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H town
210
SAY TOWN
WUP WUP!!
512
>>702183092
210 here as well always hoping for win
My town got devastated by a flood, where am I ?
Heard there's win Brittany g. 210
>>702183271
right?
>>702183428
Never see anything new anymore or old shit.
>>702183605
oh i have some new new
>>702183666
Post them satan.
DAT ASS
Someone say 210?
Any east central or McCollum hoes used to have a few so there out there.
210 YAASSSSSSSSSSS
>>702184379
Moar? First name?
>>702183666
Hail Satan
Laredo reporting
936 model I went to school with
Anything of Raquel z. 210
>>702183168
Ayyy. What up fellow 512?
>>702184518
nah
Never see anything from 817 :(
i do like H town
Im a boob guy from 210
214,972?
pic related
Lily 512
>>702182494
same af
817 please. Prefer high school bitches.
409?
>>702184667
Ayyyyyyyyy
Anyone seen an Amanda Sill posted? From 903 Longview?
Anyone have the Courtney shook nudes?
Melissa Villa 210
>>702185927
Interested as fuck. Have a pic? Any will do.
214
>>702186525
I've seen them but they're really low quality screenshots of an app.
Bump for 210 girls
210 word up.
>>702187057
>>702187158
should i???
>>702185045
940 here, anywhere near denton?
>>702186845
Word...that face is enough. Have the low res nudes?
>>702187272
Yes you should
>>702187363
Think so I'll look for them.
>>702187314
940/903 Fuck all that road work bro.
>>702183168
Same here. West Lake hills
/r/ 361. Anyone??
>>702185220
Aye 817 checking
okay since you say so
956???????
>>702187314
nah,gp
Fort Worth model
>>702187789
Grand Prairie? Ayy what up oak Cliff here
>>702187855
Name? from 817. Went to nshs. Feel like jerking off to bitches.
>>702187565>>702187565
true as fuck. I don't even know my way around anymore because all of it
Def need some 512.
>>702187642
Aye...where abouts?
>>702187630
corpus too
>>702187363
Guess I don't have them I found them on some archive website try thebarchive just search her name.
Round rock?
Same Fort Worth model
940 sanger area here
>>702185045
972 here Rockwall
281 represent!!!
>>702188678
Name brother
Tomball, bitches!
>>702187688
956 my nigga
>>702188432
So much game here, I get so many looks
>>702187995
I avoid university like the plague.
But cute hipster girls.
Too bad about my looks/personality.
713,281,832, hells yeah!
oh look a texan saying hes from texas. how. fucking. unpredictable.
817 please
>>702189236
GTFO nontexan fag
Texas is the greatest country in the world, don't be hating.
>>702189223
Fuck yeah! You got any nudes?
281 here.
>>702189204
go down to old denton around 10
or 11 there's always hot drunk bitches looking for pokemon
>>702189121
Pasadena here
>>702189334
oh wow, a texan calling another person a fag. how. fucking . unpredictable.
>>702188829
Dated a girl from sanger. Not worth it.
RoosterTeeth is the only good thing in fucking Texas anymore
>>702188432
Bump for the 361
They hate us because they ain't us. Haters gonna hate, and ainters gonna ain't.
>>702189488
He said on /b/
>>702183425
That beaner is nasty. Get standards bro at least for your fantasies. All these Texas threads are fucking lame.
>>702189488
Fuck, you just wish you were here in Texas.
Texas is the fucking best country in the USA.
>>702189749
>>702189488
>>702189450
My pokemongo collection is awful. If they were into the actual games though..
>>702183168
512 as well, just moved off Fitzhugh
>>702189749
hey look, a /bro/ calling someone out. how. fucking. predictable, actually.
>>702184711
I feel ya
>>702182494
North Houston checking in
>>702189987
Isn't that why we do it? To perpetuate the image? Faggot.
>>702184144
Kek, def looks like a 210 slut
>>702189180
yo me three where the fuck y'all from
>>702184144
id fuck her
>>702189828
Been there, not so great. full of trigger happy retards.
