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military REPORT IN!
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Fuck off baby killer.
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>>702170476
pyrotechnic here sir
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Fuck you
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>>702170593
fuck you, you cunt. never fired against a child nor a civilian target. fuck you
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>>702170593

you, sir, are a moron...
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>>702170593
Would you rather have no military?
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>>702170715

Woah- PTSD flaring up, sport?
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>>702170903
maybe.. i dont know yet tbh.sport? dont know what you mean but im a "jägare" ranger in english i guess. not sure if i have ptsd
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How do you know if a guy was in the military?


Don't worry he'll tell you all about it.
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PFC. Dirt bag reporting in.
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Fightin 55th hua
inb4 chair force
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>>702171344
you mean how you call an airstrike to american forces over an open channel to aid us UN fuckers?
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>>702170715
So? You're still a fucking baby killer. You've killed someone that was once a baby.
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5th /K/ommando Group here to take our thread back. OP pls lower your dic and consent to search or we will be forced to call you an fgt.
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>>702170476

>sweden

lol, what do you fags do? Get buttfucked by muslims?
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>>702171769
Christ, could that bait be any lower quality
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i was a sargeant and a squad leader in my JROTC does that count?

jokes aside, my hats off to you niggas
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Civilian reporting in. Currently sleeping in my DD214 blanket.
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>>702171920
kek stole my post
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refugees make sweden their little bitch
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>>702171920
tbh, most of us joined a PMC. majority went to china or russia. the noobs thought the american academi was worht it but lol. look at em
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>>702171966
Can't wait until I sleep in mine
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Chief checking in. What do you faggots want to know about master race of all ranks?
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It's okay guys. I'm with the national guard, and we'll restore order to this thread.
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>>702170476
keep the thread alive. give us some war stories grampa
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>>702172270
Piss off this is under 5th /Kommando jurisdiction. We have authorization from the asbergers president of /pol/
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>>702170476
Murican 19D reporting in
>inb4 baby killer

It had a weapon. So fuck off a few miles.
Also fuck you swede, fuckin gear queer
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>>702172253

True story....used to love our WO's. They were like super NCO's with officer-like power, and didn't give a fuck like a Sergeant Major.
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3rd ID reporting in
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Bavarian Reserves reporting in!
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>>702170476
usn veteran. served in the first gulf war in bahrain, saudi arabia, and even made it into iraq.

