Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Dat beesting allergy tho
Easier than you think
Na nig, get full drunk before starting
Sigh mine broke down..
Never played mario golf
>Tfw watching AlphaOmegaManlet bitch and moan about the new youtube terms
This nigga gonna do down HARD lmao
>I swear alot cause Im cool!
Seriously I didn't think someone swears more than me
AYY LMAO, what a dumbass, I really doubt honey is worth it
Anything else we should add to the list
well leave it to Australia to mess it up, can't even make their toilets swirl the right direction
Guess I could say the same to that
not doing much tonight? It is the first of the month always a good itme to celebrate
on second thought you've probably earned that
hope you rest well kyoko
My trucks been like that for a while but i fixed it.
Not gone yet, probably here for 30 more minutes or so.
I question how somebody can still stand after that?
TRIPFAG FUCK OFF
I CAN DEAL WITH THIS FAGGITRY WITHOUT YOUR TRIP FAGGOTRY
Ah shit, now its a party~
Luckly my neighbor is a mechanic.. well he just printed a map of his workplace so that's something
Try to keep count how many times he says "fuck"
I mostly fix it myself its cheaper. Cause diesel trucks aint cheap.
Good point there that's a quick way to make a life harder
what do you do for a living?
Hello hello love. How are ya?
Sure is! You ready to party??
I know jackshit about car repair.. sorta feel like I should take classes cause I feel less manly just saying that
I'm quite well. How about you?
Im just know not to go to shops they cost to much. What your car doing?
you don't really need classes, just start googling shit, read the owners manual and such
you can learn a lot on the internet
His heart must be sparing him the pain in his no longer a face then.
Agreed, I hate that guy
Nico nico nii~
que est-ce que ce est?
Have any interest of working anywhere? Maybe you're more of a student type hmm? Whats your story my friend
We Nico Nii'd to remove the new YouTube guidelines.
What's with the (You)?
YouTube has been going downhill since the Fair Use problem earlier in the year, and this makes it fuck up #2.
It won't start
No idea what happened, my mom needed my car for some reason and it started beeping loudly so she pulled over to a stop and right there it just shut down
So.. college irrelevent?
Good reference. You get bonus points for that lol
I'm sore for some reason.. my arm is killing me >~< other than that I'm having a good day :)
That's my name~ What's up love?
They aren't really new.. they are just starting to enforce them.
for auto repair?
there's plenty of tutorials for just about every issue on youtube, and i'm sure you could get a job at a garage, you'd learn pretty quick that way
>no life here
Brawlhalla then swb2. I was doing soo good then got rekt
Shinoa claimed ',:)
No mans sky and enjoying the first of the month my man what are you up to?
What about walmart? The ones around me have a garage, and walmart is generally easy to get hired
That's great to hear! Sorry to hear about the sore though.
It gets a bit easier to brush off pain when you're used to it.
For the car thing, problem with the battery?
How are u sleepy head?
Opened my mouth over some shady shit got fired for it.
What car? Sounds like a security system lock out. You have a Viper alarm installed or just OEM?
>No Man's Sky
Why do you do this to yourself.
I can't tell you to fuck off, you're too lovely.
PSH was my jam! I poured so much cash into it and played it more than anything else haha I had a huge family of people i'd see everyday on it too uh i loved it
It's okay i'm sure my body will be less sore tomorrow :) whatcha up to?
Just a little bit of Hold 'Em then heading off to bed. How about you?
Did you just get it or did the Stockholm syndrome kick in?
Go for it fam
any money is good money
You can learn some things there, use the internet to learn anything else you need
I was just done playing BF1
What about you?
I guess but i'm surprised he can stand regardless.
Hopefully he made a joke
>Somebody said what's up
No idea, my pops is handling that stuff.. or the neighbor stopped by after he saw us moving my car to the back and checked it out, I wasn't around when he examined it but the next day he came to me while I mowed the lawn and handed me a print of his workplace location
2006 lexus IS 250
I only played it once lol, heard the music from a destiny music video lol
I've been thinking of going back to walmart anyways, the one I worked was pretty chill and had a large variety of food joints, it was comfy for me, a neet
Are you sure you haven't read it over yet?
Then what exactly do you want? More (You)'s?
thats pretty messed up
Would you go back and change things or are you proud of your decision?
man I'm like 50 some shit hours in I like to get baked and space off listening to clams casino and stuff its pretty fun expploring space
I'm pretty bummed about the shit they said would be in but wasnt but I mean its a half solid game so far and with the patches promised in the future I kinda got hopes for it
what kinda vidya are you into?
I'm a masochist ; )
you wann a fuckin go fuckin bogan cunt? oi m8
Ill sock yer fuckin mum i swear on me cunt
seriously go back to your own thread
this place has enough tripfags as it is
You winning? :) and I'm just on youtube
Haha funny i just got done doing the exact same thing!