817
>>702189987
hey look, a faggot
214
>>702190471
Ayy 817
Here's a Houston, really more (Humble) Playboy (Playboy Mexico) whore. I fucked her when her last name wasn't fake and wasn't half silicone. Now she's had tons of plastic surgery and sleeps with dudes for money. Doesn't seem like she's that bad of a mom though surprisingly. Her model name is Katie Calloway. Bump if you know her and want fb or phone number
281 832 reporting in!
>>702190110
Oh shit kingwood WADDUP
>>702191045
h town in this bitch
>>702189443
281 checking in as well with nudes. This is also the guy who posted the playboy chick Katie Calloway. Easy to get nudes of her though
713 JP request
>>702189223
281 Kingwood checking in
Any 936?
Anyone got nudes of this slut? Names Suzy. Used to strip at The Ritz in Houston.
>>702191136
What upppppo fammm, where you at?
>>702189609
Well I am here, therefore...
Your statement has been invalidated.
San Antonio but from Houston checking in. I got bars and sour haze fwm
Houston Heights. Any one have some from Heights high school (used to be Reagan high) class of 2011?
If any of y'all houstonfags got any nudes of this slut Chelsea Blake it would be very cool.
>>702191561
Moar
>>702191664
Fuck I need a hook up in Houston, just moved home from San Antonio lol
>>702190337
Stay to the North side.
Everywhere else is full of fuckers that think they are cool as fuck and own the roads.
Yeah, YOU midtowners.
who dat 713
Looking for Baily Chiles in 817
512 standing by
>>702191695
yo fucc every1 in the heights, claire noble was a bich
All y'all niggas want is weed and Xanax
>>702191664
LMAO damn bro if I was in the city I could help you, I go back once a month I just got back to SA yesterday from all weekend trapping.
Where the kingwood at
>>702190977
I want to fly her to Bahrain and shit on her
>>702191852
>>702192056
accidentally replied to myself, I'm high as fuck lmao
>>702191903
Dammm fammm
>>702191998
double cup love 2 my nigga
Woodlands and Conroe are the only nice places left
>>702191996
I know Claire Noble lmfao
>>702192383
yo fucc her friend grace too and fucc that asian lookking bich i cant remember her name tho...fucc all those biches
>>702191998
Yup maybe if I'm feelin crazy a pain pill here and there. Seen to many of my niggas get hooked hard though.
>>702190653
Redneck heaven?
>>702192218
Ayy
>>702192169
You're good bruh. Yeah I just graduated UTSA. Back in Houston and now all my dealers are either in jail, not sellin, or have moved on to selling tar. Wtf happened to the good old days of 3 dollar Lorcets and 2.50 bars. Htown is going the way of New Orleans
>>702192218
Bitch I wanted to fuck moved to conroe, sucks, told me I could've smashed had she not left
from the shit stain
>>702192218
I'm in Kingwood, and take 1314 to 242 all the time to chill in the woodlands. Real talk though Montgomery County P.D. Is fuckeddddddd up
>>702184989
Please post more of those.
806/325
What's up Texas?
>>702191429
My boy!
>>702192689
Lewisville Redneck Heaven? I've fucked like 4 girls from there
Here is a Dallas model who did Playboy, pretty good Snapchat. Sabrina
>>702192074
Fam Kingwood right here. Who's this sleuth?
>>702193154
What's her name? I bet her and the slut I used to fuck Katie Calloway know each other.
210
>>702193154
Sabrina Nichole? Yeah I've heard of her.
>>702191429
936 Center here
>>702193760
I'm close enough. Porter
>>702193760
Center here to. Never seen another one.
>>702193890
Close enough is 300 miles? Hah Center texas
>>702194025
you graduate from center?
>>702192750
lol i got the packs of bars for 200 100 pack. Lorcets are too hard to get.