Sent from my Android phone
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>>702171966
Been sleeping in mine for 6 years now after serving 8. Feels good man.
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>>702172382
this. i wanna hear some shit
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>>702172623
1st ID here. Suck my big red one biiiiiiiiitch
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>>702172382
not much to give man, i was vehicle gunner one time in pakistan and we ran into an rpg team at our side. we just ended them. i remember the shout out "hostile team at our 4 o clock, possibly RPG" all 4 vehicles just spat fire on that shit
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Active duty 5831 here, anyone know anyone locked up in the brig?
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>>702172609
We still dgaf. My mentor was an old school warrant who never went to formation, drank a gallon of coffee, and could recite TTPs like biblical scripture. I plan to take that to a new level.
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>>702172382
>>702172942
>>>/k/31171354
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>>702173099
Lying sack of shit. Gunners keep their sectors in a fire fight. Everyone dropping security to "spit fire" at a target is a big no no. Regardless your full of fucking shit. Probably some some fat ass neckbeard braiding his pubes and eating Cheetos. Fucking shitbag
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Red leader standing bye
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>>702173453
You're lucky I'm part of a strike force in Aleppo right now or I'd kick your ass.
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Big Red standing by
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>>702173453
4 vehicles. i was 1st so i watch our 11 to 13 our 2nd watch 14-16 our third watch 20-24 and fourth got 17-19. the fucks wrong with you boy?
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>>702173775
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Rah, kill babies.
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Terminal HN standing the fuck by
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USMC E-3 1161 reserve reporting in
>Should have gone active.
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If one were to attempt joining the US Navy, what are the chances of actually getting the job you wanted? If they tell you they're giving you a different one than you signed up for, can you get the fuck out, or are you genuinely fucked?
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>>702173912
Go play some more arma you lying sack of shit.
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>>702173787
Red Auerbach standing by
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>>702173941
dolt...
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Does Coast Guard count?
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>>702170476
Unislav reporting for duty!
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>>702174199
You can quit anytime before you leave for boot if you aren't satisfied with what they are offering. It's frowned upon but you aren't doing anything illegal. Don't get stuck doing something you will hate.
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>>702174194
Active service is shit man. Peace time Marine Corps is fucking awful. With your MOS all you would have done is play games and hated your life. Do something with yourself while you slowly earn your GI Bill.
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>>702174551
Same for army. I'm a fucking scout and peace time garrison fucking SUCKS. Christ it's boring
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>>702174551
Kinda stuck up shits creek right now. Trying for a job soon that will make me more money.
>Reerves are supposed to deploy more than active!
Bullshit, I got lucky and went on a joint op with the army in the states but my unit hasn't seen combat since the beginning of iraq.
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>>702174199
You can get out. There's like a release of your still so green kind of deal you can pull. They might lie to you and tell you you'll go to jail or some shit, but they're lying. Just google the order for eas/retirement/early release and it should pull up some big document. Rifle through it and read what it says so you know what your allowed to do.
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>>702170476
I'm not officially in the military, but I feel like I should be considered military personnel for the great service I've done for our fighting men: I dick all your women while you're deployed to make sure they get their rocks off and impregnate a few so they can claim you're the father and tie you down for ever.

Feel free to say "thanks Jody."
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>>702170476

UAV Op checking in.
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Radar reporting in
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Fuck you for your service, sir!
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>>702174199
U take a test called the asvab. The higher your score the more options you have and you can pick any ur eligible for. Also the asvab is the first step before you sign up fully. U can walk away if u hate what they offer but again what you are offerred. If ur a retard don't be surprised when their like ur a CS (culinary specialist) AKA fry cook
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Delta Force here.
Army's pretty cool. After 3 kills you get a UAV and get to call in an airstrike for 5.
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>>702170476

You had a fish bowl on your deployment? Musta been nice.
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>>702174939
ThAnks Jody. I will assfuck you till your corneas turn white
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0352 reporting in.
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>>702175433
Sound mad bro. I guess Jody has been around your house while you were away. Poor guy.
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ThinkinG of joining navy, should I, or not?
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>>702175809
Yup. Wanna give me a hug?
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>>702175903
Do it.
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74D with 2ID reporting
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>>702174349
roflmao
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I fuckin can't wait to get out of the Army
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>>702175903
Yes.
Experience: read a pamphlet once.
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>>702170476
>>702170715

babykiller spotted
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>>702170715
I fired at bullet catchers. Got me a score of 4.
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>>702176332
Job?
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>>702170476
>this is so much airsoft
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>>702176420
methdealer
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>>702176420
12B Combat Engineer
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>>702176385
Meh, I almost shot at the kid. lil shit had a phone on a black msr.
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>>702176541
Nice. My asvab was to low for that one.
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>>702175973
Are you in navy?
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>>702176343
Kek
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>>702176723
you'll get there one day son, just believe in yourself
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>>702173198
Know someone who may, hit his wife and fucked up her nose, I think she reported it to an mp.
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Navy Ranger Force Recon Sniper Scout checking in
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>>702172253
Dirtbag E-7*
Real Chiefs don't browse 4chan. :^)
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>>702176891
I hope so. Thanks buddy!
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>>702170476
>dressed up in a house, with gun
>HDR
>scowl
>posting on 4chan for attention.
GTFO attention whore. You're one of those faggots who joined the military for praise.
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>>702170476
nice airsoft gear faggot
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>>702176732
Nope. I cut grass for the parks department.
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R22eR repoting in
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>>702174910
Am I to believe you can also legally leave during but before ending bootcamp?

