itt things that make you say "neat"
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itt things that make you say "neat"
>>702290448
we need more threads like this
>>702290448
>>702290907
>>>/wsg/
plenty there and with sound.
>>702290989
oh shit thanks man
>>702291072
animals are stupid. literally just soulless computer programs reacting to external stimuli
>>702291295
you're an animal retard.
when i take a shit and only have to wipe once.
>>702290787
This actually made me panic a little bit.
When the robots decide to kill us they'll be able to make precision cuts.
>>702291377
exactly my point
>>702291295
>>702291377
>>702291562
yeah, determinism is an interesting topic
>>702291622
How do you not blow your fuckin brains out making tiny ass gears all day?
>>702290448
Ponte Vergas!
>>702291469
so fucking alpha
>>702290787
I can fap to dis
>>702291601
hope it chokes the stupid fucker
>>702291072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb2jGy76v0Y
>>702293380
Holy fuck.. I am impressed.
>>702291601
They're so fucking badass...
>>702291601
>public boner
>>702291469
LOOOOL I FUCKING LOST IT, THE GUY DANCING AT THE END LMAO
>>702291601
>>702294075
kek
>>702290448
Guy who used to do this here, not as skilled as it seems: the tool he's using has a switch that locks the wheel at certain angles to make even turns, combined with the use of the big ruler to make spiffy letters :)
>>702290448
>>702293417
>d-do i fit in yet g-guys
>>702294484
Oh. Well, i WAS impressed...
>>702290448
Not quite "neat" but close enough
Fuck the police coming straight from the underground
A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority
Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one
For a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun
To be beating on, and thrown in jail
We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
Fucking with me cause I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searching my car, looking for the product
Thinking every nigga is selling narcotics
You'd rather see, me in the pen
Than me and Lorenzo rolling in a Benz-o
Beat a police out of shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still getting swoll off bread and water
I don't know if they fags or what
Search a nigga down, and grabbing his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
Cause they'll slam ya down to the street top
Black police showing out for the white cop
Ice Cube will swarm
On any motherfucker in a blue uniform
Just cause I'm from the CPT
Punk police are afraid of me, huh
A young nigga on the warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, dying in L.A
Yo Dre, I got something to say
Fuck Tha Police
Fuck Tha Police
Fuck Tha Police
Fuck Tha Police
Pull your god damn ass over right now
Aww shit, now what the fuck you pullin me over for?
Cause I feel like it!
Just sit your ass on the curb and shut the fuck up
Man, fuck this shit
Aight, smartass, I'm taking your black ass to jail!
>>702294802
Still neat!
>>702293417
are you ok bb
>>702294075
ok that's hilarious
>>702291747
the fuck was that thing
>>702291747
What's going on here?
>>702294936
Who needs to shoot two bullets at once?
>>702295261
Razorfish. So delicious.
>>702294936
Thats fucking beautiful
>>702294151
that fucking hamster aint eating shit
>>702295361
when you shoot someone in the balls
>>702295361
Someone with money to burn
>>702291469
That's the alpha dance at the end
>>702293423
For anyone who doesn't understand what's going on here, he's installing a fuck ton of anti-virus programs all at the same time. And for those who don't know, installing more than 1 anti-virus program is bad because they're built with the idea that they're the only one, and interpret other anti-virus actions as those of a virus, so they tend to fight each other trying to kill each other's processes and quarantining each other's files.
>>702291636
There's something wrong with that cat
Bunch of NEETS in this thread
>>702293380
Wtf
>>702296088
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
>>702293973
what movie?
>>702296979
I want to say Serenity? but I'm not sure
>>702296979
Blade Runner
>>702291295
>stupid
compared to what? also "souls" are magical people that exist even when the animal has been destroyed. A concept animals have created.
>>702296605
How could you tell?
>>702291747
Ground boner
>>702291945
seriously, fuck that job.
>>702290787
disgusting. this job should be done by a butcher not a dirty machine
>>702295398
I have tons of them at my cottage beaches
Are they really that good? I fucking love everything seafood but never thought about razorfish seriously
>>702292997
Live stream or it didn't happen
>>702291945
a nice paycheck for handcrafted watches that only rich people can afford.
>>702296987
Why are they being such pricks to the robots?
>>702297542
to show that the robots are robots and have no concept of what being mean is and are just gonna do their jobs
>>702291747
all these years digging with a shovel
so much wasted time
>>702297542
I think it's learning, like that's the way they found how to improve what it's doing
>>702297542
birth of skynet
>>702296979
How do dumbshits like you exist? Do you only watch Transformer movies or something?
