
Mistress Eclipse
>>
Josi
>>
>>702296068
Elena. Actually had a relationship for a brief while. But ultimately I was more into her than she was into me. :(
>>
>>702297595
Yup the only president to ever get head in the white house . If you live in a trailer and married your sister you belive that
>>
Lícia/Rafaela
God damn I'm a fucking failure
>>
Francheska

The tides define her nature
She is my passion
I am her pleasure
Push and pull

I am her rock
Stationed upon the shore
Her emotion washes over me
Push and pull

My foundation of sand
Swept away bit by bit
Yet I cling to my post
Push and pull

Drawn into the water
Forced upon the beach
I slowly erode
Push and pull

I am her rock
Why can’t she see me?
I sink into the sand
Push and pull

I become smooth
My shell is cold
A dull stone
Push and pull

Battered without regard
I crumble and fade
Becoming one with the beach
Like so many others
>>
>>702297799
>>702297800
Nice
>>
>>702296068
Dubs
>>
>>702296068

Bellatrix Lestrange
>>
>>702298062
As you can see they haven't been around...
>>
>>702296068

O.P. Faget
>>
File: 1349101090800.gif (448 KB, 500x275) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1349101090800.gif
448 KB, 500x275
>>702296068
i haven't had a "her" for over 10 years... a gf yes, but no real love
mfw
>>
Grace
>>
TRUMPS A QUACK! 2016
>>
>>702296730
I feel like I unintentionally derailed this thread with this post...
#noragrets
>>
>>702297718
Fucking gross
>>
File: 1453437281822s.jpg (2 KB, 124x106) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1453437281822s.jpg
2 KB, 124x106
Nicolette
>>
>>702296068

Gayboi Buttfuck
>>
>tfw no her to think about
I don't even know how to feel about that.

I just don't feel anything anymore.

I don't even feel about not feeling anything anymore.

I think that's good. But maybe I'm not even in the position to judge this.
>>
David Davidson
>>
pussy holes
>>
Ariel.

But unlike you guys she's been my girlfriend for years and she has a big booty I get to fuck so ya. :3
>>
>>702299053

Disney Princesses do not count

She has a fish's ass anyway
>>
>>702296068
Adiya
>>
minh
>>
Hughmungus
>>
>>702299222
Check't
>>
File: 1451897648473.jpg (43 KB, 500x500) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1451897648473.jpg
43 KB, 500x500
selena
god damnit, dude.
>>
>>702296068
Roberta
>>
>>702299151
Oh wow. Haven't heard that one before. Really original dude.
>>
Sara
>>
>>702298062
He's taken
>>
>>702299222
Who are you? Not a lot of girls with that name.
>>
>>702299605

Serves you right for bragging. Go play under the sea with your gf and her fish and crabs
>>
>>702299819
Oh no my feelings.

No picture of her big ass covered in cum for any of you now. Blame this dude. He ruined it.
>>
Katie.
Wish I could stop finding her so amazing and stay friends.
>>
>>702299808
Bump. Name yourself.
>>
>>702299963

It wasn't coming anyway. A bit like you, because she's not real.

Pics weren't on their way anyway, faggot. Go play with mrs palm and her five daughters and stop lying to make yourself sound cool
>>
File: itku sekä köysi.png (60 KB, 320x285) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
itku sekä köysi.png
60 KB, 320x285
I'm thinking of my best friend because I got into fight with him.
We had few beers and I had a bad day but he didn't realize it and teased me in a friendly way but I just snapped and punched him square in the face.

He was obviously shocked and I started to strangle him. In about 5sec I realized what I was doing and stopped.