Oh.. I knew that. Did you like it when you tried it?
Nice link love lol
What's it with shaft anime and their broken necks
Seeing a good amount of BF1 mentions
QOTT: How are you liking/disliking the BF1 beta?
For those who aren't vidyaing or playing it, any plans for friday?
It was amusing, not something I'd invest a whole lot of time in though
Something tells me you were getting rekt the entire time :^)
Did you get it for free? Not something worth 60. Well at least you're enjoying it. Just relaxing right now. Surprisingly not tired
Played BF1 again because I feel like I was a bit too harsh on it yesterday and well I had alot more fun on it but vehicles need to not be as powerful as they are.
Fuck off Kyouko.
It's called a shaft sidesmug.
There are defiantly worse places to work
I'm kinda on an RPG binge, too bad there aren't many with decent necromancy
or any real freedom, I don't want to be restricted by my class
I'll have to try the beta, don't anticipate it being any different though
and I'm going to work Friday, like usual
How goes, you swole smug?
Maybe you're that guy I kept killing in my light tank~
How'd you like it so far?
I wish people would try and take out the tanks instead of ignoring it
Does it have the right amount of oil in it?
When you turn the key do you hear the fuel pump spin? Should on spin for a few secs then turn off unless car is running.
Did you check fuel pump fuse and relay?
What lights did she see on when it happened?
Also do you have a OBD2 code reader?
I know lots of questions.
I don't know feel like you needed one.
No they can fuck off got 11 other people fired.
Meh. It feels like "Vehicles are broken and this time you don't have rocket launchers. The game. Now with sand."
I guess it was more of a girly thing to enjoy..
Lol nope wasn't me in that case and read up lol
I like it.
Some minor bugs on PC but I had a decent amount of fun so far.
Tanks are a bit bullshi, especially if your team doesn't try to do anything about them, I went 38/1 with a Heavy Tank and got some nice other scores with the other tanks aswell.
Planes seem balanced and they're pretty fun, impossible to pilot them during sandstorm though since you can't see shit.
Go to bed.
Nope, just losing large amounts of money like the usual.
Im liking so far
I was doing soo good knocking others out of the stage to the point of no return. Then. I'm unable to hit a single one of them without doing a wombo combo. And would always be the first one out
Not yet i am lil ship. Im doing well. Not sleepy weird enough
well haha I was pretty hype for it
Pre ordered the ps4 edition
But I mean it was only about 20 more
dlc was nice but got old pretty quick
I use the case as my new tray for grinding and rolling
what times it there for you?
Gotta agree, a a really truly good rpg for pc or console would be the best to sink in a couple hours or maybe a couple thousand into
I used to play guild wars 1 it had some pretty good rpg elements Would probably have to say it was the closest I ever got
what about yourself you ever get caught up in one of those types?
Im liking it now I actually connected to a game
Sniping feels so much easier than previous titles
How are ya?
Nope its battlefield with ww1 slapped on it and a qt british announcer
Never had a problem.. then again I snipe
Easy pal, I know jackshit what any of those means, I just drive
I hope we get more than just sand maps in the full game
Don't feel bad, I'm a shooters kind of guy
I usually snipe so I dunno how tanks feel or agaisnt
Aw man, was hoping it was
We feel the same way about the game so far, I'm sure there will be some good AT weapons in the full game
That's good, I'm starting to feel the sleepiness tho
Well here's hoping your luck turns around for ya :)
I hope so too or I won't enjoy it for very long. Especially if they are all THAT open.
I sure hope you're right or it'd get frustrating pretty quick.
That would be great, I could use a human-sized pillow.
About to pass out, good night!
Unless Dark Souls or Warframe count, i still haven't found one that I really enjoy
I had hope for Neverwinter, but it has painfully bad combat
>sigh, maybe one day
Ara ara, I'll play the beta, but probably won't buy it then
Destiny and Overwatch will have to do for FPS's
People like you keep over priced shops in business. You should try going to /o/ there asshole but you might learn something
You should go to sleep soon homie. Its 1am over there
It could be better. Vehicles are too strong and makes being an infantry unfun. Today there wasn't too much dickery from them letting me have fun. The train gimmick on Sinai Desert is dumb and doesn't help you get the game back at all, just a little cheer up. Other than that support could use some explosives, at least good ones. I'm content with my bastard gun.
Never played brawlhalla but I know it's a smash clone that's decent. Sounds like you fly well but land poorly.
I almost fell for the hype but ended up going against it for whatever reason. Just had a bad feeling one day. Wanted it to play with friends and well we see how it turned out :^). What did the DLC do? It's 10:15 PM here
Yea now that the server issues are fixed there is some fun to be had. I'm still a shit sniper lol
I forgot to space it out, but whatever.