>>702194147
Yeah in 2011. You?
texans have small penises, a bad football team and dont know how to shoot guns good.
>>702192769
Well damn man, that sucks.
hook a /b/ro up :)
>>702194265
Actually sville 2012, you got any nudes?
>>702194217
How bout dem Roxy's or any kind of pain pills?
>>702194413
your best bet is getting them off the darknet markets
Oh yeah I forgot, suck a fart Dallas Cowboys fans. Texans beat y'all tonight. Pretty good game for preseason though. Anyways fuck y'all and yalls faglord Jerry Jones.
>>702194397
Nah lost all I had a year or so back. I know shelbyville class of 2012 pretty well. Any nudes from it?
>>702192889
No joke man.
One pulled me over in my hopped up work can and asked if I had a dead body in the back.
I told him "not today"
>>702194396
sure, if you're up for dealing with her bf
>>702194626
Hell yeah fam. Fuck the Cowgirls
>>702194626
h tine baby!
>>702191594
You're a sad fag on /b/ stfu
>>702194752
and you're a sad little biyatch
>>702190653
i have a topless of her somewhere if i can remember what my drunk ass named the file
>>702194674
Shit same all I had was lost on an old phone
>>702194752
I am cooler than you.
Good day.
>>702190471
How much for the one in the right?
>>702192995
i fucked 2 but it was over 2 years ago.
>>702194674
D B ? H F ?
>>702194675
Yep I was getting a P.I. at Main Event in Shenandoah (Woodlands) once and I threw a tiny bag of weed. Charged me with Tampering With Evidence. Same thing as moving a dead body. Ended up getting it expunged after 3 years probation. Watched them plant pills in a friend's car once in New Caney. He got it on video and D.A. Dropped all charges. They don't fool around there
>>702192960
Aye Abilene area
>>702195034
We're probably friends on Facebook. Lol small ass class of 30 something people.
>>702194676
Meh... I am not one of those asses that try to steal a girl from her BF.
I wasn't being serious BTW. Thanks for the LoL tho
>>702188978
rockwall has some great wins
>>702187688
Oh shit waddup
>>702195116
Yeah last time I had one was in 2014. I was dating a girl that lived there. She didn't put out that much, went to eat there while she was at work. Cheated on her.
>>702195218
I have a druggy sister living there.
Do me a favor. Fucking keep her.
>>702195185
Tomball PD is crooked as fuck too.
Hell, all of Houston is an authority cesspool.
>>702195448
What's her name??
Houston may not be the most beautiful city, but we have some damn good food
>>702195284
Could've fooled me, idc tbh. Do what you want, no prob.
>>702189054
Ayyy same
>>702195283
Probably haha everyone knew me in sville
>>702189223
281 Alvin my dudes
>>702195799
Same here. Kingwood
>>702195400
ill always wanted that thin white waitress with the giant booty. I could deal with that skrillex haircut for a few rounds with that butt
>>702195976
Yo who's this fam
>>702182000
League City anybody?
>>702195836
I watched you graduate
>>702194346
el paso with 8 inches here
>fuck off
>>702183298
Under water
>>702196044
Haley warr. She went to center high school. She models now. Some more pics higher in thread
>>702196009
So you live in Lewisville? You know this sleuth on the left with the schnoz?
If I could only eat one thing for the rest of my life,
BBQ would be it.
And Texas is THE PLACE to be.
Let them hate. I will enjoy my MAN food.
Nobody else from the LC?
>>702196151
I drive down that way sometimes for work.
>>702183298
if you are referring to a flood of fucking messcans then you are in literally every city in texas. not liking the infestation has given the master race and the niggers something to bond over
>>702194872
Post it!
>>702190337
Obviously not enough since you're still alive
>>702196303
She's fine, I've got 6 mutual friends with her.
>>702196151
Not League City, but 409 here
>>702191429
I just moved from Conroe to DFW area any advice on places I should avoid /b/ros?
>>702192995
Yes that's the one.