Furthermore, lets say hypothetically I'm dissatisfied with my given ASVAB score, can I retake it and change their minds?

Are you saying they can choose for me if I score poorly, but if I score well, they give me my pick?
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>swe
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3. Waffen-SS Zug reportiert ein
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>>702170476

The main religion in New Turkey is Islam, right? So, who do you guys fight?
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E5 flight medic reporting in!
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>>702177045
>R22eR?
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>>702170476
Fire Support standing by.
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>>702174199
At least get a job promised and in writing. Make sure they are sending you to A school right after boot camp. Don't go undesignated and strike for a job. You'll be chipping paint in the hot sun, garaunteed.
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>>702177480
royal 22nd regiment 6th battalion my man
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>>702170593
Fucking Libtards
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Might as well post a picture too.
t. >>702172415

>>702170476
The Sacci FJS is the most horrible rucksack I've ever carried.
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>>702175157
See >>702177151

>>702177622
Does that make a difference, having it in writing? I feel like people are telling me that I can test into a job, get accepted, agree to it, go to boot for it, and then get told "Oh, by the way, you're now an EOD diver, we decided to change your rate"
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>>702176952
Stupid Navy faggot detected.
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>>702177725
BA, thanks for the info, lookin dat shit up.
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>>702177725
soon ill be moving to FMR
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I'm going to be taking my asvab pretty soon, what's best way to score a 60+? I didn't really pay attention in highschool so I might be fucked on the math part. What kind of math and other questions are on the asvab that some of you may remember?
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Chair Force E-5 mechanic bored as fuck on mids

Suck my pole
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Navy aviation Mech reporting
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>>702171963
You'd have to be able to properly spell your rank for it to count.
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>>702178348
Lots of shit. My recruiter gave me this website to practice years ago.
4tests.com
Take the pratice asvab, its a pretty good example of how the real thing is. I got a 63 on mine and im borderline retarded. Higher you get the more opportunities you can consider, study up ya fuck!
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>>702172157
Which PMC? I was Triple Canopy for a year after two rotations in Afghanistan and three in Iraq.
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Faggot ass marine infantry here
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>>702178348
We don't need anymore shit bag retards, so seek employment elsewhere, aka 69 Hotel Fort Couch.
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>>702178861
How was TC? I just applied for a pos 2 days ago?
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>>702178866
Mos?
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>>702177914
When you enlist, you sign a contract that outlines what agreements have been made. Don't think your recruiter is your buddy and will have your back. Read it thoroughly and make sure you have the school for the job you want. Without the school, you have to strike, I.e work in the position, to get the rate. Recruiters use this to mislead, it's not guaranteed this way. You have an official rating only at the completion of your A school
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>>702179108
Was 0351, out for 6 years and happy as fuck
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German Nazi Reporting in
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>>702178861
It was really good money. It was still pretty Wild West at the time. I'm sure things have tightened up a bit. The younger guys were great because they were all coming right of active duty. The older guys were fucking horror show. All ex spec ops guys from the 90's that wanted to be fucking Steven Segal.
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>>702170476
Military is for braindead faggots who are too stupid to fucking think for themselves and can't work out what to do in life once the teacher is no longer there spoonfeeding them, so they go to "adult school" and spend more time being told what to do, what to wear, when to shit, eat, and so on...it's fucking pathetic.

More so when they think walking around in "wars" that are less exciting than fucking Airsoft and less dangerous than fucking Paintballing makes them manly or dangerous, cool or relevant, or better than the general population.

It's really fucking sad. These robots come back and act like they can't fit in, it's true - but only because they're braindead faggots who NEED to be told how to live their life at every fucking moment in order to feel like they have a reason to be alive. All this PTSD trauma "teach us how 2 kill but not how 2 live" bullshit..