>>702295293
Breakfast
>>702297373
I can't speak for all regions, but in Portugal I've gone and fished them out of the river (albeit with a hook, no salt).
Probably one of the most delicious "crustaceans" (I don't know if that's technically what it is, but close enough) I've eaten.
Also a ton of fun to fish yourself and cook at home. Look up recipes, catch a few and enjoy. You won't regret it.
>>702291945
i think it would be cool
a nice quiet job where you can just sit by yourself and make tiny gears all day
>>702296979
shrek 2
>>702296219
there's something wrong with you
>>702291945
people used to do a lot of that shit by hand
clockwork is old af
>>702297932
Next time I head down, i'll have to do that.
Thanks, anon
>>702293031
topkek
>>702296987
the bastard with the stick was a bully in school for sure
>>702297542
He knows what they're going to be capable of in a few years.
>>702293380
best one yet
>>702298156
Cats usually don't care about humans, even less so strangers.
>>702298483
it's their cat
not just some random cat
>>702293973
This is bladerunner right? I've been meaning to see it for a while, is it on blu-ray?
>>702296979
Blade runner.
>>702296088
do you even fakeav?
>>702297362
those machines look pretty clean to me, at least it's not some butcher cutting meat with his filthy hands between fap sessions
>>702295361
In case you miss with one of them, idiot.
>>702296987
One day the robot will grab the stick out of the human's hand and clean his fuckin clock.
>>702296939
saved
>>702291622
It was ruined when the little cogs were not spaced out exactly evenly. From then on I was thinking this is a low quality product.
>>702299056
Yes.
>>702299320
machines are always dirty. it's too hard to get into all the places to clean
>>702299529
>not spaced out exactly evenly
>>702298276
I just hope you like 'em as much as I do. Just do make sure to look up ways to properly cook 'em, if I'm remembering correctly you have to de-shell them (unlike clams/mussels) before cooking.
>>702294910
tha resident retard
>>702299056
Christ, you've never seen bladerunner? Dear god anon, do it, do it now.
>>702290448
>>702290787
And that is why, I no longer eat meat.
>>702293423
fun fact at least one of those is a virus.
goddamn security tool
>>702296987
first gen terminator
>>702300285
>>702294936
Wish I can own that, no machine guns are allowed in my state. Stupid atf.
>>702294686
Must be difficult to do that with such huge balls.
>>702296987
>cyber-bullying
>>702300783
>pistol
>machine gun
>>702300390
you just find out where it comes from?
>>702291601
pic related
>>702301491
No, but the more I look into the meat-packing industry, the less enthused I am to go out and buy a pound of beef or get a burger.
>>702301489
You do know what the ATF classifies as a machine gun, right?
"Any weapon which shoots, is designed to shoot, or can be readily restored to shoot, automatically more than one shot without manual reloading, by a single function of the trigger"
Thing shoots and reloads 2 rounds at a time, to the ATF that is considered a machine gun. So fuck off no guns retard.
>>702301489
Machine gun is defined as more than one round fired per trigger pull
>>702293417
it's not down its throat, idiot.
>>702301683
just buy fresh meat made by a butcher
>>702302745
No.
>>702302854
your loss
>>702301711
>>702301859
https://www.atf.gov/firearms/docs/atf-national-firearms-act-handbook-chapter-2/download
Read further, they clearly state that it was intended for firearms that can fire automatically, multiple rounds with a single action of the trigger, they even specify that later down before they talk about conversions. Also, a "shot" is defined as the discharging of a weapon, since it is still only happening once per trigger pull, just with 2 rounds, should fall within legal realm. A lawyer could easily argue this.
>>702302261
Kek
>filename
>>702294151
ESPN 8
The "Ocho"
>>702301489
>more than one discharge per function of the trigger
You're ignorant
>>702300390
Keked at file name anon
>>702303026
Oh my god, you are clearly a retard. It is shooting multiple rounds with a single pull of a trigger. That is why is it considered a machine gun.
Even guns with burst mode, even if it is 2-3 round burst, it is still considered a machine gun because one trigger pull equal out to multiple rounds being fired from that one pull. Hence why that pistol is considered a machine.
Even the creators, when they were coming out with it, stated it is a machine gun, needs a class 3 license to purchase.
On a scale of 1-10 on how retarded you are, you def come in at a 10.
![merrie_melodies_jungle_jitters_s-474663671-large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NFcYxEN.jpg "merrie_melodies_jungle_jitters_s-474663671-large[1].jpg")
>>702291708
>tu-tu
>>702296939
did he headbutt a bird?