Why did I snap like this? I've never been violent (sober or drunk) but this incident just pushed me over the edge.
>>
>>702296068
Rose
>>
>>702296068
Nicola
>>
>>702296730
we got a winner
>>
File: 15072418040.jpg (27 KB, 460x259) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
15072418040.jpg
27 KB, 460x259
hillary
>>
actually i was thinking bill cosby did nothing wrong
>>
>>702300405
Go apologize before it's too late
>>
Amy Lee. Look her up
>>
Emily :-(
>>
Paige
>>
>>702300666
Satan, is that you?
>>
File: depressed spurdo.png (14 KB, 385x317) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
depressed spurdo.png
14 KB, 385x317
>>702300723
I did right after the incident and multiple times after that..
He just said it's ok and no hard feelings but I realized that he also turned into a "yes man" right after that.
He wouldn't say one word against me about anything
>>
>>702300945
kek
>>
Natassia
>>
adolf hitler
>>
Marina...
>>
>>702296068
Emily. Just had a huge argument and broke up with her. Yep.
>>
>>702300349
Believe what ya wanna believe. You'll still be alone either way. :)
>>
Aubree.
I think she lost the spark or something.
She used to want to talk on the phone every single night and she missed my voice if we didnt.
We haven't talked on the phone in 2 months now
>>
File: uzx4f6i8.jpg (16 KB, 240x215) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
uzx4f6i8.jpg
16 KB, 240x215
>>702301299
Tfw it's always the Emily
>>
Laneya
>>
Sydney.
I could share a story (not an exciting story) if you guys feel like helping.
>>
>>702301433
Did she pull away first? It must be hard. The distance factor is always tough. After a while, if things don't escalate, they often dim.
>>
>>702301433
i hope you fucked her in addition to talking to her on the phone like a fucking faggot
>>
File: 1472501288943.jpg (56 KB, 803x737) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1472501288943.jpg
56 KB, 803x737
Megan.
>>
>>702296068
Cerian
>>
k8
>>
File: image.png (257 KB, 516x526) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.png
257 KB, 516x526
>Lori
>>
Natasha thorngren
>>
Obamaniqua
>>
>>702303397
She's all yours, friend.
>>
Jhessail
>>
>>702296068
my hand
>>
>>702296068
>Rylie
Trying to figure out if I wanna keep her around or bail and find someone more attractive.
>>
Lance
>>
>>702299808
One last bump. I could help you with her if I knew who you are.
>>
>>702304145
Looks aren't everything, anon.
>>
annibelle and shes my girlfriend, feelsgoodman.jpg
>>
Sage
>>
Angela
Those delicious tits
>>
Mom
>>
Morgan
>>
>>702296730
>>
Tasha
>>
>>702304715
Yeah I keep telling myself that too... not like shes uggo or anything decent 6.5/10 probably. I'm just a shallow faggot who wants his dick sucked and i'm pretty sure i'm the first person to even kiss her. Virgins are annoying.
>>
>>702305417
They can be. She's been waiting years to make this memory though. Funnily enough for a culture that glorifies degeneracy, the value of ones virginity and losing it is still high. Virgins are often a little loopy till they get plucked.
>>
>>702296068

Anli. Got yellow fever.
>>
bump
>>
>>702296068
ancient astronaut theorists suggest that you kill yourself
>>
>>702296068
Jessica.
>>
>>702305694
I doubt I'd have the balls to ditch her and find someone else anyways. Only Girlfriends I've had came after me and pretty much convinced me to date them. I'm too much of a bitch to actually push a relationship further than friendship ever since my only really serious ex cheated on me so I pretty much just chill in the friendzone until they bring up hanging out or something.
>>
>>702306248
Will take it into consideration.
>>
>>702306796
Understandable. Why stand in no-man's-land when you can wait for a girl to approach your trench? The less hassle the better, right?
>>
Raven :/
>>
i just wanted to see her
>>
Ramona
>>
File: 1409334458443.gif (302 KB, 307x281) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1409334458443.gif
302 KB, 307x281
>>702296068
Emily... I could be referring to
>aunt
>chubby middle school crush
I'll let you decide.
>>
ariel
>>
File: IMG_0346.jpg (213 KB, 640x1136) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
IMG_0346.jpg
213 KB, 640x1136
>>702296068
nicole
>>
taylor
>>
>>702307353
hahaha
>>
Charish, dated for almost two years but she just got tired.
>>
My awesome wife kelly. She can gobble all 8 inches
>>
Julianne
>>
>>702296068
Connie. She died last month after a battle with cancer for four years. Hurts to know I'll never see her again.
>>
File: 460.gif (465 KB, 200x250) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
460.gif
465 KB, 200x250
angel
>>
>>702296068
Lauren
>>
>>702307656
I'm sorry /b/ro. I will get high for you tonight
>>
>>702296068

I've done this thread a thousand times, and her name is still Mari....
>>
>>702296068
Carley
Doubt anything will happen cause i'm a scared of asking a woman out
>>
File: 1472651080065.jpg (79 KB, 478x750) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1472651080065.jpg
79 KB, 478x750
>>702307656
Stay strong. I wish I could be more helpful brother.
>>
>>702307921
Why?
>>
File: image.png (398 KB, 1024x583) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.png
398 KB, 1024x583
Sasha
>>
>>702307934
Thanks /B/ro
>>
File: ffs.gif (2 MB, 282x285) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
ffs.gif
2 MB, 282x285
>>702297799
>Yup the only president to ever get head in the white house
>>
https://youtu.be/i7nY6gnHtkw
Make youtube great again!!!!
>>
>>702306975
Pretty much. I can't really not think about wanting to find someone else tho. I guess I keep comparing them to my ex's who were fucking gorgeous. I also can't really imagine myself not thinking about this later on and just dumping her after a few month of dating "just cus she isn't attractive enough" is a pretty dick thing to do and I'd rather do it sooner than later if I am going to.
>>
>>702296068
Demi
>>
>>702296068
jillian
>>
File: wheeew lad.gif (1 MB, 300x182) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
wheeew lad.gif
1 MB, 300x182
>>702298231
well tell us the one from ten years ago, unless you're fucking ten?!
>>
>>702307877