..just fuck off, faggot. You're not the reason I sleep safe in my bed at night, you're just another faggot waste of life that we all hope a bullet will find eventually. There'll be no fucking shortage of replacements, that's for damn sure.
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>>702179252
I bet. They are kicking all the 51s out of wpns Cos now. They just kicked 4 out of our company. Jelious af right now
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1/25th ID
1/24 Infantry Regiment
Not getting my company fuck you
>fort wainwright reporting in
Also fuck POGs
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>>702179409
You know we do a lot of different things then kill people, right ?
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you done goofed America
now Jews run our country
how does it feel to be Israel's mercenary army?
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>>702179409
Nice bait fag
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>>702179865
Fuck off polish faggot
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>>702179409
While I respect your right to troll, and have opinions, you sir, are a dumbass.

If I didn't enlist, and nobody else enlisted, you think these safe and boring wars wouldn't happen? They'd still happen, but we would have to enact a draft. Then instead of a professional military, we could end up with you. And then we would be fucked. We would all be fucked. Because while you have the conviction to speak your mind, even an unpopular opinion, albeit anonymously; I get the feeling a debate isn't what the enemy is interested in. Then when the moment comes, and you reveal yourself lacking the intestinal fortitude to commit immediate violence of action; the best case scenario is you get killed, worst case you get someone else killed.

Grow up.
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>>702179409
Yeah all those WW2 vets were fucking pussies just looking for a thrill fucking posers
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>>702176596
I was a 12b also. was in for about a year and 11 months, now I'm retired at age of 23 after a few months in afghanistan.
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>>702179409
>wars that are less exciting than airsoft
>less dangerous than paintball

Spoken like someone who's never been in combat.
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>not killing niglets

are you a real aryan soldier?
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>>702180587
If he was ever in a life or death scenario he'd probably get tunnel vision shit himself then pass out
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>>702176952
Trust me Chief lurks
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>>702179468
Shit was fake and gay, I was trained to blow shit up but all I did was drive a humvee.

I'm actually kinda pissed I ever did that, it was a big fucking waste of time and gay. More than anything the military was pretty queer

I can't even fucking imagine how it is now lol
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>>702180801
I doubt it, all the chiefs I deal with don't seem the type to browse this shit, nor welcome the online criticism
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Lol
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>>702180801
Just like that army general who's into swinging and got caught with his pants down and dick out

Yea, bad apples all around. So much for honor, courage and commitment
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>>702181334
Well I'm not every other fucking Chief. The two dots on my chest happen to enjoy a good time. Been lurking for 3 years but this is the first time I've posted on here. What kind of warrants are you accustomed to?
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>>702181831
Yea, no amount of brainwashing can correct examples like that at the top of the chain.
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>>702182150
Well, what's your rate. There's no real cut and dry tempo with chiefs if you know what I mean. I'm fairly surprised if any would browse her
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>>702181502
Ouch.
https://www.instagram.com/soe_swe/
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:Q0efP6sDfQQJ:devtsix.com/forum/viewtopic.php%3Ff%3D13%26t%3D144%26start%3D6800+&cd=15&hl=fi&ct=clnk&gl=fi
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>>702182150
I'm sorry..... dots? What the fuck are you talking about
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>>702170593
Babies are assholes
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Senior in High School here, just finished applying to Naval Academy. Any advice on how to be a good officer?
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>>702170715
What your doing is wrong and evil. You don't even realy know why you are killing people. You don't ask, you just kill and believe what is told by your boss, and the media. you believe it is to 'protect' america.. You are what is called a moron. Millions of indians, vietnamese were killed by idiots like you, and the list goes on.
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>feels like ultimate badass
>hides face due to fear
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>>702182932
Don't change, be a normal person and don't act holier than thou just because you went to that shit. You'll have cwo2 with 20+ years experience saluting you and you won't know shit. You're notihing but an emblem.
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>>702182833
Are you thinking Navy Chief?
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>>702183226
Are you responding to a post about chiefs? If so then yes
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>>702182932
Don't slack, be reasonable, know what you're doing and listen to your subordinates. Also this: >>702183225
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>>702183103
Again, I respect your right to troll.