>>702297542
To prove that they're not following a pre-recorded set of instructions, and are actually aware of where the box is and know how to pick it up
To demostrate their capabilities at standing upright, and, where they to fall down, prove that they can get back up
>>702291708
can't believe she still didn't want to admit it. Fucking fat cunt.
>>702303765
Hey guise, check out my new machine gun.
>>702304287
Pretty sure that's an AR-15. Armyfag here.
>>702302854
please tell me theres more to this. Its given me a idea to create a catapult skydiving type thing for money and stuff
>>702303026
A lawyer could argue that, sure, but they would almost certainly lose. The ATF has practically unilateral authority when it comes to interpreting the classifications of firearms. Unless the Supreme Court or Congress step in to overrule them directly, whatever the ATF says goes. Especially for gray areas like this.
>>702301298
>>702294075
does american porn even try to make anything fappable? i swear it's all bs like this. murcan sexlives must be fucked up.
>>702304605
It looks like a camera attached to a ver aerodynamic and light rocket put in a slingshot
Although to be fair it seems incredible, I was under the understanding that putting anything "small" in low orbit was hard as fuck, let alone sending out of the fucking atmosphere
NASA is (literally) supposed to give you work instantly if you manage ot put send something that high up
>>702294103
thanks, i've always wondered what it looked like inside. i want to see it eat the tape though... curious.
>>702304287
Post-NFA double barreled shotguns aren't capable of firing both chambers with one trigger pull. I would know, I own one. You can select which chamber you want to fire first and only that chamber will fire on the first trigger pull. You have to pull the trigger a second time to fire the second chamber, hence it's not a machine gun per ATF definitions. Firearms made before the NFA was passed aren't required to meet the same criteria.
>>702296219
yeah it's alpha af
>>702294879
there was enough room to maneuvers
and could have move the scooter instead
>>702305000
It's a balloon you retard.
>>702290448
this will make you say "neat"
>>702292820
>>702291469
a feminist is born
>>702305477
assumed the speed was too high for it to be a balloon, maybe hte video is sped up
>>702303832
This interests me
>>702304175
so using the hockey stick is to ensure that he looks like an asshole while doing it?
>>702305573
>a feminist is born
>>702295361
when you need to shoot two bitches, but there ain't enough time.
>>702296987
The Bruins recruited him
>>702297083
holy fucking shit i don't know if I've seen close up real footage of the face of someone who think's they\re about to die. thanks dawg
>>702301298
>>702305000
>I was under the understanding that putting anything "small" in low orbit was hard as fuck, let alone sending out of the fucking atmosphere
Go pirate kerbal space program, anon
Getting something up there is progressively easier the higher you get (less friction)
Getting something to orbit requires you to fall down fast enough you miss the earth, since it's round. So, high orbits require less energy than low orbits, but you need to spend energy to get them up there first.
As such, to get something on low orbit you need enough fuel to lift the object AND the fuel for getting in orbit
Really, try ksp, you'll start to understand
>>702301711
>over/under shotgun machinegun
>any birdshot machinegun
>>702297227
same fam
>>702290787
look at that mother fucker laser scanning that meat before it cuts it. Accounting for differences in the animal. This is fucking fascinating.
>>702297852
what if it fires forward?
>>702306117
I already know all of that stuff, what I meant is that sending an small rocket (let alone an amateur one) is hard as fuck because not enough fuel
i've read some theoretical works on putting a relatively small solid fuel rocket in a platform sent up high by balloons, but it wasn't really promising
>>702301683
cool! where can i go and learn that? imagine just getting shit faced, and go trying to make magic.
>>702306119
See >>702305051
And birdshot is still counted as one "round" because all the pellets originated from one shell, one powder charge, one chamber and one barrel.
>>702306693
>Google → Radical Ki Temple
I shit you not.
>>702307001
radical!
Rowan
>>702291295
as far as I know, when cats are kittens their mothers will carry them in their mouths by grabbing them on that part of their neck. It's just primitive instinct that they stay still.
>>702290448
That man's foot work was spot on
>>702293380
OSHA does not approve.
>>702307147
It was a big thing on the internet from 2000-2006. Hundreds of websites 'teaching' people how to do DBZ moves and "magick." They had pics, vids, and everything to 'prove' its legitimacy, but it all came to an end during the "Radical Ki Challenge."
>>702291622
Here's the source vid if anyone wants it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGPjFFMD3c0
Also, Check'd
>>702304011
Yeah, there were seagulls on the track. That was Andrea Iannone on Phillip Island in 2014 I think. Cost him the lead as well.
