C a n c e r T h e P o o h
i think so. i know Bruce won the first one, and apparently Jack won the second one.
b sports correspondants made their picks
ah, barely missed out
whelp, let's sit back and watch
that happened to me first game. Ed and Steve Harvey died on night one/day two. at least Tem made it close to the end.
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Alright, i think i am in time for the commentary.
-The frenchie actually knows how to handle a sword
-Riff raff is a master of all out fights
-Kazugeta explores the arena so he doesn't die to something stupid (again)
-The moon called NASA to search if it has water
-OP tries to run from gyroman, little he knows he can fly.
-We got flower pickers!
-Everyone hates baily jay for some reason
-Boy scout doesn't do his part at defending the forests, he doesn't check who caused a fire. No medal for you
-Moot is actually spying on people
-it appears Gyroman didn't chased the faggot with bad intentions, they're sleeping together with members of r9k
-Laura has an explosive, pray that she doesn't self detonate her pretty face
-And since some people can't lseep without warmth, they kill the cold fairy
-But somewhere else, Kazugeta's minion claims a death.
-And the pit claims a soul too
Pit: 1, every other hazard: 0
More commentary as soon as i press the update button
God just fought god, God won.
Anyone wanna start taking count of slingshots?
We got now
-Gyro man singing with the two moons about how much he will chop down niggers with gyro attacks
-r9k pussing out a kill
-moot dies, hail god
-pinochet showing her awful cooking skills
-Kazugeta's stand crying about how he keeps losing
And so our lord and saviour fell into the arms of his angels, defeated by his own creation. The universe screams in agony, he will be revenged. Life is cruel, but moot is crueler.
It might be hard to track down slingshots and wooden spears. And in either way it would be pointless, they don't even use them.
One tribute has a slingshot but somehow kills someone with a fukin sword. RNG doesn't track down a tribute's inventory, which is kind of a shame.
samurai jack would beg to differ
SCOUTING REPORT: Riff raff found the crab legs weakpoint and hit for massive damage, Sailor Luna can actually win a 2v1, pinochet has some hot snuggling, r9k gets betrayed by his idol and snowman keeps getting defeated in fights but people are merciful with him.
And luffy falls into a pit, making the socre 2 for the pit.
Extra: Kaz better use that explosive well.
That's it folks, everyone OP rooted for has passed away.
Swopping by to say that i know the feel, my last two tributes died.
Kaz has nightmares, he probably had a dream where he lost (again), meanwhile riff raff holds hands with a chick
I think we all expected the french to lose
>captcha: street signs
>a green wall with nothing on it
Yeah but here's a little thing, smuggie frenchie is a cursed one, everytime she gets killed, the dude that killed her dies later on. I wonder if this is the night that curse is broken
I Shouldnt have spared him
moon man plays dirty like a nignog. what a jerk.
and everyone got their pijamas ready for that giant sleepover. sans snowball bottle because he is still sad of being forced to kill someone.
OP has been avenged
>keep getting street signs as captcha
God has been killed for killing god, the new king is crowned
the assassin died the same way as his target
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.Yellow, black. Yellow, black
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going.
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
Good evening, Megu.
>The last of my 5 tributes are kill.
>Death by starvation.
This is it folks, we're coming down to the final 2 people. In one corner weighing in at 420 pounds, the leader of /b/ MOONMANNNNN PEPEEEE. And in the other corner, weighing in at 1000 minus seven, the inspiration for 4chan SOME DUDE'S ANIME WAIFFUUUUU. You came to watch a fight, and a fight you shall get, LOWERRR THE GATES
Well, damn. That's pretty shitty.
Better luck next time.
before we watch these gladiators, a moment of silence for the fallen
Moon Pepe all the way.
That might depend on how many tributes the next game can handle.
Victor, from the /b/ team, leave the arena now and rest. You've earned it.
Expert on awards, please give out our honorary trophies.
VICTORY: Not moon pepe
KILLSTREAK AWARD: See above
SURVIVAL AWARD: Florida gator, kazugeta
DAY OF HELL DAY 4
DUMBFUCK AWARD: Golden apple karen
Frozen Lake: 2
Toxic Berries: 0, this wins dumbfuck award too.
Pretty sure the Bosnians ate the berries.
hey, Temfag here, just wondering: is this one of those types of threads where a small group of people who know each other shoot the shit while something happens in the background? been off /b/ for a few years so i have no idea. don't want to intrude if that's the case.
In my experience, people lurk a lot, OP(host) sometimes skips boring days until tributes start killing each other but then there's some hype moments.
Its usually bantz and cheering for whatever tribute you posted, or someone goes "fuck i died"
It's alright. No need to worry.
>Captcha wanted Street Sign, the entire picture was the Street Sign.
For fucks sake, I gots here just a bits too lates...
Perhaps tomorrow, maybes.