You understand the problem with scaling an argument don't you? Im assuming you have a job or are in school. If so, there's a pretty good chance you're connected in some way to some pretty deplorable shit. Does that make you as culpable as the people deciding to do the bad shit?
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>>702183383
>>702183383
>>702183383
>>702183383
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>>702182932
join submarines so I can tell you how stupid you are as an enlisted person
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Thanks b\bro. Hope I get in, or else it's ROTC at a shitty state school for me
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>>702183442
Ahh yes. Subs. 120 men go out to sea, 60 couples come back.
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>>702183439
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>>702183350
No I'm not a navy Chief.
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>>702183558
>Implying we aren't gay when we go out
Also it ain't queer if you're away from the pier.
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>>702183588
So what the fuck are you going on about? Probably some AE3 thinking they're hot shit
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>>702183857
Away from the pier... Please tell me that is an actual naval saying. Awesome. I was army so I wouldn't know.
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>>702182806
so these guys aren't even airsofters? they just do reenactments? how gay.
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HM1 checking in.
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>>702183961
Read thread.
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>>702179409
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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>>702171262
Tack för att du tjänar Sverige vårt fosterland here some pussy for you
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>>702184064
Ooooohhh, what take ya 20 years to get there buddy??
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>>702184275
6 years.
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>>702184049
MilSim could potentially be useful but on the other hand you could just as well do real reservist training. So yes, they are below airsofters.
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>>702184064
Go give some HEPA and Typhoid shots and get the fuck off the computer
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>>702184263
He's not a real soldier. Search the image on Google.
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68W checking in
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>>702184413
That's what I got HN's for.
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>>702184341
Doubt it faggot. Nice try though HM has been so overcrowded it would take you wayyyy longer to become a first.
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>>702170476
Monkey circus do you mean
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>>702170476
I was court marshaled for trying to talk a dude I to committing suicide. I hated that fuck.
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>>702179409
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19Delta at your service.>>702170476
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fucking boot
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>>702184674
Not if you bounce around to a different Battalion every year and get the transfer EP within 90 days of your regular periodic. Helped me fly right up the chain. I made HM1 in 2011, been stuck there ever since, doesn't matter though I'm currently in a Navy commissioning program and will be a JG soon.
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>>702184820
Fuck off leg
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>>702185027
>"Battalion"
Okbuddy
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>>702185189
Corpsman go with Marines you dense fucking retard.
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>>702183103
Shut up Hajii
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>>702170476

PSA: the military is compiled of gay, idiot monkeys who barely know how to read or write, because they are only trained how to fuck each other like spartans. They are trained to kill anyone they think will infiltrate and fuck their comrades.

The armed forced is a conglomerate built on homosexual jealousy. Bullets are tiny peens, Freud was right all along.

Go fuck yourselves.
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>>702185533
Projecting much?
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>>702170476
Alphatraz 3/75
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>>702174199
Don't be a maintainer.
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>>702170476
we don't need you crazy motherfuckers going around killing innocent brown people. Fuck off.
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>>702170476
Love the candles hanging off your kit mate. Lovely useless tactical sling
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>when you sleep all the way through staff duty without getting caught
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Hooyah
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>>702172808
I like your paintings guy
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>>702185645

>>702185533
here

your comment makes no sense.
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>>702186017
Who are you, Pacino?
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>>702186096
It does to people with critical thinking skills.
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>>702182932
Try to understand the struggle of enlisted. Actually think about what you are ordering that person to do.
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>>702186184