>>702292605
>the dumbass who threw his gun at the enemy
thats me
>>702291622
I came.
>>702307831
>cost him the lead
he still won the game of life
>>702290907
Newfag
>>>/wsg/
>>702293423
He's not installing real antivirus, these are the ones from the popups that are actually viruses
>>702307983
That poor animal. Rip in piece :(
>>702304250
need sauce on this little slut.
>>702307440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utjfk7ucsqs
>>702307440
>>702308507
holy shit, i get to tackle old ladies!?! this shit is just getting better and better. i'd snort coke and kamehameha that bitch right in the face!
>>702300783
>>702301489
>>702301711
>>702301859
>>702303653
>>702303026
>>702303765
>>702304287
>>702305051
The double 1911 is not an NFA item.
>>702291747
Razor clams?
>>702294686
I CALL BULLHAX
>>702308007
Fair enough.
And I was wrong. It was 2015, not 2014.
The bullseye on his helmet is pretty appropriate.
>>702294484
Knowing me I'd probably still fuck it up.
>>702308885
Source? I know the ATF makes exceptions for certain "sporting" models, but I won't believe that particular pistol is exempt until I see a credible source.
>>702290448
I figured they just used giant stencils.
>>702294151
That's the cutest shit I've ever seen
>>702296466
Made my anus clench.
>>702291178
? explain plz
>>702297227
Just watched that series, holy shit one of the best I've ever seen. Maybe because I'm such a loser I just respond well to it but whatever, sound track was fucking amazing.
>neat!
>>702291495
That's an irrational fear to have; the robots would be efficient, and kill us before cutting to stop us struggling, and potentially damaging their product-line. So either quickly (ie: bullet) or efficient mass-murder (ie: gas chambers.) You won't have to worry about being cut up alive.
>>702301298
>>702303765
This.
Double barrelled shotguns have 2 triggers, which is why they are legal and not considered to be machine guns. If this pistol had two triggers (it doesn't), it would be legal as well.
>>702296987
i was really hoping the robot would punch the guy.
>>702299592
Those places have no contact with the food. It's like complaining that the butcher can't scrub his back effectively so everything he cuts is dirty.
>>702309218
They either do it this way or there is a machine thing on wheels that does it automatically.
>>702300472
all of them were malware
The odds of this fucking happening has to be staggering.
>>702301683
you left out the part where the guy runs and crashes into the old bitch, then blames it on her for not using her magic to block him because she didnt believe in it enough. lol
>>702310546
How about these odds?
>>702310769
Edgy
>>702303765
with a single pull of the two triggers that it has
>>702309204
http://www.guns.com/2012/11/27/arsenal-to-import-af2011-a1-january-1-2013-launch-shot-show/
#420blazeitfgt
>>702296088
No, actually he is intentionally installing malware, most of which is disguised as anti-virus software.
>>702310991
Legitimate question.
>>702310546
>staggering
FUCK YOU DAD
>>702305051
they have two triggers you dumbass, go back to playing call of duty thinking you know something about guns cause you play vidya games
>>702290448
that makes me say, bus stop
>>702299592
you're a moron. machines come apart so you can clean in the cracks and what not
>>702294151
there for a second i thought kobayashi was gonna try for the raw hamster eating record.
>>702306239
Whoever developed that program must be fucking loaded.
>>702290448
>>702311399
It makes me say STOP BUS.
>>702291295
Easy there, Descartes
>>702311323
Does this look like two trigger to you faggot?
>>702294484
Ah, thanks for the explanation. I was wondering if it was something like that, because his angles were perfectly uniform each time.
Still pretty cool though. I always thought that that kind of stuff was done with big stencils.
>>702311323
There are single trigger shotguns that just switch the firing pin location bruh.
>>702291433
neet
>>702311734
>what is a single selective trigger
try harder faggot.
>>702311734
>>702311853
>inb4 "lol trold i was just pretending to be retarded"
>>702312019
i dont think he is saying what you think he is saying.
>>702311734
UO's have always had recoil driven single triggers...
>>702310769
What is this
>>702311098
What odds you talking about? It's just a suicide bombing
>>702312115
oh you're right. i should have followed the breadcrumb quotes back further. disregard
>>702312019
That's exactly what I've been saying this whole time, retard. Next time read the earlier comments that he was replying to before making assumptions.
>>702296979
Gay Niggers from Outer Space IV
>>702312304
yeah i went full retard on that one.
see >>702312298
>>702309385
that shit grows ice apparently
>>702290787
This is how Skynet started......