>>702196385
Franklins in Austin, and Salt Lick near New Braunfels have the best BBQ in the nation fam.
>>702196385
Hell yeah
>>702196525
Sville bro or someone different ?
Anyone got 940? Wichita Falls
Houston
Galveston
Bay area
>Where my islander slots @?
>>702196304
i live near lewisville. I dont know the chick on the left or where she currently is but I do know that she can probably smell the fart that I just ripped wherever she is
>>702196303
She's fine. Know any of our mutual friends? Forgot to attach pic in last reply
>>702192074
Who dis? Need name if you still here fam
>>702196426
League city reppin
>>702196616
dont forget about the 3 places in Lockhart
>if you need sauce for your bbq you aint cooking it right
>>702196756
Nope Jessie Soto looks familiar though.
>>702196753
Bahahahahaaha I used to bang her. She could smell the sunrise bro. Or just inhaled a coat hangar. If I'm being honest though, big noses on chicks is kinda thumbs up for me...smh
>>702192218
Been to Plano this hoe is nice. I will compare it to the Woodlands more to do in Plano thou
>>702196616
I'll have to try that out when I visit next time.
In Houston, Rudy's is the BOMB.
There is also this place in Conroe called McKenzies.
>>702196666
Sville here idk what you saying but I'll check these
>>702196666
Them quads my nigga
>>702197272
Haha holy shit quads I didn't even notice.
>>702194256
Besides that Jew nose, she ain't bad
>>702197119
Oh, don't take offence.
I meant in the Houston area, not all of Texas.
The mex ruined the majority of H town
>>702196747
Crystal Beach just a ferry ride away
>>702196896
Man I fuckin love these Texas threads. Fuck the haters. We're like our own country, it's dope.
>>702196303
Ohh wait shit I know her!
>>702196666
>>702197029
i like big noses too because it keeps a bitch humble. She can have a 10/10 body and pretty eyes and a great smile but that fucking honker keeps that ego in check like a motherfucker
>>702182000
>936 model I went to school with
Check her here then man
>>702197661
>>702197246
Rudys is good. The aforementioned places (Salt Lick and Franklins are literally world famous) on another level. Best BBQ spot in Houston is Brookstreet in Montrose. Gotta make a reservation if you don't wanna wait forever, or just get it to go. Also be prepared to spend a pretty penny. It is super fuckin good though.
>>702197580
I love how BlueBell is explicitly acknowledged
LOL
>>702184612
Here is Haley's full frontal
>>702197119
Plano is really nice.
>>702197580
>>702197998
Yeah I just connected the dots, I forgot about here
>>702197522
Yeah, I fucking love mexiwomen though
>>702198030
Yeah, if you like yuppy faggot BBQ!
>>702197855
Haha so fuckin true. You got a good head on your shoulders /b/ro
>>702198044
the factory got closed down because of fucking listeria and no fucks were given. people were running to buy it before they stores could clear the shelves and people flew to the store the day it came back
>shit is awesome.
>>702185045
972 mckinney checking in
got any more of her?
>>702186591
>>702190653
>>702193154
>>702197580
So accurate. *baptists* Kek
>>702196490
still looking, anon
>>702198282
True. Still good though.
>>702192887
from houston, living in katy rn
>>702198344
great minds, anon. great minds
>>702196599
oakcliff, oak lawn, most things with oak in them like the oaks apartments are ghetto and sketchy as fuck. there was a police shootout there in plano a few years ago. some parts of garland are sketchy too.
FOOD: velvet taco, whiskey cake, bone daddys, fritzel's (german/austrian place in rowlett), hypnotic donuts is the only thing good about garland. chicken biscuits dude oh my gah that shit is amazing. and the chocolate/chocolate yeast donuts. fuckin A i hate living 45 mins from there :/
903
>>702198971
Dam fam
>>702182000
214 IN THE BUILDING!
Still looking for Baily Chiles if anyone has her.
>>702182494
Hold it down.