Me and her went to school together 25 years ago, and I will never love anyone the way I loved her. And she has no idea

Two years from now, I will be her son's music teacher. i don't know how to handle that...
>>
Mackenzie
>>
>>702300666
>winner
>satan
>>
>>702307656
Were you with her during this time or was she an old flame who you lost contact with? I always dread reading/hearing that my love has died; and I cannot imagine how painful the loss you feel must be.
>>
>>702307427
bc jewish right
>>
>>702296068
Katarina
>>
>>702308300
It's almost a real life version of Snape's predicament in Harry Potter.
>>
>>702296068
Mr. Popo….
>>
>>702308768
Thats a nice name
>>
>>702296068
Danielle
>>
Pollyana
>>
I was gonna say perfection girl but then...
>Too soon
>>
>>702308984
thank you. I love it and her.
>>
Bri
Even tho we dont talk how could you date the most ugliest kid we know hes a fucking joke but i cant really get mad at you
>>
Goldie
>>
>>702309326
>tfw they go against all reason and more importantly wound you by their actions
Tough, isn't it?
>>
Patrick. I just want to ride his face and hold his hand all day long.
>>
>>702309558
It really is and we've dated it the past and she like too toy with my emotions
>>
>>702309650
Better not let on to his mother about those feelings.
>>
>>702309650
Why arent you doing that then?
>>
Janine just danced with her in ub close and missed. Hot af
>>
>>702310160
In club, kissed* sry drunk
>>
>>702308807

Never thought about that, but you're right. FML
>>
>>702309958
Because I'm a pussy and can't ask him out.
>>
>>702296068

Asuka
>>
twitch tv/ynnl
>>
>>702310305
Why? Push him.
>>
File: 1472669257590.jpg (63 KB, 633x943) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1472669257590.jpg
63 KB, 633x943
>>702310328
>>
>>702310430
I don't really know. I guess I'm just socially retarded and I haven't dated anyone in a long time. But I do plan on trying soon. I just need to gather the balls to do so.
>>
>>702296068
Devalon
>>
It was a Stephanie. She was 18 & I was 21. Still in hs but parents liked me. She was hot tho & petite cheerleader. Idk why I always had 2 date cheerleaders. But were only together like 3 months & when she started dating Chad we hooked up a couple times. But it was weird bc I dated her older sister first. Been a long time & I'm married now anyway. Just think about "her" cuz it was hot & wild.
>>
>>702296068
Mother Earth. We are killing her :(
>>
>>702296068
Catie
>>
>>702310639
Please dont miss the chance girl. Just do it. Feeling so bad right now that i didnt make a move on my crush tonight
>>
>>702296068
I was wondering the same question op because honestly I forgot
>>
File: 0.jpg (93 KB, 1036x777) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
0.jpg
93 KB, 1036x777
>>702296068
Professor Zhu

She says we have to learn all of China's provinces and their capitals by next Thursday.
>behind that cute Chinese smile beats the heart of a tiger-woman
>>
File: 2.jpg (39 KB, 479x479) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
2.jpg
39 KB, 479x479
>>702296068
>>702296068
Aldana
>>
>>702310970
Oh man, I understand your pain. I had the chance today and I pussed out. Having a crush and not knowing how they feel is painful. I think at this point, I would rather be rejected than continue this any longer than I have to. But I do hope he feels the same as I do. Thanks Anon, I needed that. I hope you have your chance again soon.
>>
>>702296675
My girl was "confused" because her BFF said that he love her.
The only guy that i know beat the friednzone
He deserves a prize for that, and a beat up for stealing my gf
>>
>>702311340
i chuckled
>>
>>702310741
nice tho
Fucking two sister, even if not at the same time
>>
File: Rudy.gif (842 KB, 200x200) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Rudy.gif
842 KB, 200x200
>>702296068
>>
>>702311479
Yes, i wish it was funny to me too
>>
>>702311340
Ha.

I wish it was that simple.

I am not particularly close friends with her, and her friend who influenced her had a GF then, and still does
>>
Daniela
Local jewish slut. Homie told me she loves to scream while getting penetrated.
>>
>>702311304
Thanks anon. I went in a club with friends tonight and met her there. She was little drunk so i hold back because i didnt wanna ruin it. In the end we were alone dancing close and soft kissing. Then her friend called her and it was over.... Dont know if i get a chance lime this again...
>>
>>702311663
Then again the guy is a 6'2 Polish dude, all muscle with emotional instability.

He's called her while crying in the bathroom
>>
>>702311663
Being friends is never good.

At least i think that way.