>>702312149
this is what happens when you mix baking soda and vinegar
>>702291945
You clearly don't have ocd
>>702312341
not as good as GNFOS II but waay better than GNFOS III
>>702290969
>>702222222
>>702312298
>>702312423
Wow, a /b/ro actually admitted their mistake... I'm impressed.
>>702294686
looks shooped
>>702310205
Fucking cats. Always manage to brighten my day. Thank you /b/ro
>>702291708
don't think they needed a DNA test to figure out the nigglet didn't have 2 white parents
>>702291433
sauce?
>>702293031
I like how the same joke gets retold every few years and played off like its original.
In an episode of Tailspin from the early nineties, a mad scientist strap some buttered toast to a cat and used it to power is creations.
Hipsters-Take something everyone has seen/heard/done, and pretend it's your idea.
>>702297852
if you fly at light speed, and use a pocket light towards your end, would you create an everlasting, stationaty trail of light?
>>702306364
wtf do you think happens? Seriously, use your brain dumbshit
>>702311734
fucking pussy ass single trigger double barreled shotgun. back in the day i used real double barrels that had two fucking triggers and two fucking barrels. you could pull both and shoot both barrels if you want to. so just go back to jerking it to your pussy ass cucked single trigger double barreled shotgun. by the way your the faggot for buying a cucked gun you pussy ass faggot.
>>702291708
it's all fun and games on tv but the sad reality is that the poor kid is the only one who loses in such a scenario.
there's no bright future for her, but rather a dark fatherless one.
>>702301298
>>702291708
This guy needed a DNA test for this one?
>>702312860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU8jKn7sMwU
>>702313062
jesus christ. calm down pal. So he is a cuck. Let the trap be. More pussy for us.
>>702294879
there was not and also
>touching someone else's vehivle
>>702307367
What
>>702313290
He got into it, it was his
>>702297852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCw5JXD18y4
>>702291601
What is this creature?
>>702291636
I don't think I've ever seen a cat act in a non-selfish way before. Pretty neat.
>>702313487
OP's mom, obviously.
>>702305295
ya, but that wouldn't of made those two faggots dressed like fucking idiots shit themselves at the sight of a real man.
>>702294103
i used to take apart the vcr all the time when i was young and watch this shit, twas facinating
>>702313487
mustard gas.
>>702309471
Well, that solves the fear to die painfully issue. Next thing is to prevent that shit to happen.
>>702294484
stencils make it even easier, duh. must be in england or soemthing
>>702309385
It´s a 3D ice printer.
>>702300783
>machine gun
>pistol
>subtle
>to the point
>feasibly something someone fucking stupid would say
>topical
Kids, take notes. THIS, is how you bait.
>>702290787
Mr.President! Don't get on that ship! The book, it's a cookbook!
bladerunner is the best science fiction movie ever made
>>702301253
Fuck you that made me laugh
>>702295361
Neoconservatives
>>702313002
Was actually thinking about doing this. Got an idea for what kind of nozzle to get that wont clog up?
>>702310769
what is this from?? sauce?
>>702307367
*Closing time*
>>702290787
THAT FUCKING ROBOT IS LIKE THE SIZE OF A HOUSE HOLY SHET
>>702313019
"fly at light speed" go back to school.
Assuming you could, and you turned on a flashlight behind you, you wouldn't see it until you slowed down. Exactly like planes going mach speed. The sound they're making doesn't catch up to them until they go below mach speed.
>>702314369
Barely the size of my living room fam
>>702305573
This is the answer. Nicely done, anon.
>>702296979
It's from Blade Runner, a nearly 3h Ambien of a film about Han Solo trying to find Cyborgs that technically contain no metal or mechanical parts but are still somehow not human clones. Oh and there is a character named the Toy Maker that will make you want to off yourself he's so cringey. Don't waste your time.
>>702293841
That filename.
>>702303832
I was made here in Canada and played early weekday mornings back in the 80's. I watched it before I went to school.
>>702312933
nigger
>>702293417
Kek'd hard... Nigga outright triggered by a hamster
>>702294151
It's all staged, they already made the medal for the little hamster. He took a dive.
>>702297227
Wjat akneemay
>>702309469
You want to see this video.... https://youtu.be/O07LFTMaAf4
>>702310546
>filename isn't doubletap.gif
You fucking retard
>>702297083
That guy is stoned out of his gourd
>>702310769
>It'srainingmen.gif
>>702296987
I wish that robot next level freaked out and decapitated that nigga with a single swing