no it doesn't. the definition of projecting makes no sense when surrounded by the words you placed around it.
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OGA here. Caught a many of ride from the birds in brown. 101 Charlie rider.
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>be me
>be in military
>realize that 90% of military are psychotic bloodthirsty killers
>wish I can go home...
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>>702182932
Don't give orders for anything you're not willing to do yourself. Don't try to make Sr enlisted the bad cop to your good cop. A lot of officers feel they need to separate themselves from the Jr enlisted. Don't do that. You don't need to be best friends with them, but get to know them, learn about them. Your men will respect you a lot more. Realize, also, some of those e-4's and e-5's have years of experience on you. Don't take that for granted. Of course I'm speaking from the perspective of army infantry. Could be totally different for you guys on your yachts.
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>>702182932
Don't try and be one of those dumb fuck officers that gets to his department and thinks that he needs to take charge and micromanage everything. You have a degree and you've been taught how to wear a uniform, you may even have attended a few "leadership" courses but at the end of the day you're still a know nothing boot. Shut your fucking mouth when you get to your division, observe, do your technical or admin job and consult the Chief on enlisted matters before sticking your fat foot in your mouth. Do this and you will command much greater respect from those you are charged to lead. Wait until you become a full LT before you try being a big shot, before then you're just going to look like a cretin because you really will have no idea what the hell you are doing.
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>>702186373
Don't strain your brain too hard.
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how many of you men enlisted for personal gain and not for the betterment of the country/world?

when you join for personal benefit should I feel grateful for the services you've done for the country?

This is in disregard to men who have been drafted.
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>>702186769
>realize that 90% of military are psychotic bloodthirsty killers

You're not in the military my dude
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>>702187108
If you joined for personal gain you're selfish, if you joined to fight then you are nothing but a blood thirsty killer, there is no winning with some people. Not that I am saying you said all of those things, but that is just the typical mentality of anti-military people.
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>>702174194
0331, all i wanted to do was hump an m240 through the sandbox, now im stuck in 29 dicking around
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>>702186017
Hooyah shipmate
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>>702187491
Well at least you're still in some kind of sandbox, of course it is the asshole of the MC but still a sandbox.
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>>702170476
Does it count if I am going to USMC boot camp on the 6th?
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>>702187053

Looking beyond you throwaway insult, designed to release some dopamine in your sadistic head, let's look at the definition of the word 'projecting' and apply it to your original comment. Then look at how it applies to the original comment's context and find that indeed it makes no sense.

Def 1:
"estimate or forecast (something) on the basis of present trends." much?

This makes no sense, as I wasn't estimating or forecasting anything.

Def 2:
"extend outwards beyond something else; protrude." much?

This makes no sense, as there was nothing related to physical protrusion, or extension within the original comment.

Conclusion:

Your comment makes no sense.

I would like some clarity on what you were trying to say however, as I don't think you worded it properly.
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>>702187958
lol you're fucked rip
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>>702170593
fuck you shithead
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>>702187958
join the coast guard kid, USMC is shit during peace time. You missed the boat for TWO wars
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>>702187996
>>702187053
JUST KISS ALREADY!!!!!!!
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Hooyah AW's
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>>702183103
but thats a swede
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>>702188223
Like another war is not going to start in a few months anyways.
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>>702172596
Garryowen ya slut
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>>702170715
difficult to do in airsoft m8
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>>702188300
EM M8
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>>702187335
which is why I'm asking people that are actually in the military, while the latter is considered I don't think it'd ever be enough to sway MOST men to join the military
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>>702188272

I find this person repulsive.
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>>702188401
i swear to /b/ if another war starts ill reenlist
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>>702188460
Denial
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>>702188090
Its gonna be fun. Like fat kid summer camp. Yes there may be ice cream in the chow hall but if you taste it they will make you work out until you taste it again.
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Navy nuclear chemist checking in.
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82nd ABN Reporting in. About to go back in but the coast guard this time. AMA Faggots.
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>>702188498
Well if Donald becomes the president (which he will) we are going to the middle east again to kill some Islamic State Hajis.
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>>702188661
>liar detected
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>>702188746
What was Haji food like?
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>>702188817
No shit bud. I actually got out a little bit ago. Look up navy ELT.
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>>702188746
fuck the 82nd, id kill myself if i ended in there
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>>702188926
You mean ET?
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>>702188661