What drives me crazy is that, she told me that she didn't feel anything for this guy, but yet she dump me.
If you don't feel anything for someone and you are dating another, you won't doubt. Why the fuck she left me?

If she didn't like me, why she don't have the balls to tell me?
>>
File: 1469942639991.png (665 KB, 652x817) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1469942639991.png
665 KB, 652x817
Kristen

Actually going to kill myself within a month or two, what streaming site should i use for you boys?
>>
>>702311718
Would be diamonds if I had a fetish for the holocaust. Have her dress in PJs and scream like she was being penetrated by Dr. Mengele's instruments. Oy Veyyyyyyy
>>
Nikita
>>
>>702312070
Kek
>>
File: 1472854396916.jpg (3 KB, 115x125) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1472854396916.jpg
3 KB, 115x125
>>
>>702311963
Never listen to what a girl says.
Pay attention to what she does.
>>
Ale… I miss you, fucking normie.
>>
>>702296068
Evelyn
>>
>>702311794
Shit, I haven't even given my number to the guy yet. I think you will have your chance again.
>>
>>702296589
HER NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON
>>
>>702311963
>Being friends is never good.
Depends what you want, but I would say in most cases its not bad or good

The girl I am talking of never said anything like "I only see you as a friend" or anything to that affect. We would still talk a bit, and plan to do stuff (That never happened due to life)
>>
YASEMIN XD
>>
Victoria
>>
>>702312263
hayyyyyyy
>>
mom
>>
>>702312263
well, the day after she broke with me i saw her.
And she told me that she saw a Tarzan Movie and she decide to be vegan (i konw, i should forget her right now)
And it surprised me because she was "so concern" about the issue with her BFF and dumping me, but she sleep well that night. So i have to think that she gives a fuck about me.

SHe ask me if we could be friends, and a tell her No.
She was constantly looking to the floor, she couldn't even look me at my eyes.
I Said goodbye, kiss her and leave.
>she stop me and hug me
>said some shit about friendship
i leave.

I don't know if i can get her back

>>702312635
Friendzone is worst that not seeing her ever more
>>
>>702312592
Sry for ya. I got her number we went on same school will write her tomorrow. Wish me luck :)
>>
>>702312861
Good luck!
>>
>>702312635
I take that back.
You can be fiends with a girl

only in two cases
1- you have zero sexual atraction to her

2- she fuck with you and help you to pick up other girls
>>
Peyton.
>>
>>702313099
I never understood why that was a name, it sounds weird as fuck.
>>
>>702302279
I mean i fucked her 3 times in the span of a night and the morning so yeah i did
>>
Any oregon fags here im gonna move to Lincoln city how the are the hoes there?
>>
Lucy.
>>
>>702312954
Well. True. The same could go for a gay guy and other males aswell>


>>702312816
>Friendzone is worst that not seeing her ever more
Eh, I know one guy who was friendzoned, and ended up marrying her, so not necessarily
>>
>>702313765
How u feel about her anon
>>
Ron
>>
>>702313788
>Soending years and years of hard work and suffering for one woman.

Nah, life is short
>>
Leanne
>>
>>702313788
>I know one guy who was friendzoned, and ended up marrying her
The only credible evidence found by historians that someone had ever escaped the friendzone. No one has managed to match his feat to this day.
>>
>>702296068
Karen Kujo
>>
>>702296730
Kek
>>
File: your_card.png (102 KB, 512x512) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
your_card.png
102 KB, 512x512
>>702297903
get over it fag
>>
Samira
>>
Patricia
>>
Shelby. I moved halfway across the world right as something was starting to happen.
>>
Jacqueline.
>>
The girl down the hall I want to fuck and cheat on my girlfriend with. God is kill a man to fuck her. We were almost fuck buddies but she got a boyfriend
>>
Heather
>>
File: GllDN2e.jpg (298 KB, 850x1236) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
GllDN2e.jpg
298 KB, 850x1236
>>702299808
>>702300189
>>702304590
>Ho Chi Minh has been reincarnated as a little girl and is currently being hunted down by Curtis LeMay, also reincarnated as a little girl
>>
Carol.... it's actually both of them.
>>
Sarah-good ol country 22 yr old girl at work that I know has prime pussy. I'm married. Fml
>>
Beatriz, god I fucking love her
>>
>>702296068
Julie, I have no idea what to say to her but I plan on asking her out friday
>>
janie, she's a pretty okay person.
>>
>>702296068
I wish i knew
>>
Laura
>>
Barb.. everyone else thinks she ran away.. but I'm pretty sure she's in the upside down
>>
Emily
>>
We call her Marijo, it's a mexican name, I just got rejected
>>
>>702296068
Matoi Ryuuko
>>
>>702296068
Rem
Thread replies: 238
Thread images: 30
Thread DB ID: 77242



Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [sexy] | 4Archive.org | [Home]

Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [sexy] | 4Archive.org | [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.