>>702197855
Fuckin kek
I'd buy you a beer any day sir
Went to visit my bud at UT not long ago and met this Tx legend. Sat at the bar and talked about working with Linklater on Dazed & Confused while drinking a shiner
>>702198763
Guess I missed them.
Redo?
>>702199285
Seconded
>>702199434
any butthole?
>>702198971
More God damn it
>>702198763
No but let's start with that beautiful vijay jay anon
>>702194712
>preseason
>meaning anything
Choose one.
>>702199285
and i would drink it, /b/rother
>>702199434
>saved
Anybody else notice how dope this thread is and how it actually stayed on topic and there's not traps and Spider-Man and bananas and shit? We're gentlemen who wanna look at tits and talk beer and drugs and shit. If only the rest of the world was like us.
>>702199434
Hey man, if you need help, I am down for tag-teaming her ass. LoL
>>702182000
bro... I'm messin' with you
>>702185045
972, 214 Allen, checking in
>>702199538
Got a body like a concentration camp victim, but whatevs I like boobies. Keep it up brother
>>702199663
Anon, you gone and fukd up.
Now they will come...
>>702199571
Pft... So sorry about Romo btw. Kek
>>702199663
Be the change on b that you want to see
>>702199863
lmao tony homo at home sucking cock where he's supposed to be.
318 shreveport what what
whats up to mo city
slow ridin bangin all in my dome
>>702189609
There's a few other things. A few
956
>>702199663
>>702199663
Why did you have to say this, fucktard?
Walking away from the bar.
>>702199571
Don't make me sick JJ Watt on you to rip Dak Prescotts dick off, like Seattle did to yalls lord and savior Romo. (God being Jerry Jones.) but on a real not I hate on the cowboys but it's a bummer about Romo, I was looking forward to seeing what fun he could get into this season.
>>702199977
check'd
>>702199977
fuck romeo
>>702199863
>>702199977
>>702200038
>mfw you guys have never won a superb owl and will never.
>>702199807
Yeah I thought that after I posted. Smh, I've buried us all...
>>702185131
>>702185131
Pretty sure i know who youre talking about and im pretty sure thats not her. Those boobs are WAAAAY too big lol
>>702199807
what are the winning powerball and mega millions numbers for this upcoming weekend?
>>702200003
>>702200003
Spider-Man almost got sick ass quints
>>702198515
972 frisco here, wish I knew her :/
>>702199663
>>702196304
Top fucking kek sir.
>>702200029
Jesus I was a fool. Forgive me friends
>>702200038
Texans have only made 3 playoff appearances. You guys are trash lol.
>>702200205
Sorry bro, I don't play
I'm looking for Stefanie Ramirez from Houston / Corpus Christi area. Leslie Coronado Houston
Please someone find Stefanie !+9001 internetz
817/972/214
Check in
>>702192889
Take grand parkway now cuts that commute in half
>>702200153
We're a much younger team. And much better than the Cowboys still.
940 Wichita Falls reporting in
>>702200510
More
>>702200460
We don't need a good team.
We have JJ ! LMAO
People watch the horrible matches just to seem him kick ass.
>>702200343
Please tell me you're Kek'n cuz you know her?
>>702200507
Post on HUR News it's a group on fb with over 20,000 members
>>702200512
Yeah, if you have a leg to spare for payment
>>702199663
texas boys be goin off
>>702200510
whats her name or initials?
>>702200429
Lurk moar and shut the fuck up. Seriously.
>>702200577
u ever see rippetoe
>>702200547
>Houston Oilers never won shit either
The cowboys have won just as many playoff games in 2014 than you have in your entire franchise history. kek
The texans blow and have an inferiority complex because no one watches them and the boys get all the coverage.
jammin screw and smokin blunts cruising down 45 boyyy
>>702200165
Any of her butterflying her pussy lips?
>>702200883
dude just shut up and suck a dick, face it the cowboys blow my nigga
>>702200547
lol thats all you can say.
>>702200889
mein neger!