ay FC3 here. we hear horror stories of how bored you guys get. Is it true some nuke made a safety procedure for what to do if there's a dinosaur in the reactor?
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>>702189023
No. ELT
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>>702188850
Honestly way better than the shitty processed bullshit we had on the base. At one point during my deployment the company commander got the bright idea to buy a fuck ton of goats from the local farmers so that they could walk in front of us and trigger the mines. But what he forgot to factor for was that unless you HERD the fucking goats they go wherever they want. Our mission was to train a platoon of Afghan National Army soldiers to conduct counter terrorist operations in the area so there was like 40 of them with us so we just gave the sheep to them. They butchered 5 of them the first night we gave them to them and we all had a feast. Nothing has ever tasted as good.
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>>702189275
So you were originally an NMM?
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>>702170476
fuck the military and the soldiers. more that die from stupid shit like fighting over oil, the more i don't give a crap.
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>>702189474
Yes. MMN
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>>702189275

An MM that does boiler water analysis. Can't fool me you shit sweeper.
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>>702189020
Yeah it sucked dick. That's why I got out. Using the GI Bill now and talking to a coast guard recruiter. I want to go back in but fuck grunt life. It was fun while I was young but i don't know how people do that shit for 20 years.
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>>702189591
And nuclear reactor moderator analysis. But sure.
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Navy 1310 O-3 here
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>>702170877
With no soldiers there are no civilians.
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>>702189874
So an LT but wtf do those numbers mean
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>>702189515
WOAH what an opinion! You formed that all by yourself through extensive research?!? Bro, you must be a god damn genius!!! Most people just see some movies on a subject and think they're an expert, but I'm glad you really took the time to learn about the matter thoroughly and then present you well thought-out stance so concisely for our convenience.
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>>702189756
let me guess, you failed out of rasp or 18x and ended up there?
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>>702176935
kek
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>>702190127
nice run-on sentence faggot.
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>>702170476
not in the military but Thank all of you guys for your service to our country!
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>>702189874
1310=Aviator
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>>702190129
Naw just wanted to jump out of planes for free. Let me guess your a leg who a paratrooper was a dickhead to? Not all 82nd guys are assholes although I will tell you we skew heavy in that direction.
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>>702190346
AND HE'S A GRAMMATICAL GENIUS TOO?! I'll be sure to swing on by here if I have any important papers I need proofread. Bless you sir, and thank you for gracing us with your presence.
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>>702190346
>being this desperate for insults
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>>702190640
>>702190346
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>>702190606
please get shot at.
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>>702190472
nah im a grunt in the corp, but i have a friend that fucked up in rasp and ended up in the 82nd. Heard a lot of people in the 82nd have that in common lol
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>>702170476
In process of becoming 1a031 currently, Flight Crew boyyyyyy
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>>702188746
looking forward to fishing?
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>>702190472
>>702189756

Man, that pass looks sketchy af. Were y'all just resting there or what? I can appreciate an authentic picture like these
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>>702191107
Honestly, I think this picture perfectly captures when I stopped giving a fuck whether I lived or died. We were balls deep in Kandahar and people kept blowing up, we kept getting ambushed and more than anything we kept finding IED's everywhere. The locals wouldnt tell us shit and everyday we kept finding more and more. I was constantly worried for my safety until one day I just said fuck it. If its my turn to die then I guess I'm going to die. I feel like I left my innocence and the part of me that cared about my fellow man over their and this picture kind of represent that.
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ty 4 protecting our country. salute.
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>>702183103
Leave
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Reporting in from SF
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>>702170476
When you dress up to play cod
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>>702191347
We were pulling security on that pass while our Platoon leader had a meeting with the village elders. We had a machine gun aimed down the road so it was all gravy lol.
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>>702189756
Nice hammerhead, bree
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>>702189358
Goats and sheep are not the same thing
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>>702190129
Ha. If he failed RASP or SFAS he wouldn't have been rewarded with 82nd. Probably would have gone 10th MTN at that point.
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>>702170476
Ready sir!!! Im the best tank ninja in the rangers sir.
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>>702170593
Nothing wrong with killing ANY dirty sand nigger
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>>702193149
Lol yeah my bad it was sheep with big asses. Here is a pic. If you guys have any questions feel free to ask. I have a ton of pics to.
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>>702189209
What's your NEC m8?