>Anything vulgar, related to drugs, war, bad weather conditions, gore, etc. in YouTube videos will no longer gain value, thus making the YouTubers lose money,
Maybe, but It's getting late, I might sleep once thread is kill.
Anything but sand will be great!
Sorta stopped playing OW, definitely not touching anything when Rise of Iron comes out
S-Sorry if vidya is my only interests in life ;_;
Sniping is easy now! Try it
damn I was so hyped to hunt down my friends and kill them or even just steal a spaceship
Kinda lame, In the end it's just like a super good minecraft mod
Weren't there some recoilless weapons systems like some kind of bazooka during the Great War?
>You're nor my real mom!
Will do once thread is kill
I would recommend. Its free. Didn't have a chance to land. I was either being forced down for am out or being knocked out and stay out
I love her VA
either she glued her shirt to her chest, or her nipples are weird as fuck
I probably won't play rise of iron either
>mfw i pre-ordered it though
Your waifu doesn't wear panties too. Nice.
Just get out and learn damit.
destroying the tripfags?
Go back to your own thread
Again I don't think those are new? are they?
Well.. not ANYTHING.. but i mean yeah I'm excited for some new stuff
I wouldn't know :/ I don't know much about ww1..
Goddammit, just a few more mins ;-;
I though it was only used during WWII
DICE better figure something out
This is in the game, doesn't do too much damage against tanks though, used it for a bit.
Oh joy. My MROLI os the same prep as my colonoscopy. Fuck I love eating plain chicken and rice.
You would be right with that
sorry about that
Yea I tried. I did better than I usually did in BF4 but I was still awful lol. Bullet drop is my bane.
I was pretty hyped to just dick around in space with my friends but if I did end up buying it I'd end up having an imaginary friend. Well I think starbound probably does it better then kek.
Hmmm maybe. I don't know how much I'd play it. I know I got some stuff for it from the humble bundle some time ago. Maybe you just need to git gud
Just checked the muzzle velocity, not surprised it doesn't do much damage..
Which is a shame, that thing could be considered a cannon with that caliber
That would've been awesome, running around with a Panzerfaust
Another nickname to add to the list? You already have smuglord. Just saying hi :D
What am I being judged for?
Okay. Just a few more then
Not even the slightest amount of seasoning, m'smugger?
I did. Game gets brutal very fast homie
>someone smeared butter on my friend's jacket
>I got slapped in the face with a slice of salami
Literally only salt. Low residue diet on Monday, clear liquids only Tuesday.
If you hit them from behind you can probably disable the engine, haven't tried yet but could work like that.
Thing has like 4 shots and you need to be prone to use it.
I wouldn't be too sure about that one.
>But she does like to sleep in the nude sometimes.
This just happened today, a lot of people are getting pissed off about it.
And this to go along with the earlier link.
I was in thread a few hours ago!
Sounds very mundane. Pepper?
so no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke
your love life's doa
Oi alright, suppose it will be benefical
Mmm yeah I cant snipe long range
Fair enough, you think it can disable a turret?
I sure hope they do because i really wanna like that game..
Touch your toes for me.
How is ya? and lol if you want
Oh I see.. hmm..
Possibly, I think I prefer it to dynamite since you don't need to get close to use it.
There's also AT mines.
Too dark or too red. Shows up on the MRI.
Its just raining at 3:40pm.
Heading home now. Back in 40 mins
Well maybe if you're baaaaaad
Yea but I get lucky sometimes lol Have a fun shower mang
Dub dub trips
>I'm going to sleep
And time to hit the hay, goodbye
I'm triggered ove rthe fact that they didn't include France in the game. One of the biggest participant in the war
I tried my hand on the AT grenade, I sucked
That's pretty much the only I tried, I don't go assault that often
I didn't expect it at all ;-;
>The salami didn't taste good either
You're welcome honey ^_^
Fine. Played bf1 and i enjoyed it. The sandy map whatever is called reminds of of tattooine in star wars battlefront game
Heres the list as of now before updating yours in:
Frenemy (rikka only)
Smugalicious (kurisu only)
Smuggles (prinz only)
Smugler (rei only)
Smuggette (rory only)
Senpai (moka only)
Bb (arby tomo only)
Mutha Smugga (sarisa only)
M'smugger (rory only)
Smugwing (maki only)
Warden (mizore only)
Smuglord (nico only)
Smug mug (doll only)
Thicc (renge only)
Smugsy (tristana only)
Shinoe (Uta only)
Get the game and 1v1 me :^)
It's been a slow day
For some, maybe.
I haven't gathered much information yet, but it's still something.