1156 Sea-Sparrow here.
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10th mountian 2/22 reporting
11B
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>>702193405
I think it'd be dumb to since he'd already be airborne qualified
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>>702193935

ACNT, still in training.

How long have you been in?
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>>702170476
this might be the gayest thing I've ever seen on 4chan
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>>702174349
Coastie here as well. Shit on us all you want. Easy as fuck !!!
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>>702194164
yet somehow you managed to outdo it.
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>>702194161
A little under 2 yrs.

Left great mistakes around september last year.
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>>702194214
Bro Im the 82nd guy about to go Coast guard any advice? How do you like it? Im going in as an MST how is that rate?
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>>702188746
do you get to bang those kids?
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>>702179409
Your still a little bitch who would get his ass kicked by most guys. How do you feel knowing your a little piss weak cuck who can't fight to save his life?
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>>702194379
We've probably seen each other around base, I'd moved onto the Franklin and was in A school at that time. Small world.

Anything I should know about the fleet before I get out there?
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>>702194845
No just got to patch them up when they would hit the bombs indiscriminately planted all over the place. I felt pretty bad for them. Stuck in constant war and then raped by every warlord who happened to pass through their village. Feels bad man.
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>>702195508
real talk now, do you guys go to whorehouses to get laid? Do you fuck each other? Do you all just awkwardly jerk off next to each other?
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>>702195882
Awkwardly jerk off next to each other. When your trying to not die busting a nut goes down a few notches on the old priority list though.
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>>702196138
fair enough
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what's it like being the most expendable guys in all of your country?
yall just doing it cuz you have nothing better to do with your lives, right?

Your comradery fades when you get home, if you didn't loose your limbs you lost your friends. Or both. Actual PTSD, not the SJW shit. And the guys who glorified sending you out abandons you when you get home.
Looking forward to being a homeless paranoid vet ?
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Just a comment from a Veteran, if you are thinking of enlisting, think deeply about it.
War has changed. You aren't going into battle for Mom, America & apple pie, you are going for Wall St. and major corporations & bankers. Read "War Is A Racket". The greed of the 80's was the tipping point.
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>>702196436
>In a job that makes six figures in the civilian world
I'm losing alright
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>>702196436
Naw bro that only happens if you let it happen. The way I see it Ive already done the most fucked up dangerous and fucking demanding thing Im ever going to do in my life so anything else life throws at me isnt going to be shit. I feel like that gives me an edge over guys like you. Too "smart" to join the military but deep down you knew you wouldn't have been able to hack it so you just opted to not even try. While you were flipping burgers I was jumping out of airplanes, shooting terrorists and saving lives and now that Im back Im going to college for free while you drown in debt. Im also probably in way better shape than you too. But thats ok bro someones gotta be the alpha so that the bettas can pick up the scraps.
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>>702170476
Emotionless Soldiers are the Perfecter Soldiers of the Future...

1. Learn to Hate

2. Do Not Obey

3. Do Not Listen

4. Forget Love

5. Do Not Allow Anyone to Hold You Back

6. Kill anyone who interferes with the mission any means necessary

7. And Stop Caring Altogether
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>>702197480
wtf
have you been smoking?
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>>702196443
Yeah this is true. When your in remember to look after yourself. To them especially in a combat role your expendable. Do your job, fight for the guy to your left and your right and take every single benefit they give you and use it to the max. You will probably have paid for it thrice over in your friends and your own blood, sweat and tears. My advice join the fucking coast guard and get paid the same to not do a damn thing. :p
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